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  1. OWM

    OWM

    Went to Dorney Park today and got sunburned really bad. -_-

    1. Doctor Sex

      Doctor Sex

      Does that mean... you live in PA also ???

    2. OWM

      OWM

      Yup.

    3. Metal Snake

      Metal Snake

      My condolences.

  2. OWM

    OWM

    What did Idiot Boy do to get banned?

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    2. sbl

      sbl

      so sad eh?

    3. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      no

    4. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      He was newleaffan/regular spongebob, and since he was a spammer he had to be banned.

  3. OWM

    OWM

    Whatever happened to the rest of the Astrology with Squidward episodes?

    1. Elastic Dawg

      Elastic Dawg

      i haven't seen them since i was a kid :(

    2. Supergameman

      Supergameman

      They're on youtube. But the quality of them are pretty low.

  4. OWM

    OWM

    Whatever I see, I shall devour.

    1. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      CD-I Zelda is so cheesy. :P

  5. OWM

    OWM

    Yesterday, my schools banned the finger gun gesture because it was considered "threatening."

    1. SG19

      SG19

      Seriously? It's idiotic choices like these that make me wonder if schools are a place for learning anymore.

    2. patrickduh

      patrickduh

      Maybe some schools will ban that sign.

  6. OWM

    OWM

     rip america 1775-2016

  7. OWM

    OWM

     why is sbc giving me ads for tampons

    1. Mr. Saturn

      Mr. Saturn

      fitting :funny:

    2. The Simpsons

      The Simpsons

      plGLjf8.png

  8. OWM

    OWM

    The system has detected that you are guessing the answers.  Now, you will be forced to wait at least 10 seconds before answering.

  9. OWM

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  10. OWM

    OWM

    Anyone else lowkey love it when Patrick and Squidward call SpongeBob "Sponge"

  11. OWM

    OWM

    Been in 6 different states today. Quite a long trip.

  12. OWM

    OWM

    Bowser is such a good parent.

    1. Clappy

      Clappy

      He cares about the restrictions for his child.

  13. OWM

    OWM

    chingedy ching

    1. sbl

      sbl

      Happy birthday!

    2. OWM

      OWM

      it's not my BIRTHDAY

    3. sbl

      sbl

      Happy happy birthday, happy birthday cake! Happy happy birthday, pin the tail on the seahorse. Happy happy birthday, happy birthday Dominick!

       

  14. OWM

    OWM

    Do you think Mrs. Puff knew SpongeBob was being bullied by Flatts but did nothing because she liked watching him suffer

    1. Dragonball Z

      Dragonball Z

      It's very possible. I think that after having had Spongebob FAIL his driving test about 4,000 times (give or take 100, of course), she might have been only too GLAD to see Spongebob receive some of his OWN pain, for a change!

  15. OWM

    OWM

    Don't worry baby, he's just a NERD!

  16. OWM

    OWM

    four years yay

    1. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      Congrats.

    2. Cha

      Cha

      congrats!

    3. Cha

      Cha

      omg ur profile song

  17. OWM

    OWM

    GET YER HANDS OFF ME WOMAN

    1. The Simpsons

      The Simpsons

      How did this possibly make its way into an episode rated TV-Y? Without the word "woman", this may have been only a somewhat typical example of cartoon violence. As it is, however, it is beyond sexist - it is a frightening depiction of domestic abuse that no one should have to witness in a cartoon aimed at children. It's even more horrifying because Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy essentially live together as a couple, and so this act of violence is an absolutely unfunny spousal battery. What on earth were the writers thinking? More importantly, why did Nickelodeon believe that this could be aired?

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      HORRIFYING: Mermaid Man batters his partner.

  18. OWM

    OWM

    Here's to three years on this site!

    1. BoJack Horseman

      BoJack Horseman

      Happy anniversary

  19. OWM

    OWM

    Hooray for 3 days of finals. -_-

    1. Sweat

      Sweat

      I can relate

  20. OWM

    OWM

    Hooray for status updates at 3 in the morning

  21. OWM

    OWM

    I FEEL COMPLETELY RECHARGED

  22. OWM

    OWM

    it took me so goddamn long to make this avatar but it was worth it

  23. OWM

    OWM

    Oh, I brush and shampoo them daily. Who's Patchy's little princess? [Rat bites him] Ow! Mmmm! Don't do that!

  24. OWM

    OWM

    Popular jazz drummer Matthew Altman earned the moniker "Squilliam" or "Squilt" by greatly resembling the character, especially by way of unibrow.

  25. OWM

    OWM

    RIP Greg Lake. Screw this damn year.

    1. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      that's two ELP members in one year. Jesus Christ

    2. Metal Snake

      Metal Snake

      Rest in peace to him.

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