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  1. Nosferatu!

    JONNIE, NO!

  2. Nosferatu!

    Am I blushing? 

    1. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      You are now.

  3. Nosferatu!

    Well, my sister was in a car accident and I'm pretty sure I botched this interview. Today is not a good day. 

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    2. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      I'm so sorry to hear that. I hope she'll get well so soon. :(

    3. Inanimate Carbon Rod

      Inanimate Carbon Rod

      :( Hope she gets better real soon!

    4. Loopers

      Loopers

      I'm so sorry. :'(

      Hope she gets better soon. :(

  4. Nosferatu!

    I gots me my very own Patty Wagon now. (Translation: I finally have my own car. Ah, adulthood.)

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      Too bad it's not an actual Patty Wagon :P 

  5. Nosferatu!

    DAVE, I LOVE YOU!!!

    1. Cha

      Cha

      BEAR HUG!!!!

  6. Nosferatu!

    I'm wearing a girdle.

    1. ooooooofy

      ooooooofy

      sexxi ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

  7. Nosferatu!

    I tried to pick up Scoutmaster Lumpus. :norton: 

    1. Cha

      Cha

      I'M CRAZY AND I DON'T HAVE A LICENSE

  8. Nosferatu!

    I'm home.

  9. Nosferatu!

    YOU TELL THAT BIG RED BOY I QUIT

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    2. Cha

      Cha

      WE'RE UNDERWATER KRABS, I DON'T HAVE TO WASH NOTHIN'. HERE LOOK *rubs hands* DONE, OKAY. 

    3. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      I'LL MAKE YOU LOOK REALLY SPECIAL

    4. Sweat

      Sweat

      DO YOU SEE ANY THANKS DIRECTED AT THE CASHIER!?

  10. Nosferatu!

    SNIZZLEFRAZZY

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      That's not even a word and I agree with ya!

  11. Nosferatu!

    I love the young people

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    2. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      :stinkeye: 

    3. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      (smirk) 

    4. OWM

      OWM

      WE'LL SHOW YOU OLD MAN

  12. Nosferatu!

    KENWINS

  13. Nosferatu!

    I'm ready to call Saul.

  14. Nosferatu!

    SQUIRE

    1. Grubby Grouper

      Grubby Grouper

      when you realize neptune made squire execute the pole

  15. Nosferatu!

    Dennis always gets his son's report cards

  16. Nosferatu!

    hey hef, ask me what time it is 

    1. Minty Car

      Minty Car

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    2. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      Adventure Time

    3. Inanimate Carbon Rod

      Inanimate Carbon Rod

      Time to wash your hands after turning the page.

  17. Nosferatu!

    invisible bed, freaky ghost

  18. Nosferatu!

    THIS IS INSANE, YOU FOOL!

  19. Nosferatu!

    won't you take me to

    MONKEYTOWN (monkey) 

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    2. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      OH YEAH(monkey)Have you seen my genius, genius, genius?

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      Just like animals, animals, animals-mals.

  20. Nosferatu!

    YOU ARE TO BE MY ROBOT KILLING MACHINE

    1. Cha

      Cha

      goo

  21. Nosferatu!

    ECIOV EHT OD

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    2. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

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    3. Cha

      Cha

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  22. Nosferatu!

    stay fresh to death

  23. Nosferatu!

    Dwight Schrute is now wearing a baby's bonnet.

  24. Nosferatu!

    lick, lick (smirk) 

  25. Nosferatu!

    Bananas, cherries... boring.

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    2. Grubby Grouper

      Grubby Grouper

      Pea!...nuts.

    3. Zaid

      Zaid

      Gary, our Peanut Jar is totally Empty!

    4. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      forrealz that line always annoyed me as a kid bc I love both bananas and cherries

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