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  1. Nosferatu!

    This fair food is extremely underwhelming. I am sad.

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      what's the weirdest fried food there?

    2. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      Not so much weird, but gross: butter. Like, whyyy?!

  2. Nosferatu!

    Ocean Man makes me so emotional. <3

    1. The Drifter

      The Drifter

      Take me by the hand, lead me to the land, that you understand!

    2. OWM

      OWM

      Ocean man, a voyage to the center of the globe is a real trip!

  3. Nosferatu!

    Plankton's wrath tastes like ice cream!

    1. Cha

      Cha

      I love how the music from Goofy Goober's played during that scene. <3

    2. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      I KNOW <333

  4. Nosferatu!

    That's funny, I don't feel corrupt. In fact, I feel pretty good.

    1. Space Cowboy

      Space Cowboy

      portal. hehe.

    2. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      <3

  5. Nosferatu!

    I love drawing nonsense.

    1. Space Cowboy

      Space Cowboy

      i love drawing period.

      but your nonsense is awesome <3

    2. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      aw, thank you <3

      drawing is great!

  6. Nosferatu!

    I hate having nightmares that make you feel unsure about falling back asleep.

    1. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      Yeah, that happened to me too but I went to sleep after a few hours. Sorry to hear that.

    2. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      :(
  7. Nosferatu!

    I wasn't always the tortured shell of protozoa that writhes in pain before you today.

    1. Cha

      Cha

      Your snivelly creations are worth less than a protozoan's waste!

    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      IM SORRY GRAM GRAM

  8. Nosferatu!

    I'm actually quite impressed with my latest piece of digital art! Progress, I love it.

    1. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      Had that same moment wheN I took a decent photo... in the middle of the day nontheless

    2. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      hooray! <333

  9. Nosferatu!

    Stupid van! You broke my finger!

    1. Cha

      Cha

      is dennis using vans to lure his assassin victims in with candy now

    2. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      yes

  10. Nosferatu!

    How do you know about Honkers?

    1. Space Cowboy

      Space Cowboy

      key and peele<33333

    2. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      KEY AND PEELE IS MY JAM, MY JELLY, MY PEANUT BUTTER AND MY PEANUTS

  11. Nosferatu!

    Need...! Hatred...!

    1. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      I hate you :P

    2. Aya♥

      Aya♥

      My name is not important... What is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this world and the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred... and I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill... and it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here.

  12. Nosferatu!

    These words make my head sad.

    1. Estonia

      Estonia

      I don't get it

    2. Katniss

      Katniss

      Chum is fum!

  13. Nosferatu!

    Looks like my job assignment got extended again. Hooraaay!

    1. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      and apparently now I get paid for holidays... double hooraaay!

    2. Katniss

      Katniss

      woo katie's making that $!

  14. Nosferatu!

    RUBBER BATH TOYS?!

    1. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      Squidward likes Patrick more than SpongeBob!

      *inadvertently signs up for SpongeBob Jeopardy*

    2. Cha

      Cha

      AND BOOBY DENNIS IS A DIRTY, ROTTEN, RANCID SEAHORSE! ...uh.... I can fix this...

  15. Nosferatu!

    I will steal the kraybee patty

    1. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      We have to get back those stolen maggy daddies!

    2. Cha

      Cha

      hello, I'M MRS. KRABS

  16. Nosferatu!

    Going to a Christmas party tonight. I'll be sure to get an embarrassing snapshot of SpongeBob for you guys.:glare:

  17. Nosferatu!

    STOP SHOUTIN', I'M NAPPIN'

    1. SpongeBob's #1 Fan

      SpongeBob's #1 Fan

      This is funny!

    2. Lego Spongy

      Lego Spongy

      IT WASN'T ME, YOU OLD COOT!

  18. Nosferatu!

    I gots me my very own Patty Wagon now. (Translation: I finally have my own car. Ah, adulthood.)

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      Too bad it's not an actual Patty Wagon :P 

  19. Nosferatu!

    I want. Another. CROWN.

    1. Cha

      Cha

      But it's already so high...

    2. Katniss

      Katniss

      If my parents mention the budget one more time, I am going to pop off!

  20. Nosferatu!

    Three days until I get to see The SpongeBob Musical... again. :funny: (THREE DAYS!!!)

    1. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      with who this time? :P

    2. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      my other friend (who isn't on here)

  21. Nosferatu!

    Let not the sands of time seep into your shorts... for it shall chafe.

    1. Sweat

      Sweat

      Don't tell me what to do

    2. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      have fun with your chafe, boi :stinkeye: 

  22. Nosferatu!

    tfw u eerily resemble ur idol circa 2009

    1. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      I bet you're prettier :wub:

       

    2. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      but Doug Lawrence is the prettiest :glare: 

  23. Nosferatu!

    do not touch me, I am covered in poisons

    1. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      I thought Dennis doesn't have any fears (smirk)

    2. OWM

      OWM

      does that hat take ten gallons?

  24. Nosferatu!

    tfw ya love a crab (not that krab, disgusting)

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      Katie and Tamatoa sittin' in a tree :smirk: 

    2. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTwMNw226lAX7M4EMvw-Dv

  25. Nosferatu!

    confession: I never liked chum

    (smirk) 

    1. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S REAL ANYMORE

    2. Cream

      Cream

      ur lying tbh

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