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RT @ninjasexparty: The Mr Men books are a great source of creepy nicknames for your dick http://t.co/QIJiA8ME51

Ghost In The Shell sounds really cool but there's like 2 different series where do I start?

If i'm swearing a little more than usual, it's cause i've been marathoning every AVGN episode, and I guess a little of it has rubbed off on me, by accident

Seeing Rush live tonight

The Clap Across America Tour is heading to Washington DC this weekend.

Ok, I have officially given up on Doug Walker. Fuck that Matrix review was horrible.

i remember when we fuckin hated sponge buddy mania

Ok, I have officially given up on Doug Walker. Fuck that Matrix review was horrible.

Remember that sneak peek for Sponge Out Of Water? That could've been looked like if it premiered on TV. Just saying.

Garfield minus Garfield.

I finally have a laptop again which means I can go back to writing again!

1 more point for Band Geeks. #spongebobloveractuallywon

If I ever said anything bad about Ellie Goulding I take it back because everything she touches is gold to me rn.

California knows how to party.

i'm super pissed

[Drinks cola and eats bacon]

Spacers suck I wish I could have gotten braces done earlier

Nice watch. Run it.

Worst lyric of 2014: "Mustard on the beat ho"

I hate being sick, even if it is just a cold.

come get it bae

lol Pharrell did a song for the new movie

925 posts I CAN DO THIS

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