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  1. Old Man Jenkins

    Nothing like tearing up the Games section with my pal, Crushingmayhem. Just like the good ole days

    1. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      True that, the Refuge memories never fade do they?

  2. Old Man Jenkins

    Time for some belated breakfast. Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in my bowl of Oops All Berries

    1. Aya♥

      Aya♥

      Boo Berry is the best cereal

    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Frankenstein Berry yeeeeah yeeeeeaaah!

  3. Old Man Jenkins

    I'm getting up earlier and earlier lately >_>

    1. Clappy

      Clappy

      Sleep meds bro. Try them. They give you the best night sleep ever. :D

  4. Old Man Jenkins

    Mobile xat chooses a fine time to screw around with me.

    1. Cha

      Cha

      I feel your pain since I'm mobile most of the time now.

  5. Old Man Jenkins

    Finally finished Slippery Smooth. Yay, I actually finished something else!

  6. Old Man Jenkins

    This chapter is taking longer to write than I expected. #SlumFaithful

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    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      Don't make me pull out the time cards! :P

    3. Webizoid

      Webizoid

      The fate of the Slums is in your hands, Mr. Jenkins.

    4. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      The deed is done.

  7. Old Man Jenkins

    THIS OLD MAN HE PLAYED POGO

    1. Macseed

      Macseed

      pogo.com?

    2. William Leonard

      William Leonard

      Nick-nack paddy-whack.

    3. Cha

      Cha

      With a NickNack Patty Sponge give a Dawg a bone.

  8. Old Man Jenkins

    First episode of Sponge Brawl Championship Wrestling has been posted. Check out the action.

  9. Old Man Jenkins

    Look at all the mini squids.

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    2. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      who's the third? i see ha and clappy turned into puppets but only them.

    3. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Squid Wood

    4. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      didn't see him there for a sec. sorry wood.

  10. Old Man Jenkins

    The Clappy/Jelly/OMJ threesome came back full swing on the xat earlier tonight. One of the reasons I missed the place. Thanks for the deep convo tonight guys.

    1. Cha

      Cha

      I wish I could have been there longer but my phone was jacking up. :/

  11. Old Man Jenkins

    Guests. Guests everywhere!

    1. Jjs Goodman

      Jjs Goodman

      I knew they'd be back to invade.

    2. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      can someone tll thm they can do moree than reading if they join already? its starting to get annoying.

  12. Old Man Jenkins

    To S(lums)BU episodes posted in the same week?! Why am I making it out like a big deal? Carry on.

    1. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Dammit, OMJ. Why must you make these cliffhangers?

    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Muahaha

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      I really need to start reading your show.

  13. Old Man Jenkins

    This belated status goes out to one Patrick Star. Congratulations, sir, you have just given me me one thousandth like!

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    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Yes to both questions.

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      Cause I wonder where you are.

    4. Metal Snake

      Metal Snake

      Congrats on your milestone!

  14. Old Man Jenkins

    Going to a Carlos Santana concert tonight. Now I can die with some dignity.

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    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      Man it´s a hot one

      like seven inches from the midday sun

    3. Metal Snake

      Metal Snake

      Eh, dying in love is better. Have fun!

  15. Old Man Jenkins

    Wow, this place is usually dead this time of night. I feel so apart of something now!

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    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Aloha to dat, cuz!

    3. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      nope. sorry i dont know the meaning of amirite.

    4. Clappy

      Clappy

      LOO LOO LOO LOO LOO LOO!!!!

  16. Old Man Jenkins

    HUTTAH

    1. Clappy

      Clappy

      PATHULU

    2. Cha

      Cha

      WATERLOOOOO

  17. Old Man Jenkins

    This isn't a democracy anymore!

    1. Clappy

      Clappy

      It's a Shanepremacy.

    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      #Ricktatorship

      I killed my best friend for you people!

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      *Carl starts to tear up next to Lori*

  18. Old Man Jenkins

    I see only the Fantastic Four are logged on. FOR GLORY!

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    2. Cha

      Cha

      Heh...heh *nervouslly sweeps OMJ's house*

    3. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      GRRRRRRRRR CHAWAAAAARD!

    4. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      I woke up to see this and I started laughing hahaha great performance, guize.

  19. Old Man Jenkins

    What better way to celebrate Valentine's Day than with Brother Love? I love ya! I love ya!

    1. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      i know another way. completely ignore it

  20. Old Man Jenkins

    What with all the universal hate for the film, I'm considering watching Move 43 tonight. Either that or Hansel and Gretel.

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    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      Go see Movie 43 and please let me know what exactly that is about.

    3. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      I personally prefer to call Cruiseday, but yeah.

    4. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Claps, you have to review this one day. It's so sleazy and you'll find yourself going "wtf" and laughing at how bad it can be at alot of points more than laughing for the sake of good humor.

  21. Old Man Jenkins

    I'm bringin' it around town...AT NIGHT

  22. Old Man Jenkins

    North Korea is apparently threatening to test out nukes and Hawaii is most likely their first target. It's been nice knowing y'all.

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    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      No! Well.... maybe. I think you're right. :P

    3. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      they are testing. quick get the hulk over there immediatly

  23. Old Man Jenkins

    My 2nd anniversary on this site passed and I didn't even remember. Oh well, might do something about it later. Or not.

    1. Elastic Dawg

      Elastic Dawg

      Old Man Jenkins. Jim Morrison. NOW

    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Into this site I'm born.

    3. Elastic Dawg

      Elastic Dawg

      Into this forum we're thrown

  24. Old Man Jenkins

    It's not easy being green.

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    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Thanks brohas! Much appreciated.

    3. Macseed

      Macseed

      I'm so not used to your name not being orange. But congrats :)

    4. JCM

      JCM

      You can say that again.

  25. Old Man Jenkins

    Dang, Manti got catfished.

    1. Clappy

      Clappy

      Lolwut?

    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Manti Teo's girlfriend's death was a hoax because she "never existed". Basically, somebody was pulling his chain hard.

    3. Space Cowboy

      Space Cowboy

      He's been smeckledorfed!

      That's not even a word, and I agree with ya!

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