4EverGreen Posted June 17, 2016 Author Share Posted June 17, 2016 (edited) It's once again time for another fun episode, so buckle up for another edition of "Total Cartoon Global Cruise!" / Sniz is in the cock-pit and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Global Cruise, things got very physical in Rio De Janerio, in an Olympic themed challenge filled with many events for our remaining challengers to either excel in, or completely humiliate themselves in! The high jump, swimming, the discus throw, the ski jump, volleyball, running with jumping, and freestyle wrestling, were the events chosen to test the skills of our three teams. Rocko, Marlene, Bulma, Dog, Suzie, Reggie, and Tigress, all proved to do very well in their respective challenges. However, Patrick and the rest of Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool, did NOT do so well; mainly thanks to Kaput! In addition to sabotaging their performances, Kaput also dug up some juicy, HUMILIATING information about Blonda, which Bulma used to THROW Blonda OFF of her game! But Blonda managed to DODGE elimination, by revealing to me, that Kaput was the one BEHIND the sabotaging of Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool. So it was Kaput who got the shove OFF of the plane! We still got 26 contestants left in the game; but after today, it will be 24. Who will rock and roll?! Who will achieve massive fame among rock and roll legends? And will this episode be able to top our LAST one in sheer entertainment value and RATINGS?! I sure hope so! Find out for sure on a very ROCKING episode of Total Cartoon (sings) Global Cruise! (Normally) United Kingdom, here we come!" / Instead of the usual show open, the rock and roll group, The Cars, can be heard singing one of their hit songs over the opening sequence. / Genre: New Wave. Sub-Genre: The Cars (the band). Song: "Let the Good Times Roll." Sung by: The Cars! / Let the good times roll, let them knock you around. Let the good times roll, let them make you a clown. Let them leave you up in the air, let them brush your rock and roll hair. Let the good times roll, let the good times roll, let the good times roll! Let the stories be told, they can say what they want. Let the photos be old, let them show what they want. Let them leave you up in the air, let them brush your rock and roll hair. Let the good times roll, let the good times roll-oh-oh, lets let the good times roll! Good times roll! If the illusion is real, let them give you a ride. If they got thunder appeal, let them be on your side. Let them leave you up in the air, let them brush your rock and roll hair. Lets let the good times roll-oh-oh, let the good times roll, let the good times roll! Lets let the good times roll, we'll let the good times roll, oh-oh-oh!" / And the introductory sequence ends. / "Opposites Attract, Even In Great Britain!" Once again, Team Retro is in First Class, and they are enjoying it more than usual. Tigress sighs in contentment and says: "Ahhh, it feels so GOOD to not have a vendetta against anyone, anymore!" Larry says: "I felt the same way after giving up my grudge against Spongebob." Tigress' eyes open up and she asks: "YOU had a grudge against Spongebob, to?" Larry says: "It's a long story, and its hardly worth retelling. Besides, in the end, I ended up feeling a lot better once I STOPPED holding a grudge against Spongebob." Po says: "Besides, we shouldn't be focusing on the past right now." Daggett asks: "Why is that?" Captain Retro answers: "Because we're nearing the end of the team challenges portion of this season. Just three more challenges left in total before its an all out competition with each other!" Marlene says: "And that means I'll probably have to deal with Skipper more personally than I HAVE been up to this point!" Wally says: "Well, I don't think there's any reason to worry about that. After all, you're still with us." Stimpy says: "That's right. As long as we're all STILL in the game, we're NOT just going to LET Skipper eliminate you; he'd have to get past us first, and GOOD luck with him getting the votes he NEEDS for that!" Reggie says: "Actually, there IS one possibility Skipper COULD come after us." Rocko asks: "What is that?" Reggie says: "Anti-Timmy! Call it a hunch, but I just KNOW he's STILL on the plane with the rest of us!" Norbert says: "I don't know why Anti-Timmy is a concern to us. After all, if anyone is controlling him, it's Bulma Briefs! She's the only one who has the know-how to do so!" Reggie says: "That doesn't MEAN Skipper can't ask Bulma for a favor! And if Bulma just HAPPENS to feel generous enough, she might be willing to HUMOR Skipper and have Anti-Timmy MANIPULATE the votes for any ONE of us once the team merge hits!" Daggett says: "Spooty Anti-Timmy! We've metaphorically worked our fingers to the BONE to have the most team-members of any team STILL in this game, and it STILL might not make a difference if Bulma has her way!" Captain Retro says: "Lucky for us, Bulma is currently prioritizing on OTHER matters right now!" Marlene asks: "Such as?" Captain Retro says: "Well for starters, Bulma has recently started a 'show-mance' with Zarbon, a romance that's purely for show. The biggest reason she did that was to get under Blonda's skin, and to throw her OFF her game! Bulma even TRIED to eliminate Blonda last time, but Blonda has proven to be more resourceful than Bulma was willing to give credit for." Stimpy asks: "How was Blonda resourceful?" Captain Retro says: "Blonda RATTED Kaput out! She exposed him as a saboteur, so Kaput got the shove out of the plane the last time!" Reggie says: "Well, that's good news! We no longer have that crazy sabotaging alien to deal with!" Po says: "But that STILL leaves us with Taotie as the big bad STILL currently in the game!" Captain Retro says: "Not to mention the fact that Anti-Timmy will prove to be a wild card, and Bulma's close proximity TO him seems to be making her behavior more erratic. Her aura is becoming very DIFFICULT to read, even for someone of MY skill level!" Marlene asks: "But we can still deal with them, right?" Captain Retro says: "Well, first things first. Staying safe in these last few team challenges will be essential. The weaker that Bulma's team is when we enter the team merge, the easier it will be to deal with HER once we're no longer team-mates. Let's just promise that we will try to work with each other as much as we can once the teams are dissolved." Tigress says: "I can't argue with that!" Po says: "I wouldn't know how to!" And all of Team Retro says: "To Team Retro!" (Confessional) Wally says: "We all know the team merge is coming, its just a matter of dealing with it once it arrives. For instance, traveling across the vast reaches of space isn't an easy task, even for a Rocket Monkey such as myself. But I've learned a long time ago that if you go around and let yourself get taken down my nasty comments and mean detractors, you're not going to get far in life. I've worked hard to get where I am. It hasn't been an easy ride, but I've proven that I can outlast all those who said I'd never get to this point, in both the game AND in my life!" / Tigress says: "I've recently realized that there are OTHER types of strengths and weaknesses other than just being physical ones. Sometimes, strengths and weaknesses can be mental. For instance, whereas Spongebob doesn't usually have physical strengths, his mental strengths of being able to usually resist any negative criticisms being thrown at him, make him strong in that aspect. I know that I don't have to target Spongebob specifically, but I want to make sure that if I have to fight against him, I want to do it for honorable reasons, and not petty ones like Taotie usually does." / Captain Retro says: "Running a team is hard enough. But having to run a team against two other teams for THIS long is a REAL challenge! The hardest part is maintaining the same level of enthusiasm and determination for each and every challenge. That's probably the main reason my team is doing as well as it has. We've managed to maintain a high level of enthusiasm and determination that the other teams can't find most of the time. But I know the other teams are looking to catch us off guard still, which is why we can't afford to let our guards down now. It's still anyone's game to win or lose, and the stakes are very high this time! I just hope Bulma doesn't try to use her 'show-mance' with Zarbon as a way to try to throw us off. That could REALLY complicate matters." / Reggie says: "My team depends on me to be the level headed girl, the type who doesn't let herself get rattled by inconveniences. However, I can't PRETEND that I don't KNOW that Anti-Timmy will prove to be a factor to us eventually. And the fact that BULMA is the one who has a control on him, is the fact that REALLY worries me! I KNOW she's smart, so why hasn't she used her brains to WHUP us in challenges yet? It's because she's biding her time! She's obviously waiting to catch us off guard before she USES her brains to metaphorically run circles around us! I have a feeling that when all is said and done, it might be a clash of brains versus brawn, and there's no way to tell just how MIGHTY Bulma's brain might actually be!" / Daggett says: "At this point in the game, every single challenge I survive is a personal best for me! Seeing ME still in the game has just got to be INFURIATING to the other teams! If I had been on any other team, they probably would've voted me off AGES ago! I may not have the best chance of winning this game, but as long as I can stay in it, that's a satisfying victory enough for me!" / Po says: "Bulma is a threat, but she's still a manageable threat! She's a rational thinker, and she's not going to do something crazy and irresponsible. The same can't be said for Taotie; and the only reason Taotie hasn't decided to strike back at me and Tigress yet, is that he's waiting for the perfect opportunity to strike at us! I think he's plotting something big, and for his plan to work, he needs to take us by surprise! I just hope that when Taotie strikes, we will be ready for him!" (End Confessional) Meanwhile, Team TUFF and Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool are once again sharing Normal Class quarters. Skipper scoffs and says: "It's official! This whole thing STINKS!!!!" Taotie says: "I said I was SORRY!" Skipper rolls his eyes and says: "Not YOU, this situation! Us LOSING who knows how MANY times, Marlene being with Captain Retro, and now Miss Has an I.Q. SO big it BARELY fits on this plane Bulma Briefs, is now smooching up with Zarbon!" Monster asks: "And what's wrong with Bulma kissing Zarbon?" Skipper rolls his eyes and says: "Think of the BIG picture! Why would Bulma suddenly start to get romantic with Zarbon? I would think that Bulma's biggest concern would be trying to get out Blonda! That's what she TRIED to do last time!" Gonard says: "Maybe it's all part of Bulma's plan. If ANYTHING were to throw Blonda off of her game, it would PROBABLY be a romance with the most attractive GUY on this plane! That's probably why Bulma is doing it!" Skipper's eyes open wide and he says: "Gonard, that's GENIUS!!!!" Gonard blushes and he says: "Well, I have my days." Skipper says: "Bulma is having a romance with Zarbon in order to throw Blonda off of her game!" Gonard asks: "But isn't that BAD for us? I mean, three of us are currently in Blonda's Magic Alliance. If Blonda goes, where does that leave the three of us?" Monster says: "I don't think Blonda is the type of contestant who would just LET herself be kicked out of the game. I mean, she DID rat out Kaput in order to save her own skin LAST time!" Taotie smirks and says: "Serves that little traitor right! How DARE he try to sabotage US?! If anybody's going to do any SABOTAGING around here, it better be by a REAL master! I'm not sub-contracting my work OUT anymore! If I want something done, I'm going to do it myself!" Gonard asks: "Do what by yourself?" Taotie chuckles deviously and says: "A little devious scheme called, SABOTAGE!" Skipper says: "Personally, I'm all for sabotaging Team Retro, but I think that's out of the question! You KNOW Captain Retro has the ability to see multiple futures, and he can read auras! It's not exactly easy to carry out a devious scheme with HIM in the game!" Taotie says: "Well, like in ANY game of chess, in order to get to the king, one must first go through the pawns. Team TUFF might prove to be valuable allies to Team Retro once the team merge hits. That's why WE got to target Team TUFF first, we can't afford to let them team up with Team Retro, our chances of winning up to $44.44 million are at stake!" Gonard sighs and says: "I'm not sure. I don't feel comfortable with sabotaging anybody. That doesn't feel right to me." Skipper says: "Nobody expects YOU to sabotage anyone! You can stay out of it for all we care! Just do your best in the challenges and leave the rest to Taotie, and possibly me." Taotie gleefully asks: "You mean that you're in?" Skipper says: "That Super NES emblem that is Team Retro has been number one for too long! It's time we take it DOWN a notch!" Monster says: "I'm not so sure you can! Nothing can beat the Super NES, not even the Playstation One! And it tried harder than anything!" Taotie says: "You MEAN, it tried the hardest that it COULD, but WE plan on trying even HARDER!" (Confessional) Skipper says: "I'm good at reading situations at pivotal moments like these. Captain Retro may be a good guy, but that doesn't mean that I have to like him, especially NOT when he's with Marlene! And what infuriates me about Bulma being with Zarbon, is that I don't think her romance with Zarbon is pure, I think it might all be for show! Not that I care about Zarbon per say, I just care about what Bulma is trying to do! Her strategy isn't just to play to the tenth degree, her strategical skills go all the way to eleven! And while I personally like a challenge, Bulma is the biggest competition I have in trying to win this game! I can't afford to underestimate that woman! I plan on keeping a close eye on her, and if she tries anything funny, I'll stop her before she can carry her twisted plans out!" / Gonard says: "Taotie and Skipper are really starting to get intense. Personally, I think it's because they're sick and tired of our team coming up short all the time. I'd like our team to win once in a while, but I don't think getting mad and angry is going to help anything. And if they are being genuine about wanting to sabotage Team TUFF and Team Retro, that could turn out to be a bad idea! Sabotages ALWAYS have a way of backfiring sooner or later! Nothing good has EVER come from doing something bad! Sadly, I don't think I have the ability to stop them, but I can definitely keep MY own conscience clear! I'm staying on the straight and narrow!" / Monster says: "Blonda is resourceful. I mean, she HAS to be in order to be where she is right now! And our chances of getting to the team merge all depend on being in the right alliance. Seeing as how Bulma has got Taotie and Zarbon wrapped around her fingers, means that the rest of our team is with Blonda by default. Although I'm not sure if even BLONDA has our best interests at heart, she seems to be only in this for herself, which kind of sucks. It sure would be nice if I could make the team merge. I could make Robot and Globitha be SO proud of me! I just want to do the very best I can on this game!" / Taotie smirks and says: "I think Kaput leaving this game is the best thing to ever happen for MY game! He was holding me back! Now that I don't have to worry about him, I can be as devious as I want! Captain Retro isn't going to make it easy, but that will only make it that much more satisfying to beat him where it matters most, in a mental competition the likes of which I can CRUSH him in! And if I can get Tigress and Po in the same swoop, that will only be DOUBLY delicious for me! I plan on savoring this victory, like a beaver savors a nice piece of wood! Victory WILL be mine, and I will WIN that victory, at ANY cost!" (End Confessional) While the rest of Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool is in Normal Class, Bulma and Zarbon are in the storage area, having a private, romantic session. Bulma romantically says: "I bet your old girlfriend never kissed you the way I do." Zarbon says: "Well, you do have a way with your lips, and a way with your words." Bulma sweetly says: "It makes me glad to hear that. Do you want to know why WE have made it all the way to this point in the game, while so many of our former team-mates have fallen to the way-side?" Zarbon asks: "Is it because you used Anti-Timmy to engineer their eliminations?" Bulma says: "Only in Keswick's case so far. No! It's because I have a vision, a vision of you and me sitting on a tropical beach in Acapulco, drinking Pina Coladas in a Jacuzzi, with a cool $44.44 million to keep us company." Zarbon romantically says: "I'm glad we see eye to eye." Bulma says: "With my knowledgeable skills and your athletic skills, we can take on ANY challenger who comes in our way!" / Genre: Synth Pop. Sub-Genre: Pet Shop Boys. Song: "Opportunities (Let's Make Lots of Money"). Sung by: Bulma and Zarbon! / Bulma: "I've got the brains, you've got the looks, let's make lots of money. You've got the brawn, I've got the brains. Let's make lots of -." Zarbon: "I've had enough of scheming and messing around with jerks. My car is parked outside, I'm afraid it doesn't work. I'm looking for a partner, someone who gets things fixed. Ask yourself this question: do you want to be rich?" Bulma: "I've got the brains, you've got the looks, let's make lots of money. You've got the brawn, I've got the brains. Let's make lots of money. You can tell I'm educated, I studied at the Sorbonne. Doctored in mathematics, I could have been a con. I can program a computer, choose the perfect time. If you've got the inclination, I have got the crime." Zarbon: "Oh, there's a lot of opportunities if you know when to take them, you know? There's a lot of opportunities. If there aren't, you can make them. Make or break them." Bulma and Zarbon: "I've got the brains, you've got the looks, let's make lots of money. Let's make lots of - (Ah) Money (Ah) (Ah - Di du da di da bu di ba). Bulma: "You can see I'm single-minded, I know what I could be. How'd you feel about it, come and take a walk with me? I'm looking for a partner, regardless of expense. Think about it seriously, you know, it makes sense. Let's (Got the brains). Zarbon: "Make (Got the looks)." Bulma: "Let's make lots of money (Oohh money). (Let's) You've got the brawn. (Make) I've got the brains. Let's make lots of money (Oohh money). I've got the brains (Got the brains). You've got the looks." Zarbon: "Got the looks." Bulma and Zarbon: "Let's make lots of money (Oohh money). Money!" / And their song ends, but Blonda has secretly SEEN everything, and she is REALLY disgusted! (Confessional) Blonda LITERALLY has steam coming out of her ears and she says: "How DARE Bulma pull a stunt like starting a show romance with Zarbon?! I'M the one who should have man candy around to hold me while I say sweet nothings into his ear! Zarbon's feelings for Bulma might be genuine, but there's no WAY Bulma would have such feelings for Zarbon! But I do have to admit, she's BETTER than I thought! But she's not the only one who can have a 'show-mance,' I can fake love with the best of them, and Monster is just foolish enough and naive enough to believe ANYTHING I say!" / Bulma says: "With Zarbon now dedicated to me, having him be my physical half to wipe out the contestants who pose a physical threat to me will be a very EASY feet! Of course, I do STILL have to do something about Blonda! Luckily for me, she doesn't HAVE any more interns she can rat out as elimination fodder! But that doesn't mean she's out of options; if I were Blonda, I'd probably be thinking about who I'd start a 'show-mance' with in order to make ME jealous! Not that it will WORK of course, since I've got the most attractive guy on the plane. But if Blonda is willing to play with the feelings of someone else, I'm willing to SABOTAGE her efforts, by revealing the truth when the time is right!" / Zarbon says: "I'm no longer concerned about this game the way I used to be. My only physical threat is Tigress, and my intellectual equal Bulma is on my side. I've got this game pretty locked up by this point. I just have to be careful of Blonda and her Magic Alliance, as well as any STUPID plan that Taotie might try to take me out! Of course, Taotie's plans have no CHANCE of working; seeing how they NEVER have! By taking out the wild variables, I will be left with only one logical conclusion. Being the most BEAUTIFUL being in the UNIVERSE, I will undoubtedly win first place, while Bulma will come in second. It's just logic!" (End Confessional) Suddenly, Sniz speaks over the loudspeakers and says: "Are you ready to ROCK and ROLL?! You better be, because today, we are traveling to one of the premiere countries where rock and roll got its start, and where it invaded other countries like a rolling storm! We're headed to the United Kingdom; A.K.A. Merry Old England, A.K.A. Great Britain! And this time, the stakes are high, because only the team that wins first place will be completely safe! The teams that come in last and second place, will each have to eliminate one contestant this time, so absolutely no pressure! Sniz out!" Team TUFF over-hears this, and Dudley says: "This is SO awesome! We're going to the U.K." Chameleon says: "And we're going to rock and roll." Spongebob says: "I just hope we do well. This is no time to lose a contestant. This could be our greatest challenge." (Commercial Break) / I'll break and stop for now. Enough said! Edited June 23, 2016 by 4EverGreen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverGreen Posted June 28, 2016 Author Share Posted June 28, 2016 (edited) Before I continue with this episode, I just want to state that I started writing this episode BEFORE the "Brexit" happened, and therefore, that fact plays no part in this episode that occurs in Great Britain. With that out of the way, it's time for the second and final part of my latest "Total Cartoon Global Cruise" episode, "Opposites Attract, Even in Great Britain!" / After the commercials end, the plane touches down on a field near the prehistoric, neolithic site of Stonehenge, and all three teams are hustled out of the plane by General Barracuda in a hurry. General Barracuda yells: "Let's get those legs MOVING, people, alien, and other animals; we're not getting paid to just stand around!" Patrick asks: "What's the matter with HIM?!" Spongebob says: "Knowing General Barracuda, it could be ANYTHING!" And the three teams get situated within the perimeter of Stonehenge, and Sniz comes out. Sniz shouts: "All right, are we ready to do this?!" Taotie shouts: "NO!!!!" Tigress shouts: "YES!!!!" Taotie retorts: "WHAT?!!!" Tigress says: "I'm contradicting you JUST to make you mad!" Taotie says: "You're cruising for a BRUISING once THIS game show is over!" Tigress sarcastically says: "OOH, I'm SO scared! And by the way, THAT was SARCASM!" Gonard asks: "Why SHOULDN'T we be excited about this challenge, Taotie?" Taotie blatantly asks: "Isn't it obvious these challenges are just a scam?" Monster asks: "What do you mean?" Taotie says: "Sniz is JUST going to GIVE the win to Team Retro so they'll work harder for no real reason." Captain Retro says: "That just goes to show you how LITTLE you know about us! That could not be FARTHER from the truth! Sniz GIVES us wins BECAUSE we work harder! If YOU tried hard once in a while, your team would win more often!" Marlene asks: "Why are you telling them that?" Captain Retro says: "I'm TRYING to put things in perspective! If we DO win, I want the other teams to at least TRY their best against us. It makes the challenge feel more authentic." Skipper raises his flipper and asks: "Forgive me for stating the obvious, but WHY are we at the site of Stonehenge?" Sniz says: "This is where ROCK and ROLL were LITERALLY invented! For your first part of the challenge, you will be taking ROCKS, and ROLLING them, to make your own scale model of Stonehenge. Each team will be given points based on how fast they can accomplish it, and how good it looks. The second part of the challenge will be crossing Abbey Road while singing a song, and will finish off with a battle of the bands on the rooftops of the historic Apple Records building." Wally says: "That definitely sounds like fun!" Zarbon asks: "But where ARE the rocks?" Sniz says: "You'll have to carve them out of these mountains that our Fairy Godparents poofed here. Wouldn't be as challenging otherwise!" Bulma groans and says: "MAN!!!! I was NOT cut out for MANUAL labor!" Blonda snidely says: "You weren't cut out for ANY labor!" Bulma rolls her eyes and retorts: "Like YOU are?" Blonda smirks and says: "You'd be surprised! I have got the skills to pay the bills! Or rather, if I ever HAD to pay the bills, I would! Doesn't THAT sound impressive, MONSTER?!" Monster doesn't get the hint, and unsure, says: "I...guess so." Blonda frowns, disappointed, and asks: "What do you MEAN; you GUESS so?! I'm throwing you a LINE here; automatic passageway to the Final Two!" Monster says: "That's STILL quite a ways away!" Blonda says: "Well, if you get together with ME, I can make the time seem like NOTHING!" Monster says: "Look, don't get me wrong; you're pretty, and I can tell that you're determined!" Blonda smirks and says: "Obviously, I am INTERESTED in you!" Monster says: "But I'm not up for a run-around." Blonda asks: "What do you mean?" Monster says: "You're beautiful for a woman, BUT--." General Barracuda yells: "STOP STANDING AROUND!!!! You NEED to carve ROCKS out of those MOUNTAINS!!!!" Skipper asks: "Without any tools?" General Barracuda chuckles deviously and says: "Use whatever crosses your imagination; just don't expect any help from ME!" Larry says: "I never would!" Tigress says: "Come on, Team Retro! Those rocks aren't going to carve themselves!" Taotie shouts: "Figures YOU'RE confidant! You can break rocks up like NOTHING, you roided up WITCH!!!!" Tigress twitches and yells: "WHAT did you SAY about ME?!!!" Taotie smirks and says: "You heard me; I don't believe you EARNED those muscles!" Tigress winds up and angrily says: "You've HAD this coming for a LONG time..." Captain Retro grabs Tigress and says: "Cool down; I'll handle this!" Tigress calms down and breathes. Tigress says: "Very well, handle it." Captain Retro says: "Know this, Taotie. All the skills we have, we EARNED! And WE plan on winning, fair and SQUARE! But just so YOU believe it; Kamehameha!!!!" And Captain Retro FIRES a Kamehameha at the poofed up mountain range, breaking the mountains up into rocks instantly! Captain Retro says: "There! Now we're ALL on level playing ground!" General Barracuda sputters and says: "Did you see THAT?! Captain Retro just leveled the playing field!" Fondue groans and asks: "So what do you want ME to do about it?" General Barracuda groans and says: "Use your imagination or something! I can't think of EVERYTHING!" Fondue groans and says: "Fine! WANDA!!!! Let's make the rocks HARD to find!" Wanda says: "DONE!!!!" And before the three teams can get their rocks, Wanda poofs up a BUNCH of soapy bubbles OVER the rocks, making them hard to see or find! General Barracuda says: "Now THIS is a challenge! And just to make it MORE interesting... (Beep! Beep! Ba-Beep! Beep! Beep!) ...that sound, as always, means that its time to sing! How's THAT for an interesting challenge?!" Phoebe groans and says: "Oh, it's INTERESTING all right! I'm starting to wonder if all this agony is worth it?" Suzie says: "Well, I don't like LOSING! So keep your pessimistic feelings to yourself, and just sing; I want us ALL to put in a good performance!" / Genre: The Rolling Stones. Sub-Genre: Rock and Roll. Song: "I Know It's Only Rock and Roll (But I Like It!)" / Sung by: Cast! / Zarbon: “If I could stick my hand in my heart and spill it all over the stage, would it satisfy ya, would it slide on by ya, would you think the boy is strange? Ain't he strange?” Blonda to Monster: “If I could win ya, if I could sing ya a love song so divine, would it be enough for your cheating heart if I broke down and cried? If I cried?” Team Retro: “I said, I know it's only rock 'n roll but I like it. I know it's only rock 'n roll but I like it, like it, yes, I do! Oh, well, I like it, I like it, I like it.” Gonard: “I said, can't you see that this old boy has been lonely?” Taotie: “If I could stick a knife in my heart; suicide right on stage! Would it be enough for your teenage lust, would it help to ease the pain? Ease your brain?” Skipper to Marlene: “If I could dig down deep in my heart, feelings would flood on the page. Would it satisfy ya, would it slide on by ya, would ya think the boy's insane? He's insane!” Team TUFF: “I said, I know it's only rock 'n roll but I like it. I know it's only rock 'n roll but I like it, like it, yes, I do! Oh, well, I like it, yeah, I like it, I like it.” Wally: “I said, can't you see that this old boy has been lonely?” Blonda to Bulma: “And do ya think that you're the only girl around?” Bulma to Blonda: “I bet you think that you're the only woman in town.” Team S.R.R.R.C.: “I said, I know it's only rock 'n roll but I like it. I said, I know it's only rock 'n roll but I like it. I know it's only rock 'n roll but I like it. I know it's only rock 'n roll but I like it, like it, yes, I do! Oh, well, I like it, I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. It's only rock 'n roll but I like it. It's only rock 'n roll but I like it. It's only rock 'n roll but I like it. It's only rock 'n roll but I like it. It's only rock 'n roll but I like it. It's only rock 'n roll but I like it. It's only rock 'n roll but I like it. It's only rock 'n roll but I like it. It's only rock 'n roll but I like it. It's only rock 'n roll but I like it. It's only rock 'n roll but I like it. It's only rock 'n roll but I like it. It's only rock 'n roll but I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. Oh yeah, I like it!” / And the epic song ends as Team Retro has collected up enough rocks, and set up their model version of Stonehenge first! Sniz says: "And we've got ourselves a leader! Taking the lead in the first part of the challenge, Team Retro! Followed closely behind by Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool, and Team TUFF is taking up the rear with last place!" Dudley groans and says: "Man, do you HAVE to say taking up the rear?!" Suzie says: "I don't see what YOU'RE complaining about! You, Chameleon, Patrick, Dog, Randolph, and even SPONGEBOB were doing a good job lifting boulders! The same can NOT be said for Phoebe!" Phoebe gasps and pants in exhaustion. Phoebe says: "I was born to be a MENTAL genius! Not a physically TALENTED genius!" Suzie says: "It doesn't matter how MUCH of a genius you are if you end up costing us THIS challenge!" Phoebe says: "But I want to make the team merge!" Suzie says: "Than I suggest you try HARDER!!!! Otherwise, your CHANCES of making the team merge will shrink from slim to NONE!!!!" Phoebe says: "I thought you were supposed to be loving and understanding!" Suzie says: "It's called Tough Love! Deal with it!" (Confessional) Phoebe says: "Why did there HAVE to be a physical portion of today's challenge? I don't do WELL when it comes to physical challenges where I have to actually BE physical! Back in school, I was ALWAYS picked LAST in team sports! Even EUGENE gets picked before I do, and HE usually JINXES people! I can't get taken out! Not now, not when I've come SO close! The team merge is THERE for the achieving! I can almost reach out and touch it! That's why I've GOT to make it, because I do NOT want to go when I've worked so hard!" / Suzie: "I usually don't like being tough. But sometimes, you've got to make some hard decisions if you want to come out on top. It's a trick I've learned in my goal to becoming a great singer. You're never going to become a famous, successful act if you just play it safe. That's why Cher and Madonna have such long, successful careers; they've taken risks! And if I want to have the kind of careers that they have, I've got to take risks to! Nobody ever said winning would be pretty! Fortunately, I plan on being a VERY pretty winner! That's just what I see happening for me in the long run!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "That means Team Retro will get an advantage in the next portion of the challenge, in the fact that THEY get to go first! To Abbey Road in Liverpool!" (Camera quick pans to the famous Abbey Road in Liverpool!) Sniz says: "Isn't this great? Only in expertly edited shows such as this can we expertly get from point A to point B!" Blonda retorts: "Especially when you can just get my fellow FAIRIES to just poof you from place to place!" Sniz says: "Complain all you want! The fact is, we HAVE this resource available to us, so we're going to use it, Blonda Martin!" Bulma chuckles joyously and asks: "You're last name is MARTIN?!!!" Blonda seriously says: "Long story, don't ask!" Sniz says: "You three teams will all be making like The Beatles, and walking across Abbey Road. Unlike the Beatles, this will be more of a challenge for you." Phoebe asks: "Why would crossing a mere road be such a challenge?" (Confessional) Phoebe face-palms herself and says: "STUPID!!!! Why did I have to ask such a STUPID question?! Sniz ALWAYS has an answer for everything!" (End Confessional) Sniz smiles and says: "I'm glad you asked! WANDA!!!!" Wanda says: "Here is the TWIST!!!!" Wanda waves her wand, and makes Abbey Road magically STRETCH out, so that it is now TWO Miles wide! Sniz asks: "Aren't our magical capabilities WONDERFUL?!" Suzie loudly says: "NO! And thanks a LOT, Phoebe!!!!" Phoebe meekly says: "I'm sorry!" Sniz says: "All three teams will have to cross this road! Once you've done so, the road will shrink back to its normal proportions, and you can proceed to the final portion of the challenge, rocking on the rooftops!" Patrick says: "That's IF we can even GET there!" Spongebob says: "We'll get there Patrick, just believe in our team unity!" Patrick says: "As long as you're here, I can believe in anything!" (Confessional) Patrick says: "Spongebob and I being together in the same team has been like a dream come true. Unlike in past seasons, when we had to compete against each other, this time, Spongebob can help me with my game, and he gives me the confidence to try my best! It would be kind of FRIGHTENING if I ever had to compete in this game WITHOUT him!" / Spongebob says: "Now that Tigress no longer has a vendetta against me, I'm feeling more confidant about my chances. And best of all, even if my team doesn't win today, I'm not the number one target; Phoebe is! Not that I wish any ill will on Phoebe, but I have a desire to stay in this game as long as I can! I plan on doing everything I can to make my desire to come true, even if that means having to do something hard, like vote off Phoebe. I've learned from Tigress that I won't get far in this game if I don't make hard choices, that's why I'm trying to play my hardest!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "As you all know, you'll have to sing while crossing this road. Points will be given based on how WELL you cross, and how well you sing! And what could be more appropriate than a song from The Beatles album, Abbey Road?" Marlene says: "And I believe we've got JUST the song you want to hear!" / Genre: The Beatles. Sub-genre: Blues Rock. Song: "Come Together!" Sung by: Cast! / Marlene about Skipper: “Here come old flattop, he come grooving up slowly. He got joo-joo eyeball, he one holy roller.” Skipper about Captain Retro: “He got hair down to his knee.” Rocko about Po: “Got to be a joker he just do what he please.” Tigress about Wally: “He wear no shoeshine, he got toe-jam football.” Po about Wally: “He got monkey finger, he shoot Coca-Cola.” Captain Retro: “He say, "I know you, you know me." One thing I can tell you is you got to be free! Come together right now over me!” Stimpy: “He bag production, he got walrus gumboot.” Dog about Randolph: “He got Ono sideboard, he one spinal cracker.” Randolph about Dog: “He got feet down below his knee.” Suzie: “Hold you in his armchair, you can feel his disease! Come together right now over me! Right!” Phoebe: “Come, oh, come, come, come. He roller-coaster, he got early warning.” Monster about Taotie: “He got muddy water, he one mojo filter.” Spongebob about Patrick: “He say, "One and one, and one is three." Got to be good-looking 'cause he's so hard to see!” Patrick: “Come together right now over me! Oh! Come together!" Cast: "Yeah, come together! Yeah, come together! Yeah, come together! Yeah, come together! Yeah, come together! Yeah, come together! Yeah, oh! Come together! Yeah, come together!” / And the epic song ends as all three teams finish crossing! Sniz says: "And the second portion of the challenge is finished! Team Retro is currently in the lead, having scored about 100 points, Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really Cool is in second, with 77 points, but Team TUFF only has 44 points. Phoebe, I'm sorry, but you're singing isn't carrying any weight! You need to try singing DEEPER, or you won't score well in the next part of the challenge!" Suzie shouts: "What is UP with you today, Phoebe?! Not only can you NOT carry any rocks, you can't even rock and roll right!" Phoebe says: "I guess I'm having an off day! It happens sometimes, it's not MY fault!" Chameleon says: "Please! Even I have enough sense to take responsibility for things that I do wrong." Randolph says: "You're messing up today's challenge, and I DON'T love it!" (Confessional) Phoebe groans, sighs and says: "Why am I messing up so badly? I just want to make it to the Team Merge; is THAT too much to ask?!" / Chameleon says: "I never thought that Phoebe WAS a strong player, but now she's proving it! If she tanks this challenge for us, its safe to say that Dudley and I KNOW just who we are voting off!" / Suzie sighs and says: "Our team is having a harder time holding on to team members than Destiny's Child had of holding onto band members! It's becoming very apparent to me that I'm probably the Beyonce Knowles of THIS team, and I'm being forced to kick off everyone else who can't keep up to me! It's frustrating that I'm being forced to be the tough one in all of this!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "That means Team Retro will also get the advantage in the last part of the challenge. They'll get to see the other teams perform FIRST, so THEY know how well THEY need to do in order to win!" Dudley sighs and says: "This is NOT going to do a thing for helping me feel enthusiastic for winning this challenge!" Spongebob says: "Come on! We can STILL win this! We just got to believe!" Suzie says: "Oh, I believe; I believe that Phoebe is STINKING!" Patrick asks: "Don't you even WANT to try and win this?" Suzie says: "Of COURSE I do! I'm just being a realist. IF we lose, I want to be prepared to do what NEEDS to be done in case we lose!" (Confessional) Patrick says: "It's hard to convince your team to win, especially when on OUR team, only Spongebob and I seem to have any confidence or enthusiasm for wanting our team to win!" / Suzie says: "Spongebob and Patrick are even MORE deluded than I thought if they THINK that they can outlast me! I have a FLAWLESS record of making it to the team merge, and I'm not about to let THEM mess it up FOR me! If I have to eliminate the two of THEM before the team merge, than so be it! NOTHING is going to mess up MY prospects of WINNING this game!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "You will each have to come up with a different song to sing when you're up on the rooftops. Come up with them in private, and ask me about it, before singing for everyone!" / Up on the rooftops of the Apple Records Company, all three teams are prepping their instruments and equipment, to make sure that everything works properly. Sniz says: "All right, all three songs have been decided! And even better, they were ALL originally done by different artists! To make this interesting for us, we have decided to let Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool to go first, and Team TUFF gets to go second. This will give Team TUFF a chance to redeem themselves and possibly come in second. And trust me, even if your team DOESN'T win, you will still WANT to win second place; it will prove to be beneficial for our NEXT challenge in our NEXT location!" Blonda says: "You heard the man! So let's really jam and not mess up! And Monster, how about singing a loving duet with me?" Monster asks: "Why would I do that? I don't really love you." Blonda asks: "Why not?!" Monster says: "Because I'm already committed to J.D., my girlfriend!" Blonda screams: "You're WHAT?!!!" Sniz interrupts and says: "Time to SING, Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool!" / Genre: The Beatles. Sub-Genre: Blues Rock. Song: "Get Back!" Sung by: Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool! / Bulma: “Zarbon was a man who thought he was a loner, but he knew it wouldn't last. Zarbon left his home in the South Galaxy, for some California grass.” Blonda to Zarbon: “Get back, get back. Get back to where you once belonged. Get back, get back. Get back to where you once belonged. Get back Zarbon. Go home.” Taotie: “Get back, get back. Back to where you once belonged. Get back, get back. Back to where you once belonged. Get back, yo!” Zarbon: “Sweet Blonda Martin thought she was a woman, but she was another man!” Gonard: “All the girls around her say she's got it coming, but she gets it while she can. Get back, get back. Get back to where you once belonged. Get back, get back. Get back to where you once belonged.” Bulma: “Get back Blonda. Go home!" Monster: "Get back, get back. Get back to where you once belonged. Get back, get back. Get back to where you once belonged.” / And the epic song ends. Sniz says: "General Barracuda, Fondue and I have decided; Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool has accumulated a grand total of 154 points. They are in the lead for now, but will they stay there?" Blonda looks to Monster and screams: "A girlfriend?! A GIRLFRIEND?!!! That was YOUR 'But?!' But you HAD a girlfriend?!" Monster says: "I said that I wasn't interested in a run-around, she's emotionally stable, sane, and doesn't do anything crazy or STUPID!!!!" Blonda says: "I have MAGIC! I have celebrity connections! You don't want ANY of THAT?!!!" Monster says: "Not if it involves being around YOU!!!!" (Confessional) Bulma smirks and says: "Even Blonda's so-called alliance has more sense than to make any REAL deals with her!" / Blonda LITERALLY has steam coming out of her ears, and she is LITERALLY red in the face from ANGER!!!! Blonda madly says: "This CANNOT be happening to me!" / Monster says: "I think Blonda took THAT news very hard! I can't understand why, I personally don't think it's THAT big of a deal!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "It's time for our second performance, from Team TUFF! And do your best, team. This is your last chance to pull your metaphorical fat out of the fire for THIS challenge!" Patrick says: "Don't worry! We're going to bring our dinner to the table, and WE are going to eat it!" Suzie asks: "What does THAT even mean?!" Dudley says: "Don't even worry about it. Let's just do our best and jam as hard as we can!" Sniz says: "Team TUFF, time to rock and roll!" / Genre: The Rolling Stones. Sub-genre: Rock and Roll. Song: "Mixed Emotions." Sung by: Team TUFF! / Randolph: “Button your lip baby, button your coat. Let's go out dancing, go for the throat!” Spongebob: “Let's bury the hatchet, wipe out the past.” Dog: “Make love together, stay on the path.” Suzie: “You're not the only one, with mixed emotions. You're not the only ship adrift on this ocean.” Dudley: “This coming and going is driving me nuts. Phoebe: “This to-ing and fro-ing is hurting my guts.” Chameleon: “So get off the fence, it's creasing your butt! Life is a party, let's get out and strut!” Team TUFF: “You're not the only one, that's feeling lonesome. You're not the only one, with mixed emotions. You're not the only one, you're not the only one, you're not the only one, you're not the only one!” Patrick: “Let's grab the world by the scruff of the neck!” Dog: “And drink it down deeply, let's love it to death!” Randolph: “So button your lip, and button your coat.” Dudley: “Let's go out dancing, let's rock 'n' roll!” Chameleon: “You're not the only one, with mixed emotions. You're not the only ship, adrift on this ocean. You're not the only one, that's feeling lonesome. You're not the only one, with mixed emotions!” / And the epic song ends. Sniz says: "Well Team TUFF, I've got good news and bad news. The good news is, you tried your best. The bad news is, your best wasn't enough. You only accumulated 88 points. That means your team is in last place. The only question is, which team will have to eliminate somebody with YOUR team?!" (Confessional) Phoebe sighs and says: "Yep! I've lost! I cannot BELIEVE I actually believed I thought I would be allowed to make the team merge, just because I made it past the team redistribution! So much for turning lemons into lemonade!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Team Retro, its all up to you! Will you be able to wow us with another performance?" Norbert says: "We plan on it!" Daggett says: "Isn't that a little facetious to say that? I mean, why did we even pick THIS song?! I don't think anybody is going TO believe that this song is going to apply to ANY of us!" Wally says: "You just have to sing with CONVICTION! If you put enough passion and soul into your performance, people WILL believe what you're telling them!" Daggett says: "For your sake, I hope you're right!" (Confessional) Daggett says: "It would be foolish of me to think that Team Retro has this one in the bag, because thinking THAT way is liable to lead to ME getting eliminated! So I can't afford to think that way now; I can only afford to think about trying my best!" / Wally says: "I think the best way for my team-mates to do and perform at their best, is for someone to inspire them. I've had lots of inspirational speeches given to me, being a Rocket Monkey, and now I get to give those inspirational speeches to my friends! That is one of my major contributions to this team!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "This is your make or break performance, Team Retro! Sing now!" / Genre: Dance Pop. Sub-Genre: Paula Abdul. Song: "Opposites Attract!" Sung by: Team Retro! / Captain Retro: “I'm Captain Retro on the rap, so mic it, here's a little story and you're sure to like it! Swift and sly, and I'm playing it cool with my home girl, Marlene Otter!” Marlene: “Baby seems we never ever agree, you like the movies and I like TV.” Captain Retro: “I take things serious and you take them light.” Marlene: “I go to bed early.” Captain Retro: “And I party all night!” Marlene: “Our friends are saying we ain't gonna last. Cause I move slowly.” Captain Retro: “And baby I'm fast!” Marlene: “I like it quiet.” Captain Retro: “And I love to shout!” Marlene and Captain Retro: “But when we get together, it just all works out!” Marlene: “I take two steps forward.” Captain Retro: “I take two steps back.” Marlene: “We come together cause opposites attract. And you know, it ain't fiction, just a natural fact!” Captain Retro: “We come together cause opposites attract!” Tigress: “Who'd have thought we could be lovers?” Po: “She makes the bed.” Tigress: “And he steals the covers.” Po: “She likes it neat.” Tigress: “And he makes a mess.” Po: “I take it easy.” Tigress: “Baby; I get obsessed!” Po: “She's got the money.” Tigress: “And he's always broke! I don't like laughing.” Po: “Baby I like to joke!” Tigress: “Things in common, there just ain't one.” Po: “But when we get together, we have nothing but fun!” Tigress: “I take two steps forward, two steps back. We come together cause opposites attract. And you know, it ain't fiction, just a natural fact.” Po: “We come together cause opposites attract!” Tigress: “You know it baby, baby!” Rocko: “Nothing in common but this trust, I'm like a minus, she's like a plus. One going up, one coming down but we seem to land on common ground. When things go wrong we make corrections to keep things moving in the right direction. Try to fight it but I'm telling you, it's useless, opposites attract!” Reggie: “Baby ain't it something how we lasted this long? You and me proving everyone wrong! Don't think we'll ever get our differences patched.” Rocko: “Don't really matter cause we're perfectly matched! I take two steps forward, I take two steps back.” Reggie: “We come together cause opposites attract. And you know, it ain't fiction, just a natural fact. We come together cause opposites attract!” Wally: “Two steps forward, two steps back.” Captain Retro and Marlene: “We come together cause opposites attract. And you know, it ain't fiction, just a natural fact. We come together cause opposites attract!” Team Retro: “Two steps forward, two steps back.” Tigress and Po: “We come together cause opposites attract. It ain't fiction, you know it's a fact! We come together cause opposites attract!” Stimpy: “Two steps forward, two steps back. Two steps back cause opposites attract!” Rocko and Reggie: “We come together, we go together. Opposites, I said, Opposites attract!” / And the epic song ends, and Sniz applauds loudly! Sniz says: "Wonderful, glorious, magnificent! What a stellar performance! Team Retro, you take a well-deserved victory and immunity with first place! Team TUFF and Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really Cool, it SUCKS to be you guys and girls! You both have to vote a team-member off. Team TUFF, you have to go first for coming in last place, and Team S.R.R.R.C. has to go second for coming in second place." / The plane is now in the air, and Team TUFF is facing the first elimination ceremony. Sniz says: "You should know the drill by now. There are eight of you, but there are only seven bags of popcorn. Pick your favorite loser, and vote!" (Confessional) Spongebob stamps Phoebe's pass-port. Spongebob says: "Yes! I am SAFE today!" / Patrick stamps Phoebe's pass-port. Patrick says: "Sorry Phoebe, but I think you're a goner!" / Suzie stamps Phoebe's pass-port. Suzie says: "Sorry, but losers got to lose!" / Randolph angrily stamps Phoebe's pass-port. Randolph says: "I'm ashamed to admit this, but I do not LOVE you!" / Dog stamps Phoebe's pass-port. Dog says: "It's only logical to vote off the weakest member of our team. It's just that this time, it's you." / Dudley stamps Phoebe's pass-port. Dudley says: "It's for the good of our team. I hope we can be friends after this." / Chameleon stamps Phoebe's pass-port. Chameleon says: "I don't do this because I want to, I do it because I have to. Strengthening up our team is very important!" / Phoebe crosses her fingers, and stamps Spongebob's pass-port. Phoebe pleadingly says: "PLEASE! Let me have a hail Mary pass a something!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "The votes have been cast, so it's time to get a bag of popcorn! Suzie! Dog, Randolph, Chameleon, Dudley, Patrick." Spongebob and Phoebe both look nervously at each other, knowing that only ONE of them is safe! Sniz says: "Quite a predicament! Spongebob, you've been a target for quite sometime. Have you finally gotten marked?! Phoebe, you've never really BEEN a target before, so perhaps you're safe! The final bag of popcorn goes to...SPONGEBOB!!" And Phoebe sighs, knowing her game is FINALLY over! Sniz says: "Sorry Phoebe. I know you tried, you really tried. But trying just isn't enough. You have to do. Drop of Shame awaits." Phoebe gets up in a huff and says: "Fine! I don't like humiliating myself in physical of singing challenges anyway!" Phoebe grabs a chute, and opens the plane door. Phoebe says: "Good-bye!" And Phoebe jumps out of the plane! Sniz says: "One team down, and one team to go! Time to bring in Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool!" / Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really Cool is now facing their elimination ceremony. Blonda is giving Monster a dirty look, and Monster is not sure why. Monster asks: "Come on! Can't we be CIVIL about this?!" Blonda snidely says: "Sorry, but I don't talk to guys who INTENTIONALLY plan on WASTING my time!" Monster asks: "How did I intentionally waste YOUR time?!" Blonda says: "You've had a girlfriend all this time! Why didn't you just SAY so?!" Monster says: "I didn't think it was important! Besides, J.D. is shy, she didn't want me to reveal it to everybody." Sniz says: "Right now, your numbers aren't looking good right now! Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really Cool, Captain Retro even GAVE you an opportunity to catch up, and you SQUANDERED it! Now you have to vote one of your own off! Take some time to think it over, and VOTE!!!!" Blonda whispers to everyone EXCEPT Monster and says: "If you vote Monster off, I'll ratchet all of you up my respect-o-meter!" Bulma smirks and says: "Glad to!" (Confessional) Bulma chuckles deviously and stamps Monster's pass-port. Bulma says: "That's right, Blonda! Keep playing RIGHT into my HANDS and vote off the ONLY contestants who have been helping you!" / Zarbon stamps Monster's pass-port. Zarbon says: "In terms of team-members, you're completely expendable!" / Taotie gleefully stamps Monster's pass-port. Taotie says: "At last! I'll be the ONLY heavy hitter LEFT on MY team!" / Skipper stamps Monster's pass-port. Skipper says: "I can't honestly say I'll miss you, because I won't!" / Blonda angrily stamps Monster's pass-port. Blonda says: "Already committed, and absolutely NO interest in ME?! Bye-bye Monster! See you NEVER!" / Gonard looks over his choices nervously, and stamps Blonda's pass-port. Gonard says: "It's the principle of the matter. I won't vote off someone that I consider a good friend." / Monster stamps Blonda's pass-port. Monster says: "I know that Gonard has my back. Let's hope our strategy and good team relationships play off!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Voting is over, time to reveal who gets a bag of popcorn. Bulma! Zarbon, Taotie, Skipper, Gonard!" Blonda looks angrily at Monster, while Monster looks at everyone else in SHOCK! Bulma seriously asks: "Gonard, did you VOTE the way I WANTED you to?!" Gonard says: "I refuse to answer on the grounds that you might get mad at me!" Sniz says: "If anyone's curious, Blonda got TWO votes. But today's loser is...MONSTER!!!!" Monster asks: "Why? Why am I getting the boot off?" Blonda says: "You broke the number one rule of MY Magic Alliance, you said 'NO' to me!" Monster says: "Keep up the fight for me, Gonard. Don't LET Blonda take advantage of you!" Gonard says: "No worries there!" Monster grabs his chute and says: "It's been a blast, but this is where I get off." Monster opens the plane door, jumps out and screams: "Sacajewea!!!!" Sniz says: "And just like that, two contestants are now out of the game! Do either Team TUFF or Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool have a CHANCE of catching up with Team Retro, or will Team Retro dominate another challenge? It all depends on where we go next, and what challenge will occur once we get there! Find out for sure on the next brand new episode of Total Cartoon Global Cruise!" / Episode Notes: Both Phoebe and Monster get voted off in this episode. With their eliminations, all of the representatives from "Hey Arnold!" and "Robot and Monster" have now been eliminated. Blonda tries to start a 'show-mance' with Monster, but she fails because Monster already HAS a girlfriend with J.D. If you count the opening song as a featured song in this episode, than with seven songs, "Let the Good Times Roll, It's Only Rock and Roll (But I Like It)!, Come Together, Get Back, Mixed Emotions," and "Opposites Attract!" (featured as part of the episode title for this episode), make this episode the NEW record holder for the most songs featured in this episode. Personal Notes: Never let it be said that I don't try to finish episodes in a timely matter. Sometimes its not easy, but I intend on finishing up every single remaining episode with as much enthusiasm as possible. In order to do this, the remaining metaphorical 'fat' needs to be trimmed from this season, and in this case, that means removing what isn't working as well as everything else. Sadly, that means Phoebe and Monster. I really liked working them into this season, but their relevance in this season had come to an end. So this seemed like a logical episode for them to make their exits. / That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers! Edited July 2, 2016 by 4EverGreen Finishing up my post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverGreen Posted July 8, 2016 Author Share Posted July 8, 2016 (edited) There's going to be trouble down under, on this brand new episode of "Total Cartoon Global Cruise!" / Sniz is in the cockpit and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Global Cruise, we went to Great Britain! Bulma continued her 'show-mance' with Zarbon, which prompted Blonda to start a 'show-mance' of her own, and she tried to start one with Monster. But Blonda's plan was doomed to fail before it even started, mostly because Monster already HAD a girlfriend! Meanwhile, Phoebe had a lousy day, both in carrying rocks AND trying to rock and roll. In the end Team Retro ratcheted up another victory in their long belt of victories. Phoebe got the shove off of Team TUFF, while Blonda turned against her potential love interest, by voting off Monster Krumholtz. We are now down to 24 contestants, and after this challenge, it will be 22! And I've got a gut feeling, that the two contestants who will get the shove off today, will be more shocking than ANY elimination we've had so far! Because we're going down under today, and we'll be having an Aboriginal adventure in the out-back, on an episode featuring EVERYTHING but didgeridoos and kookaburras, in this rocking edition of Total Cartoon (sings) Global Cruise!!!! Good day, mates!" / Instead of the usual show open theme, we get a rocking hit song by one of the HOTTEST bands of the 1980's! / Genre: New Wave. Sub-Genre: INXS. Song: "New Sensation!" Sung by: INXS! / "Live baby live, Now that the day is over. I gotta new sensation, in perfect moments. Well, so impossible to refuse! Sleep, baby sleep, now that the night is over! And the sun comes like a god into our room. All perfect light and promises. Gotta hold on you! A new sensation, a new sensation. Right now, gonna take you over! A new sensation, a new sensation! Dream, baby dream of all that's come and going. And you will find out in the end, there really is, there really is no difference! Cry, baby cry when you got to get it out. I'll be your shoulder, you can tell me all. Don't keep it in ya, well that's the reason why I'm here. Hey, hey! Are you ready for a new sensation, new sensation? Right now! Gonna take you on a new sensation, new sensation! A new sensation, a new sensation! A new sensation! Hate, baby hate when there's nothing left for you. You're only human, what can you do? It'll soon be over. Don't let your pain take over you. Love, baby love! It's written all over your face! There's nothing better we could do, than live forever. Well that's all we've got to do. Hey, now! I'm gonna take a new sensation, a new sensation right now! Gotta hold on you. A new sensation, a new sensation. A new sensation, a new sensation! A new sensation!" / "Devil Inside Australia!" / In First Class, Captain Retro is resting, and has his eyes closed, trying to sleep. However, his rest doesn't look entirely peaceful. And thanks to the magic of the Fairy Godparents, we can see why. In Captain Retro's vision, Taotie is plaguing Team Retro with a mechanical menace. Taotie sadistically laughs and says: "You see that THIS is what you get for continually underestimating ME?!!! I told you my BRAIN would triumph!" Tigress says: "We will NEVER let you unleash this weapon among the innocent population of the world!" Taotie chuckles deviously and says: "I was HOPING you'd say THAT; because I'M going to take YOU out FIRST!!!!" And before anyone can blink, Taotie's machine breathes a deadly fire that takes EVERYONE but Captain Retro out! Captain Retro says: "You MONSTER!!!! What did you do THAT for?!" Taotie says: "For PURE payback! You don't know how LONG I've wanted to do that! These constant failures have only FUELED my desire to create the unstoppable machine; and I owe it ALL to YOUR meddling, Captain Retro!" Captain Retro angrily says: "I'll make you PAY for this, in SPADES!!!! KAMEHAMEHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And Captain Retro fires a beam more powerful than ANY before, but as the beam clashes with Taotie's machine fire, it EXPLODES and JARS Captain Retro awake! Captain Retro breathes heavily and says: "Just a creepy dream, I hope." Marlene asks: "What do you mean?" Captain Retro says: "I'm worried Taotie is planning something big; far bigger than any plan he's come up with before." Tigress asks: "Why should that worry us? We've stopped him before." Captain Retro says: "I know that. But I just can't help but get the feeling that Taotie may try to do something drastic; like try to actually KILL you! Not to mention the rest of Team Retro if he LOSES again!" Po asks: "You don't really think he would go THAT far?!" Captain Retro says: "I wouldn't put it past him. You give a guy like HIM an inch, and he will ALWAYS take a mile!" Stimpy asks: "Well, what should we do?" Captain Retro sighs and wonders: "Would it REALLY be SO bad if Team Retro DIDN'T win this time?" Wally asks: "Do you think that we shouldn't?" Captain Retro says: "We may be coming to a tipping point soon, a significant event that will prove to be unavoidable. The question is, who is it going to effect? And I know this goes contrary to what we've been trying to do up to this point, but I believe the only way Team Retro will win in the long run, is if we lose this challenge." Reggie asks: "Are we actually going to THROW a challenge?!" Captain Retro says: "Not if we can avoid it. But we don't HAVE to try our hardest, just try to do an AVERAGE job." Rocko asks: "And you think we'll be safe and okay if we do that?" Captain Retro says: "There's no way to know for sure. I have no way of knowing just exactly what Taotie intends to do. But anything Taotie intends to do, he won't get to do it against us! I plan to keep us safe!" (Confessional) Captain Retro says: "Taotie has been quiet against us for too long. Anybody with a devious history such as his, wouldn't be so quiet for so long unless he had something very BIG in mind! And if Taotie has his way, he'd use his big plan against US! The logical thing would be to think that winning first place would keep us safe, but Taotie isn't logical. Or if he DOES have logic, it isn't any SANE logic! My older brother Aaron taught me that it's important for me to listen to my gut, and my gut tells me that this is the right thing to do. It's a leap of faith, but we've racked up a lot of good karma so far, so I think we just might be able to pull this off!" / Po sighs and says: "I was hoping Taotie wouldn't sink so low as to contemplate murder. But if Captain Retro truly HAS caught a glimpse of Taotie's TRUE intentions, then that may mean that Tigress and I may soon be faced with a hard choice. Do we KILL Taotie and lose our chance to win $44.44 million, or do we show mercy and let him live? I just hope that when the time comes, Tigress and I will make the right call." (End Confessional) Back in Normal Class, Team TUFF and Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool are once again sharing a section of the plane! Skipper growls angrily and says: "We are absolutely NOT losing to Team Retro again! NOT to Captain Retro, and NOT to Marlene!" Bulma says: "OOH!!!! Sounds like someone is JEALOUS!!!!" Skipper says: "I knew Marlene long BEFORE Captain Retro ever THOUGHT about becoming a D.J., OR a superhero! It's personal!" Gonard asks: "How is it personal?" Skipper says: "HELLO!!!! He STOLE my girlfriend!" Zarbon rolls his eyes and says: "YOUR girlfriend? Excuse ME, but I have NEVER seen a RING on Marlene's finger, or a SIGN depicting Marlene as YOURS!" Taotie says: "It's your own FAULT Skipper, so take responsibility already! If you liked it, you should've put a RING on it!" Skipper scoffs and says: "You just don't get it! I need to HUMILIATE Captain Retro, and MAKE Marlene BEG me to take her back! And if she's lucky, I might just humor her!" And Skipper storms off to the storage area. Zarbon asks: "Bulma, can HE be the next one off if we LOSE again?!" Bulma puts her finger up to her chin and says: "Wait a moment. Your GIRLFRIEND is thinking it over. Skipper is indeed a threat to us, but a certain BLONDA ought to get the shove off FIRST!" Gonard asks: "Do you HAVE to talk that way about Blonda?" Bulma says: "She can't complain if she's not right HERE, can she? Besides, I don't think she really likes you anyway. She's just using you as a vote. She doesn't care about you, and she doesn't even like your show. And if she had to, she'd turn against you just to save her own hide." Gonard asks: "Taotie, is that true?" Taotie says: "Of course it is! You can't trust that blonde BIMBO as far as you can throw her! And believe me, I can probably throw her VERY far!" Bulma says: "You want the honest truth? DITCH the Magic Alliance and join us. You'll be much happier and saner in the long run." (Confessional) Zarbon says: "Skipper is delusional. There's no other way to say it. The problem is, Skipper has delusions of grandeur. He actually thinks that he's SOMEBODY important, and will try to do something big to prove it! The problem is, a scheme of that size is BOUND to backfire! It always does! And while I love a good barbecue as much as the next guy, my team has come down in numbers, and Team Retro remains practically untouched! I just hope Bulma and Taotie are able to come up with a plan to help us actually WIN this time!" / Skipper says: "I NEED to prove to Marlene that I AM the better man! If I don't, how could I ever LIVE with myself?! I DON'T lose missions, and I will NOT lose Marlene! She'll come back to me, even if I have to make her JEALOUS in order to do it!" / Bulma says: "Blonda's Magic Alliance is already almost broken BEYOND the point of redemption, I'm just giving it the final, fatal crack it needs to be shattered into nothingness. If I get Gonard on MY side, that will be another vote I can count on, that will LEAD to Blonda's doom! Sorry babe, you had a nice run, but it's time for you to take a HIKE, out of HERE that is!" / Taotie chuckles deviously and he says: "I couldn't have planned it any better myself, but I DID plan it! Skipper is totally following MY advice, the FOOL! He thinks if he makes Marlene jealous, she'll get back together with HIM! Skipper's delusions of grandeur will PROVE to be his undoing! Not only that, I plan to target the HEART of Team Retro, by making SURE they don't WIN! I will FINALLY have vindication!" (End Confessional) In the storage area, Skipper runs into Blonda, who happens to NOW be dressed like a female version of the Paul Hogan movie character, "Crocodile" Dundee. Skipper says: "Well, you're looking fetching today!" Blonda says: "I ALWAYS look fetching, what's your point?" Skipper asks: "That romance with Monster didn't work out too well for you, did it?" Blonda scoffs and says: "That was just a mere warm-up! I'm trying to make a strike against BULMA!!!!" Skipper says: "Well, I'd like to make a strike against Captain Retro and Marlene! How about we ratchet up the Magic Alliance a notch?" Blonda asks: "What are you proposing?" Skipper asks: "How about you and I have a 'show-mance?' It will throw Captain Retro OFF his game, it will make Bulma mad and angry, and it will make Marlene INSANELY jealous!" Blonda looks disappointed and asks: "You're not interested in an ACTUAL romance?!" Skipper says: "I am! Just not with you! But you STILL get what YOU want! You get to prove to Bulma that she's not the only girl on THIS team that can land a hot guy!" Blonda sighs and says: "I've got no better plans up my sleeves. Fine, I'll do it! But if YOUR plan backfires, than YOU'RE going to be the one taking the heat, Mr. Tuxedo!" Skipper says: "Don't worry! This plan can't POSSIBLY fail!" (Confessional) Blonda rolls her eyes and says: "DUH!!!! I KNOW Skipper is only having a 'show-mance' with me! I'm LETTING him have a 'show-mance' with me! It's called a COUNTER plan! Besides, if Skipper's plan works, I'll get under Bulma's skin and throw her off her game. If it fails, I'll just shove the blame on Skipper. No skin off MY nose!" / Skipper says: "This plan is going to work wonders! And the best part is, that unlike my tango with King Julien, there's no WAY my plan CAN'T work this time! And if there IS a way my plan can't work this time, than I hope that SPONGEBOB gets struck by LIGHTNING!!!!" / Spongebob shivers and says: "That's weird! I just had the strangest feeling that someone wished for me to be struck by lightning if their plan doesn't work! I hope that I'm wrong!" (End Confessional) Sniz comes on the intercom and speaks over the loudspeakers. Sniz, in an Australian accent says: "Good day, mates! I hope you're ready to throw another shrimp on the barbie, whatever THAT means, because it's time to announce what today's challenge is going to be! So make like a Tasmanian Devil and SPIN your way on into the common area! That is all!" Patrick says: "Sniz is sure talking funny today!" Suzie says: "That's because we're obviously traveling to Australia. Why else would Sniz talk like that?" Randolph says: "That's bad!" Dog asks: "Why is it bad?" Dudley says: "Rocko is FROM Australia! He's going to have a home field advantage there!" Chameleon says: "There's another possibility; it COULD make Rocko so confidant that he's going to win, he will get OVERLY confidant and cause his team to lose. This might be the break we've been waiting for!" Randolph says: "I sure hope so, because we don't have a lot of wiggle room left in case we lose!" Dog grabs Spongebob and asks him: "Besides, wouldn't it be great if YOU could outlast Tigress?! How great would that be?!" Spongebob says: "Well, I personally don't wish any ill will on Tigress, but I would like to make the team merge again. I've already outlasted more contestants THIS season than I have in either of my two seasons prior. So getting to the team merge will only be a BONUS for me!" Patrick says: "To Team TUFF!" (Confessional) Dudley says: "I've never been to Australia before, but I do know there's a lot of wildlife there that is indigenous only to that continent. And chances are, we might have to meet up with some of that wildlife. I sure hope they're friendly, because it would be a real drag for us if they aren't. Either way, I plan on being prepared." / Chameleon says: "Since our team is lacking in wins, Team Retro won't be expecting us to put on our A game, which gives us an unusual advantage! They won't see us coming from behind to pull off an upset win! Don't get me wrong, Team Retro is a good team, especially compared to Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool. But I think they need to be brought back down to Earth with a healthy loss." / Randolph says: "During our travels this season, I've been taking careful notes on each place we visit. You see, Dog and I are thinking of finding someplace to settle once this season is over. Depending on which place is the one we both like the most, we plan on moving there. So not only is this a fun trip for us to be on; its also educational. And I LOVE it!" / Dog says: "Personally, I'm tired of everyone always overlooking Spongebob all the time. They don't see his strengths, mostly because they don't want to. But it's their willful ignorance of Spongebob's strengths that will more than likely prove to be their undoing. This will undoubtedly be Spongebob's chance to hit his stride, and become unstoppable in his quest to make the Final Three this time!" / Spongebob says: "This is where my game will be determined. I will shine this time!" (End Confessional) The three teams meet in the common area, and Blonda is MIFFED that Sniz is dressed EXACTLY like she is! Blonda asks: "Who gave YOU permission to dress that way?!" Sniz says: "I did! Don't I just LOOK Australian?!" Blonda says: "I'd say you look like SOMETHING, except I don't think that standards will let me SAY it!" Sniz says: "As you might have guessed, we are traveling to the country/continent of Australia, homeland of didgeridoos, dingoes, koalas AND wallabies!" Rocko says: "It's true! I WAS born in Australia!" Sniz says: "We will be going on an Outback excursion today, and I don't mean to a steak house! From the Sydney Opera House, we'll be going on a trek to Ayers Rock, right in the middle of the Continent. Once there, we will climb Ayers Rock, and proceed to the exciting part of the challenge; you will select participants to bungee jump OFF of Ayers Rock, in order to grab sheep!" Daggett says: "I'm probably going to regret asking this, but why do we need to grab sheep?" Sniz says: "In order to shear them! You need to find a sheep that has been branded with your team logo on it. The first team that finds a sheep branded with their own team logo on it, will get first place today." Norbert says: "At least today's challenge is straight forward!" Sniz says: "Oh, before I forget, there's one thing I need to do." Larry asks: "What's that?" Sniz says: "It involves Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool." Gonard asks: "Why does it involve us?" Sniz says: "Your team got second place last time. Remember how I said the team that got second place last time would WANT to be in second place this time?" Zarbon says: "I remember. Tell us the reason why." Sniz says: "Because YOUR team gets a consolation prize for coming in second place last time, YOUR team gets to select a CONTESTANT from Team Retro, to ADD to your own team!" Taotie says: "That sounds GREAT! Well, in that case, we pick--." Skipper interrupts: "LARRY!!!! Larry is our pick, definitely Larry!" General Barracuda asks: "You sure you don't want to discuss it with the REST of your team?!" Skipper looks lovingly at Blonda and says: "The TWO of US don't NEED to discuss ANYTHING with any COMMONERS! The TWO of US have recently become SMOOCH buddies, on the LIPS!!!! Isn't that GREAT?!!!" And Skipper and Blonda begin smooching on each other, much to everyone's disgust! (Confessional) Marlene says: "Skipper, I can't tell if you're desperate or just deluded! You could do SO much better than Blonda! I mean, are you TRYING to make me JEALOUS again?! It didn't work with King Julien, and it's NOT going to work with Blonda!" Bulma scoffs and says: "Is Blonda TRYING to make me jealous by trying to convince me that SHE and Skipper are smooch buddies? Good luck with THAT! I don't believe it, not for a minute! And anybody who believes it for a second ought to have their head examined!" / Larry says: "What I'm wondering is, why does Skipper want to add ME to the mix?" (End Confessional) Skipper, as if picking up on Larry's question, says: "If you're wondering why I'm picking YOU and NOT someone else I USED to care for, it's because I think you would make a VALID, TRUSTWORTHY, VALUABLE member of OUR team!" Sniz says: "All right then! That means that Larry is now a member of Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool! But enjoy your addition wisely team, because it will be the LAST team member transfer that will occur during the team portion of this season!" (Confessional) Suzie says: "We must really be nearing the end of the team portion challenge, because there's going to be no more team member transfers. On the positive side, that means I've almost made it to the team merge. Just got these two more challenges left to go, and I'm there!" (End Confessional) Larry reluctantly joins Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool, and Sniz says: "We will be arriving at the Sydney International Airport in one hour. Spend this time as wisely as you can." (Confessional) Captain Retro says: "Skipper has suddenly become very erratic. Obviously, he still can't get over Marlene being over with me. If he were thinking rationally, he would've gotten over it. But then again, he probably wouldn't BE Skipper if he started thinking about things rationally, like I do. I better spend this time trying to read Skipper's aura if I can. Only then, will I have a good idea about what Skipper intends to do." (End Confessional) / (Commercial Break). / I'll break here and stop for now. Enough said, for now! Edited July 9, 2016 by 4EverGreen Finishing up my post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverGreen Posted July 17, 2016 Author Share Posted July 17, 2016 This episode is so important to me, I decided to entirely write the second part on Microsoft Word first BEFORE transferring it to this topic! So now, here is the second and FINAL part of the latest “Total Cartoon Global Cruise” episode, “Devil Inside Australia.” / After the commercials finish airing, Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool is busy accommodating Larry to his new team. Bulma says: “Welcome to our current quarters, the Normal Class section of the plane. We don't have much, but I hope you feel comfortable enough to make yourself feel at home.” Larry says: “That's very nice of you to do this.” Bulma says: “Think nothing of it. You're a STRONG guy! And if you can help us win some challenges, we will appreciate you even MORE!” (Confessional) Bulma says: “This is the point in the game where I can gain TOTAL control over the relevant voting members of my team. Gonard is already wavering, Taotie and Zarbon are totally devoted to me, and the ludicrous Skipper/Blonda 'show-mance' is BOUND to fail! So if I can get Larry, I can get control of the whole game! All it takes is a delicate touch!” / Larry says: “Honestly, getting transferred to this team is NOT in the top ten list of things that I would have liked to do. But seeing as how I am here now, I might as well make the best of things, and try to help my new team out. Bulma sure seems to be interested in wanting my help. I'm not sure as to just HOW genuine she is in wanting me as a partner or not, but I'm willing to consider it. Getting to see Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really Cool up close and personal, will help me deduce as to what kind of characters my new team-mates really are. Once I do, I can make my decision with knowledge and power! And I have a LOT of power!” (End Confessional) Blonda says: “Now Larry, don't let that STUCK-UP 'Bulimia', mislead you. If anything, you should be friends with ME and Skipper! After all, I AM the one who helped YOU get back ON this show!” Bulma scoffs and says: “I'll have you know that my WEIGHT; a dainty 150 pounds, is completely NATURAL and I've NEVER done bulimia in my LIFE!!!!” Blonda scoffs and says: “PLEASE!!!! Karen Carpenter called, she said you're overdoing it!” Bulma chuckles deviously and says: “Shows how smart YOU are! Karen Carpenter had ANOREXIA! You should have chosen Courtney Cox during her Friends days!” (Confessional) Blonda is LITERALLY red in the face and has steam coming out of her ears! Blonda angrily says: “OOH, I HATE getting corrected by Little Miss Can't Be Wrong!” (End Confessional) Taotie says: “You need to be with a fellow STRONG guy! Not only can I spar with you, I can ALSO help keep your intellect healthy!” Blonda shouts: “Are you NUTS?!!! If you have INTELLECT, then I have ARTHRITIS!!!!” Bulma smirks and says: “It's a wonder that you're still up and walking then!” Blonda asks: “Where did you steal THAT one? The 99 cent store?” Bulma says: “At least I CAN actually shop there unlike YOU, Mrs. Donald Trump!” Blonda says: “Donald Trump WISHES he could be me!” Bulma says: “Donald Trump wouldn't even DO you if you were the LAST woman on Earth!” Blonda angrily says: “How DARE YOU?!!!” Gonard nervously says: “Can't we just calm down a bit?! You both seem really tense!” Blonda says: “Stay out of this, Sean Schemmel! This doesn't concern you!” Bulma says: “It ought to! Seeing as how you plan on eliminating him when things inevitably go south for you!” Blonda smirks and says: “Darn right! I really like...” Blonda then freezes and realizes Bulma has TRICKED her! Blonda angrily says: “YOU think you're SO smart, don't you?!” Bulma smirks and says: “I outsmarted YOU, didn't I? Not that it was hard to do, seeing as how you pretty much trip yourself up!” Skipper says: “Nobody talks to MY Blonda that way!” Bulma says: “I didn't ask you for YOUR opinion, did I?” Skipper says: “Maybe not, but you're going to get it anyways! Blonda has talent OOZING out of her pores!” Zarbon snickers and says: “I bet that's not the ONLY thing she has oozing out of her pores!” Skipper shouts: “SHUT up! She is a TRUE beauty and we're LUCKY to have her on our team!” Taotie says: “Oh, it's LUCK all right, and it's all BAD!!!!” Bulma says: “I know how we can break this dead-lock; ask the new guy what he thinks.” Larry says: “I don't want to get dragged into choosing a side.” Zarbon says: “You're a part of this team now! Whose it going to be; them or us?!” Larry nervously says: “You know what? I...need a minute to think it over!” And Larry rushes to go use the Confessional. (Confessional) Gonard is sad, because of what Blonda has admitted. Gonard says: “I can't believe Blonda plans on dumping me if things go south! I had hoped that we had formed at least a friendship together, but she doesn't even consider me good enough for that! I guess the next opportunity I get, I should tell Bulma that I'm on her side. It is SO over between me and Blonda!” / Bulma says: “Larry will soon inevitably realize his only real option of staying in the game is to align with me. He can either help me and make it far, or he can pick Blonda and get voted off faster! Either way, my game won't be hurt TOO badly!” / Skipper says: “Believe me, it's not easy for me to feign interest in THAT Paris Hilton knock-off, but I HAVE to if I'm going to make Marlene jealous enough to come back to me! I WILL outlast Spongebob, I PLAN on outlasting Captain Retro, and unless Marlene comes to her senses, than she will leave me no choice but for me to outlast HER as well!” / Larry says: “What is it with this team acting all crazy?! They're acting like this is the Final Seven of this season, and they're NOT acting like we're the only seven left on Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool! It's clear that I'm not going to be able to get through to them as long as they're in THIS mood! Maybe if I'm lucky, I can just stay in here until we actually land in Australia! (Sound of tires screeching as they touch on the runway can be heard outside). Now that's what I call Synchronicity!” (End Confessional) The three teams exit out of the airplane, and find vehicles of an anarchic future variety awaiting in front of them. Rocko asks: “What in the world is this, mate?” Sniz answers: “Seeing as how YOU'RE from Australia, I thought you would be familiar with the world of The Road Warrior, the 1982 film that was FILMED in Australia and made Mel Gibson an international superstar!” Marlene adds: “Before he went CRAZY with The Passion of the Christ AND making an IDIOT out of himself by insulting a police officer!” Sniz says: “I'LL be the one who makes the witty commentary around here, thank you! Anyways, the task laid before you is simple.” Norbert says: “And by 'simple,' you mean 'painful' and quite possibly, 'life-threatening.'” Sniz says: “YOU said it, I didn't! The task is, you have to drive to Ayers Rock with these vehicles, that are of the anarchic future variety. But on the way there, you're going to be dealing with some obstacles. The Greasers from Catdog, the Dicksons from Sanjay and Craig, and the Mild Ones from Spongebob Squarepants will ALSO be driving vehicles that are of the anarchic future variety. You'll have to get past them by beating them, and making it to Ayers Rock first. The team that gets to Ayers Rock first will get a good advantage in the next part of the challenge, by getting a FULL five minute head start before the other teams! Any questions?” Stimpy asks: “Just one, can we sing NOW instead of later?” General Barracuda yells: “You'll SING when the communicators BEEP their alert and you'll LIKE it!” Stimpy nervously says: “Just thought I'd ask!” / The three teams pick out the vehicles that look best to them, and gear themselves up by wearing protective helmets, goggles, elbow pads, shoulder pads, knee pads, and other anarchic future armor. Reggie says: “We're going to have a blast in this challenge, aren't we Rocko?!” Rocko says: “We should! We didn't come to my native country to NOT have a good time!” General Barracuda says: “Get your motors running! Head out on the highway! Go looking for adventure, and whatever comes your way! Like a true nature's child, you are born to be wild! Just like Steppenwolf once sang! On your mark, get SET, GO!!!!” And the three teams begin their mad race to Ayers Rock. Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool takes an early lead, thanks to Zarbon blasting out an energy wave behind their vehicles! Gonard asks: “Are you SURE you should be doing that?!” Zarbon says: “Sniz never SAID we couldn't! Advantage, us!” Larry says: “Maybe, but can your advantage help us with THEM?!” And both the Greasers AND the Dicksons come roaring towards them like bats on fire! They begin circling their vehicles with mad fury! Taotie says: “Relax, I'll handle this! Hey tough guys and girls!” Surprised, Shriek stops and asks: “Are you talking to us? Are you TALKING to US?!!!” Taotie asks: “Do you see anyone else here? How would you like to do something fun for us?” Cliff asks: “Such as?” Taotie answers: “Simple. Ignore US and attack Teams Retro and TUFF instead!” Lube asks: “What's in it for us?” Bulma pulls out a stack of $10 dollar bills and says: “$10 dollars each for ALL of you!” Shriek grabs the money, and distributes it evenly to the six of them. Shriek says: “Deal! Let's go antagonize some saps!” And both the Greasers and the Dicksons go racing after the other teams! Zarbon looks at Larry, and Zarbon confidently says: “I TOLD you we would handle it!” Gonard asks: “But what about the Mild Ones?” Larry answers: “Those old guys? Are you KIDDING?! They don't have the slightest SENSE of direction!” (Camera cuts to the Mild Ones, who are stuck with bewilderment in Lone Pine, California). One elderly biker fish says: “I KNEW we should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque!” (Camera cuts back to Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool). Bulma says: “Come on, team! To VICTORY!!!!” (Confessional) Bulma says: “I ALWAYS make sure to carry a large stash of cash on my person BEFORE I go anywhere! That way, in case there's someone who can't be swayed by my looks OR my brains, I can almost ALWAYS sway them with my MONEY!!!!” / Blonda angrily says: “I HATE that Bulma! I could have done that TO, if I WANTED to! I just don't feel like throwing MY money away! But the way SHE is doing it, she's making ME look poor! And I HATE looking like I'm poor!” (End Confessional) The action switches to Team Retro and Team TUFF are pretty neck and neck. Daggett asks: “How far is it to Ayers Rock?” Rocko says: “Well, Ayers Rock is located 208 miles southwest of Alice Springs, and it is 1200 miles away from Sydney, give or take a dozen miles of course, I've NEVER measured the distance EXACTLY!” Daggett asks: “Then how LONG will it take us to GET there?” Tigress says: “Our anarchic future vehicles appear to be designed to travel up to 100 miles per hour. So we SHOULD get there within 12 hours!” Norbert asks: “What do you MEAN, 'should'?” Tigress answers: “Because you never know what unexpected developments...” Shriek yells: “RAID!!!!” And the Greasers and the Dicksons start swarming around the two teams! Tigress finishes: “Might develop.” Chameleon asks: “Why aren't they attacking Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool? They're ahead of us!” Dudley says: “Does it matter? We've got to deal with them here and now!” Cliff says: “You guys and girls ain't going anywhere until you beat us in a brawl!” Tigress asks: “Do you have ANY idea who you're talking to?” Lube answers: “Don't tell me; let me guess. You're a REAL tough cookie with a long history, of breaking little hearts like the one in me. Well, that's okay. Let's see how you do it. Put up your dukes, let's get down to it! Hit me with your best shot! Why don't you hit me with your best shot? Hit me with your best shot!” Po says: “Fire away!” Captain Retro says: “Kamehameha!!!!” And Captain Retro fires a blue beam of energy into the Earth, trapping the Dicksons in a big hole, but the Greasers manage to avoid it! Stimpy says: “Nice shot!” Captain Retro says: “Thank you! I've been practicing!” Shriek says: “That Taotie guy said NOTHING about having to face a guy who could shoot energy rays! New plan! We just attack Team TUFF and tell Bulma we MISSED facing off against Team Retro!” Marlene says: “Not a chance! You mess with Team TUFF, you mess with us!” Suzie asks: “Why are you helping us?” Wally says: “Simple, we don't like bullies who terrorize others and break stuff anymore than you do!” Cliff says: “It's going to take more than words and some power freak to scare US off!” Marlene angrily says: “Don't you DARE talk about MY boyfriend like that!” Lube says: “I thought a penguin was your boyfriend.” Marlene says: “He USED to be, but that was a LONG time ago! Captain Retro is my boyfriend now!” Shriek says: “Darnit! And I was hoping THAT hunk was available!” Captain Retro says: “Sorry, but I don't DATE bullies!” Shriek says: “You're going to REGRET that decision!” (Beep! Beep! Ba-Beep! Beep! Beep!) Sniz comes over the communicators and announces: “You know what THAT sound means! It's time to sing a song that's appropriate for this situation that you're in! And for an added challenge, it HAS to be a song by Tina Turner!” Suzie says: “No worries, I have an appropriate song in mind!” / Genre: New Wave Pop Rock. Sub-genre: Tina Turner. Song: “We Don't Need Another Hero.” Sung by: Team Retro and Team TUFF. / During this sequence, Team Retro and Team TUFF are racing on their vehicles, trying to avoid being hit by the Greasers, while the Teams try to destroy the Greasers vehicles. / Suzie: “Out of the ruins, out from the wreckage; can't make the same mistakes this time.” Captain Retro: “We are the children, the last generation.” Wally: “Last generation!” Marlene: “We are the ones they left behind. And I wonder when we are ever gonna change?” Stimpy: “Living under the fear, till nothing else remains.” Suzie: “We don't need another hero! We don't need to know the way home! All we want is life beyond the love we know!” Rocko: “Looking for something we can rely on, there's got to be something better out there.” Reggie: “Mm, love and compassion, their day is coming.” Tigress: “Coming!” Po: “All else are castles built in the air.” Dog: “And I wonder when we are ever gonna change?” Randolph: “Living under the fear, till nothing else remains.” Suzie: “All the children say, we don't need another hero! We don't need to know the way home! All we want is life beyond the love we know!” Daggett: “So what do we do with our lives?” Norbert: “We leave only a mark.” Chameleon: “Will our story shine like a light, or end in the dark?” Dudley: “Give it all or nothing!” (Instrumental solo). Suzie: “We don't need another hero!” Spongebob: “Hero!” Suzie: “We don't need to know the way home! All we want is life beyond the love we know! All the children say--” Team Retro and Team TUFF: “We don't need another hero! We don't need to know the way home! All we want is life beyond the love we know!” / And the song ends as Po FINALLY knocks the Greasers out of their vehicles, and the vehicles crash, rendered unusable. Patrick says: “We did it! The Greasers and the Dicksons are beaten!” Spongebob says: “Now we can focus on a good, clean race to Ayers Rock!” Tigress says: “Exactly! And when we get there, may the better man OR woman win!” (Confessional) Captain Retro says: “Honestly, out of all the challenges we've done so far, that might have been the most exhilarating! Merely WATCHING The Road Warrior is nowhere NEAR as exciting as actually having to live it yourself! But with that out of the way, I'd say the hard part is over! There is no doubt in my mind that Taotie and Bulma BRIBED the Greasers and the Dicksons to come after us, but I'll worry about THOSE two once we see them at Ayers Rock!” / Po says: “I'm sick of Taotie always hiding behind other creeps! I'd wish he'd come out and fight against us himself! Not that I'm looking for a fight, I'd just like to settle this issue once and for all!” (End Confessional) The action switches to Sniz, Fondue, and General Barracuda located on top of Ayers Rock. General Barracuda is relaxing in a cool, portable pool, drinking ice cool Pepsi, while Sniz is sitting underneath an umbrella, drinking lemonade, while Fondue is busy trying to cool Sniz off with a big leaf fan. Fondue asks: “Can I take a break and join General Barracuda in the portable pool.” Sniz says: “You KNOW I have sensitive skin! I can't risk getting any signs of premature aging!” General Barracuda looks through his binoculars and says: “Hey! One of the teams is approaching!” Sniz says: “Really?! I wasn't expecting the FIRST team for at least another six hours!” And Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool blasts to the foot of Ayers Rock. The team makes its way to the top of Ayers Rock and Skipper triumphantly says: “We're HERE!!!! Let's start SHEARING sheep!” Sniz says: “Not so fast, Happy Feet! You can't shear sheep yet!” Skipper gets startled and says: “What do you MEAN?! You SAID...” Sniz says: “I SAID that the team that got here FIRST would get a five minute head start before the OTHER teams! But the other teams aren't HERE yet! Therefore, you'll have to wait!” Bulma gets a devious look on her face, and she says: “BRILLIANT idea you HAD, BLONDA; BRIBING the Greasers and the Dicksons to attack the OTHER teams and just IGNORE us!” Blonda says: “Well I'm glad YOU think I'm brilliant for a change! It's about time--!” And Blonda stops, realizing Bulma is tricking her again! Bulma says: “What are you PULLING?!!! It was YOUR idea!” Bulma rolls her eyes and says: “Don't be so modest, Miss Fairy World Fame. Take credit where credit is DUE!!!!” Skipper asks: “You want to talk about CREDIT?! Why don't you give Blonda the credit she deserves of being the prettiest on MY team?!” Blonda screams: “YOUR TEAM?!!! It's MY team!” Skipper seriously says: “You don't even DESERVE to be on this team, you know! The only reason you're even here right now is to help ME bag back Marlene!” Blonda shouts: “When is it going to become CLEAR to you that Marlene is unavailable for you?! Get over your delusions of grandeur!” Skipper says: “Just to let you know, I AM grand, and don't YOU forget!” Blonda angrily says: “Are YOU nuts?! If YOU'RE grand, than I'M a Tasmanian Tiger!” Bulma says: “So how does it FEEL to be extinct?!” Blonda asks: “Do you EVER shut that MOUTH off?!” Bulma says: “I'll stop talking when I stop being right!” (Confessional) Bulma says: “As in, NEVER!!!!” (End Confessional) Gonard sneaks over to Bulma, and Gonard says: “I have thought about it, and you're right! Blonda doesn't care about me, she only cares about herself! Well, I'm over her! I'll join up with you and be the swing vote you need to help boot her off!” Bulma smiles and says: “Gonard, you just shot up seven points on my respect-o-meter!” (Confessional) Gonard says: “It feels good not to be bound on an alliance based on lies, anymore. Now I'm in an alliance based on mutual truth and respect, and I hope that Bulma realizes how much of a valuable asset I can be to her!” / Bulma says: “Gonard has FINALLY come to his senses! Of course, I knew he would; it was only a matter of time! All that's left is for Zarbon, Taotie, Gonard, and I to seal Blonda's doom and give her the big shove off when the time is right! With MY dream team in place, there's no WAY it won't work!” (End Confessional) Sniz says: “Since we don't know when the other teams are going to get here, why don't we pass the time? And when I say 'we', I mean 'Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool,' I want YOUR team to sing a song! Zarbon asks: “But what song?” Sniz says: “Since we're in Australia, why don't we sing a song by a group that ORIGINATED in Australia?!” Taotie says: “Well in that case, I think that WE have a song for you!” / Genre: Hard Rock. Sub-genre: INXS. Song: “Devil Inside.” Sung by: Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool. / During this sequence, lots of fiery and Satanic imagery is featured, mainly of Taotie looking like the devil. / Taotie looks to Blonda and laughs: “Here come the woman, with the look in her eye. Raised on leather, with flesh on her mind.” Zarbon: “Words as weapons, sharper than knives! Makes you wonder how the other half die! How the other half die! Devil inside, devil inside, every single one of us the devil inside. Devil inside, devil inside, every single one of us the Devil inside!” Gonard: “Makes you wonder, wonder, wonder.” Bulma, to Skipper: “Here come the man, with the look in his eye. Fed on nothing, but full of pride!” Larry: “Look at them go, look at them kick! Makes you wonder how the other half live!” Taotie: “Devil inside, the devil inside, every single one of us the devil inside. Devil inside, every single one of us, the devil inside!” Blonda: “Here come the world, with the look in its eye! Future uncertain but certainly slight.” Skipper: “Look at the faces, listen to the bells! It's hard to believe we need a place called Hell! A place called Hell!” Bulma: “The devil inside, the devil inside, every single one of us the Devil inside. Devil inside, the devil inside, every single one of us!” Taotie points to Blonda: “Here comes the woman, with the look in her eye. She's raised on leather, with flesh on her mind.” Zarbon: “Words are weapons, sharper than knives! Makes you wonder how the other half die! Devil inside, the devil inside, every single one of us, the devil inside. Devil inside, devil inside, every single one of us, the devil inside!” Taotie: “Devil inside, Devil inside, every single one of us, the devil inside. Devil inside, Devil inside, every single one of us, the devil inside!” Skipper: “The devil inside! Yeah, yeah, yeah! The devil inside! Yeah, yeah, yeah!” (Instrumental solo plays out, and the epic song ends). / When the sequence is finished, both Team Retro and Team TUFF arrive at the base of Ayers Rock. Suzie says: “We did it! We're here!” Sniz says: “Come on up, so we can get this challenge started in style!” / After some time has elapsed, the contestants are now looking back to normal, only equipped with safety equipment for bungee jumping. Sniz says: “Here's how the final portion of the challenge will work. Each contestant of each team will take one turn jumping off Ayers Rock. That turn won't end until the contestant manages to catch a sheep and bring it back up to the top. Once you're back on the top, you must use whatever is handy in order to shear the sheep. If the sheep does NOT have your team logo on it, you must take it back down to the base of Ayers Rock before you can get another one. The team that finds a sheep with their team logo on it first, will earn first place. And the team that finds a sheep with their team logo on it second will get second, not that it will MEAN much, seeing as how TWO teams will face an elimination ceremony if they LOSE!” Daggett moans and says: “Spooty plan! I'm probably going to go OUT if we end up taking second!” Norbert whispers to him and says: “Not necessarily. Maybe we can get out Tigress sooner than expected!” Daggett says: “Well, it WOULD be a lot easier for US to be able to WIN this season without HER around!” Po asks: “What are you guys talking about?” Norbert says: “None of your business, Jack Black!” (Confessional) Norbert says: “Seriously, why does Po sound like that actor who starred in School of Rock?” / Po groans and says: “Man, if I had a dollar for EVERY time someone told me that I SOUND like that actor from Shallow Hal, I'd have a LOT of dollars!” / Daggett groans and says: “I am NOT in a good position right now! I feel like the Spongebob of Team Retro! If we don't find SOMEWAY of staying safe, I can kiss MY chances of winning $44.44 million good-bye! I know I should be grateful for just being able to make it THIS far, but I don't want to go just yet!” / Taotie laughs gleefully and says: “Team Retro will NEVER be able to win! You want to know how I know this?! I managed to find that old micro-chip Snaptrap used to have, and I have duplicated it in order to plant them on the sheep! So when ANY member of Team Retro gets close to the sheep, the sheep will run AWAY from them! And the sheep will come CLOSE to Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool! Something REALLY stupid would have to happen in order for us to NOT win!” (End Confessional) Sniz says: “Since Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really Cool DID manage to get here first, they will get the five minute head start advantage. Which one of you wants to be the first to jump off?” Taotie smiles and says: “Oh, I'LL go first!” Tigress sarcastically says: “NICE bluff, for such a false bravado!” Taotie scoffs and says: “Now, why would I NEED to bluff?! I think our luck will FINALLY change today!” Taotie gets close to the edge, and he gets ready to jump. General Barracuda says: “It's time for you to take the plunge!” Sniz says: “On your mark, get set, GO!!!!” And Taotie leaps, and sure enough, he is able to catch a sheep EASILY, and bring it back up to the top! Taotie chuckles deviously, turns to Tigress, and he says: “Now WHO was it who had false bravado, Miss Jumps to Conclusions?” And Tigress is baffled, as she just looks on in bewilderment! (Confessional) Tigress says: “Something doesn't add up here! How in the WORLD could Taotie have CAUGHT a sheep THAT fast?! Has he been holding BACK on me; or it this another one of his underhanded, dirty tricks?! My money is on the latter!” (End Confessional) Taotie carries his sheep to the rest of Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool, and Taotie says: “Here's one! Shear away!” Bulma grabs an electric shaver, and shaves for a few second, but the sheep's wool STILL looks pretty thick! Gonard says: “Wow! These sheep are woolier than they look! And they looked pretty wooly to start off with!” Larry says: “We'll just have to shave faster than!” General Barracuda says: “And I can make it MORE fun!” Skipper suspiciously asks: “What do you MEAN, 'fun'?” General Barracuda answers: “By making you sing along to THIS!” And General Barracuda makes music from a CD player, and Bulma instantly recognizes the tune! Bulma says: “This is no problem for a certified GENIUS such as myself! We'll ace this song AND shear the sheep at the same time!” / Genre: Australian Rock. Sub-genre: INXS. Song: “What You Need.” Sung by: Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really Cool, Captain Retro and Marlene. / Zarbon to Bulma: “Hey, here is the story! Forget about troubles in your life!” Bulma: “Don’t you know, it’s not easy when you gotta walk upon that line!” Gonard: “That’s why you need, ooh, that’s why this is what you need, I’ll give you what you need!” Larry: “Whoa, don’t you get sad and lonely. You need a change from what you do all day.” Skipper: “Ain’t no sense in all your crying, pick it up and throw it into shape, ooh yeah!” Blonda: “That’s why you need; ooh, that’s why this is what you need! I’ll give you what you need!” Taotie: “This is what you need, I’ll give you what you need! This is what you need! I’ll give you what you need, I’ll give you what you need!” Skipper to Marlene: “Hey you, won’t you listen? This is not the end of it all. Don’t you see, there is a rhythm?” Captain Retro to Marlene: “I’ll take you where you really need to be; whoa! Whoa, what you need, what you need!” Marlene to Captain Retro: “I’ll give it all, I’ll give it all, I’ll give it all! I’ll take you, I’ll take you where you want to be, that’s right!” / The sequence, and the five minute head start that Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool had, ends as the sheep is sheared wool-less, with NO Team emblem on it! Bulma is disgusted, and she whispers to Taotie and says: “Excuse me, member of MY alliance, I THOUGHT you were going to grab the WINNING sheep?!” Taotie shouts out loud: “I only had time to micro-chip the sheep! NOT look for our symbol!” And Bulma face-palms herself over Taotie's grievous error! Taotie asks: “What?” Bulma angrily whispers: “You just went from a seven to a three on my respect-o-meter!” General Barracuda angrily says: “All right! What are you trying to pull here?!” Taotie scoffs and says: “Like I'd tell YOU! You're not getting a THING out of me!” General Barracuda gets an angry, tense look on his face, and says: “I can LITERALLY tear you apart if you cross me!” Taotie shrugs and says: “Well I'm NOT going to tell you that BLONDA had me HIDE it on the plane!” And Bulma gasps, realizing Taotie may be able to turn his error into THEIR favor! Bulma says: “That's right! Blonda has just been threatening ALL of us today! She said she would give us all bad haircuts if we didn't play ALONG with this plan!” Blonda screams: “I did NOT!!!!” Bulma asks: “So you're not only a back-stabber, but you're a liar as well?” Blonda smirks and says: “Of COURSE I'm a liar! I can lie my way out of any...” Than she stops and realizes Bulma is tricking her AGAIN!!!! Blonda angrily says: “So HELP me, I'll get even with YOU yet!” Bulma smiles and says: “Thank YOU for helping ME prove my point!” (Confessional) Bulma chuckles with glee and says: “Tricking Blonda is SO easy, it shouldn't even be funny! But it IS!!!!” / Taotie says: “I admit, I tripped a little! But thanks to MY quick thinking, I was able to turn a disadvantage into an advantage! Who SAYS you can't learn from your mistakes?!” / Blonda is LITERALLY red in the face, and has steam coming out of her ears! Blonda angrily says: “So THAT'S the game Bulma wants to play, is it?! FINE!!!! Than TWO can play THAT game!” (End Confessional) General Barracuda says: “I'm going to look in the plane, so nobody better act up while I'm gone!” And General Barracuda runs off! Bulma discreetly whispers to Taotie: “Taotie, he won't be able to find the remote you're using, will he?” Taotie gleefully replies: “Of course not! I have it right ON me! And for extra good measure, I made a FAKE copy of the remote, and planted it in Blonda's clothes when she wasn't looking! I'll destroy the real one just in case General Barracuda gets too close!” Bulma says: “Taotie, you just ratcheted back up to nine on my respect-o-meter!” Sniz says: “While General Barracuda is off doing his thing, its time for Team Retro and Team TUFF to step up to the plate! Who wants to try their luck first?” Daggett raises his right hand says: “I...that is, our team would like to go, and I would like to jump!” Norbert asks: “Are you sure?” Daggett says: “I've got to at least try! If I don't, I'm probably a goner anyways!” Sniz says: “And who will jump first for Team TUFF?” Dog says: “I will! I spent a good summer being a sheep dog! I'd love to jump!” Sniz says: “All right then, have at it!” Daggett gets hooked up and says: “You would THINK that with all my time playing Aero the Acrobat, I would feel more confident about this!” Sniz says: “Ready, set, GO!!!!” Daggett begins jumping, but is having a difficult time grabbing a sheep! Norbert sighs and says: “Yep! This is going about as well as I imagined it would!” Blonda asks Skipper: “Listen, lover boy! What is going on with Taotie and Bulma?” Skipper replies: “Do I LOOK like I give a hoot about what goes on with whoever Bulma talks to? Because newsflash; I DON'T!!!!” Blonda says: “They're up to something! Do you know what it is?” Skipper says: “Maybe. But why should I CARE?!!! MARLENE!!!! Get a GANDER at what you're MISSING here! Primo Penguin HUNK with the most GORGEOUS woman in this GAME?!!! So LOYAL, so TRUSTING, ALWAYS BY MY SIDE!!!!” Blonda shudders and says: “You REEK of desperation! You're WORSE than Donald Trump the ten BILLION times he WISHED for me to get him out of bankruptcy!” Gonard asks: “THAT'S how he always does it?” Blonda says: “You didn't think his wealth, OR that hair was NATURAL, did you?!” (Confessional) Blonda says: “The reason why I'M giving my magic to THAT loser, Donald Trump? For the LOL factor! Mainly, I will be LAUGHING my butt off if Donald Trump ends up starting World War III! Besides, chaos helps me relax! That's why the scripts of The Fairly Oddparents have become so chaotic! They make ME laugh! Am I crazy? Maybe, but I'm crazy like a fox!” / Skipper is disgusted and says: “Honestly, I don't know how much LONGER I can feign my interest in that vain, self loving, ego-maniacal blonde bimbo! I haven't had a plan of mine not work like this since...EVER!!!!” (End Confessional) Suddenly, Daggett gets lucky and he actually GRABS a sheep and he brings it back to the top of Ayers Rock! Daggett says: “Yes! I actually did it!” Wally says: “Come on! Let's get shearing!” And while Team Retro gets to work with a bunch of hedge clippers, Dog begins jumping for Team TUFF, but despite his skills as a sheep dog, he doesn't have much better luck than Daggett! (Confessional) Randolph says: “Taotie, and by extension, the rest of Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool, must be really desperate to get a win. If they weren't, Dog would've already GOTTEN a sheep by now! They're playing dirty, and nothing good EVER happens when a team plays dirty! Mark my words, Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really Cool, is really, REALLY going to regret what they're doing!” (End Confessional) But just then, an excited cry can be heard from below! Dog shouts: “Hi-ho-diggety!” And Dog is propelled back up, with a sheep in his hands! Dog says: “We are STILL in the game!” Chameleon says: “Than let's shear this sheep!” And while Team TUFF gets started shearing, Team Retro finishes. Stimpy says: “No good! There's no logo on this one!” Rocko says: “We'll just have to keep trying!” Bulma leans over to Gonard, and she says: “Gonard, if you pick our WINNING sheep, I'll ratchet you up to a permanent TEN on my respect-o-meter!” And Taotie looks on in shock! (Confessional) Taotie says: “How DARE she offer Gonard a ten on her respect-o-meter! If ANYONE deserves a ten around here, it should be ME! I'm the one busting my BUTT off for MY team!” / Gonard says: “Bulma is depending on me! I can't let her down! This is where I make my mark in the game! This is where I shine!” (End Confessional) Gonard says: “I'll do it!” And Gonard jumps, and he easily catches another sheep! Daggett nervously says: “We got to act fast! If we don't, they're going to get a victory!” Marlene says: “It takes a delicate touch! I'll handle it!” Skipper shouts: “Like you HANDLED your romance with ME?! You're REALLY smooth, and by SMOOTH, I mean LOUSY, that you're FORGETTING about me!” Marlene gets a disgusted look and says: “If you have ANY respect for me at ALL, you'll DROP the crazy act and stop listening to Blonda! She is NOTHING but trouble!” Skipper says: “Maybe 'Trouble' is my new mistress!” (Confessional) Marlene says: “Skipper is going to be in for a world of hurt if he keeps this attitude up. It's not healthy, and furthermore, I don't like it! He is CLEARLY not the penguin I used to love! And if he keeps acting like THIS, I never WILL love him in ANY way again!” / Skipper groans in frustration and shouts: “WHY isn't my plan WORKING?!!! I should have had Marlene back 30 minutes ago! Well, if she's looking for ME to stop acting the way I am, she can FORGET it! Because I'm a LOT more stubborn than SHE is!” (End Confessional) Marlene jumps, and Taotie presses a button on his remote, but nothing happens, because Marlene manages to catch a sheep on her FIRST jump! Bulma asks: “Is your remote out of JUICE?!!!” Taotie shouts: “It's not me, its HER! Sheep must be naturally attracted to her!” Bulma says: “Shear Larry! Shear like you've NEVER sheared before!” Team TUFF finishes shearing, and find no logo! Dudley says: “Oh man! We're running out of time!” Patrick says: “I'll go next! I'll keep us alive!” Patrick runs forward to the bungee jump, only for Skipper to stick his leg out, causing Patrick to trip! Skipper facetiously says: “OOPS!!!!” Patrick gets tangled up in the bungee cord, and he ends up getting knocked up against the mountainous wall of Ayers Rock constantly! Larry finishes up shearing and shouts: “I FOUND it!!!!” Daggett nervously shouts: “WHAT?!!!” Reggie says: “Wait! I found ours, to!” Suddenly, Sniz shouts: “Stop everything!” And Spongebob retrieves Patrick, who is looking REALLY dazed and confused! Spongebob asks: “Are you all right, Patrick?” Patrick, very confused, shouts: “Finland!” Sniz says: “We've got to review the play-back footage, and make SURE of which team found their team logo first, before we make any official judgment.” / The three teams are nervous, awaiting the results. Sniz turns around and says: “Well, it's been a while, but the play-back footage confirms that Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool found THEIR team logo first!” Blonda gleefully shouts: “YES!!!! We've WON!!!! We've BEATEN you!!!! All of you!” General Barracuda appears and angrily says: “You'd THINK so, wouldn't you?” Blonda asks: “What do you mean?” General Barracuda reaches into Blonda's shorts, and pulls out a remote! General Barracuda says: “Just as I thought, you're USING Snaptrap's stolen technology, and YOU tried to give your team an unfair advantage, by sabotaging the other teams from getting their sheep! Well, that wasn't smart! That was just STUPID!!!!” Bulma smiles and says: “I'm not one to GLOAT, but I TOLD you so, Blonda!!!!” Sniz says: “Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool, despite finding YOUR team logo first, YOUR team CHEATED, so YOUR team is disqualified! Therefore, immunity goes to Team Retro by default!” Daggett looks in bewilderment and asks: “I don't believe it! Captain Retro, how did you know?” Captain Retro says: “Truthfully, I couldn't! It was a gut instinct! I'm glad I listened to it! Now Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool has learned the hard way how it is that those who cheat in life, always end up cheating themselves in the long run. Maybe now, they'll have a little respect for the rules.” Sniz says: “Team TUFF and Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really Cool, your teams will BOTH need to be in attendance for this elimination ceremony!” Chameleon asks: “Why?” Sniz says: “Because while both teams will need to eliminate one contestant, both teams will have a say as to WHICH contestant will be the next to leave!” And this gives Blonda a GREAT idea! (Confessional) Blonda says: “If Bulma thinks she has MY elimination in the bag, she's WRONG! I've got a way to ensure MY safety, and ENSURE that the contestant who leaves MY team isn't me, but is a certain, snotty penguin who's outlived his use to me!” / Marlene says: “While I don't like Skipper, I don't wish him any ill will. Maybe I should take a peak at this elimination ceremony and see how it plays out.” (End Confessional) The plane is in the air, Team TUFF and Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool are sharing the Elimination Ceremony, with Marlene watching in the shadows. Sniz says: “Team TUFF, Team named after me, here is how this Elimination Ceremony is going to work. This Elimination Ceremony is going to be split up into two parts. In the first part, the two teams will both vote for a contestant on EITHER team, to be voted off! But choose your contestant WISELY, because after THAT contestant leaves, the two teams will both vote again. Only this time, they can only choose to vote off a contestant from the team that did NOT have a contestant eliminated off already! So now that I have that explained, it's time for me to get out of the way, so everyone here can--.” Blonda loudly interrupts and says: “Hold it! I'm going to test just how confident my team is!” Taotie sarcastically says: “I'm SO sure!” Blonda angrily says: “Don't cross me, because I can personally GUARANTEE that I can PERMANENTLY mess up the game plan of ANY contestant on OUR team, and I will DO it unless ANYONE here is brave enough to tell me who they're honestly going to vote for in the next 20 seconds!” Skipper stands up and says: “I'm brave! I'm going to vote off Spongebob!” And Marlene's jaw drops in shock! Skipper says: “Spongebob has been USELESS, WHINY, PATHETIC, IRRELEVANT, and DISPOSABLE on this game long enough! I know that WE have the votes, so why pretend that Spongebob is going to matter here any longer?! He certainly doesn't matter to ME, he never did!” Blonda smiles and says: “Thank you for being a REAL man, Skipper!” And Marlene gets an angry look on his face. Patrick gets up to vote, but because Patrick is STILL dazed from his earlier rock encounter, he walks the WRONG way, into a wall, dazing himself even MORE!!!! Sniz says: “WHOOPS!!!! Voting area is in the OTHER direction!” (Confessional) Patrick is really dazed and confused, and he awkwardly stamps SOMEONE'S passport, unsure of who he just voted for! / Bulma gets a suspicious look on her face as she stamps Blonda's passport. Bulma asks: “What game are you trying to play THIS time, Blonda?” / Gonard stamps Blonda's passport, and he says: “I'm glad I'm making a GOOD decision that Bulma will like THIS time!” / Skipper stamps Spongebob's passport, and he says: “SEE?! I'm a penguin of my WORD!” / Blonda smiles as she stamps Spongebob's passport. Blonda says: “Thank you, Skipper, for being SO predictable!” / Taotie gleefully chuckles as he stamps Blonda's passport! Taotie says: “So LONG loser! See you NEVER!!!!” / Larry angrily stamps Blonda's passport! Larry says: “NOBODY tries to eliminate Spongebob on MY watch!” / Spongebob stamps Blonda's passport. Spongebob says: “Sorry, it's either you or me!” / Dudley stamps Spongebob's passport. Dudley says: “Statistically speaking, you're the weakest member on this team. We need you gone if we're going to win the last challenge.” / Chameleon stamps Spongebob's passport. Chameleon says: “The way Dudley votes, I vote. And while I wish no ill will on Spongebob, we can't afford to lose another challenge.” / Suzie sighs and stamps Spongebob's passport. Suzie says: “Sorry, but my team can't afford to lose another challenge.” / Zarbon stamps Blonda's passport. Zarbon says: “I'm tired of your mediocre face and your LOUSY personality!” / Randolph gets a disgusted look on his face as he stamps Blonda's passport. Randolph says: “You know what? I don't LOVE you!” / Dog is nervous as he stamps Spongebob's passport. Dog says: “You're a nice guy, but nice guys don't win challenges. We need you gone for the good of our team.” (End Confessional) Sniz says: “It's time for the big reveal! Who is going to stay? Bags of popcorn will go to Bulma, Zarbon, Gonard, Taotie, Larry, Skipper, Patrick, Dog, Randolph, Suzie, Dudley, and Chameleon!” Spongebob looks nervous, while Blonda looks on in anticipation! Sniz says: “Only one bag of popcorn left. But there's an unusual turn of events for today! Today, between these two contestants, there has been, a TIE!!!! It's a deadlock between you two!” Larry asks: “How is that possible?!” Patrick realizes that HE must have blundered, and he says: “Spongebob, I'm SO sorry! I messed up!” Sniz says: “Well, in the event of a deadlock between two contestants on opposing teams, we will go to a tie-breaker challenge. Seeing as how today's challenge took place in Australia, we'll make the tie-breaker challenge Australian themed! To get immunity for yourself. You will have to feed a baby koala! You'll need to chew up these Eucalyptus leaves really good before you give it to the koala. The first contestant to feed their baby koala will win immunity!” Spongebob opens up his cage and says: “That shouldn't be too diffi-CA!!!!” And HIS baby koala starts MAULING him! Bulma leans over to Taotie and whispers: “Micro-chip?” Taotie says: “I couldn't help myself; he NEEDED to be taken down a notch!” Bulma says: “Agreed!” But Blonda has no problem with HER baby koala, as she EASILY chews up her Eucalyptus leaves and FEEDS her baby koala first! Sniz says: “And Blonda WINS immunity! That means that Spongebob, YOU have to take the plunge! Spongebob gets his parachute, beaten and bruised, says: “I might have lost THIS game, but at least I haven't lost MY dignity and self-respect! Skipper, you SUCK!!!!” And Spongebob jumps out of the plane! Sniz says: “Now for the second part of the Elimination Ceremony. Since Blonda just won herself immunity, you CANNOT vote for her, and you can ONLY vote for a contestant on Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool! So, be sure to have FUN with it!” (Confessional) Larry looks angry as he stamps Skipper's passport. Larry says: “Maybe now, YOU can apologize to Spongebob to his FACE!” / Patrick, having regained his composure, stamps Skipper's passport. Patrick says: “At least I can vote off the contestant who sold Spongebob down the river!” / Suzie stamps Skipper's passport. Suzie says: “Since I can't vote for Blonda, I'll vote off her so-called love interest!” / Bulma is disgusted as she reluctantly stamps Skipper's passport. Bulma says: “So Blonda, you bought yourself one more episode. But it's ONLY one more episode!” / Zarbon stamps Skipper's passport. Zarbon says: “You're being a real DRAG on this team, you need to go!” / Taotie chuckles gleefully as he stamps Skipper's passport. Taotie says: “At least this day doesn't end TOO badly for me; I get to vote off another LOSER!!!!” / Gonard sighs as he stamps Skipper's passport. Gonard says: “At least its not MY fault things went south this time!” / Skipper defiantly stamps Taotie's passport. Skipper says: “It's YOUR fault we got disqualified! There's no WAY I'm leaving this game again!” / Blonda smiles as she stamps Skipper's passport. Blonda says: “Sorry, 'lover boy,' you're about to be blind-sided!” / The remaining contestants stamp Skipper's passport. (End Confessional) Sniz says: “Voting is over, it's time to reveal which member of Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool will really, REALLY have to leave, and can NEVER come back EVER!!!! Bags of popcorn will go to; Bulma, Zarbon, Blonda, Gonard, Larry!” Skipper looks nervous, while Taotie is giddy with glee! Sniz says: “The final bag of popcorn goes to, TAOTIE!!!!” Skipper screams: “NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why?! Why is this happening to ME, AGAIN?!!!” Marlene comes out of the shadows and angrily says: “WHY?!!! I'll tell you why; it's because YOU sold out Spongebob! I can't BELIEVE you had the audacity to DO that! Especially after I WARNED you not to TRUST Blonda! And to THINK, I used to STILL have some SHRED of respect for you! But after THAT little stunt you pulled by selling out Spongebob, THAT respect has crumbled into NOTHINGNESS! I don't know YOU anymore!” Skipper is shocked as he asks: “Et tu, Blonda? Et tu?” Blonda says: “I MIGHT have been willing to SAVE you, if your romance with me was genuine!” Skipper angrily says: “No amount of money is WORTH feigning a romance with you! I'll look forward to watching YOU, and the REST of my FORMER team-mates on Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool, LOSE!!!!” Bulma says: “That is nice, so sorry it means that you're wrong!” Skipper grabs his parachute, opens the plane door, and says: “You haven't heard the LAST of me! BANZAI!!!!” And Skipper jumps out of the plane. Sniz says: “With that done, not only is Spongebob gone, but we also got rid of Mr. Crazy and CRAZIER Penguin AGAIN, for the LAST time, hopefully! There are 22 contestants left, and a whole bunch of the world still left to see. So see where we wind up next on another episode of Total Cartoon (sings) Global Cruise!” / Epilogue: Marlene reflects on her past relationship with Skipper, by singing and dancing along to a very famous song done by an Australian singer. Genre: Soft Pop. Sub-genre: Folk Rock. Song: “Torn.” Sung by: Marlene. / Marlene: “I thought, I saw a man brought to life. He was warm, he came around and he was dignified. He showed me what it was to cry. Well, you couldn't be that man I adored. You don't seem to know; seem to care what your heart is for. But I don't know him anymore. There's nothing where he used to lie, the conversation has run dry. That's what's going on. Nothing's fine, I'm torn. I'm all out of faith, this is how I feel. I'm cold and I am shamed, lying naked on the floor. Illusion never changed, into something real. I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn. You're a little late, I'm already torn. So I guess the fortune teller's right. Should have seen just what was there, and not some holy light. It crawled beneath my veins and now, I don't care, I had no luck. I don't miss it all that much. There's just so many things that I can touch, I'm torn. I'm all out of faith, this is how I feel. I'm cold and I am shamed, lying naked on the floor. Illusion never changed, into something real. I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn. You're a little late, I'm already torn; torn. (Instrumental solo). There's nothing where he used to lie, my inspiration has run dry. That's what's going on. Nothing's right, I'm torn. I'm all out of faith, this is how I feel. I'm cold and I am shamed, lying naked on this floor. Illusion never changed into something real. I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn. I'm all out of faith, this is how I feel. I'm cold and I'm ashamed, bound and broken on the floor. You're a little late, I'm already torn; torn. Whoa!” (Instrumental solo plays until the end). / Episode Notes: Blonda and Skipper start a 'show-mance' in this episode, but it fails mostly because of Skipper's one sided interest in Marlene. Running gags in this episode include Blonda continually falling for Bulma's word tricks, and Skipper being continually baffled on how his plan to make Marlene isn't working. Due to Skipper selling out Spongebob, it caused Marlene's feelings for Skipper (whatever was left of them by that point), to crumble into nothingness. With Spongebob's elimination in this episode, this marks the first time that Spongebob does NOT make the team merge, despite outlasting more contestants this season than in his prior two seasons. With Skipper's elimination, Marlene becomes the only representative from The Penguins of Madagascar left in the game. Blonda's Magic Alliance is effectively ended in this episode as Gonard defects to be with Blonda, and Blonda ends up eliminating Skipper. Featured songs in this episode include “New Sensation, We Don't Need Another Hero, Devil Inside” (also part of the episode title), “What You Need,” and “Torn.” Personal Notes: It seems that Spongebob, whenever he gets eliminated, its always due to a form of sabotage of one kind or another. On season one, it was accidental sabotage, on season two, it was self-sabotage. But on season three, Spongebob's elimination was deliberate sabotage, and not just from one party. Taotie, Blonda, and Skipper all ended up playing a deliberate plan to get Spongebob out of the game. The reason this happened is mostly because of something I noticed. Despite having 200 episodes under his belt, Spongebob was a very difficult character to write for this season. In fact, he was SO difficult to write for, he was almost never involved in any real plot point or situation. Most of the time, I almost forgot he was even in this season. So, I decided to actually MAKE it a key point, to make Spongebob into a red herring this season. His story ended up being a potential under the radar winner. Because he rarely tried to get any attention for himself (except when he was angry or pushed into doing so), it was setting him up to just go unnoticed in the game. But Spongebob's game plan wasn't to be this season, mainly because Taotie, Blonda, and Skipper were not interested in seeing Spongebob have his game plan play out. But Skipper, for his part in engineering Spongebob's elimination, had to pay a price for doing so. He had to be the very NEXT contestant out, which is why Blonda and Taotie set him up to take the fall out of the game. / That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel the Wolfgirl Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 (edited) 42 minutes ago, 4EverGreen said: This episode is so important to me, I decided to entirely write the second part on Microsoft Word first BEFORE transferring it to this topic! So now, here is the second and FINAL part of the latest “Total Cartoon Global Cruise” episode, “Devil Inside Australia.” / After the commercials finish airing, Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool is busy accommodating Larry to his new team. Bulma says: “Welcome to our current quarters, the Normal Class section of the plane. We don't have much, but I hope you feel comfortable enough to make yourself feel at home.” Larry says: “That's very nice of you to do this.” Bulma says: “Think nothing of it. You're a STRONG guy! And if you can help us win some challenges, we will appreciate you even MORE!” (Confessional) Bulma says: “This is the point in the game where I can gain TOTAL control over the relevant voting members of my team. Gonard is already wavering, Taotie and Zarbon are totally devoted to me, and the ludicrous Skipper/Blonda 'show-mance' is BOUND to fail! So if I can get Larry, I can get control of the whole game! All it takes is a delicate touch!” / Larry says: “Honestly, getting transferred to this team is NOT in the top ten list of things that I would have liked to do. But seeing as how I am here now, I might as well make the best of things, and try to help my new team out. Bulma sure seems to be interested in wanting my help. I'm not sure as to just HOW genuine she is in wanting me as a partner or not, but I'm willing to consider it. Getting to see Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really Cool up close and personal, will help me deduce as to what kind of characters my new team-mates really are. Once I do, I can make my decision with knowledge and power! And I have a LOT of power!” (End Confessional) Blonda says: “Now Larry, don't let that STUCK-UP 'Bulimia', mislead you. If anything, you should be friends with ME and Skipper! After all, I AM the one who helped YOU get back ON this show!” Bulma scoffs and says: “I'll have you know that my WEIGHT; a dainty 150 pounds, is completely NATURAL and I've NEVER done bulimia in my LIFE!!!!” Blonda scoffs and says: “PLEASE!!!! Karen Carpenter called, she said you're overdoing it!” Bulma chuckles deviously and says: “Shows how smart YOU are! Karen Carpenter had ANOREXIA! You should have chosen Courtney Cox during her Friends days!” (Confessional) Blonda is LITERALLY red in the face and has steam coming out of her ears! Blonda angrily says: “OOH, I HATE getting corrected by Little Miss Can't Be Wrong!” (End Confessional) Taotie says: “You need to be with a fellow STRONG guy! Not only can I spar with you, I can ALSO help keep your intellect healthy!” Blonda shouts: “Are you NUTS?!!! If you have INTELLECT, then I have ARTHRITIS!!!!” Bulma smirks and says: “It's a wonder that you're still up and walking then!” Blonda asks: “Where did you steal THAT one? The 99 cent store?” Bulma says: “At least I CAN actually shop there unlike YOU, Mrs. Donald Trump!” Blonda says: “Donald Trump WISHES he could be me!” Bulma says: “Donald Trump wouldn't even DO you if you were the LAST woman on Earth!” Blonda angrily says: “How DARE YOU?!!!” Gonard nervously says: “Can't we just calm down a bit?! You both seem really tense!” Blonda says: “Stay out of this, Sean Schemmel! This doesn't concern you!” Bulma says: “It ought to! Seeing as how you plan on eliminating him when things inevitably go south for you!” Blonda smirks and says: “Darn right! I really like...” Blonda then freezes and realizes Bulma has TRICKED her! Blonda angrily says: “YOU think you're SO smart, don't you?!” Bulma smirks and says: “I outsmarted YOU, didn't I? Not that it was hard to do, seeing as how you pretty much trip yourself up!” Skipper says: “Nobody talks to MY Blonda that way!” Bulma says: “I didn't ask you for YOUR opinion, did I?” Skipper says: “Maybe not, but you're going to get it anyways! Blonda has talent OOZING out of her pores!” Zarbon snickers and says: “I bet that's not the ONLY thing she has oozing out of her pores!” Skipper shouts: “SHUT up! She is a TRUE beauty and we're LUCKY to have her on our team!” Taotie says: “Oh, it's LUCK all right, and it's all BAD!!!!” Bulma says: “I know how we can break this dead-lock; ask the new guy what he thinks.” Larry says: “I don't want to get dragged into choosing a side.” Zarbon says: “You're a part of this team now! Whose it going to be; them or us?!” Larry nervously says: “You know what? I...need a minute to think it over!” And Larry rushes to go use the Confessional. (Confessional) Gonard is sad, because of what Blonda has admitted. Gonard says: “I can't believe Blonda plans on dumping me if things go south! I had hoped that we had formed at least a friendship together, but she doesn't even consider me good enough for that! I guess the next opportunity I get, I should tell Bulma that I'm on her side. It is SO over between me and Blonda!” / Bulma says: “Larry will soon inevitably realize his only real option of staying in the game is to align with me. He can either help me and make it far, or he can pick Blonda and get voted off faster! Either way, my game won't be hurt TOO badly!” / Skipper says: “Believe me, it's not easy for me to feign interest in THAT Paris Hilton knock-off, but I HAVE to if I'm going to make Marlene jealous enough to come back to me! I WILL outlast Spongebob, I PLAN on outlasting Captain Retro, and unless Marlene comes to her senses, than she will leave me no choice but for me to outlast HER as well!” / Larry says: “What is it with this team acting all crazy?! They're acting like this is the Final Seven of this season, and they're NOT acting like we're the only seven left on Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool! It's clear that I'm not going to be able to get through to them as long as they're in THIS mood! Maybe if I'm lucky, I can just stay in here until we actually land in Australia! (Sound of tires screeching as they touch on the runway can be heard outside). Now that's what I call Synchronicity!” (End Confessional) The three teams exit out of the airplane, and find vehicles of an anarchic future variety awaiting in front of them. Rocko asks: “What in the world is this, mate?” Sniz answers: “Seeing as how YOU'RE from Australia, I thought you would be familiar with the world of The Road Warrior, the 1982 film that was FILMED in Australia and made Mel Gibson an international superstar!” Marlene adds: “Before he went CRAZY with The Passion of the Christ AND making an IDIOT out of himself by insulting a police officer!” Sniz says: “I'LL be the one who makes the witty commentary around here, thank you! Anyways, the task laid before you is simple.” Norbert says: “And by 'simple,' you mean 'painful' and quite possibly, 'life-threatening.'” Sniz says: “YOU said it, I didn't! The task is, you have to drive to Ayers Rock with these vehicles, that are of the anarchic future variety. But on the way there, you're going to be dealing with some obstacles. The Greasers from Catdog, the Dicksons from Sanjay and Craig, and the Mild Ones from Spongebob Squarepants will ALSO be driving vehicles that are of the anarchic future variety. You'll have to get past them by beating them, and making it to Ayers Rock first. The team that gets to Ayers Rock first will get a good advantage in the next part of the challenge, by getting a FULL five minute head start before the other teams! Any questions?” Stimpy asks: “Just one, can we sing NOW instead of later?” General Barracuda yells: “You'll SING when the communicators BEEP their alert and you'll LIKE it!” Stimpy nervously says: “Just thought I'd ask!” / The three teams pick out the vehicles that look best to them, and gear themselves up by wearing protective helmets, goggles, elbow pads, shoulder pads, knee pads, and other anarchic future armor. Reggie says: “We're going to have a blast in this challenge, aren't we Rocko?!” Rocko says: “We should! We didn't come to my native country to NOT have a good time!” General Barracuda says: “Get your motors running! Head out on the highway! Go looking for adventure, and whatever comes your way! Like a true nature's child, you are born to be wild! Just like Steppenwolf once sang! On your mark, get SET, GO!!!!” And the three teams begin their mad race to Ayers Rock. Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool takes an early lead, thanks to Zarbon blasting out an energy wave behind their vehicles! Gonard asks: “Are you SURE you should be doing that?!” Zarbon says: “Sniz never SAID we couldn't! Advantage, us!” Larry says: “Maybe, but can your advantage help us with THEM?!” And both the Greasers AND the Dicksons come roaring towards them like bats on fire! They begin circling their vehicles with mad fury! Taotie says: “Relax, I'll handle this! Hey tough guys and girls!” Surprised, Shriek stops and asks: “Are you talking to us? Are you TALKING to US?!!!” Taotie asks: “Do you see anyone else here? How would you like to do something fun for us?” Cliff asks: “Such as?” Taotie answers: “Simple. Ignore US and attack Teams Retro and TUFF instead!” Lube asks: “What's in it for us?” Bulma pulls out a stack of $10 dollar bills and says: “$10 dollars each for ALL of you!” Shriek grabs the money, and distributes it evenly to the six of them. Shriek says: “Deal! Let's go antagonize some saps!” And both the Greasers and the Dicksons go racing after the other teams! Zarbon looks at Larry, and Zarbon confidently says: “I TOLD you we would handle it!” Gonard asks: “But what about the Mild Ones?” Larry answers: “Those old guys? Are you KIDDING?! They don't have the slightest SENSE of direction!” (Camera cuts to the Mild Ones, who are stuck with bewilderment in Lone Pine, California). One elderly biker fish says: “I KNEW we should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque!” (Camera cuts back to Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool). Bulma says: “Come on, team! To VICTORY!!!!” (Confessional) Bulma says: “I ALWAYS make sure to carry a large stash of cash on my person BEFORE I go anywhere! That way, in case there's someone who can't be swayed by my looks OR my brains, I can almost ALWAYS sway them with my MONEY!!!!” / Blonda angrily says: “I HATE that Bulma! I could have done that TO, if I WANTED to! I just don't feel like throwing MY money away! But the way SHE is doing it, she's making ME look poor! And I HATE looking like I'm poor!” (End Confessional) The action switches to Team Retro and Team TUFF are pretty neck and neck. Daggett asks: “How far is it to Ayers Rock?” Rocko says: “Well, Ayers Rock is located 208 miles southwest of Alice Springs, and it is 1200 miles away from Sydney, give or take a dozen miles of course, I've NEVER measured the distance EXACTLY!” Daggett asks: “Then how LONG will it take us to GET there?” Tigress says: “Our anarchic future vehicles appear to be designed to travel up to 100 miles per hour. So we SHOULD get there within 12 hours!” Norbert asks: “What do you MEAN, 'should'?” Tigress answers: “Because you never know what unexpected developments...” Shriek yells: “RAID!!!!” And the Greasers and the Dicksons start swarming around the two teams! Tigress finishes: “Might develop.” Chameleon asks: “Why aren't they attacking Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool? They're ahead of us!” Dudley says: “Does it matter? We've got to deal with them here and now!” Cliff says: “You guys and girls ain't going anywhere until you beat us in a brawl!” Tigress asks: “Do you have ANY idea who you're talking to?” Lube answers: “Don't tell me; let me guess. You're a REAL tough cookie with a long history, of breaking little hearts like the one in me. Well, that's okay. Let's see how you do it. Put up your dukes, let's get down to it! Hit me with your best shot! Why don't you hit me with your best shot? Hit me with your best shot!” Po says: “Fire away!” Captain Retro says: “Kamehameha!!!!” And Captain Retro fires a blue beam of energy into the Earth, trapping the Dicksons in a big hole, but the Greasers manage to avoid it! Stimpy says: “Nice shot!” Captain Retro says: “Thank you! I've been practicing!” Shriek says: “That Taotie guy said NOTHING about having to face a guy who could shoot energy rays! New plan! We just attack Team TUFF and tell Bulma we MISSED facing off against Team Retro!” Marlene says: “Not a chance! You mess with Team TUFF, you mess with us!” Suzie asks: “Why are you helping us?” Wally says: “Simple, we don't like bullies who terrorize others and break stuff anymore than you do!” Cliff says: “It's going to take more than words and some power freak to scare US off!” Marlene angrily says: “Don't you DARE talk about MY boyfriend like that!” Lube says: “I thought a penguin was your boyfriend.” Marlene says: “He USED to be, but that was a LONG time ago! Captain Retro is my boyfriend now!” Shriek says: “Darnit! And I was hoping THAT hunk was available!” Captain Retro says: “Sorry, but I don't DATE bullies!” Shriek says: “You're going to REGRET that decision!” (Beep! Beep! Ba-Beep! Beep! Beep!) Sniz comes over the communicators and announces: “You know what THAT sound means! It's time to sing a song that's appropriate for this situation that you're in! And for an added challenge, it HAS to be a song by Tina Turner!” Suzie says: “No worries, I have an appropriate song in mind!” / Genre: New Wave Pop Rock. Sub-genre: Tina Turner. Song: “We Don't Need Another Hero.” Sung by: Team Retro and Team TUFF. / During this sequence, Team Retro and Team TUFF are racing on their vehicles, trying to avoid being hit by the Greasers, while the Teams try to destroy the Greasers vehicles. / Suzie: “Out of the ruins, out from the wreckage; can't make the same mistakes this time.” Captain Retro: “We are the children, the last generation.” Wally: “Last generation!” Marlene: “We are the ones they left behind. And I wonder when we are ever gonna change?” Stimpy: “Living under the fear, till nothing else remains.” Suzie: “We don't need another hero! We don't need to know the way home! All we want is life beyond the love we know!” Rocko: “Looking for something we can rely on, there's got to be something better out there.” Reggie: “Mm, love and compassion, their day is coming.” Tigress: “Coming!” Po: “All else are castles built in the air.” Dog: “And I wonder when we are ever gonna change?” Randolph: “Living under the fear, till nothing else remains.” Suzie: “All the children say, we don't need another hero! We don't need to know the way home! All we want is life beyond the love we know!” Daggett: “So what do we do with our lives?” Norbert: “We leave only a mark.” Chameleon: “Will our story shine like a light, or end in the dark?” Dudley: “Give it all or nothing!” (Instrumental solo). Suzie: “We don't need another hero!” Spongebob: “Hero!” Suzie: “We don't need to know the way home! All we want is life beyond the love we know! All the children say--” Team Retro and Team TUFF: “We don't need another hero! We don't need to know the way home! All we want is life beyond the love we know!” / And the song ends as Po FINALLY knocks the Greasers out of their vehicles, and the vehicles crash, rendered unusable. Patrick says: “We did it! The Greasers and the Dicksons are beaten!” Spongebob says: “Now we can focus on a good, clean race to Ayers Rock!” Tigress says: “Exactly! And when we get there, may the better man OR woman win!” (Confessional) Captain Retro says: “Honestly, out of all the challenges we've done so far, that might have been the most exhilarating! Merely WATCHING The Road Warrior is nowhere NEAR as exciting as actually having to live it yourself! But with that out of the way, I'd say the hard part is over! There is no doubt in my mind that Taotie and Bulma BRIBED the Greasers and the Dicksons to come after us, but I'll worry about THOSE two once we see them at Ayers Rock!” / Po says: “I'm sick of Taotie always hiding behind other creeps! I'd wish he'd come out and fight against us himself! Not that I'm looking for a fight, I'd just like to settle this issue once and for all!” (End Confessional) The action switches to Sniz, Fondue, and General Barracuda located on top of Ayers Rock. General Barracuda is relaxing in a cool, portable pool, drinking ice cool Pepsi, while Sniz is sitting underneath an umbrella, drinking lemonade, while Fondue is busy trying to cool Sniz off with a big leaf fan. Fondue asks: “Can I take a break and join General Barracuda in the portable pool.” Sniz says: “You KNOW I have sensitive skin! I can't risk getting any signs of premature aging!” General Barracuda looks through his binoculars and says: “Hey! One of the teams is approaching!” Sniz says: “Really?! I wasn't expecting the FIRST team for at least another six hours!” And Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool blasts to the foot of Ayers Rock. The team makes its way to the top of Ayers Rock and Skipper triumphantly says: “We're HERE!!!! Let's start SHEARING sheep!” Sniz says: “Not so fast, Happy Feet! You can't shear sheep yet!” Skipper gets startled and says: “What do you MEAN?! You SAID...” Sniz says: “I SAID that the team that got here FIRST would get a five minute head start before the OTHER teams! But the other teams aren't HERE yet! Therefore, you'll have to wait!” Bulma gets a devious look on her face, and she says: “BRILLIANT idea you HAD, BLONDA; BRIBING the Greasers and the Dicksons to attack the OTHER teams and just IGNORE us!” Blonda says: “Well I'm glad YOU think I'm brilliant for a change! It's about time--!” And Blonda stops, realizing Bulma is tricking her again! Bulma says: “What are you PULLING?!!! It was YOUR idea!” Bulma rolls her eyes and says: “Don't be so modest, Miss Fairy World Fame. Take credit where credit is DUE!!!!” Skipper asks: “You want to talk about CREDIT?! Why don't you give Blonda the credit she deserves of being the prettiest on MY team?!” Blonda screams: “YOUR TEAM?!!! It's MY team!” Skipper seriously says: “You don't even DESERVE to be on this team, you know! The only reason you're even here right now is to help ME bag back Marlene!” Blonda shouts: “When is it going to become CLEAR to you that Marlene is unavailable for you?! Get over your delusions of grandeur!” Skipper says: “Just to let you know, I AM grand, and don't YOU forget!” Blonda angrily says: “Are YOU nuts?! If YOU'RE grand, than I'M a Tasmanian Tiger!” Bulma says: “So how does it FEEL to be extinct?!” Blonda asks: “Do you EVER shut that MOUTH off?!” Bulma says: “I'll stop talking when I stop being right!” (Confessional) Bulma says: “As in, NEVER!!!!” (End Confessional) Gonard sneaks over to Bulma, and Gonard says: “I have thought about it, and you're right! Blonda doesn't care about me, she only cares about herself! Well, I'm over her! I'll join up with you and be the swing vote you need to help boot her off!” Bulma smiles and says: “Gonard, you just shot up seven points on my respect-o-meter!” (Confessional) Gonard says: “It feels good not to be bound on an alliance based on lies, anymore. Now I'm in an alliance based on mutual truth and respect, and I hope that Bulma realizes how much of a valuable asset I can be to her!” / Bulma says: “Gonard has FINALLY come to his senses! Of course, I knew he would; it was only a matter of time! All that's left is for Zarbon, Taotie, Gonard, and I to seal Blonda's doom and give her the big shove off when the time is right! With MY dream team in place, there's no WAY it won't work!” (End Confessional) Sniz says: “Since we don't know when the other teams are going to get here, why don't we pass the time? And when I say 'we', I mean 'Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool,' I want YOUR team to sing a song! Zarbon asks: “But what song?” Sniz says: “Since we're in Australia, why don't we sing a song by a group that ORIGINATED in Australia?!” Taotie says: “Well in that case, I think that WE have a song for you!” / Genre: Hard Rock. Sub-genre: INXS. Song: “Devil Inside.” Sung by: Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool. / During this sequence, lots of fiery and Satanic imagery is featured, mainly of Taotie looking like the devil. / Taotie looks to Blonda and laughs: “Here come the woman, with the look in her eye. Raised on leather, with flesh on her mind.” Zarbon: “Words as weapons, sharper than knives! Makes you wonder how the other half die! How the other half die! Devil inside, devil inside, every single one of us the devil inside. Devil inside, devil inside, every single one of us the Devil inside!” Gonard: “Makes you wonder, wonder, wonder.” Bulma, to Skipper: “Here come the man, with the look in his eye. Fed on nothing, but full of pride!” Larry: “Look at them go, look at them kick! Makes you wonder how the other half live!” Taotie: “Devil inside, the devil inside, every single one of us the devil inside. Devil inside, every single one of us, the devil inside!” Blonda: “Here come the world, with the look in its eye! Future uncertain but certainly slight.” Skipper: “Look at the faces, listen to the bells! It's hard to believe we need a place called Hell! A place called Hell!” Bulma: “The devil inside, the devil inside, every single one of us the Devil inside. Devil inside, the devil inside, every single one of us!” Taotie points to Blonda: “Here comes the woman, with the look in her eye. She's raised on leather, with flesh on her mind.” Zarbon: “Words are weapons, sharper than knives! Makes you wonder how the other half die! Devil inside, the devil inside, every single one of us, the devil inside. Devil inside, devil inside, every single one of us, the devil inside!” Taotie: “Devil inside, Devil inside, every single one of us, the devil inside. Devil inside, Devil inside, every single one of us, the devil inside!” Skipper: “The devil inside! Yeah, yeah, yeah! The devil inside! Yeah, yeah, yeah!” (Instrumental solo plays out, and the epic song ends). / When the sequence is finished, both Team Retro and Team TUFF arrive at the base of Ayers Rock. Suzie says: “We did it! We're here!” Sniz says: “Come on up, so we can get this challenge started in style!” / After some time has elapsed, the contestants are now looking back to normal, only equipped with safety equipment for bungee jumping. Sniz says: “Here's how the final portion of the challenge will work. Each contestant of each team will take one turn jumping off Ayers Rock. That turn won't end until the contestant manages to catch a sheep and bring it back up to the top. Once you're back on the top, you must use whatever is handy in order to shear the sheep. If the sheep does NOT have your team logo on it, you must take it back down to the base of Ayers Rock before you can get another one. The team that finds a sheep with their team logo on it first, will earn first place. And the team that finds a sheep with their team logo on it second will get second, not that it will MEAN much, seeing as how TWO teams will face an elimination ceremony if they LOSE!” Daggett moans and says: “Spooty plan! I'm probably going to go OUT if we end up taking second!” Norbert whispers to him and says: “Not necessarily. Maybe we can get out Tigress sooner than expected!” Daggett says: “Well, it WOULD be a lot easier for US to be able to WIN this season without HER around!” Po asks: “What are you guys talking about?” Norbert says: “None of your business, Jack Black!” (Confessional) Norbert says: “Seriously, why does Po sound like that actor who starred in School of Rock?” / Po groans and says: “Man, if I had a dollar for EVERY time someone told me that I SOUND like that actor from Shallow Hal, I'd have a LOT of dollars!” / Daggett groans and says: “I am NOT in a good position right now! I feel like the Spongebob of Team Retro! If we don't find SOMEWAY of staying safe, I can kiss MY chances of winning $44.44 million good-bye! I know I should be grateful for just being able to make it THIS far, but I don't want to go just yet!” / Taotie laughs gleefully and says: “Team Retro will NEVER be able to win! You want to know how I know this?! I managed to find that old micro-chip Snaptrap used to have, and I have duplicated it in order to plant them on the sheep! So when ANY member of Team Retro gets close to the sheep, the sheep will run AWAY from them! And the sheep will come CLOSE to Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool! Something REALLY stupid would have to happen in order for us to NOT win!” (End Confessional) Sniz says: “Since Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really Cool DID manage to get here first, they will get the five minute head start advantage. Which one of you wants to be the first to jump off?” Taotie smiles and says: “Oh, I'LL go first!” Tigress sarcastically says: “NICE bluff, for such a false bravado!” Taotie scoffs and says: “Now, why would I NEED to bluff?! I think our luck will FINALLY change today!” Taotie gets close to the edge, and he gets ready to jump. General Barracuda says: “It's time for you to take the plunge!” Sniz says: “On your mark, get set, GO!!!!” And Taotie leaps, and sure enough, he is able to catch a sheep EASILY, and bring it back up to the top! Taotie chuckles deviously, turns to Tigress, and he says: “Now WHO was it who had false bravado, Miss Jumps to Conclusions?” And Tigress is baffled, as she just looks on in bewilderment! (Confessional) Tigress says: “Something doesn't add up here! How in the WORLD could Taotie have CAUGHT a sheep THAT fast?! Has he been holding BACK on me; or it this another one of his underhanded, dirty tricks?! My money is on the latter!” (End Confessional) Taotie carries his sheep to the rest of Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool, and Taotie says: “Here's one! Shear away!” Bulma grabs an electric shaver, and shaves for a few second, but the sheep's wool STILL looks pretty thick! Gonard says: “Wow! These sheep are woolier than they look! And they looked pretty wooly to start off with!” Larry says: “We'll just have to shave faster than!” General Barracuda says: “And I can make it MORE fun!” Skipper suspiciously asks: “What do you MEAN, 'fun'?” General Barracuda answers: “By making you sing along to THIS!” And General Barracuda makes music from a CD player, and Bulma instantly recognizes the tune! Bulma says: “This is no problem for a certified GENIUS such as myself! We'll ace this song AND shear the sheep at the same time!” / Genre: Australian Rock. Sub-genre: INXS. Song: “What You Need.” Sung by: Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really Cool, Captain Retro and Marlene. / Zarbon to Bulma: “Hey, here is the story! Forget about troubles in your life!” Bulma: “Don’t you know, it’s not easy when you gotta walk upon that line!” Gonard: “That’s why you need, ooh, that’s why this is what you need, I’ll give you what you need!” Larry: “Whoa, don’t you get sad and lonely. You need a change from what you do all day.” Skipper: “Ain’t no sense in all your crying, pick it up and throw it into shape, ooh yeah!” Blonda: “That’s why you need; ooh, that’s why this is what you need! I’ll give you what you need!” Taotie: “This is what you need, I’ll give you what you need! This is what you need! I’ll give you what you need, I’ll give you what you need!” Skipper to Marlene: “Hey you, won’t you listen? This is not the end of it all. Don’t you see, there is a rhythm?” Captain Retro to Marlene: “I’ll take you where you really need to be; whoa! Whoa, what you need, what you need!” Marlene to Captain Retro: “I’ll give it all, I’ll give it all, I’ll give it all! I’ll take you, I’ll take you where you want to be, that’s right!” / The sequence, and the five minute head start that Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool had, ends as the sheep is sheared wool-less, with NO Team emblem on it! Bulma is disgusted, and she whispers to Taotie and says: “Excuse me, member of MY alliance, I THOUGHT you were going to grab the WINNING sheep?!” Taotie shouts out loud: “I only had time to micro-chip the sheep! NOT look for our symbol!” And Bulma face-palms herself over Taotie's grievous error! Taotie asks: “What?” Bulma angrily whispers: “You just went from a seven to a three on my respect-o-meter!” General Barracuda angrily says: “All right! What are you trying to pull here?!” Taotie scoffs and says: “Like I'd tell YOU! You're not getting a THING out of me!” General Barracuda gets an angry, tense look on his face, and says: “I can LITERALLY tear you apart if you cross me!” Taotie shrugs and says: “Well I'm NOT going to tell you that BLONDA had me HIDE it on the plane!” And Bulma gasps, realizing Taotie may be able to turn his error into THEIR favor! Bulma says: “That's right! Blonda has just been threatening ALL of us today! She said she would give us all bad haircuts if we didn't play ALONG with this plan!” Blonda screams: “I did NOT!!!!” Bulma asks: “So you're not only a back-stabber, but you're a liar as well?” Blonda smirks and says: “Of COURSE I'm a liar! I can lie my way out of any...” Than she stops and realizes Bulma is tricking her AGAIN!!!! Blonda angrily says: “So HELP me, I'll get even with YOU yet!” Bulma smiles and says: “Thank YOU for helping ME prove my point!” (Confessional) Bulma chuckles with glee and says: “Tricking Blonda is SO easy, it shouldn't even be funny! But it IS!!!!” / Taotie says: “I admit, I tripped a little! But thanks to MY quick thinking, I was able to turn a disadvantage into an advantage! Who SAYS you can't learn from your mistakes?!” / Blonda is LITERALLY red in the face, and has steam coming out of her ears! Blonda angrily says: “So THAT'S the game Bulma wants to play, is it?! FINE!!!! Than TWO can play THAT game!” (End Confessional) General Barracuda says: “I'm going to look in the plane, so nobody better act up while I'm gone!” And General Barracuda runs off! Bulma discreetly whispers to Taotie: “Taotie, he won't be able to find the remote you're using, will he?” Taotie gleefully replies: “Of course not! I have it right ON me! And for extra good measure, I made a FAKE copy of the remote, and planted it in Blonda's clothes when she wasn't looking! I'll destroy the real one just in case General Barracuda gets too close!” Bulma says: “Taotie, you just ratcheted back up to nine on my respect-o-meter!” Sniz says: “While General Barracuda is off doing his thing, its time for Team Retro and Team TUFF to step up to the plate! Who wants to try their luck first?” Daggett raises his right hand says: “I...that is, our team would like to go, and I would like to jump!” Norbert asks: “Are you sure?” Daggett says: “I've got to at least try! If I don't, I'm probably a goner anyways!” Sniz says: “And who will jump first for Team TUFF?” Dog says: “I will! I spent a good summer being a sheep dog! I'd love to jump!” Sniz says: “All right then, have at it!” Daggett gets hooked up and says: “You would THINK that with all my time playing Aero the Acrobat, I would feel more confident about this!” Sniz says: “Ready, set, GO!!!!” Daggett begins jumping, but is having a difficult time grabbing a sheep! Norbert sighs and says: “Yep! This is going about as well as I imagined it would!” Blonda asks Skipper: “Listen, lover boy! What is going on with Taotie and Bulma?” Skipper replies: “Do I LOOK like I give a hoot about what goes on with whoever Bulma talks to? Because newsflash; I DON'T!!!!” Blonda says: “They're up to something! Do you know what it is?” Skipper says: “Maybe. But why should I CARE?!!! MARLENE!!!! Get a GANDER at what you're MISSING here! Primo Penguin HUNK with the most GORGEOUS woman in this GAME?!!! So LOYAL, so TRUSTING, ALWAYS BY MY SIDE!!!!” Blonda shudders and says: “You REEK of desperation! You're WORSE than Donald Trump the ten BILLION times he WISHED for me to get him out of bankruptcy!” Gonard asks: “THAT'S how he always does it?” Blonda says: “You didn't think his wealth, OR that hair was NATURAL, did you?!” (Confessional) Blonda says: “The reason why I'M giving my magic to THAT loser, Donald Trump? For the LOL factor! Mainly, I will be LAUGHING my butt off if Donald Trump ends up starting World War III! Besides, chaos helps me relax! That's why the scripts of The Fairly Oddparents have become so chaotic! They make ME laugh! Am I crazy? Maybe, but I'm crazy like a fox!” / Skipper is disgusted and says: “Honestly, I don't know how much LONGER I can feign my interest in that vain, self loving, ego-maniacal blonde bimbo! I haven't had a plan of mine not work like this since...EVER!!!!” (End Confessional) Suddenly, Daggett gets lucky and he actually GRABS a sheep and he brings it back to the top of Ayers Rock! Daggett says: “Yes! I actually did it!” Wally says: “Come on! Let's get shearing!” And while Team Retro gets to work with a bunch of hedge clippers, Dog begins jumping for Team TUFF, but despite his skills as a sheep dog, he doesn't have much better luck than Daggett! (Confessional) Randolph says: “Taotie, and by extension, the rest of Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool, must be really desperate to get a win. If they weren't, Dog would've already GOTTEN a sheep by now! They're playing dirty, and nothing good EVER happens when a team plays dirty! Mark my words, Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really Cool, is really, REALLY going to regret what they're doing!” (End Confessional) But just then, an excited cry can be heard from below! Dog shouts: “Hi-ho-diggety!” And Dog is propelled back up, with a sheep in his hands! Dog says: “We are STILL in the game!” Chameleon says: “Than let's shear this sheep!” And while Team TUFF gets started shearing, Team Retro finishes. Stimpy says: “No good! There's no logo on this one!” Rocko says: “We'll just have to keep trying!” Bulma leans over to Gonard, and she says: “Gonard, if you pick our WINNING sheep, I'll ratchet you up to a permanent TEN on my respect-o-meter!” And Taotie looks on in shock! (Confessional) Taotie says: “How DARE she offer Gonard a ten on her respect-o-meter! If ANYONE deserves a ten around here, it should be ME! I'm the one busting my BUTT off for MY team!” / Gonard says: “Bulma is depending on me! I can't let her down! This is where I make my mark in the game! This is where I shine!” (End Confessional) Gonard says: “I'll do it!” And Gonard jumps, and he easily catches another sheep! Daggett nervously says: “We got to act fast! If we don't, they're going to get a victory!” Marlene says: “It takes a delicate touch! I'll handle it!” Skipper shouts: “Like you HANDLED your romance with ME?! You're REALLY smooth, and by SMOOTH, I mean LOUSY, that you're FORGETTING about me!” Marlene gets a disgusted look and says: “If you have ANY respect for me at ALL, you'll DROP the crazy act and stop listening to Blonda! She is NOTHING but trouble!” Skipper says: “Maybe 'Trouble' is my new mistress!” (Confessional) Marlene says: “Skipper is going to be in for a world of hurt if he keeps this attitude up. It's not healthy, and furthermore, I don't like it! He is CLEARLY not the penguin I used to love! And if he keeps acting like THIS, I never WILL love him in ANY way again!” / Skipper groans in frustration and shouts: “WHY isn't my plan WORKING?!!! I should have had Marlene back 30 minutes ago! Well, if she's looking for ME to stop acting the way I am, she can FORGET it! Because I'm a LOT more stubborn than SHE is!” (End Confessional) Marlene jumps, and Taotie presses a button on his remote, but nothing happens, because Marlene manages to catch a sheep on her FIRST jump! Bulma asks: “Is your remote out of JUICE?!!!” Taotie shouts: “It's not me, its HER! Sheep must be naturally attracted to her!” Bulma says: “Shear Larry! Shear like you've NEVER sheared before!” Team TUFF finishes shearing, and find no logo! Dudley says: “Oh man! We're running out of time!” Patrick says: “I'll go next! I'll keep us alive!” Patrick runs forward to the bungee jump, only for Skipper to stick his leg out, causing Patrick to trip! Skipper facetiously says: “OOPS!!!!” Patrick gets tangled up in the bungee cord, and he ends up getting knocked up against the mountainous wall of Ayers Rock constantly! Larry finishes up shearing and shouts: “I FOUND it!!!!” Daggett nervously shouts: “WHAT?!!!” Reggie says: “Wait! I found ours, to!” Suddenly, Sniz shouts: “Stop everything!” And Spongebob retrieves Patrick, who is looking REALLY dazed and confused! Spongebob asks: “Are you all right, Patrick?” Patrick, very confused, shouts: “Finland!” Sniz says: “We've got to review the play-back footage, and make SURE of which team found their team logo first, before we make any official judgment.” / The three teams are nervous, awaiting the results. Sniz turns around and says: “Well, it's been a while, but the play-back footage confirms that Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool found THEIR team logo first!” Blonda gleefully shouts: “YES!!!! We've WON!!!! We've BEATEN you!!!! All of you!” General Barracuda appears and angrily says: “You'd THINK so, wouldn't you?” Blonda asks: “What do you mean?” General Barracuda reaches into Blonda's shorts, and pulls out a remote! General Barracuda says: “Just as I thought, you're USING Snaptrap's stolen technology, and YOU tried to give your team an unfair advantage, by sabotaging the other teams from getting their sheep! Well, that wasn't smart! That was just STUPID!!!!” Bulma smiles and says: “I'm not one to GLOAT, but I TOLD you so, Blonda!!!!” Sniz says: “Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool, despite finding YOUR team logo first, YOUR team CHEATED, so YOUR team is disqualified! Therefore, immunity goes to Team Retro by default!” Daggett looks in bewilderment and asks: “I don't believe it! Captain Retro, how did you know?” Captain Retro says: “Truthfully, I couldn't! It was a gut instinct! I'm glad I listened to it! Now Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool has learned the hard way how it is that those who cheat in life, always end up cheating themselves in the long run. Maybe now, they'll have a little respect for the rules.” Sniz says: “Team TUFF and Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really Cool, your teams will BOTH need to be in attendance for this elimination ceremony!” Chameleon asks: “Why?” Sniz says: “Because while both teams will need to eliminate one contestant, both teams will have a say as to WHICH contestant will be the next to leave!” And this gives Blonda a GREAT idea! (Confessional) Blonda says: “If Bulma thinks she has MY elimination in the bag, she's WRONG! I've got a way to ensure MY safety, and ENSURE that the contestant who leaves MY team isn't me, but is a certain, snotty penguin who's outlived his use to me!” / Marlene says: “While I don't like Skipper, I don't wish him any ill will. Maybe I should take a peak at this elimination ceremony and see how it plays out.” (End Confessional) The plane is in the air, Team TUFF and Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool are sharing the Elimination Ceremony, with Marlene watching in the shadows. Sniz says: “Team TUFF, Team named after me, here is how this Elimination Ceremony is going to work. This Elimination Ceremony is going to be split up into two parts. In the first part, the two teams will both vote for a contestant on EITHER team, to be voted off! But choose your contestant WISELY, because after THAT contestant leaves, the two teams will both vote again. Only this time, they can only choose to vote off a contestant from the team that did NOT have a contestant eliminated off already! So now that I have that explained, it's time for me to get out of the way, so everyone here can--.” Blonda loudly interrupts and says: “Hold it! I'm going to test just how confident my team is!” Taotie sarcastically says: “I'm SO sure!” Blonda angrily says: “Don't cross me, because I can personally GUARANTEE that I can PERMANENTLY mess up the game plan of ANY contestant on OUR team, and I will DO it unless ANYONE here is brave enough to tell me who they're honestly going to vote for in the next 20 seconds!” Skipper stands up and says: “I'm brave! I'm going to vote off Spongebob!” And Marlene's jaw drops in shock! Skipper says: “Spongebob has been USELESS, WHINY, PATHETIC, IRRELEVANT, and DISPOSABLE on this game long enough! I know that WE have the votes, so why pretend that Spongebob is going to matter here any longer?! He certainly doesn't matter to ME, he never did!” Blonda smiles and says: “Thank you for being a REAL man, Skipper!” And Marlene gets an angry look on his face. Patrick gets up to vote, but because Patrick is STILL dazed from his earlier rock encounter, he walks the WRONG way, into a wall, dazing himself even MORE!!!! Sniz says: “WHOOPS!!!! Voting area is in the OTHER direction!” (Confessional) Patrick is really dazed and confused, and he awkwardly stamps SOMEONE'S passport, unsure of who he just voted for! / Bulma gets a suspicious look on her face as she stamps Blonda's passport. Bulma asks: “What game are you trying to play THIS time, Blonda?” / Gonard stamps Blonda's passport, and he says: “I'm glad I'm making a GOOD decision that Bulma will like THIS time!” / Skipper stamps Spongebob's passport, and he says: “SEE?! I'm a penguin of my WORD!” / Blonda smiles as she stamps Spongebob's passport. Blonda says: “Thank you, Skipper, for being SO predictable!” / Taotie gleefully chuckles as he stamps Blonda's passport! Taotie says: “So LONG loser! See you NEVER!!!!” / Larry angrily stamps Blonda's passport! Larry says: “NOBODY tries to eliminate Spongebob on MY watch!” / Spongebob stamps Blonda's passport. Spongebob says: “Sorry, it's either you or me!” / Dudley stamps Spongebob's passport. Dudley says: “Statistically speaking, you're the weakest member on this team. We need you gone if we're going to win the last challenge.” / Chameleon stamps Spongebob's passport. Chameleon says: “The way Dudley votes, I vote. And while I wish no ill will on Spongebob, we can't afford to lose another challenge.” / Suzie sighs and stamps Spongebob's passport. Suzie says: “Sorry, but my team can't afford to lose another challenge.” / Zarbon stamps Blonda's passport. Zarbon says: “I'm tired of your mediocre face and your LOUSY personality!” / Randolph gets a disgusted look on his face as he stamps Blonda's passport. Randolph says: “You know what? I don't LOVE you!” / Dog is nervous as he stamps Spongebob's passport. Dog says: “You're a nice guy, but nice guys don't win challenges. We need you gone for the good of our team.” (End Confessional) Sniz says: “It's time for the big reveal! Who is going to stay? Bags of popcorn will go to Bulma, Zarbon, Gonard, Taotie, Larry, Skipper, Patrick, Dog, Randolph, Suzie, Dudley, and Chameleon!” Spongebob looks nervous, while Blonda looks on in anticipation! Sniz says: “Only one bag of popcorn left. But there's an unusual turn of events for today! Today, between these two contestants, there has been, a TIE!!!! It's a deadlock between you two!” Larry asks: “How is that possible?!” Patrick realizes that HE must have blundered, and he says: Spongebob, I'm SO sorry! I messed up!” Sniz says: “Well, in the event of a deadlock between two contestants on opposing teams, we will go to a tie-breaker challenge. Seeing as how today's challenge took place in Australia, we'll make the tie-breaker challenge Australian themed! To get immunity for yourself. You will have to feed a baby koala! You'll need to chew up these Eucalyptus leaves really good before you give it to the koala. The first contestant to feed their baby koala will win immunity!” Spongebob opens up his cage and says: “That shouldn't be too diffi-CA!!!!” And HIS baby koala starts MAULING him! Bulma leans over to Taotie and whispers: “Micro-chip?” Taotie says: “I couldn't help myself; he NEEDED to be taken down a notch!” Bulma says: “Agreed!” But Blonda has no problem with HER baby koala, as she EASILY chews up her Eucalyptus leaves and FEEDS her baby koala first! Sniz says: “And Blonda WINS immunity! That means that Spongebob, YOU have to take the plunge! Spongebob gets his parachute, beaten and bruised, says: “I might have lost THIS game, but at least I haven't lost MY dignity and self-respect! Skipper, you SUCK!!!!” And Spongebob jumps out of the plane! Sniz says: “Now for the second part of the Elimination Ceremony. Since Blonda just won herself immunity, you CANNOT vote for her, and you can ONLY vote for a contestant on Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool! So, be sure to have FUN with it!” (Confessional) Larry looks angry as he stamps Skipper's passport. Larry says: “Maybe now, YOU can apologize to Spongebob to his FACE!” / Patrick, having regained his composure, stamps Skipper's passport. Patrick says: “At least I can vote off the contestant who sold Spongebob down the river!” / Suzie stamps Skipper's passport. Suzie says: “Since I can't vote for Blonda, I'll vote off her so-called love interest!” / Bulma is disgusted as she reluctantly stamps Skipper's passport. Bulma says: “So Blonda, you bought yourself one more episode. But it's ONLY one more episode!” / Zarbon stamps Skipper's passport. Zarbon says: “You're being a real DRAG on this team, you need to go!” / Taotie chuckles gleefully as he stamps Skipper's passport. Taotie says: “At least this day doesn't end TOO badly for me; I get to vote off another LOSER!!!!” / Gonard sighs as he stamps Skipper's passport. Gonard says: “At least its not MY fault things went south this time!” / Skipper defiantly stamps Taotie's passport. Skipper says: “It's YOUR fault we got disqualified! There's no WAY I'm leaving this game again!” / Blonda smiles as she stamps Skipper's passport. Blonda says: “Sorry, 'lover boy,' you're about to be blind-sided!” / The remaining contestants stamp Skipper's passport. (End Confessional) Sniz says: “Voting is over, it's time to reveal which member of Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool will really, REALLY have to leave, and can NEVER come back EVER!!!! Bags of popcorn will go to; Bulma, Zarbon, Blonda, Gonard, Larry!” Skipper looks nervous, while Taotie is giddy with glee! Sniz says: “The final bag of popcorn goes to, TAOTIE!!!!” Skipper screams: “NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why?! Why is this happening to ME, AGAIN?!!!” Marlene comes out of the shadows and angrily says: “WHY?!!! I'll tell you why; it's because YOU sold out Spongebob! I can't BELIEVE you had the audacity to DO that! Especially after I WARNED you not to TRUST Blonda! And to THINK, I used to STILL have some SHRED of respect for you! But after THAT little stunt you pulled by selling out Spongebob, THAT respect has crumbled into NOTHINGNESS! I don't know YOU anymore!” Skipper is shocked as he asks: “Et tu, Blonda? Et tu?” Blonda says: “I MIGHT have been willing to SAVE you, if your romance with me was genuine!” Skipper angrily says: “No amount of money is WORTH feigning a romance with you! I'll look forward to watching YOU, and the REST of my FORMER team-mates on Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool, LOSE!!!!” Bulma says: “That is nice, so sorry it means that you're wrong!” Skipper grabs his parachute, opens the plane door, and says: “You haven't heard the LAST of me! BANZAI!!!!” And Skipper jumps out of the plane. Sniz says: “With that done, not only is Spongebob gone, but we also got rid of Mr. Crazy and CRAZIER Penguin AGAIN, for the LAST time, hopefully! There are 22 contestants left, and a whole bunch of the world still left to see. So see where we wind up next on another episode of Total Cartoon (sings) Global Cruise!” / Epilogue: Marlene reflects on her past relationship with Skipper, by singing and dancing along to a very famous song done by an Australian singer. Genre: Soft Pop. Sub-genre: Folk Rock. Song: “Torn.” Sung by: Marlene. / Marlene: “I thought, I saw a man brought to life. He was warm, he came around and he was dignified. He showed me what it was to cry. Well, you couldn't be that man I adored. You don't seem to know; seem to care what your heart is for. But I don't know him anymore. There's nothing where he used to lie, the conversation has run dry. That's what's going on. Nothing's fine, I'm torn. I'm all out of faith, this is how I feel. I'm cold and I am shamed, lying naked on the floor. Illusion never changed, into something real. I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn. You're a little late, I'm already torn. So I guess the fortune teller's right. Should have seen just what was there, and not some holy light. It crawled beneath my veins and now, I don't care, I had no luck. I don't miss it all that much. There's just so many things that I can touch, I'm torn. I'm all out of faith, this is how I feel. I'm cold and I am shamed, lying naked on the floor. Illusion never changed, into something real. I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn. You're a little late, I'm already torn; torn. (Instrumental solo). There's nothing where he used to lie, my inspiration has run dry. That's what's going on. Nothing's right, I'm torn. I'm all out of faith, this is how I feel. I'm cold and I am shamed, lying naked on this floor. Illusion never changed into something real. I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn. I'm all out of faith, this is how I feel. I'm cold and I'm ashamed, bound and broken on the floor. You're a little late, I'm already torn; torn. Whoa!” (Instrumental solo plays until the end). / Episode Notes: Blonda and Skipper start a 'show-mance' in this episode, but it fails mostly because of Skipper's one sided interest in Marlene. Running gags in this episode include Blonda continually falling for Bulma's word tricks, and Skipper being continually baffled on how his plan to make Marlene isn't working. Due to Skipper selling out Spongebob, it caused Marlene's feelings for Skipper (whatever was left of them by that point), to crumble into nothingness. With Spongebob's elimination in this episode, this marks the first time that Spongebob does NOT make the team merge, despite outlasting more contestants this season than in his prior two seasons. With Skipper's elimination, Marlene becomes the only representative from The Penguins of Madagascar left in the game. Blonda's Magic Alliance is effectively ended in this episode as Gonard defects to be with Blonda, and Blonda ends up eliminating Skipper. Featured songs in this episode include “New Sensation, We Don't Need Another Hero, Devil Inside” (also part of the episode title), “What You Need,” and “Torn.” Personal Notes: It seems that Spongebob, whenever he gets eliminated, its always due to a form of sabotage of one kind or another. On season one, it was accidental sabotage, on season two, it was self-sabotage. But on season three, Spongebob's elimination was deliberate sabotage, and not just from one party. Taotie, Blonda, and Skipper all ended up playing a deliberate plan to get Spongebob out of the game. The reason this happened is mostly because of something I noticed. Despite having 200 episodes under his belt, Spongebob was a very difficult character to write for this season. In fact, he was SO difficult to write for, he was almost never involved in any real plot point or situation. Most of the time, I almost forgot he was even in this season. So, I decided to actually MAKE it a key point, to make Spongebob into a red herring this season. His story ended up being a potential under the radar winner. Because he rarely tried to get any attention for himself (except when he was angry or pushed into doing so), it was setting him up to just go unnoticed in the game. But Spongebob's game plan wasn't to be this season, mainly because Taotie, Blonda, and Skipper were not interested in seeing Spongebob have his game plan play out. But Skipper, for his part in engineering Spongebob's elimination, had to pay a price for doing so. He had to be the very NEXT contestant out, which is why Blonda and Taotie set him up to take the fall out of the game. / That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers! This is excellent stuff! The only problem I have, however, is how each episode appears to be a giant wall of text. Now, as a general rule, you'll want to break the episodes down into smaller paragraphs. You can easily do this by following two important steps: 1. When a character starts a new line of dialogue, you'll have to start a new paragraph. 2. As a rule of writing, you need to limit how big your paragraphs are. The recommended standard is 5 to 7 sentences for each paragraph. I hope you'll use this advice to improve. Edited July 17, 2016 by Renegade the Unicorn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 Is Captain Retro a member of the Dog Sex Club? P.S. Eliminating Skipper/Spongebob was more bad story plotting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverGreen Posted July 19, 2016 Author Share Posted July 19, 2016 23 hours ago, Hayden said: P.S. Eliminating Skipper/Spongebob was more bad story plotting. In regards to the first thing you said, which I don't feel comfortable having repeated on THIS topic; no! Where would you even get THAT idea?! And don't tell me what it is on this topic. Secondly, Skipper and Spongebob had absolutely no more story left to offer for this season, they had to go in order for the more relevant contestants in this season, to develop their own stories. Besides, don't you want to see Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool, pay for their heinous crime of eliminating Skipper? Because sooner or later, each one of them is bound to be decimated for having contributed to Skipper's fall. I'll start writing on my next episode soon, and at least ONE of the contestants eliminated in the next episode will be ONE of the contestants that contributed to Skipper's fall. That's all that I will reveal for now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 4 minutes ago, 4EverGreen said: Secondly, Skipper and Spongebob had absolutely no more story left to offer for this season, they had to go in order for the more relevant contestants in this season, to develop their own stories. Besides, don't you want to see Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool, pay for their heinous crime of eliminating Skipper? Because sooner or later, each one of them is bound to be decimated for having contributed to Skipper's fall. I'll start writing on my next episode soon, and at least ONE of the contestants eliminated in the next episode will be ONE of the contestants that contributed to Skipper's fall. That's all that I will reveal for now. 1.) You built up SpongeBob actually having contribution, then randomly had Skipper put a vendetta against him out of nowhere while you could've fit him at least winning a few challenges then going back into obscurity to eliminate him before he goes on another winning streak, and you made Skipper have a crazy love ex-revenge thing when having a new relationship would be enough, he's delusional at points, but it felt really flanderized to an obsessive jealous ex whi can't find anyone else and wants to get back together more than anything, and focused on that aspect compared to the other parts of his personality. So in actuality the way you went about it wouldn't make it heinous at all, just what anyone sane would do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverGreen Posted July 22, 2016 Author Share Posted July 22, 2016 Starting with this episode, I'm going to limit paragraphs to have a maximum limit of seven sentences. This way, with my episodes broken up into smaller chunks, they should be easier for people to read. With that out of the way, it's time for a brand new episode of "Total Cartoon Global Cruise!" / Play-back footage of the last episode is shown, as Sniz narrates. Sniz says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Global Cruise, we went down to the outback of Australia! The contestants first had to participate in a race right out of the pages of The Road Warrior, with Taotie playing VERY dirty! At Ayers Rock, the three teams had to bungee jump in order to collect sheep. However, Skipper's mind was VERY focused on trying to make Marlene jealous with his brand new 'romance' with Blonda! A fact that frustrated both his team and Marlene to no end. In the end, despite technically getting first place, Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool, turned out to have really, really, REALLY cheated; so they got disqualified, and Team Retro ended up getting a default immunity. At the elimination ceremony, who of all contestants would incite a vendetta against Spongebob, except for Skipper?! Even more shocking, who of all contestants should ACCIDENTALLY force a tie-breaker challenge between Spongebob and Blonda, except for Patrick?! Blonda won her tie-breaker challenge under 'dubious' circumstances, but it was Skipper who paid the price for his vendetta, by being the very next contestant voted off, so now we are down to 22 contestants, and it's soon to be 20." (Camera switches to show Sniz in his V.I.P. lounge room). Sniz says: "Who will run fast, and who will eat hearty?! Who will be...(notices a VERY unwelcome lady in his hot tub NAMED Blonda)...in MY hot tub?! Excuse me, but this tub is for hosts and V.I.P. contestants ONLY!" Blonda smugly smiles and says: "I'm a V.I.P. contestant AND a host! Watch! Might, lights, and a WHOLE lot of fights! Right here, on Total Cartoon--!!" Sniz interrupts and says: "Okay, out of my hot tub!" Instead of the usual show open, a music video sequence (designed to look like vintage 1983), shows Po romancing with Tigress in a song that David Bowie would be VERY proud of! / Genre: Pop. Sub-genre: David Bowie. Song: "China Girl." Sung by: Po and Tigress. Po: "Oh, oh, oh, little China girl. Oh, oh, oh, little China girl. I could escape this feeling, with my China girl. I feel a wreck without my, little China girl. I hear her heart beating, loud as thunder. Saw the stars crashing. I'm a mess without my, little China girl. Wake up in the morning, where's my, little China girl? I hear her heart's beating, loud as thunder. Saw the stars crashing down. I feel tragic like I'm Marlon Brando when I look at my China girl. I could pretend that nothing really meant too much when I look at my China girl. (Instrumental solo). I stumble into town just like a sacred cow, visions of swastikas in my head, plans for everyone! It's in the whites of my eyes! My little China girl, you shouldn't mess with me. I'll ruin everything you are. You know, I'll give you television, I'll give you eyes of blue, I'll give you a man who want to rule the world! And when I get excited, my little China girl says--." Tigress: "Oh baby, just you shut your mouth!" Po: "She says, sh! She says, sh! She says, she says. And when I get excited, my little China girl says--." Tigress: "Oh baby, just you shut your mouth!" Po: "And when I get excited, my little China girl says--." Tigress: "Oh baby, just you shut your mouth!" Po: "She says, sh; she says. Oh, oh, oh, little China girl. Oh, oh, oh, little China girl. Oh, oh, oh, little China girl. Oh, oh, oh, little China girl." / "China Girl." / The episode starts in earnest, and the plane is once again in flight, with Team Retro once again in First Class, but Marlene is very despondent over the recent fall-out that happened in the last episode. Marlene says: "I just can't believe that Spongebob's gone; I don't know what I ever saw in Skipper that made me love him for so long." Captain Retro says: "It could always be worse; you could've BEEN Skipper, who betrayed the trust of his friends AND shocked his team-mates by going after Spongebob like that! But then, I guess that's what happens when you ACT without thinking, just like a good number of people who think that THEY'LL become rich if they follow Donald Trump which; SPOILER ALERT!!!! It will NEVER happen!!!!" Daggett says: "Well, it's not like moping about the loss of Spongebob is going to bring him back. What we can do is avenge his loss! We just have one more challenge to get through, and we'll be at the team merge! What really amazes me about this, is the fact that I never thought I would get this far!" Reggie says: "Don't get confidant yet! We STILL have to actually get THROUGH the challenge, and then the hard part will arrive; the solo immunity portion challenge of the game! All things considered, we've had it relatively easy, due to the ineptitude of ONE team, and the sabotaging antics of another! If there had been any other team line-up, I doubt that Team Retro would've had it this good for THIS long!" Rocko says: "Good point, Reggie. It will be a challenge to remain friends once we're no longer technically part of a team, but as long as we have faith in each other, I think we'll be okay. So let's get our game faces on, and end Team Retro's time as a team on a high note!" Stimpy loudly sings: "AHHH!!!!" And his voice BREAKS a glass cup that Tigress is holding! Tigress rolls her eyes and says: "Not THAT high of a note!" / (Confessional) Marlene says: "If anyone would've asked me how I would've envisioned my relationship with Skipper ending, I would've told them, not until I was old and gray, preferably older than my 90's! But because Skipper ALWAYS has to have things his own way, I guess I should've known deep down that he would never be mature or level headed enough to handle a serious relationship! At least I've got Captain Retro to fall back on!" Captain Retro says: "I've got a number of detractors back in my old dimension, who think that I love nothing more than to be RIGHT all the time! But the thing of it is, I don't always WANT to be right, it's just that most of the time, I am. And in fact, things will probably only be WORSE than what I'm saying if the WORST happens! Let me put it this way, I see NO viable future for anyone if Donald Trump gets his hands on the big red button! At least Dick Cheney was survivable, BARELY!" Reggie says: "This isn't the first time I've been in an endurance competition. One time, Otto, Twister, Sam and I once competed in an all day endurance challenge, trying to do all our favorite sport against Lars and his cohorts! But the big mistake that we ALL made, except for Sam, is that we burned up all our energy at the beginning, and we didn't save any for the last event. If it weren't for Sam, I wouldn't have a spot on the Surf Shack hall of fame! That's why I've been careful not to over-extend myself in this competition, I'm ready to win an endurance challenge on my own." (End Confessional) Suddenly, Blonda's voice comes over the loud-speakers. Blonda announces: "Attention passengers. Are you lonely? Do you feel lost without a good alliance buddy to call your own? Well, fear no more! Join me in a new alliance, and together, we'll go far!" (Confessional) Blonda says: "Ever since Gonard defected AWAY from me and my other alliance buddies had to BREAK my most important rules, FORCING me to vote them off, I've found myself without an alliance and therefore, vulnerable to any plans that Bulma might come up with! I need a new alliance, a STRONG alliance, one that can't be broken by Bulma's plans, and one that will take me ALL the way to the end!" (End Confessional) Blonda turns off the intercom, and turns to General Barracuda, who is flying the plane. Blonda says: "I've been watching you for a LONG time, Horatio! You are by FAR the strongest on this plane; you have the muscles AND the combat experience to prove it!" General Barracuda says: "If you're trying to flatter me, you're wasting your time! I'm not getting involved with YOU; I don't MESS with the game plans of other contestants anymore!" Blonda says: "Oh, right! Your little fallout from your disastrous Patrick folly last season. It's too bad, really. Sniz is doing nothing but holding you back. I've got powerful Fairy World connections, and I think you would be GREAT as a replacement leader in Power Rangers Multiverse Force!" And this causes General Barracuda to SERIOUSLY think about Blonda's proposal. (Confessional) General Barracuda says: "Don't get me wrong, getting to scare the snot out of Spongebob and his friends on a daily basis is a PRETTY good gig! But to be able to do what I do best, punch, kick, and strategically bring about the end of bad guys, is an opportunity of a lifetime that I would be CRAZY to pass up! I mean, Blonda IS magic! She might just be able to pull it off!" (End Confessional) Back in normal class, Team TUFF and Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool are once again forced to share quarters, which Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool, is really, REALLY miffed by! Taotie shouts: "I can't believe it! I just DON'T believe it! We're NEVER going to beat that STUPID Team Retro! Just forget it! Even when we CHEAT, we still get beat!" Bulma says: "Well, I'd hate to be the one to say, 'I TOLD you so...', but who am I KIDDING?! I TOTALLY told you so! If any of you had been WILLING to listen to MY deal, we wouldn't be IN this predicament right now!" Gonard says: "It's not the fact that we're losing so much that bothers me. What really bothers me right now, is the fact that Blonda is openly CALLING for ANYONE to be in an alliance with her!" Larry says: "Blonda is just bluffing! Who is she going to make an alliance with, ME?! Not going to happen after she eliminated Spongebob! As far as I'm concerned, she's off the team!" Zarbon says: "Agreed. As much as I would LOVE to hand Team Retro a crushing defeat, getting rid of Blonda is of much bigger importance. Therefore, if we lose today's challenge, let's all promise right here and now, that Blonda is our number one pick OUT of here!" The five core members of Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really Cool all put their arms into a fist bump, and they simultaneously chant: "To Blonda's elimination!" (Confessional) Taotie says: "Blonda getting forced onto OUR team was the WORST thing that has EVER happened to us, bar none! Even Angelica Pickles is less of a brat compared to BLONDA, and Angelica was possessed by freaking Dai Shi! The only comfort I get from thinking about Blonda's eventual elimination, is the fact that I won't be targeted today. I'm sad that Tigress and Po won't be targeted, but I guess I'll just have to wait until the Team merge actually happens before I can deal with them on a more personal level." Bulma says: "It's so frustrating to be the ONLY contestant on your own team who KNOWS what needs to be done in order to BEAT the other team, and no one is willing to play BALL with you! It would've been SO easy to beat that team represented by the Super N.E.S. symbol, but NO!!!! They just COULDN'T see things my way! That means that unless Team TUFF can pull off a last minute surge, Team Retro won't see a SINGLE last place finish as a team! Do you know how EMBARRASSED that makes ME?!" Gonard and Larry are both in the Confessional together, and Gonard says: "It's good to have Larry on the same team as me. He's a really strong guy! So together, we make a pretty strong combination." Larry says: "Agreed. I really admire you for not voting off Spongebob in the last challenge." Gonard says: "If all goes well, I can help avenge Spongebob by voting off Blonda before the team merge!" Larry says: "Seeing Blonda go will give me great joy, and it will feel like Spongebob's elimination wasn't a waste." Gonard says: "Blonda's about to see her game come to a CRASHING end!" Zarbon says: "I have been known for being vain and self-absorbed in the past, but Blonda takes THAT attribute trait, and takes it to a MILE! I shudder to think that I used to be like her! The way she lives, she will NEVER have any true friends! At least I can live with the knowledge that I've worked to become a better alien. Blonda will never see a PENNY of that $44.44 million, I can PERSONALLY guarantee THAT!" (End Confessional) Just then, a loud GONG can be heard reverberating over the loudspeakers! Sniz says: "Gentle greetings to our remaining contestants still in the game. Today will be our last team challenge, which means its the LAST opportunity to get Team Retro to come in last place! Personally, I don't think it's going to happen, but I've been wrong before. Not often, but it HAS happened on occasion! Today, we are going to the land of giant pandas, red pandas, bamboo, and a land of ancient culture 10,000 years old! We are going to the land of China!" General Barracuda says: "On our activity list includes a race on the Great Wall of China, followed by an all you can eat Chinese buffet challenge! At the end of the challenge, the team that comes in last place will have to eliminate TWO contestants out of the game! The other two teams will get to share first place quarters together, so there's plenty to be excited about! Horatio, out!" Team TUFF is excited to hear this! Suzie says: "We are going to do SO well in this challenge! I've been brushing up on my history, so the odds have never been MORE in our favor!" Dudley says: "And eating things is one of the specialties that Chameleon and I are both good at! We FINALLY have an opportunity to shine, and we can end our time as Team TUFF on a good note!" Dog says: "Not to mention, that we can AVENGE the loss of Spongebob by making SURE that Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool; really, REALLY, loses!" Patrick asks: "We can? But I thought the majority of you voted OFF Spongebob because he was weak." Chameleon says: "We NEVER expected Spongebob to ACTUALLY lose on the first vote! We thought Spongebob was like an elimination Houdini or something like that! His elimination genuinely took us ALL by surprise! But if it makes you feel any better, it was truly nothing personal. It was for the good of our team." Randolph says: "Besides Patrick, this gives you a golden opportunity to gain incentive to make it to the end of the game. Don't just do it for yourself or Pearl, do it to avenge Spongebob!" Patrick says: "You're right! I've made it this far, I might as well try to make it to the end of the game! For SPONGEBOB, I will conquer my adversaries!" (Confessional) Chameleon says: "The only way our team was going to have a CHANCE of winning this last challenge, was for our weakest link to be taken out of the equation. Unfortunately, Spongebob was the contestant who fit the bill the last time. Truthfully, it wasn't an easy decision to make. It was necessary, but not easy!" Randolph says: "I was always of the thought that Spongebob deserved to be here more than Blonda. That's why I tried to vote for Blonda's elimination last time! But when Patrick was looking down the way he was, I needed to help inspire him. There comes a time in everyone's life when they need to be inspired, and that was Patrick's moment to be inspired! Now it's up to him, to avenge Spongebob's elimination!" Patrick says: "At this point in the game, I never thought that Larry and I would be the last representatives from Spongebob Squarepants left standing. But seeing as how we are, I cannot afford to have myself taken out of the game now. I'm going to have to play harder than I've ever played before, and take my skills to the ultimate level. It's the only way I'll get to the end! If Spongebob can't win this season, than I've got to try to win for him! This will be my greatest chance to shine!" (End Confessional) / (Commercial Break) I'll break here and stop for now. Enough said, for now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel the Wolfgirl Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 This is pretty cool! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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4EverGreen Posted July 23, 2016 Author Share Posted July 23, 2016 6 hours ago, Hayden said: How many are left now? There are 22 contestants left, and after this challenge, it will be 20. Now it's time for the second and last part of my latest “Total Cartoon Global Cruise” episode, “China Girl.” / The three teams are now on solid ground, starting at the west end/beginning of the Great Wall of China, and they notice a bunch of different modes of transportation past the starting line. Rocko asks: “What's with all the different modes of transportation, Sniz?” Sniz says: “I'm glad you asked. You see, I've been getting a lot of flack about my challenges being 'too hard' for SOME contestants, so this is to level the playing field!” Bulma suspiciously looks at Blonda and asks: “Gee, I WONDER who asked you to do THAT?!!!” Blonda rolls her eyes and says: “You WISH you were hot as me!” Zarbon asks: “Do you want me to BEAT her up for you? I'll risk a penalty vote for YOU, Bulma!” Bulma seriously says: “No. I'll be GLAD to humiliate her PERSONALLY!” Zarbon says: “Too bad. I'd think she would look BETTER with a HOLE in her head!” Sniz says: “The Great Wall of China is 1,000 miles long, give or take 100 miles or so. Luckily for you, the three teams only have to race an eight mile section of the wall. It should take about 4 hours or so. The first team to have ALL of their members cross the finish line first, will receive automatic immunity and WON'T have to participate in the final portion of the challenge. The other two teams will have to duke it out in the Chinese Buffet All You Can Eat. And believe me, that WON'T be easy! So with that explanation out of the way, it's time for all of you--.” But before Sniz can finish his statement, a cell phone tone with the “Go, Go Power Rangers” theme can be heard, and it turns out to be Sniz's cell phone. Sniz says: “Hold on, I got to take this call.” Sniz answers his cell phone and says: “Hello. Yes, I KNOW the show is going over budget, but it's taking us LONGER to do the show than I thought it would take. Speed it up?” Confused, Taotie asks: “Is he talking to us?” Sniz says: “Look, it all depends on when they GO!” Po says: “He SAID go!” And the three teams all begin racing! Sniz says: “Hold it! I wasn't finished!” Than Sniz gets a BRILLIANT idea and says: “Well, I WAS going to tell you about the hidden booby traps, but I think that I'll let that be a SURPRISE for you now!” Team Retro gets to the different modes of transportation first, and take their pick from the cream of the crop. Marlene and Captain Retro pick a two seat, motorized Vespa; Stimpy and Wally pick an official Powdered Toast Man jet-pack; Po and Tigress pick an oxen; Rocko and Reggie pick a pogo stick; Norbert and Daggett pick a wooden, non-motorized racing kart. Bulma is irritated and says: “No way THEY get to have all the easy stuff! Move aside, I'm taking an EASY ride!” Blonda looks at Bulma and says: “No you're NOT!!!! Hi-ya!!!!” And Blonda karate chops Bulma in her stomach, causing Bulma to fall down on the ground. (Confessional) Blonda says: “I'd just like to give a quick shout out to Jaundissimo Magnifico for all his time and patience in teaching me the sacred ways of martial arts. You are NOT a waste of space, no matter WHAT I said!” (End Confessional) Blonda gets to a hand-drawn rickshaw, and sits in the vehicle portion of the rickshaw. Blonda says: “All right, alliance buddy; come and get me!” Than Blonda realizes she MIGHT be giving something away and Blonda says: “OOPS! That IS to say, if anyone still WANTS to be in an alliance with me, now is the perfect time to say so. I happen to be a TRUE size zero, F.Y.I.!” Zarbon and Taotie look over a motorcycle and a skateboard. Taotie asks: “Do you want to arm-wrestle to settle this?” Zarbon says: “I see no reason for us to fight. YOU must take the motorcycle. I shall just have to make do with the skateboard.” Taotie shrugs and says: “Suit yourself!” (Confessional) Zarbon says: “Giving up the motorcycle to Taotie is a SMALL price to pay in order to make him trust my intentions. Fortunately, what I NEGLECTED to mention to Taotie, is that I HAPPEN to be an expert when it comes to skateboarding!” (End Confessional) Larry takes a scooter; Gonard takes MR. HORSE; Dog and Randolph take a bicycle built for two; Dudley and Chameleon take a two-humped camel; Suzie and Patrick take a goat. Bulma recovers, and sees that the only option LEFT to her that DOESN'T involve pulling Blonda, is a pair of wooden, Chinese sandals. (Confessional) Bulma says: “I might have to be in discomfort from having to do this challenge, but its certainly better than having to haul my WORST enemy to the finish line! Besides, this will make me look more likable when the time comes for the jury to pick the OBVIOUS winner!” (End Confessional) All of the contestants, having picked their modes of transportation, begin making their way on the Great Wall of China. Bulma is walking slowly and awkwardly in her Chinese sandals, with Blonda laughing at her! Blonda says: “I say, you're choosing to walk on the Great Wall of China the HARD way!” Bulma says: “At least I'm TRYING to win this challenge! What do YOU have to be so SMUG about?! You're going nowhere FAST!” Blonda smugly smiles and says: “I wouldn't be TOO sure about that!” Bulma rolls her eyes and sarcastically says: “DIVA!!!!” Blonda's eyes light up and she genuinely says: “THANK you!” Bulma says: “That wasn't a COMPLIMENT!!!!” Bulma says: “I'll still take it as one!” Bulma rolls her eyes and says: “Somehow, I FIGURED you would!” (Confessional) Bulma says: “Seriously, Blonda would have to use some kind of SLIDE rule in order to prevail in THIS challenge!” (End Confessional) Suddenly, as Captain Retro and Marlene are riding in their Vespa, they hear an instrumental version of the Fooly Cooly end theme song. Marlene says: “I've always WANTED to do a COOL sequence in a Vespa to THIS song! This is going to look SO cool!” / Genre: Power Pop. Sub-genre: Asian Pop. Song: “Ride On Shooting Star (English Version).” Sung by: Marlene, Captain Retro and Sniz. / Captain Retro: “Orange slide, the sky it reflects. A sponge's pride, being hung.” Marlene: “Spider, you don't have to hide that premonition you've caught! I want to dream in color; ay-yai-yai-yai!” Captain Retro and Marlene: “Ride on shooting star, with the voice of my heart, like a shotgun, I kept on singing.” (Instrumental solo) Marlene: “Grunge hamster, grow up!” Captain Retro: “Vengeful lobster, take it with you!” Marlene: “Sniper, I say, what can you see in that framed world of yours? I want to feel it before I aim for it! Ay-yai-yai-yai!” Captain Retro and Marlene: “Ride on shooting star, searching for you, in withdrawal.” Sniz: “I told a lie!” Captain Retro and Marlene: “Ride on shooting star, with the voice of my heart, like a shotgun, I kept on singing!” Marlene: “Beep-beep, beep-beep, yeah!” (Instrumental solo until the song fades away, and the sequence ends). / (Confessional) Marlene says: “Come on! There was no way that Captain Retro and I could ride on a Vespa WITHOUT doing a reference to one of the most surreal Anime programs of all time! We might have NEVER gotten another chance at doing it! Seriously, Fooly Cooly is like a Japanese version of Yellow Submarine! It's THAT cool!” / Captain Retro says: “Fooly Cooly might have only lasted for six episodes, but that was all it needed to make an impact on the world! That was one rocking show!” (End Confessional) Rocko and Reggie continue jumping their way along on their pogo stick, and Reggie asks: “Are you doing all right, Rocko?” Rocko answers: “No problem! Traveling on a pogo stick isn't much different from using a jackhammer!” Reggie asks: “You KNOW how to use a jackhammer?!” Rocko says: “I sure do, because back in O-Town, jackhammer competitions are a very popular sport! If you ever want to travel there, I can show you how to use one if you want!” Reggie says: “I'll be sure to keep that in mind!” (Confessional) Reggie says: “With Rocko's demeanor, you really wouldn't picture him doing something as daring as using a jackhammer, but that just goes to show you that you shouldn't judge a book by its cover. Example given, Zarbon MAY have the face and voice of Orlando Bloom, but I don't trust him to be anywhere NEAR as nice as Orlando Bloom is! I'm still keeping my eye on him!” (End Confessional) Daggett is pushing the wooden, non-motorized racing kart forward on the wall, as that is the only way the kart will MOVE forward! Daggett is panting and saying: “Spooty kart! I still don't understand why I HAVE to be the one who moves this kart forward!” Norbert says: “There are three good reasons. One, you still OWE me for the time you tricked me BACK into the competition of Total Cartoon Action; two, I am older and WISER than you are; three, having outlasted you on Total Cartoon Island, I DO have priority!” Daggett mutters and says: “Spooty priority!” (Confessional) Daggett says: “Putting up with Norbert day in and day out, can get a little GRATING on my nerves! Thankfully, after this episode, I don't have to owe Norbert ANYTHING and I can play for myself! That will be a WELCOME change of pace for me!” / Norbert says: “I HAVE to keep motivating Daggett to keep pushing forward! If it weren't for me, he would've lost interest in this competition AGES ago! Besides, think of how happy Bunny will be at how much Daggett has improved as a competitor. Basically, I'm doing this as a big, gigantic favor to Daggett.” (End Confessional) Zarbon and Taotie are busy trying to outrace each other on their skateboard and motorcycle, with Larry trying to catch up on his scooter! Taotie says: “Zarbon, you might have SKILLS on that skateboard, but it's not enough to match the pure SPEED of my motorcycle!” Zarbon says: “Just remember that pride goes before the fall, and I fear you are destined to FALL before me!” Larry says: “You forget that I actually WON this competition last season, so you'd BOTH have to be pretty lucky to outlast--!” But Larry doesn't get to finish his thought, because he runs over a HIDDEN explosive, that blows Larry forward into a crack in the Great Wall of China! Desperate, Larry tries to get his scooter out, but is unable to! Larry sarcastically says: “Oh man, I'm STUCK!!!!” Zarbon says: “I'm afraid I have to put my rivalry with you on hold, Taotie. I've got a lobster to help.” Taotie says: “Fool, helping others is a WASTE of time!” Zarbon says: “You're the FOOL, helping others is NEVER a waste of time, especially when they end up OWING you!” Zarbon goes forward to the stuck scooter and says: “I'll get this out for you, in exchange for a favor later on. No questions asked! What do you say, Larry?” Larry says: “Well, I DO want to avenge the loss of Spongebob! It's a deal!” Zarbon PUNCHES the section of the Wall where the scooter is stuck, and it JARS the scooter free! Zarbon says: “You're welcome, Larry!” (Confessional) Larry says: “Do I trust Zarbon simply because he helped me free my scooter? Not entirely, but anyone who is willing to help me out so I can avenge Spongebob, truly can't be all that bad. I'll just reserve my judgment until AFTER my time in this competition is over!” (End Confessional) Taotie asks: “Seriously Zarbon, what is your purpose of being in this competition ANYWAYS?! It's not like YOU need the money!” Zarbon says: “True, but the main reason I'm still in this competition besides WANTING to win, is to impress Bulma!” Taotie says: “You ARE a fool if you think Bulma is completely faithful to YOU, because she's NOT!” Larry says: “I don't know why you think THAT, because unlike YOU, Zarbon is a gentleman who is WILLING to help others! When have YOU ever helped anybody in YOUR life, Taotie?!” Taotie says: “I don't NEED to help others in order to crush MY competition!” Larry says: “If that's the way you think, than MAYBE the competition will end up CRUSHING you--.” But Larry never gets to finish his thought, because he runs over ANOTHER hidden explosive! In a helicopter, Sniz and Fondue are watching the competition from a distance! Sniz says: “WOW!!!! That's a FIERY way to win an argument!” Larry SCREAMS as he is flung backwards, slightly charred and bruised. Sniz says: “Maybe a little TOO fiery for Larry's tastes!” Fondue says: “Agreed. Let's go to the finish line and see who gets to the end first!” Sniz and Fondue take the helicopter to the finish line, and await the contestants. Sniz grabs out his binoculars, and takes a good look at the approaching contestants. Sniz says: “I spy with MY little eyes, contestants who are, members of Team Retro!” And sure enough, the members of Team Retro start crossing the finish line! Captain Retro and Marlene are first in their Vespa; Stimpy and Wally cross next in their jet pack; Norbert and Daggett cross next in their wooden, non-motorized racing kart; Rocko and Reggie cross next on their pogo stick, while Po and Tigress cross next on their oxen! Sniz says: “Awesome going Team Retro! Congratulations on NEVER having a last place finish as a team! You get automatic immunity! Now we just have to wait to see which team will end up joining you in the First Class section!” Wally says: “That was an exciting ride; thank you for taking me, Stimpy!” Stimpy says: “No problem! You're a really great Nicktoon character; don't let anybody tell you different!” (Confessional) Wally says: “I can't believe it, but we did it! Against all odds, we did it! We never had a SINGLE last place finish as a team, which is an amazing accomplishment in and of itself. Now the next goal awaits for one of us; winning first place and a piece of that $44.44 million grand prize.” / Stimpy says: “I've been very lucky in my life; not only to HAVE a good show and a GREAT fan base, but also to have friends who genuinely love me for being me. But some of my friends don't have that kind of luck, which is why I feel obligated to lift them up, and aspire them to greatness. Wally has greatness in him, and he just needs someone to inspire him in order to bring it out!” (End Confessional) Dog and Randolph cross on their bicycle built for two; Patrick and Suzie cross next on their goat; Gonard crosses next on MR. Horse; Dudley and Chameleon crosses next on their two-humped camel; Taotie and Zarbon cross SIMULTANEOUSLY on their motorcycle and skateboard respectively! Taotie shouts: “I won!” Zarbon says: “I did! I was here first!” Taotie says: “Yeah, right! I was here first!” Sniz says: “It doesn't MATTER which one of you got here first; Team Retro beat BOTH of you, so you'll BOTH have to participate in the next portion of the challenge!” Bulma shouts: “I've got no TRACTION on my sandals; I can't STOP!!!!” And Bulma runs forward, and she ends up HITTING the gong, signifying the end of the first challenge! Bulma says: “I guess that's ONE way for me to stop! I KNEW that I would beat Blonda!” Blonda suddenly says: “Sorry to BURST your bubble!” And Blonda appears in her rickshaw, with a bunch of shopping bags full of fancy souvenirs from Chinese shops! Blonda says: “Isn't it remarkable? I even had time to do a little 'shopping' before I crossed the finish line!” Bulma asks: “But how did YOU get here so fast?! I NEVER saw you pass me!” Blonda chuckles and says: “A good host NEVER reveals her secrets!” / The camera switches to General Barracuda, who collapses, panting and WHEEZING from all the running he did, carrying Blonda's rickshaw! General Barracuda says: “If she's a size zero, than I must be the Emperor of CHINA!!!!” / Sniz says: “So that means Team Retro has won immunity, and only one other team will be able to join them in First Class, by winning the final portion of today's challenge! Team TUFF and everybody on Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool, with the EXCEPTION of Larry who failed to cross before the gong rang; will have a hand in determining which team will be the one that wins! Come and follow me, to the most AUTHENTIC Chinese buffet in ALL of China!” / The camera cuts to the inside of a fancy, Chinese buffet. Team TUFF and everybody on Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool with the exception of Larry, are sitting at a nice table. Zarbon asks: “Well, where's the food?” Sniz says: “General Barracuda will bring the dishes out to you one at a time. You see, we decided to go to an OBSCURE corner of China, with some of the RANKEST, VILEST, most FOUL disgusting food that while these obscure Chinese find delectable; you'll probably find them to be repulsive! You must eat EACH dish that is handed to you, and to PROVE that you have eaten it, you must show an empty mouth AFTER eating each dish!” And this causes Zarbon to shudder in fear! (Confessional) Zarbon sighs and says: “Man, I've been DREADING the possibility of a foul, eating challenge. After all, my body IS my temple, and who in their right mind would want to desecrate a temple as beautiful as mine?” (End Confessional) Suddenly, Larry walks in, looking slightly muddy and dirty. Bulma asks: “Where have YOU been? You look like two miles of a badly KEPT Great Wall of China!” Larry says: “I got caught in a hidden explosive and wound up in a cabbage patch. Thankfully, my stomach is made of STEEL and I was able to keep my lunch in spite of the foul smelling, field!” Sniz says: “That's very interesting! But you're still OUT of the competition, so you'll have to rely on your team-mates to help you win this eating challenge!” Larry says: “Man, I would totally DOMINATE this eating challenge!” Zarbon's eyes lighten up and says: “Really?! That's VERY good to know, because it's time for you to REPAY that favor!” Larry says: “Well, I am a lobster of my word. Just tell me what I need to do, and I will do it for you!” (Confessional) Zarbon whispers indiscreetly into Larry's ear. Larry says: “I see. Really?! It's an unusual request, but I WILL do it to avenge Spongebob!” (End Confessional) Blonda says: “Don't FORGET, General Barracuda, I'm expecting YOUR food to be VERY delicious!” General Barracuda, not wanting to give himself away, says: “Well I'm SURE my food will be delicious to ONE person as much as the next one!” (Confessional) Blonda says: “No doubt about it! My immunity is in the bag!” (End Confessional) General Barracuda passes out identical looking pieces of meat to each contestant, with Blonda's meat looking SLIGHTLY more like edible meat. Gonard asks: “What in the world is THIS?!” (Beep! Beep! Ba-Beep! Beep! Beep!) Sniz says: “Allow me to set the mood for you.” / Genre: Traditional Chinese. Song: “A Chinese Lesson” (with extended lyrics). Sung by: Sniz, Team TUFF, and everyone on Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool except for Larry. / During this sequence, Sniz is dressed up in full Chinese Emperor make-up, while the contestants appear to float as a table with their food appears in front of them. / Sniz sings: “A little Chinese lesson, for you. Manman chi means 'enjoy your meal'.” Everyone except Larry: “Manman chi. It's no raw deal.” Gonard: “Is it roasted eel?” Sniz says: “It's HORSE meat! A local DELICACY!!!!” Gonard panics and says: “Mr. Horse? Mr. Horse?! Fart if you can HEAR me, MAN!!!!” Zarbon says: “WHOOPS! I dropped my chopsticks!” And Zarbon bends underneath the table with his food. Gonard says: “I can't eat this, you can't make me!” Everyone else, including Zarbon and Blonda say: “Done!” Sniz says: “OOH, no eating for Gonard! LOSER BENCH!” Gonard gets up, and is so despondent, he doesn't even notice that he's PASSING Mr. Horse, who is wearing headphones. Mr. Horse says: “No sir, I don't like it!” General Barracuda passes out another dish to the remaining contestants, which looks like a STRANGE egg, and Blonda getting a regular, boiled egg. Sniz sings: “Manman chi, it's dinner for ten.” The remaining contestants: “Manman chi, we'll eat once again.” Suzie: “I'm ready to say, 'when'!” Sniz says: “It's a QUAIL'S egg! A local DELICACY!!!!” Dudley closes his eyes and says: “Bacon double cheeseburger, bacon double cheeseburger!” Zarbon says: “WHOOPS! I dropped my spoon!” And Zarbon bends underneath the table with his food. Suzie TRIES to eat a quail egg, but she spits it out, because she CAN'T stand the taste! Everyone else, including Zarbon and Blonda say: “Done!” Sniz says: “OOH, Suzie, you spit out your egg! LOSER BENCH!” Suzie gets up, and joins Gonard, FAILING to notice that LARRY is eating something! General Barracuda passes out another dish to the remaining contestants, which looks like a roasted animal of some kind, while Blonda gets a chicken's leg. Sniz sings: “Manman chi, it's dinner for nine!” The remaining contestants: “Manman chi, we're not going to whine!” Taotie: “But I don't feel fine!” Sniz says: “It's roasted rat! A local DELICACY!!!!” Dudley holds his noses and says: “Bacon double cheeseburger, bacon double cheeseburger!” Zarbon says: “WHOOPS! I dropped my fork!” And Zarbon bends underneath the table with his food. Taotie puts the roasted rat to his tongue, but he quickly has to BEND underneath the table, as he throws up a rainbow! Everyone else, including Zarbon and Blonda say: “Done!” Sniz says: “OOH, Taotie, you threw up a rainbow! That's bad news for you; and anybody else who throws up can expect THAT to happen to them as well, since we're trying to be as appropriate as possible! But Taotie, you have FAILED! LOSER BENCH!” Taotie gets up in an angry huff, and is too MAD to notice that Larry is EATING something! General Barracuda passes out another dish to the remaining contestants, which looks like celery and peanut butter with some WEIRD doo-hickeys appearing on them, while Blonda gets real raisins on her celery and peanut butter. Snis sings: “Manman chi, it's dinner for eight!” The remaining contestants: “Manman chi, we're all feeling great!” Dog and Randolph: “This food is all fourth rate!” Sniz says: “It's REAL ants on a log! A LOCAL delicacy!” Dudley closes his eyes and says: “Bacon double cheeseburger, bacon doulbe cheeseburger!” Zarbon says: “WHOOPS! I dropped my tea!” And Zarbon bends underneath the table with his food. Dog and Randolph merely SMELL their food, and it causes them to BOTH bend under the table, and they BOTH throw up rainbows! Everyone else, including Zarbon and Blonda say: “Done!” Sniz says: “OOH! Double BARFER! LOSER BENCH!” Randolph has tears in his eyes and cries, and Dog comforts him. General Barracuda passes out SPICY looking peppers, while Blonda gets a mild, bell pepper. Sniz sings: “Manman chi, it's dinner for six.” The remaining contestants: “Manman chi, we're in the thick of this!” Partick: “I hope I don't get sick!” Sniz says: “They're ghost peppers! A LOCAL delicacy!” Dudley closes his eyes and says: “Bacon double cheeseburger, bacon double cheeseburger!” Zarbon says: “WHOOPS! I dropped my pepper!” And Zarbon bends underneath the table for his 'food.' Patrick puts the ghost pepper in his mouth, but his mouth immediately starts spewing out FIRE!!!! Patrick yells: “OH!!!! My tongue is on fire! My tongue is on fire! My tongue is on fire! My tongue is on fire! My tongue--!!!!” And Wanda wishes up a fire hose, and sprays it into Patrick's mouth, curing him of his fiery predicament. The other contestants, even Zarbon and Blonda say: “Done!” Sniz says: “OOH! Patrick couldn't keep the ghost pepper in his mouth! LOSER BENCH!” Patrick puts his head into his hands, and sits down to join the other losers. General Barracuda passes out something underneath a metal pan to the contestants; except for Blonda, who can SEE that she has gummy beetles.Sniz: “Manman chi means 'bon appetite'.” The Remaining Contestants: “Manman chi. What do we have to eat?” Bulma: “It's still moving its feet! It's hundreds and hundreds of DISGUSTING feet!” Sniz says: “They're mealworm BEETLES! A LOCAL delicacy!” Dudley closes his eyes and says: “Bacon double cheeseburger, bacon double cheeseburger!” Zarbon says: “WHOOPS! I dropped my headband!” And Zarbon bends underneath the table with his food. Bulma gets a disgusted look and says: “Why, I can't even--!!” And she bends underneath the table and throws up a rainbow! The other contestants, including Zarbon and Blonda say: “Done!” Sniz says: “OOH! What an embarrassment for Bulma! LOSER BENCH!!!!” Bulma gets up, but she NOTICES that Larry is eating! Bulma asks: “How can YOU eat during a challenge like THIS?!” Larry merely shrugs his arms and says nothing. General Barracuda passes out something black and spiny of a wooden skewer, while Blonda gets a normal looking shiskabob.Sniz: “Manman chi. It's dinner for four.” Zarbon, Chameleon, Blonda, and Dudley: “Manman chi. We've got room for more.” Dudley: “I think I'm nearly done for.” Sniz says: “It's sea urchin on a skewer! A LOCAL delicacy!” Zarbon says: “WHOOPS! I dropped my headband again!” And Zarbon bends underneath the table again, which Bulma NOTICES! Dudley closes his eyes, and TRIES to put the food in his mouth. Zarbon says: “I don't know WHY I'm having such trouble holding onto stuff. Done!” Chameleon and Blonda say: “Done!” Dudley wearily says: “Bacon double--.” Sniz notices Dudley's closed mouth and says: “OOH! Incomplete! LOSER BENCH!” And Dudley spits the needles out of his sea urchin out. Dudley gets up and joins the other losers. General Barracuda passes out SOME kind of aquatic looking creature to Chameleon and Zarbon, while Blonda gets an ice cream sundae. Sniz says: “Yeah, I'm not even sure what THAT is!!!! It isn't right, whatever it is!” Captain Retro says: “That's calamari!” Larry panics and says: “I won't eat SQUIDWARD!!!!” Than Larry REMEMBERS his deal with Zarbon and says: “NOT...that I WOULDN'T if only ONE of us would be able to survive in a life or death situation!” Captain Retro says: “Actually, calamari is a squid, not an octopus, which Squidward is. And while I normally LIKE calamari, that calamari happens to be very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, VERY, very undercooked!” Sniz says: “Thank you Mr. Encyclopedia! What he said!”Sniz: “Manman chi, means don't get the squirts!” Zarbon, Blonda, and Chameleon: “Manman chi. We'd rather eat our shirts!” Bulma says: “Wait, stop! WHY does Zarbon keep BENDING underneath the table?! Why does Larry keep EATING when all the other losers don't?! And WHY does BLONDA'S food look so much better than the gross atrocities that everyone ELSE has had to eat?!” Blonda says: “My food's exactly the same!” Zarbon says: “That's untrue!” Blonda says: “Get over it!” Sniz suspiciously looks and General Barracuda and says: “HORATIO?!!!” But General Barracuda whistles innocently, as if he's guilty of nothing, but Sniz's cell phone rings again and he says: “You're saved by the phone! I've got to take this again!” Zarbon looks at Larry and nervously says: “Larry, you've GOT something on...” And Larry notices the FOOD on his face, which is too late to get rid of from Bulma's sight! Sniz talks on his phone and says: “Look, I thought we handled this budget argument the LAST time you called!” Bulma angrily walks up to Sniz and she asks: “Sniz, what do you plan to DO about all this blatant CHEATING?!!!” Sniz, ignoring her, says: “Budget, BUDGET; blah, blah, blah; what do you want ME to do about it?” Bulma yells: “Get OFF the phone and HOST the FLIPPING show!!!!” Sniz turns his cell phone off and says: “Okay, we need to wind this challenge up, so here's what we're going to do. We'll have one more round, and the contestant that finishes their food first, will win first place immunity for their team, and they'll get first class accommodations with Team Retro.” Bulma says: “At LEAST make Blonda SWITCH her food with someone else to make SURE she isn't cheating, and make sure that LARRY can keep his mouth shut!” Sniz sighs and says: “Fine! Blonda, switch your plate with Chameleon! Larry, wear this ceremonial dragon mask to ensure that you can keep your mouth shut!” Larry says: “This is LUDICROUS!” Sniz says: “All right people, let's make this happen!”Zarbon and Blonda: “Manman chi. (off-key) Manman chi-i-i.” Sniz: “They love to eat on The Yangtze. Manman chi. Manman...” Zarbon and Blonda both gag and throw up rainbows off-screen! Chameleon: “Dudley's in first class with Team TUFF, Team Retro and me!” The song sequence finally ends, and despite not EATING that round, Larry STILL throws up a rainbow off-screen! / The plane is once again in transit, with Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool, having to seriously think about who will be the last team members to be booted off of the plane in the team challenge portion of the season. But Blonda and Larry aren't present with them. Bulma yells: “I'm so MAD at all of you right now I could just...URGH!!!! We HAD 31 episodes TOGETHER as a TEAM, and we were NEVER able to make Team Retro come in last place! Not even ONCE!!!! Do you know how EMBARRASSED that makes ME?! And it didn't even have to BE like this!;you only HAD to play BALL with me, and you WEREN'T even able to do THAT right!” Bulma walks off in a huff to vote. Taotie sarcastically says: “Well, today certainly could have gone better! In fact, today couldn't have gone any worse!” Zarbon says: “Well, Blonda's certainly going to be ONE contestant who will get the boot today.” Gonard says: “Well, you guys can feel free to vote off Bulma if you want, I won't miss her.” Zarbon says: “Actually, we're also going to vote off Larry.” Gonard says: “But BULMA is the one who caught YOU cheating, Zarbon, so aren't you mad at her?!” Zarbon says: “She just wants me to play an honorable game, and I let her down. The least I can do is look the other way, and make up for it, by voting off the contestant who actually DID the cheating!” Gonard asks: “Do you really believe that will work?” Zarbon says: “Of course I do.” Gonard shrugs his arms and says: “All right, suit yourself.” / Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool is at the Elimination Ceremony, but there are SINISTER looking red eyes peering from a ventilation shaft in the shadows! Sniz says: “All right, Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool, it's time to really, REALLY count up the votes! First, who is here will get bags of popcorn! Bulma, Zarbon, and Gonard! The rest of you have votes! One vote for Blonda and Larry, one vote for Blonda and Larry, one vote for Blonda and Larry, one vote for Blonda and Larry, one vote for Blonda and Taotie, one vote for Larry and Taotie! It's a deadlock between Blonda and Larry!” Blonda triumphantly stands up and says: “HA! Prepare to go DOWN, Larry! I happen to be an EXPERT in tie-breaker challenges, especially against contestants from Spongebob Squarepants!” Than, a cell phone rings. Sniz answers it, but after hearing only a FEW seconds of it, he opens UP the plane door and THROWS it out of the plane! Fondue says: “That was MY cell phone!” Sniz says: “It was also ten years OLD; and in cell phone years, it's either DEAD or it's 100! Get a new one! In any case, I've been getting a lot of flack about this show being over budget. So since we have to do a double elimination anyways, why don't you BOTH take a dive?!” Blonda incredulously asks: “WHAT?! How is getting rid of ME going to help the show STOP being over budget?!” Sniz says: “I don't know. Less weight on the plane equals better gas mileage, less food to cook up every day. In any case, you've BOTH outlived your usefulness, the BOTH of you! So get lost, the BOTH of you!” Larry says: “My game may come to an end here, but my quest to ensure that Spongebob will be avenged will be carried on by Patrick!” Taotie sarcastically says: “I am SO sure!” Larry and Blonda both walk to the open plane door, but Blonda stops and says: “HOLD it! There are a few things I've got to say before I take the plunge! Anti-Timmy is STILL on the plane, and he has been deteriorating BEYOND anybody's ability to control! Taotie, your inventions and plans are STUPID and FILLED with hate, which is why you will NEVER get the better of Tigress and Po! Zarbon, Bulma is a schemer and just USING you; get a CLUE!!!! Gonard, stop acting like an idiot and at least TRY to have a date with Bulma already!” Bulma asks: “Can you shove them OUT of here already?!” Sniz says: “I don't know, this is kind of fun!” Blonda asks: “Oh, you want to hear something REALLY fun?! They originally wanted ME to host the Total Cartoon show! You and Fondue only got the job because I said 'NO' and--!” Sniz quickly pushes the two of them out of the plane and Blonda yells: “You MOTHER!!!!” Gonard awkwardly asks: “Say, did it get MUCH quieter in here just now, or is that just me?” Sniz, Fondue, and General Barracuda are in the cockpit, but Sniz is still reeling from what Blonda has just said. Sniz says: “General Barracuda, I can not believe you DID what you did! I mean, it's serious! And I thought that you would've KNOWN better!” General Barracuda looks embarrassed and says: “Look, all I will say in MY defense, is that Blonda was VERY persuasive!” Fondue asks: “You know all about this show General Barracuda! Sniz and I WERE the first choices for this, right?!” General Barracuda, unsure, says: “Uh, sure!” Sniz says: “I told YOU there was no show without us! Check this out; 20 contestants left, and all bets are off! Because the next time we come back, the teams will be dissolved and it will be anyone's game on a brand new episode of Total Cartoon (sings) Global Cruise!” General Barracuda SERIOUSLY thinks about it and says: “Hm, it IS better when YOU do it!” / Episode Notes: Featured songs in this episode, “China Girl” (also the episode title), “Ride on Shooting Star” (English lyrics version), and “A Chinese Lesson” (with extended lyrics). Blonda reveals that SHE was actually the first choice for hosting duties for the “Total Cartoon” series, but she turned it down, and that's the reason Sniz and Fondue got it. Blonda starts an illegal alliance with General Barracuda in this episode, which ends up being exposed by Bulma, who also exposes Larry cheating for Zarbon! Team Retro complete the team challenge portion of this season, having NEVER come in last place in a single challenge, a record first for a team! Mr. Horse of “Ren and Stimpy” makes a cameo appearance in this episode. With Blonda's elimination, all of the representatives from “The Fairly Oddparents” have been eliminated out of the contest (although according to Blonda, Anti-Timmy is STILL on the plane and deteriorating out of control!) With Larry's elimination (his first OFFICIAL elimination,) he becomes the first former champion to be eliminated this season, and makes Patrick the ONLY representative from “Spongebob Squarepants” STILL in the game! Entering the team merge, this marks the THIRD time that Stimpy, Rocko, Suzie, and Reggie have made the team merge, the ONLY four contestants to accomplish this feat. While Norbert TECHNICALLY has made the team merge three times, he had to return once in season two in order to do this. Captain Retro becomes the first fan character to make it to the team merge. This also marks the first time that Daggett, Patrick, Po, Tigress, Captain Retro, Bulma, Zarbon, Gonard, Dudley, Chameleon, Randolph, Taotie, and Wally, have made the team merge. Out of all the shows to have representatives in this season, only “Dragonball Z Kai, Rocket Monkeys,” and “Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness” have managed to keep ALL their representatives from the beginning of this season up to the team merge. / Personal Notes: Blonda had one major role this season, to fill the role of the big bad wannabe, and to make Bulma Briefs look like a protagonist in comparison to her! Blonda fit this role to a T, mainly due to her insistence of being vain, shallow, and self-centered. By far, Blonda's BIGGEST weakness was that she wasn't even CONCERNED with the game; she was concerned about getting screen-time, positive or otherwise. She tried to charm others with her Fairy World connections; but in the end, Bulma was able to outsmart Blonda at every turn, and all her plans to garner more screen-time ended up backfiring against her BIG time! Meanwhile, Larry needed to be brought back into the game to provide muscle and back-up support for Spongebob when Spongebob was facing off against his crisis against Tigress. And when Spongebob ended up getting blindsided by Skipper and Blonda, Larry decided to make it his mission to avenge Spongebob! Unfortunately, Larry made the mistake of trying to make an alliance with Zarbon in order to do it. And ironically, Larry's strength last season of keeping his word, ended up causing his downfall this season, as Larry decided that he HAD to cheat on Zarbon's behalf, in order to avenge Spongebob. A tactic, which Larry discovered, was NOT worth keeping his word. That's my episode idea for today, and another new Performance Review will be the next new episode! Enough said, true believers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel the Wolfgirl Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 lol, the power rangers theme. Speaking of Power Rangers, will any other of the Ranger teams/characters make an appearance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverGreen Posted July 23, 2016 Author Share Posted July 23, 2016 14 minutes ago, Renegade the Unicorn said: lol, the power rangers theme. Speaking of Power Rangers, will any other of the Ranger teams/characters make an appearance? Well it is possible that a VERY ticked off EMPEROR from a certain "Power Rangers Super Mega Force" might be making a comeback in about four more episodes, so ANYTHING is possible! Stay tuned! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel the Wolfgirl Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 12 minutes ago, 4EverGreen said: Well it is possible that a VERY ticked off EMPEROR from a certain "Power Rangers Super Mega Force" might be making a comeback in about four more episodes, so ANYTHING is possible! Stay tuned! Ooh, I'm excited! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverGreen Posted July 26, 2016 Author Share Posted July 26, 2016 (edited) It's time to slow things down, and CELEBRATE! This is a rocking new "Performance Review" episode for "Total Cartoon Global Cruise!" / The "Performance Review" Intro starts things off, as scenes from the past seven episodes are seen in the episode intro. / Marlene says: "I'll stop being sarcastic when it stops being funny, OKAY, Tigress?!" / Fondue says: "I HATE my life!" / Bulma says: "And for the record, we are never, ever, EVER getting back together!" / Blonda asks: "What kind of bargain basement show doesn't even have a make-up department for its contestants?" / Blonda cries: "WA-HOO-HOO! I think I'll miss Heffer MOST of all!!!!" Than she stops crying and turns to Skipper, as Blonda says: "Will that work? Do you think people will buy my outburst of emotion?" / Zarbon suspiciously says: "I don't like YOUR tone!" Blonda, in a higher pitch, says: "I'm SURE you are!" / Larry says: "SNEAKING into Area 51? One does NOT simply 'sneak' into Area 51!” / Globitha asks: "What IS it with men and asking for directions?!" Robot says: "You know; I'm REALLY not interested in playing the gender card right now! You want to play a card? Let's play the 'Let's Not DIE' Card!" / Marlene says: "I think Tigress IS trying...VERY; trying!!!!" / Blonda shrilly says: "I CALL ALL THE SHOTS!!!! I am the ONLY STAR in THIS team, and NOBODY is allowed to SHINE more than me!!!! And if YOU don't like it, the rest of the alliance will team with ME to vote you OFF!!!!" / Buhdeuce says: "Let me at her! Let me at this HORRIBLE woman!!!!" / Kaput shouts: "YOIKS! And AWAY!!!!" Kaput swings and SLAMS into a tree! / Tigress angrily writes down on a piece of a paper and says: "Spongebob is going DOWN!!!! Spongebob is going DOWN!!!! Spongebob is going DOWN!!!!" / Zarbon pushes Blonda away and he strongly says: "I HAVE a GIRLFRIEND!!!!" / Zarbon says: "I...have a...kind of...girlfriend...kind of!" / Gonard says: "You know, my buddy Heffer once said that if you can burp and fart at the same time, than like Justin Bieber and Donald Trump, you HAVE no SOUL!!!!" / Skipper says: "Bulma is having a romance with Zarbon in order to throw Blonda off of her game!" / Phoebe says: "I thought you were supposed to be loving and understanding!" Suzie says: "It's called Tough Love! Deal with it!" / Taotie chuckles deviously and he says: "I couldn't have planned it any better myself, but I DID plan it! Skipper is totally following MY advice, the FOOL! He thinks if he makes Marlene jealous, she'll get back together with HIM! Skipper's delusions of grandeur will PROVE to be his undoing!” / General Barracuda yells: “You'll SING when the communicators BEEP their alert and you'll LIKE it!” / General Barracuda says: “Get your motors running! Head out on the highway! Go looking for adventure, and whatever comes your way! Like a true nature's child, you are born to be wild!” / Blonda shouts: “When is it going to become CLEAR to you that Marlene is unavailable for you?! Get over your delusions of grandeur!” / Skipper says: “MARLENE!!!! Get a GANDER at what you're MISSING here! Primo Penguin HUNK with the most GORGEOUS woman in this GAME?!!! So LOYAL, so TRUSTING, ALWAYS BY MY SIDE!!!!” / Skipper groans in frustration and shouts: “WHY isn't my plan WORKING?!!! I should have had Marlene back 30 minutes ago!” / Skipper says: “Spongebob has been USELESS, WHINY, PATHETIC, IRRELEVANT, and DISPOSABLE on this game long enough! I know that WE have the votes, so why pretend that Spongebob is going to matter here any longer?! He certainly doesn't matter to ME, he never did!” / Spongebob, beaten and bruised, says: “Skipper, you SUCK!!!!” / Larry says: “Maybe now, YOU can apologize to Spongebob to his FACE!” / Blonda says: “Sorry, 'lover boy,' you're about to be blind-sided!” / Skipper screams: “NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why?! Why is this happening to ME, AGAIN?!!!” / Marlene says: “Come on! There was no way that Captain Retro and I could ride on a Vespa WITHOUT doing a reference to one of the most surreal Anime programs of all time! We might have NEVER gotten another chance at doing it! Seriously, Fooly Cooly is like a Japanese version of Yellow Submarine! It's THAT cool!” / General Barracuda says: “If she's a size zero, than I must be the Emperor of CHINA!!!!” / Dudley closes his eyes and says: “Bacon double cheeseburger, bacon double cheeseburger!” / Bulma yells: “Get OFF the phone and HOST the FLIPPING show!!!!” / Blonda asks: “Oh, you want to hear something REALLY fun?! They originally wanted ME to host the Total Cartoon show! You and Fondue only got the job because I said 'NO' and--!” / The scenes from the past seven episodes end, and the words "Total Cartoon Global Cruise: Performance Review," make a fancy exit off-screen. / "Performance Review: Team Retro's Biggest Hits!" / The episode starts in earnest, as it shows Darwin and Eliza back in their normal hosting couches. However, there have been a noticeable reduction in some of the audience bleachers. Darwin says: "Welcome back to a normal edition of the Performance Review, with something VERY special for all the fans who have been watching us for so long!" Angelica Pickles snottily asks: "Who would THAT be, again?!" Eliza says: "Not that it CONCERNS you, but WE have a quota that we need to maintain for legal purposes." Otto rolls his eyes and asks: "WHY did they have to heal you up so that YOU could speak again?" Twister says: "Because if they didn't, she'd have her LAWYER Johnathan screaming FOR her every five seconds!" Lil says: "Sadly, that's probably true!" Darwin says: "In any case, today, we will be doing a very SPECIAL retrospective, because it involves Team Retro!" Eliza says: "That's right! On the next episode, the teams will officially be no more! This season has had five teams during this season. Team Doom; Team Adversity; Team TUFF; and Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool all vied to rock our world, but they all fell short when they faced off against the most stellar team of the season; Team Retro!" Darwin asks: "Just what is it about Team Retro that made them so awesome?" Eliza says: "Maybe it's that cool, superhero factor that is Captain Retro himself." Darwin says: "Maybe it's because they had heavy hitters Po, Tigress, Stimpy, Norbert, Rocko, Reggie, Marlene, and even surprisingly Wally in the mix." Eliza says: "Or maybe it was their ability to never throw a challenge, or let their differences get between them." Darwin says: "Maybe, it was ALL those things, which is why we're hosting this retrospective to them, to play back the biggest hits they had as a team!" Pearl asks: "So, how is this going to work?" Eliza says: "We'll have our interviews as always, and we'll spread them out as we count down the top ELEVEN hit songs that Team Retro had!" Stanley asks: "Eleven?" Darwin says: "That way, we go up one HIGHER than ten!" Eliza says: "The eliminated contestants we have to interview are Sanjay Patel and Heffer Wolfe!" Darwin says: "Globitha and Robot Default!" Eliza says: "King Julien and Buhdeuce!" Darwin says: "Phoebe and Monster Krumholtz!" Eliza says: "Spongebob and Skipper!" Darwin says: "Not to mention, Blonda and Larry!" Judy asks: "Excuse me for asking, but why are we MISSING some of our former eliminated contestants in the bleachers?" Darwin says: "It wasn't our choice. The higher-ups decided that the elimination of Blonda and Larry wasn't enough to balance the budget. So, in order to balance the budget, some of our eliminated contestants had to go home. That's why Jimmy Neutron, Fanboy, Roger, Patty Mayonnaise, and Kitty aren't here right now." Keswick says: "At least I'm still here, so I can still represent my show!" Eliza says: "So to start off our interview section, here are Sanjay and Heffer!" And both Sanjay and Heffer walk on-screen, and they take a seat in the couch. Darwin asks: "How does it feel to be here?" Heffer says: "Relaxing! After all that turmoil of having to travel in a plane day in and day out, this is a welcome change of pace." Sanjay says: "Honestly, I miss the experience. Honestly, Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool took the first chance they could to eliminate SOMEONE from Team Retro! So why did it have to be me?" Craig Slithers shouts: "Look on the bright side, at least you get to hang with me again!" Sanjay says: "Thank you, Craig!" Darwin asks: "Are there any bright spots that shine out for you, during your time as contestants this season?" Heffer thinks about it and says: "None that I can think of." Sanjay says: "Oddly enough, that weird dream sequence the contestants had during the Pisa, Pizza Panic challenge, and the song we all sung." Eliza says: "Sadly, Hot Stuff does not make our list for this retrospective." Sanjay asks: "Well, what songs DO make the lists?" Darwin says: "Well the song that starts off our countdown is a fresh number that was played during our most recent episode!" Eliza says: "It happened in China, and we're about to play it here for you! Time to get this countdown started!" (Note: All songs are presented in their original format). 11. Genre: Power Pop. Sub-genre: Asian Pop. Song: “Ride On Shooting Star (English Version).” Sung by: Marlene, Captain Retro and Sniz. / Captain Retro: “Orange slide, the sky it reflects. A sponge's pride, being hung.” Marlene: “Spider, you don't have to hide that premonition you've caught! I want to dream in color; ay-yai-yai-yai!” Captain Retro and Marlene: “Ride on shooting star, with the voice of my heart, like a shotgun, I kept on singing.” (Instrumental solo) Marlene: “Grunge hamster, grow up!” Captain Retro: “Vengeful lobster, take it with you!” Marlene: Sniper, I say, what can you see in that framed world of yours? I want to feel it before I aim for it! Ay-yai-yai-yai!” Captain Retro and Marlene: “Ride on shooting star, searching for you, in withdrawal.” Sniz: “I told a lie!” Captain Retro and Marlene: “Ride on shooting star, with the voice of my heart, like a shotgun, I kept on singing!” Marlene: “Beep-beep, beep-beep, yeah!” (Instrumental solo until the song fades away, and the sequence ends). / The audience applauds and Darwin asks: "So, who are you rooting for to win?" Heffer says: "It's got to be Rocko. He's the only representative from his show left!" Sanjay says: "I'm rooting for Reggie Rocket to win! She's one of the few humans left on the show with the skills to actually win it!" Eliza says: "Thank you for your time, please pick a seat!" Sanjay joins Craig, and Heffer sits near Sway-Sway. Craig says: "Welcome back, dude!" Sanjay says: "It's good to be back, dude!" Heffer asks: "Throw any crazy parties?" Sway-Sway says: "Only on days that end with 'Y'!" Heffer says: "Cool!" Darwin says: "Our next guests both came from the same show!" Eliza says: "And guess this! They are SO in love with each other!" Darwin says: "We're talking about the power couple, Globitha and Robot Default!" Globitha and Robot walk into view together, to roaring applause! Dib says: "Congratulations on the hook-up!" Robot says: "Thank you! If I could blush, I would!" Globitha and Robot both sit on the couch together. Eliza says: "So, how does it feel to be part of one of the more successful couples to emerge from this season?" Globitha says: "Thrilling! It feels so NICE to have a loving, caring guy who is kind and considerate!" Robot says: "And it feels so AWESOME to have a lady who loves me just for being me, and not just because I'm smart and talented!" Globitha says: "But you are!" Robot says: "True enough!" Darwin says: "Did it STING that Bulma and the rest of her team targeted Globitha so they could coax Robot to quit as well?!" Robot says: "I didn't want to have Globitha feel bad. A game without Globitha isn't a game worth playing!" Eliza says: "Speaking of games, this would NORMALLY be a good time for us to play 'Hot Or Not'." Darwin says: "But because we have a bunch of songs that need to be played, we have to skip that for this time." Eliza says: "We actually have a TIE for our next song! The songs are from our Mexican themed episode!" Darwin says: "We'll play them both one after another, so we hope you enjoy these rocking, retro hit song covers by Team Retro!" 10. Genre: Industrial Rock. Sub-Genre: Art Punk. Song: "Mexican Radio." Sung by: Captain Retro and others. / Captain Retro: "I feel a hot wind on my shoulder, and the touch of a world that is older. I turn the switch and check the number. I leave it on when in bed I slumber!" Marlene with Captain Retro: "I hear the rhythms of the music. I buy the product and never use it!" Norbert with Captain Retro: "I hear the talking of the D.J.!" Daggett: "Can't understand just what does he say?!" Captain Retro: "I'm on a Mexican radio! I'm on a Mexican whoa-oh, radio! I dial it in and tune the station, they talk about the U.S. Inflation!" Zim with Captain Retro: "I understand just a little. No comprende, it's a riddle!" Captain Retro: "I'm on a Mexican radio! I'm on a Mexican whoa-oh, radio! I wish I was in Tijuana!" Oonski with Captain Retro: "Eating barbequed iguana!" Captain Retro: "I'd take requests on the telephone, I'm on a wavelength far from my home!" Stimpy with Captain Retro: "I feel a hot wind on my shoulder, I dial it in from south of the border!" Rocko with Captain Retro: "I hear the talking of the D.J.!" Kaput: "Can't understand just what does he say?!" Captain Retro: "I'm on a Mexican radio! I'm on a Mexican whoa-oh, radio! I'm on a Mexican radio! I'm on a Mexican whoa-oh, radio! Radio, Radio, Radio, Radio!" Reggie with Captain Retro: "Radio, Radio, Radio, Radio!" Captain Retro: "I'm on a Mexican radio! I'm on a Mexican whoa-oh, radio! I'm on a Mexican radio! I'm on a Mexican whoa-oh, radio! Radio radio!" Chameleon: "What does he say?" Captain Retro: "Radio, Radio, Radio, Radio!" / Genre: Chicano Rock. Sub-Genre: Latin Rock. Song: "El Toro!" (To the tune of "La Bamba!") Sung by: Team Retro! / Marlene: "Better hang on to Toro!" Stimpy: "You don't want to get gored, no, that would be quite tragic!" Rocko: "It is no simple magic, arriba y arriba!" Reggie: "Ah yes, arriba y arriba, that means, go fast, go very fast, so very fast!" Spongebob: "Why are we making up lyrics?!" Tigress: "I don't know any Spanish, my Capitán, oh Capitán, my Capitán!" Team Retro: "Ride El Toro! Don't get gored, no! Please just soar, oh!" Sanjay: "But not Zorro!" Robot: "Better hang onto Toro!" Captain Retro: "I am doing quite well, oh, there is no need to be worried! There is simply no need to be hurried!" Sniz: "Arriba y arriba!" (Instrumental Solo) Globitha: "Well this song last much longer?" Craig: "No, but it might finish stronger if you ask me, and I will say mucho gracias!" Po: "But rhymes with gracias? Is it maracas, La Cucracha? No, that is something else now!" Norbert: "It is something else now, that much is true!" Daggett: "That much is true, that much IS true!" Team Retro: "Ride El Toro! Don't get gored, no! Please just soar, oh!" (JUMP!!!!) Captain Retro: "I rode El Toro!" Rocko: "Ole!" Norbert: "Ole!" Stimpy: "OLE!!" / The audience applauds loudly, and Eliza asks: "Now that you're both out, is there anyone that you really want to win?" Globitha says: "Reggie is spunky and energetic! I think SHE can win it!" Robot says: "I agree. Reggie Rocket all the way!" Darwin says: "Thank you both. Please take a seat." And the couple takes an isolated pair of seats together. Eliza says: "We've got two more eliminated contestants for you!" Darwin says: "One is the Party King of Madagascar!" Eliza says: "The other is an important deliver of bread on the world of Pond-gea." Darwin says: "Give it up for King Julien and Buhdeuce!" King Julien and Buhdeuce walk into thunderous applause. King Julien and Buhdeuce both choose a seat to sit down on. King Julien says: "It's high time we get this show party started in royal high fashion! Who wants to party with me?!" And a bunch of the audience applauds! Buhdeuce says: "And I can help make any party better!" Sway-Sway says: "You tell them, Buhdeuce!" Eliza asks: "So how does it feel for you to both be here?" King Julien says: "Honestly, I am just stunned. Although, I do like to thank Skipper for going to bat for me." Buhdeuce says: "And I'd like to thank Gonard for NOT voting either of us off!" Darwin asks: "King Julien, does it EVER make you mad at how you got tricked into a relationship with Skipper, in the WORST possibly handled way possible?" King Julien says: "Look, honestly, I have to admit some responsibility in that one. That was partially my fault. I wanted an exciting relationship, and Skipper did to. Otherwise, why would we try so hard to MAKE a relationship work?!" Buhdeuce says: "I'm just glad that I NEVER tried to get into any crazy relationships during my time as a contestant on the show!" Eliza says: "Oh, here's some good news for you, King Julien! If you like parties, you're sure to like our next song!" King Julien says: "Sounds promising, play it!" Darwin says: "With pleasure! This one is from the Caribbean themed episode!" 9. Genre: 1980's Tropical Pop. Sub-Genre: The Beach Boys. Song: "Kokomo." Sung by: Team Retro (primarily), and cast! / Stimpy: "Aruba, Jamaica, oh I want to take ya." Sanjay: "Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama." Craig: "Key Largo, Montego, baby why don't we go? Jamaica." Captain Retro: "Off the Florida Keys, there's a place called Kokomo." Marlene: "That's where you want to go to get away from it all." Rocko: "Bodies in the sand, tropical drink melting in your hand." Reggie: "We'll be falling in love to the rhythm of a steel drum band." Norbert: "Down in Kokomo." Team Retro and cast: "Aruba, Jamaica, oh, I want to take you to Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama! Key Largo, Montego, baby why don't we go..." Daggett: "Oh, I want to take you down to Kokomo, we'll get there fast and then we'll take it slow, that's where we want to go, way down in Kokomo." Robot: "Martinique, that Montserrat mystique." Globitha: "We'll go out to sea and we'll perfect our chemistry." Spongebob: "And by and by we'll defy a little bit of gravity." Norbert: "Afternoon delight, cocktails and moonlit nights." Rocko, about Reggie: "That dreamy look in your eye, under the tropical island sky, way down in Kokomo." Team Retro: "Aruba, Jamaica, oh I want to take you to Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama! Key Largo, Montego, baby why don't we go..." Po: "Oh, I want to take you down to Kokomo, we'll get there fast and then we'll take it slow, that's where we want to go, way down in Kokomo." Tigress: "Port Au Prince, I want to catch a glimpse!" (Instrumental solo) Team Retro: "Everybody knows a little place like Kokomo. Now if, you want to go and get away from it all, go down to Kokomo." Cast joins in: "Aruba, Jamaica, oh I want to take you to Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama. Key Largo, Montego, baby why don't we go..." Stimpy: "Oh I want to take you down to Kokomo, we'll get there fast and then we'll take it slow, that's where we want to go, way down in Kokomo." Team Retro and cast: "Aruba, Jamaica, oh I want to take you to Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama. Key Largo, Montego, baby why don't we go down to Kokomo, we'll get there fast, and then we'll take it slow, that's where we want to go, way down to Kokomo." / The song ends, and the audience applauds loudly. King Julien says: "You were right! I DID like partying to that song!" Eliza says: "Now that you're both out, who are you rooting for to win?" King Julien says: "Even though she's caused Skipper some heart-ache, I have to root for Marlene. She's the only representative from The Penguins of Madagascar left." Buhdeuce says: "I'll root for Gonard. He's a true friend for NOT voting me off!" Darwin says: "Thank you for your time, now take a seat." King Julien sits next to Heffer, and Buhdeuce sits next to Sway-Sway. King Julien says: "Things feel more royal with ME here now, don't they?!" Heffer says: "I'd say so!" Sway-Sway says: "Good to have my best bap back with me!" Buhdeuce says: "Good to be back!" Eliza says: "Next up, we have..." A familiar voice interrupts: "Hold it!" And Kaput storms on-stage! Darwin says: "Excuse me, we're trying to do a SHOW, here!" Kaput says: "I should be getting interviewed now, okay?! I was UNFAIRLY kicked OFF!" Eliza says: "As an INTERN! It doesn't count unless you were officially a contestant!" Kaput pouts and says: "It should!" Darwin says: "But you'll probably like the NEXT song that we've got for you!" Kaput asks: "Why?" Eliza says: "Because it's about a notorious piece of flesh-tearing predator that will tear others apart, the same way YOU did!" Kaput sarcastically says: "Oh, THAT'S a hoot!" Heffer says: "That's MY line!" Darwin says: "In any case, from the Amazon themed episode, here is our next hit song!" 8. Genre: Heavy Metal. Sub-Genre: Hard Rock. Song: "Barracuda!" Sung by: Team S.R.R.R.C., Timmy Turner, most of Team Adversity, and the "Power Rangers Retro Force" alliance! / Pearl about Patrick: "So this ain't the end, I saw you again, today!" Patrick, alone: "I had to turn my heart away!" Stimpy about Lil: "Smiled like the sun, kisses for everyone!" Skipper about Julien: "And TAILS, it never fails!" Captain Retro to Anti Timmy: "You lying so low in the weeds!" Marlene: "I bet you gonna ambush me! You'd have me down, down, down on my knees! Now wouldn't you?" Bulma asks: "Barracuda?" Po: "Oh, back over time, we were all trying for free!" Pearl about Patrick: "You met the porpoise and me!" Zarbon: "No right, no wrong, you're selling a song, a name!" Taotie: "Whisper game!" Keswick: "If the real thing don't do the trick, you better make up something quick!" Tigress: "You gonna burn, burn, burn, burn, burn to the wick!" Gonard: "Oooo, Barracuda! Oh, yeah!" Pearl : "'Sell me, sell you,' the porpoise said!" Buhdeuce: "Dive down deep to save my head!" Sway-Sway: "You, I think you got the blues too!" Timmy: "All that night and all the next, swam without looking back!" Oonski: "Make for the western pools; silly, silly fools!" Reggie: "If the real thing don't do the trick, no!" Rocko: "You better make up something quick!" Super Chum: "You gonna burn, burn, burn, burn, burn it to the wick!" Everyone: "Oooo, Barra-Barracuda!!!!" And the epic song ends!!!! Kaput applauds loudly and says: "You were right, I DO feel better after watching that!" Eliza asks: "By the way, Darwin and I weren't HERE when you got interviewed. Who are you rooting for to win?" Kaput says: "I'm still rooting for Zarbon. He's the only alien left in the game." Darwin says: "Thank you for helping us. Please, take a seat." Kaput takes a seat close to Zim and Keswick. Kaput says: "No hard feelings, right Zim?" Zim scoffs and says: "Don't get your hopes up!" Eliza says: "Next up, we have two more eliminated contestants with us." Darwin says: "One is a girl who had hoped to break the losing streak of Hey Arnold! by making it past the team merge, but it simply wasn't meant to be." Eliza says: "The other was a monster named Monster Krumholtz." Darwin says: "Last seen getting eliminated above Great Britain, give it up for Phoebe and Monster!" And Phoebe walks in, looking simply STUNNING with a new hair-do! Aang says: "You look fancy! I approve!" Monster walks in and says: "Hi! I'm here to!" Robot and Globitha shout: "Hi, Monster!" Eliza says: "Phoebe, you look great!" Phoebe says: "After getting eliminated, I thought I would get a new look. By the way, the Hey Arnold Jungle Movie is finally happening! I'm going to get some more screen-time!" Darwin says: "That's GREAT news, Phoebe!" Eliza says: "Would you please take a seat?" Phoebe and Monster sit down. Monster asks: "So, what do you want to ask us?" Darwin says: "Do you regret NOT taking up Blonda's offer of having a romance with her?" Monster says: "Absolutely not! Skipper tried it out, and look what happened to him!" Eliza says: "Good point." Phoebe says: "I regret that I didn't try and form any strong alliances during my time as a contestant." Angelica rolls her eyes and says: "Even I was smart enough to have the sense to do THAT!" Darwin says: "Ignore her!" Phoebe says: "I always do!" Angelica rolls her eyes and says: "Good luck with that!" Eliza says: "So, are you excited to see the next number on our countdown?" Monster says: "Sure! I would LOVE to see the next number on our countdown!" Darwin says: "All right! This one is from the Missouri episode!" 7. Genre: Roots (Swamp) Rock. Sub-Genre: Creedence Clearwater Revival. Song: "Proud Mary." Sung by: Team Retro! / During this montage, as Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool tries MULTIPLE ways of sabotaging Team Retro's boat, Team Retro finds a way to stop ALL of Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool, successfully manage to stop each one of them! / Daggett: "Left a good job in the city." Treeflower: "Working for the man every night and day." Norbert: "And I never lost one minute of sleeping, worrying about the way things might have been." Captain Retro: "Big wheel keep on turning, Proud Mary keep on burning." Marlene: "Rolling, rolling, rolling on the river!" Sanjay: "Cleaned a lot of plates in Memphis!" Craig: "Pumped a lot of butane down in New Orleans!" Robot: "But I never saw the good side of the city." Globitha: "Until I hitched a ride on a river boat queen!" Stimpy: "Big wheel keep on turning, Proud Mary keep on burning!" Tigress: "Rolling, rolling, rolling on the river." Suzie: "Rolling, rolling, rolling on the river." Reggie: "If you come down to the river, bet you gonna find some people who live." Rocko: "You don't have to worry, cause if you got no money, people on the river are happy to give." Spongebob: "Big wheel keep on turning, Proud Mary keep on burning." Po: "Rolling, rolling, rolling on the river!" Captain Retro: "Rolling, rolling, rolling on the river." Marlene: "Rolling, rolling, rolling on the river." Stimpy: "Rolling, rolling, rolling on the river." Team Retro: "Rolling, rolling, rolling on the river!" The song ends, and thunderous applause is heard. Eliza says: "All right! Now that you two are eliminated, who are you rooting for?" Phoebe says: "Reggie Rocket! She is a smart, athletic girl! I think she can go all the way!" Monster says: "Gonard. He's the only guy who didn't try to vote me off." Darwin says: "Thank you. Please take a seat." Phoebe sits down next to Otto Rocket, and Monster sits next to Robot and Globitha. Otto asks: "So have you forgiven me for trying to get into a fake romance with you?" Phoebe says: "I'm not doing this for YOU, I'm doing this for Reggie!" Otto says: "I was just asking!" Monster says: "Congratulations on hooking up, you two!" Robot and Globitha simultaneously say: "Don't mention it!" Globitha says: "Jinx! You owe me a soda!" Robot says: "Darn it!" Eliza says: "We've got to take a break right now, but when we come back, we'll get to our other four guests, and the rest of our musical countdown on Total Cartoon Global Cruise!" / (Commercial Break) I'll break here and stop for now. Enough said, for now! Edited July 26, 2016 by 4EverGreen I had to fix a mistake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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4EverGreen Posted July 30, 2016 Author Share Posted July 30, 2016 It's time for the second and final part of my latest "Total Cartoon Global Cruise" episode, "Performance Review: Team Retro's Biggest Hits!" / The commercials finish airing, and the camera opens back up on Darwin and Eliza. Darwin says: "Welcome back to our Performance Review for Total Cartoon Global Cruise!" Eliza says: "We're currently in the middle of our countdown of Team Retro's Biggest Hits, songs primarily sung by Team Retro and/or members of Team Retro!" Darwin says: "But before we play our next song, we thought that we would interview one of our hopefuls for underdog winner this season." Eliza says: "He's seen a lot, he's done a lot, he's been in two movies and over 200 episodes!" Darwin says: "Please give a big welcome to Spongebob!" Spongebob walks in, STILL wearing the outfit he first gained in "Stand Back Stanley, in San Marino!" Spongebob sits down across from Eliza! Eliza says: "Spongebob, how does it feel to be one of two sponges who not only competed on this show, but also happened to be from the SAME show?!" Spongebob says: "Honestly, most of the time it felt great! Except of course, for when SKIPPER targeted me for no good reason!" Darwin says: "He probably hated you for the same reason that Tigress hated you; he thought you were weak, pointless, and useless to helping ANYONE get to the Final Five in this game!" Spongebob says: "That STILL doesn't explain why he had to target me!" Eliza says: "Being able to speak to animals, I know a LOT about their behaviors, and I have examined why Skipper targeted you specifically." Spongebob asks: "Why did he do it, then?" Eliza says: "He saw himself as the Alpha Male of his team, and he thought it was HIS duty to root out the trash that was competing against him. He saw you as someone he could easily dispose of, and prove to his team as a worthy, valuable ally." Darwin says: "What Skipper DIDN'T realize is that Taotie and Blonda were setting him UP to take the fall after YOU were voted off!" Eliza says: "You see, Blonda WANTED Skipper to be the one who would tell EVERYONE who he was voting off for. That way, after YOU got voted off, Spongebob, everyone in turn would vote SKIPPER off!" Off-screen, Skipper shouts: "EVERYONE voted me off?!" Oonski says: "Ooh, someone sounds MADDER than Haggis when HE thought Treeflower thought BADLY about him!" Haggis and Treeflower simultaneously say: "We RESENT that remark!" Darwin says: "Well, we WANTED to save Skipper for later, but apparently, he's chomping at the bits to get out now, so everyone, WELCOME Skipper to the Performance Review!" Skipper comes on-stage, but he's seething MAD and angry about having found out the truth! Eliza says: "Hello there, welcome to--." Skipper interrupts and angrily says: "SCREW you! I don't want to do a STUPID interview! I'm here to lodge a complaint against all my FORMER, so-called team-mates! They systematically betrayed me, ME!!!! After everything I ever DID for them!" Darwin says: "Actually, I don't remember YOU ever doing anything!" Zim says: "Except for being one half of the couple introduced in the WORST episode of Total Cartoon EVER!" Skipper groans and angrily says: "That's just GREAT!!!! ONE mistake, and I'm PAYING for it for the rest of my life!" Otto says: "I could say the same thing about Angelica's parents!" Angelica angrily says: "BITE me!" Otto says: "Only in your sick fantasies!" Angelica shrieks: "Are YOU saying that I'm PERVERTED?!" Otto says: "Of course not, for a fan of Ron Jeremy!" Robot says: "BURN!!!!" Skipper asks: "Hello, can we get back to ME and how I was systematically BETRAYED by my former comrades?! They UNFAIRLY kicked me off, just because I was willing to tell the TRUTH!!!!" Eliza says: "Skipper, you got all crazy and obsessive with trying to win Marlene back. You completely ignored all of your other, positive qualities, and instead of trying to make a new, real relationship with someone, you sought to achieve something that was unavailable to you. What your team did wasn't heinous, just what anyone SANE would do!" Skipper says: "But I don't DESERVE to be here, not like SPONGEBOB! He definitely looks better here!" Spongebob gets offended and asks: "Is that so?!" Skipper says: "It IS so! We might have gotten eliminated in the same episode, but I STILL technically outlasted YOU in the competition, and that makes ME better than you!" Spongebob says: "The only thing YOU'RE better at is being a hypocrite and a louse! It's no WONDER Marlene STOPPED loving you!" Skipper says: "You take that BACK or I will--!!" But Skipper doesn't FINISH his thought because for some inexplicable reason, lightning STRIKES Spongebob, knocking him unconscious! Skipper worriedly says: "Uh-oh!" Darwin says: "What do you mean by that?" Skipper nervously says: "I nearly forgot, but back in Australia, during one of my Confessionals, I wished for Spongebob to be struck by lightning! I didn't think it would actually happen; otherwise I never would've WISHED for it!" Stanley nervously asks: "Is he going to be all right?" Eliza says: "We're going to make SURE he's all right!" Darwin says: "But while we're doing THAT, why don't you rock out to the number six tune on our countdown?" Eliza says: "From the Great Britain episode, here's another tune by Team Retro!" 6. Genre: Dance Pop. Sub-Genre: Paula Abdul. Song: "Opposites Attract!" Sung by: Team Retro! / Captain Retro: “I'm Captain Retro on the rap, so mic it, here's a little story and you're sure to like it! Swift and sly, and I'm playing it cool with my home girl, Marlene Otter!” Marlene: “Baby seems we never ever agree, you like the movies and I like TV.” Captain Retro: “I take things serious and you take them light.” Marlene: “I go to bed early.” Captain Retro: “And I party all night!” Marlene: “Our friends are saying we ain't gonna last. Cause I move slowly.” Captain Retro: “And baby I'm fast!” Marlene: “I like it quiet.” Captain Retro: “And I love to shout!” Marlene and Captain Retro: “But when we get together, it just all works out!” Marlene: “I take two steps forward.” Captain Retro: “I take two steps back.” Marlene: “We come together cause opposites attract. And you know, it ain't fiction, just a natural fact!” Captain Retro: “We come together cause opposites attract!” Tigress: “Who'd have thought we could be lovers?” Po: “She makes the bed.” Tigress: “And he steals the covers.” Po: “She likes it neat.” Tigress: “And he makes a mess.” Po: “I take it easy.” Tigress: “Baby; I get obsessed!” Po: “She's got the money.” Tigress: “And he's always broke! I don't like laughing.” Po: “Baby I like to joke!” Tigress: “Things in common, there just ain't one.” Po: “But when we get together, we have nothing but fun!” Tigress: “I take two steps forward, two steps back. We come together cause opposites attract. And you know, it ain't fiction, just a natural fact.” Po: “We come together cause opposites attract!” Tigress: “You know it baby, baby!” Rocko: “Nothing in common but this trust, I'm like a minus, she's like a plus. One going up, one coming down but we seem to land on common ground. When things go wrong we make corrections to keep things moving in the right direction. Try to fight it but I'm telling you, it's useless, opposites attract!” Reggie: “Baby ain't it something how we lasted this long? You and me proving everyone wrong! Don't think we'll ever get our differences patched.” Rocko: “Don't really matter cause we're perfectly matched! I take two steps forward, I take two steps back.” Reggie: “We come together cause opposites attract. And you know, it ain't fiction, just a natural fact. We come together cause opposites attract!” Wally: “Two steps forward, two steps back.” Captain Retro and Marlene: “We come together cause opposites attract. And you know, it ain't fiction, just a natural fact. We come together cause opposites attract!” Team Retro: “Two steps forward, two steps back.” Tigress and Po: “We come together cause opposites attract. It ain't fiction, you know it's a fact! We come together cause opposites attract!” Stimpy: “Two steps forward, two steps back. Two steps back cause opposites attract!” Rocko and Reggie: “We come together, we go together. Opposites, I said, Opposites attract!” Loud applause is heard and Darwin says: "Thank you for your applause! We've checked Spongebob out, and he is fine, but he's still sleeping off his electrical encounter at the moment." Skipper moans in shame and says: "I can't believe I DID this! CURSE you laws of irony! I want to do something to make it up to him! Isn't there ANYTHING I can do?!" Eliza says: "Well, there IS something you can do for ME, and for a TRUE, loyal fan who is there for us no matter what!" Skipper asks: "Which fan is that?!" Darwin says: "Doesn't matter. However, if you PROMISE to go back onto Total Cartoon Global Cruise as a contestant and play on Spongebob's behalf, and also PROMISE not to do anything else crazy in concerns with Marlene or Captain Retro, I think we can let you back on as a contestant." Skipper says: "But I thought Sniz didn't WANT any more returning contestants this season!" Eliza says: "Don't worry. We'll make him change his mind. Just give us a couple of episodes, and we'll get you back." Skipper says: "Thank you! I just got to make things right between me and Spongebob!" Darwin says: "While we prepare to make a case for Sniz on Skipper's behalf, why don't YOU enjoy the next hit song?!" Eliza says: "This song was the song that Captain Retro used to introduce himself, all the way back in the Total Cartoon Action re-union special!" Darwin says: "This song is dedicated to the awesomeness that was, and always will be, Prince the singer/musician!" 5. Genre: New Wave. Sub-genre: Funk Rock (Prince, the musician). Song: “Let's Go Crazy.” Sung by: Captain Retro and Fondue. / Captain Retro: "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called 'life.' Electric word, life, that means forever and that's a mighty long time. But I'm here to tell you, there's something else; the After World. A world of NEVER ending happiness, you can ALWAYS see the sun, day or night! So when you call up that shrink in Beverly Hills, you know the one, Dr. Everything Will Be Alright, instead of asking him how much of your time is left; ask him how much of your MIND, baby! Cause in THIS life, things are MUCH harder than in the After World; in this life, you're on your OWN! And if the elevator tries to bring you down, go CRAZY! Punch a higher floor! Woo! (Instrumental Solo) If you don't like, the world you're living in, take a look around, at least you got friends! You see I called my old lady, for a friendly word, she picked up the phone, dropped it on the floor! Ah's, ah's is all I heard! Are we gonna let the elevator bring us down? Oh, no lets go! Let's go crazy, let's get nuts, Let's look for the purple banana until they put us in the truck, let's go! Oh! We're all excited, but we don't know why. Maybe it's cause--" Fondue interrupts: "We're all gonna die." Captain Retro: "When we do, what's it all for? You better live now!" Fondue interjects: "Before the Grim Reaper come knocking on your door." Captain Retro: "Tell me, are we gonna let the elevator bring us down? Oh, no let's go! Let's go crazy! Let's get nuts! Look for the purple banana until they put us in the truck! Come on baby, let's get nuts! Yeah! Crazy! (Instrumental solo) Let's go crazy! (Instrumental solo continues) Are we gonna let the elevator bring us down? Oh, no let's go! Go, Go, crazy! I said let's go crazy, crazy; let's go, let's go! Go, let's go! Dr. Everything Will-Be-Alright, will make everything go wrong. Pills and thrills and daffodils will kill; hang tough children! He's coming, he's coming, coming. (Instrumental finish) Take me away!" The audience applauds loudly and Eliza says: "Thank you, for your loud, enthusiastic applause." Darwin says: "Good news, Spongebob is waking up!" Spongebob stirs, and wearily asks: "Where am I? Who am I? Who are you?" Eliza groans and says: "Oh no! Spongebob can't remember anything!" Skipper asks: "Not even what I did to him earlier this season?" Darwin says: "I don't think so." Haggis groans and says: "Oh man! Spongebob did NOT need this kind of setback!" Treeflower says: "This is worse than the time I had a setback this season, when my pregnancy forced me to abandon my quest for trying to win this season." Oonski says: "By the way, I noticed you're all nice and slender again. Why is that?" Treeflower says: "Oh, I gave birth to two healthy beaver babies off-screen. Norbert and Daggett already know all about it. You see, we're hoping to save this excitement for our planned series, The Angry Beavers: Re-Spooted!" Sanjay asks: "Is THAT going to be a REAL thing?!" Treeflower says: "Especially if enough PEOPLE send in fan-letters to Mitch Schauer demanding it! Definitely as REAL as the fact that YOUR show has probably just been cancelled!" Craig says: "Oh, man! And just when we FINALLY got Ronnie Slithers into our family fold!" Sway-Sway says: "Well, that's what fan-fiction is for." Eliza says: "Well, we got to make sure Spongebob goes someplace where he can recover from his setback properly." Darwin says: "But while we do that, why don't you enjoy the NEXT hit song on our countdown?!" Eliza says: "From the Japanese episode, give it up for this Peter Gabriel themed hit song!" 4. Genre: Dance Rock. Sub-genre: Peter Gabriel. Song: “Sledgehammer!” Sung by: Captain Retro and Marlene. / Captain Retro: "Hey you, do you wanna do a job? You could have a steam train, if you'd just lay down your tracks. You could have an airplane flying, if you bring your blue sky back. All you do is call me, I'll be anything you need! You could have a big dipper, going up and down, all around the bends! You could have a bumper car, bumping! This amusement never ends! I wanna be your sledgehammer! Why don't you call my name? Ha, ow! Let me be your sledgehammer! This will be my testimony, yeah!" Marlene: "Yeah!" Captain Retro: "Show me round your fruit cage, cause I will be your honey bee! Open up your fruit cage, where the fruit is as sweet as can be! I wanna be, your sledgehammer! Why don't you call my name? Yeah! You'd better call the sledgehammer! Put your mind at rest I'm gonna be, the sledgehammer! This can be my testimony! Yeah! I'm your sledgehammer! Let there be no doubt about it! Sledge! Sledge! Your Sledgehammer!" (Instrumental solo, Norbert and Daggett dance together to the tune of Japanese Oriental music while the words Nintendo Presents Total Cartoon Global Cruise Super Happy Super Yummy Super Shiny Awesome Gummy Snacks! flashes on the screen in bright, bold green titles, and the gummy snacks float around as well!) Captain Retro: "I get in lane! I've kicked the habit!" Marlene: "Kicked the habit, kicked the habit!" Captain Retro: "Shed my skin!" (Craig sheds his skin) Marlene: "Shed my skin!" Captain Retro: "This is the new stuff!" Marlene: "This is the new stuff!" Captain Retro: "I go dancing in!" Marlene: "We go dancing in!" Captain Retro: "Oh, won't you show for me?" Marlene: "Show for me!" Captain Retro: "I will show for you!" Marlene: "Show for you!" Captain Retro: "Me! Show for me!" Marlene: "Show for me!" Captain Retro: "Huh, I will show for you! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! I do mean you!" Marlene: "Show for me!" Captain Retro: "Only you! You've been coming through!" Marlene: "Show for you!" Captain Retro: "I'm gonna build that power, build, build up that power!" Marlene: "Show for me!" Captain Retro: "Oh, I've been feeding the rhythm, huh! I've been feeding the rhythm!" Marlene: "Show for you!" Captain Retro: "Gonna feel that power, build in you!" Marlene: "Show for me!" Captain Retro: "Come on, come on, help me do! Come on, come on, help me do!" Marlene: "Show for you!" Captain Retro: "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you!" Marlene: "Show for me!" Captain Retro: "I've been feeding the rhythm, I've been feeding the rhythm!" Marlene: "Show for you!" Captain Retro: "It's what we're doing, doing all day and night!" Marlene: "Show for me!" Captain Retro: "Come on, come on, help me do! Come on, come on, help me do!" Marlene: "Show for you!" Captain Retro: "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you!" The audience applauds loudly as Darwin says: "Thank you for your applause." Eliza says: "Spongebob is recuperating in a special place where he can recover properly." Darwin says: "This has been ONE crazy Performance Review, so far, hasn't it?" Eliza says: "It sure has! So Skipper, until we can make your case to Sniz, who are you rooting for to win?" Skipper says: "I'm probably going to sound crazy for saying this, but I still want Marlene to win! I STILL think she can do it." Darwin says: "Thank you. Please take a seat for now." Skipper takes a seat next to King Julien. King Julien says: "Glad to FINALLY have my best buddy here with me again!" Skipper, still feeling guilty for what happened to Spongebob, just mopes. Skipper says: "I don't want to talk about it." Eliza says: "We have two more guests to interview!" Darwin says: "They came onto the show together, and they ended up LEAVING the show together!" Eliza says: "But they played VERY different games!" Darwin says: "HE played a friendly, social game with REAL friends!" Eliza says: "She played a conniving, controlling game with a so-called Magic Alliance that wasn't REALLY magic!" Darwin says: "Give it up for Larry and Blonda!" Larry walks in, pushing Blonda forward on a wheel-chair! Eliza gasps and asks: "Blonda, what happened to you?!" Blonda tries to shrug it off and fake-laughs. Blonda haltingly says: "Nothing of major importance!" Larry says: "Who are you trying to kid?! There's footage of it!" Darwin says: "He's right! We've got the play-back footage right here!" And Darwin turns on the monitor, and it shows previously unseen footage. On the monitor, Larry and Blonda are falling in the sky from their very RECENT elimination, with Blonda STILL screaming: "You MOTHER!!!!" But Larry opens up his parachute and floats down to the ground, but Blonda ends up FALLING through the roof of a Chinese house! Blonda rolls her eyes and begrudgingly says: "It's bad enough I have to be HERE again, but you didn't HAVE to play that HUMILIATING piece of play-back footage!" Eliza says: "Well, it serves you right, I should think. Not just for constantly berating me, but for all the HORRID stuff YOU did as a contestant in the game!" Blonda seems shocked and asked: "How is what I did any WORSE than anything that Skipper and Bulma have done?!" Skipper scoffs and says: "That's NOT the issue! I thought we were in an alliance, and you TURN on me in order to save your OWN hide! That is NOT cool!" Blonda says: "I'm SORRY if MY methods of playing the game were too 'complex' for your feeble, little penguin mind to comprehend, but I was playing at a higher, BETTER level than YOU were! If you were DESTINED to outlast ME, you would've!" Darwin asks: "But don't you feel the LEAST bit bad about ANY of the things you did?!" Blonda scoffs and says: "Like I CARE about THOSE saps! If I WANTED to care about any of them, I WOULD!" Eliza says: "You know, this interview ISN'T going to end unless you admit some wrong-doing!" Blonda scoffs and says: "Good luck with that! Blonda Martin is NEVER wrong!" Darwin says: "Well, while we continue to coax something out of Blonda, why don't YOU listen to the next song on our list?!" Larry says: "You COULD just interview me!" Eliza says: "And RUIN Blonda's chance at SOME kind of redemption?!" Blonda says: "You're not going to get it!" Darwin says: "Oh, we'll get SOMETHING all right! We'll get something!" 3. Genre: R&B. Sub-Genre: Dance Pop. Song: "Escapade!" Sung by: Rocko and Reggie! (Instrumental opening) Reggie: "As I was walking by, saw you standing there with a smile!" Rocko: "Looking shy, you caught my eye, thought you'd want to hang for a while!" Reggie: "Well I'd like to be with you." Rocko: "And you know it's Friday to!" Reggie: "I hope you can find the time this weekend to relax and unwind! My mind's tired, I've worked so hard all week! (All week!)" Rocko: "Cashed my check, I'm ready to go! I promise you, I'll show you such a good time! Come on baby, let's get away! Let's save our troubles for another day! Come go with me, we've got it made! Let me take you on an escapade!" Reggie: "On an escapade, let's go! Escapade." Rocko: "We'll have a good time." Reggie: "Escapade." Rocko: "Leave your worries behind." Reggie: "Escapade." Rocko: "Where you can be mine." Reggie: "Escapade." Rocko: "An escapade." Reggie: "So don't hold back, just have a good time. Yeah, yeah!" Rocko: "We'll make the rules up as we go along." Reggie: "And break them all if we're not having fun!" Rocko: "Come on baby, let's get away. Let's save our troubles for another day. Come go with me, we've got it made! Let me take you on an escapade!" Reggie: "On an escapade! Come on baby, let's get away! Let's save our troubles for another day. Come go with me, we've got it made! Let me take you on an escapade! Let's go!" Rocko: "It's really happening!" Reggie: "Come on! Escapade." Rocko: "We'll have a good time." Reggie: "Escapade." Rocko: "Leave your worries behind." Reggie: "Escapade." Rocko: "Where you can be mine." Reggie: "Escapade." Rocko: "An escapade!" Reggie: "My mind's tired, my mind's tired; I've worked so..." Rocko: "Worked so hard all week!" Reggie: "I just got paid, we've got it made, we're ready to go." Rocko: "I promise you, I'll show you such a good time! Come on baby, let's get away!" Reggie: "Get away!" Rocko: "Let's save our troubles for another day!" Reggie: "Another day!" Rocko: "Come go with me, we've got it made!" Reggie: "We've got it made!" Rocko: "Let me take you on an escapade!" Reggie: "On an escapade!" Rocko: "Come on baby, let's get away. Let's save our troubles for another day! Come go with me, we've got it made! Let me take you on an escapade!" Reggie: "Let's go!" Rocko: "Come on baby, let's get away. Let's save our troubles for another day. Come go with me, we've got it made! Let me take you on an escapade." Reggie: "On an escapade, baby!" The audience applauds loudly and Eliza says: "Thank you for your wonderful applause! We really appreciate it!" Darwin asks: "What about Heffer? You said he was an audience favorite, and you cried during his departure. Did you really mean your tears?" Blonda groans and says: "FINE! I was a LITTLE sad that Heffer was leaving the game!" Wanda appears and says: "Did you hear that?! My sister was ACTUALLY sad! We're making PROGRESS!!!!" Blonda groans and asks: "Does she HAVE to be here?!" Eliza says: "Actually, yes she is. She's contractually BOUND to appear on this show." Wanda asks: "So, did my sister LEARN anything from her time as a contestant on the show?" Blonda says: "Mainly one thing; NEVER try to form an alliance against Bulma Briefs, because she will beat you AND every member of your alliance EVERY time!" Wanda asks: "I meant, did you LEARN anything that helped you become better?" Blonda gasps in shock and asks: "Look at ME!!!! Does it LOOK like I have become BETTER?! It's going to take me AGES to heal without magic!" Wanda asks: "So does that make you feel some humility NOW? Are you a little more humbled?!" Blonda says: "NOTHING, could be a more humbling experience than THIS was!" Wanda says: "Than your time as a contestant was a success!" (Confessional) Blonda says: "Wanda is DELUDED to think that I'm going to take THIS defeat lying down! I am performing a complex, magic ritual, that will resurrect the most FEARED Power Rangers villain of all time! He will help me STRIKE down ALL those fools who helped to engineer my elimination, and I will get my REVENGE, as I will THREATEN to kill ALL the contestants unless I am GIVEN the $44.44 million! I WILL get the last laugh; all it will take is just a couple more eliminations, and my plan WILL come to fruition!" (End Confessional) Larry asks: "Can I get interviewed now?" Darwin says: "Almost! We're going to play another song before we get to you." Eliza says: "This song comes from the Mount Everest episode!" Angelica groans and says: "Great! It's going to be that OTHER Heart song!" Darwin says: "Actually, no it's not." Lil asks: "Why would you NOT want it to be a Heart song." Angelica says: "HELLO! In the BRAZIL episode, AND in the Mount Everest episode, a song originally performed BY Heart was played right before something BAD happened to ME!" Otto says: "You're not going to blame Heart for something they had absolutely nothing to DO with?!" Angelica angrily says: "Of COURSE I can! If it weren't for the songs THEY played, I would STILL be a contestant and I would STILL be winning! I am the most POPULAR Nicktoon EVER, so I should BE--!!" (POOF!!!!) And Wanda magically transfers Blonda's injuries and bandaged body, onto Angelica, so that her mouth is taped shut again! Blonda gets up, healed and says: "FINALLY!!!! SOMEONE shut her up!" Angelica, muffled, angrily tries to say: "MM!!!! MM!!!!" Wanda says: "No problem! I'd rather listen to YOU, than to HER, any day of the week!" Otto says: "Wow! Angelica was right! Every time a Heart song is played in an episode this season, something bad DOES happen to Angelica later on in that episode!" Eliza says: "Anyways, the song we're going to play is one originally sung by Stevie Wonder, but made big by the Red Hot Chili Peppers!" Darwin says: "We hope you enjoy this rocking, retro hit song selection!" 2. Genre: Funk Metal. Sub-Genre: Red Hot Chili Peppers. Song: "Higher Ground." Sung by: Team Retro and most of Team Adversity! / (Drum and Guitar Intro!) Captain Retro: "People, keep on learning!" Skipper: "Soldiers keep on warring!" Marlene: "World keep on turning cause it won't be too long!" Suzie: "Powers keep on lying!" Tigress: "While your people, keep on dying!" Reggie: "World keep on turning cause it won't be too long!" Captain Retro: "I'm so darn glad they let me try again, cause my last time on Earth I lived a whole world of sin! I'm so glad that I know more than I knew then!" Rocko: "Gonna keep on trying till I reach the highest ground!" Po: "Teachers keep on teaching!" King Julien: "Preachers keep on preaching!" Stimpy: "World keep on turning cause it won't be too long! Oh, no." Globitha: "Lovers keep on loving!" Dog: "While believers keep on believing!" Daggett: "Sleepers just stop sleeping!" Norbert: "'Cause it won't be too long!!!! Oh, no!" Returning contestants from season one and two: "I'm so darn glad they let me try again, cause my last time around, I lived a whole world of sin! I'm so glad that we know more than we knew then! Gonna keep on trying till I reach the highest ground!" Marlene: "And Captain knows nobody's gonna bring me down!" Team Retro: "Till we reach the highest ground!" Captain Retro: "Cause me and Marlene, we're gonna be sailing on the funky sound!" Team Adversity: "Till we reach the highest ground!" Sanjay: "Busting out and I'll break you out, cause I'm sailing on." Team Retro: "Till we reach the highest ground!" Spongebob: "Just sailing on, sailing on the higher ground!" Both Teams: "Till we reach the highest ground!!!!" (Guitar and drum solo plays until both teams reach the first base camp!!!!) And the epic song ends! / The audience applauds loudly and Eliza says: "Thank you for your wonderful support!" Darwin asks: "So Larry, why do you think YOUR game went off the rails this season?" Larry says: "Because I made the mistake of thinking that Zarbon could be completely trustworthy! He KNEW that I was a lobster of my word, and he took advantage of that! That's why he made me cheat for him! He knew that I wouldn't say 'no' after promising him a favor!" Eliza says: "I'm so sorry that happened to you." Larry says: "I'm not. If anything, I learned something from that." Darwin asks: "What is that?" Larry answers: "Sometimes, you should NOT keep your word if there is a very good reason for doing so; such as being asked to do something unethical for someone else." Eliza says: "Thank you for that. Is there anyone that you're rooting for to win?" Larry answers: "It has to be Patrick. He's the only representative from Spongebob Squarepants left!" Blonda says: "Not that any of YOU care, but I'm rooting for Reggie Rocket to win! I plan on ENJOYING her wipe the floor with the other contestants!" Darwin says: "Thank you for your interviews! And now, it's the moment you've all been waiting for!" Eliza says: "The number one song on this countdown, and biggest hit sung by Team Retro, this one comes from the Bangkok episode!" Darwin says: "It's a chiller, THRILLER night!!!!" 1. Genre: Michael Jackson. Sub-Genre: (Horror) Disco. Song: "Thriller!" Sung by: Team Retro, Otto, Patrick, Spongebob, most of Team S.R.R.R.C., and Springtrap!!!! / (Wolf howls!!!! Music begins playing!!!!) Dudley: "It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark!" Captain Retro: "Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart!" Stimpy: "You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it!" Spongebob: "You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes!" (Spongebob gets caught!) Patrick: "You're paralyzed!" Dudley: "You hear the door slam! And realize there's nowhere left to run!" Nobert: "You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun!" Daggett: "You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination!" Tigress: "But all the while you hear the creature creeping up behind!" Bulma, to Zarbon: "You're out of time!" Dudley: "They're out to get you, there's demons closing in on every side!!!!" (Keswick screams, as HE is caught!) Sanjay to Robot: "They will possess you, unless you change the number on your dial!" Globitha: "Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together!" Robot: "All thru the night, I'll save you from the terrors on the screen, I'll make you see!!!!" What remains of Team S.R.R.R.C. is walking through the main eating establishment, unaware that zombies are EMERGING out of their hiding places underneath tables, and out of hidden holes in the walls. Dudley: "I'm going to thrill you tonight!" Springtrap (Ted Levine) raps: "Darkness falls across the land, the midnight hour is close at hand. Creatures crawl in search of blood, to terrorize your neighborhood! And whosoever shall be found, without the soul for getting down. Must stand and face the hounds of HELL!!!! And rot inside a corpse's shell!" / The zombies begin to eerily and creepily walk through the pizzeria, eventually converging onto the remainder of Team S.R.R.R.C. in the enclosed courtyard. / Patrick: "Night creatures call, and the dead start to walk in their masquerade." General Barracuda: "There's no escaping the jaws of the alien this time!" Zarbon: "They're open wide!" General Barracuda: "This is the end of your life!" (Patrick gets caught!) Dudley: "Thriller!!!! Thriller! Thrill tonight! Thriller, thrill tonight! Thriller! Thriller! Thriller, thrill tonight; thrill tonight!!!!" Springtrap (Ted Levine) raps: "The foulest stench is in the air, the funk of forty thousand years! And grizzly ghouls from every tomb, are closing in to seal your doom! And though you fight to stay alive, your body starts to shiver! For no mere mortal can resist, the evil of the Thriller!!!!" / The song briefly cuts out, as the zombies of the non-living enclose upon the remaining members of Team S.R.R.R.C. Bulma gets more and more horrified by this, but then she turns around, and sees DUDLEY has turned into a zombie TO!!!! Suddenly, the song music picks up again, as Dudley begins to LEAD the zombie villains in a VERY elaborate zombie dance! Shifting their legs, clapping, shaking their heads, moving their arms, moving forward, moving backward, moving from one side to another! Dudley turns around, and reverts back to normal! Dudley sings: "'Cause this is thriller, thriller night! And no one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike! You know it's thriller, thriller night! You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller--thriller, thriller night; there ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes, girl! You know it's thriller, thriller night! You're fighting to survive inside a killer, thriller--thriller, thriller night; 'cause I can thrill you more than any ghoul could ever dare to try! Girl, this is thriller; (Whoo Hoo!) Thriller night!" Captain Retro to Marlene: "So let me hold you tight and share a killer, diller, chiller, Thriller here tonight!!!!" Dudley: "Cause it's a thriller, thriller night. 'Cause I can thrill you more than any ghost would ever dare to try! Thriller! WHOO HOO! Thriller night! So let me hold you tight and share a killer, THRILLER!!!! OOH!!!!" The audience applauds loudly as Eliza says: "Thank you for joining us for our Performance Review! We had a wonderful time!" Darwin says: "Join us in another eight episodes, when we will be at a SPECIAL location, celebrating our 100th episode SPECTACULAR extravaganza!" Eliza says: "Don't miss a minute of our epic party, and keep watching new episodes of Total Cartoon Global Cruise!" Blonda says: "I STILL think Mila Kunis could do it better!" / Episode Notes: First time that no new songs were played in this episode, but with 12 songs total, this episode takes the record for most songs played in an episode. Due to his guilt for wishing for Spongebob to be struck by lightning, Skipper asks Darwin and Eliza to make a case for Skipper to get brought back on as a contestant for "Total Cartoon Global Cruise." Whether he is or not, remains to be seen. / Personal Notes: The thing that Angelica noticed, that a song performed by the band Heart was ALWAYS played before something BAD happened to her this season, is something that I didn't even PLAN intentionally! This season, my main goal (besides coming up with a season that people would HOPEFULLY enjoy) was to have songs played that I personally enjoyed. It wasn't until AFTER the fact that I eliminated Angelica Pickles twice this season, that I REALIZED that in BOTH of her elimination episodes, a song originally performed by Heart was played, and it was ALWAYS before something BAD happened to Angelica! So I decided to fit that theme into THIS episode, by having ONE of those Heart songs played again! And sure enough, because Angelica was being too loud, mouthy, and rude, something BAD did indeed happen to Angelica again; she got STUCK with Blonda's injuries! And who knows about Skipper? He MAY make ONE final return this season, only time will tell. That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel the Wolfgirl Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Awesome bro! I really enjoyed the performance of "Higher Ground". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverGreen Posted August 5, 2016 Author Share Posted August 5, 2016 On 7/29/2016 at 8:29 PM, Renegade the Unicorn said: Awesome bro! I really enjoyed the performance of "Higher Ground". Thank you, and now it's time for the next epic installment of "Total Cartoon Global Cruise!" / Sniz is in his hot tub and he says: “Last time on Total Cartoon Global Cruise, we went to the great country of China, in order to run on the Great Wall of China. Despite being without an alliance, Blonda was determined to carry on her game. And who should she seek out except for our own General Barracuda?! That's right, General Barracuda became a repeat offender in forming an illegal alliance with a contestant! However, Bulma Briefs eventually deduced that General Barracuda was HELPING Blonda cheat, and Bulma RATTED Blonda out for it! And Blonda wasn't the only one cheating. Feeling like he needed to avenge Spongebob, Larry agreed to help Zarbon during the eating competition. But Bulma also deduced that Larry was HELPING Zarbon cheat, and Bulma RATTED Larry out for it! In the end, Team Retro achieved a pretty flawless record, by NEVER having a single last place finish, and Team TUFF also managed to share First place accolades with Team Retro. At the elimination ceremony, I decided to help make things more 'efficient' by getting rid of BOTH Blonda AND Larry! However, Blonda said something troubling about Anti-Timmy STILL being on the plane! Is he about to rear his ugly head again? In any case, we are now we are down to 20 contestants, and all bets are about to be off! Because as of this episode, the teams will FINALLY be disbanded, so it will be every contestant for him or herself! It's going to get wild and crazy, kids, on a brand new episode of Total Cartoon Global Cruise! Africa, prepare yourself for our arrival!” / Instead of the usual show opening, a music video montage of scenes, places, and people from Africa are seen, while the band, Toto, sings their hit song “Africa.” / Genre: Soft Rock. Sub-genre: Toto (the band). Song: “Africa.” Sung by: Toto (the band). “I hear the drums echoing tonight, but she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation. She's coming in, twelve-thirty flight, the moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation. I stopped an old man along the way, hoping to find some old forgotten words or ancient melodies. He turned to me as if to say; Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you. It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you. There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do. I bless the rains down in Africa. Gonna take some time to do the things we never had. The wild dogs cry out in the night as they grow restless, longing for some solitary company. I know that I must do what's right as sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti. I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've become. It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you. There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do. I bless the rains down in Africa. Gonna take some time to do the things we never had. (Instrumental break). Hurry boy, she's waiting there for you. It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you. There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do. I bless the rains down in Africa, I bless the rains down in Africa. I bless the rain. I bless the rains down in Africa, I bless the rain. I bless the rains down in Africa, I bless the rains down in Africa. Gonna take some time to do the things we never had.” (Instrumental solo until the song ends). / “Conned In the Congo.” The plane is once again in transit. Both Team Retro and Team TUFF are relaxing in First Class Quarters. Po, particularly, is really happy because he is having a GREAT dream. And thanks to the magical abilities of the Fairy Godparents, we are able to see it! In Po's dream, Po is completely NAKED as he is busy devouring popcorn and cotton candy, all the while being held by three balloons which are helping him float. Then all of a sudden, a dark cloud falls over Po's sweet-filled paradise, as Taotie appears in an old-fashioned World War I plane. And Taotie throws a GIANT Licorice stick at Po's balloons, and pops one of them! Po shouts: “Hey! You CAN'T use licorice sticks for EVIL!” But not only does Taotie NOT seem to hear Po's statement, Taotie doesn't even CARE, as he throws another Giant Licorice stick at Po's balloons and pops another one! Po shouts: “STOP! You DON'T want to DO this!” But Taotie laughs cruelly and sadistically as he throws one last Giant Licorice stick at Po's balloon and pops it! Po starts falling through the dream filled sky, screaming! This wakes Po up as he FINDS himself ACTUALLY falling through the sky, screaming, along with all the OTHER contestants still in the game! Tigress wakes up and asks: “Why are you SCREAMING?!” Po screams: “Because we're going to DIE!!!!” Marlene panics and asks: “How could THIS happen?!” Captain Retro panics and admits: “I don't know! I never actually EXPECTED to get THIS far in the game, and now, my ability to see multiple futures isn't functioning normally!” Marlene asks: “How is THAT possible?” Captain Retro panics and admits: “I don't know! The only explanation is that some dark, mysterious, malevolent force is suppressing my ability! Otherwise, I'd be able to see multiple futures more clearly!” Daggett scoffs as he says: “You picked a FINE time to have one of your abilities go on the fritz!” Captain Retro rhetorically asks: “Do you think I WANTED this to happen because, spoiler alert, I didn't!” Norbert worriedly says: “Why does THAT matter, we're STILL going to DIE!!!!” But suddenly, a big pool of rushing water appears below, them, and every single contestant manages to land safely in the rushing water! Stimpy laughs and says: “We're alive! We're actually alive!” Taotie says: “We looked into the face of death, and we LAUGHED!!!!” Bulma's eyes open big and she says: “I'm not sure you'll be laughing about THAT!!!!” And everyone sees the giant waterfall ahead! Dudley quickly assesses the situation and says: “Quickly everyone, swim to the shore!” Suzie asks: “Who DIED and made YOU the decision planner?!” Dudley rhetorically asks: “Do you really want a debate NOW?! Just SWIM!!!!” The contestants begin to do so, only to find that they seem to be hand-cuffed in pairs! Chameleon asks: “Dudley, how did we get hand-cuffed?!” Dudley says: “Someone must have hand-cuffed us when we were asleep!” Reggie says: “Rocko, we're hand-cuffed to!” Rocko says: “Everyone seems to be hand-cuffed to someone!” Randolph asks: “How are we going to get out of this one?!” Captain Retro says: “Everyone, make their way to me, and grab a hold!” Marlene reaches underwater, and Captain Retro blushes! Captain Retro says: “Not THERE!!!!” The contestants form a circle around Captain Retro, and Captain Retro says: “Sorry about having to do this Marlene!” Captain Retro, hand-cuffed to Marlene, throws his arms forward, jostling Marlene with him, and Captain Retro shouts: “Kamehameha!!!!” And Captain Retro BLASTS the contestants backwards, straight into the shore! Patrick says: “Next time, before you do that, a little warning would REALLY be appreciated!” Dog looks around, and sees a big, bushy jungle. Dog asks: “Where ARE we?!” Wally says: “Wherever HERE is, it definitely isn't the Ritz!” Marlene analyzes her surroundings and says: “Judging by the warm humidity, tropical climate, and indigenous plant life, we are DEFINITELY in a jungle.” Bulma says: “So, that could be Asia, Africa, South America, Australia--.” Marlene says: “Slow down! You just listed four of the EIGHT continents!” Bulma says: “HELLO!!!! There are only SEVEN continents!” Marlene says: “I COUNT Atlantis! Trust me, if you had the access to secret intelligence files like I do, YOU would count it to!” A box suddenly drops from the sky, and the box opens upon landing on the ground! The box opens to reveal ten paintball guns, and a holographic image of Sniz. The image of Sniz says: “Greetings, contestants! Sorry for the unusual awakening method, but we thought that we would EXCITE you today!” Zarbon rolls his eyes and says: “Every single DAY is exciting with you! That doesn't mean you have to go and try to KILL us!” Sniz says: “Believe me, we would NEVER try to kill anyone! The worst that could happen is that you would get maimed or seriously injured like Angelica did!” Reggie sighs and says: “Come on, do you HAVE to keep dragging Angelica through the mud like that?” Sniz says: “She can't complain if she's not here. And to answer where you are, you are on the continent of Africa. Specifically, in the jungles of the Congo. And as you noticed, you have been hand-cuffed together in a random decision pattern by General Barracuda!” Taotie gasps in shock and asks: “RANDOM?!!! You hand-cuffed ME with TIGRESS!!!!” Tigress looks and sees that Taotie is right! Tigress says: “I thought I was hand-cuffed with Po!” Sniz says: “IF you were still members of a team, that might be the case. But, you're not! That's because as of right now, all three teams are dissolved! We are now in the merged portion of this season, its every contestant, for him or herself. Any contestant can now be eliminated regardless of what team they came from. The only way to guarantee safety for yourself, is by winning immunity challenges. By doing this, you will not only be safe from a vote-off, you will also guarantee safety for someone else that you see fit to keep safe. Not only that, BOTH contestants will be able to relax in the V.I.P Lounge with me after winning immunity. And while the teams are technically no more, depending on which team you were on when you win a solo immunity challenge, your team will get to seat in the First Class section of the plane if you win!” Wally says: “Cool! I'm going to try to win a LOT of challenges then, so my whole team can relax!” Sniz says: “Now, it's time to find out how to prevail in today's challenge. You have all been hand-cuffed in pairs of two. Each duo will have to work together in order to win immunity today! You'll have to cross the river, trek through the jungle, and find the hollow diamonds that contain the key to your freedom!” Chameleon sarcastically says: “And HERE'S where the catch comes in!” Sniz smiles as he says: “You know us SO well! This challenge wouldn't be as thrilling without an obstacle to avoid. And thanks to the information supplied to us by RECENTLY eliminated Blonda, we FOUND him!” Marlene yells in EXTREME worry and screams: “Oh NO!!!! You DIDN'T!!!!” General Barracuda wheels forward a heavily armored crate, with something REALLY dangerous inside! Sniz says: “That's right! Found on our plane, and having physically deteriorated into a REAL monstrosity, say hello to Anti-Timmy!!!! General Barracuda unlocks the crate, and Anti-Timmy leaps out, bound to a chain! Only now, the appearance of Anti-Timmy looks even WORSE than it did before; as Anti-Timmy has lost his shoes, his hat, most of his hair has fallen off, his skin is ALL green, warty, and wrinkly, his eyes look CRAZED and maniacal, his feet and hands look like CLAWS, and his ears are all pointy and disease ridden! Reggie screams: “Cancel him! Cancel him, cancel him, cancel him, cancel him!!!! Oh, for the LOVE of all things good and holy, CANCEL HIM!!!!” Marlene frowns and she asks: “We're...not even TRYING to be subtle about how much The Fairly Oddparents needs to be canceled anymore, are we?!” Sniz seriously says: “Honestly, no. Seriously, it's THIS bad!!!!” Anti-Timmy suddenly speaks in a raspy voice and says: “PRECIOUS!!!! My PRECIOUS!!!!” Marlene is taken aback and says: “Well, at least he can talk again...sort of.” Anti-Timmy gasps and says: “You must have the PRECIOUS!!!! We must POSSESS it!!!!” Chameleon asks: “Precious? What is he talking about?” Dudley says: “I'd make a joke about how 'precious' is a metaphor for how The Fairly Oddparents has lost the point they USED to have as being a good show on TV, and in order to be a good show again, The Fairly Oddparents NEEDS to have a point again...but upon seeing Anti-Timmy right here, I think the joke is pretty self-explanatory.” Sniz says: “You will need to be on guard against Anti-Timmy. Seeing as how General Barracuda has been BAD recently, he will stay on the ground WITH you to ensure that NONE of you are physically hurt by Anti-Timmy!” Marlene rolls her eyes and sarcastically says: “Thank you! I feel SO much better!” Sniz says: “You will use the paint guns we have provided for you as a form of self-protection against Anti-Timmy. The duo that bags and tags Anti-Timmy, earns their freedom, and gets to our plane on the other side of this jungle, will win immunity for the two of them! So, there's lots of incentive for winning this challenge!” Wally says: “Not that we need much of one, seeing as how there's a $44.44 million jackpot at the end of the road!” Sniz says: “Oh, and be careful of the leeches that MIGHT be inhabiting the river you were just in!” Po panics and says: “Leeches?!!!” And everyone panics as they search through their clothes (the contestants who WEAR clothes anyways) in order to see if there are any leeches on them! Zarbon turns Bulma away from the camera and asks: “Is there anything on you?!” Bulma's clothes are opened up AWAY from the camera and Bulma gasps and pulls them closed! Zarbon GASPS in a revelation and says: “You MEAN, YOUR name is actually--!!” Bulma tears off Zarbon's shirt, and pulls out a knife! Bulma, threatening, says: “BREATHE a word to ANYONE and I'll CUT out your tongue!” Tigress says: “Taotie, I've got to check for leeches!” Taotie worriedly says: “No, not--!!” (RIP!!!!!!!!!!!!) Taotie meekly says: “Here!” Po face-palms himself and says: “Oh no.” Taotie screams: “AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!” And all the other contestants LAUGH at Taotie as he has been EXPOSED in his bandaged underwear AGAIN!!!! Taotie curls up in a ball and non-sensically sings: “Hey nonny no. Hey nonny no.” Po asks: “Tigress, what were you THINKING?!” Tigress replies: “What are you talking about?” Po sputters and shouts: “You BROKE Taotie AGAIN!!!! Fix him, NOW!!!!” Tigress asks: “Do I have to? I think this is actually an IMPROVEMENT for him!” Taotie still sings non-sensically: “Hey nonny no. Hey nonny no.” Po says: “Look, I KNOW Taotie is evil, but he doesn't DESERVE to be humiliated like this!” Tigress replies: “So, you did the SAME thing to Taotie, once!” Po says: “That was an ACCIDENT!!!! You did THIS on purpose! You know Taotie is sensitive about his body!” Tigress asks: “So, who's fault is that?” Po says: “Right now, yours! Fix him!” Tigress frowns and asks: “How am I supposed to FIX him?! I don't even understand how I broke him!” Taotie continues singing non-sensically: “Hey nonny no. Hey nonny no.” Bulma says: “You're giving yourself too much credit! If Taotie already had THAT many nuts loose, you didn't loosen anymore!” Zarbon says: “Well SOMEONE needs to take care of this mess!” Tigress rolls her eyes and says: “FINE! I'll take him to the Confessional and see what I can do.” (Confessional) Taotie looks normal again, but he's still staring ahead with a blank stare. Tigress is WITH him. Tigress says: “Wow! He looks just LIKE a deer caught in the headlights. Normally, this would be pretty funny. Unfortunately, with Taotie hand-cuffed to me, his fate is tied to mine, and mine to his. I would like to WIN this game, I really would. However, I took a vow to make sure that Taotie doesn't get anywhere NEAR the Final Five, and he's already too close for his own good! As much as I don't like it, I've got to throw the challenge. No matter what, Taotie needs to be eliminated before he can recover and do some real damage! I'm sure Po will thank me in the long run.” / Captain Retro and Marlene are together. Captain Retro says: “At least I now know WHY I'm unable to see multiple futures right now. It's Anti-Timmy! His evil presence is canceling out my ability. As long as he's in close proximity, I will be unable to see multiple futures as well as I should.” Marlene asks: “What are we going to do?” Captain Retro says: “The two of us are going to try to win!” Marlene says: “Besides being a good idea, why?” Captain Retro says: “The challenge that introduces the merged portion of the game is a crucial one. And it also has a track record. That is, whoever wins the first challenge during the merged portion of the game, they always have a tendency to NOT be the contestant who wins First Place and the Grand prize.” Marlene asks: “So, why do you want to win this challenge?” Captain Retro says: “I already KNOW that I will personally not be able to win First Place; part of my conditions for having my powers. But if I win the challenge, I can take control of WHEN I leave, and make sure that the contestant who will win First Place, is someone who really deserves to win.” Marlene asks: “Who will THAT be?” Captain Retro says: “Sorry, that information is classified.” Marlene shrugs and says: “Well, I tried!” / Reggie and Rocko are together. Reggie asks: “Seriously, why does everyone feel the need to pick on Angelica?” Rocko says: “Honestly, I wish I knew.” / Wally and Stimpy are together. Wally says: “Even though the teams have just been dissolved, I still feel comfortable around my former team-mates.” Stimpy says: “Exactly! We're still members of the Power Rangers Retro Force Alliance, and that alliance is going to stay strong!” Wally says: “And if a member of Team Retro wins, it will be a wonderful occasion, because 16 of us will receive a $2,777,500 pay-day!” Stimpy says: “The hard part is going to be getting there.” Wally says: “But I believe that if we stick together, we can accomplish anything!” / Dudley and Chameleon are together. Dudley sighs and says: “Honestly, how are The Fairly Oddparents STILL on the air, and WE aren't?” Chameleon says: “The only plausible answer I can think of is seniority.” Dudley says: “Older doesn't always equal better. A lot of the times it does, but not necessarily.” / Po and Gonard are together. Po sighs and says: “I did not need this. Not here, not now.” Gonard says: “It could be worse. At least you've got a good partner connected with you.” Po says: “True. But the thing of it is, there's no telling WHAT Taotie might do, especially seeing as how Tigress just BROKE him!” Gonard asks: “But it's nothing you can't handle, right?” Po says: “I hope so, Gonard. I sure hope so.” / Dog and Randolph are together. Dog gasps in shock and says: “Oh my DOG, Blonda was RIGHT about Anti-Timmy still being on the plane and deteriorating out of control! I wonder what else she was right about?” Randolph says: “Probably about the fact that Taotie's plans are stupid and hate-filled, which is why he will NEVER prevail against Po and Tigress.” Dog says: “You're probably right, you usually are.” / Bulma and Zarbon are together, but Bulma looks MAD!!!! Bulma screams: “I can't BELIEVE you took a SNEAKY peak!!!!” Zarbon shouts and says: “Honestly, what kind of GUY do you think I am?! I was CHECKING for leeches! Catching a glimpse was honestly the LAST thing on my mind! Besides, what's so embarrassing about your name that you don't want people to know?” Bulma seriously says: “Something that can NEVER be known to ANYONE else in this competition! Get the PICTURE?!” Zarbon sighs and says: “Yes, SIR!” Bulma screams: “And don't EVER call me, 'SIR'!!!!” Zarbon sarcastically says: “Yes, my love!” / Norbert and Daggett are together. Norbert says: “Congratulations, Daggett, you did it! You actually made it to the Team Merge!” Daggett says: “That's so awesome! I was worried at times, but since I had you to help me, I was pretty confidant that I would prevail! And just think, I have a chance of winning First Place and a piece of the Grand Prize!” Norbert says: “You'd have to be able to beat me FIRST before you can do that, and good luck with that!” Daggett says: “Oh, my method is on like Donkey Kong!” / Patrick and Suzie are together. Suzie sighs and asks: “Man, why do I HAVE to be stuck with YOU?!” Patrick says: “Because all the other possible choices for couples were picked!” Suzie sarcastically says: “Must be my LUCKY day!” Patrick doesn't pick up on Suzie's tone, and he says: “I sure hope so!” Suzie rolls her eyes and says: “Sarcasm ISN'T one of your strong suits, is it?” Patrick sighs and says: “No Suzie, no it is not.” (End Confessional) After the lengthy confessionals, Randolph, Po, Wally, and Dudley are now buck NAKED, seeing as how their clothes were infested with leeches! Randolph says: “Just for the record, I do not LOVE this!” Sniz says: “Noted and ignored.” General Barracuda says: “Tell it like it is, Sniz!” Sniz says: “You all know who you are locked to, so now it will be up to you to free each other from your hand-cuffs. Your clothes will be leech free and clean by the end of the challenge. Just be sure to be on the look-out for Anti-Timmy, he will be set loose in 15 minutes, and there is no telling what he might do to you.” Reggie says: “I'm SURE it can be nothing good!” Sniz says: “Be sure to NOT be the last duo to finish! Because if you are, BOTH of you will receive automatic eliminations! That means no elimination ceremony! Do not pass go, do not collect up to $44.44 million in cold, hard cash!” Tigress sighs and says: “I just KNEW today couldn't be a simple task, especially considering that TAOTIE was probably the one who put these bindings on us!” Taotie snaps out of his funk and shouts: “I did NOT!” Sniz says: “And before I forget, there's THIS to consider!” (Beep! Beep! Ba-Beep! Beep! Beep!) Sniz says: “You all know what that sound means, so it's time to sing a song while you cross the river. And while all the leeches are now gone, it still won't be an easy task, even WITHOUT the singing!” Po says: “I've come this far in this competition, I'm not about to back out now!” / Genre: Hard Rock. Sub-genre: Genesis (the band). Song: “Congo” (Single Version). Sung by: Cast! / (Instrumental opening). Taotie to Tigress: “You say that I put chains on you.” Captain Retro: “But I don't think that's really true.” Tigress to Taotie: “But if you want to be free from me, you gotta lose me in another world!” Power Rangers Retro Force Alliance: “Send me to the Congo, I'm free to leave. There's always somewhere anybody can lead. Send me to the Congo, you have to believe; you can do it if you wanna just do what you please!” Stimpy: “Like a soldier ant, I will wait for the signal to act.” Suzie: “To take a walk right through the door.” Patrick: “If you don't want me here any more!” Norbert and Daggett: “Send me to the Congo, I'm free to leave. There's always somewhere anybody can lead. Send me to the Congo, you have to believe; you can do it if you wanna just do what you please!” (Instrumental solo). Gonard to Bulma: “Into my heart you came and gave a whole new meaning to my life.” Zarbon to Bulma: “Into my world you brought a light. I thought it never would go out.” Dudley and Chameleon: “Send me to the Congo, I'm free to leave. There's always somewhere anybody can lead. Send me to the Congo, you have to believe; you can do it if you wanna just do what you please!” Cast: “You can send me to the Congo, I'm free to leave. There's always somewhere anybody can lead. Yes, you can send me to the Congo, you have to believe; you can do it if you wanna just do what you please!” / The epic song ends, as all the contestants make it across the river! Sniz says: “Our 20 contestants have gotten past the river, and now they've got to prepare for the hard part, trying to tag and bag the notorious Anti-Timmy, gain their freedom, AND cross the finish line first! Will any contestant be successful? Find out when we return from these announcements which may or may not be important! We literally have NO control over them!” (Commercial Break) / I'll break here and stop for now. Enough said, for now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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