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Danny DeVito

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  1. who would win in a fight, me or peter griffin

  2. they came for gamers.

    1. Jjs Goodman

      Jjs Goodman

      THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

  3. Twitter doesn't deserve me or my check mark.

    1. OWM

      OWM

      Teach you to mess with the private sector you damned dirty Italian

  4. terminoob wouldn't have wanted this.

  5. say whatever happened to robot jones

  6. I remember my first Krabby Patty.

  7. i'm no superman

    1. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      i'm no soup or man

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      no soup for you

  8. in loving memory of legend john mcafee, RIP

  9. SQUIDWARD SAID WHAT!?

  10. I should guest star on sponegbob

  11. glenn quagmire is a terrorist

  12. The Danny DeVito Cameo!

  13. Mr. Speaker, we are for the big.

  14. STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US

  15. this is the clock song, we're setting all the clocks wrong

    1. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      you have to pay the troll toll to get into this boy's hole

    2. CyanideFishbone

      CyanideFishbone

      Benson's all about keeping track of time but 2 in the morning is when we draw the line

  16. put that thing back where it came from or so help meeeee

    1. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      ONE MORE TIME! YOU'RE GR--

    2. 4EverGreen

      4EverGreen

      Mike Wazowski: "Hi! We were just rehearsing...a scene! From the upcoming play, Put That Thing Back Where It Came From, Or So Help Me! It's a musical! Put that thing back where it came from or so help me! So help me, so help me, and cut! It's a work in progress, but hey! We need ushers!"

  17. The real threat is here at home! We gotta spy on Mac and Dennis.

  18. jared leto said we live in a society I cried

  19. i am now introducing my own currency called devitocoin

  20. i should be president

  21. hing a hang a durgen

  22. boy this is worse than the time I was Sus

    1. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Did you choose brown because it’s the color of poo?

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      holy carp louis

  23. first status of 2021

  24. what a lovely christmas wraith

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