Nautical World of Wrestling

[Old Man Jenkins]

Episode 10: House Party 2

Perch Perkins and Realistic Fish Head welcomes us to yet another episodic installment of Nautical World of Wrestling! They recap what happened during the last episode, such as Patrick's pinfall loss to his mother Janet, The Tattletale Strangler and The Karate Choppers' respective dominating victories, Mr. Krabs and Mrs. Puff shutting down Pearl and Octavius Rex, King Neptune's successful title defense against Squidward after some interference from Squilliam Fancyson, Old Man Jenkins and Johnny Krill's bad blood culminating into an all-out brawl in the crowd during their tag team match, and Patrick getting the best of the NWW Global Champion Bubble Bass following his single-handed tag team victory.

Match #1: Squidward Tentacles vs Squilliam Fancy III (Best 2 Out of 3 Falls)

Squilliam is the first competitor that enters the ring, followed by Squidward. They meet face-to-face in the middle of the ring and have words with each other. The ref finally calls for the bell to start our first match. Squidward and Squilliam engage in a battle of strength, Squilliam cheating to get the advantage but poking Squidward in the eyes with his monobrow. Squilliam continues to dominate over Squidward, but Squidward fights back and goes for a Bold & Brash, but Squilliam counters and puts him in the trash with a Monoblow out of nowhere, securing himself the first fall.

Squilliam beats Squidward's face in on the mat and pulls him up for another Monoblow, but Squidward calculates and counters it with In Repose. He goes for the pin, but Squilliam kicks out before the 3. He proceeds to beat up on Squilliam some more. Squilliam tries to counter with another Monoblow, but Squidward counters that a victory roll up, securing himself a pinfall of his own.

With the match at 1 fall to each squid, they grapple each other for one final showdown. They exchange blows and holds with eachother, neither man looking to give in to the other. Squilliam catches Squidward by surprise with another Monoblow out of nowhere and goes for the pin, but Squidward kicks out right before the 3. Squilliam picks Squidward up, who tries rolling him up again but Squilliam kicks out at 2. Squilliam goes to plant a stiff kick in Squidward's face, but Squidward catches his tentacle leg and pulls him in for the Suction Cup Shmphony, Squidward wrenches away at Squilliam. Being nowhere near the ring ropes, Squilliam has no other choice but to tap out, giving Squidward the third, last and decisive pinfall to win the contest! Squidward picks up Squilliam and throws him out of the ring before celebrating his victory in stride.

Match #2: The LaGoons vs Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy

The LaGoons are out first to a mixed reaction, accompanied by King Neptune. They are followed by Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, who come out to a huge pop. Neptune joins Perch and Realistic on commentary and proceeds to verbally rip the two superheroes a new one, talking down to them and saying that they're only men and not a god like he is. Don and Barnacle Boy start things off, with Don getting the early advantage for his team. He slams Barnacle Boy around the ring and tags in and out with Larry, double teaming the not so young ward. Barnacle begins to fight back and catches Larry off guard with his Sulfur Vision, giving him the opportunity to tag in Mermaid Man, who cleans house with both Larry and Don, who tries interfering. Larry eventually begins to overpower the aquatic avenger and Anchor Tosses into his corner and tags Don back in. Don goes for a Killer Krush, but Mermaid Man fights out of it. He sets Don for one of his Water Balls, but Larry rushes in. Barnacle Boy cuts him off with a superkick in the face before he could touch Mermaid Man. BB and MM proceeds to unite and takes Don out with their trademark Unite double team finisher! MM makes the cover and secures the win for his team! Neptune helps his boys to the back, exchanging some heated words with the superheroes before leaving them to their celebration in the ring.

Match #3: Old Man Jenkins vs Johnny Krill

OMJ and Johnny Krill both make their respective ways toward the ring, the announcers playing up their recent history together throughout the past couple of episodes stemming from OMJ's hatred towards what wrestling has become nowadays; a hotbed for life-risking, no talent maniacs like The Drasticals. The bell rings for the match to begin and Johnny Krill tries to take OMJ down with an aerial assault, but the old man calculates his high flying maneuvers keeps Krill grounded with a variety of chain wrestling maneuvers. Johnny tries to fight back by matching OMJ with some technical mat wrestling of his own, eventually taking the old man down to the mat himself, taking Jenkins by surprise. OMJ eventually counters Krill into The Burden, by Krill manages to reach the ring rope to break the hold. OMJ keeps the hold locked in regardless for a few more seconds before finally letting go after being faced with the possibility of being disqualified by the ref. OMJ gets into it with ref, giving Johnny the opportunity to ascend the top rope and land right on top of Jenkins with the Krill Kill. Krill covers Jenkins for the 3 count! Not Dead Ted and Grand Maul Granny come out to celebrate with their leader as OMJ sulks all the way to the back.

Match #4: Mr. Krabs & Mrs. Puff vs Pearl & Octavius Rex (Tornado Tag Elimination)

Mr. Krabs and Mrs. Puff hit the ring first. Pearl and Rex are the last ones out, making out on the ramp before holding hands all the way to the ring. All four competitors enter the ring for this tornado tab elimination rules match. The bell ring and the four all engage each other in a straight up brawl. Things appear even at first as Krabs tangles with Rex while Puff Mama and Pearl fight each other off. Puff eventually throws Pearl out of the ring as Rex nails Krabs with the Long Run and goes for the 3 count, but Puff interferes the count at 2, picks Rex up and plants him into the mat with a huge Fender Bender, pinning and eliminating Mr. Long, Tan and Handsome from the match. Pearl then blindsides and surprises Puff Mama with a Growth Spout and eliminates her from the match next. It all comes down to Pearl and Mr. Krabs, who still seems reluctant to fight his own flesh and blood. Pearl proceeds to dominate her father, taking her time putting him away. She gets a bit too cocky and taunts the crowd. She turns around right into a Big Meaty Claw courtesy of her father, who covers her for the pin and the win! Mrs. Puff comes out to celebrate with her man as Octavius Rex comes to to help his girl to the back.

Backstage Segment #1

Sandy and SpongeBob are backstage, where she is helping him warm up for upcoming match against the Strangler by putting him through her rigorous workout regimen. He tells her not to come out with him to the ring for his match, saying that he must face the Strangler alone. Sandy tells him that she understands his decision and stays back as SpongeBob makes his way towards the ring.

Match #5: SpongeBob SquarePants vs The Tattletale Strangler

SpongeBob makes his way out first, but he gets jumped from behind by the Strangler halfway down the entrance ramp. The Strangler beats and throws SpongeBob around the ringside area mercilessly, even strangling him with some electrical cords strewn about for the broadcast, before finally tossing the sponge into the ring and officially starting the match. The Strangler immediately goes for a cover, but SpongeBob miraculously kicks out at 2. The Strangler then immediately locks in The Stranglehold, looking to quickly put SpongeBob away with a submission victory, but SpongeBob chops away at the sides of the Strangler's neck, chopping at him until the Strangler is forced to let go of the hold to save himself from more punishment. They trade blows, evenly matched as they fight each other around all over the ring until SpongeBob begins to change the tide by commencing his patented Technique. He first makes the Strangler Go Like This, spins him around then stops before Double Taking the Strangler three times. He plows throw the Strangler with two Pelvic Thrusts and stomps right not top of him with his right foot. SpongeBob looks to take the Strangler Around Town, but the Strangler catches him by surprise and plants him down with a Chokebomb. He makes the cover, but SpongeBob kicks out right before the 3. The Strangler goes to slap his Stranglehold back on but SpongeBob fights out, prompting the Strangler to throw him into the corner turnbuckle. SpongeBob hops up the turnbuckle and ricochets off of it, corkscrewing into the air and landing a hard Karate Chop to the crown of the Strangler's head, knocking him down to the mat and laying him out. SpongeBob covers the Strangler and gets the surprise pin and the win! SpongeBob looks on in amazement as the referee raise his hand in victory. Officers John and Nancy try to restrain the Stangler as Sandy makes her way out to celebrate SpongeBob's huge victory with him.

Backstage Segment #2

Janet and Marty try dissuading Patrick from competing tonight, but Patrick isn't having it from them. Bubble Bass arrives on the scene and tells Patrick that he should listen to mommy and daddy or else he'll really get hurt. Patrick stands his ground and says that Bubble Bass does t intimidate him like the others. Bubble Bass tells his challenger that he's gonna eat him alive before leaving the scene. Patrick heads off as well for his title, which is coming up next.

Main Event: Patrick Star vs Bubble Bass for the NWW Global Campionship (Last Man Standing)

Patrick is out to the ring first, followed by the champion himself. The ref holds up the Global Title for all to see before signaling for the bell to official start tonight's main event. Patrick and Bubble Bass grapple with each other, Bubble Bass eventually slamming Patrick to the mat with a Bubble Slam before landing on him with a Bubble Slam. He continuously splashes Patrick until stopping after the fifth splash. The ref starts to count Patrick out but Patrick manages to get up to his feet at 7. Bubble Bass charges him for a gore but the challenger grabs hold of the champ and wrenches away at his head and neck before laying him out with The Ugly. With Bubble Bass down the ref proceeds to count til 10, the champ manages to struggle up to his feet at 8. Patrick goes to lift Bubble Bass up for a Throwing Star, but Janet and Marty come out and attack Patrick. They proceed to pummel him down with some Pats For Patrick, but Patrick manages to fight through and haymakers Janet to the ground before planting Marty with The Ugly. Janet gets back up and goes to charge Patrick, who sidesteps her and sends her crashing into Bubble Bass. Bubble Bass knocks her aside and goes to take Patrick out with The Tongue but Patrick catches him by the tongue and slams him back down to the mat hard with an emphatic Throwing Star. Patrick ascends the top rope and splashes onto the champion with a Shooting Star Press. Patrick knocks both Janet and Marty out of the ring as the referee make the 10 count. Bubble stumbles down as he makes his way up to his feet, unable to beat the 10 count and thus making Patrick the winner and our new NWW Global Champion!

Closing Segment

The referee secures the NWW Global Championship firmly around Patrick's waist as he cries tears of joy. Patrick receives a standing ovation from the crowd as he poses with his newly won title on each of the corner turnbuckles as Perch signs us off, closing the book on yet another happening House Party Supercard event.

Spoiler

Quick Results & Notes

- Squidward defeats Squilliam in a Best 2 Out of 3 Falls Match (pinfall & submission)

- Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy defeats The LaGoons by pinfall

- Johnny Krill defeats Old Man Jenkins by pinfall

- Mr. Krabs & Mrs. Puff defeats Pearl & Octavius Rex in a Tornado Elimination Tag Team Match

- SpongeBob defeats The Tattle Strangler by pinfall

- Patrick defeats Bubble Bass in Last Man Standing Match to win the NWW Global Championship

- Patrick's first reign with the NWW Global Title

[Old Man Jenkins]

Changing the setup for this a bit. Regular shows will only have 3-4 matches now, and each season will be 10 episodes long. The season will then culminate in a finale Supercard at the end. The last episode was the finale for the first season so you can consider this the premiere of season two. As you can tell, I've gotten lazier with this.

Episode 11: Parental Control

Perch Perkins and Realistic Fish Head welcomes us to yet another episodic installment of Nautical World of Wrestling! They recap what happened during the last episode, mainly putting over the fact that Patrick Star defeated Bubble Bass to win his first global title. They also talk about SpongeBob getting the victory over the Tattletale Strangler and Squilliam Fancyson III finally getting his comeuppance at Squidward's tentacles.

Opening Segment

Bubble Bass hits the ring in a fury, pissed off over losing the Global Title. H grabs a mic and rants on about how he's was dominating the entire roster since first stepping into this ring when NWW first hit the airwaves. He refuses to accept that somebody of Patrick's caliber was able to keep him down for a 10 count and demands his rematch for the Global title tonight. Patrick comes out next with the Global Title around his protruding girth. He plays dumb with Bubble Bass, pissing him off even more and things almost get physical, prompting Carl to come out and break them. He also tries to reason with Bubble Bass to not be so hasty with his rematch clause, but he ends up granting it at Bubble Bass' insistence. Bubble Bass vs Patrick Star for the NWW Global Title is officially made for tonight's main event.

Match #1: Octavius Rex w/Pearl Krabs vs Johnny Krill w/The Drasticals

Octavius enters the arena first, holding hands with Pearl down the ramp before making out inside the ring. The Drasticals are out next, pulling off some insane stunts before ramping into the ring. The bell sounds off and Octavius and Johnny tangle up, struggling for control over the other. Octavius headbutts Krill before slamming him on top of his head. Rex keeps control and tries for a Go Long, but Krill manages to counter it into a roll up. He keeps Rex on his shoulders long enough for only a two count. More long back and forth action that culminates in Pearl causing a scene with Not Dead Ted and Grand Maul Granny on the outside, distracting Krill long enough for Rex to take advantage and nail him with a huge Tan Line to the the back of the head. Rex covers to secure the pin and the win! Rex flees the ring as the Drasticals check up on their leader and makes out with Pearl at the top of the ramp in order to taunt them.

Backstage Segment #1

We see Carl in his office discussing some business with Human Relations when Squidward comes barging in without invitation, saying that "I have arrived" and tells Carl that he after what he did to Squilliam, he should be in consideration for a Global Title shot. Mr. Krabs waltzes in now, covered in sweat, and reminds Carl of the roll he's been on as of late compared to Mr. Squidward. Squidward and Krabs argue with each other face to face, but Human Relations forcefully breaks them up. Carl tells them that if both of them want a title shot so badly, then we'll just have to see which one of them is worthy enough as they will be facing each other on the next episode and the winner will be named the new number one contender. Krabs wishes Mr. Squidward luck, Squidward scoffs and leaves the room. Krabs then leaves, ar ar ar'ing to himself all the way out the door.

Match #2: Bubble Buddy vs Flats the Flounder

Flats "The Butt Pounder" Flounder hits the ring first, picking on some of the audience members along the way before entering the ring. He cracks his knuckles with a nut cracker, waiting for his opponent. Bubble Buddy is out next, simply floating all the way over to the ring, starting off the match. Flats looks on all "are you serious" and plays around with the seemingly lifeless bubble, feigning to attack it. He laughs to himself, but finds himself caught by surprise when Bubble Buddy springs at him swinging. Caught off guard, Flats gets back into a corner as Bubble Buddy literally kicks his ass before laying him out with a Bubble Blow for the 1-2-3! Bubble Buddy goes stationery again, floating off to the back and leaving Flats dazed and confused in the ring.

Backstage Segment #2

Patrick is shown backstage apologizing to his parents for what transpired during last season's finale. They forgive him because that's what parents do, but they just don't want to see their boy get hurt, which is why they want him to just relinquish the title tonight. They try convincing him that he's already proven them and everyone wrong by winning it, but keeping it just paints a big target on his back. Patrick tries to stand up for himself, but his parents aren't having it. They tell him that they tried being there for him during his last match with Bubble Bass, but that they won't be there this time around. They exit the room, leaving their son by himself.

Main Event: Bubble Bass vs Patrick Star for the NWW Global Championship

Bubble Bass waddles over to the ring first, losing some of his breath doing so. He is followed by the Global Champion, Patrick Star, who runs all the way into the ring, startling his opponent as he came sliding in. The referee holds the belt up for all to see before getting our main event underway. Patrick and Bubble brawl all around the ring, eventually knocking each other simultaneously out of it. They continue trading blows outside of the ring and the ref goes to count them out. Knowing that a title change wouldn't be made official by way of count out during a normal match-up, Bubble Bass hastily tosses Patrick back in the ring in order to keep his title dreams still alive. Bubble Bass takes control and slams Patrick down with a Let It Swim. With Patrick laid out in the middle of the ring, Bubble Bass runs the ropes to go for his patented On A Raft splash, but Patrick rolls out of the way in time and leaves Bubble Bass to eat nothing but mat. Patrick picks Bubble Bass for a Throwing Star, disorienting and slamming him in the middle of the ring. Patrick ascends the top rope and lands a huge Tsunami Splash on his opponent. Patrick covers for the 3 count and successfully retains his title in his first championship defense!

Closing Segment

Bubble Bass rolls out of the ring in pain and humiliation as Patrick celebrates in the ring with the Global Title belt. Janet and Marty are shown backstage watching the events unfold on a television monitor, visibly not pleased with their son's victory and further endangering himself. Perch questions whether or not Janet and Marty will do something about their son before signing off, the first episode of NWW's newest season in the books.

Spoiler

Quick Results & Notes

- Octavius Rex defeats Johnny Krill by pinfall

- Bubble Buddy defeats Flats the Flounder by pinfall

- Patrick Star defeats Bubble Bass by pinfall to retain the NWW Global Title

Matches for next episode

- Squidward Tentacles vs Mr. Krabs in a Number One Contendership match for the NWW Global Title

[Old Man Jenkins]

Episode 12: A New Challenger Awaits

Perch Perkins and Realistic Fish Head welcomes us to yet another episodic installment of Nautical World of Wrestling! They recap what happened during the last episode, mainly Patrick Star successfully defending his Global Title against Bubble Bass. They begin to hype tonight's Number One Contender's match between Squidward and Mr. Krabs, with the winner being guaranteed a shot at Patrick's Global Title.

Opening Segment

SpongeBob SquarePants makes his way out to the ring to huge pop in his first appearance since his victory over the Tattletale Strangler. He grabs a microphone and says that he wants to put his conflicts with the Strangler behind him and move onto greener pastures, being to finally win himself some gold. He is interrupted by King Neptune's Court. Neptune, accompanied by Larry the Lobster and Don the Whale, says that SpongeBob better put those title aspirations on the back burner, because he is nowhere near World Title contention nor is he worthy to be in the same ring as the honorable champion Neptune, himself. Neptune reaffirms that he is a fighting champion, noting that he will be putting his title on the line tonight against an opponent of his choosing, but that it certainly will not be SpongeBob. SpongeBob sticks up for himself, but Neptune simply sends Larry and Don after him. The LaGoons double team Spongebob, who tries holding his own at first the numbers game catches up to him. He is ultimately saved by the timely arrival of The Tattletale Strangler, who runs Neptune and his goons off. The Strangler picks Spongebob up to his feet before planting him back down with a Chokebomb and puts him in The Stranglehold for good measure. NWW Manager, Carl, comes out and announces a rematch between SpongeBob and The Strangler for tonight and that it will be...right now.

Match #1: Spongebob vs The Strangler

The Strangler goes back on the attack, beating Spongebob into the mat. SpongeBob eventually pushes through and works his way back into the match by slowly getting some good offense in on The Strangler, nailing him with Karate Chops and Kicks. SpongeBob lands a thunderous enzuiguri to the back of The Stranglers, bringing him down on one knee. SpongeBob connects with Karate Kick right to the Strangler's face, but it isn't enough to fully bring the big man down. SpongeBob then runs the ropes, setting up for what could have been his patented Technique, until The Strangler catches him with a huge clothesline that takes the sponge down hard. The Strangler immediately locks The Stranglehold back in, Spongebob tries with all the breath he can muster to fight his way out of it, but finds himself forced to tap before he loses consciousness and giving The Strangler the submission victory. The Strangler celebrates his victory by bringing a steel chair into the ring and proceeds to mercilessly whack the sponge's body repeatedly with it. A few security officers come out to restrain The Strangler and escort him away while Neptune his Court return to the ring. They pose over the fallen sponge before Neptune adds more insult to injury by smiting Spongebob with his godly beam. Neptune remains in the ring as Spongebob is stretchered out for his title match up next.

Match #2: King Neptune vs ??? For the NWW Honor Championship

Larry hands Neptune another mic and Neptune announces that his opponent tonight is living proof that very big things comes in extremely small packages, proclaiming that he will be defending his Honor against Sheldon J. Plankton! Plankton comes out in his robo plankton suit and goes toe to toe with Neptune, busting out a microphone and shouting that Plankton honors no one, but that once this match is over, Neptune will be bowing to his new Honor Champion. Larry and Don removes Neptune's royal garb and exit the ring as the bell rings, signaling the start of the match. Plankton engages Neptune in a test of strength, believing his robotic capabilities will be more than a match for Neptune's godlike strength, but ends up finding himself on the losing end of their mercy struggle. Neptune effortlessly breaks off both arms of the Robo Plankton suit and beats Plankton around with them. Plankton tries to get some kicks in, but Neptune shakes them off and backs Plankton into the corner turnbuckle. Plankton surprises Neptune with his eye lasers before bringing the god down with a perfect drop kick. Plankton ascends to the top rope and shouts "Hail Plankton!" He comes off the top but Neptune quickly rises up and catches Plankton in midair, planting the minuscule menace down into the mat with a Crowning Achievement. With Plankton immobilized, Neptune ascends the top rope now and sizes Plankton up for top rope Crowning, nailing it flawlessly and pinning Plankton for the 3 count! King Neptune poses with his title belt while Larry and Don continues to venerate him in all his glory.

Backstage Interview #1

Nicholas Withers is standing by backstage with Bikini Bottom boat racing and wrestling legend, Tony Fast Sr. He relives some of his glory days such as his legendary matches and feuds with Neptune, Mr. Krabs, Old Man Jenkins, Mr. Puff and The Flying Dutchman. He says that he may be a bit past his prime now, but that he's already helped prepare the next generation of fast-rising competitor in the Fast family, his son Tony Fast Jr. Tony Jr. says that he's gonna speed through the competition and leave everybody in his dust as he races to achieve greatness like his father before him in the ring. Tony Sr. says that his first opponent tonight will be an old rival of his, but that he will be in his son's corner to provide moral support. They speed off out of the scene because that match is up next.

Match #3: Tony Fast Jr. w/Tony Fast Sr. vs Old Man Jenkins

Old Man Jenkins slowly makes his way down to the ring in his jalopy, beeping the annoying horn he has installed to pester the live audience in attendance. He grabs a microphone and says that when he looks back on the glory days of wrestling, he can't quite seem to remember Tony Fast Sr. He says that's its not because of old age that his memory is fuzzy, it's because Tony is simply an after thought, his career faded away as fast as he says he is, and that he gives himself too much credit where it isn't due. Tony Sr. was fast just a fast, brief flash in the pan and that father like son, Tony Jr. will be doomed to the same legacy. The Tony's interrupt OMJ and they want to know if OMJ is quick and nimble enough to back up that quick half-wit of his. The bell rings and Tony Jr. quickly takes OMJ to the mat, surprising the old man. OMJ tries wrestling control away from Tony, but the younger Fast's quick thinking and more polished move set allows him to quickly shift whatever control OMJ takes over back into his favor. OMJ whips into the ropes, allowing Tony to ricochet off of them flies back into OMJ like a speeding bullet, taking the old man down with a springboard overhead neckbreaker. OMJ quickly gets back up to his feet but Tony runs circles around him. OMJ resorts to tripping Tony off his feet and tries to keep the young'n grounded, looking to lock in The Burden. Tony Sr. shouts his support to his son, allowing Tony Jr. to counter The Burden into a quick roll up, securing himself his first ever win in the NWW! Jenkins can only look on shocked, nearly having a heart attack as father and son celebrates in the ring together.

Backstage Segment #1

Patrick Star is shown backstage with the Global Title around his waist. Janet and Marty enters the scene, saying that tonight is the night that he finds out who his next challenger is. They again try to implore Patrick to step down as champion, but Patrick tells them that he wants to prove to everyone that he can actually be the best at doing something instead of just nothing like they want him to. Be it Krabs or Squidward, he's not stepping down until somebody wrestles the title out of his hands. He walks off, leaving his parents disappointed once again.

Backstage Interview #2

Nicholas Withers is backstage with both Squidward Tentacles and Eugene Krabs. He asks them both what tonight's huge deciding match means to both of them. To Krabs, he says that it means a pay raise and more money and gold for him to carry around. For Squidward, he says that it means that he can finally prove his worth and that no matter what abuse he takes, he will always be superior to everybody else. They go nose-to-nose, exchanging verbal pot shots at each other before they both head off for their match coming up next.

Main Event: Mr. Krabs vs Squidward Tentacles in a Number One Contenders match for the NWW Global Title

Krabs hits the ring first, followed by Squidward. They circle each other around in the ring before finally coming to blows in the center. Krabs's big meaty claws quickly does their job in busting Squidward's nose open and causing blood to gush out of it. Squidward uses his suction cups to squeeze Krabs' eyes with great force before using to throw Eugene down to the mat. Squidward continues using Krabs' eyes to his advantage, applying holds and locking them in a variety of submission moves, tying them together in order to get Krabs to tap out from the pain, but Krabs perseveres and knocks Squidward back with more claws to the face. Perkins brings up Krabs' past of being a golden claws champion in the navy as Krabs punches Squidward into a corner before driving Squidward down into the mat with a tentacle-bar DDT. He covers for a 2 count and goes back on the offensive. Squidward fights back and things look seemingly even until Janet and Marty come out, pleading to the ref to stop the match for the sake of their boy. Krabs and Squidward set their match aside in order to get Janet and Marty to back off. Patrick comes out and tries to get his parents to leave by himself. He urges them back up the ramp, allowing the match to resume. Squidward takes advantage of the mild distraction and blindsides Krabs from behind with a Bold & Brash. Squidward proceeds to follow it up by nailing Krabs with a Belongs in the Trash, getting the 3 count over his boss and becoming the new number one contender for the NWW Global Title!

Closing Segment

Squidward basks in his celebration, motioning for the belt around his waist. Janet and Marty charge the ring, Marty taking Squidward off his feet with Throwing Star. Both Janet and Marty beat Squidward down with some Pats for Patrick. Patrick runs into the ring now, trying to get his parents to stop their parental assault before things got anymore ugly. He finally gets them to leave the ring, taking time to check up on both Squidward and Mr. Krabs, but Squidward catches the global champion by surprise and hits him with a Restraining Order out of nowhere. Squidward poses over Patrick with the Global Title as Janet and Marty run back in and chases him off. They check up on their son as Perch Perkins signs us off.

Quick Results & Notes

Spoiler

- The Tattletale Strangler defeats SpongeBob SquarePants by submission

- King Neptune defeats Plankton by pinfall to retain the NWW Honor Championship

- Tony Fast Jr. w/Tony Fast Sr. defeats Old Man Jenkins by pinfall

- Squidward Tentacles defeats Mr. Krabs by pinfall to be named the number one contender for the NWW Global Championship

- The debuts of Tony Fast Sr. and Tony Fast Jr.

Matches for Next Episode

- SpongeBob & The Strangler vs The LaGoons

- Mrs. Puff vs Flats the Flounder

- Squidward & Mr. Krabs vs Janet & Marty

- The debut of The Flying Dutchman

[Old Man Jenkins]

Episode 13: Unlikely Allies

Perch Perkins and Realistic Fish Head welcomes us to yet another episodic installment of Nautical World of Wrestling! They recap what happened during the last episode, mainly Squidward defeating Mr. Krabs in order to be named the new number one contender for the NWW Global Championship after some slight interference during the match by Patrick's parents, Janet and Marty, as well as his attack on Patrick after the match. They also look back at the developments between SpongeBob and Neptune, The Strangler making SpongeBob tap out and Tony Fast Jr.'s successful debut.

Opening Segment

Former NWW Global Champion, Bubble Bass, kicks off the show by coming out to the ring with a mic in hand. He says that he will not be an after thought now that he's lost the Global Title and that he will continue being a dominant force in the NWW for a long time to come. He continues saying that he will squash anybody under his butt who dare get in the way between him and his Global Title. He growls at the crowd that like the pickles, they should never forget him. The arena lights dim to a very dim green as smoke engulfs the Bikini Arena. A loud laugh cackles throughout the facility, lightning strikes the ring, and the smoke steaming through the arena gathers together in the ring to form The Flying Dutchman! The Dutchman scoffs at Bubble Bass' rant and tells him that speaking of pickles, he has come for his. Bubble Bass steps back in fear before telling the Dutchman "and there's my ride". Bubble Bass tries escaping from the ring, but Dutchman effortlessly brings him back in, wanting a match. A ref is out to officiate and the match is officially on.

Match #1: Bubble Bass vs The Flying Dutchman

Bubble Bass takes his time engaging the Dutchman, taking the time to jog in place in order to warm up. The Dutchman responds by shooting some fire snot at Bubble Bass, who barely manages to roll out of the way. Bubble Bass finally engages the Dutchman, trading blow for blow with the taker of pickles. He attempts to give the Dutchman The Refund, but the Dutchman manages to phase out of it and dominates Bubble Bass with a few Gut Knots to the former champ's midsection. He tries putting Bubble Bass in The Constrictor in order to make him tap out, but Bubble Bass proves to be too big and fat and powers out. Bass gives the Dutchman Tongue and covers, securing only a 2 count to his surprise. Bubble Bass jumps into the air with a Bubble Butt Splash, but the Dutchman phases through it and takes Bubble Bass out with a Dread Baron Piledriver for his first win in the NWW! The Dutchman slips his Dining Sock over his ghostly tail and attempts to jam it down Bubble Bass' throat, but Bubble Bass manages roll out of the ring and slips up the entrance ramp to relative safety. The Dutchman fires more fire snot at him in order to chase Bubble Bass off before laughing and disappearing in a cloud of green smoke.

Backstage Segment #1

Tony Fast Jr. & Sr. Are seen backstage working out on their vehicles when The Street Racers race onto the scene. Deuce Coop and Cherry Wood trash talk Tony Fast Sr., calling him an old rusted out clunker and jalopy running on borrowed time. Tony Fast Jr. comes to his dad's defense, but Tony Sr. calms his son down, challenging Deuce to a match against for next week. Deuce cockily accepts, guaranteeing that he'll make the so-called fastest fish in the ring eat his dust come next week, then the second fastest. Tony Jr. gets in Deuce's face until Deuce and his posse race off scene, enshrouding the father and son in their smoke.

Match #2: Mrs. Puff vs Flats the Flounder

Flats the Flounder is out to the ring first, cracking his knuckles with a nutcracker before picking up a microphone. He says that he may be a bit of a far cry from the Global Title he once was not too long ago, he is still here to kick butts and take names, and he's all out of butts. He says he has a whole lot of butt coming up though, in the form of his old teacher, Mrs. Puff. A little bit too over ripe for the kickin, but will get kicked nonetheless because he ain't the Butt Pounder Flounder for nothing. Mrs. Puff comes out now and says she's disappointed in Flats and that no one kicks her butt in her ring. The bell sound off and they finally go at it. They trade blows, Puff matching Flats in strength, surprisingly. Flats goes for The Kicker, but Puff catches his leg and takes him down with a Test Drive. She picks him back up, but he kicks her butt into a corner, nailing The Kicker on her against steel turnbuckle. He pulls her out of the corner and goes for the Butt Pound, but Mrs. Puff inflates herself, her weight being too much for Flats to carry, and she ends up crushing him beneath her. With Flats pinned down and immobilized under Puff's weight, the ref counts to 3 and awards Puff Mama the victory!

Backstage Interview #1

Nicholas Withers is backstage and Squidward Tentacles and Mr. Krabs. Nicholas asks Squidward why he attacked Patrick like he did after his victory last week. Squidward responds that anybody in his position would've taken the opportunity to weaken and knock the champ down a peg and that he did just that. He also says that he has been everybody's personal punching bag and abused for too long and that beating Patrick will finally earn him the respect and the top spot that he feels he rightfully deserves. Krabs chimes in and comments that he would've had Squidward beat had Janet and Marty not interfered. Squidward isn't amused by Krabs' insinuation and reminds him that he lost because he was inferior and that Squidward Tentacles is superior, plain and simple. They get in each other's face a bit, but Withers reminds them of their tag match against Janet and Marty tonight. Krabs says he's willing to make a sailor's promise to put their bad blood under the bridge if Squidward is willing as well. Squidward complies and they shake hands.

Backstage Segment #2

NWW Global Champion, Patrick Star is shown in his locker room with his parents, Janet and Marty. Janet tells him that last week was a clear as day example of just what they're trying to protect him from. Patrick appreciates them looking out for him, but now he's a man, a big, big man. And he won't just relinquish his title so easily and that he intends on defending it. He tells them that him being Global Champion is a testament, that he isn't just some lazy, big, pink loser who accomplishes nothing anymore. The Global Championship gives him a sense of purpose and that they, as his parents, should respect and understand that. Marty unbuckles his belt and starts whipping Patrick around with it for raising his voice to them.

Match #3: We're with Stupid vs The Krusty Krew

Janet and Marty are out first, followed by Squidward and Mr. Krabs. Marty wants to to tangle with Squidward first, who accepts and meets him in the middle of the ring as the bell sounds off. They wrestle for control, Squidward eventually taking over and taking Marty down with a Tentacle Drop. He tags Krabs in, who wails on Marty with his Big Meaty Claws. They duke it out for a bit more until Marty surprises Krabs with a Phone Operator. He tags Janet in, who throws Krabs around the ring with some Throwing Stars. Krabs manages to fight her off and goes to tag in Squidward, but Marty whips around and takes out Squidward before the tag could be made. Krab yells at him and orders his employee to get back up. Janet and Marty pull Krabs in for some Pats For Patrick, knocking him out. Janet makes the cover and gets the win for her and her husband! They challenge Squidward to get in the ring, who proceeds to get in both of their faces. Janet and Marty chastise him for attacking their son last week. Janet and Marty jump and attack him until Patrick comes running out to get his parents to back down once again. Patrick then turns around and delivers a hard right hook to Squidward's face. Patrick walks off with his title belt in tow, his parents still getting after him as Squidward lays dazed and confused in the ring.

Backstage Segment #3

SpongeBob is seen backstage heading towards the arena for his tag team match up next, he turns a corner down the hall and finds himself face to face with The Tattletale Strangler, cuffed and in chains. SpongeBob puffs his chest out at the Strangler, not showing any signs of backing down. SpongeBob asks him what his beef is with him anyway, to which the Strangler responds that he's a tattletale, and he hates tattletales. The Strangler laughs sadistically, putting his hands on SpongeBob's shoulders, startling the sponge a bit. The Strangler then walks off in the direction Spongebob was headed, their main event match being up next.

Main Event: SpongeBob SquarePants & The Tattletale Strangler vs The LaGoons

The Tattletale Strangler is the first combatant out to the ring, he breaks free of his restraints and waits in the ring for his tag team partner, who hits the ring next. SpongeBob hesitates a bit before finally stepping into the ring his adversary/ally for tonight. Larry the Lobster and Don the Whale are out next in matching gold attire. Larry tells everyone that if they really want to succeed and get the most out of life, they should all start Living Like Larry and pray to Neptune that their poor excuse for lives gradually gets better from here. Neptune comes out with the Honor Title around his waist and takes a seat on his throne at the top of the ramp to spectate this match up close. Larry decides to start things off for his team until he realizes that The Strangler will start this off for his own team. Larry quickly tags out to Don, not wanting any of the Strangler. Don reluctantly engages the Strangler and they begin wrestling for control of the match. The Strangler looks to be dominating The Killer Whale as Don struggles to push back. The Strangler takes him down effortlessly with a Chokeslam. Don crawls over to Larry, but Larry doesn't seem to want to help his partner.

The Strangler pulls Don back in towards his corner and strangles him against the corner. He tags Spongebob in and they both lay into the whale. SpongeBob nails some Karate Chops to Don's chest before downing him with a Patty Flip. The Strangler tags himself back in to punish Don some more and has his way with him, torturing him with Strangleholds. SpongeBob just wants to get the match over with so he tags himself back in and goes for the cover, but gets a 2 count. SpongeBob allows Don to go tag Larry in for a fairer fight, but The Strangler pulls Spongebob back and tags himself in once more and pulls Don back in for more punishment. SpongeBob tries yelling at his partner to stop and The Strangler responds by clocking Spongebob in the face, inadvertently making a tag. SpongeBob gets back in as Don tags in Larry. SpongeBob and Larry duke it out and seem evenly matched until Larry Anchor Tosses him into the corner. Larry keeps SpongeBob isolated from the Strangler, who I'd dying to get back in. SpongeBob manages to Karate Kick Larry away and makes the tag, leaving Larry at the Strangler's mercy. Larry tries fighting back as hard as he can, but the Strangler proves to be too much and brings the lobster down with a Chokebomb. Strangler goes for a cover, but lifts Larry's shoulder up himself right before the 3 in order to strangle him some more. SpongeBob eventually tags himself back in but gets tripped by his partner as he re-enters the fray. SpongeBob gets in The Strangler's face and they trade words before Spongebob turns around only to get blasted by Larry with a powerful clothesline. Larry sets up the Anchor Toss and nails it, pinning SquarePants for the 3 count while The Strangler does nothing to help his partner.

Closing Segment

The LaGoons celebrate with Neptune while The Strangler beats Spongebob into a pulp on the ground. Neptune sends his goons in to attack the Strangler from behind and they do just that. They beat The Strangler into a corner but they jumped from behind by Spongebob, who sends Don out of the ring as The Strangler tosses Larry out. Neptune enters the ring now and attacks them with his godly laser beams, burning them both to crisps. NWW Manager, Carl, comes out to handle the situation and orders Neptune to stop. Neptune scoffs, saying that no one tells him what to do. Carl's distraction gives Spongebob and The Strangler the opportunity to double team him and send the undefeated God of the Sea out of the ring, as well. Carl tells them all that SpongeBob and The Strangler will face each other in an iron man match in two weeks time, the winner earning himself a shot at the NWW Honor Championship. Neptune welcomes the idea. Carl also announces that both Spongebob and The Strangler will be in singles action next week with SpongeBob taking on Don and The Strangler facing off with Larry. Don seems pleased while Larry seems worried. Carl also tells Neptune that he will defend his honor and the title next week against an unknown opponent, saying he might not even be champion in two weeks time. Carl signs us off and wishes them all good luck and good night until next time.

Quick Results & Notes

Spoiler

- The Flying Dutchman defeats Bubble Bass by pinfall

- Mrs. Puff defeats Flats the Flounder by pinfall

- Janet & Marty defeats Mr. Krabs & Squidward by pinfall

- The LaGoons defeats Spongebob & The Strangler by pinfall

Matches for Next Episode

- Tony Fast Sr. w/Tony Fast Jr. vs Deuce Coop w/The Street Racers

- SpongeBob SquarePants vs Don the Whale

- The Tattletale Strangler vs Larry the Lobster

- Neptune vs ??? for the NWW Honor Championship

[Old Man Jenkins]

Episode 14: Blood Contract

Opening Segment: Neptune is escorted out to the ring his loyal royal knights, Larry and Don. He brags about his lineage and god-like power before calling it the next sacrifice to his Honor Title. Squilliam Fancyson answers his call and brags about his own prestigious lineage and that he'll bring that prestige to the Honor Title after he defeats Neptune tonight.

Match 1: Neptune defeats Squilliam Fancyson III by pinfall

Second Segment: Bubble Bass is seen backstage keeping one eye open, paranoid about the Dutchman. Nicholas Withers asks for an interview, startling him. Bubble Bass gives Withers The Tongue for his trouble.

Match 2: Deuce Coop w/The Street Racers defeat Tony Fast Sr. w/Tony Fast Jr. By pinfall. The Street Racers continue their assault after the match, beating down both father and son. Carl has security come out and books Deuce Coop vs Tony Fast Jr. for the next House Party, and The Street Racers and Tony Fast Sr. will be banned from ringside.

Third Segment: Mrs. Puff is walking backstage when she gets harassed by Pearl and her boyfriend, Octavius Rex, for trying to get it on with her dad. Things get heated between Pearl and Puff, resulting in a two-on-one beat down, leaving Puff laid out in their wake. They rub it in by making out over her.

Fourth Segment: Janet and Marty are seen trying to convince Patrick out of signing the contract to make his match with Squidward official, but Patrick stands up for himself and tells Marty that he managed to get his dad a match against Mr. Krabs up next.

Match 3: Mr. Krabs defeats Marty w/Janet by disqualification after Janet interferes on Marty's behalf following a Big Meaty Claw that knocked Marty out. Janet works over a fatigued Krabs before Marty joins in for the double team. Patrick runs out to make the save for Krabs and drives his parents out of the ring. Carl comes out, accompanied by Squidward, and announces that the contract signing for their match will take place right now.

Fifth Segment: A table gets set up in the ring and Carl lays the contract out for them to sign. Squidward immediately signs it, saying he has a date with destiny come the next House Party and he's coming to party hard. He teases Patrick about being such a baby when it comes to his parents. Speaking of which, Janet and Marty come out to make one last plea to dissuade Patrick from making the match official. Patrick says he loves his parents, but he's a man, a big, big man now and he's man enough to make his own decisions. He wants to legitimize his title reign and defeating Squidward will legitimize just that. He signs the contract and stares Squidward down as Janet and Marty look on disappointed, near tears.

Sixth Segment: Bubble Bass is seen still being paranoid backstage, assaulting a few crew members and trying to draw the Dutchman out. His rampage gets halted by Carl, who punishes Bubble Bass for his actions by booking Bubble Bass in a rematch against The Flying Dutchman at the next House Show in a Davy Jones' Locker match. The area fills with a green fog and the Dutchman finally appears, forewarning Bubble Bass that he'll rip his tongue out and take his pickle personally.

Match 4: Larry the Lobster defeats The Tattletale Strangler by count out in a surprisingly back and forth match after SpongeBob, who was providing guest commentary, distracted the Strangler from the match by getting in his face and prompting the Strangler to strangle while the the ref counted him out to reward Larry the victory. The Strangler gets police escorted backstage as Spongebob recovers since his match against Don the Whale is next.

Match 5: SpongeBob defeats Don the Whale by pinfall after a one-sided match in Don's favor. The victory came when The Tattletale Strangler made his way back out after double choke slamming Officers John and Nancy and tried getting into SpongeBob's face, but it backfired on him when he found himself on the receiving end of an accidental punch from Don. SpongeBob took advantage and sealed Don's fate with The Technique. After the match, the Strangler fumes before chokebombing Don through the announce table. SpongeBob dives out onto him and they proceed to brawl into the audience as Larry and Neptune check on their fallen comrade. Security tries separating SpongeBob and the Strangler but to no avail as Perch Perkins signs us off.

Spoiler

House Show card

- Patrick vs Squidward for the NWW Global Championship

- SpongeBob vs The Tattletale Strangler for an NWW Honor Championship title shot

- Neptune vs ??? For the NWW Honor Championship

- Bubble Bass vs The Flying Dutchman in a Davy Jones Locker Match

- Tony Fast Jr. vs Deuce Coop: Street Racers & Tony Fast Sr. banned from ringside

- Mr. Krabs vs Janet & Marty in a 2-on-1 Handicap Match

- Mrs. Puff vs Pearl & Octavius Rex in a 2-on-1 Handicap Match

- The Drasticals vs Larry the Lobster & Don the Whale

[Sauce Mama]

"Mrs. Puff is walking backstage when she gets harassed by Pearl and her boyfriend, Octavius Rex, for trying to get it on with her dad." 

 

HAHA

[So Sejima]

Why was it so short compared to all the others?

[Old Man Jenkins]

Why was it so short compared to all the others?

Laziness

[So Sejima]

Laziness

It's been like 3 and a half months since the last episode dude, no excuses.

[Old Man Jenkins]

Episode 15: House Party 3

Opening Sement: Howard Blandy hits the ring accompanied by his board member and Carl. Carl is carrying two black sacks around his shoulders. Blandy talks about the meaning of brotherhood and teamwork, putting over his work with his board of directors and Carl when running the NWW. He then has Carl unveil the new NWW Tag Team Title belts and announces a tournament starting tonight that will crown our first tag team champions. He personally introduces the competitors for tonight's opening match and the first two teams to compete in the tag team title tournament.

Match 1: The LaGoons, Larry the Lobster & Don the Whale defeats The Drasticals, Johnnh Krill and Not Dead Ted, by pinfall! The victory came when Don caught Ted in mid air outside of the ring, ramming him spine-first into the steel post of the ring before Killer Krushing him to the floor while Larry also catches Johnny during a mid-air assault and nails an Anchor Toss right into a Free Willy courtesy of Don for the three count and advancement into the next round of the tag title tourney.

Second Segment: Neptune congratulates his boys backstage on a job well done and they assure their liege that more gold will be added to their kingdom very soon.The Street Racers pulls up to them, mocking and taunting them before reminding them just who else is still in the tourney. Tony Fasts Sr. and Jr. pull up in their own race car now and throws their names into the hat for the titles, getting into a heated exchange with The Racers. Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy pull in inside their invisible boat mobile now to remind everybody else that they are perpetual tag team legends and that nobody, be they evil or good, will get in their way of saving the day and the tag titles again.

Third Segment: Pearl and Octavius Rex are seen cavorting backstage, sweet talking each other up and fantasizing about how a good performance against Puff Mama tonight could mean a spot in the tag team tourney for them, and eventually, the tag team titles will be around the waists of NWW's true power couple. They make out for the camera before heading out for their match.

Match 2: Pearl and Octavius Rex defeats Mrs. Puff by submission in a 2-on-1 Handicap Match! Puff was pretty even with Pearl in the early goings of the match, but soon began turning the tide in her favor. Rex, fearing for his long, tan, handsome well-being, held back from tagging into the match. He would eventually sneak a tag in and catch Puff Mama by surprise with a Long Stretch as she was about to finish Pearl off for the tap out victory. They make out over Puff's fallen body again, but she gets back up to her feet and lays Rex out with the License To Kill. Pearl pulls Rex out and exchange words with Puff before leaving backstage.

Fourth Segment: Kevin C. Cucumber is seen walking around backstage with his fellow Jelly Spotters. They are approached by Nicholas Withers, who asks just what the hell they are doing here. Kevin tells him that they're just here to spot the competition, possibly even some new recruits into the Jelly Spotter. The Spotters meep and laugh at Withers and zap him before walking off about their business.

Fifth Segment: Neptune hits the ring next, flanked by Larry and Don, and demands that the next sacrifice to his title reign come out now. Grubby Grouper surfs his way out now, accompanied by Jack Kahuna Laguna. Grubby has a mic in hand and greets all his groupies in attendance tonight. He tells Neptune the swells were pretty today, much like his reign as Honor Champion, but after tonight, Grubby's gonna be making waves once he wrestles the title out of his godly hands. Grubby enters the ring, Jack providing backup against Larry and Don.

Match 3: Neptune defeats Grubby Grouper by pinfall to retain the NWW Honor Championship! Grubby kept resorting to dirty tactics to keep Neptune on his...fins and nearly had the match won until Larry and Don began picking a fight with JKL outside the ring. JKL held his own, beating both LaGoons back at first but the numbers game soon came back to wipe him out. Grubby nosedived out of the ring and onto the LaGoons to save his friend. JKL helps Grubby back into the ring, but Grubby got hit by one of Neptune's god beams, stunning him and leaving him open for a Crowning Achievement by Neptune for the 3. JKL check on Grubby, but also finds himself on the receiving end of Neptune's god beam. Larry and Don re-enter the fray and throw both beach bums out with simultaneous anchor tosses. Neptune poses with his Honor Title while Larry and Don motions around their waists, wanting some tag team gold.

Match 4: The Flying Dutchman defeats Bubble Bass in a Davy Jones Locker Match! Bubble Bass put up more of a fight this time around, even having a few close calls where he almost stuffed The Dutchman inside the locker himself. They duke it and around the ring before making their way up the entrance ramp towards where the locker was placed. Bubble Bass nailed gave the Dutchman some Tongue and was well on his way to victory until the Dutchman sprung back to life with his patented dining sock and stuffed it down Bubble Bass' throat, cutting off air circulation and yanking his tongue out, taking the pickles he kept underneath it, before throwing Bubble Bass into the locker with a Shanghaied. With Bubble Bass locked in Davy Jones' Locker, The Flying Dutchman uses his ghostly otherworldly powers to make it disappear with a strike of lightning.

Sixth Segment: The Tattletale Strangler is seen entering the arena, exiting a police transport vehicle and being escorted by his usual police escorts. SpongeBob flies in and attacks The Strangler from out nowhere. They trade a few blows, the escorts managing to separate them as Carl comes running up to cool the situation down. He tells them to save all that pent up aggression for later tonight because their match is now a Conch Street Fight.

Seventh Segment: Janet and Marty are seen entering Patrick's dressing room. Patrick prepares for another verbal spat with them about his title defense tonight, but Marty assures him that he's proven to them that he's grown into the bright, strong man that they always wanted him to become but were afraid to see anything bad happen to. Janet tells Patrick that they're with him 100%, well, maybe 99%. Patrick embraces them and wishes them the best with their match coming up next.

Match 5: Mr. Krabs defeats We're With Stupid, Janet & Marty, by pinfall! The Krabs held his own against Marty until they started to tag in and out and really started putting the numbers against ole armor abs. Patrick comes out to cheer on his parents, but Squidward comes out as well, his presence distracting the Star Family, allowing Krabs to deck Marty with a Big Meaty Claw to secure himself the victory. Squidward leaves the stage after the deed had been done and Patrick gets in Mr. Krabs' face for taking advantage while his parent's backs were turned. Krabs tries calming him down before Patrick knocks him out with THE GIANT FIST in return. Patrick and Janet help Marty to the back while Krabs lays dazed and confused in the ring.

Eighth Segment: The Drasticals are seen backstage, trying to recover from the beating courtesy of The LaGoons. They head towards their extreme sports vehicles when suddenly, Bubble Buddy comes speeding by on Johnny's motorcycle and crashing it. They head to the crash site to see Bubble Buddy still standing and intact. The Drasticals get in Bubble Buddy's face but get no answer and they just assume he's inanimate, until Bubble Buddy slaps Krill in the face.

Match 6: Tony Fast Jr. defeats Deuce Coop by pinfall! In a very even bout, Tony Fast managed to outpace Coop by just a tad bit more, countering Coop's Deadman's Curve into a winning Hot Shot. Coop attacks Fast Jr. after the match out of poor sportsmanship and Tony Fast Sr. can only look on from backstage helplessly. Suddenly, Mermaid Man and Barnacle hit the ring and double team Coop with a Raging Whirlpool and make the save for Fast Jr. The other two members of the Street Racers are fuming backstage as they watch helplessly while their leader is taken to old school. MM & BB celebrates with Tony Fast Jr.

Ninth Segment: Nicholas Withers is standing by backstage with SpongeBob SquarePants and asks the porous wrestler what his game plan is tonight heading into a Conch Street Fight against the feared Tattletale Strangler. SpongeBob puts his jellyfishing glasses on and tells Withers that he makes it up as he goes before smiling and "I'm Ready"ing off for his match up next.

Match 7:. SpongeBob defeats The Tattletale Strangler by pinfall! In another surprisingly even match up, SpongeBob and The Strangler battle all over the arena: in the ring, around the ring, in the audience and way back into the backstage area. They fight their way into Neptune's throne room, giving the Honor Champion a front row seat to the carnage. SpongeBob beats the Strangler around with Neptune's scepter and busts him open, but gets himself locked in a Stranglehold for his troubles. SpongeBob manages to fight out of it by sticking his cleats into the Starngler's eye sockets, blinding the Strangler long enough to execute the full Technique on him for the win. SpongeBob stands tall above his nemesis but finds himself surrounded by King Neptune's Court. Neptune taunts Spongebob by raising his title to his the sponge's face, his next sacrifice now known.

Match 8: Squidward defeats Patrick by submission to become the new NWW Global Champion! Squidward found himself over powered but he had a technical advantage over the champion, which made for an interesting match up. Janet and Marty soon come out to cheer their son on, rallying up the crowd. Squidward manages to counter a Throwing Star into the Suction Cup Symphony, constricting his entire body around Star's and squeezing the life out of him. Patrick tries to make it to the bottom rope in order to break the hold, but Janet and Marty pull the rope back from him and out of reach. The audience boos as Patrick has no choice but tap out or else he'll pass out from the pain. The referee rewards Squidward the Global Title and he poses with it, putting on foot on top of Patrick. Janet and Marty only look on disappointed before leaving his son to humiliation as Squidward rubs it in his face to end the show.

[Old Man Jenkins]

Episode 16: Whale of a Birthday or Blood Is Thicker Than Water

Opening Segment: Pearl and Octavius Rex open up the show, the entire arena has been done up in party decorations. Pearl says that her sixteenth birthday is today and that she and Octavius plan to celebrate it in style, taking out her father's credit card. She says tonight is guaranteed to be the greatest night of her life since Manager Carl has given her creative control over the show tonight and for one night only, NWW will be the Kuddly World of Wrestling, a teenage paradise! Octavius promises her the greatest, most intimate gift he could give her and he promises to give it to her personally when the night is over. Mr. Krabs comes out to interrupt and demands she stops spending me money. Pearl challenges her father to come take it from her. Mr. Krabs finds himself caught between the love for his money and daughter, but Puff Mama comes out to make things easier for him and hits the ring herself. Pearl and Rex flee the ring and exit through the crowd. Pearl gets back on the mic and schedules Mr. Krabs vs Mrs. Puff for tonight's main event.

Match # 1: The Drasticals shred their way to the ring, followed by Bubble Buddy who just casually floats down. Before the match, Krill gets on the mic and challenges Bubble Buddy to make a move on him while they're looking eye to eye, but Bubble Buddy remains motionless. Krill calls him a weenie and laughs at him with the other Drasticals and looks to just get out of the match when Bubble Buddy blindsides him from behind and really lays it into Krill with some Bubble Blows. Bubble Buddy finishes things quickly with a Leif Ericcson for the pin and the win. The other Drasticals look on in shock before coming to aid their leader. Bubble Buddy simply floats away motionlessly out of their reach. Grand Maul Granny tends to Krill's wounds while Not Dead Ted throws a tantrum in the ring, dolphin noising Bubble Buddy out.

Segment #2: Pearl comes out following our opening match while the Drasticals are still in the ring. She and Rex put the Drasticals down for already being out of the tag title tourney before putting herself and Rex over as our future Tag Team Champions. She says that if they like to defy death a lot, then the aptly named Not Dead Ted will have some real fun with his opponent right now. The arena gets enveloped in a glowing green smoke as the Flying Dutchman makes his way to the ring. Not Dead Ted ushers Granny and Krill out of the ring before soaring onto the Dutchman as makes his down to kick our next match off.

Match #2: Not Dead Ted manages to catch the Dutchman somewhat off guard with his suicide dive out of the ring and gets some punches in, but they don't really phase the ghostly ghost pirate and he quickly begins to overtake Ted, knocking him around effortlessly outside the ring before sending him flying back in hard with The Fly of Despair. The Dutchman covers for the three count! The Dutchman's laugh echoes throughout the entire arena as he disappears, leaving the broken Drasticals in his ghostly green mist.

Segment #3:A pissed off Patrick is shown backstage looking for someone or something. One of the crew members ask if he's looking for his parents, but he replies "no, I'm looking for the bathroom." He continues looking for the nearest john as the scene fades to black.

Match #3:Tony Fast Jr. hits the ring, accompanied by his father. They get on the mic and talk about their family legacy and that a Fast slows down for no one. They're suddenly interrupted by the Tattletale Strangler, who yells at them that they're gonna stop right in their tracks when he gets in the ring with them. The Strangler enters the ring and Fast Sr gives Jr some advice before the match officially starts. The Strangler tries to get a firm hold on Fast, but Tony is just too Tony Fast for him and surprises the Strangler with a lightning fast offense. Tony had The Strangler right where he wants him and starts to Rev Up, but gets caught mid-move by the throat and gets taken down with a Chokebomb before the Stranglers tightens his grip for the Stranglehold. Tony Fast is getting out of it fast and eventually taps out to give the Strangler the victory. Senior checks up on Junior as the Strangler grabs a mic and challenges SpongeBob to get in this ring, but he gets no answer. He says he'll have to force him out and quickly puts Tony Fast Sr. in the Stranglehold and Chokebombs him repeatedly in the ring until a returning Sandy Cheeks runs out and clears the Strangler out of the ring. The Strangler yells at Sandy with rage while Sandy simply challenges him back into the ring, which he does, but Sandy gets the advantage and knocks him out of the ring again.

Segment #4: We see some home video footage of Squidward celebrating his title victory at Leisure Village, which is why he is not in attendance tonight, but promises that he will be on hand next time to rub it in everybody's face. Ciao.

Segment #5: Pearl comes out and brings out the Boys Who Cry for a live birthday performance just for her, courtesy of her boyfriend Mr. Long, Tan & Handsome. They sing her her birthday song and Pearl is just getting too into it, prompting Octavius Rex to come out in a jealous fit and books the Boys Who Cry in a Tag Title Tourney match against him and Pearl right now meep.

Match #4: Rex kicks things off with one of the Boys and maintains control over the match until he calls for a tag from Pearl, who's pretty reluctant to fight against her celebrity crushes. This miscommunication gives the Boys an opening to turn the tide and eventually set Rex up for a 4-Ply, but Rex manages to sneak a tag onto Pearl without the Boys knowing. Torn between two loves of her own, Pearl has no choice and runs down two of her boy idols to save her boyfriend. She throws one of them out and takes the other Boy out with a Growth Spout. Rex orders her to make the pin but she can't bring herself to do it, so he just tags himself in and secures the pin on his own. Rex gets after Pearl post-match but eventually tries comforting her since its her b-day and everything and they try celebrating their advancement in tag team tournament.

Segment #6: Mr Krabs approaches Mrs Puff backstage and tells her that he doesn't want this match to happen just as much as she does and she concurs. He offers to throw the match for her, she disagrees and wants to throw the match herself but they eventually agree on Krabs to do it. Patrick walks in on them, still looking for a bathroom. Krabs gets in his face and tells Patrick that their beef ain't over yet boi. Patrick says that beef is the last thing on his mind right now before leaving to find the bathroom some more.

Main Event: Krabs and Puff make their respective ways to the rings and tonight's main event officially kicks off. Krabs immediately exits the ring in order to get himself counted out, but their ploy gets interrupted by Pearl and Rex, who reminds them that she's still in charge and that if they don't have the gills to beat on one another, than she'll have to make them bleed. She changes the match into a First Blood match, the first competitor to bleed loses, and that if either of them try to loophole their way around that, they'll both be fired on the spot. Pearl and Rex make their leave, leaving Krabs and Puff Mama at eachother's mercy. They reluctantly trade hard blows, evenly matched until Puff starts to expand her size and overwhelm Eugene. Krabs manages to cut her back down a few dress sizes with some Big Meaty Claws and looks to clock her with The Hook, but he can't bring himself to do it. Puff reminds them what's at stake and fights back against him with a few Drive-Bys. The action spills outside of the ring as Puff pulls a balloon out from under the ring and is all like, "I hope I still know how to do this" before blowing it up. Yeah she does. She takes out a bat next and takes a few swings at Krabs, but his shell proves to be hard to crack. Krabs catches the bat and flips out in pain and anger but realizes what he's about to do and tosses the bat aside. He tells Puff that he doesn't either of them to get fired, so Puff wants him to bust her open (not li'dat) so that they'll get it over with and still keep their jobs. Krabs once again can't bring himself to hurt sweet Mrs. Puff, so she lays him out with a License To Kill before taking a pair of seafood crab cutting scissors out from under the ring and uses to forcefully cut into Krab's shell. He screams in pain while Puff tells him it must be done. She cuts through his shell and pierces his meat underneath (not dat meat), making him bleed out and rewarding herself the victory. Pearl and Rex look on from the top of the entrance ramp pleased at what transpired and applaud Puff for her performance. Puff tosses the scissors aside and yells them out. Emergency personnel and Dr. Forrest come out to wheel Krabs out of the ring, Puff goes along with them.

Closing Segment: The ring is decorated in red, pink and hearts for a segment of "Heart To Heart with the Heart Man". Portraits of Patrick also adorn the ring. The Heart Man comes out to the ring and tells everybody in the arena that "I LOOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOOUUUUU! I LOVE YA!" He says that there ain't a love quite like a parent's love for their child. He brings up the concern Tony Fast Sr had for his son earlier tonight when he was behind manhandled by the Tattletale Strangler. He also brings up Mr. Krabs' tumultuos relationship with his daughter Pearl and how his love for her has prevented him from taking any sort of direct action for her recent actions. He says that he hates seeing families torn apart, which is why his guests for tonight personally asked him to help bridge the gap between them and their son. The Heart Man brings out Janet and Marty, who say their piece about why they cost Patrick his title match against Squidward. They say they're only concerned with Patrick's well-being and that had they not intervened, he would have only gotten himself hurt worst. They say being the Global Champion paints a huge target on your back and that every dog in the yard and every kid in the playground would only be looking to gun em down to every last ounce until that title would no longer be around that champion's waist. They say they tried giving their son some leeway with this wrestling career choice, but he obviously doesn't know what's best for himself so their hand was forced to decide what's best for him. They reiterate that they love their son, but if he keeps going down this self-destructive career path, they'll soon have no son at all.

Patrick wanders out to interrupt, saying that he's finally found the bathroom before relieving himself right in the middle of the Heart Man's set-up, defying him. Heart Man smiles and laughs it off, saying that he still loves Patrick but this isn't about the animosity between them (that's for another day), it's about him and his parents. Patrick mouths back to his parents, saying he's a big, big man, big enough to make his own decisions and man enough to go far in this business, bringing up how he's already a former Global Champion. Janet and Marty are not having any of it and tell him that'll be his only time with the title too because he's grounded from ever competing for the NWW ever again. They also bring up that they went to Pearl earlier and had her remove Patrick's rematch clause against Squidward for good measure. Patrick snaps at his parents and tells them they haven't the right and that he's gonna bring the matter right up to the top with Mr. Blandy. Heart Man chimes in and says his parents are only doing this because they love him, but Patrick knocks him down with THE GIANT FIST. Patrick gets riled up and almost lashes out at his parents, but stops himself. He goes to leave the ring, but Heart Man gets back up and suggests that maybe a little "tough love" will get their point across lovingly.

Janet and Marty both lunge at Patrick and they proceed to physically abuse him with some Pats For Patrick before Marty slams him gut-first onto his knee and places him in a headlock as Janet spanks the barnacles out of him. The continue physically and verbally punishing their son while the Heart Man gets in Patrick's face, yelling to him that "THEYYYYY LOOOOOOVE YOOOOOU! THEY LOVE YA! THEY LOVE YA! THEY LOVE YA!" Heart Man kisses the camera as the show ends with Patrick receiving some more punishment.

[Old Man Jenkins]

Episode 17: Parental Discretion is Advised

Opening Segment: Mr. Krabs opens up the show, his claw all wrapped up from the injury he suffered during his first blood match with Mrs. Puff on the last episode. He calls Puff out for an explanation as to why she went the lengths she did to win their match. Puff doesn't come out, but Pearl and Octavius Rex do, and they proceed to make out in front of old man Krabs and mock his injury. They say that they now see who wears the pants in Krabs and Puff's relationship. Pearl tells everyone that nobody wears the pants in her and Rex's relationship, but Rex shushes and repeats what she said, saying "we just take off our pants" and winks at Eugene, who is fuming. NWW Manager Carl comes out to ease things and chides Pearl and Octavius for letting the power go to their heads last week, especially by agreeing to Janet and Marty's terms about taking away Patrick his Global Title rematch. Blandy wants Carl to do damage control and he'll make things right right now by booking some matches: Pearl will be going on on one with Mrs. Puff tonight, Rex and Krabs barred from ringside, and Krabs will be going toe to toe with Rex in NWW's first ever Tanning Deathbed match at the next House Party event at the end of the season. Carl wants Krabs to heal up until then, but Krabs insists he can take Rex with only one claw. Rex takes him up on that challenge and after another heated exchange, Carl finally makes that match official right now. He sends Human Resources down tie up and bound Krab's injured as tonight's opening bout is set to begin.

Match #1: Octavius immediately goes on the attack as soon as Human Resources finishes tying Krabs up. He beats Krabs into a corner before throwing him bound shoulder-first into the turnbuckle repeatedly before planting him to the mat with a fall away slam. He motions for Krabs to get up, but kicks Krab's free arm right from under him as he was trying to support himself up. Rex kicks Krabs while he's down and baseball slides him to the outside, where he rams his shoulder some more into the guard rails and steel steps leading into the ring. Krabs starts to show some sign of fight, knocking Rex away with a Big Meaty Claw out of nowhere, but Rex bounces back on the attack with an enzuiguri and goes so far as to tear Krab's other arm right off his body and uses it to bat away on Krabs, who is now completely defenseless. He rolls Krabs back into the ring before they could get counted out and locks Krabs in the long stretch. With no arm to tap out with, Krabs is left to endure the pain until he passes out, forcing the ref to stop the match in favor of Octavius Rex. Pearl comes out, looking concerned at her father and even kneels down next to him, but she's only feigning concern as she stomps away at her unconscious father and celebrates with Rex all the way up the ramp.

Backstage Segment #1: Mrs. Puff is seen backstage watching these events unfold with a look of anger in her eyes. She leaves the television monitor and makes her way down to the entrance way where she ambushes Pearl and Rex as they were making their leave and tosses Pearl into a nearby wall. Rex tries to intervene but Puff blows up and tosses him clear out of view. She beats Pearl all the way back down to the ring and throws her back in. Krabs is being stretchered out, but he notices all the commotion. The referee calls for the bell and our second match is underway.

Match #2: Puff relentlessly beats Pearl around the ring, giving her no room to breathe before laying her out with a Fender Bender for the quick and decisive win. Octavius Rex runs back out to Pearl's aid, he gets on the ring apron and gets in Puff's face, but Krabs comes tumbling after him and pulls Rex away and right into The Feeling of Green with his now freed, but still injured, claw on the hard floor. Krabs and Puff exchange glances before EMTs arrive back on the scene to take Krabs away.

Backstage Segment #2: A limo is seen pulling up outside the ring. He driver exits the vehicle and lets his passenger out, who turns out to be NWW Global Champion, Squidward Tentacles with his title belt in tow. Squidward tells his driver to entertain his two other guests until he makes the call.

Match #3: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy make their way to the ring in their invisible boat mobile, the fans cheering them on, followed by the Street Racers in their own vehicle and being booed out the building. This is match to see who moves on in the tag title tourney. Deuce wants Mermaid Man in the ring first and they start things off with Deuce mocking him, but Mermaid Man proves himself to be more than a handful for the young whipper snapper, who tags his partner, Grand Torino, in. Mermaid and Barnacle Boy have their ways with Torino while Deuce is fuming but not calling for a tag. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Unites Torino for the pin and the win. Deuce and Cherry both get after Torino for their loss and attack MM and BB as they were celebrating. Before Deuce could Burn Rubber on Mermaid Man's head, Tony Fasts Sr. and Jr. race out to make the save for the heroes. The Fasts help MM and BB back up and let them continue their celebration until Grubby Grouper and Jack Kahuna Laguna comes out for the next tag title tourney match. They meet up with the Street Racers halfway down the ramp, who tells the Beach Bums to do work on the Fasts, but Grubby shoos them away with his dirty handshake.

Match #4: Grubby wants to shake Tony Fast's hand, but they both decline. Grubby and Tony Jr start things off, with Tony quickly outmanuevering the otherwise maneuverable surfer. Grubby resorts to some dirty tactics and spit in Tony's eye before isolating him in the Bum's corner. Grubby and Jack take turns barreling him with punches but before Jack could hit The Big One, Junior quickly evades it, rushes to his corner and tags his father in, who proceeds to wipe both Beach Bums out. Fast Sr tries to finish things with the Fast Lane, but Jack ducks it, sending Fast Sr right into a Gnarly Pounder courtesy of Grubby and giving Jack the time to finally nail The Big One for the win and a chance to compete in the semi-finals. After the match, Grubby offers a handshake again, to which the Fasts finally accept.

Backstage Segment #3: Squidward is seen leaving Carl's office. Carl tells him that he'll be sure to inform Patrick on their dealings later tonight.

Main Event: Squilliam Fancyson is in the ring with his entourage and wants everybody to know that despite somehow miraculously winning the Global Title, he is still better than Squidward will ever hope and dream of being. His opponent for tonight, SpongeBob SquarePants, comes out next in defense of his co-worker and they get in each other's faces before Squilliam bats him with his eyebrow to start the match. Things look pretty even between the two until Squilliam misses an opportunity to nail the Monoblow, allowing SpongeBob to counter him up with The Technique, but before SpongeBob can do This & This, Neptune arrives on the entrance ramp sitting upon his royal throne, with the Honor Championship buckled around his waist. Taking advantage of the distraction, Squilliam tries for another Monoblow, but SpongeBob sees it coming and interrupts it with a Karate Chop between the eyebrows. SpongeBob finishes Squilliam off with the Leif Ericsson Charge for the win. Squilliam's entourage check up on their idol as SpongeBob shifts his attention back to Neptune, who gets on the mic and tells SpongeBob that beating despite his victory here tonight, it doesn't mean he will have what it takes to defeat true royalty. He says that he is a king of honor and if SpongeBob has anything to retort, that he retorts it right to the king's face right now. SpongeBob exits the ring to approach Neptune, but before he has the chance to retort personally, Larry and Don both appear out of thin air to attack SpongeBob high and low right in front of Neptune. They beat Spongebob around until nailing him with the High and Mighty right into a nearby stage light. The light breaks on impact with SpongeBob shocked to the system inside. Neptune surveys the damage that his royal servants have done and tells SpongeBob that the king might have some honor, but his knights do not. Neptune and the LaGoons pose with the Honor Championship before leaving SpongeBob to the EMTs.

Closing Segment: New NWW Global Champion"The Incomparable" Squidward, makes his out to the ring to close the show. He brags about his title victory and how he has finally proven to everyone that he does indeed have talent and that no one in this hellhole of a town even knows talent when it's standing right before them. The crowd proceeds to chant "No Talent!" at him, but Squidward brushes them off by bringing up why he's really out here this evening. He wants to give Patrick his rematch, and that by giving him back his rematch, he'll be able to prove everyone wrong again and further solidify the fact that Squidward Tentacles has all the talent. Janet and Marty come out and tell the champ that he has done enough emotional and physical damage to their son and that if he wants a fight, pick it with them and not Patrick. Squidward squidlaughs in their faces, and says they're both something that he, and quite frankly, Patrick, are not: frauds. He calls for his driver to bring his two guests to the ring, a male and female starfish in similar clothing as Patrick's. Squidward says that he found them outside his house when he came back home from Leisure Village asking "where's Patrick?" all day. Squidward put two and two together and made plans for a little family reunion tonight. Carl then brings Patrick out to meet his real parents, who say that Patrick actually recognizes them this time. Patrick embraces them in tears before glaring angrily at Janet and Marty, who try to call bull on these claims, but Carl says that Mr. Blandy has appropriated Patrick's birth certificate right here, which proves they're not his parents. Patrick makes his way to the ring, pounding his fists together. Janet and Marty try reasoning with him but it won't work. They then try to leave but Squidward blocks them from exiting. Patrick pounces them both and unloads on them. Janet and Marty soon turn the tables on him with their double teaming, but Squidward joins in now on Patrick's side. They send both Janet and Marty out of the ring, who proceed to exit the arena through the crowd. Patrick wants them back in the ring and taunts them, but turns around right into Squidward's Clarinet Solo, laying him out. Squidward gives his blessing for a rematch and taunts Patrick and the crowd as Realistic Fish Head signs us off.

[Old Man Jenkins]

Episode 18: You Make a Loop de Loop and Hole

Opening Match: Sandy comes out to the ring to open the show. She grabs a mic and talks about how The Strangler almost ended her career prematurely. But she says she's from Texas, and a Texan takes a beating and backs down from no one, not during the Alamo and definitely not right now. She claims that she, too, doesn't like tattletales but if there's one thing she hates more than a tattletale is a bully and that's all The Strangler is and ever will be. She says she doesn't need anyone's help to put the Strangler back into his place behind bars. She gets interrupted by Flats "The Butt Pounder" Flounder, and reminds her that he is, in fact, a bully and will kick her butt all the way back to Texas like Mexico kicked butt during the Alamo. They square off as the ref calls for the bell to start this opening bout. They exchange holds and Sandy matches Flats' strength effortlessly. She takes Flats to the ground with a powerful sidewalk slam. She remains in control until Flats begins to brawl right back, kicking and punching her into the ropes and finished his combo off with The Kicker. He picks her off for a Flatliner and nails it. He goes for the pin, but Sandy kicks out at 2. He covers again but this time, she kicks out at 1. He picks her back up for some more, but she lays into him with some Karate Chops and takes him back down with The Acorn Flats. She maneuvers Flats into the Arm Cruncher and wrenches away at Flat's arm, but Flats won't give up. She maneuvers herself into a position to lock Flats in the Hogtie, Flats tries to hold on some more but ultimately taps out.before the ref could raise Sandy's arm in victory, The Tattletale Strangler rushes the ring, pulls and throws Flats off over the guard rail and into the crowd , and lays siege to the ring. He grabs Sandy and lays her out with a thunderous Chokeslam. The Strangler handcuffs Sandy to the ring rope and beats her mercilessly before clamping his dirty hands over her neck and strangling the life out of her. Sandy slumps to the ground as Strangler's police escorts finally come out to restrain him. He fights back a little, forcing them to taser him into complying.

Backstage Segment #1: Nicholas Withers is backstage with Mrs. Puff. Withers wants to know what's the deal between her and Mr. Krabs. Puff replies that there is no deal between them, there's absolutely nothing between them, and she wants it to remain as such. Withers mentions that Krabs has been sent home to rest up for his match with Octavius Rex, but Puff wants to hear nothing of him. This is her time, no one else's, and reminds Withers that she received a good measure of revenge against Pearl last week but that she wants more. Pearl and Rex suddenly blindside Puff and knock her around the backstage area. Carl enters the scene and has his team of Human Resources separate them all. Carl reminds Pearl and Rex of their actions during episode 16 and as punishment, their next tag title tourney match will be a tables match. He also makes Pearl vs Puff official again for the House Party season finale and to give Pearl a fighting chance, he'll let her decide the match stipulation. Pearl thinks it over and decides to make it an Ambulance Match. Carl makes it official and calls out their tag tourney opponents for tonight.

Match #2: The LaGoons, Larry the Lobster and Don the Whale, make their way to the ring accompanied by King Neptune. They carry some tables to the ring, hyping each other up as Pearl and Octavius coward a bit inside the ring. The bell rings and The LaGoons immediately go on the offensive. Don and Pearl, both being whales, size each other up while Octavius tries to evade Larry's grasp. Octavius manages to sneak in a few kicks, but Larry shrugs them off and emphatically Anchor Tosses him through a table that was set up in the corner. Octavius clears the ring while Larry poses for the crowd. Don has Pearl set up for a Free Willy through another table, but Octavius recovers and distracts him long enough for Pearl to work her way out and puts Don through the table herself with her Kuddly Krusher. Larry finally stops posing long enough to notice these events and pounces at Pearl. Octavius cheers her on until he gets chased off by a salty Don. Pearl and Larry go back and forth, seemingly equal in strength, until Larry surprisingly lifts her up over his head and gorilla press slams her through another table to move The LaGoons onto the finals. Neptune comes in to give his knights his royal approval and has them bow before him before grabbing a mic for himself.

In-Ring Segment #1: Neptune puts over Larry and Don as the most powerful tag team in undersea wrestling today. Neptune says he can take anyone or anything and like King Midas, can turn them into pure, solid gold. He even says he can make his opponents look like gold in this ring and brings up SpongeBob. He says that SpongeBob has been doing himself no favors by trying to lay siege to his kingdom and he only turn his challenge away effortlessly like all those who have come before him. He challenges SpongBob to a Pick Your Poison challenge, where they will pick who each other's opponents will be. SpongeBob comes out and accepts Neptune's challenge and assures him that he already has an opponent in mind for Neptune. Neptune replies that has an opponent in mind for SpongeBob right now, and calls him out.

Match #3: Zeus the Guitar Lord hits the ring and bows before Neptune, who uses his ancient, godly powers to bestow the body and power of a Greek god of rock upon him. With this new power, Zeus squares up with SpongeBob in the ring and the ref calls for the bell. Zeus quickly takes control of the match and beats SpongeBob around the ring, even taking time to air guitar to taunt his opponent while he does so. He whips SpongeBob into the ropes, who uses this to bounce back into the match and takes Zeus down by Pelvic Thrusting him to the ground twice. He then picks Zeus up on his shoulders, spins him around and stops before Double Taking three times. With Zeus laid out on the mat, SpongeBob ascends the top turnbuckle and shows just why he's so hyrdrodynamically designed by jumping off and nailing the I Scream For Ice Cream with absolute silence. He covers Zeus and gets the three count in order to beat Neptune's poison! Neptune looks unphased by SpongeBob's victory and simply applauds his valiant efforts from his throne. SpongeBob grabs a mic and tells Neptune to get his tail fin down to the ring because his poison for tonight is gonna be Larry the Lobster. Larry is shocked by this, but Neptune gets back on the mic and reminds them that he is a god, there is nothing and nobody in existence who can poison him. He tells Larry to not hold back because if he does, he'll face the full extent of god's wrath. Neptune dismisses Don to take Zeus to the back before both he and Larry head down to the ring in unison. SpongeBob takes a seat next Perch and Realistic Fish Head to commentate.

Main Event: The bell goes off to the start the match and Larry bows before Neptune, who immediately goes on the attack after he does so. Neptune and Larry go blow for blow, seemingly matched in strength, something that seemingly surprises even Neptune as they trade holds for control. Neptune manages to Body Slam Larry down with authority and has him in position for the Crowning, but Larry manages to evade it and takes Neptune down long enough to get him in the Anchor Toss. Larry spins Neptune around in the middle of the ring for about 10 rotations before tossing him into the corner turnbuckle. Larry sees the opportunity and goes to seize it by splashing onto Neptune in the corner, the crowd cheering him on. Neptune slumps down to the mat in the middle of the ring, prompting Larry to go high risk to the top of the turnbuckle. Larry jumps of for a Lifesaver, but Neptune rolls out of the way in time and Larry eats nothing but mat. Neptune zaps Larry with one of his godly beams while he's down, burning him to a near lobster dinner. He sets Larry up again for the Crowning and nails it to get the pin and the win over his royal knight. Neptune gets up top and poses with his Honor Championship as SpongeBob watches from the commentary table, laughing and joking with Perch. Neptune has Larry bow before him again and Larry does so with every last fiber of strength he could muster and without hesitance.

Backstage Segment #2: Nicholas Withers is seen trying to get a word from Bubble Buddy, who doesn't respond to any of his questions. Things remain awkwardly silent for a few more seconds until The Drasticals burst on to the scene and try to burst Bubble Buddy's...bubble. They blindside the bubble, mobbing and lobbing him at the walls multiple times before beating the bubble down with whatever object they can find lying around to use as weapons. The bubble refuses to pop and even tries fighting back but The Drasticals prove to be too much for him to handle. Krill lays him out with the Cheap Krill and gets right in the camera, saying that they are tired of being everybody's crash test dummies. He reminds everyone that they are The Drasticals and this is where extreme reigns supreme.

Closing Segment: Squidward is the first one out to the ring, making an elaborate interpretive dance-filled entrance to many boos from the crowd. Squidward gets on the mic and proceeds to tell them that they don't know talent, to which they respond by chanting "No Talent!" Before Squidward could tear into the crowd more, Patrick comes out to a much warmer reaction. Patrick gets on the mic and calls Squidward out for sneak attacking him last episode and challenges him to do it again now that he's focusing. Patrick's eyes bulge out at him, prompting Squidward to poke them and they get into it until they're interrupted by Janet and Marty. Janet scolds Squidward for exposing their ruse and Marty confesses to Patrick that they only pretended to be his parents so that they could get some of the spotlight and adoration and to help them reinvigorate their own washed up wrestling careers. Patrick made ends meet for them, being a world champion wrestler. Patrick interrupts them tells them bluntly that they'll soon meet with a dead end once he finally gets his hands on them after winning his title back from Squidward. They remind him about the deal they made with Pearl, barring him from his rematch, and they stake their own claims to Squidward's championship. Howard Blandy comes out with the members of his board to address the situation. He tells Patrick that Janet and Marty's deal with Pearl unfortunately stands and he will not be getting a rematch, but that doesn't mean he can't earn himself another title shot entirely. Blandy wants Patrick to kill two birds with one stone and announces that he will compete in a gauntlet for the right to face Squidward at the season finale. His first opponent will be Janet and if he beats her, his second will be Marty, and if he gets through both of them, he'll go one on one with Squidward for the Global Championship. But if Janet or Marty were to beat, then they will get the title shot instead. Everybody seems to like this set up, especially Patrick. Blandy also takes this time to announce that NWW will be returning to The Bubble Bowl this year for the episode 20 season finale and so will the Bubble Brawl. Only this year, the winner of the 30 man contest will earn themselves a Global Title shot at a time and place of their choosing. But before then, Blandy books Squidward and Patrick to take on Janet and Marty for the season's penultimate next episode. Patrick offers Squidward a hand shake to solidify their mutual resolve and Squidward goes to shake only to take one of Patrick's GIANT FISTS to the face. Patrick leaves Squidward laying as he trades word with Janet and Marty. Perch Perkins signs us off.

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Spoiler

- 30 Man Bubble Brawl for a Global Title shot at a time and place of the winner's choosing

- Patrick vs Janet & Marty in a Flop Til You Drop Gauntlet for an NWW Global Title Shot

- Squidward Tentacles vs Patrick Star, Janet or Marty for the NWW Global Championship

- SpongeBob SquarePants vs King Neptune for the NWW Honor Championship

- The LaGoons vs Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy or The Pipeline Masters to crown the first NWW Tag Team Champions

- Mrs. Puff vs Pearl in an Ambulance Match

- Mr. Krabs vs Octavius Rex in a Tanning Deathbed Match

- Johnny Krill vs Bubble Buddy in an Extreme Spots Match

- Sandy Cheeks vs The Tattletale Strangler

[Old Man Jenkins]

Episode 19: Tag Team Turmoil

Opening Match: Pearl and Octavius Rex hit the ring first, followed by their tag team partner tonight, The Tattletale Strangler. Their opponents, Mrs. Puff, Mr. Krabs and Sandy Cheeks each make their individual ways to the ring. Rex and Sandy start things off for their respective teams and Sandy quickly overpowers Mr. Long, Tanned and Handsome. The teams switch of members and things remain mostly in Puff, Krabs and Sandy's favors until The Strangler finally tags himself into the mat and proceeds to double chokeslam both Mrs. Puff and Mr. Krabs before setting his sights on Sandy. They go blow for blow until The Stangler gets her up for a Chokebomb, but Sandy fights out of it and takes The Strangler down a peg with the Armcruncher. She locks The Strangler in a Texas Cloverleaf. The Strangler writhes in pain but eventually powers out of it and tags Rex back in. Sandy lassos Rex and nails him with the Record Breaker before tying him up into one of her Hogties. Pearl tries to interfere, but Mrs. Puff dumps her back out of the ring. Krabs gets in Puff's face and they trade some words as Rex taps out to give Sandy the victory for her team. The Strangler throws a tantrum all the way to the back while Krabs and Puff continue to argue with each other. Pearl and Rex recoup and assault both Krabs and Puff during their heated exchange. Sandy leaves the ring on her own terms, paying no mind to what's happening in the ring. Pearl and Puff fight to the backstage area while Krabs and Rex duke it out into the crowd. Carl has his team of human resources separate the melees.

Backstage Segment #1: Spongebob is backstage in his dressing room, hyping himself up in the mirror when Bubble Buddy pops in on him. SpongeBob greets his bubble buddy with open arms assures Bubble Buddy that he has his back tonight. Bubble Buddy gives SpongeBob a friendly nod and they shake hands to solidify their partnership.

Match #2: Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy hit the ring in the invisible boatmobile, followed by The Pipeline Masters, ride the waves on their way to the ring. The announcers hype up this tag title tourney semifinal match and says the winners will go on to face The LaGoons for the titles at Bubble Bowl II. JKL and Barnacle Boy kick things off and JKL gets the early advantage. JKL nails BB with a Wax On then a Wax Off and tags Grubby in. They attempt a double suplex, but BB counters and musters the strength to nail them both with a suplex simultaneously. He tags Mermaid Man in, who proceeds to clean house with both JKL and Grubby. He nails Grubby with a Waterball and goes up top for a Waterfall. He leaps off and nails it. He makes a cover but Grubby kicks out at 2. MM tags Barnacle Boy back in, who tries to use his Sulfur Vision, but isn't strong enough to make it connect, giving Grubby the opportunity to rake his eyes with his unsanitary fingers. Grubby grabs BB by his nose and whips him into the Masters' corner and reverses back into BB's face rear-first, smothering him with a Stinkface. JKL gets tagged in and sizes BB up for The Big One and nails it for the pin, the win and a shot to be crowned the first NWW Tag Team Champions at Bubble Bowl II! Larry the Lobster and Don the Whale attack and lay out Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy as they made their exits. Don gets on the mic and says that the members of the Royal Family are the only superpowers in NWW. Larry takes the mic from him and tells the Pipeline Masters that they're out of their league and their minds if they think they'll stand a chance against them. Grubby grabs a mic and says that instead of picking off their sloppy second, why won't they face them in the ring like the big strong men they think they are. Larry and Don entering the ring, but they back up the ramp, saying that if these people want to see them go at it, they'll have to wait until the Bubble Bowl.

Backstage Segment #2: Squidward is shown coming out of his pre-match shower, but Patrick is waiting in his dressing room apparently waiting for him, startling the global champion. Squidward asks Patrick what he's doing here and Patrick replies that he thought this was his dressing room. Squidward orders him out, but Patrick reminds him that they're going to be tag team partners tonight and just how much he wants to get back at Janet and Marty for playing him like a fool. Squidward reminds Patrick that he is a fool for believing them. Patrick says Squidward can get his licks in, but that Janet and Marty are his tonight. Patrick exits the room, Squidward chuckles to himself as he does so.

Match #3: SpongeBob and Bubble Buddy make their way to the ring in unison, SpongeBob tugging Bubble Buddy all the way to the ring. They're followed by Johnny Krill, accompanied by The Drasticals, and King Neptune, accompanied by The LaGoons. SpongeBob starts things with Krill, and they fight on an even playing field for the first part of the match. The tide starts to change when Not Dead Ted distracts the ref, allowing Grand Maul Granny to take advantage and sneak in a chair shot on SpongeBob and Krill taking advantage by laying him out with a Cheap Thrill. Krill covers for two. Krill tags in Neptune, who proceeds to have his way with the sponge, nailing him with fin shot after tail whip before tagging a rabid Krill back in, who goes up top for the Skydive, but SpongeBob gets his knees up and Krill lands chest first on them. SpongeBob chops Krill down a few sizes and goes to tag in Bubble Buddy, but Larry and Don pull the bubble down from the apron while the ref is once again distracted by The Drasticals. They tease popping the bubble, but Bubble Buddy springs to life and beats Larry and Don all around the ring. SpongeBob goes for a tag again, but Johnny hold him back by his leg, which tears off and allowing SpongeBob to finally make the hot tag. Bubble Buddy pounces on Johnny and hits two Bubble Blows, even taking the liberty to knock Neptune down from his team's corner. Bubble Buddy finishes Krill off with a Blowjob and makes the cover. Neptune tries to break the pin, but SpongeBob grows his leg back and runs back in to intercept and Pelvic Thrusts the king to the outside, where they continue to trade blows. The ref makes the 3 count, awarding Bubble Buddy and SpongeBob the win!

After the match, The Drasticals immediately make their move and attack Bubble Buddy with coral bats while Krill comes to. SpongeBob karate chops Neptune against the fan barrier relentlessly, but gets cut off by The LaGoons, who mob him and pull him off their liege. Grubby Grouper and Jack Kahuna Laguna come out and fight Larry and Don all the way to the back. He focuses back to Neptune and dives at him with the Spinal Tap, but Neptune zaps him in midair with his god beams and drives him into the concrete floor with The Crowning. Paramedics come out to tend to SpongeBob as Neptune poses over his unconscious body, positioned as if he's bowing to Neptune. The Drasticals continue clubbing Bubble Buddy mercilessly and all three come off the top ropes for a Triple Skydive in rapid succession. The crowd chants "Jackass" at them and Krill gets on the mic, saying that they're not jackasses, they're The Drasticals and that they love to defy death.

Backstage Segment #3: Larry and Don continue brawling with Grubby and JKL all the way to the parking lot. Grubby and JKL are suddenly blasted by Neptune's god beams. Neptune pulls up in his chariot and calls for his men to get in. Larry and Don sprint inside the chariot and they race off into the night, leaving Grubby and JKL still reeling from Neptune's blasts.

Main Event: Janet and Marty are out to the ring first, followed by Patrick, who immediately lunges into the the ring after them, causing them to retreat. Squidward's music hits, but he doesn't come out. Patrick yells for him to come out but Janet attacks him anyway and the ref calls for the match to start without Squidward. Patrick gets back in it and punches Janet off him, who tags in Marty and they clobber him with someways For Patrick. Marty whips Patrick around the ring and tags Janet back in. Marty drives Patrick gut-first into his knee, allowing Janet to spank him into submission. Squidward comes out and takes a seat near the announce table, eating some bonbons with his title secured around his waist. Patrick calls out to him to make a tag for their team, but Squidward ignores him, reminding Patrick that he said Janet and Marty were his, so he's getting just that. Janet and Marty knocks Patrick into unconsciousness with their pats and Janet makes the pin to secure the win for her and Marty! Janet tells Patrick that "I think it's time for your next lesson, young man!" and she takes out a bar of soap. Marty holds Patrick up and Janet proceeds to wash Patrick's mouth out and chokes him out with it. They dump Patrick out of the ring as Squidward gloats at him. Janet and Marty exit the ring and surround the Global Champion. Squidward takes notice of it, removes his belt and tosses it aside. He challenges Janet and Marty to make their move and they proceed to charge them. Squidward makes a valiant effort trying to fight back against them both, but he too gets overwhelmed by their Pats For Patrick. They lift the champion up off his feet and plant him down with a vicious Grounding right on top of Patrick. They laugh at their handiwork before heading to the back. Perch wonders if this could be a sign of what's to come at the Bubble Bowl before signing us off.

Final Bubble Bowl Card

Spoiler

- 30 Man Bubble Brawl for a Global Title shot at a time and place of the winner's choosing

- Patrick vs Janet & Marty in a Flop Til You Drop Gauntlet for an NWW Global Title Shot

- Squidward Tentacles vs Patrick Star, Janet or Marty for the NWW Global Championship

- SpongeBob SquarePants vs King Neptune for the NWW Honor Championship

- The LaGoons vs The Pipeline Masters to crown the first NWW Tag Team Champions

- Mrs. Puff vs Pearl in an Ambulance Match

- Mr. Krabs vs Octavius Rex in a Tanning Deathbed Match

- Johnny Krill vs Bubble Buddy in an Extreme Spots Match

- Sandy Cheeks vs The Tattletale Strangler

[Old Man Jenkins]

Episode 20: Bubble Bowl II

Opening Segment: NWW Owner, Howard Blandy, comes out accompanied by Carl and the members of his board. Carl has the two tag team title belts adorned across his shoulders. Blandy announces that Nautical World of Wrestling will be back for another ten episode third season, which will culminate in NWW's first ever March To Madness: Survival of the Idiots tournament, a new tournament concept where members of the roster form four-person teams to take on each other in elimination-style matches, and whoever outlasts their opponents moves on to the main event, where the reigning Global Champion will defend his title against the outlastees in another elimination match. He brings out The LaGoons and The Pipeline Masters in order to officially crown NWW's first tag team champions.

Opening Match: Grubby and Don kick things off and exchange holds, with Don reluctantly grabbing hold of the dirty Grouper and overpowers him with a thunderous side body slam to the mat. Don works Grubby over around the ring before isolating him in the LaGoon's corner and proceeds to tag in and out with Larry in an attempt to wear Grubby down with some double teaming. They lay some boots into him in the corner, Don picks him up and holds him for Larry to nail big meaty punches into the face and abdomen of the pro surfer turned wrestler. Larry lays Grubby out and jumps on top of him like a surfboard, showing off some of his surfing expertise, before Anchor Tossing him for about 20 rotations and into the corner post. Larry pounces for a splash in the corner, but Grubby gets his shoulder out and it connects with Larry face first. Larry staggers allowing Grubby to clothesline the big man down and goes to make a tag to JKL. Grubby inches ever so close, but Larry come back and tries to haul him away, but Grubby pulls Larry in for the Wax On out of nowhere and finally makes the hot tag to JKL. Don runs in to put an end to their sudden momentum, but JKL counters and surprises Don with the Wax Off. He throws Don into Grubby, who proceeds to jam his dirty fin down Don's throat and chocked him out to the outside. Larry hits JKL from behind and sets him up for an Anchor Toss, but JKL kicks him away, kips back up, winks at Larry, and catches Larry's clothesline and turns it into the Hodad Hodown. With Larry laid out, Grubby gets up top and nails an Aerial and before JKL could come crashing in after, Don manages to shove him off the top rope and sends him crashing outside into the fan barricade. Don poses for the fans to boos at ringside, but Grubby interrupts his pose session by diving out on top of him. JKL comes to and gets back in the ring before he could get counted out, but Larry powers back to his feet as he does so and grabs JKL for a big Put Down. Larry ascends to the top for the Triple L: Livin' Like Larry. Grubby attempts to intervene, but Don firmly grasps him by his foot at ringside and can only watch as Larry splashes onto his tag team partner and makes the pin! Grubby kicks Don away too late and Don retreats to his tag team partner before tempers flare even more. Carl and Blandy congratulates and bestows upon them the NWW tag team championship belts. Neptune comes out to congratulate his royal knights before making them bow down to him. They all then proceed to pose with their belts.

Backstage Segment #1:The Drasticals are seen entering the arena on their stunt bikes, they injure a few unfortunate passerby's along the way as they make their way out for the next match.

Match #2: The Drastical stunt their way out first, with Johnny Krill flying off a ramp, jumps off his bike and soars into the ring. Bubble Buddy floats out after them and the ref calls for the bell for the match to begin. Johnny and Bubble Buddy immediately comes to blows with Bubble Buddy getting the upper hand with his Bubble Blows. He manages to knock Johnny to the outside, who is fuming and calls for Grand Maul Granny to bring in the big guns. Granny comes riding out on her motor scooter, lugging a cart full of weapons for her leader to choose from. Johnny picks out a barbed wire bat, but Bubble Buddy comes diving out on too of him before he could get back in the ring. Bubble Buddy attempts to continue the assault, but Not Dead Ted and Granny beat him down with some steel chairs instead. Perch reminds us that everything is perfectly legal in this match. They hold Bubble Buddy up for Johnny to club with his bat, but Bubble Buddy musters the strength to pull them both in and uses their heads to block the shot from Johnny. With Bubble Buddy now free from their grip, Johnny swings at him madly, but BB dodges each swing and wrestles the bat out of Johnny's grip, knocking the handle into Krill's sternum before clubbing him on his helmet-clad head. Bubble Buddy beats Johnny back into the ring and corners him. He goes to take off Johnny's head with the bat, but Krill ducks it and the barbed wire bat gets cat into corner post padding. Johnny uses this to wrestle BB to mat and plants him with the Krill Kill. Johnny pulls the bat off the post and preps for another huge swing. Johnny batters up and misses, allowing Bubble Buddy to roll him up for the 3 count out of nowhere! Johnny argues with the ref and proceeds to club the ref with the bat out of anger. Ted and Granny try hanging up on Bubble Buddy again, but the living bubble manages to escape before The Drasticals could have their way. Johnny continues taking his anger out on the ref as the crowd chants "Jackass!" at them.

In-Ring Segment #1: Blandy and Carl calls for a new ref to come down and replace the old one, and out comes The Lifeguard to take his place.

Match #3: Members of the NWW crew roll a tanning bed out to the ring and positions next to the ring. Octavius Rex is out first, followed by Mr. Krabs, who's claw is still a bit bandaged up. Octavius begins his assault before Krabs could even get in the ring, immediately kicking him down into the bed. Rex tries shutting the top down, but Krabs hold it up and powers out. Krabs brawls with Rex out of the bed and back into the ring. The match appears to be real back and forth with both competitors having close calls with getting their opponent into the tanning bed. Rex locks Krabs into the Long Stretch in an attempt to get him to pass out, but Krabs powers on through and slams Mr. Long, Tan and Handsome down to the mat on top of his head. Krabs applies The Hook on Octavius and throws him around into unconsciousness before firmly planting him into the tanning bed and slamming the top down on his head as he tries to pull himself out. Krabs locks the tanning bed and sets it high to really burn Octavius to a crisp. Rex meeps in terror and pain as the Lifeguard calls for the bell and awards Krabs the victory! Krabs celebrates a bit before personally rolling the tanning bed to the back, himself, with Rex still inside.

Backstage Segment #3: The Tattletale Strangler is seen being escorted into the vicinity by his police escort when Sandy suddenly comes pouncing in and beats him while's still restrained. The Strangler fights her off and breaks out of his cuffs himself. He tosses Officers John and Nancy into the mix, but Sandy decks them both with ease. The Strangler and Sandy fight all throughout backstage and eventually makes their way to the ring, officially starting their match.

Match #4: The Strangler tosses Sandy outside before either of them are counted out. They trade blows and holds, evenly matched at this point until the Strangler manages to wrap his hands around Sandy's neck and Strangleholds her into submission, cutting off her natural air supply. Sandy still miraculously shows signs of life, prompting the Strangler to repeatedly Chokebomb her while still having a firm grip on her neck. He tries to pin her after one of many Chokebombs, but Sandy kicks out every attempt somehow. Sandy then whispers to the Strangler and reminds him that there's six more weeks of winter before transforming into her beastly, gargantuan winter coat. This allows her to easily overpower The Strangler and she beats him in, out and around the ring effortlessly. She pounces on him from the ring and mauls him on the outside before throwing him back into the ring and skins the Strangler into a pair of size 6 boots for the decisive victory! Sandy falls asleep during her victory rampage and members of the crew are forced to cautiously roll her to the back and take The Strangler to the nearest shoe store to make way for the next match.

Backstage Segment #3: Pearl searches frantically for her boyfriend backstage and eventually comes across the tanning bed with him still meeping inside. She tries to get him out, but has a hard time getting it open. Mrs. Puff comes barging in, commandeering an ambulance, and chases Pearl all the way to the ring, hitting the tanning bed as Puff does so.

Match #5:Puff parks the emergency response vehicle on the ramp and gives chase to Pearl. Pearl tries ambushing her as Puff made her way into the ring, but Puff blows up and counters out any attempt to attack her. Puff immediately grabs Pearl and plants her with the License to Kill before hitting the ropes and land on the whale with her full, blown-up weight, bouncing on top of her like a ball repeatedly. Puff tosses Pearl to the outside and Piledrives her to Madness on the floor. Puff picks Pearl up and escorts her to the ambulance to throw her in, but the doors swing open, hitting her in the face and Mr. Krabs comes jumping out, surprising Puff, and unloads on Puff Mama with some Big Meaty Claws. Puff tries to fight him off but Krabs applies The Hook and tosses her around painfully before throwing her unconscious body into the ambulance, granting his daughter the big victory! The ambulance drives off with Puff inside as Pearl comes to and celebrates her win. Krabs leaves his daughter to celebrate alone, looking a bit torn up about what he just did.

Backstage Segment #3: Howard Blandy is seen in his office with Bikini Bottom Police Chief, Al Priss,and his wife, Miss Gristlepuss. Gristlepuss airs out her grievances about how things are like a madhouse in the NWW with what has transpired and that without law and order, Blandy will never be able to hold a firm grasp over his roster.

Match #6: SpongeBob hits the ring first, followed by NWW Honor Champion, Neptune, in his royal chariot. Neptune sends Larry and Don to the back, wanting to dispose of his challenger with some honor intact. The Lifeguard holds the title up for all to see before calling for the bell. SpongeBob attempts to wrestle the sea king down, but the sea king wrestles him down instead with his royal authority. Neptune maintains this control for a good majority of the match until SpongeBob bounces back two Pelvic Thrusts throwing Neptune off guard before overtaking him with a couple of Double Takes. SpongeBob doesn't forget to stomp on Neptune with his right foot, but Neptune rolls out of the ring and tail whips SpongeBob into the ropes and back into a thunderous clothesline, turning the sponge inside out. Neptune puts SpongeBob in the Grease Pull, but SpongeBob refuses to tap out, prompting Neptune to slam him down with a Body Slam. Neptune picks him back up for more, but SpongeBob surprises him with Ten Crying Johnny uppercuts before mounting on him with twelve Krabby Patties on Wheat Buns. SpongeBob jumps off top for the I Scream for Ice Cream and nails it, but Neptune kicks out at 1. Seeing the endurance of a god firsthand, SpongeBob sets Neptune up for the full Technique, but Neptune counters out and nails The Crowning. Neptune covers, but SpongeBob kicks out at 2. Neptune picks SB up and crushes him with three more Body Slams, but Mr. Absorbency still kicks out at 2. Seeing that it'll take more to take down this opponent made out some sort of spongy material, Neptune sizes him up for Neptune's Spatula, but SpongeBob counters it into a few Karate Chops and now gets Neptune caught up in The Technique. First SpongeBob goes like this, spins Neptune around then stops before Double Taking him three times and bringing the god off his tail with two Pelvic Thrusts. SpongeBob stomps on him with both feet this time and proceeds to bring Neptune Around Town before sentoning him twice and brings Neptune down hard with the Nautical Nonsense. SpongeBob covers, but Neptune powers up at 2. SpongeBob bounces off the ropes for a Spinal Tap but Neptune zaps him with his god beams in midair and beats SpongeBob's head in with three Crownings in a row. Neptune makes the cover and finally secures the 3 count to retain his title and his honor! The new NWW Tag Team Champions, Don and Larry, come back out to venerate their king and they all pose over SpongeBob with their titles.

Match #7: Patrick hits the ring, followed by Janet and Marty. Janet and Marty rock, paper, scissors to see who gets to fight first and Marty is the first one up in tonight's Flop Til You Drop Gauntlet. Marty and Patrick size each other up before partaking in a test of strength, evenly matched until Patrick gets angrier and increases his strength to overpower his "father". Patrick nails Marty with a GIANT FIST and wails on him in the corner before pulling him out into a huge haymaker. Marty comes back with some Pats for Patrick and a Single Father Parenting, but Patrick shakes them off and catches Marty with a spinebuster and immediately locks Marty in the Machinations of my Mind. Marty tries his damnedest to reach the rope but Patrick pulls him back, forcing Marty to tap out!

Squidward comes out with his entrance clarinet solo blazing, taking a seat next to Perch and Realistic Fish Head at commentary.

Match #8: Janet immediately enters the fray and gets some good pats in on Patrick and sends him into the corner. He hits him with the Time Out for a 2 count. Patrick tricks her into the Machinations of my Mind, but she manages to back him into the turnbuckle and knocks him off. She splashes on him in the corner and is about to teach him his Next Lesson, but Patrick ducks it, bounces off the ropes and nails the GIANT FIST. He covers for 2. He sets Janet up for the Throwing Star, but Janet boomerangs back and clocks him good. She covers now and Patrick kicks out at 2, as well. She picks him up for a Single Mother Parenting, but Patrick counters it into Sing a Song of Patrick and pins Janet for the win!

Marty charges in and attacks Patrick from behind and clobbers him until Janet finally joins in and they go to Ground him together, but Squidward sneaks in takes them both out simultaneously with his Clarinet Solo. Patrick joins the champion in beating Janet and Marty up. Squidward nails the Culture Shock on Janet as Patrick Sings a Song of Patrick to Marty. They turn to face each other and tonight's title match is set!

Match #9: Squidward and Patrick show that no love's lost between them and they immediately come to blows. Patrick is a bit more fatigued from his previous two bouts, which gives Squidward an advantage. Squidward nails the Bold & Brash for a 2 count and picks Patrick up for In Repose, but Patrick necker breakers him before he could nail it, taking them both down. They both get up to their feet and Squidward runs at him for another Clarinet Solo, but Patrick catches him in midair and slams him down with a Rock Bottom. Patrick covers, but Squidward kicks out at 2 as well. Patrick mounts Squidward with rights and left, but Squidward manages to knock him off with a well calculated high note kick to the cranium cap. Patrick staggers from the impact of the kick, allowing Squidward the chance to lock in the Restraining Order on him. Patrick struggles for the ropes but eventually musters up the strength to pull himself and Squidward up and slams Squidward back down, breaking the Restraining Order. Patrick hits the ropes for the Belly Flop, but Squidward gets his knees up and Patrick lands on them with his ribs. Squidward picks Patrick up and nails the Culture Shock, but Patrick still kicks out at 2. Growing frustrated, he lays a flurry of kicks onto the downed starfish. Patrick manages to get up to one knee, but Squidward knocks him square in the head with a Superkick to the cranium cap. Patrick remains on one knee, prompting Squidward to pick him up for the Clarinet Lullaby, but Patrick elbows out of it and goes for a GIANT FIST, but Squidward ducks it and wraps himself around Patricks arm and places him in the Suction Cup Symphony. Squidward tries to apply as much pressure as he can, but Patrick isn't giving in. Patrick manages to turn the Suction Cup Symphony into the No Brainer by falling back and planting Squidward on top of his head. Patrick covers, but Squidward still ain't going down by kicking at 2. Surprised, Patrick gets on top Squidward for some Mouth 2 Mouth, but Squidward grabs hold of his tongue, yanks it out and whips it back into his face. This stuns Patrick, causing him to knock the Lifeguard down off his feet. Squidward takes advantage and nails Patrick below the belt with the Low Note Kick. Squidward pulls Patrick in for another Culture Shock right as the Lifeguard comes to. Squidward makes the cover and the Lifeguard slowly makes the 3 count! Squidward successfully retains his Global Title and celebrates with it as the crowd boos and chants "No Talent!" Squidward mouths off the fans on his way to the back while Patrick comprehends what just happened, holding his crotch on pain.

Howard Blandy comes out to announce the commencement of the annual Bubble Brawl, and that our first entrant is already in the ring. Patrick is shocked and clearly not ready to compete. Blandy brings out the second entrant, who turns out to be Flats "The Butt Pounder" Flounder!

Main Event: Patrick struggles back up to his as Flats slowly makes his way towards the ring. Patrick tries coming at him with a GIANT FIST, but Flats counter it with a thunderous fist of his own, knocking Patrick out cold. Flats picks Patrick and dumps him outside with the Flatliner, marking the first elimination of the Brawl.

Patrick Star has been eliminated

EMTs take Patrick to the back. Flats gets on the mic and declares that the Bubble Brawl will mark the grand re-opening of his Study Hall of Pain and that every other competitor who crosses his path will have their butts kicked right on in there. Larry the Lobster and dares Flats to kick his butt as he makes his way into the ring. The two big men come to blows, both trying to throw the other out but to no avail. The next competitor out is Tony Fast Sr, who quickly enters the fray and tries eliminating both Flats and Larry as they were busy fighting each other, but their combined strength is too much for the elder Tony Fast and they end up working together to throw him out as quickly as he came in.

Tony Fast Sr has been eliminated

Larry and Flats continue their fight as the next fighter comes out, who turns out to be the Heart Man. Heart Man grabs a mic and rips into Patrick for being a Big, Pink Loser but claims that he still loves him anyway. Heart Man tries to break up Flats and Larry's fight and reminds them that they should love one another if they are to be the real winners here. Larry and Flats quickly turn on the Heart Man, with Larry Anchor Tossing him right into a Nutcracker by Flats. They have their way with the Heart Man until the next competitor, Mr. Krabs, hits the ring. They toss Heart Man out then turn their attention to Eugene, who comes out swinging at both of them. Larry and Flats put their differences aside to eliminate the old, salty crab, but Krabs somehow manages to hang on and prevent himself from being eliminated. Don the Whale is the next wrestler out. Larry is quick to turn on Flats and joins forces with Don to have a repeat performance of their shared dominance in the Bubble Brawl from last year. Flats manages to hold them both off and the tide goes against The LaGoons when Eugene re-enters the mix. Krabs and Flats team up to even the odds against the LaGoons , resulting in Don getting eliminated by Krabs as Larry holds onto the rope for dear life. Flats comes charging in and kicks Larry's butt to the floor to finally eliminate him, as well.

Larry the Lobster and Don the Whale have been eliminated.

Flats and Krabs set their sights on each other now as Johnny Krill is the next man out, flanked by his fellow Drasticals. He stunts into the ring and the crowd chants "Jackass" at him. He takes time to lip back at the crowd, giving Flats the chance to toss him over the top rope, but Ted and Granny catches him in midair, preventing his elimination. Flats, thinking he's eliminated Johnny focuses back on Krabs, but the Drasticals send Johnny flying back in and he mounts an aerial assault on Flats, catching him by surprise. Krabs joins his fellow crustacean in the two-on-one. Bubble Buddy is the next one out and Johnny immediately attacks him, leaving Lrabs to tend to Flats by himself. Krabs struggles to get Flats over the ropes, but Flats clings on in. Bubble Buddy and Johnny Krill fight all over the ring until Johnny nails a jumping brain buster on the bubble. Plankton is the next wrestler out and he tries dumping Krabs from behind, but Krabs fights out of his grasp. The old rivals go at it for a bit until Flats comes back in and Flatlines both of them to the ground. Johnny throws Bubble Buddy over but BB lands on the ring apron. Ted and Granny try knockin him down themselves, but BB kicks them away as Johnny comes charging at him, but Bubble Buddy ducks and pulls the rope down, causing Johnny to fly over and land the floor hard.

Johnny Krill has been eliminated.

Bubble Buddy comes face to face with Flats yet again, Flats wanting some revenge. Johnny and the other Drasticals, armed with weapons, lay siege to the ring and attack everyone inside. They steel chair Bubble Buddy down then toss him out of the ring unceremoniously before taking turns batting away at Flats, who still keeps standing despite the punishment being dealt.

Bubble Buddy has been eliminated.

Johnny finally brings the big man down off his feet with a Cheap Thrill combined with the bat. They then mob Krabs and Plankton, who had put aside their differences temporarily to fight off the Drasticals. Johnny says to Davy Jones with the rules, they're playing by extreme rules now and challenges whoever that comes out next to put a stop to the death defiers. The arena fills up with glowing been smoke as The Flying Dutchman is the next competitor out. This strikes some fear into the hearts of the Drasticals as they will now have to literally defy death, something they failed at doing once before. They all pounce on the Dutchman, who seems unphased by their attacks and promptly knocks all three out of the ring with a triple Flight of Despair. The Drasticals finally retreat to the back as everyone else in the ring jump the Dutchman in a joint attempt to eliminate him, but he overpowers them all and knocks each of them away. The next person out is Tony Fast Jr, who immediately comes face to face with the Dutchman. Fast tells the ghostly ghost pirate that he'd rather live fast and die young than to lose this Brawl and quickly goes on the attack, trying to use his speed to outmanuever the Dutchman. This buys enough time for Flats, Krabs and Plankton to join in but even this combined effort can take the Dutchman out. Out next is Mermaid Man, who goes toe to toe with the Dutchman, saying that the Dutchman couldn't take his pickle for years and that this year won't be any different. Mermaid Man wrestles the Dutchman into the ropes as Flats grabs Tony Fast Jr and throws him overboard, but Fast still hangs on the apron. Flats goes to kick his butt off, but Tony quickly catches his leg and tries pulling Flats out himself. Flats pounds his way out of it but gets a face-full of fast fists courtesy of Tony Fast. Fast Jr wants to get Flats out for eliminating his father earlier, but Flats is a tall order to work over. Plankton and Krabs continue from squabble from earlier as Squilliam Fancyson is the next man out. Squilliam comes out with his entourage and simply hangs out at ringside to buy himself some time. Mermaid Man and the Dutchman are both on edge and at risk of facing elimination, with everyone else distracted with each other, Squilliam uses this opportunity to pull them both and actually eliminates them both.

The Flying Dutchman and Mermaid Man have been eliminated.

Squilliam celebrates with his entourage at ringside until the Dutchman instills some fear into all of them quite literally before making his leave. The next man out is Deuce Coop, accompanied by his fellow Racers. They assault Mermaid Man as he made his way to the back and Deuce puts the Pedal to the Metal on his head on top of the steel ramp. Deuce joins the Brawl and goes after Tony, with Flats soon joining in. Barnacle Boy is out next and immediately puts the hurt on Deuce for what he did to Mermaid Man. Barnacle Boy sulfur visions everyone in his sights until Grand Torino and Cherry distract, allowing Deuce to toss him over from behind.

Barnacle Boy has been eliminated.

Deuce allows Flats to have a crack at Tony and Flats has his way until Deuce tries to sneak from behind eliminate him as well, but Flats fights him off. Deuce tries talking his way out of a butt kicking but Tony Drive-Bys Flats from behind and Deuce picks the weakened Tony up and drops him out of the ring as well.

Tony Fast Jr has been eliminated

Deuce celebrates finally eliminating his rival, but Flats comes back and Flatlines him over the top rope and crashing onto his fellow Racers at ringside.

Deuce Coop has been eliminated.

Squilliam and his entourage laugh at the Racers' failure as Fred Rechid is the next man out. He enters the ring but immediately gets dumped out by Flats and promptly breaks his leg on impact. Krabs and Plankton are still trying to one up each other as Tom Smith enters the Brawl now. He eats some chocolate on his way to the ring and enters his sugar rush. He engages Flats and surprisingly puts up a fight against The Bully for a good bit, but Flats soon Flatlines him to the outside as well.

Fred Rechid and Tom Smith have been eliminated.

Flats leaves Krabs and Plankton to their feud and takes some time to bully the Lifeguard until Grubby Grouper comes out. Grouper approaches Squilliam at ringside and invites his entourage to ditch him and join him as his groupies., which they do. This infuriates Squilliam, but he remains outside as Grubby takes on Flats and gets pounded into the corner. Grubby manages to rake Flat's eyes with his dirty fins to get Flats off his back, but Squilliam comes back up and pulls Grubby by his hair to the outside, eliminating him for stealing his entourage.

Grubby Grouper has been eliminated.

Flats bullies the Lifeguard some more, who decides to take a stand pounds Flats up against the ropes, surprising the butt pounder. Flats gets a punch in and knocks the Lifeguard back but the Lifeguard ricochets off the ropes and manages to knock Flats over the ropes and onto the floor, finally eliminating The Bully!

Flats the Flounder has been eliminated.

The Lifeguard has found himself entered in the Brawl and gets himself hyped as Old Man Jenkins hits the ring, but he immediately gets hit from behind by a returning Bubble Bass! Flats throws a fit at ringside, assaulting all of Squilliam's entourage before leaving the arena. Bubble Bass gives him Tongue off the stage, taking the Old Man's place in the Brawl. The Lifeguard launches his attack on Bubble Bass and they go at it until Pearl makes her way down next. Pearl joins her father in beating up Plankton and attempt to eliminate the Minuscule Menace together, but Plankton is a hard bug to squash. Bubble Bass sends the Lifeguard flying into them, pissing them off. Everybody decides to get the Lifeguard and they all pick him up and throw him out of the ring.

The Lifeguard has been eliminated.

Bubble Bass grabs Krabs gives him some Tongue, trying to throw him out, but Pearl intercepts and headbutts Bubble Bass off of him. She and Bubble Bass go nose-to-nose until Krabs grabs her from behind and throws her out himself.

Pearl has been eliminated.

Krabs and Bubble Bass work over each other. Krabs appears to be close to eliminating Bubble Bass, but Squilliam enters the scene and tries eliminating them both like he has before. Bass finds safety on the apron and Krabs fights Squilliam off. Plankton runs in and dumps Krabs over from behind, eliminating his arch nemesis!

Mr. Krabs has been eliminated.

Bubble Bass rolls back into the ring and faces off with Plankton, but SpongeBob comes out next. Bubble Bass and Plankton form a temporary truce in order to take out their common enemy. They assault SpongeBob right as he entered the Brawl and double team him at their mercy. SpongeBob eventually fights back and decks them both with some Karate Chops. Kevin C. Cucumber is out next, accompanied by the Jelly Spotters. He spectate s SpongeBob's performance from ringside and watches as SpongeBob eliminates Plankton single-handedly.

Plankton has been eliminated.

SpongeBob fights Bubble Bass one-one-one now and they both make attempts to eliminate each other. Kevin finally enters the ring and assists SpongeBob in eliminating Bubble Bass!

Bubble Bass has been eliminated.

SpongeBob is in shock and awe at seeing his idol, Kevin, in the same ring as him. Kevin manipulates SpongeBob into beating himself up for his amusement and to wear himself down. JKL is out next and tries to get SpongeBob to snap out of this fan boy craze by going after Kevin. SpongeBob takes exception and surprisingly takes JKL out of the Brawl with ease.

Jack Kahuna Laguna has been eliminated.

The Mercenary, Dennis, makes his return next, riding out on his motorcycle like a badass. SpongeBob tries to defend Kevin, but Dennis kicks him aside and swiftly eliminates the leader of the Jellyspotters.

Kevin C. Cucumber has been eliminated.

SpongeBob goes after Dennis in a blind fury and dukes it out with the career killer until King Neptune makes his grand entrance into the Brawl. SpongeBob quickly turns his attention towards his majesty and lays siege to the king. They fight each other until Dennis gives SpongeBob the assist and they surprisingly take Neptune out.

King Neptune has been eliminated.

Neptune's men, Larry and Don re-enter the Brawl and attack both SpongeBob and Dennis for eliminating their liege, but SpongeBob and Dennis quickly send them packing as well. Neptune and his Court angrily make their way to the back, holding up their titles to remind everyone that the ball is still in their Court. SpongeBob and Dennis face off again, but Sandy comes charging out in her winter coat from earlier, thirsting for blood. She mauls and has her way with both of them until Human Resources hits the ring, making his official entry into the match. human Resources holds Sandy back for SpongeBob and Dennis to take their shots at weakening her, but she powers out of all three of them. She goes to turn Dennis into a pair of size six boot, but Dennis spikes his own boots up and kicks her around before curb stomping her to the mat. SpongeBob fights him away from Sandy in an attempt to stop further pain being inflicting upon her. Police Chief Al Priss is the last man out, surprising everyone except Human Resources, who he forms an alliance with and picks off Dennis' scraps by picking up and eliminating Sandy themselves.

Sandy has been eliminated.

Priss and Human Resources attempt to team up on both SpongeBob and Dennis, but Dennis manages to reverse and dump Human Resources to the outside.

Human Resources has been eliminated.

Priss works SpongeBob over in the corner and beats him down with his nightstick. Dennis intervenes and grabs hold of Priss' weapon and pulls it from his grasp before tossing it into the crowd. Priss and Dennis come to blows and Priss eventually staggers Dennis with the Cherry Topper before placing Dennis Under Arrest, wrenching away at the mercenary's arms before throwing him to the outside.

Dennis has been eliminated.

Priss sizes SpongeBob up for a Search and Seizure, but SpongeBob counters and wrestles the police chief into the ropes. They struggle for dominance as they both teeter over the edge. Squilliam sticks his big nose into the ring for once in this match and successfully dumps both Priss and SpongeBob over, winning the Bubble Brawl!

Al Priss and SpongeBob SquarePants have been eliminated.

Squilliam celebrates with his beaten up entourage in the ring and gloats about how he's finally proven why he's better than everyone, especially Squidward, who he gets to personally humiliate at a time and place of his choosing. Squilliam continues his celebration as Perch signs off from Bubble Bowl II!

Quick Result

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- Larry the Lobster & Don the Whale def. Grubby Grouper & Jack Kahuna Laguna to become the first ever NWW Tag Team Champions

- Bubble Buddy def. Johnny Krill in an Extreme Spots Match

- Mr. Krabs def. Octavius Rex in a Tanning Deathbed match

- Sandy def. The Tattletale Strangler

- Pearl def. Mrs. Puff in an Ambulance Match

- Neptune def. SpongeBob to retain the NWW Honor Championship

- Patrick def. Marty

- Patrick def. Janet

- Squidward def. Patrick to retain the NWW Global Championship

- Squilliam Fancyson III wins the second annual Bubble Brawl