One-Time SpongeBob Characters: Where Are They Now?

[MMM]

I really this. Keep going.

[Wumbo]

And keep going he did.

 

Episode 19: Pets and Pests

 

Rex (Dumped)

 

Rex took the midday bus going anywhere. He was just a city worm, born and raised in Birmingham. He met a small-town clam there, and together they did not stop believin'. They held on to that feeling. They took a journey... to The Industrial Park, where they engaged in debauchery and tomfoolery.

 

Lary (Dumped)

 

When Lary noticed that Gary came back, Lary went to go live in an alley where he belongs. There he met up with the alley snails from Have you Seen This Snail? However, his hostility caused them to leave to another alley quickly. After terrorizing passerby, he was tranquilized, caught, and brought to the snail pound, where he currently resides, feisty as ever.

 

Lewis "Lucky" Lancaster (the newscaster from No Free Rides)

 

When Lewis said "Let's not use that take," he didn't realize that they were live. Therefore, an audience just witnessed a brutal almost-manslaughter, shocking homes everywhere. The news station was given a week to get its act together, leaving Lewis nearly destitute and making his nickname all the more ironic. When the news station finally came back on the air, it decided to tape the stories, which actually further angered the public, wanting the news stories to be live. Channel 4 was shut down, and Lewis found a much safer job on a kid's channel. We hope, at least.

 

Dr. Manowar (the guy who got stung by Big Lenny... and lived)

 

After Patrick touched his... sensitive spot, Dr. Manowar spent the rest of his presentation wincing in pain. He decided to get a cover for his unsightly bump. He now tours jellyfish conventions around Bikini Bottom with the cover on and security guards surrounding him. Can't be too careful.

[MMM]

Another good one.

[Sweat]

You betcha.

[Wumbo]

Episode 20: Please Be My Biggest Fanatic

 

Jeffrey Jellyfish

 

After Jeffrey got captured by Patrick, he was taken home to Patrick's secret lair, where Patrick keeps all his captured idols. Billy the Bubble Blower is there, as well as the Talking Food Processor. Patrick actually takes very good care of his captured idols, feeding them as heartily as he would himself. It was then that Jeffrey realized that the other weren't being held captive at all. Rather, they were sticking round willingly. He decided to do the same, and is still there today, getting quality treatment by Mr. Star.

 

Kevin the Sea Cucumber and his anchovy cronies

 

After SpongeBob, like, totally rejected the anchovies' crowning, they searched for a new new leader, since Kevin turned out to kind of be a dud. They decided to pick somebody from the Jellyfish Fields pit of Kevin admirers. They picked they guy who seemed most vocal about Kevin ("Hey everyone! Kevin's back!") to be their new leader. They crowned him and made him their leader. Kevin Thesea Cucumber, who changed his name once he met his idol, tours around with the Jellyspotters still to this day.

 

And Kevin? Well, after getting his supposed hat ripped off, he sank into obscurity, maybe for the better. He tried to make a new group of jellyfishing enthusiasts, but no one took him seriously after he got his supposed hat ripped off. Finally, he decided to give up the jellyfishing business and get a regular blue-collar job at the Bikini Bottom Masonry, as far away from any jellyfish as possible.

 

Betty Banks (the bank teller in Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III)

 

After she helped Man Ray open a checking account, Betty went on to help others in need of financial help. She saved a family of four from financial ruin that day. She went home that day feeling satisfied with her work. Then she found out that she miscalculated that family's budget, and actually sent them further into the poorhouse. She felt immense remorse at her mistake, but soon fixed it the next day with a recalculation. She continues to be more careful with crunching numbers.

[Wumbo]

Episode 21: They're Some Strange Animals

 

The cricket in Squirrel Jokes

 

After being thoroughly unimpressed by SpongeBob's lack of humour, the cricket hopped off and went to join his cricket friends, to make jokes that crickets would find funny. (For example: "Chirp chirp chirp chirp? Chirp chirp chirp chirp!") Now, this particular cricket was the funniest of his group. So his fellow crickets urged him to secure a spot in the next Komedy Night at the Krusty Krab. The cricket tried to do so, but Mr. Krabs couldn't understand his language, so it was a no show. The cricket then decided to start his own comedy club, exclusively for crickets. It became a smash hit, as comedic crickets from all over came to the club to show off their talents. The cricket made boatloads of money off of the club, and is now retired and living in a bug's paradise on Cricket Beach in San Diego.

 

The seagulls from Pressure

 

After getting beaten up by Sandy, the seagulls decided to move to another island. They chose a nice island off the coast of British Columbia, Canada. Plenty of friendly Canadian squirrels who wouldn't give them any trouble. The seagulls are still enjoying their new, more peaceful life.

 

Clamu (The Smoking Peanut)

 

After Clamu's baby hatched, Clamu was understandably overjoyed. But then she remembered how her baby daddy walked out on her. Clamu went out to find him and the two went on Clamaury Povich to find out once and for all if Clammo is the father. As it turns out, he IS the father! The oyster family went on to live a happy life.

 

Will Wrangler (the zookeeper in The Smoking Peanut)

 

After letting the family of clams go to Clamaury Povich, Will went on a break until that whole thing got settled. During his break, he decided to get a pet of his own. He chose a well-bred worm named Rover. Rover and he got along swimmingly, so much so that Will transferred to a job taking care of worms instead.

[MMM]

Still doing good Wumbology

[Wumbo]

Boy, it's been a while.

 

Episode 22: Shanglowed

 

Brandon McCann (the tough fish that The Flying Dutchman didn't want to scare in Shanghaied)

 

Brandon, completely unaware of the terror he caused in The Flying Dutchman, continued to walk down the street listening to gangsta rap. He walked into a music store, looking for the latest CD by N.W.A. (Nematodez With Attitudes). Unfortunately, he was informed that they broke up years ago. Brandon left, dejected. He decided to switch to listening to country music, which soothed his personality and got him hooked on all the Top 40 country hits.

 

Jamie Briar ("I had four biscuits and I ate one. Then I only had three.")

 

After totally dissing The Flying Dutchman's Scarin' Krew, Jamie ate another one of his biscuits. Then he only had two. He ate another. Then he only had one. Then he ate his last biscuit, leaving him with none. He went home to his mom to ask for more biscuits, but was told he couldn't have any more until dinner. So ends the tragic tale of the now-biscuitless Jamie Briar.

 

Brian and Brenda McCallister (those two douches who kept spraying perfume at SpongeBob and Patrick)

 

After near-suffocating two sea creatures with their intoxicating scents, the two people went off to find more sea creatures to terrorize. But none were to be found. They decided to spray each other with the intoxicating scents, but both fell dead instantly when this happened. Don't play with chemicals, kids.

 

Jacques Gusteau (the receptionist at the fancy French restaurant SpongeBob calls in Gary Takes a Bath)

 

As a matter of fact, Jacques was speaking some other language. French. What, what were you expecting? Anyway, after SpongeBob hung up, Jacques clicked his tongue at the ignorant Anglophone and waited around for the next call. His next call, unfortunately, was that his snail, Monsieur Meow-Meow, had died. He shed a few tears for Monsieur Meow-Meow, then wondered if he had some more food to serve. How he made that connection, we may never know.

[MMM]

Why did I laugh so hard at this

[Wumbo]

Episode 23: Graveyard Doodles

 

The artist at sea (Frankendoodle)

 

The artist, as we all know, forgot to bring a pencil sharpener. So, he did what any artist at sea would do: He went back to land after his overly dramatic episode and purchased one. Then he went back out to sea. Unfortunately, his clumsiness caused him to drop the pencil sharpener in the water. Despaired once again, the artist decided that a career of drawing at sea was just not for him. He now transfers calls.

 

DoodleBob (Frankendoodle)

 

DoodleBob did end up escaping from that portrait, somehow. Don't ask me how, cartoon physics, okay? But that's not the point. The point is that he escaped, and just as he was about to get revenge on SpongeBob, he came to a realization: He was the only living doodle in Bikini Bottom's existence. Did he really want to set a bad name for what could become a growing species? So he decided to move out of SpongeBob's house and make a living. He got a job as a taxi driver, and has earned enough money for a small apartment at the intersection of Conch and Coral.

 

Hervy (the fish who wanted a job at the Krusty Krab in Graveyard Shift)

 

Judging by episodes that appeared afterwards, it would be safe to assume that Hervy did not get a job at the Krusty Krab. Indeed, they already had the best fry cook under the sea. So Hervy decided to work for the Chum Bucket instead. Naturally, his cooking was terrible, so Plankton fired him too. He decided to give up his dream and go to law school instead. You might see him on a Fox News advertisement for accident insurance. Call Hervy at 555-5555.

 

Nosferatu

 

Ah, that mischievous troublemaker, tampering with The Krusty Krab's lighting. Well, Nosferatu eventually got fired by Mr. Krabs because customers were complaining about the faulty lighting. So he applied for a job at a discotheque, where they enjoy having random flashes of light. He is now the light director at the club, enjoying his job and bobbing his head to the music with that iconic smile:

 

[MMM]

These are too good.

[Wumbo]

Episode 24: A Fool and Money Are Soon Put Together in an Episode

 

Henri Lagasse (the waiter at the fancy restaurant in Krusty Love)

 

After a long process in getting Mr. Krabs' money, Henri noticed that he now had enough of a tip (it was included in the bill) to vacation for a couple years. He quit his job and moved to a ritzy house in Shell City, living the good life. Rumour has it that he still lives there today, sitting pretty.

 

Janet and Marty (I'm With Stupid)

 

After realizing that they didn't have a son, Janet and Marty ventured off to go enjoy their kidless life together. The details... are better left undetailed. But after re-consummating their relationship, they went back to their ordinary lives of watching When Coconuts Attack. Like not-father, like not-son.

 

Martina and John (Patrick’s real parents from I’m With Stupid)

 

After having a good laugh together, Patrick and his parents entered Patrick’s rock to talk about the weather. Patrick commented that the weather has been quite nice where he lived, whereas the weather where Patrick’s parents lived was rather unpleasant. After this short discussion, they enjoyed a cup of tea and some biscuits, and soon Patrick bid his parents farewell. They went back to their home, where they played a rousing game of Monopoly, Jr.

 

Brian Coulson (the janitor in Artist Unknown)

 

After being declared the greatest artist who ever lived, Brian took “his” creation and carried it out to Monty’s car. Unfortunately, the same fate happened with “his” creation as it did with “Squidward’s”. Told to make a new one for tomorrow, he tried and he tried, but he just couldn’t do it. He decided to flee town in shame, becoming a janitor in Rock Bottom. He has yet to learn the dialect.

 

Monty P. Moneybags

 

So when Monty came back to the art studio to look for Brian and his artwork, neither were to be found. He was devastated to lose track of such a marketable artist, but continued to look for his next moneymaker. But there was no artistic talent to be found in Bikini Bottom, unfortunately. So he ventured to Shell City, which opened up his horizons to many beautiful minds. He now has more money than ever.

[MMM]

Followed

[Wumbo]

Episode 25: Friends in Fried Places

 

Friend (Jellyfish Hunter)

 

After zapping SpongeBob, Friend went back to join his jellyfish friends. SpongeBob came out the next day to jellyfish, but found out that Friend had gone off to bigger and better fields. Weeping for his astray friend, SpongeBob decided to make a new friend in a jellyfish with six stingers. He says it’s a “love/hate relationship”.

 

The salespeople from Jellyfish Hunter

 

After realizing that SpongeBob was onto them, the salespeople left when he wasn’t looking. They went on to stalk another potential customer, but this one really caught on and called the police. The salespeople were promptly arrested, but when they pleaded their case, they were let off scot-free. They promptly changed their tactics, now all up in yo face when trying to sell you something.

 

Joshua Cranston (the torch carrier for The Fry Cook Games)

 

After officially declaring The Fry Cook Games open on his second attempt, Joshua took a much-needed rest. He awoke to find out that he ended up missing the entire Fry Cook Games on TV by sleeping in. He decided to go over to any of his friends’ places to see if the taped the event, but no such luck. He vowed next time to set his alarm.

 

Brock Stockard (the big guy carrying Patrick in The Fry Cook Games)

 

After making a statement with his scream, Brock walked off defiantly to protest The Fry Cook Games’ commercialism and exploitation of abnormally large fish. Unfortunately, they are such a popular event that it was not a very successful protest. Brock went home in shame, hanging his sensitive head while awaiting eating a big tub of ice cream and watching Oprah.

[Moar Boy]

This is just awesome and funny, but mostly awesome and funny

[Wumbo]

Last episode of Season 2!

 

Episode 26: Worm Bodies

 

Bobby Stern (the fish who takes SpongeBob’s job in Squid on Strike)

 

Bobby, with his teenage friends, weren’t really looking for a job. They were really just looking to harass Mr. Krabs, or “The Man” as they call him. They did this through passive-aggressive “biggest fan” personas, which of course sent Mr. Krabs into a fit of panic. After they made him take back Squidward and SpongeBob, they went off to harass more business owners, including the Barg N’ Mart owner *NAME AND ADDRESS WITHHELD*

 

Charles Gump (the guy who got his butt chewed off by the Alaskan bull worm)

 

Well, after that unfortunate incident happened twice, Charles decided he needed to take more drastic measures concerning his posterior. He decided to just sit in his big comfy chair for the rest of his life, so that if any Alaskan bull worms dared attack his behind again, they’d have to go through the chair first. No Alaskan bull worms ever did attack, but from lack of movement, Charles ended up dying anyway when his body began to atrophy. Remember, kids: always take care of your whole body.

 

The Alaskan bull worm

 

After hurting himself and Bikini Bottom, the worm went to a specialized gigantic worm doctor to get his ruptured spleen checked out. The doctor examined it and recommended that he take a few days off from terrorizing towns to get some rest. The Alaskan bull worm followed his advice, but after the few days of rest, he decided that he didn’t want to continue terrorizing towns anymore. So he retired. He is probably sitting at home, enjoying a nice cup of lemon tea.

 

Captain Sly Swashbuckler (the guy who needed a bathroom in Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm)

 

After using the facilities, the captain noticed a rumbling. This rumbling was coming from the entire town being pushed! He rushed outside to see what was going on, and Patrick quickly urged him to join in. Instead, he quickly ran to find his ship, which was also being pushed. He took it and sailed away to an unknown town. (Some say it’s called “Bikini Top”).

[Sweat]

You should make a Creepypasta out of Bobby Stern and his friends. XD

[Wumbo]

No thanks.

[Wumbo]

Season 3

 

Episode 27: Boy, Them SpongeBob Characters Sure Are Discriminatory

 

Steven Shrimp (The Algae’s Always Greener)

 

After being unceremoniously dismissed by Mr. Krabs, Steven Shrimp went off to find a place where people wouldn’t rudely point out his species. He found the Barg N’ Mart, where they treat everyone with equal disrespect. He ended up buying a box of cornflakes and that’s all he really needed. He went home to eat them with some soy milk, because he’s lactose intolerant.

 

Larry’s mother and father (SpongeGuard on Duty)

 

After being forced out of Goo Lagoon by their own son, Larry’s parents decided to find a place where they wouldn’t be too old and unsightly. They decided to mingle with other elderly folks and live in Shady Shoals. They packed up their stuff, sold their house, and moved in. They have made great friends and done great things, like winning at couples Bingo and couples checkers on the same day.

 

The family of sharks (SpongeGuard on Duty)

 

After bring called out by SpongeBob, the family of sharks angrily left to find a non-discriminatory beach. They found a remote one of the other side of Bikini Bottom called Lagoon of Goo. Only one other person was there, a surly lifeguard who really didn’t care whether his beachgoers lived or died. That might explain the remoteness. Anyway, the shark family had a swimmingly good time, and went home feeling happy.

 

Sven Seamonster (SpongeGuard on Duty)

 

After saying his piece about sea monsters and their contributions to science and literature, Sven stomped off to find a public place where people could appreciate those contributions. He found a secret club for sea monsters. Except it wasn’t really that secret, because a building for sea monsters has to be huge, so it kind of stood out. Anyway, Sven entered and was immediately accepted into the LSSM, the Learned Society of Sea Monsters. Every Wednesday, they get together for tea and Parcheesi.

[MMM]

Hilarious and creative.