Joe Biden

My new year's resolution is to not make a new year's resolution.

Really wish I could get to sleep but my sore throat is keeping me up. I need tips.

My dog, Alan Thicke, George Michael, Carrie Fisher. Personally, I believe that December 2016 is worse than any other months in 2016 death-wise.

I don't care about what me or anyone else thinks about Sing, I just want this song to be a hit in 2017.

Damn it. First, I get a sore throat and then, George Michael dies. My Christmas day went from good to bad.

"I arrgh think arrgh this arrgh episode arrgh is arrgh really arrgh great! It's arrgh also arrgh the arrgh episode arrgh that arrgh introduces arrgh the arrgh "My arrgh Leg!" arrgh gag." - My commentary on "Aargh"

OH MY GOD SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP YOU NUGGETS WANNABE SHUT UP

>sees "Joe Walsh: Trump 'acting like a third grader'" on my Facebook's trending bar

>almost confuses the name of a former congressman for member of The Eagles

Ew, Shannon by Henry Gross is in my Discover Weekly.

My old posts are cringe, why y'all liking them?

Well, it's official. This is my worst day. I ran out of time to finish my final exam and my dog is getting put down today.

November 25, 2003 - December 5, 2016

I'm really sad right now. My dog can barely walk or move anywhere because of her hind legs. Every time I see her, she seems to be in agonizing pain and it really makes me want to cry. I don't think it's curable either. It really pains me to say this but it looks like the only thing left to do would be to euthanize her.

She is a real treasure to my family. It always makes me happy to see her sweet, smiling face and makes me sad to see her in miserable pain. It's going to be a really lonely house without a dog to love and care for.

Specificity be the enemy of unity

Psychology is literally like putting a gun to your head. You really want to end it, but can't really bring yourself to do it.

So I found this XMAS playlist on Spotify that I'm subscribed to and I found out that Tommy Tutone made a version of "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town" that's literally based off of "867-5309". And yes, it is indeed real.

Everyone else was doing it so why not?

God bless Spotify, the Throwback Thursday theme this time is based off my birth year <3

also my rankings of 2015 are finished expect my best and worst lists to come soon

It's no surprise to me you are my own worst nightmare

Top of the week, take that, stupid talking sponge and sarcastic talking computer

Welp, back to not giving a crap about politics until 2020, until I can actually vote.

Also, I'm pretty miffed too but either way, we were gonna be screwed.

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

Cher has officially turned back time.

So what's the first thing my radio wakes me up to in November? November Rain.

One of the first Super Bowl halftime shows I've ever watched. Reposting for nostalgic purposes: