Sweat Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Because why not "Do instruments of torture count?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgerpants Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Just now, Santa Squidward said: "Do instruments of torture count?" fixed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post The Simpsons Posted December 22, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted December 22, 2015 "Good grief, he's naked!" 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweat Posted December 22, 2015 Author Share Posted December 22, 2015 "Nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clappy Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 "Remember. Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katniss Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Don't touch me, I'm sterile! 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgerpants Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyanideFishbone Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 "It all started when I was born." get it? it's funny because in that scene like squidward had a bunch of the other character's heads growing off them and the person on the cover has two heads? ha? okay that one sucked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Lenny Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 50% sea, 50% weed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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