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  1. Nosferatu!

    Love, KEEEEIIYYIIITHH.

  2. Nosferatu!

    Today sure was awful... I hope tomorrow is better.

    1. Metal Snake

      Metal Snake

      Sorry that your day didn't go well, I hope the same.

  3. Nosferatu!

    This fair food is extremely underwhelming. I am sad.

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      what's the weirdest fried food there?

    2. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      Not so much weird, but gross: butter. Like, whyyy?!

  4. Nosferatu!

    Had to put our oldest dog down today. :/

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    2. 70s

      70s

      I'm sorry to hear that. I think that time's going to come for us soon, and I'm not ready at all...

    3. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      In hindsight, I think it was for the best. She's in a better place now. Thanks, guys. <3

    4. Katniss

      Katniss

      At least she isn't suffering anymore, but that must be a tough thing to do :/

  5. Nosferatu!

    Heeey, where'd the pirate go?

  6. Nosferatu!

    I never thought I'd see it with me own eye...

  7. Nosferatu!

    The state fair starts in two days... I can't wait to clog my arteries with such sweet goodness. <3

  8. Nosferatu!

    I'M ON TO YOU, KRABS!

    1. wheres the leak ma'am

      wheres the leak ma'am

      no this is patrick

  9. Nosferatu!

    After months of trying, I finally aced this test. This calls for a bubble party!

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    2. wheres the leak ma'am

      wheres the leak ma'am

      np just making sure

    3. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      shes still planktons bro tbh

    4. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      *mistress (I mean whaaa-)

  10. Nosferatu!

    Your parents must have been, like, part-computer or something!

  11. Nosferatu!

    SpongeBob Comics are my life. I love 'em so much. <3

    1. Cha

      Cha

      ikr

    2. MMM

      MMM

      they're really good

    3. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      I actually teared up a bit at #46... why's it gotta be so darn cute?!

  12. Nosferatu!

    I have an extremely bad case of the giggles today.

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    2. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      @Clappy pervert :P

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      Tickles rhymes with giggles. :P

    4. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      I know. :P

  13. Nosferatu!

    Isn't that right, Janet?

    1. Grubby Grouper

      Grubby Grouper

      You bet, Marty!

    2. illiniguy34

      illiniguy34

      Janet? Marty?! WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

    3. kev

      kev

      Marty, I'm scared!

  14. Nosferatu!

    It doesn't seem right... but it feels so good!

  15. Nosferatu!

    *inhales deeply, exhales, stares off into the void*

    1. TheBigOcean

      TheBigOcean

      Just wanted to say congrats on Employee of the month man also yeah I feel that way to sometimes

  16. Nosferatu!

    Employee of the Month?! Sweet... :'D <3

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    2. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      thanks GG! <3

    3. Less_SpongeBob

      Less_SpongeBob

      Congrats!

    4. Cha

      Cha

      congrats ♥♥

  17. Nosferatu!

    Here's to hoping I get this job.

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    2. Less_SpongeBob

      Less_SpongeBob

      Hope for the best, prepare for the worst, I can count on you :)

    3. wheres the leak ma'am

      wheres the leak ma'am

      hope u get it buddy

    4. Metal Snake

      Metal Snake

      Good luck to you!

  18. Nosferatu!

    Gotta love the stomach flu! Ugh...

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    2. Cha

      Cha

      here's to a speedy recovery

    3. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      ew that sucks :(

    4. TheBigOcean

      TheBigOcean

      I hate getting sick it sucks

  19. Nosferatu!

    Did you see my underwear? ... Did you want to?

    1. Cha

      Cha

      *dennis goofy goober underwear*

    2. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      precisely ;)

  20. Nosferatu!

    What is this world coming to when a fake restaurant critic can't get cutsies?

  21. Nosferatu!

    Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand <3

    1. Space Cowboy

      Space Cowboy

      Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe

      is a real tripppp

  22. Nosferatu!

    Today sure did take an unexpected turn.

  23. Nosferatu!

    I hate days where I'm inexplicably sad. Today is one of those days. Blaaah!

    1. Cha

      Cha

      take all my hugs then http://img03.deviantart.net/b794/i/2013/356/3/4/big_hug_by_honey_puff-d6yvmpp.png

    2. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      Plankton on the end... <3 thank you for blessing me with this sweetness

  24. Nosferatu!

    ... aaand our A/C is still broken. Just kill me now.

    1. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      :(
  25. Nosferatu!

    Here's to hoping my lack of A/C doesn't kill me tonight.

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    2. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      good luck dude

    3. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      well actually its morning so hopefully you're safe and alive <3

    4. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      thankfully I made it, although with hardly any sleep... but thanks, guys <3

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