Ron Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 COMNING SOON So far Dragiiin123 and I are writing this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Posted January 15, 2011 Author Share Posted January 15, 2011 Episode 1: The MOney MAnsion New!! One day, Ben John and Super and their dog Log were sitting down. "lets go to MOney MAnsion!" said Ben John. "ok," replied Log matter-of-factly. They hopped in their MAstery Machine and drove to MOney MAnsion. "it looks spooky!" said Super. "SHut the fuck up >.>," said Log. The trio walked inside and pulled out their Boingo Meters. "hmm...theres activity in here," said Ben John. "I just ejaculated," replied Super. "Could it be that?" "nah." they investigated the house. log wagged his tail when he saw a ghost!" "he'll eat us!" exclaimed Super! "stop being a fat fuck and run -.-," Log said to Super. They ran but Ben John flew over the stairs and killed himself. "that guywas one retard," said Super. "jesus! your so damn stupid!" log bashed Super once again. "lETS GO!" the two went int he Mastery Machine and drove away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Posted January 15, 2011 Author Share Posted January 15, 2011 Episode 2: The New GUy New!! SInce Ben John was a real fucking asshole and died, Log the Dog and SUper the Superman were looking for someone new. "hi, i'm george and I'm emo," an emo guy named George said. "u don't get the job," winked Log. "DAMMIT!" he then cut "fuckers" into his arm and walked away. "I'm Stan, and I'm like, so awesome! haha!!" said stan. "Are you, like, gay?" SUper said. "Hey!" Stan said. "That's not all I am!" "Next," said the offensive Super. "HI GUYS!!" said a new person. "I'm Cheryl and I'm a boy and I like carrots and cats and monsters!" "You get the job!" --- "okay guys," said LOg. "this is a very important mission!" "hey wanna have sex after?" asked Super. "no," said Log. "im talking to Cheryl," said Super. "No," said CHeryl. "whatever." --- INSIDE A HAUNTED CRUISE SHIP "It appears that a person died here," said Cheryl, examining the boat deck. "yeahh," said Super. He walked up to Cherly and grabbed his balls. "hey, molester!" he cried. "Get the fuck off me." Super then removed his shorts and passionately sucked his dick until Cheryl was suddenly shot in the head. even when he was dead, Super sucked his dick. Log the dog walked in. 'i killed him by accident," he explained. "hmm..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragiiin123 Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 I'll do episode 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Posted January 15, 2011 Author Share Posted January 15, 2011 I'll do episode 3. Cool. =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Posted January 17, 2011 Author Share Posted January 17, 2011 You can have Episode whatever, Drag. I'm bored, so I'm doing E3. Episode 3: Who Will Write Episode 3? SO.....Log the Dog and Super the Superman REALLY wanted a 3rd guy. So they found this guy: !! "u dance a lot," observed Log smartly. "uh...yeah," said . "whats ur name?" asked Super. "Monster!" replied the dancing furry thing fondly. "yah well you're fat, you smell like shit and you always have the same look," said Log. "O_O," said . "Let's go investigate that UFO the feds found behind Oriental Prostitutes Avenue," said Log. --- WEEE OOO! ---- There was a UFO and a glowing alein wen they got there. "oh....my...jenkins," breathed Log. "shoot it! shoot it! like like like omg! shoot that monster!" said Super. He peed his tighty whities. That's how scared he was. "Stand aside, ladies," said the strong and bold Log the dog. "i'll take care of this." "No," said . "I'lll---" BOOM. was dead because Log the Dog killed him. "OH YEAH! IN YOU'RE FUCKING FACE, FUCKWAD!" said Log . He then was embarrassed. "I'm...I'm sorry bout that." "tis' okay, friend," said Super. "but we still have to deal with that alien." The alien walked up, glowing. "Hi," he said. "The name's Bob." "Hey Bob!" said Super, raising his eyebrows up and down sexily. "Um...hi?" he said. "What are you two doing here?" "Um...er...what are YOU doing here?" said Log. "I live here -.-," said Bob. "I glow because I have artificial sperm all over me." wooooooooo! *sound effect* "Oh god," facepalmed Log. "Was that--- "No, no," said SUper. "That's the sound of a new text message. Not getting a boner." He flipped open his FishPhone to see a picture of a cock. woooooooooo! *sound effect* "That was a boner," winked SUper. ------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Posted January 17, 2011 Author Share Posted January 17, 2011 Episode 4: Oh My Cow...It's a Cow! After the terrible death of , a cow joins our heroes, Log the Dog and Super the Superman. <---"pornbuns" ON THE NEW EPISODE OF GHOST FISH... THE GANG INVESTIGATES A HAUNTED PRISON CALLED "P. ORNO OCTO PRISON" what kinds of stars will they see tonight? "so we have a cow as our third investigator...," said Log, staring directly at the camera. "hahhaha! like, who are you staring at Wanda?" laughed Super. "I'm not wanda!" shouted Log, breaking a chair over SUper's head. "oww! not nice, wanda! that, like, really, like, like hurt!" "I'm not Wanda!" AT THE PRISON.... "hmm," said Log, investigating. "it seems that a Latino died here." "You're a latino if if you use "margarina" instead of olive oil and can't figure out why your butt is getting bigger," remarked Super. "you're a douche, man," said LOg. "you're a Log of shit," said Super. "You're a super jackass that-" "You both are mooooooooo-lesters, so SHUT THE FUCKING FUCK UP," said a very cow. "Soymilk bitch!" replied a very angry and pissed Log. He killed the cow and ate it. They then became addicted to cow. It came in flavors! STRAWBERRY FLAVOR BLACKBERRY FLAVOR CHOCOLATE FLAVOR --- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70s Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 What the fuck is this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragiiin123 Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 WHAT WHO WHEN WHY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Dalmatian Street Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 This spin-off fails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Posted January 17, 2011 Author Share Posted January 17, 2011 WHAT WHO WHEN WHY Have you finished writing Episode 5? I'm not very good and trying to copy your spin off writing style. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragiiin123 Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 Have you finished writing Episode 5? I'm not very good and trying to copy your spin off writing style. xD my what Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabre Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 Best. Spin-Off. Ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Posted January 17, 2011 Author Share Posted January 17, 2011 my what You said you're writing the next episode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragiiin123 Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 You said you're writing the next episode. No no my spinoff writing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Posted January 17, 2011 Author Share Posted January 17, 2011 No no my spinoff writing Oh I was trying to write the way you write your spin offs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Posted February 24, 2011 Author Share Posted February 24, 2011 Episode 5: I Ate Pie Log the Dog and Super the Superman sat at their computers. Log had a Mac and Super had a Windows computer. "THIS THING IS SO FUCKING SLOW!" Super shouted angrily. "Let's go to the Apple Store," said Log. They flew there and bought Super a Mac. He instantly got the email saying they were invited to Pie Manor to investigate the murder of....none other than Ben John! He'd come back as a ghost! "Well I'll be damned," Said Super when they arrived and saw the ghost of Ben John jacking off. "Ben John is back!" "And I'll kill you!" Ben John suddenly screamed. "AHHHH!" They screamed and raced up some stairs that appeared. Suddenly, a pie came out of nowhere. Super battled Ben John with it until Ben John pushed Super over the banister and onto the floor! "Oh shit," said Log. "You will die now, my old friend-dog," said Ben John. "Bye moochachoo." "wat." Then he killed them. ---- Super suddenly jerked awake, realizing it was all a dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 What I see: "THIS THING IS SO FUCKING SLOW!" What I read: "THIS THING IS SO FUCKING LOW!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragiiin123 Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Episode-Next Super gets a mac computar ten throws it away, and the mac computar went back to its life of prostitution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Methinks tvguy had best leave the joke spin-offs to dragiiin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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