Welcome, to my rooftop garden! Romantic grotto, sparkling berry mineral soda waterfall, and my personal favorite, a 134-foot-long sculpture of my unibrow!
Well, I had to my take my private yacht across my private lake to my private heliport. It's the only way off my private island, which just so happens to be in the Delaware Bay. And as for the 12 year old girl stuff, Squidward probably hacked into my account and wrote that.