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  1. Wumbo

    big shit like a dinosaur did it

  2. Wumbo

    big shit like a dinosaur did it!

  3. Wumbo

    bringin back the wumbooty in my sig

    1. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      YEAH

       

      them mofos don't know how to act

  4. Wumbo

    BRO I WAS JUST WATCHING YT AND I STARTED WATCHING THE FRED GUY BY ACCIDENT WITHOUT REALIZING IT WAS HIM

    he actually got funny

  5. Wumbo

    Bruno Mars is officially a better Justin Timberlake than Justin Timberlake

  6. Wumbo

    Calvin Harris being good in 2017 kind of makes me retroactively pissed off at basically everything he did before then

    Like, you could have made "Slide" and "Feels" and you made "Feel So Close" instead, come on dude

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    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      yep a "pretty good car alarm" would be an accurate descriptor for calvin harris six years ago

    3. SG19

      SG19

      You don't like "Titanium" and "Without You", Steel?

    4. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      Forgot about "Without You." "Titanium" is decent enough for me, but not that I'm saying that it's up there.

  7. Wumbo

    came in with two girls look like strippers in their REAL CLOTHES

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      a broke ho can only point me to a rich ho

    2. sbl

      sbl

      a yellow bitch with green hair, a real weirdo

    3. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      I upgrade your baby mama to a CONDO

  8. Wumbo

    can we say that SHOES from Texas are dumb?

    1. That Excited SpongeKid

      That Excited SpongeKid

      Ok Patrick that's enough

  9. Wumbo

    clap that ass, you're the only one i love

  10. Wumbo

    Congratulations to Macklemore's "Downtown" for being the first combined song title and artist credit to take up more than one line in my word document.

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    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      I rank all 100 songs, so no it isn't

    3. Sweat

      Sweat

      The spoiler is that the song will be on the top 100

    4. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      Of all the songs in 2015, "Downtown" was definitely one of them.

  11. Wumbo

    damn i graduated university im an adult

  12. Wumbo

    DANCING IN THE DARK

  13. Wumbo

    DAVID BOWIE IS NOT ALLOWED TO DIE

    1. Cha

      Cha

      it's the terror of knowing what this world is about

    2. Sweat

      Sweat

      He's probably chilling on Mars right now

  14. Wumbo

    Daytrip took it to 10

  15. Wumbo

    Do Instruments Of Torture Count?

  16. Wumbo

    don't ask me i don't know what was going on in '98 

     

  17. Wumbo

    don't forget-forget, he called you PINK!

  18. Wumbo

    Drake is an uneven artist but obviously he does something right because every time someone tries to be him it's terrible. Prime example: 

     

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    2. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      nice lowercase lettering 

    3. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      @President Squidward I'M DIFFERENT AND EDGY, LOVE ME AND MY MUSIC

    4. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      ^Ironically in all caps

  19. Wumbo

    Each year there always seems to be a shitty nondescript adult contemporary song that sticks around on the charts for what I can only assume is radio inertia, and this year I predict it'll be Dean Lewis' "Be Alright".

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      I’ve never heard of this song, but maybe that’s a good thing :Laugh:

  20. Wumbo

    Earth might be the worst "song" ever.

    like what the fuck is this

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    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      it sucks shit

    3. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      ARE WE GONNA DIE?

    4. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      There IS Happy Ending...

  21. Wumbo

    either a week has three days now or somethin screwy's happenin with Billboard

  22. Wumbo

    Every line in 6 Foot 7 Foot is gold

    1. G4RY SMELLY

      G4RY SMELLY

      I remember that song from Madden 12 <3

    2. Burgerpants

      Burgerpants

      like lasagna

  23. Wumbo

    Every time I look back at my best of 2017 list I'm reminded that I referred to Kygo as "Kygos" twice.

    That's a pretty bad (and boujee) proofreading error.

    1. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      Every time I look back at my top 10 hit songs of 2014 list, I'm reminded of the fact that I put Sam Hunt on a top 10 list.

    2. Katniss

      Katniss

      I better stop slacking so I can have a best of 2017 list that I can scrutinize for typos :funny: 

  24. Wumbo

    got so many chains they call me chaining tatum

  25. Wumbo

    gotta have some faith in the sound, it's the one good thing that I've got 

     

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