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  1. Born an era of misunderstandings and bigoted hate against homosexuals and other lgbt+ members, Carl and his gay foster dads/surrogate mother were shut outs, this would explain the lack of royal title on his name. Carl grew in a great depression that seemed endless. But it all changed when he when he acquired a bankrupt pizza chain, and with a few modifications, the pizza castle was born. https://facebook.com/CARLSPIZZADENVER/
  2. Think about it. If an island called Robot Pirate Island had a fight between its two species, in this case the pirates and the robots, what caused this reaction? Well if we look further into SpongeBob’s history, most of are aware of how fond he is of pirates, from his old navy former pirate boss Mr. Krabs, to his dress-up as one, etc. But SpongeBob has always feared robots, in a way, intolerated them besides Karen, the town’s only educated robot, whom in SpongeBob’s mind, is the only right to his approval. Could the pirates have colonized previously know as Robot Island and after living there “”””peacefully”””” by the robots they forced to labor for them, they mass murdered several androids with his supreme bias in tact? History will look back at this and cringe at the intolerance of this mechanic species who were purged out of their homeland by the scurvy sea dogs.
  3. my life is a bad spongebob season -canned laughter-

    1. The Patient

      The Patient

      My Life as a Teenage Bad SpongeBob Season

  4. Sorry, no inanimte object rights thread this time, tragic i know. you ever think how in rock bottom straight after the egg babies are born they are forced to wait in a line for information, thus confirming the child labor in that particular city. also they’re born with pants on, years and years of evolution of the extreme work environment in said city of said part of said ocean? what else could there be then our heroes soongebob and patrick had no idea of? child trafficking? think about it. these children are given instructions at birth to do whatever their raspberry blowing overlord demands of them. And their so called “father” is in on it too, in this picture it could be interpreted that he’s there to auction off his own blood and egg. 329? More like the branding code these sickos use to scar the guppies for the rest of their nature born lives. it’s a scary thought for sure. but i DOUBT the litter loving police would even care to bust any of this, they rather be straightening fire hydrants than straightening out pedophiles of the sea. And what about the particular two sets of bathrooms designations? Although I am no Rock Bottomian, so I can’t comment on said thing. Perhaps it’s a cultural thing and said two bathroom labels of question marks (at least they look like question marks in our basic language) are of greater meaning than the limited labels we as a general cisgender, gender-conforming lackluster of the truly widely span of gender identities. Perhaps question mark upside down and question mark right side up are BEYOND that. So I truly apologize as someone who has no knowledge of Rock Bottomian history. With this I shall take the time to improve myself by looking it up for myself on Fish Google, rather than asking a Bottomian whom I’m sure gets tired of explaining their culture to foreigners. And whom am I to judge their society either? Sure they have child labor and possibly trafficking but doesn’t most places under the sea have crime in all parts of their different cities? But it is not an excuse to ignore the fact that laboring laws and guppy abuse ARE a big problem especially here in this dark city (dark as in physically dark, no insult to the fish who live there.). Much to ponder about.
  5. Were perfectly imprisoned. One even calls out for a “MAMA!” Discuss the unethic practice of keeping and owning these inanimate objects. Especially one who previously said “At the Krusty Krab, we serve all kinds.” Truly the mark of a disgusting tyrant only interested in capitalism. You can see in the line up of inanimates one is breaking the forced smile they have to display to show how much in pain and embarrassment they are in. Look too, a baby. This red sweaty guy’s greed knows no bounds, infant captivity.
  6. funny blood shot eyes i mean glasses almost 24/7
  7. mr krabs showing plankton he can also wed and own technology, thus continuing the cycle of man dominating women in holy matrimony (see also that episode where karen was used for the spider solidare game in the krispy kreme krab) , sad but a very real reality in the ocean depths seen below.
  8. Longing for its master, it was quick to sprout once it got the snot-tear nourishment it so honestly craved, even making loud slurping noises to confirm it. What do you think? Inanimate object or living plant organism? Squidward’s house has been shown on many occasions coming to life, even having its security system take over it and a mrenter like disembodied voice coming out of it. Has this pineapple had longing feelings ever since its seed of the original pineapple that was sucked away by the nematodes still have feelings for him all these years later? If SpongeBob was to get another pineapple would the seed now fully grown into an Young Adult fruit get extremely jealous? Only time and 13 more seasons of the show will tell, I assume. wait No No... the replacement has already begun. I wonder how the seed felt.
  9. top sb quotes updated in prof, see if urs made it

    1. Wumbo


      No Pingas :(

    2. ScarecrOWM


      whos the fat kid talkin to

  10. Kuromi

    Ask Jeeves

    yo i heard dick dastardly is in scoob and that’s the only promising thing i’ve heard Having a whole wacky races-like HB cast in current day would be so good.
  11. that’s queer

  12. did you show the patty he had a patty kid with in a dream sequence a thing or two too
  13. Kuromi

    Ask Jeeves

    im so sorry mang I hope you still are able to find ways to distract/soothe yourself even for a bit. So is Jenks Cruisedays now streaming days at all?
  14. omg ur my age Hello Mrs. Tentacles, happy to hear about ur marriage
  15. bugs in the original looney tunes daffy and lola in the looney tunes show aka one of my favorite cartoons ever, porky is a close call in it
  16. Kuromi

    Ask Jeeves

    late reply but things with me are doing fine, avoiding a painful hospital visit but its nothing too important. how was ur week jenks man
  17. spongebob can I borrow some bath beads?

    1. Eddie Van Halen

      Eddie Van Halen

      Spongebob: "Go, run away like all the others. NOBODY wants a friend as UGLY as I am!" Patrick: "Sure they would! It makes them feel better about the way THEY look! Maybe a story would help. It's called 'The Ugly Barnacle'. 'Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was SO ugly that everyone died! The End'!" Spongebob: "That didn't help at all!"

  18. Kuromi

    Ask Jeeves

    whats been the speed lately jenks? also https://twitter.com/The_Otaco/status/1295843207029223424
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