Patrick-Man!

thank you all for contributing to th

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spongebob youre a doodoo dunderhea

literally!*fires patty out of a cannon*

do I at least keep the hat?

No.

Welcome my friend to SBC!

What E.V.I.L. said

WELCOME!

words here. I WIN

you win a one way ticket to pain!

it wasnt my idea

st EVERY PAT IN THE WORLD day!!

YAY

huh?

This is a hotel?

This is a hospital?

yea I guess....IM GUNNA BUY MORE BAGS!

I MISSED YOU MORE!

HI KEVIN

HI!

MC beaver in the dizzam!

well i cannot wait time must speed!

DON'T FORGET SANJAY AND CRAIG. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

hahaha great acting dude!

yes XD im the one who runs in and out of the house for milk

and thank you!

Another adult joke the kids wouldn't get but us adults/teenagers would

whats the joke?is it supposed to get in some adult humor? just tell me so i can get back to my life

same robo marriage? lmao

*gets PattyNest started on starfish*

*destroys clapples for annoying pattynests starfish friend*

*is now started on starfish*

Isn't SBU amazing? <3

All Hail SBU, our almighty SpongeBob site.

*makes a shrine* wont you all pray?

I think I'm Dirty Dan

what makes you think you can be dirty dan?

ikr

and today you're scheduled for a( 23 times bad)haircut!

dangit!

everybody gets a bad haircut. everybody hates a bad haircut.

Wumbo and Webby love this status.

Also Cha loves this status.

I LOVE THIS STATUS WITH ALL MY HEART

Don't! They'll go straight to your thighs!

......my thighs?

and then you'll blow up.

NO WAY!

Mind=Blown

ahh what did you do with patrick-man!?

As a heads-up, you can probably post your series in the Spin-Off/Lit section too. People here might be more inclined to read it if they don't have to go off-site.

thank you! that actually helps

I should probably also forewarn if you plan to continue it on fanfiction.net, they have a strict rule against the script format.

Very funny.

HAA!

Oh no.

who would eat a krabby patty at 3am?

..theres your answer.

At 4 AM will you make chocolate pudding?

that's funny cause I actually ate chocolate pudding after lunch before...

i should probably get some sleep too

SAVE THE DAZZZZZZZZZZZ! THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!

happy bday

happy birthday

I like.

me thinks is awesome for new season of Patrick Man!

He's not online unfortunately.

Knick knack, the Patty's back!

I, uhh, Barack Obama declare today to be, uhhh, National, uhhh, Sleep All Day, uhhh, Day.

wow! gee thanks mister pres-..hey..wait...