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  1. Sauce Mama

    Have you guys noticed that there's always a music video in my About Me section on my profile? It's always the song that I'm obsessed with at the moment. :D

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    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      OMJ, you don't know how hard that made me laugh! HAHAHAHA! :D

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      I read this status on SBC'S Inner Thug Life as OMJ did. Hardest I laughed in a while.

    4. William Leonard

      William Leonard

      I gotta learn that Gangsta Sauce version by heart.

  2. Sauce Mama

    Attention all users! Just giving you a heads-up. I'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. Whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. ...This boot to be exact. It's very stinky, and you have to wear it all day.

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    2. Macseed

      Macseed

      CLAPWARD!!!!

    3. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      I was asleep. Do I get kicked out? :P

    4. ooooooofy

      ooooooofy

      Yes. And take all your llamas with you.

  3. Sauce Mama

    I never truly realized how beautiful Michael Buble's singing voice is. Wow.

  4. Sauce Mama

    Oh my gosh! A Very Orca Christmas is beautiful!!! LET IT SNOW!!!

    1. Clappy

      Clappy

      Oooohhh, the weather outside is frightful

  5. Sauce Mama

    No Doubt concert tonight! #excited

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    2. Cha

      Cha

      I wish I could. :(

    3. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      I know. ;(

    4. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      YOU ARE SO LUCKY

      I love No Doubt! <3

  6. Sauce Mama

    Brass monkey, that funky monkey!

    1. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      Gold llama, that soccer mama.

  7. Sauce Mama

    Love is a funny thing, and it makes a fiery rain.

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    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Lucky I'm in love with my best friend! Lucky to have been where we have been!

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      Think you gonna keep me iced, you don’t. Think I’m gonna spend your cash, I won’t. Even if you were broke my love don’t cost a thing.

    4. SG19

      SG19

      The Love Shack is a little old place where we can get together. Love shack, ba-by. Love shack! Baby, love shack!

  8. Sauce Mama

    My neighbor is blasting Christmas music. A little early, aren't we?

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    2. Cha

      Cha

      Daring today aren't we?

    3. Sabre

      Sabre

      :P I was blasting out Christmas songs earlier ... neighbor?
    4. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      SABRE? Are you living across the street from me?

  9. Sauce Mama

    Happy Thanksgiving to all! And to all a good night!

  10. Sauce Mama

    Nyehhhhh Squidward? Nyehhhhh Squidward?

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    2. Macseed

      Macseed

      *Saucebob starts flying in a circle around Clapward* Nyehhhhh Clapward?

    3. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      I can fly??

    4. Clappy

      Clappy

      SmileBob being able to fly? Pssh...I'll believe it when I see it.

  11. Sauce Mama

    Wud up, Groupies?

  12. Sauce Mama

    Ah yes. Nothing like staying all warm and cozy inside, while it's pouring rain outside. :)

    1. Ron

      Ron

      LUCKY! It's all dark and cloudy over here, but no rain. >_>

    2. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      Me: Ah yes. Nothing like going outside in cloudy weather and pouring rain to take pictures.

  13. Sauce Mama

    ALRIGHT NOBODY MOVE! THIS IS A BANK ROBBERY! ATTICAAAAAA!

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    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      Do you want me to put the money in the bag?

    3. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      PUT IT IN, CLAPPY!!!!!

    4. Macseed

      Macseed

      Will that be from your savings or your checking account, miss?

  14. Sauce Mama

    What do you call a vampire whose car breaks down 3 miles from a blood bank?

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    2. Macseed

      Macseed

      VampILES?

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      Count Sauce-ula?

    4. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Sauceferatu?

  15. Sauce Mama

    People in 20 states file petitions to secede the Union?? What the heck is this world coming to?

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    2. thespongebobfan

      thespongebobfan

      Signed the Petition for Texas. Now has reached 60,000 signatures and rising.

    3. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      Seriously. I feel ashamed to be apart of the 20 states and worried.

    4. SG19

      SG19

      Oh great, now Spongebobs1fan is siding with it, too-.-

  16. Sauce Mama

    Just finished watching a movie. Anyone seen Brothers? Gnarly as heck.

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    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Yep!

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      Would you recommend it to people you don't actually know? :P

    4. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Hahaha what do you mean by that?

  17. Sauce Mama

    Heck yeah! 3-day weekend! AOOOOOH!

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    2. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      Yeah, armed forces is what I mean by workforce.

    3. JCM

      JCM

      We don't get a day off for veterans' day, but the four day weekend last week more than made up for it.

    4. Ron

      Ron

      YYAAAAYYY!

  18. Sauce Mama

    Guys wish me luck! I entered a contest on Instagram that the first 50,000 people to follow or repost RayBan America wins a pair of their new Wayfarer model sunglasses. *crosses fingers*

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    2. PatBack

      PatBack

      ^Yeah, break a leg, so you won't have to go to school!

    3. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Well, considering Sauce has been contending with leg problems for the last couple of months...

    4. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      ^ True. I never ever want to have to go through something like that again. *shudders*

  19. Sauce Mama

    LEAN ON ME!! When you're not strong! And I'll be your friend. I'll help you caaaaaarrryy on!

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    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      Who cares about dumb old Kansas?

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      Whoops, there I go daring to take the name of Kansas in vein.

    4. Webizoid

      Webizoid

      *vain *shot*

  20. Sauce Mama

    My brother really makes me mad sometimes.

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    2. PatBack

      PatBack

      I know your pain, bro.

    3. thespongebobfan

      thespongebobfan

      same here man

    4. thespongebobfan

      thespongebobfan

      same here man

  21. Sauce Mama

    Waayyy wook! It's Wlapward! Wlapward's woing to work.

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    2. Macseed

      Macseed

      Wow Wlapward! Why ware wou wacting wike whis?

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      I sure hope me and my nose can fit in.

    4. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      WLAMMAS ARE GONNA KWILL WUS AWWLLL

  22. Sauce Mama

    I rented "It's A Spongebob Christmas!" on iTunes. It's downloading..... ohhhhhh man! :D

    1. box

      box

      I hear there's an "Idiot Box" sequel in it.

      Automatic :3

    2. PatBack

      PatBack

      May you upload it on Youtube?

    3. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      I would, but I don't have an account, and I don't know how. :/

  23. Sauce Mama

    Sweet. I can't access my own social group cuz I'm "not allowed". HA!

    1. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      YA U!

    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      It's a problem with permissions. Hopefully we can have this resolved in no time. :)

    3. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      That's the funniest thing I have ever heard all day! Well actually no, nothing will beat this adorable kid in special ed who sits next to me calling our science teacher a frat boy! :S

  24. Sauce Mama

    MWAHAHA. Happy Halloween guys!

    1. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      Happy Halloween!

  25. Sauce Mama

    Ok, so weird. There was an earthquake in SoCal around midnight this morning. 3.9 mag. What the heck?

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    2. Cha

      Cha

      Really? I didn't feel anything. :S

    3. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      I didn't either, I must've slept through it. Just like all the other earthquakes that happen in the early mornings. :P

    4. Cha

      Cha

      I guess we're just use to them. :P

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