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  1. kylie

    dit u no dat th deer like da banana? WAAAAAAYL i like da banana too!

    1. Cha

      Cha

      ditditdit 

  2. kylie

    EOTM swag

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    2. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      Congrats dude.

    3. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      :smack: 

  3. kylie

    eternally binging on blaire white videos

    1. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      I've seen a little of her hohoho

  4. kylie

    For once I agree with you. Stuck-up assholes who thinks they're soo much better than SBM because they can openly swear and shit. All while their forum is dying with less and less member everyday.

    1. fortnitefan12

      fortnitefan12

      I didn't know Drifter felt that way about SBC. Kinda hurtful, actually.

    2. Metal Snake

      Metal Snake

      Delusions. They are all that thread consists of.

    3. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      :peridot:

  5. kylie

    gee gee gee gee ay ay ay 

  6. kylie

    get a career soon LVU medoner xoxoxo

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    2. kylie

      kylie

      bi40kZt.jpg

    3. Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Rebel the Wolfgirl

      homie pls

    4. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      <----- your interests lmao

  7. kylie

    go see edge of 17 if u can it's incredible 

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      rt rt rt that movie was great

  8. kylie

    got some bad news about fam so i might be quieter here for a bit 

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    2. Katniss

      Katniss

      Sorry to hear, sending you love :(

    3. Metal Snake

      Metal Snake

      My condolences. I hope things will get worked out.

    4. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      I'm sorry to hear that. Best of luck.to you.

  9. kylie

    grab the lotion and start the motion

    1. Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Rebel the Wolfgirl

      that's what she said.

  10. kylie

    grandma can you come out and play. o sure, oh, y dont u come over here and help grandma. wats the matter grandma cant u stand? o sorry henny, its muh kneez. they dont work the way they used to. does this ever happen 2u? r u on Medicare? u may qualify for a pain-relieving knee brace. at little or no cost 2u. call da health hotline to c if u qualify. our friendly agents r standing by 24/7 ready 2 help. we also have braces 4 ur shoulder, ankle, or back pain. & if ur covered by medicare u may qualify for free delivery. grandma slow down i cant keep up! maybe U could use a knee brace too ellie. haha! CMIYC kiddo. call now to get ur pain-relieving brace. operators r standing by. call 800-915-8941. dats 800-915-8941. again, 800-915-8941. dats 800-915-8941. *skate and end*

  11. kylie

    haha i did it

  12. kylie

    HAPPY 10TH BIRTHDAY ICARLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    2. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      Hohoho happy birthday iCarly!

    3. OWM

      OWM

      Happy 21st birthday Blue's Clues

    4. Inanimate Carbon Rod

      Inanimate Carbon Rod

      HAPPY BIRTHDAY iCARLY! Oh, and idiot farm girl, for the last time, that's a mustache, not a squirrel!!!!

  13. kylie

    have the worst headache of my life rn, woowoowoo

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    2. Metal Snake

      Metal Snake

      I hope you and SOF both feel well again soon.

    3. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      yeah, it just i hate getting suck at wrong time :/ @Metal Snake

    4. Cha

      Cha

      glad your hangover is gone homie and get well soon SOF

  14. kylie

    hello ladies i am here to remind you to buy dangerous woman on itunes and also 2ne1s next album. ttyl 

  15. kylie

    Hi Security, we have some Adorable Intruders who are TRESPASSING. URALLGOINTOJAI-

    1. Cha

      Cha

      when ahzu comes too close to k* and her Chiro Children Hi Security, we have some Adorable Intruders who are TRESPASSING. URALLGOINTOJAI-

  16. kylie

    hi there im barbie what's up

  17. kylie

    hows about a wanna have a pizza pie

    1. Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Rebel the Wolfgirl

      dats my catchphrase

  18. kylie

    i neverthoughtkarmacouldbesorewardingandleadmetoyour LIGHT 

    1. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      huh? :P

  19. kylie

    i ask him to make me look like gwenyth paltrow and i get off the surgery table lookin like frickin shreck

  20. kylie

    i invented tap dancing :)

  21. kylie

    I Invented Tap Dancing! (; 

    1. Cha

      Cha

      i think that was invented in the 1800's

  22. kylie

    i know what youre all thinking, cadance is a shapeshifter queen whos trying to feast on my brothers love

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    2. Cha

      Cha

      it's not

    3. Cha

      Cha

      creepy

    4. Metal Snake

      Metal Snake

      what are these weird things on my back

  23. kylie

    i know what youre thinking who cares what color shoes shes wearing but believe me, women notice

  24. kylie

    I met @DrHeinzDoofenshmirtz recently, my name is kylie (@homiestar) and this is my ddlb story. I met him October 20th of this year and it was horrific. He was rude, not classy and he lost a long time doof stan that day. I walked into the $350 M&G and say hello he replies with "fat" and I shook it off because I thought maybe I had heard him wrong. As I approached him and asked to do my pose he stared at me blank faced. I continued talking "you saved my life" I say. "You're the reason I'm alive today". He looks me dead in the eye and says "you'll die soon enough, fatty" and then whispered "obesity". I started crying I had never felt pain like this and he started laughing and said "are you crying? Stop it. Stop it now" and he flicked my vagina. The photographer took the picture and I headed out of the M&G section and that's when Doof started speaking whale to me. I still can't believe this happened. I cried writing this. I wish this weren't true but Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz is in fact; a horrible person. Thank you for reading this. And if you don't believe me ask @MajorMonogram he was there with me.

    1. Cha

      Cha

      You Thoughts on Doof 101, DD/lB, Twink Acceptance, etc

    2. Cha

      Cha

      *Your, GOOD mistake

    3. kylie

      kylie

      trying to let you Know, twinkneul bounae ddlb bounae, I must Fuck You Later, 

      ddlb bounae twinkneul bounae

      ddlb bounae twinkneull bounae

      I Must Let You Know

      DDLB 

       

  25. kylie

    i want to passionately make out with rockhopper from penguin club

    1. Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Rebel the Wolfgirl

      me too

      his beard is sooo hawt

    2. Hayden

      Hayden

      Every penguin's dream

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