Mr. Eugene Krabs Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Ahoy me mateys! Time is running out on me sale at the Krusty Krab! Buy one Krabby Patty, get another at full price! What happened at me restaurant was an ol spat. I was adoring the beautiful and lovely Mrs. Puff when she went to the bathroom to go powder her nose. She's such a precious flower from above! I kept myself occupied by going over to see what me loyal employee Squidward was up to when me restaurant went dark! As a sailor, I knew just what to do: I got me handkerchief out, tied it around my neck, and went straight to me office where the Krabby Patty® formula is kept! Nobody was in me office, so I found the circuit breaker in the bathroom and flipped the switches back on. The formula was safe, but the Krabby Patties® themselves went missing! That costs me money!!!!!!!!!! It was probably that Squilliam guy. Rich people don't like to spend their money, so he TOOK one when he had the opportunity! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amphibia Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 and you actuially believe he did it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Eugene Krabs Posted October 23, 2017 Author Share Posted October 23, 2017 1 minute ago, Dracula Phineas said: and you actuially believe he did it? Yes. King Neptune still hasn't paid for his patty. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amphibia Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 w/e you're a cheapcake? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Did you notice anything unusual in the bathroom? When did you next see Mrs. Puff? If you had to think with your wallet instead of your heart, would you trust that Mrs. Puff didn't sneak off to the bathroom for diabolical reasons? After all, that's where the circuit breaker was unguarded. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Eugene Krabs Posted October 23, 2017 Author Share Posted October 23, 2017 11 minutes ago, Dracula Phineas said: w/e you're a cheapcake? Money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money 1 minute ago, I Am Jethro said: Did you notice anything unusual in the bathroom? When did you next see Mrs. Puff? If you had to think with your wallet instead of your heart, would you trust that Mrs. Puff didn't sneak off to the bathroom for diabolical reasons? After all, that's where the circuit breaker was unguarded. I didn't look in the bathroom because I was looking for the formula. I saw Mrs. Puff after the lights were back on, at her table scared. Poor thing. Mrs. Puff wouldn't do such a thing. I doubt she knows what a circuit breaker is. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amphibia Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 scrfew you krabs, i'm going home? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Mr. Krabs, are you sexist? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWM Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Any info on the scream? Who did it sound like to you? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NegiSpongie Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Who was the one closest to the kitchen when the lights went off? Do you think they may have had something to do with it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Eugene Krabs Posted October 24, 2017 Author Share Posted October 24, 2017 2 hours ago, Dracula Phineas said: scrfew you krabs, i'm going home? I still have your money. 2 hours ago, I Am Jethro said: Mr. Krabs, are you sexist? Arrrrg, whatever you want, lad. 2 hours ago, PhantOWM said: Any info on the scream? Who did it sound like to you? The only one I could hear is SpongeBob. That crybaby can't stop screaming for nothing. But he is a good fry cook. 1 hour ago, Harleni Quinn said: Who was the one closest to the kitchen when the lights went off? Do you think they may have had something to do with it? This would be me boy SpongeBob, but he would never steal the patties. However, he could have went somewhere else when I was in me office. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NegiSpongie Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Do you have any reason to believe it might have been Plankton? What did you notice Squilliam doing before the lights went out? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crushingmayhem Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 How cheap can you be on a rainy day? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Eugene Krabs Posted October 25, 2017 Author Share Posted October 25, 2017 On 10/23/2017 at 11:17 PM, Harleni Quinn said: Do you have any reason to believe it might have been Plankton? What did you notice Squilliam doing before the lights went out? He's always stealing me formula! Squilliam was talking (flirting?) with Squidward. On 10/24/2017 at 8:13 AM, crushingmayhem said: How cheap can you be on a rainy day? I give little kids sticks I found by the dumpster to play with on a rainy day. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 Did you make any sort of truce with Plankton so that Plankton could attend the party? Why would you go along with that, if true? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Eugene Krabs Posted October 30, 2017 Author Share Posted October 30, 2017 2 minutes ago, I Am Jethro said: Did you make any sort of truce with Plankton so that Plankton could attend the party? Why would you go along with that, if true? Aye, the lil' bugger and I signed the truce. Because I'm getting too old for this rivalry stuff. Even if he was lying (which I'd hope not!), it's about time we had a truce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWM Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 Where in the bathroom is the circuit breaker located? Could anyone have seen it and used it to shut off the power? You're saying there are only two ways in and out of the building: the front and back doors. But I know someone as shady as you would have a secret entrance somewhere. Tell me where it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 Krabs, we know your scheme here. You want to make Krabby Patties a rare commodity, so you stole your own batch of them so that Spongebob wouldn't make any fuss. The little square guy would never want to actively keep Patties from hungry customers. Come out with your claws up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Eugene Krabs Posted October 30, 2017 Author Share Posted October 30, 2017 42 minutes ago, PhantOWM said: Where in the bathroom is the circuit breaker located? Could anyone have seen it and used it to shut off the power? You're saying there are only two ways in and out of the building: the front and back doors. But I know someone as shady as you would have a secret entrance somewhere. Tell me where it is. It's in the back of the bathroom. They could've. You'll never know, ar ar ar! 37 minutes ago, I Am Jethro said: Krabs, we know your scheme here. You want to make Krabby Patties a rare commodity, so you stole your own batch of them so that Spongebob wouldn't make any fuss. The little square guy would never want to actively keep Patties from hungry customers. Come out with your claws up! Get a load of this fool! What a bunch of hogwash! Ar ar ar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWM Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 29 minutes ago, Mr. Eugene Krabs said: You'll never know, ar ar ar! Tell me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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