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  1. solid reminder for all to expect a huge rant from me centering on the criticism for Truth or Square later today. Be warned, I'll be really going hard.

    1. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      yup @Harold Claude is right

      rip me

    2. WhoBibbles
    3. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      bring it on-eth, knave

  2. spoiler for my best of animation 2017 list: gravity falls is #1.

    and if you think gf didn't release any new material that year, we got this, so it counts:

    that also technically means that I have a disney property as my #1 for the third year in a row. sorry guys, i guess i can't be diverse or fair when it comes to these lists.

    1. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      Personally I'd put Teen Titans Go: The Night Begins to Shine as my #1

    2. PatBack

      PatBack

      2017 was a shit year for mainstream animation tbh

    3. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      but mainstream animation in 2017 was no worse than being a part of the cartoon community that same year, whereas a majority of it either made constant headlines about TTG or didn't stop hounding on CN for the current direction that the company is in.

  3. Hot take: "Santeria" by Sublime has aged quite poorly.

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    2. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      Looking back on it since the last few times that I thought it was a great song, I've only realized how risque some of the lyrics are...:

      If I could find that jaina, and that Sancho that she's found.
      Well, I'd pop a cap in Sancho and I'd slap her down.

      And I won't think twice to stick that barrel straight down Sancho's throat.
      Believe me when I say that I got somethin' for his punk ass.

      That's also not limited to the subject matter. I can see that the band has a particular ska punk archetype that they're going for. A part of me feels like I shouldn't make a big deal out of the songwriting, but regardless, the rest of me does as I don't see the archetype working on "Santeria."

      The guitar melody for "Santeria" is still great though, which prevents me from loathing it, but I can't adore it as much as I used to do because of the subject matter of a jealous ex-boyfriend trying to win his 'jaina' back by trying to force the 'Sancho' out of the relatioship, even if brutal force is put into question, OR finding another 'jaina' of his own, if it would mean making his old one jealous. So currently, "Santeria" only strikes me as a good-sounding song (so I guess 'poorly' was too strong of me to say) with visible problems underneath those ska punk grooves.

      While I am divisive towards "Santeria", "What I Got," from the same band, is still at least a solid 90s ska punk song in my eyes. I could also name other songs from that genre and time period that hold up well for me including "My Best Friends Are Metalheads, "The Impression That I Get," "Walkin' on the Sun," and "Sunday Morning." Yep, this is by far one of my hottest takes and I'll accept any criticism against my stance (and I was expecting one of my takes for my upcoming year-end 2012-2013 reviews to be one of the hottest).

    3. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      as someone who rarely lets the lyrics make or break a song for me, I understand your opinion but disagree

    4. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      Hot take: Sublime sucks

  4. It looks like we might be facing a dog, huh? I wonder how much ransom you get for a dog? I wonder how much dog you get for a ram? I want a dog. Why don't I have a dog?

    1. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      is that from I want a dog, Charlie Brown?

    2. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      context:

      It's at 5:00

    3. William Leonard

      William Leonard

      THEM HORROR FREAKS ARE REALLY DOGS

  5. When I see Youtube comments along the lines of "Nickelodeon's biggest mistake was not picking up Adventure TIme," I feel like asking them if they'd really want to live in an alternate universe where they did. If Nick had AT, it would've gone towards a different direction, it would've only lasted 2-3 seasons, and Nick Animation would've had more creative control over it. Greenlighting Fanboy and Chum Chum was a mistake, but does anyone else ever think that Nick has been starting to straighten up after living and learning through critical failures such as FB&CC?

  6. Here's a strange question I have for any other music fan on here. I've been thinking about making a supercut at some later point, so I'd like to know if anyone knows of a song or songs with a chorus that ends at "tonight."

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    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      that one starts with "tonight"

      you had one job

    3. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      I should've also mentioned that I'm also counting songs that have lines containing a similar dialect to examples like "Hey Soul Sister" despite not exactly taking place at the end of the chorus. "We Are Young" has the one part that takes a short pause before it leads to the "tonight" long note and the very last word from the song is, of course, "tonight." (Working title for the supercut is the "...tonight/tonight. Supercut")

      Asking for examples for songs that have a chorus that end at "tonight" is my way of getting things started. For those who are wondering how many examples I've got/found so far, I have 31 including "Hey Soul Sister" and the "We Are Young" near-example, holding on for around 10-20 more. Unless you folks want to be surprised by the final result, I'll be willing to share what I've got for when you guys end at a roadblock.

    4. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      "A Thousand Miles"

  7. For those who are wondering how much progress I'm making towards my 2017 list for the year in animation, that is going to wait long until the same month I got my 2015 lists out, preferably by the time my summer break starts. Right now I'm hoping I can get that out before midyear list season.

    For those who are wondering how much progress I'm making towards my 2014 list for the year in animation, I have most of my shortlist crossed out. There's a couple more foreign animated films I need to watch, one more series I need to catch up on, and one more series I need to start watching. I should definitely get my list out by the summer.

    For those are waiting for my next FOP season review, I should get that out by the end of this month. It's going to take some time because Abra-Catastrophe! had given me so much ground to cover.

  8. R.I.P. "Sherlock Gnomes: In theaters March 23rd" memes. ca. 2017-March 23rd 2018.

    Welcome to the world, "Teen Titans Go! To the Movies: In theaters July 27th" memes.

    1. Joker

      Joker

      Show Dogs, in theaters May 18th

  9. I discovered this through my suggestions feed and goodness,  it's no wonder I feel the term rip-off is losing its meaning.

    If you're trying to prove that two things are alike in many ways, do your research before you end up making it sound like you're comparing apples to oranges.

  10. So I just realized that AJR have a number one song on the Alternative chart.

    Why are alt stations putting "Sober Up" in heavy rotation? ...Just why?

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    2. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      Actually, I might as well confess that I actually deleted those comments. After Steel edited out his comment, I assumed he wanted that one deleted along with the replies to that comment. It was a huge mistake on my part and I apologize.

    3. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      Curious as to what the context between those comments were though.

    4. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      welp sorry for assuming that steel

      boy that ajr huh

  11. Watching Caddicarus' review on the George of the Jungle PS2 game makes me realize how much of an enigma that the Canadian animated cartoon show's underdog success is. Like, the show was given a second chance 8-9 years after it ended its run and yet [insert dormant, beloved animated series here] is still waiting around? The show even got its own video game for a handheld and a console when some other big name Canadian animated properties like the Total Drama series didn't?

  12. After finishing up S10 of Fairly OddParents, I'm currently torn on whether Chloe or Mr. Turner was the worst character of the season because my thoughts are lingering towards the latter.

  13. While going through commercials for Nicktoons, I discovered a string of ads for a toy called Pop n Play Pimples. I was expecting some BigSpot.com fakeout only to realize it in the end that such a product actually exists.

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    2. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      This is just my imagination running wild, but sometime around the 2020's, we're gonna have one of those days where we run into fan art of characters getting their pimples squeezed out, and it'll be because of these ads:

       

    3. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      LMAO ZITS

      I LOVE THESE ADS JUST BECAUSE OF HOW STUPID THE IDEA OF IT IS

      Waiting for CN to air the other 4 smh. there's 8 ads in total. 

      -prez, commercial weirdo

    4. MMM

      MMM

      Weird stuff.

  14. After watching one episode of FOP S10, I've never witnessed anything more ironic from the show than the characters telling Barry Roosevelt the Hip Hip Hedgehog "you're terrible!" (as well as "Go back to Redondo Beach!" from Timmy's dad.) when he has like only like 1 minute worth of screentime and 20 seconds of dialogue in the entire episode, and yet we're supposed to hate this one-shot character...because he's a bad rapper yet he gets interrupted by the "you're terrible!" lines. What's ironic about that is that I feel more bad about Barry Roosevelt than I do towards Chloe.

    1. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      And just to reassure you guys...yes. Such a one-time character exists and those such moments exist as well. (The episode in question is "Chloe Rules," for those who don't know what segment I was referring to.)

      I'm also making some very good progress in watching every episode of the show. I just need to watch 12 more episodes from S9 and S10 and by this week, I should be able to have watched every S10 episode.

    2. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      WE'VE BEEN MAKING VINES LIKE ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE DOING THESE DAYS 

  15. I've finally been trying to finish up Legend of Korra since the past two months. I'm now up to Book 3 and after being halfway through Change, I can say for certain that it's a vast improvement from Air and Spirits.

    1. TJ

      TJ

      Book 3 was LOK's best season, for sure. 

  16. So today I just learned that there's a collectible figurine set called Poopeez....and a web animated series based on these toys. Yep...hottest selling toy of the year right here.

  17. It's been a while since I've been active here. Sorry guys, I've been in a coma for 5 years.

    (SBC THEORIES) (NOT CLICKBAIT)

     

     

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    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      Thinkpieces are groanworthy?  Didn’t you do one over the summer? :P 

    3. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      Absurd theory thinkpieces.

    4. Metal Snake

      Metal Snake

      IT'S JUST A THEORY

      Yeah, I agree. I can not believe how bad MatPat's channel has gotten, speaking as a former fan of The Game Theorists.

  18. The age of Cousin Mel may be over, but Steel Sponge lives on...but of course, since my name is still Steel Skeet I'm still gonna go with the theme here until I decide to rename my display name. Steel Sponge will be back though.

  19. On the first day of CN's TTG Christmas marathon that my true love gave to me: a clickbait video from Vailski.

    1. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      On the second day of CN's TTG Christmas marathon that my true love gave to me: two Steven Universe leaks and a clickbait video from Vailski..

  20. Taking a look at the year-end list, I wasn't expecting this particular song to barely crack it, but that one hit single from Blackbear just trumps over anything bad put out by Machine Gun Kelly and G-Eazy Squeeze Cheese in terms of badness.

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    2. Young Nug

      Young Nug

      do re mi a friggin banger smh especially compared to MGK and Gerald 

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      Okay I heard that song for the first time and it actually managed to make me laugh.  It’s so freaking stupid but it’s funny.

      Say what you want about those other two below mediocre white rappers but at least this song has personality in it.

    4. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      "Do Re Mi" may have a personality, but I find it a very insufferable one. This might as well be my unpopular opinion when it comes to my rankings, but then again, I have made some pretty painful cuts - more painful than for my top 10 more-so. Including the hits appearing on my bottom 10, I've had around 17 other songs that I've considered as contenders for that list.

  21. Just to give a little musing towards the worst hit songs lists, I'm surprised at the lack of "Cold" in not only the worst lists but also on the dishonorable mentions so far as I've seen from music critics on YouTube yet I've seen "Don't Wanna Know" appearing often on them and "What Lovers Do" twice on the lists collectively. IMO, "Cold" is one of few M5 songs where Adam Levine is at his worst.

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    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      why are music critics putting out these lists now

      like jumping the gun much

    3. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      The music critics that have started early are not like Spectrum Pulse who wait until the official year-end list is published and/or lay down ground rules for their countdowns. In addition, some of them started forming their lists based on the projected year-end list from the Pulse Music forums. Besides, even if they're kinda sorta jumping the gun, they're still doing it during list season.

    4. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      to rush videos out like this not only before the year is properly over but before the year-end summary is even out smacks of simply wanting to be first to me

  22. So, I've closed down my NaNoWriMo account a year ago and I find it baffling that they're still sending me stuff to my email account. They must really miss the sponge of steel, it seems.

  23. Hey, it's December...and you know what that means?!??

    GRANDPA'S GONNA SUE THE PANTS OFF OF SANTA- but he's also suing me because I'm doing List Season too late. However, I am celebrating this season currently as Catch-Up Month.

    1. Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Rebel the Wolfgirl

      cancel teen titans go :troll: 

    2. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      renew teen titans go :troll:

  24. Okay, so the court session that's going to be next week isn't actually too seriously like we thought it could be. But yeah, nothing else is different. Still have that thing next week along with the fact that I have the entire Thanksgiving week off.

  25. Just a reminder. I'm gonna end up writing my Entertainment lists late again. Right now, I'm dealing with most of my television network service being down so I had to end up missing the one entire week of new SpongeBob and I'm also gonna end up skipping the entire Starbomb if it's still down for the next two weeks. And considering that most of my TV service is down, Nick.com is also cockblocking me when they have the episodes online. Another reason why is that I haven't been doing enough TV viewing all year-round because of my depression over the fact that I haven't been doing anything much all year.

    I'm currently living in the worst year of my life, so you can't really blame me for being tardy on my lists again. I've also been planning on a worst list for animation just to spite 2017, but I may or may not get it out depending on how much time, money (for watching the animated films, of course) or options I'll be able to have for it.

    1. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      I'll at least churn out a year-end Hot 100 2017 review to make up for what's going to be that lost time, but it'll merely be on my blog.

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