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  1. Cha

    Cha

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    1. Zaid

      Zaid

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  2. Clappy

    Astroworld is a postmodern masterpiece

    1. Zaid

      Zaid

      art thou sure, it closed in 2005

       

      ha ha get it six flags astroworld joke lol i'm probably not funny at this point

  3. sbl

    sbl

    Spaghetti.

    1. Zaid

      Zaid

      and lots of it

       

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  4. sbl

    sbl

    I'M DIRTY DAN.

    1. Zaid

      Zaid

       

  5. Wumbo

    I was singing along to Shape of You in a Subway so if anyone would like to take away my music reviewing license rn I won't put up a fight

    1. Zaid

      Zaid

      It's ok, it's only bad if you sing Despacito at Sam Goody.

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  6. ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1

    So, a certain squid we all know and love shot me an email yesterday saying I should come back. Let's just say I took his advice. :P

    1. Zaid

      Zaid

      Welcome Back, we were worried about having to debate on what to do with your properties in SC Mall 2, since they remained Unmaintained and unchanged since you last used SC and SBC.

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  7. Less_SpongeBob

    Remember: Bitmoji Avatars for EVERYONE no exceptions. You will be punished if you disobey.

    1. Zaid

      Zaid

      My Bitmoji is a reflection of my IRL Self.

      If you want me to do it, then add me on snapchat

      Otherwise, it's private no acceptations.

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  8. crushingmayhem

    Things have been really tough. We barely had gas or water for a couple of days. But now things seem to be getting better, slowly but surely. There's still a lot of places that we're affected worse than me.

    1. Zaid

      Zaid

      ??

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  9. Joe Biden

    So I beat Beat Shazam this night.

    1. Zaid

      Zaid

      ok

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  10. Aya♥

    New Total Drama season announced, bout time fam

    1. Zaid

      Zaid

      Cannot Wait!

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  11. Zaid

    Nick still doesn't know quality if it hit them right in the face, because they nominated teen titans go again.

    1. Zaid

      Zaid

      @GullahOfficial Please stop editing your comment :l

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  12. Katniss

    Mr. Ratburn and cake is my favorite shipping

    1. Zaid

      Zaid

      A R E  Y O U  M A K I N G  C A K E ?

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  13. Less_SpongeBob

    Is Pokemon Go gonna destroy me and the world?

    1. Zaid

      Zaid

      Definitely, its already infected Facebook and Twitter, and is almost done with Youtube|Instagram|Tumblr.

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  14. Less_SpongeBob

    So I spent Father's day with a great brunch at a beach club followed by an aquarium trip and and a lobster after. Most of this without dad present. And the irony of eating lobster after an aquarium.

    1. Zaid

      Zaid

      luckyyy i had Chinese Food for fathers day

  15. Zaid

    do you guys remember when [adult swim] Used to play Anime before Cartoon Network started up for the day? because i do.

    1. Zaid

      Zaid

      no i meant when toonami isnt on.

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  16. Cha

    Cha

    help this become the least amount of likes on a sbc status ever 

    1. Zaid

      Zaid

      ok ;)

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  17. Cha

    Cha

    spongebob__pixel_art__by_largestupidity-

    1. Zaid

      Zaid

      :smirk:

  18. So Sejima

    Am I the only one who wishes Mr. Long Tan and Handsome cameod in Mall Girl Pearl?

    1. Zaid

      Zaid

      i also think he should have appeared

  19. So Sejima

    OMF HOW DID I MISS THIS UNTIL NOW

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUo5nG_LtJY 

    1. Zaid

      Zaid

      HEHEHEEHEHEHEHEATEAR

  20. Zaid

    whelp, today a dell broke on me.

    1. Zaid

      Zaid

      @Old Man Jenkins i have really had bad experiences with dell laptops and desktops recently.

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  21. sbl

    sbl

    :o MY FIRST PHONE

    1. Zaid

      Zaid

      Congratulations!

      Samsung or Apple?

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  22. WhoBibbles

    Holy crap, in his review, Chris Stuckmann said Zootopia movie tackles with world issues such as DRUGS. OMF, drugs? I wanna see

    1. Zaid

      Zaid

      im probs going to wait until the movie comes out on Netflix,

      because im not sitting next to furries when i come in

  23. fortnitefan12

    Have any of you guys heard of the video game De Blob? I've been playing it a lot lately. :D

    1. Zaid

      Zaid

      no i havent, although this quote is about another game, i quote from caddicarus: "THIS IS PS4!"

  24. WhoBibbles

    I love sleeping so much but sleep paralysis is such a terrible feeling that I've had so many times in my life. :( 

    1. Zaid

      Zaid

      i tried to go back to sleep this morning, but i couldnt.

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  25. crushingmayhem

    Well my grandma died today, its sad that I got to see her last agonizing moments. I got to see something that I don't like to see and I feel sad. RIP

    1. Zaid

      Zaid

      i am sorry for your loss, may she rest in piece.

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