Old Man Jenkins Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 You can consider this a reboot of SpongeBrawl Championship Wrestling. This is mostly just for fun and something for me to expend some creative juices on whenever I'm bored. So yeah, don't expect it to be a weekly thing like I had originally planned for SpongeBrawl. I may consider letting y'all create your own wrestlers to spice things up from my previous attempt and get people more involved, but imma let this ride a bit.Roster SpoilerName: SpongeBob SquarePants Nickname(s): The Yellow Avenger, The Quickster, Mr. Absorbency Personality/Gimmick: Happy-go-lucky competitor who is without a doubt one of, if not, the best at his craft. Still keeps a positive attitude in the face of adversity and doesn't let his successes go to his head, not too much at least. Finishing Move: The Technique Signature Moves: - The Bubble Blow - Karate Chop - Up The Hill And Back Name: Patrick Star Nickname(s): The Rising Star, The Elastic Waistband, The Big, Pink, Loser Personality/Gimmick: A relatively lazy competitor, despite his noticeable gifts in the ring. A former world champion kick boxer and quite versatile for his size, he expects to have things handed down to him as an award, not valuing hard work and dedication too much. He does have his moments though, but seems to come up short when he finally puts in effort. Finishing Move: Shooting Star Press Signature Moves: - Throwing Star - Seeing Stars - The Ugly Name: Squidward Tentacles Nickname(s): The Incomparable, Captain Magma, The Artist Unknown Personality/Gimmick: Narcisstic competitor with an explosive temper who delusionally puts himself on a high pedestal and considers himself superior to everyone else despite his obvious lack of certain skills in some areas. Despite all these flaws, he has some sense of honor. Some sense. Finishing Move: Suction Cup Symphony Signature Moves: - Bold & Brash - In Repose - Krakatoa! Name: Mr. Krabs Nickname(s): Armor Abs Krabs, The Million Dollar Crab, Mid-Life Crustacean Personality/Gimmick: Greedy veteran who's mostly still in the game for the money, willing to do anything to fill up his pockets, wallets and bank accounts. Finishing Move: The Payoff Signature Moves: - Krabs a la Mode - The Hook - Armor Ab Slam Name: Sandy Cheeks Nickname(s): The Lone Star, Landy, Airhead, Strongest Critter on Land & Sea Personality/Gimmick: A land animal with an affinity for westerns, who looks to make a better life for herself under the sea, breaking barriers and proving her worth in a much more hostile environment towards her kind. She looks to break down stereotypes regarding herself and her fellow air breathers by proving she's the best not only on land but in the sea as well. Finishing Move: The Arm Cruncher Signature Moves: - Squirrel Jokes - Lone Star Press - Sandy's Rocket Name: Plankton Nickname(s): Minuscule Menace, The Criminal Mastermind Personality/Gimmick: Maniacal, evil genius with a long-standing rivalry with Mr. Krabs and anyone who dare associate with him. An underachiever in life, Plankton strives to achieve greatness and much more in the ring. Finishing Move: Kicking The Bucket Signature Moves: - Plankton's Good Eye - Plan Z - Chum Bomb Name: Mrs. Puff Nickname(s): Puff Mama, Demolition Doofus Personality/Gimmick: Bipolar instructor with a checkered past Finishing Move: License to Kill Signature Moves: - Drive-By - Inflation - Fender Bender Name: Larry the Lobster Nickname(s): Big Larry, Hunka Hunka Larry Personality/Gimmick: A strong person, physically and mentally, who is full of himself and wants be a role model to people by telling them to Live Like Larry, altho his extreme lifestyle is something not suited for all of his admirers. Finishing Move: Resuscitator Signature Moves: - The Bench Press - The Dead Lift - The Anchor Toss Name: Pearl Nickname(s): Princess Personality/Gimmick: Annoying, stuck-up, cry baby, young woman who tries to make a name for herself off of her father's. Finishing Move: The Growth Spout Signature Moves: - The Kuddly Krab - The Bossy Boot - Crying A River Name: Bubble Bass Nickname(s): Tough Customer Personality/Gimmick: Picky competitor who hungers for stiffer competition, but isn't above pulling underhanded tactics should the competition be too fierce. Finishing Move: The Tongue Signature Moves: - Let It Swim - Make Em Cry - 2x4 Animal Style Accomplishment(s): 1-time SBC Global Champion (current) Name: Flats the Flounder Nickname(s): The Bully, Butt Pounder Personality/Gimmick: A bully who takes pleasure out of the suffering of all those he decides to pick a fight with. Finishing Move: Violence Road Signature Moves: - The Kicker - Flatliner - Four-Way Intersection Name: Squilliam Fancyson III Nickname(s): The Prodigal (Fancy)Son, The Professor, Monobrow Personality/Gimmick: Incredibly narcissistic competitor who was born into wealth and power and isn't afraid to brag about it. His father and grandfather before him were both former world champion competitors and he looks to keep the legacy, family name and eyebrow hair going by surpassing even their accomplishments Finishing Move: The Monoblow Signature Moves: - Filthy - Stinking - Rich Name: Old Man Jenkins Nickname(s): Iron Man, Cannonball Jenkins, The Mild One Personality/Gimmick: An honorable former world champion competitor who is absolutely disgusted at how much wrestling has been degraded since "the good, old days". He comes out of retirement in order to put the combat sport back on the right track and to beat respect into the young'ns who don't give respect where it's due. Finishing Move: Cannon Fodder Signature Moves: - Days of Old - Bold New Taste - The Burden Name: Don the Whale Nickname(s): The Killer Personality/Gimmick: A disciple of Larry's who follows his mantra of Living Like Larry. Despite his loyalty to the lobster, Don believes he is stronger than him and looks to prove just that in the ring. Finishing Move: The Anchor Toss Signature Moves: - Killer Krush - Gone Wrong - Black & White Name: The Shrimp Nickname(s): Shrimp Puff Personality/Gimmick: A lonesome shrimp who is constantly put down because of his breed and size. He steps into the ring in order to shut those bungholes up. Finishing Move: Get Lost Signature Moves: - Clawdad - Sneaky Hermit - Open The Door More to be added... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Jenkins Posted January 3, 2014 Author Share Posted January 3, 2014 Nautical World of Wrestling Episode 1: Super 8 SBC Commentators, Perch Perkins and Realistic Fish Head welcomes viewers to the show.Opening The Director-in-Chief of SBC Wrestling, Howard Blandy opens up the show accompanied by Deputy Director, Carl, and announces a Super 8 Tournament that is to take place tonight that'll help crown our first ever SBC Global Champion, the crown jewel of the company. He announces the following wrestlers who will participate. - SpongeBob SquarePants - Patrick Star - Squidward Tentacles - Mr. Krabs - Plankton - Bubble Bass - Squilliam Fancyson - Flatts the Flounder Blandy wishes them all luck before leading us into the first match of the tournament.Match #1: Squidward Tentacles vs Squilliam Fancyson The announcers play up Squidward and Squilliam's rivalry as they both make their respective ways to the ring. Squidward plays his entrance music on his clarinet as Squilliam is accompanied to the ring by his entourage of admirers. They grapple with each other in the ring for what looked like a very even match-up. Squilliam gets cocky and taunts Squidward and the crowd, giving Squidward the opportunity to catch Squilliam by surprise and nail him with a Breath of Fresh Squidward for the pin and the first win of the tournament. Squilliam looks on none too pleased and Squidward celebrates in the ring.Match # 2: SpongeBob SquarePants vs Bubble Bass The announcers play up these two's history with each other at the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob tries using his superior speed, versatility and hyrdrodynamically-designed high flying abilities to keep Bubble Bass at bay, but Bubble Bass soon begins to wrestle control of the match away from his opponent and overpowers SpongeBob. He catches SpongeBob by surprise with No Pickles before putting the sponge away by giving him The Tongue for the win. Bubble Bass rubs it in SpongeBob's face quite literally after the match by mushing SpongeBob's face around with his bubble butt.Backstage Interview Nicholas Withers is backstage with Sandy Cheeks, who tells him and everyone that she may be a land critter, but that she can wrestle with the best of the saltiest of all the sea dogs.Match # 3: Mr. Krabs vs Plankton The announcers play up their long-storied history as they each make their way to the ring. Krabs is accompanied to the ring by his lovely daughter, Pearl, while Plankton is flanked by his computer wife, Karen. Plankton enters his Robo-Plankton suit to wrestle before the match officially begins. Krabs finds himself at a disadvantage against Plankton's physically superior robot suit, but Pearl throws money in his face in order to power him up. The feeling of green overcomes Krabs and he starts putting up more of a fight, beating Plankton into submission with his big, meaty claws. Plankton ultimately steals the win by blinding Krabs with his laser eye and nailing him with his Good Eye for the victory. Plankton looks to inflict more damage on Krabs and his daughter after the match, but gets run off by Krabs' employees, SpongeBob and Squidward.Match #4: Patrick Star vs Flatts the Flounder The announcers play up their past history of kicking butts together in community college. They both use their great strength to kick each other's butts in an all-out brawl. The tide soon begins turning into Flatts' favor as he proceeds to kick Patrick's butt into utter submission in the corner, not letting up for a second. The referee tries to separate him from Patrick, but Flatts is relentless. The referee has no choice but to disqualify Flatts for not listening to his orders. Flatts realizes this and continues taking his anger out on Patrick before finally letting up and leaving his opponent beaten and bruised in the ring, but not before calling him "Tubby". This lights a fire in Patrick who quickly gets up as doctors come in to check on him and attacks Flatts as he was heading to the back. Security comes out and separates them.Backstage Interview Nicholas Withers is now backstage with Larry the Lobster, who tells everyone to start Living Like Larry so that some day, maybe they to can be this damn good before flexing for the camera.Match #5: Squidward Tentacles vs Bubble Bass The announcers remind viewers of their last run-in with each other at the Krusty Krab. Squilliam's entourage of admirers gang up on Squidward as he made his entrance. Squidward manages to fight them all off before the match officially begins. Squidward tries to juke Bubble Bass out with his interpretive dance skills, but Bubble Bass interprets all his moves and counters with some powerful throws, throwing Squidward into all four corner turnbuckles before splashing his entire weight on him on the last corner. Bubble Bass finishes Squidward off with The Tongue for the win in a surprisingly quick match to move on to the tournament finals.Match #6: Plankton vs Patrick Star The announcers plays up the fact that Plankton once took Patrick to the distance in the Fry Cook Games as a Chum Bucket employee. Once again donning his robotic suit, Plankton takes the early advantage against a battle-damaged Patrick, still hurting from his brawl with Flatts. Patrick begins fighting back with his world champion kick boxing skills, damaging Plankton's suit. Plankton goes to blind him as well, but misses with his eye lasers. Patrick counters by taking Plankton to the mat with a powerful Throwing Star before ascending to the top rope and driving his whole body weight onto Plankton with a Shooting Star Press, smashing Plankton's suit in and trapping him down. Patrick gets the three-count for the pin and the win, moving on to the finals of the tournament. Plankton and Karen look on in astonishment as Patrick celebrates.Backstage Segment Howard Blandy and Carl are shown backstage with what looks to be the Global Championship belt in a golden burlap bag, readying it for it's grand unveiling when they crown their first champion.Main Event: Bubble Bass vs Patrick Star for the SBC Global Championship The announcers compares their hunger for Krabby Patties and competition as they both make their ways to the ring. Patrick attacks Bubble Bass, kicking his bubble butt with a flurry of stiff kicks. Bubble answers back with some heavy blows of his own, taking advantage of Patrick's noticeable bruises and injuries. Patrick soon counters with a Throwing Star and goes for the three-count but Bubble Bass kicks out at 2. Patrick goes to lift Bubble Bass over his shoulders again for another Throwing Star, but Bubble Bass' weight proves to be too much for Patrick's fatigued body to handle and crumbles under his weight. Bubble Bass splashes up and down and all over the weakened Patrick with his butt before putting him down using The Tongue. Bubble Bass gets the three-count to win the tournament!Final Segment Howard Blandy and Carl head down to the ring with belt bag in tow. They unveil the new SBC Global Championship belt and awards it to Bubble Bass, officially crowning and recognizing him as their first Global Champion. They try wrapping the belt around Bubble Bass' waist but it doesn't fit. Bubble Bass simply swipes it out Carl's hands and raises the belt above his head as Perch Perkins and Realistic Fish Head signs off. SpoilerQuick Results & Notes Squidward def. Squilliam by pinfall Bubble Bass def. SpongeBob by pinfall Plankton def. Mr. Krabs by pinfall Patrick def. Flatts by disqualification Bubble Bass def. Squidward by pinfall Patrick def. Plankton by pinfall Bubble Bass def. Patrick by pinfall to be crowned the first SBC Global Champion Perch Perkins, Realistic Fish Head, Nicholas Withers, Sandy, Larry, Pearl and Karen all make their on-screen debutsEpisode 2: 01/03/2014 Perch Perkins and Realistic Fish Head welcomes us to the second edition of Nautical Wrestling. They recap the events of the Super 8 Tournament that took place the episode before, hyping up new Global Champion, Bubble Bass, as the fish who defeated SpongeBob, Squidward and Patrick all in one night.Opening Segment Bubble Bass makes his way to the ring with the title tightly secured around his waist. He gets on the mic and brags about his winnings during the tournament and that the sweetest victory of them all was becoming the first ever Global Champion. He talks down to the other competitors on the roster in the back and says that no matter who steps up to the plate first, he'll eat any and all competition up and ensure that they will all LOOOOSE. SpongeBob interrupts and challenges Bubble Bass to a match to see if lightning can strike when it comes to Bubble Bass defeating him again. Bubble Bass doesn't back down, but Squidward comes out next and also challenges Bubble Bass for the title, claiming that if it wasn't for Squilliam's planned attack, he would've felt the sting of his suction cups full force. Bubble Bass doesn't back down from Squidward either and welcomes the chance to toss him around the ring again. Patrick interrupts and also lays down a challenge for the champ and Bubble Bass proclaims he'll simply squash him like a bug again. General Manager, Carl, comes out to calm the situation down and makes SpongeBob vs Squidward vs Patrick the main event of the evening with the winner becoming the number one contender for the Global Title. The three stare each other down as Bubble Bass makes his way towards the back with Carl.Match #1: Sandy vs Don the Whale Don the Whale enters the ring first followed by Sandy. The announcers hype up how they're two of the strongest competitors to ever compete in the Anchor Toss competition. The bell rings and they lock up, competing and grappling in of battle of sheer strength and will. Sandy slowly begins to over power Don but he suddenly unloads a killer offense against her. He goes to nail her with an Anchor Toss, but she counters the throw and locks Don into the Arm Cruncher, wrenching away painfully until Don has no choice but tap out to give Sandy the submission victory. After the match, Sandy throws Don out of the ring with an emphatic Anchor Toss of her own to a mixed reaction from the undersea crowd. Larry the Lobster is shown backstage, watching these events unfold.Backstage Segment #1 Mr. Krabs is counting his money when his counting is interrupted by The Shrimp. Krabs tells him to "Get lost, Shrimp!" The Shrimp refuses and angrily challenges Mr. Krabs to a match right now. The Shrimp mounts an attack on Krabs, beating on him all over the backstage area as a referee arrives, starting the impromptu match-upMatch #2: Mr. Krabs vs The Shrimp The Shrimp continues beating Krabs all over the backstage area, throwing him against walls and other props. He backs Krabs up against a wall and proceeds to beat him up against it before grabbing a trash can and goes to smash it over Krabs' head. Krabs manages fight back with his Big, Meaty Claws before the trash can could connect. He takes The Shrimp over to the buffet table and puts The Shrimp through it with the Payoff. He covers the shrimp for the three-count and the victory. After the match, Krabs puts the trash can over The Shrimp's head and beats on it with his claws some more before grabbing him from behind by the underwear and throwing The Shrimp away with his patented Hook. Plankton storms onto the scene in his robo suit and attacks Krabs from behind, planting Krabs into the hard floor with his Good Eye. Plankton bad mouths Krabs about he went to college before the scene fades out.Backstage Interview #1 Nicholas Withers is backstage with Squilliam Fancyson III. Withers kisses up to Squilliam before asking him why he sent his entourage to attack Squidward before his match with Bubble Bass last week. Squilliam bluntly says it was for the fluke of a loss he suffered to Squidward during the very same tournament last week and that there was no world in the known universe where Squidward Tentacles is better than Squilliam Fancyson III. Squilliam says he has more clout for a Global Title match than Squidward, but instead of whining and complaint like Squidward would do, he will fight his way up the ranks like a Fancyson would.Match #3: Squilliam vs Plankton Squilliam Fancyson comes out accompanied by his entourage first followed by Plankton in his robo suitwith Karen by his side. The announcers play up Plankton's attack on Krabs earlier. Squilliam and Plankton tangle with each other, with Plankton getting the advantage over the much weaker Squilliam, who keeps heading out of the ring with each time Plankton overpowers and slams him around the ring. Plankton follows him out of the ring and unloads on Squilliam before tossing him back into the ring. Plankton goes to nail Squilliam wi his good eye but Squilliam's entourage distract Plankton and the ref as Mr. Krabs sneaks his way into the ring and hits Plankton with the Payoff from behind. Karen tries getting the ref's attention to the situation but Krabs knocks her aside before escaping into the crowd. Squilliam rolls over on Plankton, securing himself his first victory and moving his way up the ranks. Plankton fumes in the ring as Krabs taunts him from the crowd.Backstage Interview # 2 Nicholas Withers is backstage with Old "Iron" Man Jenkins, who says that he is disgusted by what the once great sport of wrestling has become since the glory days when Old "Iron" Man Jenkins reigned supreme. He assures victory for himself tonight but is interrupted by Larry the Lobster, who claims that Old Man Jenkins is too old and unsightly to compete with him in the ring. He tells OMJ to start Living Like Larry before telling the old fart that he'll see him in the ring. OMJ tells Larry that he'll teach him to respect his elders by beating it into him tonight.Match #4: Old Man Jenkins vs Larry the Lobster Both men each make their respective ways to the ring, the announcers hyping this match up as the new breed vs the old dog. The bell rings and the two grapple each other, Larry taking the advantage over the smaller, weaker Jenkins. Jenkins makes up for the lack of strength by out-manuevering the younger and cockier lobster and keeps Larry's left claw wrenched in an arm lock. Larry powers out of OMJ's moves, taking the old man down many times but OMJ fights back using his technical knowledge to continue outsmarting Larry. He grabs Larry in the abdomen with an old school abdominal claw but Larry backs him into a corner turnbuckle and beats him in the corner. OMJ fights back and surprisingly takes Larry down to the mat with strength he never knew he had. Larry matches strength with him and quickly overpowers him again, taking OMJ down with a heavy Anchor Toss. Larry locks OMJ into a claw of his own before putting the old man away with a powerful Clawdad for the pin and the win.Main Event: SpongeBob vs Squidward vs Patrick SpongeBob makes his way to the ring first. Patrick comes out second, but when it's time for Squidward to come out, he no-shows. The scene cuts backstage, where Squidward is seen being jumped on by Squilliam and his entourage. They beat away on him as security attempts to pull them all away. The ref simply starts the match with just SpongeBob and Patrick. They wrestle each other and are very evenly matched. SpongeBob and Patrick continue going back and forth, trading off momentum when Squidward suddenly shuffles down the ramp, visibly still hurting from Squilliam's attack, and enters the match-up. The ref attempts to get him out of here, but Squidward simply pushes him aside and lunges at SpongeBob, who counters and nails him with a Karate Chop to the head, sending Squidward reeling back into Patrick, who also nails him in the face with The Ugly. Patrick picks Squidward up on his shoulders and SpongeBob joins in, putting Squidward out of his misery with their Krusty Krusher double team maneuver. SpongeBob covers Squidward for the three-count and sadly eliminates him from the match.Squidward has been eliminated SpongeBob and Patrick resume their match where they left off. Bubble Bass eventually makes his way out onto the ramp and snickers as Squidward is helped to the backstage area by medical personnel. SpongeBob and Patrick continue exchanging blows and maneuvers as Bubble looks on in amusement. Patrick eventually gets the upper hand and goes for a Throwing Star on SpongeBob, but the sponge counters out and nails Patrick in the head with a thunderous Karate Chop, bringing him down to the mat hard. SpongeBob goes for the pin but Patrick kicks out at 2. SpongeBob picks Patrick back up and goes for The Technique but Patrick counters with The Ugly. He plops down on SpongeBob for the three-count but SpongeBob also breaks out at 2, as well. Flatts the Flounder suddenly charges out to the ring, bumping Bubble Bass out of his way. Patrick is the first one up to his feet but notices Flatts at ringside. Flatts slugs SpongeBob in the face, prompting the ref to call for the bell, thus disqualifying Patrick in order to spite him. Final Segment The bell rings and Flatts begins to beat down the weakened Patrick. SpongeBob attempts to save his friend but is jumped from behind by Bubble Bass. Bubble Bass and Flatts both beat up on SpongeBob and Patrick before quickly shifting their attention towards each other. Flatts shoves Bubble Bass with a smirk, challenging the champ. Bubble Bass shoves back, sending the flounder a few feet away. Flatts slugs Bubble Bass in the face and they get into it with each other long enough for SpongeBob and Patrick to heal up and double team both men, SpongeBob knocking Bubble Bass out of the ring while Patrick knocks Flatts out. Bubble Bass and Flatts retreat up the ramp, Bubble Bass holding his title over his head. SpongeBob and Patrick stare each other down before shaking hands and hugging it out before posing for the fans as the announcers sign off. SpoilerQuick Results & Notes Sandy def. Don the Whale by submission Mr. Krabs def. The Shrimp Squilliam def. Plankton Larry the Lobster def. Old Man Jenkins SpongeBob def. Squidward SpongeBob def. Patrick by disqualification 1) The debuts of Don the Whale, The Shrimp and Old Man Jenkins 2) SpongeBob is the new number one contender to Bubble Bass' Global Title 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clappy Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 (edited) I think I have another spin-off to add to the must read list. Love me some wrestling so of course you know I'll keep up. Edited June 9, 2016 by jjsthekid 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Jenkins Posted January 16, 2014 Author Share Posted January 16, 2014 Episode 3: 01/15/2014 Perch Perkins and Realistic Fish Head welcomes us to the third edition of Nautical Wrestling. They recap the events of the previous episode, talking about the ongoing rivalries between Squidward & Squilliam and Plankton & Krabs. They put over the dominant debuts of Sandy and Larry and the big main event tag team that is to take place later on in the evening between the Krusty Krushers and the Global Champion Bubble Bass & Flats the Flounder.Opening Segment A couch, some chairs and a couple of musical instruments adorn ring with a big neon "Atop Mount Olympus" sign hanging above. The announcers says this will be our first edition of Atop Mount Olympus, hosted by Zeus the Guitar Lord. Zeus comes out and talks about how he hosts the most talked about and must see show on public spin-off access even though this is only his first time hosting. He talks about how his first two guest don't quite get along and wants to bring them out so that they can bring him more ratings so he can get himself a new guitar. He calls out his guests, Squidward Tentacles and Squilliam Fancyson to the ring. They both their individual way to the ring with a mic in hand. They refuse to take a seat, wary of each other. Squidward goes to speak first but Squilliam interrupts him immediately, calling him a peasant and says that he's always been better than him in everyone in life and that his "upset win" during the Super 8 Tourney was nothing but a mere fluke. Squidward interrupts Squilliam now and says that Squilliam just can't accept the cold, hard fact that Squidward finally bested him in something, and that was kicking his tailfin. Squilliam says a filthy, mediocre peasant like him can ever best someone of his creed and pedigree. Squidward calls out Squilliam for constantly sending his entourage to do his dirty work for him, but Squilliam retorts that unlike him, he has many fans who admire him, people who have class and taste and can see what talent and greatness really is, and will do anything to make sure justice is served rightfully to their hero. They get into eachother's faces, huffing their noses at eachother's, but Squilliam flexes his monobrow and pokes Squidward in the eyes with it. Squidward steps back, blinded, as Zeus bonks him in the head with one of his guitars from behind. Squilliam and Zeus beat up on Squidward until Nautical Wrestling manager, Carl, intervenes. He announces that if Zeus wants to get physical, then he will be having his first match against Squidward tonight and that the match will be starting...right now.Match #1: Squidward vs Zeus the Guitar Lord Squilliam joins Perch and Realistic on commentary as Zeus goes right back on the attack. Squilliam continually puts down Squidward all throughout the match as Zeus dominates it. Zeus tosses the chairs outside and pushes the couch away, giving him more room to wail on Squidward. He nails a series of Band Slams on Squidward, until Squidward lays motionless on the mat. Zeus covers Squidward for the three count, securing himself his first victory. Squilliam gets up from the announce table as Zeus celebrates in the ring as if he really accomplished something special. Squilliam puts his foot on Squidward's chest, motioning for Zeus to make the three-count. Zeus slowly pounds the mat three times before raising Squilliam's hand up in triumph. They pose over Squidward before making their exit.Backstage Segment #1 Bubble Bass is seen backstage in his locker room eating a couple of Krabby Patties. A knock is heard at the door and Flats lets himself in. He calls Bubble Bass "Bubble Ass", provoking the Global Champion, but Flats says that he isn't his enemy...yet at least. He assures Bubble Bass that he has his back and that once they squash SpongeBob and Patrick, The Bully is next in line for a Global title shot.Backstage Interview #1 Nicholas Withers is backstage with Plankton and his computer wife, Karen. Plankton says that he plans to get retribution for Krabs costing him his match last week. He reminds everyone that he went to college and that he won gold at the Fry Cook Games with a broken freakin antenna. Karen backs up her man, saying that she has a full-proof plan to beat Krabs and his daughter tonight. Plankton and Karen touch screens before heading off.Match #2: Plankton & Karen vs Mr. Krabs & his lovely daughter Pearl The husband and wife team hit the ring first, followed by the father and daughter team. Pearl is eager to get in the ring, so she starts off the match with Karen. Pearl takes control of Karen, slamming the computer around. Karen eventually tags in Plankton, who's somewhat reluctant to step into the ring with Pearl. Pearl continues to dominate Plankton until Plankton blinds her with his laser eyes, opening up a window of opportunity to really lay some hurt into the whale. Plankton keeps Pearl grounded in his and Karen's corner, taking turns tagging in and out in order to keep Pearl under their control. Pearl manages to catch Plankton by surprise with her Bossy Boot, giving her time to make it back to her corner and tagging her father in as Plankton tries to prevent it without success. Krabs hops into the ring and takes Plankton to the mat with an Armor Ab Slam. He goes for the pin but Karen breaks it up at 2. The ref pacifies Karen as Plankton uses this distraction to get Krabs with his Good Eye, but Krabs powers up and knocks Plankton out with a Big Meaty Claw right to the face of his robot. Karen comes back in to intervene but Pearl lays her out with a Bossy Boot as Krabs covers Plankton for the pin and the win. Plankton and Karen retreat to the back in defeat as Mr Krabs celebrates in the ring with his daughter, who is embarrassed by her father's post-victory antics.Backstage Segment #2 The Drasticals are in the parking lot pulling off some extreme stunts for some fans back there when they're suddenly interrupted by a speeding hot rod. Johnny Krill, leader of the Drasticals, confronts the people in the hot rod, who turn out to be The Street Racers. Deuce Coop, leader of the Racers, tells him bluntly that he and his slow ass friends shouldn't have been in their way. Not Dead Ted and Grand Maul Granny come in to back up Johnny as Rambler and Cherry back up Coop. The Drasticals challenges the Racers to a match, which the racers oblige to, hitting the Drasticals with their car before exiting their vehicle and beating up on the Drasticals, themselves. A ref arrives on the scene and our next match is immediately underway.Match #3: The Drasticals vs The Street Racers Johnny and Coop square off as Not Dead Ted struggles against Rambler and Granny scraps with Cherry. The fight spills all over the parking, countless vehicles being caught up in the chaos. Rambler throws Ted face first through a driver's seat window before picking him back out and slamming him right onto the windshield. Rambler assists Cherry in beating up Granny as Johnny and Coop are evenly matched and exchange blows, until Johnny counters a Skidmark and takes Coop down with a Jackasser. Johnny notices Granny in trouble and comes to her aid by taking the fight right to Rambler, beating him back into submission with surprising strength and resiliency. Johnny sends Rambler face first into a car window but turns around to some hard kicks from Coop. Coop tackles Johnny against the car, but Krill elbows him and fights his way out. Cherry comes in and slaps Johnny in the face, setting him up for a Deadman's Curve courtesy of Coop. Coop makes the cover as Cherry keeps Granny grounded for the win. Coop and Cherry recover Rambler and taunt the Drasticals a bit before speeding away in their car.Backstage Segment #3 Larry the Lobster and Don the Whale are seen backstage discussing the possibility of recruiting Sandy into their ranks, but they're interrupted by Old Man Jenkins, who wants a rematch with Larry. Larry says he's above wrestling someone so old and unsightly so he has Don accept OMJ's challenge. The two head out because that match is up next.Match #4: Don the Whale vs Old Man Jenkins Both men each make their respective ways to the ring to sound off the bell. They grapple with eachother, Don easily overtaking the old man. Larry the Lobster is out doing commentary and talks about how everybody should start living like Larry and that maybe they can be a winners in life like he is. Don continues dominating the match and lifts Jenkins overhead for a Killer Krush, but the old man fights out and counters it into The Burden. Jenkins locks the hold on Don as tight as he possibly can before finally making Don tap out for the win. Larry enters the ring to check on his partner before looming over Jenkins. He offers the old man and hand up, who accepts it. Larry helps Jenkins back up to his feet before raising his hand in victory. Jenkins relishes in the respect he's finally being given until Larry goes ahead and Anchor Tosses him out of the ring, landing hard on the outside.Backstage Interview #2 Nicholas Withers is backstage with the Krusty Krushers. He points out that this is their match together in Nautical Wrestling, but that they are no strangers to each other. SpongeBob says that he's best friends with Patrick and that what they have as a team is special, something that Bubble Bass and Flats can never duplicate. He says that when he beats Bubble Bass for the Global title, he wants Patrick to be the first one in line to challenge him. Patrick chimes in and says that Flats underhandedly prevented him from earning himself a shot last week and calls Flats a bully. He tells Flats to grow a pair and be a star. SpongeBob and Patrick leave the scene for their match, which is up next.Main Event: The Krusty Krushers vs Bubble Bass & Flats the Flounder The Krusty Krushers are out first, followed by Flats and finally, the Global Champion Bubble Bass. Flats and Patrick start off the match and immediately brawl with each other at the sound of the bell. Flats' punches hold more weight and he slowly takes control by continuously pummeling Patrick, but Patrick manages to duck a few punches before taking Flats off his feet with a Throwing Star. He keeps a stunned Flats grounded and takes him to the Krusher corner and tags in SpongeBob. SpongeBob takes it to Flats in the corner, Katate Chopping him down to size. SpongeBob tags Patrick back in and Patrick tosses SpongeBob right into Flats in the corner with a Throwing Star. Patrick goes for The Ugly, but Flats pounds his way out of it and surprises Patrick with a Fourway Intersection. Flats makes the desperate tag to Bubble Bass, who tackles Patrick into one of the corner turnbuckles, shoulder blocking his ribs into the steel post. With Patrick laid out against the corner, Bubble Bass steps back and sets up a Bubble Splash. He charges at Patrick, quickly getting himself winded, and goes for the splash, but Patrick manages to roll out of the way just in time, leaving Bubble Bass with nothing but steel to land against. Patrick tags in SpongeBob, who takes the fight back to Bubble Bass in the corner with a few Bubble Blows before summoning the strength to slam Bubble Bass in the middle of the ring, but Bubble Bass' weight proves to be to much and he crumbles under him. Bubble Bass covers him but only gets a 2 count. Bubble Bass heads back to his corner for a tag, but Flats hops off the ring apron and leaves his partner high and dry, heading to the back not wanting any of it. Bubble Bass fumes as he turns around right into the Krushers' double team Iron Butt maneuver. SpongeBob covers Bubble Bass and gets his team the win by pinning the champ!Closing Segment SpongeBob grabs the Global Title and poses with it before tossing it over to Bubble Bass as a sign that his reign is so coming to an end. Bubble Bass raises the title over his head before running off to the back himself as The Krusty Krushers celebrate with the fans at ringside. SpoilerQuick Match Results & Notes - Zeus the Guitar Lord def. Squidward - Mr. Krabs and Pearl def. Plankton and Karen - The Street Racers def. The Drasticals - Old Man Jenkins def. Don the Whale - The Krusty Krushers def. Bubble Bass and Flats the Flounder - The debuts of Zeus the Guitar Lord, Karen, Pearl, Johnny Krill, Not Dead Ted, Grand Maul Granny, Deuce Coop, Rambler, and Cherry - The first segment of "Atop Mount Olympus" hosted by Zeus the Guitar Lord 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Old Man Jenkins Posted January 20, 2014 Author Share Posted January 20, 2014 Episode 4: 01/19/2014 Perch Perkins and Realistic Fish Head welcomes us to the third edition of Nautical Wrestling. They recap the events of the previous episode, talking about the events that took place on Atop Mount Olympus with Zeus the Guitar Lord between the host, Squidward and Squilliam, Mr. Krabs and Pearl's victory over Plankton and Karen, the bad blood going on between OMJ & Larry as well as The Drasticals and The Street Racers, and finally recapping SpongeBob and Patrick's victory over the Global Champ Bubble Bass and Flats the Flounder in the tag team main event.Opening Segment Bubble Bass comes out to the ring with his title in tow and trashes Flats for abandoning him in the previous episode and says he will gladly kick his butt any day of the week before focusing his attention towards the number one contender, SpongeBob. He tells SpongeBob that he lucked out last time since it was 2-on-1 but that when the time comes for their title match, SpongeBob wouldn't stand a chance against him 1-on-1. Nautical Wrestling manager, Carl, interrupts and tells Bubble Bass that the title will be occurring on the next episode, and that to make sure that his champion looks strong going into the big match, he has booked him in a 3-on-1 handicap match against the debuting Boys Who Cry to help make up for what happened to him last episode. Bubble Bass welcomes the challenge, so Carl tells him that the match will take place...right now.Match #1: Bubble Bass vs Boys Who Cry The Boys Who Cry, Roy, Troy and Lloyd, immediately make their entrance, singing and dancing to Carl, who just smiles and heads to the back creepily. They dance, sing and surround the ring to the sound of their fan girls as Bubble Bass tosses his title aside and challenges them to enter. Lloyd makes the first move and gets Bubble Bass' attention as Roy and Troy jump at him from different angles. They beat him down, Lloyd joining in. Bubble Bass seems to take the punishment and knocks Troy and Lloyd to the side before laying some hard right hands to Roy. Troy grabs him from behind for a headlock, but having little to no neck, Bubble Bass easily fights out of it by tossing Tory overhead, crashing into Roy. Lloyd bounces off the ropes and nails Bubble Bass with a hard kick to the face that knocks his glasses off. Lloyd bounces off the ropes again but Bubble Bass catches him in midair before taking him down with a Boxy Deluxe. Roy lands a drop kick, which doesn't take Bubble Bass down. He goes for another but is caught in midair too and is driven back down on top of Lloyd with a 2x4 Animal Style. Troy beats on Bubble Bass from behind, but gets swiftly overtaken and gets planted down on his fallen band mates with a Make Em Cry. With all three boys grounded. Bubble Bass bounces off the ropes himself and drops his entire weight on all of them with a Bubble Splash for the simultaneous pin!Backstage Segment #1 Carl is backstage in his office and says that tonight's main event will see SpongeBob taking on Flats the Flounder in singles action. He also books Patrick into a match against Larry the Lobster and a rematch between Squidward and Zeus for later.Match #2: Plankton vs Pearl Plankton hits the ring first and grabs his megaphone. He says that he personally requested this match after what Pearl did to Karen last episode, rupturing her hard drive. He also requested that Krabs be banned from ringside for this match so that nothing can get in the way of a clear-cut victor. Pearl makes her entrance and looks like she's in a mix of being pissed and in tears. She says that she won't let anyone disparage her family name and that Plankton should be more afraid of her than she being afraid of him. Plankton brings in a new robo suit for this match, revealing it to be Krab Borg. Pearl looks like she's really gonna bust out in tears as Plankton enters the suit and meets her in the middle of the ring. The bell rings and the match begins. Plankton immediately goes on the offensive and beats Pearl around like nothing. Pearl seems reluctant to attack as Plankton continues laying more pain into her mercilessly, slamming up, down and around the ring. Plankton looks to finish her off with his Good Eye and goes for the three count, but lifts her shoulder up deliberately in order to keep the match going. He continues pummeling her into a pulp, continuously faking out a three count. Krabs comes outing the ramp, trying to restrain himself from interfering. Plankton points towards the big screen, which shows Karen backstage with what looks to be Mr. Krabs' first dollar. Karen threatens to light it ablaze with a match. Krabs find himself torn between his daughter or his dollar. He sweats profusely before running to the back, apparently going to save his daughter as Pearl looks on in tears and shock. Plankton laughs maniacally before going back to work on Pearl. He slams her with three consecutive Good Eyes before finally making the pin, much to the announcer's disgust. Plankton stands and taunts over Pearl as Krabs finally makes his way backstage where Karen was, but only comes across the burnt crisp that used to be his first dollar. Krabs can do nothing but cry.Backstage Segment #2 Sandy is backstage in her locker room as a knock is her at her door. Before she could formally answer, Larry the Lobster and Don the Whale let themselves in anyway. Larry offers her a chance to join him and Don to live a better life by Living Like Larry. Sandy doesn't seem to like the offer, but politely sends the out on their way, saying that she'll think about it.Match #3: Patrick vs Larry Patrick comes out first to a big pop as Larry follows after him to an ever bigger pop, accompanied by Don. The announcers wonder if Larry brought Don along with him because he has doubts he could beat Patrick on his own. Patrick and Larry lock up, Patrick gaining an early advantage. The match goes back and forth, slowly enraging Larry who is in disbelief that he can't firmly hold Patrick down. He consults Don in the corner, who gives him some advice. Larry approaches Patrick again and offers a handshake, which Patrick accepts but Larry pulls him in and nails him with a hard kick to the gut. Larry wrestles control away from Patrick and repeatedly slams Patrick hard into the mat, showing off his superior wrestling prowess. He keeps Patrick under his claw, but Patrick slowly fights his way back into the bout, catching Larry by surprise for a big time Throwing Star that sends Larry out of the ring. Patrick follows suit to follow up, but Don gets in between him and Larry, growling and challenging Patrick to make a move. Larry takes this into his advantage by sneaking around the ring while Patrick is distracted and clocks him from behind before slamming him against the arena floor with a Dead Lift. He Anchor Tosses Patrick back into the ring and ascends the corner turnbuckle for a Bench Press. He leaps off, but is met with nothing but mat as Patrick rolls out of the way. Patrick gets up to his feet and sizes Larry up for The Ugly and nails it. Don gets up to distract the referee, interrupting Patrick's three count. Flats the Flounder rushes the ring and pulls Patrick out, beating him with his bare hands and slamming him into the steel post and barricades violently before tossing him back into the ring, where Larry waits and takes Patrick out with the Resuscitator. Don leaves the ref alone and the ref makes the three count for Larry, giving him a sizable victory. Don celebrates with Larry as Flats enters the ring, standing over Patrick. He proceeds to continue beating on Patrick. Larry and Don both step up and pull Flats off. They stare each other down before they get all smiles. They now triple team Patrick, beating him around the ring. Sandy and Old Man Jenkins rush out and meets them in the ring, driving all three of them off. Flats laughs to himself, satisfied at the beating he gave Patrick while Larry and Don appear livid about Sandy acting against them.Backstage Segment #3 Carl is backstage in his office again and announces that Mr. Krabs and Plankton will take each other on in a First Blood match for the next episode. He also announces that Patrick and Flats will have at eachother full-force in a no disqualification match before booking a tag team match between Larry & Don and OMJ & Sandy. The Drasticals barge into his office, voicing their gripes about what the The Street Racers did last week. Carl books Johnny Krill vs Deuce Coop one on one for the next episode as well.Match #4: Squidward vs Zeus the Guitar Lord Squidward is out first, followed by Zeus, who rubs his previous over Squidward in his face. Zeus takes his time entering the ring, seemingly fearful about taking on a healed and ready Squidward. Squidward finally pulls Zeus into the ring after many attempts to delay the match. Squidward makes the ref signal for the bell and the match officially begins. Squidward beats on Zeus until Zeus targets and kicks out one of Squidward's tentacles right from under him. Zeus mounts an assault on Squidward, who easily wrestles control of the match back into his favor. He whips Zeus into a corner and beats him in with his suction cups and some pretty hard headbutts. He quickly locks in the Suction Cup Symphony on Zeus and wrenches away without mercy, quickly making Zeus tap out for the win. Squidward beats Zeus out of the ring and challenges Squilliam to get his monobrow down to the ring and face him like a man right now. Squilliam casual walks out towards the ring, seemingly unafraid. Squilliam stops himself in front of the ring and looks around at the crowd, signaling towards the ring. Four members of Squilliam's entourage emerge from the front row audience and surround the ring. He signals for them to attack and they storm the ring, but Squidward manages to fight them back out swiftly with multiple Bolds and Brashes, leaving only him and Squilliam. Squilliam seems a bit peeves but simply turns his back and makes his way backstage. Squidward runs out of the ring and clocks Squilliam from behind on the ramp. They trade blows with eachother, but Squilliam clips Squidward with a lowblow and raises him up for a Monoblow but Carl rushes out to stop them, telling them that they can have at eachother next time inside a steel cage. Squilliam looks none to pleased and nails Squidward with a Monoblow on the steel ramp anyway. Squilliam taunts over him once again.Backstage Interview Nicholas Withers is backstage with SpongeBob. He reminds him about Flat's assault on his best friend Patrick earlier in the night. SpongeBob says he should've came to his aid, but that Sandy and OMJ had his back anyway before anymore harm could be done. SpongeBob thinks that Flats did it not only to get a one-up on Patrick but to push SpongeBob over the edge for their match tonight. SpongeBob says the he is usually against extreme violence but tonight, he'll make an exception.Main Event: SpongeBob vs Flats Flats is out to the ring first to boos. SpongeBob comes out next to quite a good reaction. They circle each other in the ring and the ref calls for the bell, signaling the start of tonight's main event. SpongeBob wails on Flats with a flurry of punches and kicks. Flats tries to knock SpongeBob out flat with a hard right hand and nails it. SpongeBob comes back for more and Flats continuously beats him back with powerful right hands. SpongeBob seems to absorb each blow, getting angrier with each hit that connects. SpongeBob ducks one of the punches and proceeds to Karate Chop Flats into a corner before monkey flipping him out of the corner. SpongeBob ascends the top rope for a Up the Hill and Back and nails it, but only gets a 2 count. He pulls Flats back up, who punches and elbows away at Spongebob's gut to break free. Flats runs the ropes and floors SpongeBob with a strong Haymaker and covers for a 2 count of his own. He picks SpongeBob up for a Flatliner but SpongeBob fights out and connects with a Bubble Blow, but Flats once again kicks out at 2. SpongeBob pulls off his tie and tosses it into the crowd and runs the ropes himself for a flying clothesline but Flats catches him for a huge back breaker. He pulls SpongeBob for another Flatliner SpongeBob fights out once again and surprises Flats by beating him around and laying him out with The Technique. SpongeBob makes the cover and gets the pin and the win!Closing Segment SpongeBob stands tall over the fallen Flats and celebrates his victory, but it gets cut short by the arrival of the Global Champion, Bubble Bass. Bubble Bass waddles his way into the ring and steps over Flats in order to meet SpongeBob face to face in the ring. They lock eyes and stare holes into each other's souls. Bubble Bass raises his title over his head in order to taunt SpongeBob, but SpongeBob responds by making a belt motion around his waist. They continue staring each other down as Perch and Fish Head sign off. SpoilerQuick Results & Notes - Bubble Bass def. Boys Who Cry by pinfall - Plankton def. Pearl by pinfall - Larry the Lobster def. Patrick by pinfall - Squidward def. Zeus the Guitar Lord by submission - SpongeBob def. Flats the Flounder by pinfall - The debuts of Boys Who Cry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Old Man Jenkins Posted January 27, 2014 Author Share Posted January 27, 2014 Episode 5: House Party 1 The pyro hits the entrance way as we are welcomed to Nautical Wrestling's inaugural House Party event by Perch Perkins and Realistic Fish Head. They give a rundown of tonight's card, recapping all the events leading up to each of tonight's matches. They talk about Larry and Don's ongoing beef with Old Man Jenkins while trying to recruit Sandy into their ranks. They talk about the rivalry brewing between The Drasticals and The Street Racers. They look back at the beefs between Patrick Star and Flats the Flounder, Squidward Tentacles and Squilliam Fancyson III, & Mr. Krabs and Plankton since the Super 8 Tournament. They finally recap SpongeBob's chase for the gold against the champion, Bubble Bass.Match # 1: Patrick Star vs Flats the Flounder (No Disqualification) Patrick hits the ring first for tonight's opening match, followed by Flats who takes his time to taunt Patrick in an attempt to break him down mentally before breaking him down physically in their match. The bell rings to start the match and they immediately come to blows with each other. Flats gets the upper hand and beats Patrick back with fury before knocking the starfish out of the ring with a strong haymaker. Flats follows suit and goes to grab Patrick, but Patrick fights back with some hard hits to Flats' gut, before clocking him in the eyes. Flats reels back against the steel steps that lead back into the ring. Patrick goes to grab him, but Flats elbows him and knocks him face first into the steel steps. Flats digs under the ring and pulls out a steel. He whacks it against Patrick's back repeatedly, creating a noticeable dent in it. He beats Patrick in the face before throwing him into the ringside barrier, then against the steel steps again. He positions Patrick over the steps, facing his butt out. Flats preps up before proceeding to kick Patrick's butt into submission with The Kicker. Flats taunts Patrick again, calling him "Tubby", which pisses Patrick off beyond belief. Flats lays more punches into Patrick, but Patrick just shakes them all off like nothing. Patrick suddenly lunges at Flats with some thunderous kicks of his own before sending Flats into the steel steps with a powerful Throwing Star. He grabs the steel chair Flats used and whacks Flats all over, breaking it over his head. He lifts Flats up for a Seeing Stars on the floor, but Flats counters and surprises him with a Flatliner on the concrete floor. He makes the cover, but Patrick kicks out at 2. They go back and forth again until Patrick makes Flats See Stars. He covers Flats, who also kicks out at 2. They brawl all around the ring and spill into the ground, beating each other senseless as the ref follows them. Patrick slowly regains the upper hand throws Flats down a long flight stairs between sections of the crowd with a Throwing Star. He covers but Flats still kicks out. Flats gets up and tries nail to Patrick with Violence Road but Patrick counters with The Ugly. Patrick ascends the stairs and reaches the upper levels of the arena. He sizes Flats up and jumps of, defying gravity and landing right on rope of the downed Flats with a Shooting Star Press for the pin and the win! Patrick celebrates his victory with the crowds of fans in attendance as trash gets thrown at Flats.Backstage Segment #1 Zeus the Guitar Lord is backstage and says that he will be hosting a new "Atop Mount Olympus" on the next episode and that his guest will be whoever wins the Global Title match later tonight.Match #2: Sandy Cheeks and Old Man Jenkins vs Larry the Lobster and Don the Whale Sandy is out first for her team, followed by her partner, Old Man Jenkins. Larry the Lobster and Don the Whale both make their way to the ring at the same time. OMJ and Don starts the match off, with Don getting the hand thanks to his superior strength. He wrestles OMJ into his corner and takes turns with Larry beating on the old and unsightly man. They hit OMJ with an array of double team maneuvers such as a suplex and DDT in order to further weaken their opponent and keep the match in their favor. Larry picks OMJ for an Anchor Toss, but OMJ counters it with a roll-up, getting Larry down long enough for just a 2 and a half, shocking Larry due to how close that call was. Larry tries to pull OMJ back in for more punishment but OMJ clocks him with a kick to the face, buying him enough time to makes a tag to Sandy, who proceeds to clean house with Larry. Larry quickly tags out to Don, who tries to regain control of the match, but is only dominated by the land squirrel just as easily. She nails Don with Squirrel Jokes, setting him up for an Arm Cruncher, but Larry jumps in and interrupts the move. The ref sends him back to corner, distracting the ref long enough for Don to take advantage with a hard punch to Sandy's boob, but she catches his hand and attempts to lock in another Arm Cruncher, but Don slips out and makes the tag to Larry, who doesn't seem too pleased with it. He grapples with Sandy, trying to outmatch her with his strength, but she proves to be even stronger. She plants Larry down with an arm drag DDT, locking Larry into the Arm Cruncher after executing it. Larry manages to power out by slamming Sandy repeatedly against the mat before lifting her up for a Dead Lift but Sandy slips out and overtakes Larry with a victory roll combination, securing the surprise three count for her team. Larry looks on shocked as Sandy celebrates in the ring, OMJ still hurting from the match. Larry and Don jumps and double teams her now, demolishing her with their Muscle Beach Reach. OMJ tries to come to her aid but gets thrown around with a Double Anchor Toss. Larry and Don pose for the fans as Sandy and OMJ lay around in a heap.Backstage Segment #2 Mr. Krabs is shown outside of Pearl's dressing room. He knocks on her door, wanting to talk things out with her over what transpired during the last episode. Pearl can be heard crying from the inside, saying that her dad doesn't care for. Krabs says he does care for her, he just cares for more money more since money was there for him all his life. Pearl tells him to get out of her life. A long, tan and handsome male fish suddenly appears behind Krabs. He knocks on the door and goes "Meep Meep". Pearl calls out to him by the name, Octavius, and tells him come inside. Octavius snickers at Krabs before entering Pearl's locker room, leaving Krabs alone outside.Backstage Interview #1 Nicholas Withers is standing by with Plankton. He asks him for his thoughts on finally settling the score with Krabs tonight. Plankton says he has always been in Krabs' shadow all his life, always second rate compared to him, always considered a chump whereas Krabs was seen as the champ. He went to college and won gold at the Fry Cook Games with a broken freakin antennae. Plankton says that blood is thicker than water and that reminds everyone that Krabs let his own flesh and blood down during the last episode, something Plankton would never do to the one he loves, which is saying a lot since Karen has no blood and is only a computer. Plankton says he'll teach Krabs a lesson in that tonight by drowning him in his own blood. Plankton leaves the scene in his Imitation Krabs robot suit for his match which is up next.Match #3: Mr. Krabs vs Plankton (First Blood) Krabs is the first to hit the ring as the announcers play up his feud with Plankton so far, stemming from Krabs' dirty loss to Plankton during the Super 8 Tournament. They say that a clear-cut victory over Plankton tonight could very well lead to a future Global Title shot. Plankton is the next one to come out as the announcers now play up the mind games Plankton has been playing with Krabs as of late, making him choose between helping his daughter or saving his first dollar, driving a wedge between father and daughter. They also bring back up the fact that he resorted to dirty tactics in order to get the win over Krabs during their Super 8 match. The two men meet in the middle of the ring, staring each other down. The bell rings and they immediately comes to blows. The announcers say the only way to win a First Blood match is to make your opponent bleed, which could prove impossible for Krabs considering Planton's robotic metal suit. They also bring up how it may prove difficult for Plankton considering Krabs' iron hard shell. They're evenly matched until Plankton blinds Krabs with his laser eyes and slams him to the mat with some Hot Gas. Plankton clamps Imitation Krabs' claw against Krabs' own left claw, squeezing it so hard to the point that it breaks the shell around Mr. Krabs' claw. Plankton laughs maniacally and begins picking at the exposed claw in hopes of making it bleed but stops himself, slamming Krabs hard to the mat before retracting his claw for a saw blade. Plankton runs it down against Krabs' head, slowly cutting the outer shell around his head. Krabs reaches into his pocket and takes out a penny, inserting it into the obviously visible self destruct slot of Imitation Krabs, causing Plankton's robot to explode. Krabs and Plankton emerge from the smoke and rubble battle-damaged but neither are miraculously bleeding. Plankton is at a severe disadvantage now as Krabs towers over his minuscule body, trying to stomp his opponent. Plankton tries to make a run for it but Krabs finally curb stomps him to mat, splattering him against the mat in his own blood and giving Krabs the victory! Krabs celebrates as Plankton is taken out of the ring on a stretcher. Pearl interrupts the celebration with Mr. Long, Tan and Handsome, introducing him to her father and the crowd as Octavius Rex. She tells everyone that they're the new power couple around here before handing the mic off to Octavius, who tells Krabs that unlike him, he'll take real good care of his daughter. Octavius drops the mic before making out with Pearl on top of the ramp for everyone to see as Krabs just looks on, battle damaged from his match, in anger.Backstage Segment #3 Nautical Wrestling Manager, Carl, is seen near the parking lot, seemingly waiting for someone to arrive. Nicholas Withers arrives on the scene and asks Carl who he's waiting for. Carl replies that he's here to greet the newest member of the Nautical Wrestling. An armored vehicle arrives in the parking lot as Officers John and Nancy exit the vehicle to let out whoever's inside. A large male fish stomps out of the back of the armored truck, bound to the bone in handcuffs. Carl introduces Withers to the violent criminal known as The Tattletale Strangler. Withers tries getting a word from The Strangler but The Strangler just huffs into his face, scaring off Withers. Carl says The Strangler's debut is...up next. The Strangler smiles sadistically before being escorted to the ring by the officers.Match #4: Shrimp vs The Tattletale Strangler Shrimp is already in the ring with a mic in hand, saying he'll prove that his kind can overcome any adversity that may face them by beating whoever his opponent may be in this ring right here, right now. Shrimp immediately eats his words as The Strangler bursts out down the ramp and stomps his way towards the ring. Officers John and Nancy keep their nightsticks at the ready as they free The Strangler from his restraints and let him loose into the ring. He immediately pounces on Shrimp and practically murders him in the corner of the ring before the bell could even ring and start up the match. The referee makes the Strangler ease up on the beating before proceeding to strangle Shrimp in the corner. Since Shrimp is leaned up against the ropes, the ref tries to get the Strangler to let but he violently pulls Shrimp from the corner and strangles him to the ground with his infamous Stranglehold. Shrimp quickly taps out for dear life, giving The Tattletale Strangler his first victory! The ref calls for the bell to stop the match but The Strangler isn't letting up as Shrimp fades out of consciousness. Officers John and Nancy finally enter the ring after about a minute of this brutality and taser him down before cuffing him up again and beating him with their nightsticks. They escort the rabid Strangler to the back as Dr. Forrest checks up on Shrimp in the ring.Backstage Interview #2 Nicholas Withers is backstage with Squilliam Fancyson III. Squilliam greets all us peasants before Withers kisses his tailfin and strokes his ego. Withers asks for Squilliam's thoughts on his steel cage match with Squidward Tentacles. Squilliam's replies that he thinks nothing of it and that it'll simply be a cakewalk for him like everything else in his privileged life. He will prove that he's still the better man and will put Squiddy in his place once and for all, saying he plans on gunning for the Global title once this quarrel with Squiddy is finally over. Squidward shows up to the scene and interrupts, remind Squilliam that he's already beat him clean once and that tonight he will pull it off again, finally knocking Squilliam off his high horse pedestal send him crashing back down into reality, the reality being that Squidward Tentacles is better than Squilliam Fancyson. He also reminds Squilliam that steel cage prevents any interference from anyone in his posse. It'll just be Squilliam locked up in a confined space with him, and that like a caged beast, Squidward will stop at nothing to maul him into oblivion. They go their separate ways as their match approaches.Match #5: Squidward Tentacles vs Squilliam Fancyson III (Steel Cage) Squidward hits the ring first as the announcers plays up his victory over Squilliam during the Super 8 Tournament and how Squidward has always been out shined in life by his opponent. Squilliam is out next and the announcers talks about how Squilliam has been out to get back at Squidward for the loss ever since, wanting to re-assert his superiority over his old rival. They stare eachother down in the ring as the steel cage is lowered down around them. The referees outside make sure the door to the cage is locked and that everything is secured before starting the match off. Squidward and Squilliam grapple with eachother in the ring, both trying to gain an edge over the other but are seemingly evenly matched. They tangle again, but this time, Squidward slowly takes control and takes Squilliam to the ground with a slam. With no disqualifications, Squilliam resorts to fighting dirty, blinding Squidward with his monobrow and kicks him below the belt before tossing him repeatedly into the cage wall. Squidward fights back, keeping Squilliam at bay with a bunch of kicks before low blowing him as well. Squidward now throws Squilliam face first into the cage walls mercilessly, grating Squilliam's faces against the steel until blood comes pouring out of his head. Squilliam catches Squidward by surprise with a quick elbow and hard punch to the face before jumping Squidward for a Monoblow, but Squidward counters and throws Squilliam into the wall once again, bouncing violently off it and right into In Repose. Being able to win only by escaping the cage, Squidward uses this chance to ascend the cage wall but Squilliam cuts him off short before planting Squidward back down with a Monoblow off the top of the cage. Squilliam attempts to make his escape now, reaching the top and stretching his legs over to the other side in order to make the descent back down but Squidward recovers in time to pull Squilliam back in and E Minors him back into the ring, taking a lot out of both combatants. Squidward slowly gets back to his feet and climbs up the cage to escape once again. Squilliam recovers as well and crawls towards the cage door. Squilliam orders for the door to be open, to which the ref complies. Squidward makes his way to the other side of the wall and begins climbing down to the floor. Squilliam frantically crawls through the open door and plops his entire body out just seconds before Squidward drops down to the floor himself. The ref calls for the bell as Squidward begins celebrating, only to be disheartened when it's announced that Squilliam has won. Squidward looks on in disbelief as the ref helps Squilliam to his feet and raises his arm, the announcers theorizing that Squilliam has paid the referee off in order to fix the match into his favor. Squilliam heads to the back with the ref as Squidward explodes in anger at ringside, beating his head against the cage over once again being cheated and one-upped by his nemesis.Backstage Segment #4 SpongeBob is shown backstage hitting the stuffed animal weight set in preparation for his title match as Bubble Bass is shown downing some burgers.Match #6: Johnny Krill vs Deuce Coop Johnny Krill and Deuce Coop each make their respective ways towards the ring. The Drastical pull off some insane daredevil stunts to the ring in order to entertain the crowd as The Racers peel out in their hot rod. The announcers talk about the teams' developing rivalry over the past couple as episodes as Johnny and Deuce meet each other in the ring. Johnny offers a handshake, which Deuce accepts but quickly takes advantage by knocking Johnny back with an underhanded punch. They go at it, Deuce gaining control with a bunch of punch and kick combos. Not Dead Ted and Grand Maul get into it with Rambler and Cherry at ringside, somewhat distracting both competitors in the ring. Granny and Cherry comes to blows and Ted and Rambler both try to pull them apart. Johnny and Deuce continue beating on each other in the room with Deuce going for a Spin Out, but Johnny counters out and hits Deuce with The Kriller in order to earn himself his first victory! Johnny immediately comes to the aid of his teammates, fighting off Ramber and Cherry who quickly retrieves Deuce and leave in their vehicle. The Drasticals get back on their dirt bikes and continue performing stunts for the fans in attendance.Backstage Interview #3 Nicholas Withers is backstage with NWW Global Champion, Bubble Bass. He asks the champ about what his thoughts are heading into his first title defense. Bubble Bass says that SpongeBob calls himself "the best there is", but his victory over him at during the Super 8 Tournament says otherwise. Bubble Bass says that SpongeBob is far from being the best because he will always be there to knock SpongeBob back into reality and that he isn't as good as he like to think he is. Bubble Bass guarantees victory and that Global Title is his to bear for a long time to come. He laughs his bubble ass off before heading off for his match.Main Event: SpongeBob SquarePants vs Bubble Bass for the NWW Global Championship SpongeBob hits the ring to big pop from the crowd. Bubble Bass makes his champion's entrance to nothing but heat. They size each other up in the ring as the ref grabs hold of Bubble Bass' title and holds it up for the both of them and the audience in attendance to see. The ref hands the title off to a crew member at ringside and signals for the bell, officially kicking off our main event of the evening. Bubble goes to grabs SpongeBob, who evades his reach and lays into him with some Karate Chops. Bubble Bass shrugs it off and lands some hard rights into the sponge, who tries absorbing each hit that comes his way. They go back and forth, with Bubble Bass taking control. He hits SpongeBob with the Make It Cry for a two count before throwing him into the corner. He goes to splash SpongeBob in the corner, but splashes into nothing but steel as SpongeBob dodges out of the way by quickly slipping out of the ring. The champion bounces off the corner turnbuckle, giving SpongeBob time to ascend the turnbuckle and take Bubble Bass off his feet with a missle dropkick. He sizes Bubble Bass up and nails him with a Bubble Blow and goes for the cover, but Bubble Bass kicks out at 2 and half. SpongeBob sets Bubble Bass up for his signature Technique and goes for it. SpongeBob first goes like this, spins Bubble Bass around and stops. He Double Takes the champ three times before running the ropes for a Pelvic Thrust. He hits one but Bubble Bass catches him by surprise with a big time spear during the second Pelvic Thrust. He covers but SpongeBob kicks out at 2 and a half. He picks SpongeBob up and nails him with The Tongue. Bubble Bass makes the cover and gets the pin and the win, retaining his championship!Closing Segment The ref hands Bubble Bass the Global Title. Bubble hold the title high above his head in victory, having pulled a win over SpongeBob yet again. Bubble Bass stands over the called sponge as a a large figure stomps down to the ring. It is none other than The Tattletale Strangler, who is free of his restraints and makes his way into the ring to expend some more of his pent up rage on anyone foolish enough to step up in his way. He meets Bubble Bass face to face in the ring. Thy have some words for eachother before The Strangler beats Bubble Bass out of the ring with his bare hands. Bubble Bass retreats back up the ramp with his title in hand as The Strangler proceeds to strangle the life out of SpongeBob, who desperately taps out to get the Strangler to let up, but he doesn't. The Strangler lifts SpongeBob up from the ground, still squeezing his neck, before planting him back into the ring with a Chokebomb. Officers John and Nancy arrive back on the scene, subduing their prisoner and locking him up nice and tight again before escorting him away from the ring. The announcers sign off as SpongeBob lays motionless in the ring. SpoilerQuick Result & Notes - Patrick def. Flats by pinfall - Sandy and Old Man Jenkins def. Larry the Lobster and Don the Whale by pinfall - Mr. Krabs def. Planton by making him bleed - The Tattletale Strangler def. Shrimp by submission - Squilliam def. Squidward by escaping the cage - Johnny Krill def. Deuce Coop by pinfall - Bubble Bass def. SpongeBob by pinfall in order to retain the NWW Global Championship - The debuts of Octavius Rex, The Tattletale Strangler, Officer John and Officer Nancy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Episode 5: House Party 1 The pyro hits the entrance way as we are welcomed to Nautical Wrestling's inaugural House Party event by Perch Perkins and Realistic Fish Head. They give a rundown of tonight's card, recapping all the events leading up to each of tonight's matches. They talk about Larry and Don's ongoing beef with Old Man Jenkins while trying to recruit Sandy into their ranks. They talk about the rivalry brewing between The Drasticals and The Street Racers. They look back at the beefs between Patrick Star and Flats the Flounder, Squidward Tentacles and Squilliam Fancyson III, & Mr. Krabs and Plankton since the Super 8 Tournament. They finally recap SpongeBob's chase for the gold against the champion, Bubble Bass.Match # 1: Patrick Star vs Flats the Flounder (No Disqualification) Patrick hits the ring first for tonight's opening match, followed by Flats who takes his time to taunt Patrick in an attempt to break him down mentally before breaking him down physically in their match. The bell rings to start the match and they immediately come to blows with each other. Flats gets the upper hand and beats Patrick back with fury before knocking the starfish out of the ring with a strong haymaker. Flats follows suit and goes to grab Patrick, but Patrick fights back with some hard hits to Flats' gut, before clocking him in the eyes. Flats reels back against the steel steps that lead back into the ring. Patrick goes to grab him, but Flats elbows him and knocks him face first into the steel steps. Flats digs under the ring and pulls out a steel. He whacks it against Patrick's back repeatedly, creating a noticeable dent in it. He beats Patrick in the face before throwing him into the ringside barrier, then against the steel steps again. He positions Patrick over the steps, facing his butt out. Flats preps up before proceeding to kick Patrick's butt into submission with The Kicker. Flats taunts Patrick again, calling him "Tubby", which pisses Patrick off beyond belief. Flats lays more punches into Patrick, but Patrick just shakes them all off like nothing. Patrick suddenly lunges at Flats with some thunderous kicks of his own before sending Flats into the steel steps with a powerful Throwing Star. He grabs the steel chair Flats used and whacks Flats all over, breaking it over his head. He lifts Flats up for a Seeing Stars on the floor, but Flats counters and surprises him with a Flatliner on the concrete floor. He makes the cover, but Patrick kicks out at 2. They go back and forth again until Patrick makes Flats See Stars. He covers Flats, who also kicks out at 2. They brawl all around the ring and spill into the ground, beating each other senseless as the ref follows them. Patrick slowly regains the upper hand throws Flats down a long flight stairs between sections of the crowd with a Throwing Star. He covers but Flats still kicks out. Flats gets up and tries nail to Patrick with Violence Road but Patrick counters with The Ugly. Patrick ascends the stairs and reaches the upper levels of the arena. He sizes Flats up and jumps of, defying gravity and landing right on rope of the downed Flats with a Shooting Star Press for the pin and the win! Patrick celebrates his victory with the crowds of fans in attendance as trash gets thrown at Flats.Backstage Segment #1 Zeus the Guitar Lord is backstage and says that he will be hosting a new "Atop Mount Olympus" on the next episode and that his guest will be whoever wins the Global Title match later tonight.Match #2: Sandy Cheeks and Old Man Jenkins vs Larry the Lobster and Don the Whale Sandy is out first for her team, followed by her partner, Old Man Jenkins. Larry the Lobster and Don the Whale both make their way to the ring at the same time. OMJ and Don starts the match off, with Don getting the hand thanks to his superior strength. He wrestles OMJ into his corner and takes turns with Larry beating on the old and unsightly man. They hit OMJ with an array of double team maneuvers such as a suplex and DDT in order to further weaken their opponent and keep the match in their favor. Larry picks OMJ for an Anchor Toss, but OMJ counters it with a roll-up, getting Larry down long enough for just a 2 and a half, shocking Larry due to how close that call was. Larry tries to pull OMJ back in for more punishment but OMJ clocks him with a kick to the face, buying him enough time to makes a tag to Sandy, who proceeds to clean house with Larry. Larry quickly tags out to Don, who tries to regain control of the match, but is only dominated by the land squirrel just as easily. She nails Don with Squirrel Jokes, setting him up for an Arm Cruncher, but Larry jumps in and interrupts the move. The ref sends him back to corner, distracting the ref long enough for Don to take advantage with a hard punch to Sandy's boob, but she catches his hand and attempts to lock in another Arm Cruncher, but Don slips out and makes the tag to Larry, who doesn't seem too pleased with it. He grapples with Sandy, trying to outmatch her with his strength, but she proves to be even stronger. She plants Larry down with an arm drag DDT, locking Larry into the Arm Cruncher after executing it. Larry manages to power out by slamming Sandy repeatedly against the mat before lifting her up for a Dead Lift but Sandy slips out and overtakes Larry with a victory roll combination, securing the surprise three count for her team. Larry looks on shocked as Sandy celebrates in the ring, OMJ still hurting from the match. Larry and Don jumps and double teams her now, demolishing her with their Muscle Beach Reach. OMJ tries to come to her aid but gets thrown around with a Double Anchor Toss. Larry and Don pose for the fans as Sandy and OMJ lay around in a heap.Backstage Segment #2 Mr. Krabs is shown outside of Pearl's dressing room. He knocks on her door, wanting to talk things out with her over what transpired during the last episode. Pearl can be heard crying from the inside, saying that her dad doesn't care for. Krabs says he does care for her, he just cares for more money more since money was there for him all his life. Pearl tells him to get out of her life. A long, tan and handsome male fish suddenly appears behind Krabs. He knocks on the door and goes "Meep Meep". Pearl calls out to him by the name, Octavius, and tells him come inside. Octavius snickers at Krabs before entering Pearl's locker room, leaving Krabs alone outside.Backstage Interview #1 Nicholas Withers is standing by with Plankton. He asks him for his thoughts on finally settling the score with Krabs tonight. Plankton says he has always been in Krabs' shadow all his life, always second rate compared to him, always considered a chump whereas Krabs was seen as the champ. He went to college and won gold at the Fry Cook Games with a broken freakin antennae. Plankton says that blood is thicker than water and that reminds everyone that Krabs let his own flesh and blood down during the last episode, something Plankton would never do to the one he loves, which is saying a lot since Karen has no blood and is only a computer. Plankton says he'll teach Krabs a lesson in that tonight by drowning him in his own blood. Plankton leaves the scene in his Imitation Krabs robot suit for his match which is up next.Match #3: Mr. Krabs vs Plankton (First Blood) Krabs is the first to hit the ring as the announcers play up his feud with Plankton so far, stemming from Krabs' dirty loss to Plankton during the Super 8 Tournament. They say that a clear-cut victory over Plankton tonight could very well lead to a future Global Title shot. Plankton is the next one to come out as the announcers now play up the mind games Plankton has been playing with Krabs as of late, making him choose between helping his daughter or saving his first dollar, driving a wedge between father and daughter. They also bring back up the fact that he resorted to dirty tactics in order to get the win over Krabs during their Super 8 match. The two men meet in the middle of the ring, staring each other down. The bell rings and they immediately comes to blows. The announcers say the only way to win a First Blood match is to make your opponent bleed, which could prove impossible for Krabs considering Planton's robotic metal suit. They also bring up how it may prove difficult for Plankton considering Krabs' iron hard shell. They're evenly matched until Plankton blinds Krabs with his laser eyes and slams him to the mat with some Hot Gas. Plankton clamps Imitation Krabs' claw against Krabs' own left claw, squeezing it so hard to the point that it breaks the shell around Mr. Krabs' claw. Plankton laughs maniacally and begins picking at the exposed claw in hopes of making it bleed but stops himself, slamming Krabs hard to the mat before retracting his claw for a saw blade. Plankton runs it down against Krabs' head, slowly cutting the outer shell around his head. Krabs reaches into his pocket and takes out a penny, inserting it into the obviously visible self destruct slot of Imitation Krabs, causing Plankton's robot to explode. Krabs and Plankton emerge from the smoke and rubble battle-damaged but neither are miraculously bleeding. Plankton is at a severe disadvantage now as Krabs towers over his minuscule body, trying to stomp his opponent. Plankton tries to make a run for it but Krabs finally curb stomps him to mat, splattering him against the mat in his own blood and giving Krabs the victory! Krabs celebrates as Plankton is taken out of the ring on a stretcher. Pearl interrupts the celebration with Mr. Long, Tan and Handsome, introducing him to her father and the crowd as Octavius Rex. She tells everyone that they're the new power couple around here before handing the mic off to Octavius, who tells Krabs that unlike him, he'll take real good care of his daughter. Octavius drops the mic before making out with Pearl on top of the ramp for everyone to see as Krabs just looks on, battle damaged from his match, in anger.Backstage Segment #3 Nautical Wrestling Manager, Carl, is seen near the parking lot, seemingly waiting for someone to arrive. Nicholas Withers arrives on the scene and asks Carl who he's waiting for. Carl replies that he's here to greet the newest member of the Nautical Wrestling. An armored vehicle arrives in the parking lot as Officers John and Nancy exit the vehicle to let out whoever's inside. A large male fish stomps out of the back of the armored truck, bound to the bone in handcuffs. Carl introduces Withers to the violent criminal known as The Tattletale Strangler. Withers tries getting a word from The Strangler but The Strangler just huffs into his face, scaring off Withers. Carl says The Strangler's debut is...up next. The Strangler smiles sadistically before being escorted to the ring by the officers.Match #4: Shrimp vs The Tattletale Strangler Shrimp is already in the ring with a mic in hand, saying he'll prove that his kind can overcome any adversity that may face them by beating whoever his opponent may be in this ring right here, right now. Shrimp immediately eats his words as The Strangler bursts out down the ramp and stomps his way towards the ring. Officers John and Nancy keep their nightsticks at the ready as they free The Strangler from his restraints and let him loose into the ring. He immediately pounces on Shrimp and practically murders him in the corner of the ring before the bell could even ring and start up the match. The referee makes the Strangler ease up on the beating before proceeding to strangle Shrimp in the corner. Since Shrimp is leaned up against the ropes, the ref tries to get the Strangler to let but he violently pulls Shrimp from the corner and strangles him to the ground with his infamous Stranglehold. Shrimp quickly taps out for dear life, giving The Tattletale Strangler his first victory! The ref calls for the bell to stop the match but The Strangler isn't letting up as Shrimp fades out of consciousness. Officers John and Nancy finally enter the ring after about a minute of this brutality and taser him down before cuffing him up again and beating him with their nightsticks. They escort the rabid Strangler to the back as Dr. Forrest checks up on Shrimp in the ring.Backstage Interview #2 Nicholas Withers is backstage with Squilliam Fancyson III. Squilliam greets all us peasants before Withers kisses his tailfin and strokes his ego. Withers asks for Squilliam's thoughts on his steel cage match with Squidward Tentacles. Squilliam's replies that he thinks nothing of it and that it'll simply be a cakewalk for him like everything else in his privileged life. He will prove that he's still the better man and will put Squiddy in his place once and for all, saying he plans on gunning for the Global title once this quarrel with Squiddy is finally over. Squidward shows up to the scene and interrupts, remind Squilliam that he's already beat him clean once and that tonight he will pull it off again, finally knocking Squilliam off his high horse pedestal send him crashing back down into reality, the reality being that Squidward Tentacles is better than Squilliam Fancyson. He also reminds Squilliam that steel cage prevents any interference from anyone in his posse. It'll just be Squilliam locked up in a confined space with him, and that like a caged beast, Squidward will stop at nothing to maul him into oblivion. They go their separate ways as their match approaches.Match #5: Squidward Tentacles vs Squilliam Fancyson III (Steel Cage) Squidward hits the ring first as the announcers plays up his victory over Squilliam during the Super 8 Tournament and how Squidward has always been out shined in life by his opponent. Squilliam is out next and the announcers talks about how Squilliam has been out to get back at Squidward for the loss ever since, wanting to re-assert his superiority over his old rival. They stare eachother down in the ring as the steel cage is lowered down around them. The referees outside make sure the door to the cage is locked and that everything is secured before starting the match off. Squidward and Squilliam grapple with eachother in the ring, both trying to gain an edge over the other but are seemingly evenly matched. They tangle again, but this time, Squidward slowly takes control and takes Squilliam to the ground with a slam. With no disqualifications, Squilliam resorts to fighting dirty, blinding Squidward with his monobrow and kicks him below the belt before tossing him repeatedly into the cage wall. Squidward fights back, keeping Squilliam at bay with a bunch of kicks before low blowing him as well. Squidward now throws Squilliam face first into the cage walls mercilessly, grating Squilliam's faces against the steel until blood comes pouring out of his head. Squilliam catches Squidward by surprise with a quick elbow and hard punch to the face before jumping Squidward for a Monoblow, but Squidward counters and throws Squilliam into the wall once again, bouncing violently off it and right into In Repose. Being able to win only by escaping the cage, Squidward uses this chance to ascend the cage wall but Squilliam cuts him off short before planting Squidward back down with a Monoblow off the top of the cage. Squilliam attempts to make his escape now, reaching the top and stretching his legs over to the other side in order to make the descent back down but Squidward recovers in time to pull Squilliam back in and E Minors him back into the ring, taking a lot out of both combatants. Squidward slowly gets back to his feet and climbs up the cage to escape once again. Squilliam recovers as well and crawls towards the cage door. Squilliam orders for the door to be open, to which the ref complies. Squidward makes his way to the other side of the wall and begins climbing down to the floor. Squilliam frantically crawls through the open door and plops his entire body out just seconds before Squidward drops down to the floor himself. The ref calls for the bell as Squidward begins celebrating, only to be disheartened when it's announced that Squilliam has won. Squidward looks on in disbelief as the ref helps Squilliam to his feet and raises his arm, the announcers theorizing that Squilliam has paid the referee off in order to fix the match into his favor. Squilliam heads to the back with the ref as Squidward explodes in anger at ringside, beating his head against the cage over once again being cheated and one-upped by his nemesis.Backstage Segment #4 SpongeBob is shown backstage hitting the stuffed animal weight set in preparation for his title match as Bubble Bass is shown downing some burgers.Match #6: Johnny Krill vs Deuce Coop Johnny Krill and Deuce Coop each make their respective ways towards the ring. The Drastical pull off some insane daredevil stunts to the ring in order to entertain the crowd as The Racers peel out in their hot rod. The announcers talk about the teams' developing rivalry over the past couple as episodes as Johnny and Deuce meet each other in the ring. Johnny offers a handshake, which Deuce accepts but quickly takes advantage by knocking Johnny back with an underhanded punch. They go at it, Deuce gaining control with a bunch of punch and kick combos. Not Dead Ted and Grand Maul get into it with Rambler and Cherry at ringside, somewhat distracting both competitors in the ring. Granny and Cherry comes to blows and Ted and Rambler both try to pull them apart. Johnny and Deuce continue beating on each other in the room with Deuce going for a Spin Out, but Johnny counters out and hits Deuce with The Kriller in order to earn himself his first victory! Johnny immediately comes to the aid of his teammates, fighting off Ramber and Cherry who quickly retrieves Deuce and leave in their vehicle. The Drasticals get back on their dirt bikes and continue performing stunts for the fans in attendance.Backstage Interview #3 Nicholas Withers is backstage with NWW Global Champion, Bubble Bass. He asks the champ about what his thoughts are heading into his first title defense. Bubble Bass says that SpongeBob calls himself "the best there is", but his victory over him at during the Super 8 Tournament says otherwise. Bubble Bass says that SpongeBob is far from being the best because he will always be there to knock SpongeBob back into reality and that he isn't as good as he like to think he is. Bubble Bass guarantees victory and that Global Title is his to bear for a long time to come. He laughs his bubble ass off before heading off for his match.Main Event: SpongeBob SquarePants vs Bubble Bass for the NWW Global Championship SpongeBob hits the ring to big pop from the crowd. Bubble Bass makes his champion's entrance to nothing but heat. They size each other up in the ring as the ref grabs hold of Bubble Bass' title and holds it up for the both of them and the audience in attendance to see. The ref hands the title off to a crew member at ringside and signals for the bell, officially kicking off our main event of the evening. Bubble goes to grabs SpongeBob, who evades his reach and lays into him with some Karate Chops. Bubble Bass shrugs it off and lands some hard rights into the sponge, who tries absorbing each hit that comes his way. They go back and forth, with Bubble Bass taking control. He hits SpongeBob with the Make It Cry for a two count before throwing him into the corner. He goes to splash SpongeBob in the corner, but splashes into nothing but steel as SpongeBob dodges out of the way by quickly slipping out of the ring. The champion bounces off the corner turnbuckle, giving SpongeBob time to ascend the turnbuckle and take Bubble Bass off his feet with a missle dropkick. He sizes Bubble Bass up and nails him with a Bubble Blow and goes for the cover, but Bubble Bass kicks out at 2 and half. SpongeBob sets Bubble Bass up for his signature Technique and goes for it. SpongeBob first goes like this, spins Bubble Bass around and stops. He Double Takes the champ three times before running the ropes for a Pelvic Thrust. He hits one but Bubble Bass catches him by surprise with a big time spear during the second Pelvic Thrust. He covers but SpongeBob kicks out at 2 and a half. He picks SpongeBob up and nails him with The Tongue. Bubble Bass makes the cover and gets the pin and the win, retaining his championship!Closing Segment The ref hands Bubble Bass the Global Title. Bubble hold the title high above his head in victory, having pulled a win over SpongeBob yet again. Bubble Bass stands over the called sponge as a a large figure stomps down to the ring. It is none other than The Tattletale Strangler, who is free of his restraints and makes his way into the ring to expend some more of his pent up rage on anyone foolish enough to step up in his way. He meets Bubble Bass face to face in the ring. Thy have some words for eachother before The Strangler beats Bubble Bass out of the ring with his bare hands. Bubble Bass retreats back up the ramp with his title in hand as The Strangler proceeds to strangle the life out of SpongeBob, who desperately taps out to get the Strangler to let up, but he doesn't. The Strangler lifts SpongeBob up from the ground, still squeezing his neck, before planting him back into the ring with a Chokebomb. Officers John and Nancy arrive back on the scene, subduing their prisoner and locking him up nice and tight again before escorting him away from the ring. The announcers sign off as SpongeBob lays motionless in the ring. SpoilerQuick Result & Notes - Patrick def. Flats by pinfall - Sandy and Old Man Jenkins def. Larry the Lobster and Don the Whale by pinfall - Mr. Krabs def. Planton by making him bleed - The Tattletale Strangler def. Shrimp by submission - Squilliam def. Squidward by escaping the cage - Johnny Krill def. Deuce Coop by pinfall - Flats def. SpongeBob by pinfall in order to retain the NWW Global Championship - The debuts of Octavius Rex, The Tattletale Strangler, Officer John and Officer Nancy. I'm pretty sure it was Bubble Bass who defeated SpongeBob not Flatts 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Jenkins Posted January 27, 2014 Author Share Posted January 27, 2014 I'm pretty sure it was Bubble Bass who defeated SpongeBob not Flatts Good eye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Jenkins Posted January 30, 2014 Author Share Posted January 30, 2014 Episode 6: House Party Fallout Perch Perkins and Realistic Fish Head welcomes us to yet another episodic installment of Nautical World of Wrestling. They recap what happened during Nautical Wrestling's first House Party, putting over Krabs' win over Plankton, Squilliam's victory over Squidward, Flats' defeat at the hands of Patrick and Bubble Bass successfully defending his Global title against SpongeBob, in particular. They highlight the debut of the Tattletale Strangler and his assault on SpongeBob following the main event title match. Perch announces that SpongeBob will not be on the show tonight due to injuries he suffered at the hands of The Strangler.Opening Segment The ring is set up for "Atop Mount Olympus" hosted by Zeus the Guitar Lord. Zeus is already in the ring with the mic in hand and calls his out his guest for this evening, NWW Global Champion, Bubble Bass. Bubble Bass casually makes his way into the ring. Zeus greets the champion, but Bubble Bass immediately swipes the mic from Zeus' hand and begins to tell everyone that he answered SpongeBob's challenge and with absolute authority. He says he hurt SpongeBob so bad both physically and mentally that he couldn't even be here tonight. Zeus grabs himself another and interrupts, saying that The Tattletale Strangler did the most damage to the little square dude and brings up that The Strangler knocked Bubble Bass out of the ring, as well. Bubble Bass lifts Zeus into the air with one hand and tells him that the Strangler got lucky and caught him while he was weak after a match. Bubble Bass says that he'll gladly knock the Strangler around anytime, anywhere. He's interrupted by the sudden appearance of the Strangler, who marches down to the ring covered in cuffs. Bubble Bass digs out of the ring, further elaborating on his earlier statement, saying that he'll fight the Strangler anytime and anywhere...of his choosing. The Strangler grabs Zeus and pulls his mic to his mouth, saying that Bubble Bass fears him like everyone else does and for very good reason before assaulting and strangling Zeus out and wrecking the Atop Mount Olympus set up. Bubble Bass merely looks on at the carnage before the Strangler takes the mic back to his mouth, saying that what he did to SpongeBob was just getting back at a tattletale and that everyone else on the roster should expect the very same. Bubble Bass continues to the back as NWW Manager, Carl, makes his way out now, telling the Strangler not to go anywhere because he's got match scheduled against Sandy Cheeks tonight and that the match will be...right now.Match #1: Sandy Cheeks vs The Tattletale Strangler Sandy comes out to the ramp and grabs the mic out of Carl's hand, who looks none too pleased by it. She tells the Strangler that she's the strongest critter in Bikini Bottom, she puts the "K" in Kah-Rah-Tay and that she'll make him pay dearly for what he did to SpongeBob by beating him tonight. She rushes the ring as the Strangler breaks free of his cuffs and they go at it in the middle of the ring. Sandy gains the early advantage, beating the Strangler back before hitting him with a Lasso that gets her a 2 count. The Strangler fights back and things are seemingly even until the Strangler sticks his dirty hands into Sandy's eye sockets, catching her off guard long enough for him to strangle her into submission. He bangs the back of her head repeatedly against the ring mat before lifting her up into the air and planting her back down with a Chokebomb for the 3 count! The Strangler continues to strangle Sandy without remorse after the match, sending her into unconsciousness. Larry the Lobster and Don the Whale watch as this unfolds from backstage. Don suggests that they do something, but Larry tells him that they will do no such thing.Backstage Interview #1 Nicholas Withers is standing by with Pearl and her boyfriend, Octavius Rex a.k.a. Mr. Long, Tan and Handsome. He asks Pearl what she plans on accomplishing by flaunting their relationship to the masses. She tells him that she wants to show off to her daddy that she's found a man who truly loves and cares for her, someone who would do anything to ensure her her safety and happiness. Octavius cuts her off and kisses her on the cheek, saying that not only is he here for Pearl, he's here to show the world the wonder and glory that is Mr. Long, Tan and Handsome. Mr. Krabs enters the scene and interrupts him, saying that nobody touches his precious little flower before knocking him down with his Big Meaty Claw. Pearl cries over her fallen boyfriend, embarrassed once more by her father.Match #2: Mr. Krabs vs Octavius Rex Mr. Krabs is the first to enter the ring, the announcers playing up his victory over Plankton at House Party before his celebration got interrupted by his daughter and her boyfriend. Octavius is the next to come out, accompanied by Pearl and holding his hand over his left cheek where Krabs clocked him. Pearl checks up on him and kisses his left cheek. He meets Krabs in the center of the ring and they exchange some heated words before the bell rings. They lock up, Octavius gaining the early advantage, taking Krabs to the mat several times with his more youthful and vigorous wrestling abilities. Krabs counters out of a Long Goner and really lays it into Octavius now with more of his Big Meaty Claws. Octavius counters with some thunderous kicks of his own. Octavius goes for another Long Goner but Krabs counters it into a Penny Pincher. He goes for the three count, but Pearl distracts the referee which prompts Krabs to break his own pin and get her to lay off the ref. Octavius is back up to his feet, sizing Krabs up for a Man Tan. Krabs punches his way out, but Octavius catches one of his Big Meaty Claws and finally nails the Handsome Handoff. He covers Krabs and gets the pin and the win. Pearl rushes in the ring to embrace Octavius, they pose over Krabs and make out in the ring.Backstage Interview #2 Nicholas Withers is standing by with Squilliam Fancyson III, who once again greets us as peasants. Withers kisses his tailfin again as the crowd chants that they should just fuck already. Withers brings up Squilliam's victory over Squidward at House Party, totally ignoring the fact that he paid off the ref to help him win. Squilliam says that Squidward is behind him, dead and buried just like his hopes and dreams of ever being better than him. SF3 is looking at grazing over much greener pastures, such as the NWW Global Championship. Squilliam says he has given himself a much-needed night off from in-ring competition, but that they should expect him back full force by next time.Match #3: Squidward Tentacles vs Flats the Flounder Squidward hits the ring first with a mic in hand and says that he's seen Squilliam pull some low-brow shit all his life, but that what happened at House Party takes the entire cake. Squidward says he's not yet finished with Squilliam, proclaiming himself to still be better than him and that Squilliam fears that, but he gets interrupted by his opponent, Flats. Flats talks down to and mocks Squidward, calling him big nose and making fun of all the times Squilliam had him "beat". Flats says he's been on a bit of cold streak as of late, but that tonight, he plans on striking while the irons hot. He drops the mic and goes on the attack, kicking Squidward's butt all around the ring as the bell rings. Flats looks to deck Squidward with a Haymaker, but he ducks and catches him with In Repose. He covers, but the ref makes a slow 1 count. Squidward gets in the ref's face but Flats low blows him from behind before kicking him into the ropes with The Kicker and allowing Flats to scoop him up for The Flatliner. Flats makes the pin for the win! Flats continues beating up on Squidward after the match and the ref does nothing to stop it. Squilliam comes out on the ramp, gives Flats a thumbs up before giving Squidward a thumbs down, prompting Flats to flatten Squidward again with another Flatliner. Flats and the ref meets up with Squilliam on the ramp, who hands them both an envelope before all heading to the back as Squidward lays wasted in the ring.Backstage Segment #1 Carl is seen in his office with none other than Mermaidman and Barnacle Boy. He says he's more than ecstatic to have come to terms on a contract with them in order to get them back into the NWW fold and that Mr. Blandy would pleased with this. Mermaidman asks where's the meatloaf, prompting Barnacle Boy to escort him out to catering. They cross paths with Larry the Lobster and Don the Whale, who are both none to pleased by their presence here, saying that two old and unsightly has beens are trying to steal their spotlight now. Barnacle gets in both of their faces as Mermaidman is too worried about his meatloaf. Carl arrives with security in order to calm things down between the two teams.Match #4: Old Man Jenkins vs Deuce Coop OMJ hits the ring first with a mic in hand, giving the fans a history lesson on how wrestling used to be back in his days, an age of honor among truly gifted athletes, but that nowadays, today's wrestlers aren't even fit to lace up his boots let alone worth enough to shake his hand. He gets interrupted by Deuce Coop, accompanied by his fellow Racers. He tells OMJ that he's ancient history and that he better get with the times in order to save himself from further tarnishing his already shitty legacy. Deuce drops the mic and meets his opponent in the ring. He mockingly offers OMJ a handshake, who retorts by slapping the sunglasses right of Deuce's face. Deuce looks to sneak in a cheap shot of his own, OMJ ducks it and takes him to the mat with his superior chain wrestling. OMJ maintains surprising control throughout most of the match, finally locking Coop into The Burden. Coop is close to tapping out, but he musters all his strength in order to pull himself to the ropes and break the hold. OMJ picks him up but he clocks the old man right in the face with a Drive By Shot. OMJ reels back giving Coop enough distance to floor the old man with a powerful Floor It boot to the face. He stomps his foot down on OMJ's chest in order to secure himself the pin and the win! Rambler and Cherry enter the ring and Rambler roughs OMJ up some more as Coop taunts the audience. Cherry sneaks in a few shots of her own before Coop and Rambler look to hit a double Deadman's Curve on the old man, but The Drasticals run out to make the save and runs The Racers off to the back. Johnny tries to help OMJ back to his feet, but the old man refuses to accept their help before rolling out of the ring and heading back alone.Backstage Segment #2 Patrick Star is seen exiting Carl's office with a smile on his face, laughing to himself "DOHEHUHEHOHEEHUHEE" before walking off.Main Event: Bubble Bass vs Plankton Plankton hits the ring first in his regular robot plankton suit. He enters the ring and asks for a mic. He introduces himself to the audience as Sheldon J. Plankton, he went to college and won gold at the Fry Cook Games with a broken freakin' antennae. What Krabs did to him at the House Party was a travesty to us all. Plankton should be treated with utmost respect, saying he tries to give the fans so much while Krabs gives them so little and for ridiculous prices. Plankton goes on until Bubble Bass makes his way into the ring, unbeknownst to Plankton. He waits for Plankton to face him before downing the minuscule menace with a Pickle Plunge. He waits for the referee to call for the bell before continuing with his attack, repeatedly landing Bubble Splash after Bubble Splash onto Plankton's robo suit, downright wrecking it. He punches into the suit, grabs hold of Plankton's actual body and throws him out hard onto mat. He positions his Bubble Butt over Plankton before plopping the entire weight of his down on him. He moves and shuffles his bubble ass a bit as the ref makes the 3 count, further injuring his opponent beneath it. Bubble Bass finally gets himself off of Plankton after a minute or two of just sitting there before posing with his Global title belt.Closing Segment Carl interrupts Bubble Bass' celebration, saying that there can be no champion without a challenger. Carl has decided on a new number one contender for the NWW Global Championship by looking at the statistics and proceeds to introduce Bubble Bass to his new challenger, who turns out to be Patrick Star! Bubble Bass growls as Patrick makes his way to the ring. Carl hands him the mic and Patrick tells the champ that he will accomplish what even his best friend couldn't do, and that is end Bubble Bass' reign as Global Champion once and for all, bringing his near-victory over Bubble Bass during the Super 8 Tourney finals to add more weight to his proclamation. Patrick makes a belt motion around his waste, exchanging words with Bubble Bass as Perch Perkins and Realistic Fish Head signs off. SpoilerQuick Results & Notes - The Tattletale Strangler defeats Sandy Cheeks by pinfall - Octavius Rex defeats Mr. Krabs by pinfall - Flats the Flounder def. Squidward by pinfall - Deuce Coop def. Old Man Jenkins by pinfall - Bubble Bass defeats Plankton by pinfall 1) The debuts of Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy 2) The second edition of Atop Mount Olympus takes place 3) Patrick is named the new number one contender to the Global Championship Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Jenkins Posted February 3, 2014 Author Share Posted February 3, 2014 Episode 7: Bubble Bowl Perch Perkins and Realistic Fish Head welcomes us to yet another episodic installment of Nautical World of Wrestling, live from the Bubble Bowl! They recap what happened during the last episode, such as the Tattletale Strangler's dominant win and beat down over Sandy, Octavius Rex's upset win over Mr. Krabs in his debut, Squilliam making Squidward's life even more hell, as well as Patrick being named the new number one contender to the NWW Global Championship.Opening Segment Howard Blandy makes a reappearance, making his way on down to the ring with the board members of the NWW. Blandy puts over all the wrestlers on his roster as a roster full of fighters of honor, especially his Global Champion, Bubble Bass. He says that tonight will mark the next step in the right direction for the Nautical World of Wrestling. He signals for someone to come out, and out comes NWW Manager, Carl, with a brand new title belt draped over his shoulder. He rubs it with his tie before holding it up for the sold out crowd in the Bubble Bow. Blandy says that a whole new breed of champion will be crowned tonight before announcing a a 30-Man Over the Top Rope Battle Royal with the winner being named the first ever NWW Honor Champion! Blandy says that current wrestlers and new ones will be debuting in order to duke it out for the belt in tonight's main event. He also books Patrick and Bubble Bass in two separate "Pick Your Poison" matches, with one man deciding who the other's opponent will be. Blandy makes his way on back with his board members and Carl as the announcers hype up tonight's matches.In-Ring Segment #1 Sandy comes out to the ring with a mic in hand, demanding that the Tattletale Strangler come out and see if he can make lightning strike twice on her. She talks about how SpongeBob is still hurt both physically and mentally and that what the Strangler did to her last week was way out of line, but that it pales in comparison what she plans on doing to him now. She waits around in the ring, but the Strangler doesn't show. She goes to speak again but gets interrupted by the arrival of Larry the Lobster and Don the Whale, The LaGoons. Larry tells her that all of this pain for her could've been prevented had she just chose to Live Like Larry and joined the LaGoons. He tells her that they could've had her back against the Strangler, but that she blew it all sky high the moment she decided to help out that old fart, Jenkins. He tells her to ditch that loser SpongeBob and get with a winner like himself. Sandy plays to Larry's ego, implying that she may just consider his offer before kicking him below the belt. Larry rolls out of the ring in pain while Don dukes it out with Sandy, who knocks the killer whale out of the ring as well. Carl comes out to calm things down, saying that they have all been at each other's private parts long enough and books Sandy in a handicap match against both Larry and Don, which is on...right now. Match #1: Sandy Cheeks vs The LaGoons (Handicap Match) Sandy finds herself surrounded as Larry and Don circle her from outside the ring like sharks. They both storm the ring simultaneously and attack her at the same time. Sandy tries her damnedest to fight both of them off but slowly gets overwhelmed by the hulking behemoths. Larry catches her head with The Claw and throws her into Don for a Killer Krush but Sandy slips out and pushes Don into Larry, knocking the Lobster down. Sandy goes at it with Don again and soon gets the upper hand, quickly securing the Arm Cruncher on him. Sandy wrenches hard in order to make him tap out quicker, but Don tries holding out. Larry gets back up and goes back in for the attack, prompting Sandy to break her hold and focus her attention at the LLL guru. Sandy are Larry are seemingly matched, with Larry gaining a bit of the upper hand until Don comes back in and turns the tide of the match in the LaGoons favor once again, grabbing Sandy and laying her out with a nasty Killer Krush, somewhat shocking Larry. This sets Sandy up for a big time Anchor Toss from Larry, who takes his time spinning Sandy around and around before finally letting her go. She crashes into the turnbuckle before plopping back down on the mat. Larry ascends to the top rope and jumps off, landing a Leaping Like Larry on the downed land squirrel. He makes the cover, Don providing added weight by jumping on top of him, both pinning her simultaneously for the pin and the win! Larry and Don poses and taunts over her until the Tattletale Strangler makes his presence known by stomping out to the ring in his loosened restraints. Don, full of adrenaline, challenges the Strangler to get into the ring with them, but Larry talks him down, saying they have no beef with that maniac. Larry and Don leaves Sandy in the ring as the Strangler merely smiles, slips out of his restraints and enters the ring. Sandy is beat up from her match and doesn't look to be able to put up much of a fight. The Strangler yells that she called out him out here, so here he is. He even gives her a free shot, which Sandy takes but barely fazes the Strangler. He gives her another go but he grabs her fist before it could connect and lays her out with a Chokeslam. He proceeds to strangle and choke the air out of her until Officers John and Nancy come out to restrain him. Dr. Forrest rushes out and tends to Sandy in the ring before havin her stretchered out to the back.Backstage Interview #1 Nicholas Withers is standing by with the Global Champion, Bubble Bass, who says that Patrick's opponent for tonight will be someone that'll hit him close to home. Withers asks the champ for his thoughts on Star in general, but Bubble Bass disregards his challenger, saying that like SpongeBob before him, he beat him before and he will very well beat him again. Bubble Bass growls at Withers to get him to leave before walking off himself.Match #2: Patrick Star vs ??? Patrick hits the ring with a "duh" look on his face before realizing that he has a match coming up right now. Bubble Bass comes out on the stage, trash talks Patrick some more, before finally introducing his "poison" for tonight. A brown male starfish in shorts and a white tank top comes out alongside a female starfish in a blue dress. The champion introduces them as Patrick's parents, Janet and Marty, who were also wrestlers back in the day. Patrick gets angry in the ring as Bubble Bass wishes him luck. Marty and Janet proceed to embarass him on the microphone, saying that he remembered to get dressed tonight. Marty steps into the ring as it appears he'll be the one to fight Patrick tonight, with Janet at ringside. Father and son tangle in the middle of the ring, going back and forth in a seemingly even match up. Patrick seems reluctant to fight back as Marty gains the advantage over his son, slamming him down multiple times, teasing punishing his son by spanking him in the middle of the ring. Marty picks Patrick up for another slam, but Patrick counters out nails his father with a Throwing Star and goes for The Ugly, but Janet calls her son over in order to clean some dirt and blood off his face. This distracts Patrick long enough for Marty to come at him from behind and lay him out with some Pats For Patrick. Marty makes the cover and gets the 3 count! Janet joins her husband in the ring and they celebrate before remembering their son laid out in the ring. They half-heartedly tend to him, but he shoves them away and heads to the back in disappointment.Backstage Interview #2 Nicholas Withers catches up to Patrick backstage, who is none too pleased about Bubble Bass using his parents against him and he's not happy about his parents making him look weak heading into his big title match. He assures Bubble Bass that he'll do him one better coming up next.Match #3: Bubble Bass vs ??? Bubble Bass waddles his way out for his Pick Your Poison match with the Global Championship secured oh so tightly around his waist. He enters the ring and waits as Patrick comes back out to name the champion's poison. He gives Bubble Bass props for picking just the right poison for him, but that his dose will prove to be even more lethal. The Tattletale Strangler marches out to the stage all cuffed up, smiling sadistically down at the Global Champion, who looks terrified by this. Patrick sicks "Mack" on the champion before heading back. The announcers remind us of the Strangler's and Bass' recent bad blood with each other and the path of destruction that the Strangler has been on since debuting, saying that Bubble Bass could very well be caught up in the destruction tonight in what could possibly be his most frightening challenge as champ yet. The Strangler breaks free of his restraints and enters the ring as Bubble Bass tosses his belt aside, trying not to show any fear. Bubble Bass takes his time stretching out to waste time, but the Strangler immediately takes the fight to the champ and clubbing him with some hard lefts and rights. He beats the champ into a corner before strangling him against the turnbuckle, the ref tries to break them up but the Strangler doesn't seem to be complying. The referee makes the 5 count in order to disqualify the Strangler, but he finally lets go at 3 before clubbing Bubble Bass some more and whipping him out before pulling him back in for a big clothesline. He pulls Bass back up, but the champ tackles him back into the turnbuckle before repeatedly splashing all of his body weight onto the Strangler in the corner and laying some punches and even a few kicks in every now and then. Bubble Bass backs up for another Bubble Splash in the corner but the Strangler runs out and catches the champ by the throat and takes him down with a huge Chokeslam. He makes the cover but Bubble Bass kicks out before the 3. The Strangler clamps his hands around what seems to be Bubble Bass's neck but his Stranglehold doesn't seem to do much on on the champ since he doesn't seem to have a neck under all that fat. Bubble Bass wrestles his way back up and knocks the Stangler off to the side. He grabs him to give some Tongue, but the Stangler firmly grasps at Bubble Bass's neck again, actually beginning to choke him out this time. The Strangler's hold tightens as Bubble Bass struggles to maintain his own hold to nail The Tongue, but he slowly slips away, allowing the Strangler to raise him up and back down with a big time Chokebomb for the pin and the win! The Strangler continues his assault on the champ following the match, choking him out some more. The ref tries to break him up but to no avail. Officers John and Nancy arrive, but also can't seem to tame the Strangler this time. With no letting up, the ref gives the go ahead and reverses the decision of the match, giving the win to Bubble Bass! The Strangler lets to of the champ and completely loses his shit, flat-out strangling the referee and assaulting John and Nancy before stomping on Bubble Bass some more. He wrecks the ringside area before marching off towards the back in anger. Dr. Forrest comes out and checks up on Buhble Bass now, he faintly raises him arm up in the air in half-assed victory.In-Ring Segment Boys Who Cry come out to perform for the Bubble Bowl Halftime Show, but are interrupted by Kevin and the Jellyspotters, who assault the boy band and wrecks their stage up, laughing and meeping as they do so while picking up the mic and going "Wah Wah WAAAAAAAaaaHHHHhhh!"Backstage Segment #1 The Strangler is still rampaging backstage, assaulting random crew members before making his way towards Carl's office and barges on in without permission, startling Carl. He strangles Carl and demands his win back, but Carl tells him that he can't do much in undoing a referee's official decision but assures him that with a dominant performance over the Global Champion like that, he'll be on his way to a Global title shot in no time. The Strangler isn't quite content with this and and continues choking him, but Human Resources comes in and pulls the Strangler off Carl. The Strangler gets into it with Human Resources now, but Carl tells him that he shouldn't be taken this out on them, but on 29 other men in the same ring at the same time and up next. The Strangler backs off Human Resources, smirks and heads back out to the ring for tonight's main event.Main Event: 30 Man Over The Top Rope Battle Royal for the NWW Honor Championship The Strangler is out first, waiting by himself in the ring until more of tonight's competitors come out in this order: 1) Squidward 2) Squilliam 3) Mr. Krabs 4) Plankton 5) Flats 6) Deuce Coop 7) Johnny Krill 8) Mrs. Puff 9) Old Man Jenkins 10) Larry 11) Don 12) Octavius Rex 13) Pearl 14) Mermaid Man 15) Barnacle Boy 16) Kevin C. Cucumber 17) No Name 18) Bubble Buddy 19) Scooter 20) Grubby Grouper 21) Jack Kahuna Laguna 22) Fred Rechid 23) Zeus the Guitar Lord 24) Dennis 25) Tom Smith 26) King Neptune 27) Man Ray 28) Dirty Bubble 29) Flying Dutchman The Strangler remains alone in the ring until the Dutchman comes out and is the first one to step into the ring with him. The other competitors finally grow a pair and enter as well, signifying the start of this match. All Davy Jones locker breaks loose as everyone brawls with each other. Squidward immediately goes after Squilliam, Krabs goes after Octavius as Pearl tries fight him off as well, the Strangler goes at it with Flats, Deuce and Puff Mama come to blows, OMJ goes after Johnny Krill, Plankton joins in on the Krabs fray, The Flying Dutchman makes mince meat of Fred and Tom as Neptune does the same with Zeus and Scooter. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy go toe to toe with Man Ray and the Dirty Bubble, Grubby Grouper and JKL hang ten together, and No Name fights off JellySpotter leader Kevin. Bubble Buddy stands idly by as Larry and Don plan their moves out from outside of the ring. Zeus is the first person eliminated by Neptune. Scooter tries to make Neptune experience High Tide, but Neptune fights him off and sends him into Bubble Buddy, who tosses Scooter out before standing idly again, eliminating Scooter. Fred and Tom try to take the Dutchman out together, but the ghost hangs on for dear life before blowing back with some nasal fire. Deuce goes to throw Puff out but she inflates and overwhelms him before throwing him out herself, but Rambler catches him on the outside and tosses him back in, saving Deuce from elimination and giving him the chance to take Puff by surprise and throw her out but she hangs on. Krabs lays into Octavius but finds himself under fire by Plankton. He knocks Plankton away before hitting Rex with his Big Meaty Claw, but Rex ducks it and Krabs ends up knocking Pearl right out of the ring and eliminates her. Rex attacks him as he realizes this. Johnny Krill eventually tosses OMJ out, who is none to pleased by this one bit. No Name stings Kevin into submission but can't quite get him out of the ring. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy seem to be struggling against Manray and Dirty Bubble but are saved by some timely intervention by Tom and Fred, who help the heroes knock both villains out of the ring. Squidward is dangerously close to eliminating Squilliam but Flats attacks him from behind. He attempts to eliminate Squidward, but Tentacles hangs on. Flats works him over as Squilliam sneaks over and eliminates Barnacle Boy from the match. Plankton tries his hardest to take out Krabs but is always knocked back. He gets knocked back into No Name and Kevin, who end up eliminating Plankton before focusing back on each other. Squilliam takes over on Squidward from Flats as the Butt Pounder focuses his sights on JKL and Grubby Grouper. Squidward surprises Squilliam and eliminates him from the match. Flats sees this and goes to retaliate, but Squidward sidesteps him a kicks him over the top rope and onto Squilliam on the floor. Squidward assists Mr. Krabs and they work together to eliminate Octavius Rex. Larry and Don finally get into the ring and beat down on them as Neptune takes out Fred, who screams in pain about his leg as he falls to the floor. Tom takes some chocolate out and goes Coco Crazy on everyone until Dennis beats him down and eliminates him from the match. The Strangler chokes out JKL before throwing him out of the ring and does the same to Johnny Krill. Dennis and The Strangler come to blows in the middle of the ring. The Dutchman interrupts them and Neptune joins him. Dennis manages to eliminate the Dutchman before getting tossed out himself by Bubble Buddy. Larry and Don attack the the bubble, overwhelming and eliminating him from the match. Larry and Don focus their attention towards Mermaidman and assault the old and unsightly hero as Neptune gets teamed up on by Squidward and Mr. Krabs. Larry and Don toss Mermaid Man out without mercy and take the fight back to Squidward and Mr. Krabs, saving Neptune from elimination. Neptune stares the muscle heads down before posing in the ring with them, signaling an alliance. They work over Krabs and throws him out but Old Man Krabs hangs on, but gets stung off by No Name, eliminating him. Kevin catches No Name and throws him out, eliminating him too. Squidward tries fighting off Larry, Don and Neptune but gets easily over taken, but the Strangler steps in and takes both Larry and Don out of the match, pissing them off. Strangler goes to work on Neptune, but a yellow square rushes through the crowd, hops over the barricade and enters the ring. SpongeBob is back! And he goes on to attack the Strangler, nailing him with The Technique which surprisingly sends him out of the ring! SpongeBob continues his assault on the Strangler all the way to the back as it all comes down to Squidward, Neptune and Kevin. Kevin proposes an alliance with Squidward, but immediately tries taking him out only to get thrown out of the ring himself by the Incomparable One. Squidward and Neptune comes to blows and have a couple of close calls until Neptune throws Squidward over, but he hangs on. Leaving Neptune to zap him with his god beam to fully eliminate Squidward and win the match! Neptune celebrates in the ring as everybody in attendance are forced to bow to him. Howard Blandy and Carl comes out to personally bestow the highest Honor Championship unto his majesty. They wrap it around his waist and he poses with it in the ring. SpongeBob and the Tattletale Strangler are still fighting around the Bubble Bowl as Realistic Fish Head signs off from the Bubble Bowl. SpoilerQuick Results & Notes - The LaGoons defeats Sandy by pinfall in a handicap match - Marty Star defeats Patrick Star by pinfall - Bubble Bass defeats The Tattletale Strangler following a reversed decision - Neptune wins the 30 Man Battle Royal in order to be crowned the first NWW Honor Champion - Debuts of Janet, Marty, Mrs Puff, Kevin C. Cucumber, Jellyspotters, No Name, Bubble Buddy, Scooter, Grubby Grouper, Jack Kahuna Laguna, Fred Rechid, Tom Smith, King Neptune, Manray, Dirty Bubble, Flying Dutchman - The Strangler had his match against Bubble Bass won, but the ref reversed his decision after the Strangler wouldn't stop his assault on Bubble Bass after the match 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Uh no need to bust your bubble, but you know that Herb and Margie are Patrick's real parents right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Jenkins Posted February 3, 2014 Author Share Posted February 3, 2014 Uh no need to bust your bubble, but you know that Herb and Margie are Patrick's real parents right?I know that, it's all part of the storyline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 I know that, it's all part of the storyline Oh ok then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Jenkins Posted February 3, 2014 Author Share Posted February 3, 2014 Also, here's a bonus episode written by SBM's own, todd phillips. You can more than likely consider this to be non-canon, he asked me if he could do one and I was just really curious to see what he would do. Spoilerwell pearl comes down to the ring and and then mr.krabs and so did octavious rex,mr.rex and krabbs battled but then pearl whale splashed her dad but the ref had his back turned the whole time and didn't see anything infact it is a special guest ref,and then rex did his fininsher the rex bomber again but krabbs kicked out and the ref power speared krabbs but krabbs dodged it and the ref ended up spearing pearl as she was getting in that made krabbs mad and money splashed rex and the ref at the same time but then no name comes out and zaps everybody and then the rest of everybody in the back comes out and a brawl ensues then the crowd watching the brawl gets in on the action and there are chairs flying everywhere and the barricade is broken down, spongebob hits a spectator with a chair,patrick gets a table and smahes it on the dirty bubble,oh the the brawl is out of control that the doors to the building were baricaded from outside interference,well somebody from the crowd decided to piledrive pearl all the way from the titan tron onto a table down below,mr.krabbs is power bombed through a stacked ladder by manray and two spectators,sandy texas bombs a spectator on to a chair from atop of a ladder,34 spectators are trying to lift king neptune and put him on top of the titan tron and throw him off of it,don the whale tail smacks a few spectators,plankton spears larry the lobster,14 spectators are brawling on top of (the big box thing with four tv screens on it hanging from the ceiling )how they got on top of it they got ladders and they climbed the ladders and the spectators started brawling on top of it,back at the titon tron king neptune was thrown down to the floor by the spectators,back at the top of the ring the spectators are still brawling on top of the ring and then a few of them were power bomber from on top of it down to the brawl below,nothing and nobody is going to stop the brawlers but then the lights go out and then a gong is heard and then there in the ring standing there is somebody new as the person throws everybody left and right to different area's of the building and the brawl is stopped only for a second as a spectator tries to attack the new commer and the new guy just fishstones the spectator and everybody runs for it,as the new guy grabs plankton and fishslams him,and more spectators climb back to top of the ring to brawl agin and then everybody picks up where they left off brawling everywhere and on everything the new guy fishrides the dirty bubble,king neptune is thrown from the titan tron a few more times by the same 34 spectators,but then the baricaded doors to building are broken down as a army is running in to stop the brawlers,all the brawlers are arrested and taken to jail. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Jenkins Posted February 8, 2014 Author Share Posted February 8, 2014 Episode 8: 2/7/14 Perch Perkins and Realistic Fish Head welcomes us to yet another episodic installment of Nautical World of Wrestling! They recap what happened during the last episode, such as the Tattletale Strangler's repeated assault on Sandy following her handicap match against The LaGoons, the Pick Your Poison match ups that Patrick and Bubble Bass set up for each other, and Neptune becoming the first-ever NWW Honor ChampionOpening Segment The ring is decorated like a throne room, with a throne sitting in the center of it. The royal trumpet players toot their horns to mark the arrival of the first NWW Honor Champion, King Neptune. He arrives to the ring, hoisted up in a chair by Larry the Lobster and Don the Whale. Neptune makes his way into the ring with the title around his waist, taking his seat atop the throne. Don hands him a microphone and declares himself to be a king of honor and integrity. He tells the audience in attendance that they should in turn venerate and honoring him as their champion by bowing before him. Larry and Don kneel before him but the crowd aren't having it. He talks down to the "peasants" in the arena and puts over Larry and Don as men of honor of the highest order. They're men who take charge and take control, much like himself, which is why he has taken them under his wing like sons he had always wanted. He knights them as official members of his royal court before handing the mic off to Larry, who tells everyone that they should all Live Like Larry and honor Neptune as their champion. The crowd gives them a mixed reaction as Larry repeatedly yells out "All Hail King Neptune!"Match #1: Mr. Krabs vs Pearl Mr. Krabs enters the ring first and says that he doesn't approve Pearl's relationship with Octavius Rex and tells her that it'll be a cold day in Davy Jones Locker when she and Octavius carry on his family legacy. He gets interrupted by his daughter, who tells him that no matter what he thinks or does, the Krabs family legacy will continue on with her and Octavius, whether he wants it to or not. Octavius interrupts and tells Krabs that it is and inevitability. Krabs tells Pearl to get in the ring so he can beat some sense into her. She enters the ring, but not before making out with Octavius. The bell rings and Pearl goes at it with her father, who despite talking a big game earlier, seems pretty reluctant to harm his daughter. He ends up taking quite a licking from Pearl before she lays him out with her Growth Spout. She covers him to get her first win! Octavius enters the ring with a steel chair and proceeds to hammer away at Krabs with it as Pearl watches with pleasure. They finish things off by making out over the fallen Krabs.Backstage Interview #1 Nicholas Withers is standing by with Bubble Bass, before they can even begin the interview, they're interrupted by the Drasticals, who are performing some insane stunts in the backstage area. Bubble Bass approaches and tells them to get lost and out of the champion's spotlight. The Drasticals apologize, but Bubble Bass continues chewing them out, which Johnny Krill takes offense to. Bubble Bass says he needs an appetizer before he takes on the main course that is Patrick Star, and that isn't the kind of guy to shy away from shrimp. He tells Krill to see him in the ring before walking off.Match #2: Bubble Bass vs Johnny Krill Bubble Bass waddles to the ring first, followed by Johnny Krill, who instructs the other Drasticals not to accompany for this match. This is his chance to shine against the Global Champ and he wants to do it on his own. Krill meets Bass in the ring and the bell sounds off. Krill uses his superior speed to evade Bubble Bass' moves and uses his high flying arsenal to put up a fight against his physically imposing opponent. Krill bounces off the ropes and takes the champ down with a Missle dropkick. He lays into Bubble Bass with a flurry of kicks before planting him with a tornado DDT and gets a near fall on the champ, who kicks out right before the 3. Bubble Bass manages to spear Krill down after another attempted tornado DDT and begins to dominate the Drastical, splashing and moving his bubble ass all over him. Krill manages to fight back and go for The Kriller, but he can't muster the strength necessary to lift the champ up, who counters it into The Tongue and secures himself the win! Bubble Bass begins to lay into Krill repeatedly with Bubble Splashes, bringing Not Dead Ted and Grand Maul Granny out to defend their leader, but Bubble Bass fights them off as well. Patrick finally comes out to make the save for the Drasticals and knocks the champ out of the ring. They trade insults at each other as Old Man Jenkins makes his way to the ring now, apparently for his scheduled match against Grand Maul Granny, who's still recovering from her beating by Bubble Bass. The ref has Patrick leave and Ted helps Johnny to the back, leaving Granny to her match.Match #3: Grand Maul Granny vs Old Man Jenkins OMJ grabs a microphone and berates Granny for making his generation look like a joke and for conforming to today's deathly low standards. He immediately goes on the attack, taking advantage of her injuries. He wrestles circles around her, countering her every move before blasting her with the Cannonball. He locks in The Burden and makes her tap out for the easy win. He keeps the hold locked in for a minute, choking her out, as Not Dead Ted runs out to chase OMJ off, who seems quite pleased with what he just did.Backstage Interview #2 Nicholas Withers is standing by with Squilliam Fancyson III, and begins kissing his tailfin again before asking him about his elimination at the hands of Squidward last week. Squilliam scoffs at it, shrugging it off as just dumb luck once again on Squiddy's part. He says that he's a championship contender and that he'll be rid of Squidward and have gold around his waist soon enough, and he continues his title hunt tonight against number one contender, Patrick Star.Match #4: Patrick vs Squilliam Fancyson III Patrick hits the ring first, the announcers talking about his earlier encounter with Bubble Bass. Squilliam is out next, accompanied by Flats the Flounder. The bell rings and and they lock up, Patrick keeping control over Squilliam throughout most of the match. Flats manages to turn the tide by distracting his old rival long enough for Squilliam to take advantage and nail Patrick with a Monoblow, but Patrick kicks out right before the 3. Squilliam grows frustrated and works over the number one contender as Squidward runs down to the ring and beats Flats into submission, distracting Squilliam long enough for Patrick to nail him with The Ugly from out of nowhere. Patrick ascends the ropes and bounces off, landing all weight on top of Squilliam with his patented Shooting Star Press and gets himself a sizable victory! Patrick celebrates and makes a belt motion around his waist as Squidward stand over Squilliam and tells his rival that things will only start going more downhill for him from here.Backstage Segment #1 SpongeBob and Sandy are seen working out backstage for their upcoming main event match up against The LaGoons. They're approached by Officers John and Nancy and they inform them that the Strangler is still locked up for his rampage last week and that they shouldn't expect any interference from him tonight. SpongeBob and Sandy head out for their match as John and Nancy laugh to themselves.Main Event: The Karate Choppers vs The LaGoons Sandy and SpongeBob, The Karate Choppers, are the first to hit the ring to big pop from the crowd. The LaGoons are out next, sporting new Royal Guard attire due to being officially knighted by Neptune. SpongeBob agrees to start things off with Larry as the bell rings. They lock up and appear evenly match before Don runs in and tramples over SpongeBob out of nowhere. Sandy tries to intervene, but the ref wants both her and Don out, giving Larry the opportunity to have his way with SpongeBob in the corner turnbuckle mercilessly. Larry tags in Don, who goes for a Killer Krush to finish things, but SpongeBob counters out and goes for The Technique, hitting the killer whale with This before spinning him around and stopping abruptly. SpongeBob goes for a tag, but Don holds him back, prompting SpongeBob to bring Don Around Town. He covers but Don kicks out at two and slugs him with a cheap before tagging Larry back in. Larry goes for an Anchor Toss, but SpongeBob counters out and brings Larry down hard with continuous Pelvic Thrusts and Karate Chops. Larry fights back and goes for a Resuscitator but SpongeBob brings him down with a Bubble Blow out of nowhere, surprising the lobster and pinning him for the 3 count, earning Sandy and himself their first win as a team!Closing Segment Don runs in to attack SpongeBob, but gets intercepted by a fresh Sandy, who slams him down and locks him in an agonizing Arm Cruncher. Don taps out as Larry pulls his partner out of the ring, choosing to Live Like Larry and fight another day. SpongeBob and Sandy celebrate, but are interrupted by the Strangler's music. The lights of the arena turn to a crimson red as SpongeBob and Sandy prepare themselves for attack, but the Strangler doesn't show. The announcers says that the Strangler is fighting a two-front war and is employing mind games now before signing off, fading to black as the Karate Choppers look on in confusion, still waiting for the Strangler to show. SpoilerQuick Results & Notes - Pearl defeats Mr. Krabs by pinfall - Bubble Bass defeats Johnny Krill by pinfall - Old Man Jenkins defeats Grand Maul Granny by submission - Patrick defeats Squilliam by pinfall - The Karate Choppers defeats The LaGoons by pinfall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Jenkins Posted February 18, 2014 Author Share Posted February 18, 2014 Episode 9: 2/17/14 Perch Perkins and Realistic Fish Head welcomes us to yet another episodic installment of Nautical World of Wrestling! They recap what happened during the last episode, such as King Neptune's championship coronation, Pearl's win over her father, Bubble Bass and Patrick each overcoming their respective challenges, Old Man Jenkins' continuing bad blood with the Drasticals, and Spongebob's return to action and subsequent win alongside Sandy in tag team action against Larry and Don.Opening Segment The ring is decorated with hearts everywhere. Heart-shaped lights, paddings, TV monitor and chairs adorn the ring. The monitor says "Heart to Heart with The Heart Man". The Heart Man grabs a heart-shaped microphone and welcomes us all to the first ever edition of "Heart to Heart" with your host, Heart Man! He tells us that he loves us all very much and that he hopes that we will return and reciprocate our love towards him. He says that his first two guests tonight are two of NWW's elite and he brings out Patrick Star and Global Champion Bubble Bass to the ring. Heart Man puts over Bubble Bass, calling him the greatest champion that NWW will ever come to know and that he loves him the most out of everyone else on the roster. However, he puts down Patrick and says he's nothing but a shell of a star who isn't fit to buckle Bubble Bass' belt. Patrick says that he defies Heart Man and that he should stay out of their business and know his place or else he'll really get his heart broken. Bubble Bass finally intervenes and says that he'll eat Patrick alive in this ring when their title match comes. Patrick says that if that's the case, he'll be sure to put up more than a fight and give him heart burn. Heart Man gets between the two and says that he's about to bring in two very special people, people who Patrick loves very much. Janet and Marty come out, trying to convince their son to reconsider his match with Bubble Bass. Patrick refuses, saying that this is his chance for his star to shine. Bubble and Heart Man chime in to put him down some more. Janet and Marty try to restrain their son as NWW Manager, Carl, comes out to calm things. He says that Patrick has a lot of anger pent up inside, Valentines tends to do that to a lot of people, and that he can take some of that anger out in his match tonight against Janet. Janet, Marty and Patrick look on shocked as Carl tells them that the match is...right now. Bubble proceeds to attack Patrick from behind and beats him all around the ring before making his leave. Heart Man continues to insult Patrick before leaving as well.Match #1: Janet vs Patrick Janet quickly goes on the attack, pummeling and spanking her son. Patrick eventually fights back and beats her into a corner, getting angrier and angrier as his attacks get more brutal by the punch and kick. He picks her up and slams her to the mat. She pleads for her son to stop, but Patrick seems to be too overcome by anger to listen. Marty tries to reach out to his son but is also ignored. He finally gets in Patrick's face and reminds him that it's his mother he's beating up in the ring. Patrick finally calms down and comes to his senses, tearing up before Janet takes advantage and surprises Patrick with a victory roll-up, securing herself the upset pin and win! Patrick is shocked and still on the verge of tears as Janet and Marty try to comfort him. They all leave the ring together. Patrick has his head down as Janet and Marty each hold his hands, smirking to each other along the way.Backstage Interview #1 Nicholas Withers is standing by with Flats the Flounder, who seems to be very confident that he will beat The Tattletale Strangler in their match up next. He points out a spot on Withers' shirt, making him look down before flicking the interviewer in his face with his flat finger. Flats laughs to himself before heading to the ring.Match #2: Flats the Flounder vs The Tattletale Strangler Flats comes stomping sideways to the ring first and waits for his opponent. The Strangler is out next, accompanied by Officers John and Nancy. They escort him into the ring before freeing him from all the cuffs and chains that bind him down. Once free, he pounces and quickly goes on the attack. He beats Flats into a corner as the ref calls for the bell to start the match. The Strangler continues his assault on the Butt Pounder in the corner before charging him, but Flats manages to knock him off with a hard fist to the face. Flats proceeds to fight back by literally kicking the Strangler's butt, but the Strangler shrugs it all off, grabs Flats by the throat and plants him down with a Chokeslam. The Stranglers firmly grasps Flats' neck with both before choking the life out of him with The Stranglehold. Flats tries holding out but eventually taps out before completely losing his breath! The Strangler keeps the hold on, even after winning, but John and Nancy intervene and force the Strangler off before cuffing him up again. Flats rolls out of the ring as SpongeBob and Sandy rushes out and attacks John, Nancy and the Strangler! They toss John and Nancy out of the ring before double teaming the still cuffed Strangler, who is pretty much helpless. Sandy and SpongeBob take him down with their Karate Chopper double team finisher. The Strangler leaves the ring and heads back up the ramp as Carl comes out and tells the Karate Choppers that there match is next and they're up against Officers John and Nancy.Match #3: The Karate Choppers vs Officers John & Nancy SpongeBob starts things off against Nancy. He pretty much dominates Nancy, prompting her to tag in John, who also gets decimated by the sea sponge. SpongeBob tags in Sandy before taking Nancy out of play by kicking her off the ring apron while Sandy nails John with a Nut Cracker before locking in the Arm Cruncher, making John tap out for the submission victory! SpongeBob and Sandy celebrate in the ring until Nancy comes in and tasers Sandy while John beats SpongeBob down with his nightstick. Nancy joins in on beating SpongeBob with their nightsticks as The Stranglers heads back down to ring, breaks his cuffs and pounces on Sandy. He beats her against the mat before picking her up and Chokebombing her back down. He grasps her neck now and squeezes it tightly, choking her out the Stranglehold. John and Nancy make SpongeBob watch as the Strangler chokes the life out of Sandy. Sandy flails and even taps but eventually passes out since the Strangler refuses to let up. He finally lets go and signals for SpongeBob. John and Nancy pick SpongeBob up and throws him towards the Strangler, who Chokebombs him as well next to Sandy. John and Nancy restrain the Strangler again before leaving the Karate Choppers laid out in the ring.Backstage Interview #2 Nicholas Withers is standing by with Mr. Krabs, who says that he just couldn't find it in his heart or the pit of his wallet to fight his own flesh and blood last week. He says that this week, he brought someone else in to beat a lesson into her for him while he deals with that pizza topping she flaunts as her boyfriend. Krabs heads off for his match, which is up next.Match #4: Pearl & Octavius Rex vs Mr. Krabs & ??? Pearl and Octavius are first ones to the ring, making out on the entrance ramp before posing for photos together for the audience at ringside and entering the ring. Mr. Krabs is out next with a mic in hand, he introduces his partner tonight as someone who he really connects with. Out comes Mrs. Puff, who is Krabs' tag team partner for tonight. They head to the ring as Pearl and Octavius complain to the ref, who has no say in the matter. The bell rings for the match to begin and Krabs starts things off with Rex. They're surprisingly evenly matched before Rex takes advantage of Krabs' injured claw from his match with Plankton at the first House Party and turns the tide in his team's favor. He tags in Pearl and they double team Krabs a bit, weakening him more. Krabs once again finds himself against his daughter and refuse to fight back, opting to make a tag, but Pearl keeps him from doing so. Pearl continues working over her father and he soon realizes that he has no choice but to put up a fight if he wants to tag Puff in. He clocks Pearl in the face and knocks her away with his Big Meaty Claw. He finally makes the tag to Puff, who inflates and takes Pearl to school. Pearl fights back and tries going for a Growth Spout, but Puff fights out and Pearl opts to tag Octavius in, who is reluctant and seems to want no part of Puff Mama. Puff surprises Pearl with a Drive By and gets the 3 count for the victory! Octavius pulls Pearl out of the ring and helps her to the back but Krabs leaves the ring and intercepts them, grabbing Rex and knocking him out cold with his Big Meaty Claw. Pearl yells at her dad for embarrassing them again before helping Rex to the back herself. Krabs and Puff celebrate their victory together in the ring, teasing the audience.Backstage Segment #3 Squidward is shown walking backstage when he is suddenly confronted by Larry the Lobster and Don the Whale, who tell him that their majesty suggests he just forfeit now before embarassing himself even further. Squidward tells them to stick it where the sun doesn't shine and that he will look Neptune in the eyes and defeat him for the Honor Championship. Larry and Don highly doubt that before leaving alone. Squidward then finds himself face to face with Squilliam, who wishes Squiddy luck in his match tonight.Match #5: Squidward vs King Neptune for the NWW Honor Championship Squidward is the first man out for this title match, followed by the Honor Champion, who is seated in his throne as his royal knights, Larry and Don, lift him down the ramp and to the ring. King Neptune meets his opponent in the ring and the ref calls for the bell. Squidward and Neptune lock up, Neptune eventually overpowering his opponent. He goes for a Crowning Achievement, but Squidward manages to fight out and lock in the Suction Cup Symphony. He tightens his hold over Neptune, but the King eventually makes his way towards the ropes before giving in, breaking up the hold. Squidward sets Neptune up for some Canned Bread, but Squilliam makes his way to the out and insults him from outside the ring. Squidward gets in his face as the ref tries to keep them apart. The ref threatens to have Squilliam ejected to the back. With the ref distracted, Larry and Don storm the ring and double team Squidward, laying him out with a joint Mussel Beach. Squilliam heads to the back on his accord as Neptune covers Squidward the 3 count and retaining his title! King Neptune, Larry and Don pose over Squidward while Squilliam looks pleased with himself at the top of the entrance ramp.Backstage Segment #1 The Drasticals are backstage performing sick tricks and planning out a strategy for their tag team match tonight against Bubble Bass and Old Man Jenkins. Suddenly, OMJ comes attacking with a flurry of punches and kicks, laying all three of them out, but proceeds to continuously hit Not Dead Ted with The Cannon on top of the solid concrete they're standing on. OMJ says that's its so-called "daredevil" idiots like them that's made wrestling the joke it is today by encouraging people to take unnecessary risks.Main Event: The Drasticals vs Old Man Jenkins & Bubble Bass The Drasticals are out first, minus Ted. They're followed by OMJ and then the Global Champion, Bubble Bass. OMJ and Johnny Krill start things off for their respective teams. They're very evenly matched, not giving each other's a moments notice. Krill and OMJ eventually fight their out of the ring and even into the crowd as Granny and Bubble Bass can only look on at their brawl in the crowd. Bubble Bass takes the opportunity to force Grand Maul Granny into the ring and immediately lays her out with The Tongue before squashing her with a Bubble Butt Splashto secure the win for his team, himself! Closing Segment Krill and OMJ are still fighting in the crowd while Bubble Bass holds his belt in the air in celebration. His celebration is cut short by Patrick, who comes down to the ring for some payback from earlier. Bubble Bass welcomes the challenge and the come to blows in the middle of the ring. Patrick fights Bubble Bass back and goes for a Throwing Star, but he can't quite lift Bubble Bass up for it. Bubble beats him back and goes for a 2x4 Animal Style but Patrick counters out and turns it into The Ugly on the Global Champion! Patrick sizes up the champ for another Throwing Star and successfully nails it, throwing Bubble Bass out of the ring with authority. Patrick grabs the Global Championship belt and poses with it as Bubble Bass growls from ringside. Perch Perkins signs us off as the scene fades to black. SpoilerQuick Results & Notes - Janet defeats Patrick by pinfall - The Tattletale Strangler defeats Flats the Flounder by submission - The Karate Choppers defeats Officers John & Nancy by submission - Mr. Krabs & Mrs. Puff defeats Pearl & Octavius Rex by pinfall - King Neptune defeats Squidward be pinfall to retain the NWW Honor Title - Old Man Jenkins & Bubble Bass defeats The Drasticals by pinfall - The Debut of Heart Man - The first edition of "Heart To Heart" hosted by Heart Man takes place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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