Minty Car

Redskins are a broken mess two preseason games in

I hate being awkward with females

Holy shit, Jared was a child pornograoher

CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE CLOSED!

What do you mean I can't order an oreo pizza? They last forever!

58-59. If you know the Heimlich, apply please

My Nats were picked to go 102-60 by ESPN. If they lose today, they will fall to 58-59 :/

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Trauma Center: Under the Knife hurts my thumb

Don't you hate it when your dog barks all night?

Why do D.C. Sports have to suck

That awkward moment where after getting pizza you turn around and see some guy lighting up a bong in the middle of a street

I want to rule the world

Thanks to everyone who sent their thoughts last night! My dog is sore and on medication, but she will be ok, already getting back to her old self

Don't normally ask for prayers/sympathy or whatever, but keep my dog in your thoughts. Got attacked by a German Sheppard five times over, she's a little 7-8 year old bishan. We're optimistic thanks to vaccinations and such, but knowing you guys care helps as well

Wow, The Clippers on the verge of the buggest choke job in a few years

Nice to have no responsibilities for once

Raise the Roof!

Last final done!

My brother has sat in the bathroom for over 40 minutes just watching youtube. Am I the only one thinking that it's weird?

Nice to be able to say that this health project is finally done

Today has been extremely productive

Thank you all my loyal fans, thank you. *takes a bow* *takes a bow*

Just a few more finals and it's all over

I usually hate being so self-centered, but it only happens once a year: Happy birthday to me