Plankton

Come and eat at the Chum Bucket! Every fucking day we'll stuff your face full of shit!

No, I'm not on my way to the grand opening ceremony!

Mr. Krabs gets to eat real food!

F is for fire, that burns down the whole town!

Thankfully I don't have to worry about a futile strike because nobody works at the Chum Bucket!

That's it, mister! You just lost your brain privileges!

I refuse to deteriorate my intelligence back to the stone age for this fomfoolery...oh dear, is that a T-Rex?

Mediocre clarinet player.

I hate gamers.

Secret mission, eh? Don't you think I know what you're up to? You want to eat at the Chum Bucket without your boss knowing. Karen, we've got a customer!

Why am I not the main villain of Cosmic Shake?

I am boycotting Cosmic Shake unless I appear in it!

Booster seat? Hot dog!

I would like to make it clear that I'm perplexed as to why I've evoked the wrath of Brazil and have nothing but love for the people of that country.

Someone should put you in a box floating down the river, grandma!

Chum is Fum?

Whoever trick or treats at the Chum Bucket gets a special surprise!

I no longer like holographic meatloaf.

Our victory is so close I can almost taste it...

Booster seat? Hot dog!

I, THE AMAZING PLANKTON

You know, it's been quite a few years since I took over the site...

Felicitations malefactors!

Alright, which Chum Buddy wants to be the first to lose their brain privileges?

I sure hope the Buddies are ready for Octerror!