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One-Time SpongeBob Characters: Where Are They Now?


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Episode 15: Irate Pirates

The pirates from Dying for Pie

After selling Squidward the bomb-pie, the pirates go back to transporting the captain's booty. Unfortunately, one of the pirates drops a slice of it, prompting the captain to cut off his booty and mount it over his fireplace. All the other pirates fled in terror, and the captain just stood and laughed. And laughed. And laughed some more. It was really quite unnerving. You might have had to be there.

Frank (Squidward's friend in Dying for Pie)

After seeing Squidward demeaned in such a way, Frank decided to go see if his other friends were all right. He called up his buddies Joe, and Billy, and Marv. They all seemed fine. He decided that he should help his friend Squidward escape public humiliation. But then he noticed the kids throwing rocks. He backed away slowly, not wanting to be caught in the wrath. He moved to another town as an excuse to himself for not helping Squidward with his plight. But every day, it haunted him. He tried to forget about what he did, but he just couldn't. Eventually, he sent a letter to Squidward apologizing for his actions, but Squidward had long since forgotten who Frank was. No matter. It was off of Frank's conscience and he could finally die in peace.

Wormy

After being captured by Sandy, Wormy went on to live a long and happy life. That is, for a butterfly. He died after 3 years. RIP Wormy.

Angus McElroy (the Scottish dude from Patty Hype)

After revealing to the town what he got under his kilt, Angus felt a little embarrassed. He decided to go to the doctor's office to see if he could reverse the effect. After snickering a little, the doctor prescribed him some colour restoration pills. Desperate as a Scotsman for haggis, Angus tried them. And miraculously, they worked. He went on to live a perfectly normal life as a bagpipe player.

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Oh no. You are not getting to Page 2 again. Not this time.

Episode 16: All That Glows is Not Gold

Thomas Tunstall (the glowing tongue fish from Patty Hype)

After demanding his money back, and speaking on behalf of the entire crowd, Thomas ran Mr. Krabs out of town with an angry mob. After that was finished, Mr. Krabs finally decided to refund them. Thomas used his money to re-colour his tongue. It is now simply oink, without all that glowing nonsense. Thomas has since sworn off food from The Krusty Krab due to disputes with the owner, but enjoys the occasional meal at that fancy ship-in-a-bottle place.

Grandma SquarePants

After bidding SpongeBob farewell while dropping him off to work, Grandma SquarePants went back home, only to discover that Patrick was eating all her cookies. Outraged, she ordered Patrick out of the house. But when Patrick started bawling, Grandma took pity on him and allowed him to stay. But when Patrick discovered there were no more cookies, he left. (Patrick would later get his karma in Dumped.)

John Bassling (the fish who took the "big baby" joke too far in Grandma's Kisses)

After being ridiculed by the crowd, John quietly left and wept over another botched attempt at comedy. He decided to give up his dream of ever becoming an improv comedian, and stuck to his mundane, everyday job of being a furniture salesman. He made sure to avoid the baby section, in case anyone from that restaurant would remember and mock him.

Bryan Braun (the "Gold Team rules!" fish from Prehibernation Week)

After proclaiming that the Gold Team does, in fact, rule, Bryan set out to look for SpongeBob. He looked everywhere for the little square dude, but couldn't find him. After the search party started to get angry with Sandy, Bryan followed the mob mentality. After Squidward reveals SpongeBob to Sandy and Patrick drops his ice cream cone in shock at the sight of many pairs of eyeballs under his rock, Bryan and the others make a run for it. To never be seen by that squirrel again, Bryan takes a bus to Rock Bottom. He surprisingly caught on to the dialect fairly well, and eventually evolved into an anglerfish.

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What can I say, except OINK TEAM RULES!

Episode 17: Gold and Brash

Jeff Brash (the guy who "at least still has his personality" from Prehibernation Week)

After getting his face blown off, Jeff decided to continue looking for SpongeBob, what with that glowing personality of his. But he finally followed mob mentality when everybody else left Sandy in the dust. Unfortunately, he was thrown out of Patrick's rock for having an ugly and burnt-off face, proving that sometimes personality counts for absolutely nothing.

Sam Harrison (the guy who posed as SpongeBob in Prehibernation week)

Well yeah, he hid under the rock too. Unfortunately for him, when Patrick confronted his rock full of people, he mistook this guy for SpongeBob. But SpongeBob he wasn't, and after playing along with this big pink idiot for a little while, he finally snapped, morphed back into his regular shape, and told Patrick vehemently that he was NOT SpongeBob. Patrick ran blubbering away, but Sam was jsut glad to be out of that situation. He went back to his normal life of eating bran flakes.

The balloon vendor from Life of Crime

After the confusion of SpongeBob and Patrick running away, the balloon vendor continued to give away balloons for National Free Balloon Day. He went home, satisfied to have pleased so many good little kids. He then saw a bully pop a poor kid's balloon. One that he himself gave. He mustered up his confidence and went outside to give the bully a stern lecture. Miraculously, the bully changed his ways. To celebrate this achievement, the balloon vendor gave both kids a free balloon.

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Episode 18: This Christmas Feels Like It's in June

 

Bob Blake (the guy that wished for a new hat in Christmas Who?)

 

When Bob wished for a new hat, he had one specific hat in mind: a cowboy hat. He always wanted to be a cowfish and live out in the wild wild west. But alas, he never did get the hat he wanted. Instead, he got an eggbeater. Disappointed, he went home and beat eggs like the sad sack that he is.

 

Sandra Spelling (the girl who wanted "fwont teeth" in Christmas Who?)

 

After Sandra sort of got her gift, she rushed home to show her parents, who had been worried sick about her running around unsupervised. Horrified, they snatched the forks from Sandra's mouth and kept a close eye on her until this day, when she is still suffering the smothering of her parents.

 

Georgia Gunner (the woman content with a bowl of mashed potatoes for a hairstyle in Christmas Who?)

 

Georgia walked through town that day with her new hairstyle. Suddenly, it became a trend. Everybody wanted to wear this new mashed potatoes hairstyle. But you know trends. They come and they go. But Georgia stubbornly held on to the trend until she was fired for violating her work's dress code. (The chive smell was getting on the boss's nerves.) She decided to forgo the hairstyle and get on with her life. She now works as a hairstylist.

 

John Bradley (the guy who hoped that Santa could read Portuguese)

 

John could write English all along. He was purposely trolling the entire idea of Christmas. He wanted to see if this so-called "Santa" could really understand the languages of the people. It turns out that he can't, as instead of the new bifocals he wanted, he got a vase filled with flowers. He proclaimed that he was right about Santa to everybody, but nobody listened, as usual. He decided to stop wasting his intelligent discoveries on the stupid masses and moved to Bikini Top, where there were intellectual vampires and stuff.

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