Harrison Ford

Have I REALLY managed to post here AGAIN without making everyone wait nearly a full year? IT'S A MIRACLE!!!! But in all seriousness, here is the first part of my next episode of "Total Cartoon Paradise City". I hope that you enjoy reading it as much as I did writing it! / "Pet Sounds (And Sights)!" Sniz is standing in front of Paradise City, and he says: "Last time, on 'Total Cartoon Paradise City'; after Plankton found out the hard way that he really DID have feelings for Karen, Henry came up to Plankton with an INTERESTING proposal! Apparently, Henry wants to become a HOST of THIS show instead of a mere contestant…like THAT’S ever going to HAPPEN! And after spelling out just WHY Plankton’s plans are always DOOMED to fail from a LOGICAL standpoint, Plankton decided to make an uneasy alliance with Henry. Meanwhile, Squilliam was DESPERATE to get Squilivia to fall in love with him! When a boombox song trick didn’t work and Squilivia made it clear that in no uncertain terms, that she was EVER going to be impressed by Squilliam’s PATHETIC attempts at TRYING to impress her; Squilliam DECIDED to trade his allegiance from the Fearless Flamingoes to the Killer Crocodiles, JUST in an attempt to spite Squilivia! Not exactly sure if that was your BEST move, Squilliam! The challenge involved baby-sitting, as the two teams had to get a kid safely from one end of the Las Vegas Strip to the other. During the challenge, while Rock was HELPING to motivate our contestants to run; a trained rhino ran right into Plankton’s Mini-Mecha and FORCED Plankton out of it! With Rock unable to stop, it took a newly recruited Elwood to do what NEEDED to be done! Elwood saved Plankton, at the cost of Elwood’s own clothes! Even though Plankton’s life had been saved, the Fearless Flamingoes had won the challenge! However, something else happened that was TRULY unexpected; General Barracuda FINALLY passed his Anger Management Class! What wonders will NEVER cease?! Realizing that the math would be AGAINST him, Henry decided to BETRAY Plankton by voting with everyone else and FINALLY; voted the demented amoeba OFF of the game! I bet Plankton never saw THAT one coming! We are now down to nine contestants, and practically ANYONE could be voted off next! So, what kind of great challenge are we going to have today? I’ll give you a hint, this episode is LITERALLY going to the dogs! Find out how on today’s episode of ‘Total Cartoon Paradise City’!” / Instead of the normal show open, a montage of all the main “Paw Patrol” puppies (as well as Tracker, Everest, and Liberty) are seen during some of their greatest moments from the “Paw Patrol” TV series, all set to the tune of the George Clinton song: “Atomic Dog”. / George Clinton sings: “Yeah, this is a story of a famous dog, for the dog that chases its tail will be dizzy. These are clapping dogs, rhythmic dogs. Harmonic dogs, house dogs, street dogs. Dog of the world, unite - dancin' dogs. Yeah, countin' dogs, funky dogs. Nasty dogs (Dog!) Atomic dog! Atomic dog! Life on all fours, when you're out there walking the streets; may compete, nothin' but the dog in ya! Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah! Bow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah! Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah! Bow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah! (Life on all fours!) Un-tied dog in a telematic society, (when you're out there walking the streets.) Ain't your average huckleberry hound! (May compete, nothin' but the dog in ya!) Why must I feel like that? Why must I chase the cat?! Darn the dog in me! Life on all fours, when you're out there walking the streets; may compete, nothin' but the dog in ya! Roof! Roof! Roof! Why must I feel like that? Why must I chase the cat? Nothing but the dog in me! Why must I feel like that? Why must I chase the cat?! Nothing but the dog in me! Why must I feel like that? Why must I chase the cat?! Nothing but the dog in me! Why must I feel like that?! Why must I chase the cat?! Nothing but the dog in me! Do the dogcatcher, dogcatcher! Do the dogcatcher! Do the dogcatcher, dogcatcher! Do the dogcatcher! (Dog, dog, dog!) Do the dogcatcher! Baby, do the dogcatcher, oh! Why must I feel like that? Why must I chase the cat? Nothing but the dog in me! Why must I feel like that? Why must I chase the cat?! Nothing but the dog in me! Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah! Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah! Bow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah! Just walkin' the dog! Oh, atomic dog! Futuristic bow-wow, leader of the pack; Wild dog! Why must I feel like that? Why must I chase the cat? Just the dog in me, nothin' but the dog in me! Why must I feel like that? Why must I chase the cat? Just the dog in me, nothin' but the dog in me! Why must I feel like that?! Why must I chase the cat?! Just the dog in me! Dog in me, dog is in me! Talking dogs; dog's in me! Do the dogcatcher, dogcatcher! Do the dogcatcher! Do you wanna do the dogcatcher? Well, baby, why don't you do it again for me? Dogcatcher, dogcatcher! Do the dogcatcher! House-trained dogs, wild dogs! Say it again! Why must I feel like that? Why must I chase the cat?” / And the song fades out and ends as the montage ends. / In a replica of the Luxor Hotel, Bubble Bass, Blonda, Toddler Rube, Bonnie, and Elwood are all seen sleeping peacefully in the same room; until General Barracuda comes in with a BIG gong and BANGS it! The loud clang jolts everyone in the room awake! Blonda yells: “Where’s the fire?!” Bonnie asks: “Is it time for the BAKE sale?!” Elwood asks: “When did camp get back in session?!” Bubble Bass groans and says: “Oh, it’s just dad wanting to get training started!” General Barracuda says: “Absolutely! The sooner I can pass on my training, the sooner that THIS can stop!” Toddler Rube says: “Well, it’s nice to know that he’s flexible about this thing!” Bonnie groans and says: “Fine! I’ll get dressed, but I won’t like it!” And Bonnie runs into the restroom to get changed! Blonda merely waves her wand and poofs herself up into her fancy clothes. Blonda says: “I understand waking Elwood up early, but why the rest of us?!” General Barracuda says: “Simple! When I started, I did all of MY hard work WITHOUT the support of ANYBODY who would help teach ME right from wrong! But I don’t want to see Elwood making all of the STUPID mistakes that I made! Luckily for me, this time; I have the support of a whole family to help teach Elwood how to be smart as WELL as strong!” Bubble Bass says: “So, that’s where the REST of us come in!” General Barracuda says: “And since I don’t want Rube to miss out, I thought we’d educate him along with Elwood. I think it would be a good learning experience for him.” Toddler Rube says: “Just so long as I don’t have to do any MARINE training! Dad says that since we NORMALLY live underwater, that would be kind of redundant!” General Barracuda says: “Don’t worry, you won’t have to do any physical training until you’re 12, the same age Bubble Bass and Elwood were when THEY first went to Kamp Koral!” Blonda seriously asks: “Remind me, HOW did that help THOSE two again?!” Bubble Bass seriously says: “I made friends with Harv and Kevin, WHO I still keep in regular contact with! As for Elwood; that legitimately was an oversight that we are NOW making up for!” Bonnie comes out of the restroom dressed in her normal track clothes, and Bonnie asks: “The one thing that puzzles me is, what do you plan to do; once you HAVE passed on your training?” General Barracuda says: “I’ve actually thought long and hard about that! I’ve never told anyone else this, but I’ve always wanted to become a Durian farmer!” Elwood asks: “Durians?” Bubble Bass says: “It’s an exotic fruit, similar to pineapples; it normally grows in Malaysia.” General Barracuda says: “Correct! During my downtime in-between seasons, I’ve been researching various ways to make Durians grow in the soil of Bikini Bottom! Normally, Durians have a REALLY bad smell; but they have a REALLY great taste! What I’ve been trying to do, is to grow a breed of Durian that RETAINS the great taste of normal Durians; but LACKS the pungent smell of NORMAL Durians! And I think I’ve recently finally got the breed of Durians that I want to start off with!” Toddler Rube says: “Sounds like an interesting hobby…or whatever it is you PREFER to call it!” General Barracuda says: “I’d like EVERYONE to know the great taste of Durians! Who knows? Maybe if my farming does good enough, Mr. Krabs might want to even sell Durian shakes!” Bubble Bass says: “I’ve personally never HAD Durian shakes, but I’d like to TRY it!” Blonda asks: “Can we try YOURS, now?” General Barracuda says: “That will have to wait! First thing’s first! We’ve got to get Elwood’s training out of the way! Early bird and the worm, you know!” Elwood opens the hotel window, only to discover that the sun hasn’t even risen above the horizon yet! Elwood seriously says: “I don’t think that even the WORMS are up, yet!” General Barracuda says: “It’s just an expression! Besides, I’m doing this to help YOU out! Bubble Bass, he means a LOT to me! He’s the smartest kid I’ve ever had, and the one I’m actually kind of GLAD that I’ve gotten to spend so much time with! And…seeing how much you WANT to be with him; I want to help fit YOU into a family again! It would finally give me a chance to use my muscles for all the RIGHT reasons for once! It…might be the last real chance I get to use them!” Bonnie seriously says: “You HAVE thought long and hard about this, haven’t you?!” General Barracuda seriously says: “It’s not like I came upon this decision lightly. My stepdad died recently, and my mom is getting up there in years. I want to make sure I’ve passed on something I know to someone worthy. And Elwood? There’s something about HIM in this family that just feels right! Besides, it would be nice to know that I can actually RELAX for once in my life! I’ve lived a hard life for a LONG time! The time has come for me to finally EARN my hard rest and relaxation!” Bubble Bass says: “There’s not a lot like it; I know from plenty of experience of my own!” General Barracuda says: “Come! We’ve got a lot to do, and not a lot of time to do it!” (Confessional) Bonnie says: “I guess time really IS a funny thing, all things considered! For Rube, it seems to move REALLY slow! But for General Barracuda? It seems like he’s going ahead with this thing as if he seems to be under some kind of a time crunch! And in way, I guess he kind of is! It certainly can’t be EASY for a guy like HIM to start losing HIS strength! And I don’t think any of us personally KNOW what that feels like! I guess I just want to help him out through this transitional phase anyway we can. After all, if we do that; it would be good karma for ALL of us!” / Blonda says: “Prior to becoming mortal, time meant next to nothing to me. But now that I AM physically aging like everyone else, I’ve learned to savor every moment; especially considering Bubble Bass and Rube! Madame Hagfish says that they’ll both LONG outlive me! I didn’t ask how; I’d rather NOT worry about how I might not be in the picture and instead focus on spending the time that I can WITH them! See how that works?” / Bubble Bass says: “I’ve personally never seen General Barracuda train before, and now; I’ll finally get a chance to see General Barracuda train Elwood from basically the ground up! Elwood is already strong; I just need to help him become smart and know how to control his strength! Besides, I’ve always kind of WANTED a brother even if it IS only in a metaphorical sense! Still, all things considered; I’d RATHER be writing SOME kind of a book INSTEAD of doing THIS!” / Toddler Rube says: “All things considered; I think this training thing will be really good for Elwood. After all, Flats probably wants nothing to do with him; and I’m not sure if anybody else wants to really spend time with Elwood. And I personally can’t understand why! Elwood seems like a really nice guy! And once we get done helping him, I know he will be a member of the family we can all rely on! At least, that’s what I’m personally hoping for!” (End Confessional) In the Luxor Hotel, Squilliam has gathered the other Killer Crocodile members to have a meeting. Henry yawns, and he says: “Tell me, WHY did you feel the need to wake the rest of us up at SIX in the morning?!” Squilliam seriously says: “Hey! Be THANKFUL I didn’t wake you up at FOUR in the morning! General Barracuda and HIS family have already been doing training for the past TWO hours now!” Lori sarcastically says: “Well, GOOD for them! But remember; even a VERY great BEAUTY needs her BEAUTY sleep!” Gordon scoffs and says: “BEAUTY sleep?! You’d have to SLEEP for like a MONTH before YOU’D look ANY prettier!!!!” Lori pretend-gags and says: “UGH!!!! You are SUCH a typical cat! You know NOTHING of how PRETTY of a human that I am!” Gordon nods and says: “Maybe so, but at LEAST I ADMIT it unlike Squilliam!” Squilliam asks: “Why are you signaling ME out?! What about Henry?!” Henry scoffs and says: “I’ve ONLY ever had eyes for June, and she’s not EXACTLY a raging beauty!” Lori scoffs and sarcastically says: “Not that I would EVER be in YOUR league!” Squilliam seriously says: “Can we PLEASE stop this petty arguing?! This is SERIOUS! This team is down to FOUR team-mates compared to the Fearless Flamingoes! And the only reason why it’s NOT down by MORE, is because I GRACIOUSLY decided to trade my allegiance for THIS team!!!!” Lori sarcastically says: “Whoo, whoo, whoo. Extra, whoo, whoo, whoo! Like THAT’S helped us out any!” Henry seriously says: “You’re a REAL mood-killer, do you KNOW that?!” Lori seriously says: “YOU try living with TEN siblings younger and STUPIDER than YOU are! All things considered, it’s actually AMAZING that I am as SANE as I still AM!” Squilliam seriously says: “See?! This ARGUING is precisely WHY this team keeps LOSING!!!! And I would like for that to STOP!!!!” Gordon scoffs and says: “PLEASE!!!! The only reason you want THAT to happen, is because you want to get your petty ‘REVENGE’ against Squilivia; who was NEVER interested in YOU in the first place, and your PATHETIC little ego can’t STAND that!” Squilliam yells: “At least I WAS interested in someone who was LEGALLY an adult unlike YOU!!!!” Gordon yells: “You think you’re all THAT; don’t you, Squilliam?!” Squilliam scoffs and says: “DUH!!!! Compared to the rest of you, I AM all that! And the only chance this team has of ever WINNING any more challenges, is to listen to me! The OBVIOUS solution to all our problems, is to EXPLOIT the WEAKNESSES that the Fearless Flamingoes have; and BREAK their fragile unity apart!” Henry scoffs and asks: “What weaknesses would THOSE be?! From all I’ve seen, the only weakness that the Fearless Flamingoes ever had was with Franz Flubb! And he’s LONG since been gone from the game! What weaknesses did YOU ever witness while with the Fearless Flamingoes?!!!” Squilliam starts to say: “Well I--!!!!” Then he FREEZES as he is absolutely STUMPED that he can’t THINK of ANYTHING significant about his former team! Lori seriously says: “That’s what I thought! You know NOTHING about your FORMER team, and I bet you don’t know ANYTHING about us! Squilivia was RIGHT!!!! You ONLY care about YOURSELF, without giving ANY consideration to anybody else!” Squilliam seriously says: “That doesn’t mean that my POINT about exploiting the weaknesses that the Fearless Flamingoes have is any less VALID!” Gordon says: “Be that as it may, unless YOU can prove that you CAN show that you KNOW about ANYTHING regarding ANYONE except yourself; any ideas that YOU might have are practically WORTHLESS to the rest of us!” Squilliam yells: “At least I actually HAVE an idea!” Lori seriously asks: “You call what YOU have an idea?! It’s a NOTHING BURGER!!!! There is LITERALLY nothing in your burger, with the ‘Burger’; being a metaphor for your BRAIN!!!! Honestly, if you’re the SMARTEST creature in the ocean; I’d HATE to meet its DUMBEST!!!!” Henry seriously says: “Exactly! You just WASTED 15 minutes of MY life that I’m NEVER going to get back! Call me when something REALLY important happens, like HELL freezes over! And I think YOU’LL know what THAT looks like!!!! Come Lori, lets try and get a couple more hours of sleep!” Lori seriously says: “That’s the FIRST intelligent thing I’ve EVER heard YOU say!” And Lori and Henry walk back to their rooms. Gordon goes up to Squilliam, and Gordon says: “Let me give you ONE piece of free advice, Squilliam! If you WANT to act like the SMARTEST creature in the entire UNIVERSE; without ANY proof whatsoever to back that up, you technically have the right to do so! But when you do, you THEN can’t honestly act surprised when OTHER creatures turn out to be SMARTER than you THINK they should be!” And Gordon walks back to his room as well! (Confessional) Squilliam asks: “ME?! Not SMART?!!!” He laughs nervously and then seriously yells: “I’ll tell YOU who’s NOT smart!!!! Blind, CRAZY, STUPID cats named GORDON QUID!!!! Gordon is going DOWN; Gordon is going DOWN; Gordon is going DOWN!!!!” / Gordon scoffs and says: “And I thought that Mr. Blik had delusions of grandeur! Compared to SQUILLIAM, Mr. Blik is a SAINT! I’m never going to take HIS relationship for granted again!” / Henry groans and says: “It looks like its up to me to be the only SANE man of THIS competition…AGAIN!!!! Squilliam and Gordon are completely EXPENDABLE by this point! Honestly, the only contestant who is even REMOTELY on MY level is Lori; and she’s barely even TRIED! Of course, if either Gordon and/or SQUILLIAM were the next contestants to go; that would FORCE Lori Loud to step up her OWN game…which would benefit ME a lot!!!! All I have to do is to figure out ways to GET Gordon and Squilliam eliminated WITHOUT personally getting involved! If BULMA can do it, then so can I!” / Lori scoffs and says: “Don’t get me WRONG; I have PLENTY of brains and skills, but if they THINK I’m going to do more than the bare MINIMUM to get myself to the Final Three, they’re going to have to try a LOT better than they HAVE been doing to get ME to exert myself! I saw what happened to BULMA when she tried to do that! It did NOT end well for her, at ALL!!!! That’s why I’ve made it a personal vow to NOT do more than I absolutely have to! I’ll outlast all of those other FOOLS!!!! I’ll just wait for everyone else to take themselves OUT; and be the LAST Killer Crocodile left standing once the dust settles! Sometimes, it’s GOOD to be the oldest one in MY family! I have all the BRAINS!!!!” (End Confessional) The sun finally rises over the horizon, and a loud rooster is heard crowing: “Cock-a-doodle-doo!!!!” Abby rushes into Freddy’s room and asks: “Was that Peck?!” Freddy removes his sleep blinders and looks around. Freddy says: “Probably not! Heaven knows where Sniz and Fondue managed to find a rooster that can crow THAT loud!” Guapo and Squidina come in, and Guapo says: “It’s probably just another one of their ways that they have designed to get everyone awake and ready for whatever today’s challenge is going to be!” Squidina seriously says: “You would THINK that with all the resources that they have, they could find LESS annoying ways to wake everyone else!” Freddy scoffs and he says: “Are you KIDDING?!!! At this point, I’m pretty sure that they ENJOY waking us up like this on PURPOSE!!!!” Abby sighs and says: “You’re probably right, Freddy!” Freddy asks: “Say, where’s Squilivia?!” Guapo says: “She said something about wanting to get an early start on everyone else! And quite frankly, I can’t blame her! That woman’s got to do SOMETHING to get that AWFUL Squilliam Fancyson out of HER mind!” Squidina scoffs and she seriously says: “Don’t we all!” (Confessional) Squidina seriously says: “You KNOW the Killer Crocodiles are an ABYSMAL team when they’ve already LOST four of the last five challenges, and yet Squilliam Fancyson STILL manages to somehow be in the game. Granted, up until the last challenge; he WAS with us, but that’s BESIDES the point! At the rate the Killer Crocodiles are going, I’m not sure if we’re going to be SEEING most of them for much longer! They’re SERIOUSLY living up to their own name a lot TOO literally if you ask me! It’s a good thing our team is Fearless!” / Freddy says: “Normally, I like waking up to the sound of a rooster crowing; especially if it’s my SWEET Peck doing it! But if it’s not Peck doing it, I notice it; and it doesn’t feel soothing to me! I’m not even sure if I CAN scientifically explain it; but that doesn’t MEAN that my point isn’t valid!” / Guapo says: “Squidina and I are pretty lucky that we’ve already figured out what we want to get out of this competition! The hard part is working together to make sure that we ARE able to stay together, for as long as we realistically can! The Killer Crocodiles have definitely made it easy for us SO far, but that probably won’t last forever! But all things considered, I will DEFINITELY take competing against the REST of the Fearless Flamingoes; over ANY of the Killer Crocodiles ANY day of the week!” / Abby says: “Don’t get me wrong, it’s not like I’m NOT used to waking up when a rooster crows; except that I’m NOT on a barnyard! If I WANTED to wake up when a rooster crows, I would’ve stayed AT the barnyard! Still, things COULD be worse! I could be on a team that DOESN’T value teamwork and unity! I sure lucked out getting put onto the Fearless Flamingoes team!” (End Confessional) All of the contestants are now all dressed, and are all eating breakfast in the cafeteria. Squilliam looks at Squilivia as she finally runs in, and she wipes off all her exercise sweat with a towel! Squilliam charmingly says: “Lovely morning for a run, wasn’t it?!” And without even LOOKING at him, Squilivia simply walks past him with a: “HMPH!!!!” Squilliam sourly says: “OH, so it’s going to be like THAT; is it?! FINE!!!!” (Confessional) Squilivia asks: “Does Squilliam HONESTLY expect ME to make small talk with HIM, after everything he’s SAID?! He’s not even on MY team anymore, and yet he STILL expects a reward for basic DECENCY; maybe not even THAT! He expects an award for JUST existing! I have a good mind to tell him that he can ACT like it, but he’s NOT the center of everyone’s UNIVERSE! Certainly not MINE, that’s for sure!” / Squilliam scoffs and seriously says: “Come on! How was THAT comment offensive to her?! Did I even SAY anything condescending about HER?! It’s not like I’m PLANKTON who mistreated HIS wife! I did NOT sign up for this show to be IGNORED like this! If I WANTED to be ignored, I would’ve AGREED to go to Lady Upturn’s EXTENSIVE Squidward Art Collection exhibition! And we all know THAT’S never going to happen…unless I HAPPENED to lose a bet, WHICH I highly DOUBT will ever happen; EITHER!!!!” (End Confessional) At that moment, Bonnie, Blonda, Elwood, and Toddler Rube all run in, wearing Milk Delivery uniforms and carrying fairly large boxes filled with milk bottles, with Bubble Bass and General Barracuda right behind them! Blonda pants and says: “Milk delivery!” Squilivia asks: “Milk deliveries are STILL a THING?!!!” Guapo says: “APPARENTLY!!!!” General Barracuda says: “All part of my training regimen! May not be the flashiest way to get muscles, but it DEFINITELY gets results!” Bubble Bass says: “I can vouch for that! I’m not even being FORCED to carry any milk bottles, and I STILL worked up a sweat!” And at that moment, Sniz comes in and he says: “And it’s on THAT note that we are going to present the next challenge that our contestants will have to work on!” Freddy asks: “What’s the challenge going to be this time, Sniz?” Sniz says: “I’m glad you asked. As you can see, General Barracuda is training Elwood to learn everything that Elwood can, to use his muscles in the right way. And we figured it would be a good idea to do what WE can, in order to help them out!” Lori seriously says: “And by ‘WE’, YOU mean ‘US’!” Sniz seriously says: “Potato, tomato, semantics!” Henry scoffs and says: “You don’t HONESTLY expect US to spend an entire challenge delivering MILK, do you?!” Sniz seriously says: “Of course not; you’re going to be spending the entire challenge, helping Elwood and the rest of his FAMILY deliver milk!” Squidina asks: “How is there any difference in THAT distinction?!” Sniz says: “Only a lot, as you will soon find out!” Fondue comes in, driving a VERY familiar truck with the “Paw Patrol” logo on it! Sniz says: “As you can see, you will be working with some of the VERY best for this episode! The DARLINGS of our Nick Jr. lineup!” Fondue says: “It wasn’t easy to find a break in THEIR schedules, believe me!” Sniz says: “Since there are nine of you, we figured we’d let you work with NINE ‘Paw Patrol’ pups! And to that end, we’re finally ready to present them to you!” The Back of the large “Paw Patrol” truck opens up, and the pups start to pop out as Sniz announces them! Sniz shouts: “Chase, Marshall, Rubble, Rocky, Zuma, Skye, Tracker, Everest, and Liberty!” Freddy says: “Wow! The ‘Paw Patrol’ themselves!” Guapo asks: “Say, how are we ABLE to afford the ‘Paw Patrol’ anyways?!” Sniz pulls out a t-shirt with HIS image on it and says: “MERCHANDISING!!!! Our stuff sells like hotcakes!” (Confessional) Guapo says: “Talk about LEANING on the Fourth Wall!” (End Confessional) Chase says: “Chase is on the case!” Rocky says: “Don’t lose it, reuse it!” Skye says: “It’s time to take to the skies!” Sniz seriously says: “Pups, we discussed this; don’t say any of your trademark catchphrases UNLESS the situation actually calls for it!” Marshall says: “We’ll definitely try to remember that; sir!” Sniz says: “The reason I have asked these nine members of the ‘Paw Patrol’ here, is that you will be using them to HELP Elwood and his family deliver milk.” Squilliam asks: “For the sake of argument, HOW can the ‘Paw Patrol’ do THAT?!” Sniz says: “A little something we like to call ‘Physical Motivation’! We figured that if there were something chasing AFTER Elwood and his family, it would help motivate them to get their Milk Delivery job done faster! Of course, that wouldn’t BE as much fun for us without a twist!” Gordon asks: “And WHAT is the twist going to be THIS time?!” Sniz says: “You HAVE heard of guide dogs for the blind, right? Well, in this case; YOU will all be guides for THESE dogs as we temporarily blind them, with blindfolds!” Fondue takes out nine blindfolds; and starts putting them around the dogs. Rubble says: “Watch it! I’ve got TWO shows I’ve got to work on!” Once the blindfolding is all done, Sniz says: “The ‘Paw Patrol’ is now effectively blind! The task for this challenge is relatively simple! Accomplishing it? Not so much!” General Barracuda says: “Tell them what to expect!” Sniz says: “Right! The ‘Paw Patrol’ can hear, smell, taste, and move; but they are NOT allowed to remove their blindfolds for the duration of this challenge! It will be up to all of you to ACT as the eyes for the ‘Paw Patrol’ and tell them when and where to move as they guide Elwood and his family though-out the Las Vegas City area! Blonda, Bonnie, Elwood, and Toddler Rube have to deliver milk to 63 different locations, and NO cutting corners!” Lori looks at the milk the family is carrying, and NOTICES that Rube’s is carrying significantly less! Lori shouts: “Hey! The rest of the family each has to carry 20 bottles each! Why does RUBE only have to carry THREE?!!!” Toddler Rube says: “First off, I carried four! HERE was my FIRST delivery! Secondly, I AM only two! I don’t HAVE the muscles that everyone else has to carry more!” Freddy says: “OOH; kid has a POINT!” Sniz says: “Luckily for you, I’m feeling generous! Since the Fearless Flamingoes have been doing relatively well; today, they will have to make SURE that Blonda and Elwood do all of THEIR deliveries! HOPEFULLY, you Killer Crocodiles can mange to help Bonnie and Toddler Rube deliver all of THEIR Milk deliveries! The team that finishes with all of THEIR Milk deliveries FIRST will win today’s challenge! And trust me, we WILL know which team finishes first; our camera schedules have all been synchronized for fairness!” Abby says: “That’s comforting to know!” Sniz says: “Oh, and DON’T think about trying to BREAK any milk bottles and calling it a day! The milk bottles HAVE to be delivered in order to count! And IF a milk bottle is accidentally broken, you’ll have to run back here to get a new one!” Guapo says: “Now THAT is what you call a thorough host!” Sniz says: “Now, it’s time to determine which contestant gets paired with which dog! It’s first come and first serve! So, quickly decide which dog you WANT to be partnered with; and GO!!!!” And the contestants quickly scramble to find a dog that they want to be partnered with! Freddy says: “I’ve got Rocky!” Guapo says: “I’ve got Rubble!” Squidina says: “I’ve got Skye!” Squilivia says: “I’ve got Liberty!” Abby says: “I’ve got Everest!” Squilliam says: “I’ve got Zuma!” Lori says: “I’ve got Tracker!” Henry says: “I’ve got Marshall!” Sniz says: “And by default, that means that Gordon has got Chase! I hope you’re all happy with your choices!” Chase is confused and says: “I THINK so, but…wasn’t Gordon a CAT?! Because I’m allergic to…ha…HA…AH-CHOO!!!!” Lori finishes: “CATS?!!!” Henry asks: “THAT’S…not going to be a PROBLEM, is it?!!!” (Confessional) Gordon is holding the blindfolded Chase, and Chase goes: “Ha…HA…AH-CHOO!!!!” Gordon winces as he uncomfortably says: “I…THINK this MIGHT be a PROBLEM!!!!” (End Confessional) Sniz says: “You’ve got one hour to train your respective pup and get them acquainted with your voice and various commands! After that, you will all meet right outside of here to find out the routes each team will need to take in order to complete this challenge! So, I will meet all of you back here in the hour; and we will conclude this episode of ‘Total Cartoon Paradise City’!” / (Commercial Break)

I'll be Harrison Ford, AKA the ONLY actor who had a career that "Star Wars" DIDN'T ruin (according to "Family Guy", anyways)!

Do the "Someday" music video next; it's probably the BEST tribute to "The Sixth Sense" ever made! (Not that I personally KNOW of many, but that's BESIDES the point!)

I will NEVER understand how THAT show and all its GROSS concepts MANAGED to get past the censors of the 1990's, let alone that it managed to actually LAST as long as it did on the air. On the bright side, we DID manage to get Oblina as a pretty decent "Nickelodeon All-Stars Brawl" fighter out of the deal. (Please bring her back for "Nickelodeon All-Stars Brawl 3").

Sure, that's fine. If the name Retro (my Nintendo Switch handle) is available, give me that name; and Private Message me my new password. Please and thank you in advance!

It's been so long since I've used SBC Wiki, I'm not sure if that website still automatically uses the same password that this website uses. I already tried it, and it said the password is incorrect. Is there a way to change my password? I need to add in the information about the episode that I finally completed for "Total Cartoon Paradise City".

I’m…REALLY sorry for almost making you wait for a whole year for the conclusion to this episode. I’m FINALLY going to get back into it; and hammer out the rest of this episode. / “The New Kid In Town” (Continued) / After the commercials finish, the Fearless Flamingoes with Toddler Rube; and the Killer Crocodiles with Billy are waiting at the Finish Line; but neither General Barracuda nor Bubble Bass are anywhere to be seen, and Fondue seems to be having trouble with the computer technology! Sniz comes up to Fondue, and Sniz says: “Come ON; Fondue! We NEED to start THIS challenge YESTERDAY! What’s the hold-up?!!!” Fondue groans; and says: “Oh…the STUPID computers needed to be replaced, because we couldn’t UPDATE those models; and NOW I have to learn a whole brand-new STUPID computer system, that I NEVER wanted to learn how to OPERATE in order to START this challenge! I was not put on NO Earth, to have to learn all these STUPID new computers!” Plankton harshly says: “Watch your mouth! That’s my WIFE you’re talking about!” Gordon scoffs and says: “You’ve got to be kidding! With the WAY you treated her, you’d be LUCKY if she would even DUMP you via text message!” Henry says: “Like YOU’RE one to talk! After all, you had the AUDACITY to--!!” Gordon angrily says: “NO!!!! Don’t even GO there!!!! Everyone here keeps HARPING about how I didn’t KNOW any better about the Human Kimberly, and I’m SICK and tired of HEARING it!” Abby says: “So…whose fault is THAT?! You were the one who STUPIDLY loved her!” Gordon asks: “Don’t you think I KNOW that already?! I just don’t see how I have to keep paying for one STUPID mistake for the rest of my life!” Squilliam scoffs and says: “Tell that to Plankton’s parents! I’m sure they say the exact same thing about HIM every single day of THEIR lives!” Plankton says come over here and say that closer to MY face, why don’t YOU?!” Squilliam scoffs, and says: “You wish!” Toddler Rube looks up at Squidina, and Toddler Rube sincerely says: “Squidina, PLEASE make sure that I NEVER grow up to be like THOSE two malcontents!” Squidina sincerely says: “Wouldn’t DREAM of it!” Lori asks: “Excuse me…’Malcontents’? Isn’t that a big word for a two-year old?” Toddler Rube says: “My mother and father are having me learn random advanced words from the dictionary! They want to get a good jump start on my education!” Fondue seriously says: “Speaking of education, I could really USE an educated man LIKE your father to help me with THIS computer stuff!” Sniz says: “Don’t worry your pretty little head, Bubble Bass will be here before you even know it!” / The camera cuts to show Bubble Bass and Elwood in a fancy public shower, with a wide array of clothes waiting for Elwood after he is finished bathing! Bubble Bass says: “So Elwood, do you understand NOW why you NEED to clean yourself up and get changed?” Elwood honestly says: “I think so, but why did you take SO long just to EXPLAIN so much stuff to me?!” Bubble Bass sighs and says: “Force of habit. I DO have a two-year old to educate. It’s…become RATHER difficult for me to NOT overexplain things!” Elwood says: “Well, to be fair; you kind of always DID overexplain things even BEFORE you had a child!” Bubble Bass sighs and says: “Yeah. I…REALLY got to work on trying to NOT overexplain things!” Elwood says: “Well, you can try now! Try telling me what you already told me; but simplify it!” Bubble Bass says: “Well…I can try. The first thing you have to do is…you have to change!” Elwood says: “I know! That’s why I’m here! You know…to change!” Bubble Bass says: “No, I mean out of your clothes! They’re filthy and WOEFULLY not meant to be worn by a fish your size!” (Confessional) Elwood says: “Give me a break! I haven’t had social contact for a LONG time! Thinking about how some words can have two DIFFERENT meanings wasn’t on the top of my importance list!” / Bubble Bass says: “Is it any WONDER why I overexplain things? Some people…for lack of a better collective term, don’t make it EASY for me to NOT try dumbing it down to THEIR level!” (End Confessional) Elwood is all cleaned up; and is now looking over the choices for his clothes. Elwood says: “So…am I presentable now?” Bubble Bass says: “No, you’re NAKED!!!! But you HAVE grown up to be a rather impressive fish!” Elwood looks at himself, and he says: “Yeah! You ARE right! I AM almost as impressive as YOU!!!!” Bubble Bass asks: “ALMOST?!!! Not often that someone compares themselves to ONLY being almost impressive as me! So, now the next thing we’ve got to do is; we’ve got to figure out your new look!” Elwood asks: “What’s wrong with YOUR look?!” Bubble Bass seriously says: “I had six LONG years after turning 18, prior to deciding that I wanted to look this way MOST of the time! Once you can honestly say that YOU’VE been through the kinds of experiences that I have, THEN we can talk!” Elwood thinks about it and says: “Fair enough! But tell me, what’s with all the fancy clothes?!” Bubble Bass says: “A lot of it is Blonda’s old, unused costume prop collection! Since she figures that Fairy World isn’t going to want HER once she physically starts to age, she thought she would give you something out of her collection!” Elwood says: “That’s really nice of her!” Bubble Bass says: “And just think; once you’ve figured out what you’re going to wear, you’ll be styling with the best of them!!!!” / A montage of Elwood trying out various fancy outfits is seen, with Bubble Bass judging him; all to the tune of the ZZ Top hit song, “Sharp Dressed Man!” / ZZ Top sings: “Ah, yeah! Ow! Clean shirt, new shoes, and I don't know where I am goin' to! Silk suit, black tie, (black tie), I don't need a reason why! They come runnin' just as fast as they can, 'cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man! Gold watch, diamond ring! I ain't missin' not a single thing! Cufflinks, stick pin; When I step out, I'm gonna do you in! They come runnin' just as fast as they can! 'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man! (Uh huh!) Uh huh! Top coat, top hat; but I don't worry 'cause my wallet's fat! Black shades, white gloves! Lookin' sharp, lookin' for love! They come runnin' just as fast as they can, ‘cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man!” / After the description of the last outfit is chosen, Elwood is seen wearing a tuxedo; and Bubble Bass says: “Color ME impressed! Skipper has got NOTHING on YOU!!!!” Elwood says: “I’m not going to pretend that I KNOW who that is!” Bubble Bass softly facepalms himself, and he says: “Oh, RIGHT!!!! You haven’t WATCHED television in a while! We’ve got to get you acclimated! But we’ll do that later! It’s time to get back to watch the challenge, Sniz and Fondue are probably waiting for us!” (Confessional) Bubble Bass sighs contently and says: “Never say that I am NOT a miracle worker! I’m not sure what kind of girl will go for Elwood. But if Blonda went for ME, practically ANYTHING is possible!” / Elwood says: “Back when Lady Upturn was just a camper, she said she would go CRAZY for a man who was dressed like this! I don’t understand WHY! I personally feel like I’m wearing a MONKEY suit! But if it will help me endear myself to Bubble Bass, I’m willing to make the sacrifice of personal comfort for him!” (End Confessional) Bubble Bass and Elwood FINALLY make their way to the challenge! Sniz seriously says: “Well, you FINALLY showed up!” Bubble Bass sighs and says: “I…overexplained things again; force of habit!” Squidina says: “Tell me about it! I keep TRYING to overexplain just why it IS that ‘Spongebob Squarepants’ NEEDS some more EXCITEMENT in its show! I’m…not really sure if that’s the BEST approach!” Bubble Bass says: “And I don’t know WHY you were waiting for me!” Sniz seriously says: “It’s because FONDUE can’t figure out the latest computer model that we had to update to! Heaven knows WHY!!!!” Fondue says: “I don’t get PAID enough to be a NERD!!!! No offense, Bubble Bass!” Bubble Bass seriously says: “Honestly, that’s one of the NICER things I get called! Let me see if I can figure out what the problem is!” Bubble Bass takes one look at the computer and at the thing Fondue has trying to WORK on, and Bubble Bass asks: “How LONG have you been TRYING to get that FILE to run on THAT program?!!!” Fondue says: “A LONG time, and nothing is WORKING!!!!” Bubble Bass rolls his eyes, and says: “Because it’s not SUPPOSED to run on that program with THIS model!!!! Luckily, it’s a VERY easy fix! I’ll just close this OLD program, and I’ll boot up the proper one! And once I open the file in the NEW program, everything will run just fine!” And sure enough, everything is set up just fine for the challenge to start! Plankton scoffs and says: “Show off!” Bubble Bass says: “And PROUD of it!” Bonnie says: “At least you’re quicker than you’re father! He’s STILL at his Anger Management session!” Sniz says: “Yeah, but we don’t have the time or the patience to show General Barracuda in his LATEST anger adventure! And after all the time Fondue spent on his computer, the executives told me that we need to speed the results of this challenge up! So, in order to LITERALLY get things rolling, let us welcome someone who can REALLY motivate our characters to MOVE fast! Rock from ‘Rock, Paper, Scissors’!” And Rock comes rolling up in his fancy Susan car! Henry scoffs and asks: “Is THAT the best guest star THIS episode could afford?!” Rock says: “Actually, no. They wanted to use Rango…or the Paw Patrol, or ANY of the members of the Super Duper Bunny League. But…they weren’t available. So they got ME instead!” Freddy asks: “Why YOU?!” Rock says: “Well, it was a choice between me; or my fellow castmates! And you do NOT want to see Scissors RUN; and you do NOT want to get a Paper Cut! As for me, I’ve been practicing my stopping skills! I won’t intentionally hurt anyone here!” Squilivia says: “That’s comforting to know!” Sniz says: “Anyways, you all know what you’ve got to do, and Rock is here to make sure that you MOVE as fast as you can!” Lori asks: “Will there be a COOL song to help motivate us?!” Sniz says: “As a matter of fact, there will be. The criminally underrated Jefferson Starship song, ‘The Girl With The Hungry Eyes’!” Squilliam scoffs and asks: “Where did you dig THAT one up?!” Guapo shouts: “IGNORE him!” Sniz says: “Noted, let’s move this along! And I want you to remember, ONLY the team that comes in with their kid safely first; AND with all of their team-mates, will win this challenge! And DON’T even THINK about trying to HURT the other team’s kid, PLANKTON!!!!” Plankton scowls angrily and says: “Oh, sure! Automatically single ME out, even though I haven’t DONE anything!!!!” Abby correctively adds: “TODAY!!!!” (Confessional) Abby says: “I don’t want our team to take any chances! We’re going to do our best to WIN regardless of how the other team feels! I just want to make sure they get rid of Plankton, while they STILL have a good chance to do so!” (End Confessional) Sniz says: “It’s time to get this show on the road! Teams, please secure your respective kid!” Squidina grabs Toddler Rube, and she says: “Don’t let go!” Toddler Rube says: “I won’t!” Plankton eagerly says: “I’ll take Billy! I’ll PROVE just how nice I can be!” Lori scoffs and says: “You’re TRYING to prove that you can be nice?! You’d have a better chance of trying to prove that there was ANYBODY who honestly LIKED playing as Lincoln Loud in the FIRST ‘Nickelodeon All-Stars Brawl’ Video Game!” (Confessional) Lori seriously says: “It’s the hard truth, Video Game players; you’ve got to learn to LIVE with it!” (End Confessional) Plankton seriously says: “Well, I don’t care WHAT you think! I have a plan on WINNING, and Henry is going to help me to WIN!!!!” Squilliam seriously says: “Actually, if you DO the math; with Gordon, Lori, and myself already planning to vote you off; Henry doesn’t have a CHANCE of saving you even IF he helped vote with you!” And this gets Henry’s attention! (Confessional) Henry says: “I hate to say it, but jerk-wad has got a point! I made my plan BEFORE Squilliam joined our team! There’s no WAY I can save Plankton now; I’ll just tell the rest of my team to help ME throw Plankton under the bus, and I’ll make myself look more likable and trustworthy in turn!” (End Confessional) Fondue says: “The kids are secure, and the racers are ready to run!” Sniz says: “All right contestants! You will have a 30 second head start before Rock LITERALLY starts rolling after you! Remember, you can’t allow your children to get hurt; or else we’ll have to take the money OUT of Fondue’s paycheck to pay for their medical bills!” Fondue asks: “Why MINE?!” Sniz says: “Because YOU spent so long on the computer, remember?!” (Confessional) Fondue scoffs and says: “Stupid computer!” (End Confessional) Sniz says: “On your marks, get SET; GO!!!!” And the runners start running, and in not too long; Rock starts rolling after them! During a running montage of the runners running past trained lions, a giant rat, trained rhinos, wild horses, and specifically, snooty French people that we picked BECAUSE they were snooty and NOT because they were French! They run past the Luxor replica, than past the Excalibur replica; past the MGM Grand and New York-New York replicas; past the Planet Hollywood replica; past the Bellagio and Paris replicas; past the Horseshoe replica; past the Caesar's Palace replica; past the Flamingo replica; past the in-construction Hard Rock replica; past the Venetian and Treasure Island replicas; and past the Circus Circus replica; all to the tune of the Jefferson Starship hit song “Girl With The Hungry Eyes”. / Jefferson Starship sings: “I like to move at the speed of light! Albert says I can't, but I can! Circle of stone, circle of steel! I want to ride in an iron wheel! I am a child of atomic war! You are the daughter of the overlord! Let's get together on the killin' floor! Give me -- more, more, more, more, more! Violet lightning! Violet lightning! She's the girl with the hungry eyes! The girl with the hungry eyes! She holds up half the sky! The girl with the hungry eyes! I just met the girl with the perfect lips! I just met the girl with the perfect fit! Every atom in my body could inhale her! Speed of light girl, she is a sailor! Na, na, na, na, na; Violet lightning! Na, na, na, na, na, Violent lightning! Na, na, na, na, na, Violet lightning! Now we're movin' at the speed of light! Now we're movin' at the speed of night! And your home gets filled with newer people, people, people! And all your friends are gone; so hang on, hang on to the Girl with the hungry eyes! She hold up half the sky! She's the Girl with the hungry eyes -- I love the Girl with the hungry eyes!” And right as soon as all the contestants are nearing the finish line, a trained rhino comes along and run INTO Plankton’s Mini-Mecha! And the impact is SO strong, it forces Plankton OUT of his Mini-Mecha, and onto the ground! And because Rock is so busy rolling, Rock can’t SEE that he’s ABOUT to run over Plankton! And this alarms Elwood! (Confessional) Elwood says: “I don’t PRETEND that Plankton is a good guy! But come ON!!!! Any guy who is willing to serve food that DOESN’T willingly violate any HEALTH violations can’t be THAT bad! I need to do what ANY other reasonable guy would do in my place! I’m going to save Plankton!!!!” (End Confessional) Plankton screams: “Have MERCY!!!!” And Rock sees Plankton, and TRIES to stop, but Rock has TOO much momentum!!!! Elwood heroically says: “I’ll SAVE YOU!!!!” And Elwood JUMPS in Rock’s way, and while Elwood SUCESSFULLY lifts Rock up OVER Plankton, Rock’s momentum continues, and Rock ACCIDENTALLY tears all of Elwood’s clothes off! But nobody has time to think about that, as the Fearless Flamingoes cross the finish line at the Sahara replica first! Sniz says: “And it’s over! It’s finally over! Kind of feels like there should’ve been MORE to this part! But at this point, I’m just GLAD to have it done! The Fearless Flamnigoes once again have immunity! And…Elwood now looks more or less like he did when he was BORN!!!!” Lori is intrigued and he says: “Now THERE is a REAL man for you!” Squilliam gets incensed and asked: “Is that a DIG against me?!” Lori romantically says: “Can you blame me? He has more abs on him than…Mr. T!” General Barracuda finally arrives, and he reasonably says: “I see nothing funny about that line!” Bonnie says: “Honey, you sounded all reasonable! Did your test go well?!!!” General Barracuda smiles, and he says: “I did it! I finally PASSED my Anger Management test!” Bubble Bass excitedly says: “YES!!!! I KNEW he could do it!” Blonda seriously asks: “REALLY?!!!” Bubble Bass honestly says: “Well, I KNEW he could do it EVENTUALLY; I just didn’t THINK it would be during THIS season!!!!” General Barracuda seriously says: “You know our deal!” Sniz says: “Right! Fondue, take the Shock Collar off!” Fondue says: “I’m going to MISS the shocking!!!!” And Fondue takes the Shock Collar off, and General Barracuda feels his own neck again. General Barracuda says: “It feels so NICE to feel my own neck again! And…Bonnie, I have a confession to make.” Bonnie seriously says: “You figured out a way to take the REAL Shock Collar off, and put a FAKE Shock Collar ON!!!!” General Barracuda reflexively says: “NO!!!!...WAIT!!!! Stupid MUSCLE memory! I mean…’Yes’.” Bubble Bass seriously says: “Don’t look at ME; I didn’t tell her!” Bonnie says: “I figured it out on my own.” General Barracuda asks: “How?” Sniz seriously says: “You WEREN’T paying attention, were YOU?!” General Barracuda asks: “What are you talking about?! You SAID--!!” Sniz says: “We SAID we would shock you whenever you got unreasonably angry, OR whenever we needed a good laugh! But we KNEW you WOULDN’T pay attention to that LAST part, and would only focus on NOT getting unreasonably angry! Of course, I must admit; I never thought you would ACTUALLY curb your anger tendencies on your own for REAL, that was a part that we didn’t plan on!” General Barracuda blushes in embarrassment, and he says: “What you must think of me, Bonnie! I…know I should’ve told you! I wanted to, but I just couldn’t! I just…I just felt so ashamed!” Bonnie sighs, and says: “Honey, it’s okay! Sometimes, people…for lack of a better collective term; do stuff that they’re not proud of. And…sometimes, they can’t talk about it. I know how THAT feels with all the mistakes I’ve made raising Bubble Bass on my own.” Bubble Bass seriously says: “Just for the record, I don’t hold that against you. Neptune knows I certainly didn’t help with the way I acted!” General Barracuda asks: “But if you knew and suspected…for however long it was, why didn’t you confront me about it?” Bonnie sincerely says: “I don’t want to start over again, not right now; not after everything I’ve already been through.” General Barracuda honestly says: “You know what the funny thing is? I honestly thought that I would NEVER stop being angry! I thought that I wanted to be angry forever! But…a funny thing happened recently.” Bubble Bass asks: “What’s that?” General Barracuda sighs and says: “I think I’m starting to lose my testosterone drive that’s driven me and every single one of my bad decisions for so long!” Sniz seriously says: “General Barracuda LOSING his testosterone drive?! Now I HAVE heard just about everything!” General Barracuda says: “And another thing, after seeing how unreasonably ANGRY Franz Flubb was being; it finally CLICKED for me on everything I had been doing WRONG in my life! All my life, it was LIKE I was drinking Poison, and expecting everyone I HATED to drop dead! But…I’m TIRED of always being MISERABLE all the time! I’m TIRED of always being ANGRY!!!! And…I feel my body starting to change! I can’t keep up that level of anger anymore, and I DON’T really want to try! I…know that it’s been DIFFICULT with me! But…I’m finally ready, to try to be the man that my son WANTS me to be! The kind of man that I should be for my grandson! And…I’d like to help Elwood know everything there is to really know about TRUE strength!” Elwood asks: “You want to help ME?!!!” General Barracuda says: “Because I’m losing my testosterone. It won’t be long before I start to lose my strength. I think it’s time I passed on everything I know about strength to someone who could really benefit from it. Only this time, I want someone to use their strength; for all the RIGHT reasons! I think you would be GREAT to help protect this family; in CASE I’m no longer around someday!” Bubble Bass says: “Well, that sounds great; but what about clothes?” General Barracuda says: “With the way I’m going to train him; he’d probably just get them teared up again, anyways!” Rock shouts: “Sorry about that again! I wasn’t planning on Plankton falling out of his Mini-Mecha!” Elwood says: “It’s okay! I’m going to learn how to be a good, STRONG guy! And be a brother WORTHY of Bubble Bass!” Bubble Bass seriously says: “After saving Plankton, you’re already well on your way there!” Elwood seriously says: “That’s good to know!” (Confessional) Elwood seriously says: “Wow! General Barracuda wants to train me! Nobody has EVER shown that much interest in me before! I’ll have to learn everything I can from him! I want to PROVE that his faith in me is not misplaced!” / General Barracuda seriously says: “Change has…never been easy for me. I guess that’s why I’ve been trying to fight it for so long. I thought that if I was more stubborn than anyone else, that I could simply STOP change from EVER happening to ME!!!! And…I’ve finally realized the honest truth; it DOESN’T work! So…I might as well try to work WITH change instead of against it! And with Elwood, I finally have a chance to put all my strength to GOOD use! Teach someone to use their strength for good, instead of their own selfish reasons like I tried to do for so long!” / Bubble Bass seriously says: “I never would’ve guessed that my DAD would ever lose HIS testosterone drive! Still, that would help to explain why it’s suddenly gotten easier for him to be nicer and NOT get irrationally angry; because he simply can’t muster up the testosterone to GET that angry anymore! And honestly? I’m glad that Elwood is going to get some real teaching for my dad in how to use his strength properly! And I’ll help with educating him with his brain! He will be strong in both strength AND brains! Maybe not as smart as me; but he will definitely be a LOT smarter than Plankton, that’s for sure!” (End Confessional) Sniz seriously says: “Killer Crocodiles, it pains me to say this; but you have lost ONCE again!” Squilliam seriously says: “No thanks to Plankton!” Plankton loudly says: “That rhino was in my BLIND spot! I only HAVE the ONE eye!” Sniz says: “In any case, you will all be going to another Elimination Ceremony tonight, to see who gets eliminated next!” (Confessional) Henry says: “I made sure to talk to everyone! Plankton THINKS I’m going to save him, as Plankton is going to try to vote off Squilliam! But he DOESN’T realize that I already told everyone to vote off Plankton! Plankton…is as good as gone!” (End Confessional) / It is night-time, and the Killer Crocodiles are once again at the Elimination Ceremony! Sniz says: “Contestants; I know you’re expecting me to make some kind of grand speech about the reasons HOW you got here, and how you SHOULD avoid it in the future! But the truth of the matter is, I simply don’t FEEL like it!” Lori seriously says: “FINALLY!!!! The ferret is FINALLY making SENSE!!!!” Gordon shouts: “Ignore her!” Sniz seriously says: “Noted! Let’s move this along! It’s time to cast your votes, and hope that Lady Luck is with you!” (Confessional) Plankton laughs easily as he inserts a token into Squilliam’s coin slot! / A split four-screen shot of all the other contestants putting a token into Plankton’s coin slot, can be seen! (End Confessional) Sniz says: “It’s time to reveal who will get chocolate tokens! Henry! Gordon, Lori!” Plankton eyes Squilliam, but Squilliam ACTS like Plankton is doing nothing! Sniz says: “And then there were two! Will it be the evil malcontent, or will it be the new guy? Time to let luck decide! Time your dice hit, and may luck be with you!” A dice block appears over the heads of Squilliam and Plankton, and they BOTH hit their dice blocks at the same time! Sniz says: “Not as big of a landslide as I thought it would be. Plankton, you only got one. And Squilliam…you only got four! But Plankton DID get four votes against him anyways! It’s time for Plankton to go!” Plankton screams: “WHAT?!!! Henry; you PROMISED you would save me! How could you double-cross ME?!!!” Henry seriously says: “Plans change. Squilliam made saving you far more difficult! And I do NOT like having to do difficult things! Besides, now you can apologize to Karen to her FACE!!!!” Plankton seriously says: “If she will even SEE me!!!!” Plankton begrudgingly gets into the cannon, and a tiny helmet is put onto Plankton’s head! Sniz shouts: “Posts everyone, PLEASE!!!!” Fondue, Bubble Bass, Blonda, Bonnie, and Toddler Rube all quickly scramble to get into positions to protect vulnerable stuff from falling off of shelves and stuff! Sniz shouts: “FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE, FIRE!!!!” (BOOM!!!!) And as Plankton is shot into the sky, he shouts: “CURSE you, SNIZ BRONKOWSKI!!!!” Then as he lands far away, he anti-climatically says: “Ouch!” Sniz says: “MAN; that elimination felt good! And now, it’s time for what will THANKFULLY be, Plankton’s FINAL Confessional for this season!” (Elimination Confessional) Plankton is in a hotel, and he says: “Double-crossed by Henry, even AFTER he promised to protect me! And I thought that I was evil! This is why I DON’T actually like WORKING with physical people! Karen may have her quirks, but at LEAST she’s always HONEST with me when nobody ELSE is!!!! If I had known that I’d be facing THIS much pain and agony by coming on this season…I should’ve JUST sucked it up and went back to college! Next time, I’ll get a degree in cooking’ INSTEAD of Advanced Chemical Engineering!” (End Confessional) Sniz says: “Five contestants down, nine to go! And with ANY luck, we won’t have any MORE technical problems we’ll need to work on! Find out for sure on the next brand-new episode of ‘Total Cartoon Paradise City’!” Episode Notes: Elwood joins the cast with this episode, and General Barracuda decides to take him in as his protégé. General Barracuda FINALLY passes his anger management class; and comes clean about the shock collar ordeal. Henry BETRAYS Plankton, and helps everyone else vote him off! Featured songs in this episode are The Eagles “New Kid In Town”, Genesis’ “A Trick Of The Tail”, ZZ Top’s “Sharp Dressed Man”, and Jefferson Starship’s “Girl With The Hungry Eyes”. / Eliminated Contestants: 14. Skeeter Valentine. 13. Franz Flubb. 12. Sheen Estevez. 11. Karen. 10. Plankton. / Remaining Contestants: Gordon Quid ("Catscratch", a Killer Crocodile); Henry ("Kablam!", a Killer Crocodile); Abby ("Back At The Barnyard", a Fearless Flamingo); Squilliam Fancyson ("Spongebob Squarepants", a Killer Crocodile); Guapo Flubb ("The Brothers Flubb", a Fearless Flamingo); Squidina Star ("The Patrick Star Show", a Fearless Flamingo); Lori Loud ("The Loud House", a Killer Crocodile); Squilivia ("Spongebob Squarepants", a Fearless Flamingo); Freddy Ferret ("Back At The Barnyard", a Fearless Flamingo). / Personal Notes: I guess the real reason why I waited so long to finish this episode, is that I thought I could come up with a better ending than the one I did. But…I guess similar to General Barracuda, I’m starting to suffer from burnout trying to come up with great episode ideas! (Cue an unknown number of people asking ‘WHAT great episode ideas’?!) The point is, I’m going to try to wrap the rest of this season up as soon as I can; then I will see how I feel regarding this series. Enough said, true believers! /

What reindeer do when they THINK that no one is watching!

Ice Skating...he's doing it WRONG!!!!

Local green hoodie sweater with a COOL shark on the front and back. Recording system for my NEW computer. (Counted as both a birthday AND Christmas present due to the price). Paid admission to see my Radio Station film fundraiser in January, the movie version of "Tommy"! Two local Movie theater tickets. Carly Simon's "No Secret's" CD. Rascal Flatt's debut CD (from my girlfriend)! The Great Society CD (the band that Grace Slick was a part of BEFORE she joined Jefferson Airplane). A Crossword Puzzles Book (that I'm PRETTY sure was written by A.I., since SOME of the solutions are outright WRONG!) David Bowie's "Pin-up's" CD. (That CD of his in which he sang cover versions of HIS favorite songs). The Best of Quicksilver Messenger Service CD (the band that David Freiberg was a part of BEFORE he joined Jefferson Starship). A cool necklace. Lots of chocolates (already eaten!)

Don't ask ME how that mouse knows how to ice skate!

Here's a way to pull a sleigh that most people don't think of!

Limited 1960's Animation of Ice Skating at its finest!

Only the most fit reindeer are allowed to pull for Santa!

Rare footage of the very first reindeer race!

Do more successful shoveling than...HIM!

How many cute penguins even know how to ice skate anyways?!

Might be the most UNFAIRLY over-hated show by Cartoon Network that they have ever made! That show ACTUALLY won an Emmy! And it had TWO TV movies made for it! Would any show that was criticized as much as THEY were possibly have ANY of THAT if they were actually as BAD as so many people CLAIMED that they were?! I highly DOUBT that!

Who DOESN'T like a delicious Christmas cookie?! (Rhetorical question, don't answer that!)

Skate as cutely as THAT little guy does!

Shovel more than THIS guy!

Time to fly like a reindeer!

To paraphrase the Proclaimers: "Oh, I will fly about 50 miles". (And if I could, I would also fly 50 more!)

Do this, but to snow!