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  1. the doggone girl is mine

  2. The good Lord is goin' down on meeeeee

  3. The more I look at Bordertown trailers, the more unappealing it looks. It's like Brickleberry had a three-way with Family Guy and The Cleveland Show and this is their love child.

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    2. Popeye Q. Krabs

      Popeye Q. Krabs

      I saw the first episode. Very boring but I did get a few chuckles out of it. 

    3. Katniss

      Katniss

      The show looks like trash. I'll pass on it. 

    4. Popeye Q. Krabs

      Popeye Q. Krabs

      You've made a good choice. It's not even that it's offensive at all. It's just so lacking in humor that there's way better stuff out there if you're looking for new animated sitcoms to watch. There's like one or two half decent character on the show and that's it that they would have been better off just making the whole show about: El Coyote and Ernesto. All the other characters are either loud or not funny or boring as hell.

  4. They say you learn new things every day. Well, today I just learned that Tom Kenny and Jill Talley both starred in the music video for "Tonight, Tonight" by The Smashing Pumpkins.

     

     

  5. this is larry the cucumber saying that this new sponge 13 update is pretty forkin' awesome

  6. this is your left, that's your left

    this is your left, that's your left

    this is your right, that's your right

    this is your right

    YOU'RE GONNA DIE

  7. This song goes out to a class that frustrated me so much. Tons of assignments I had to do. And I just had to keep up with it all because it's a graduation requirement, not an elective. Anyways:

    NA NA NA NA

    NA NA NA NA

    HEY HEY HEY

     

    GOOD RIDDANCE, ECONOMICS CLASS WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

     

    1. Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Rebel the Wolfgirl

      I hated economics.

  8. tmw even your work radio hates John Mayer

    1. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      Seriously, 30 or 45 seconds of "Say" played and then it just stopped, and a different song played.

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      he said what he needed to say

  9. tmw your CVS plays a song by Lukas Graham and you have the sudden urge to yell out "LUKAS GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAM"

     

    tmw your CVS plays a song by Lukas Graham........

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    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      was it "Strip No More"

    3. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      It was this:

       

    4. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      when ur dad dies and the worst thing is you don't have another fan groveling at your feet

  10. To celebrate the 21st anniversary of my birth, I am officially going to make 9 plus 10 equal 21.

  11. Trump and Clinton both won Florida. I'm going to die now.

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      I got the impression that people hated Hillary, so why is she winning so many states? -_- I guess America doesn't want to feel the Bern.

  12. Try the churros.

  13. Tuesday: I get my Academic Achievement award.

    Wednesday: My teeth turn out fine and I nail my college interview.

    Thursday: "Beat Shazam" premieres on FOX.

    Friday: Spin-Off Fest and SWYAD

     

    This week is good week.

    1. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      lol i forgot FOX still doing realty shows thing exist xD

  14. WELCOME TO GRADUATION

     

    GOOD MORNING

    1. Rebel the Wolfgirl
    2. Katniss

      Katniss

      I'm like the fly Malcolm X, buy any jeans necessary

    3. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      rip uncle grandpa version :'(

  15. Well, it's official. This is my worst day. I ran out of time to finish my final exam and my dog is getting put down today.

     

    November 25, 2003 - December 5, 2016

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    2. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      That feels really bad, man. I hope things get better sooner or later.

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      It's never easy to put a dog down.  To this day, I still get depressed thinking about my first dog being put to sleep ten years ago.  I'm so sorry Fred, I'll keep you in my prayers.

    4. SquiddyFace

      SquiddyFace

      I'm so sorry, I hope you had some good times with her :( 

  16. Welp, back to not giving a crap about politics until 2020, until I can actually vote.

     

    Also, I'm pretty miffed too but either way, we were gonna be screwed.

  17. Which song will live and which song will let die?

     

  18. why does the edge of glory sound like something vince offer would sell

    1. Burgerpants

      Burgerpants

      Holy crap, somebody make that mashup right now

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      I just love how his name is Vince Offer

  19. yellowshadow should write my obituary

    1. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      and my memoirs

    2. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      and my spin-offs/lits

  20. YER NAWT DAYRE

     

    TO SHARE IN MY SUCCESS AND MISTAKES

    1. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      LUKAS GRAHAAAAAAM

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      and how come u dont strip no more

    3. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      I wish I could be famous just by making songs about my fame and how you won't be alive to see it.

  21. Yes - Owner of a Lonely Heart

  22. yo i may not be watching the halftime show but misery is starting to become one of my favorite songs at the moment thanks to publix

  23. You can hit me

    1. Cha

      Cha

      is it weird I thought of making this status like yesterday

    2. Katniss

      Katniss

      ...Baby one more time 

    3. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      #stillfunnyin2016

  24. 90 members online today. Not bad.

    1. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      Now it's 89.

    2. TheBigOcean

      TheBigOcean

      There about 10 SBM migrants

    3. MMM

      MMM

      SBC s most active days are a lot of the time from SBM being down for a long time or from stuff like....THISSSSS

  25. Alex Trebek, I'd like to solve the vowel.

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