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Danny DeVito

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  1. put that thing back where it came from or so help meeeee

    1. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden


    2. 4EverGreen


      Mike Wazowski: "Hi! We were just rehearsing...a scene! From the upcoming play, Put That Thing Back Where It Came From, Or So Help Me! It's a musical! Put that thing back where it came from or so help me! So help me, so help me, and cut! It's a work in progress, but hey! We need ushers!"

  2. The real threat is here at home! We gotta spy on Mac and Dennis.

  3. jared leto said we live in a society I cried

  4. i am now introducing my own currency called devitocoin

  5. i should be president

  6. hing a hang a durgen

  7. boy this is worse than the time I was Sus

    1. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Did you choose brown because it’s the color of poo?

    2. Wumbo


      holy carp louis

  8. first status of 2021

  9. what a lovely christmas wraith

  10. 8 years ago today the world was supposed to have ended, what went wrong?

    1. Jjs Goodman
    2. JCM


      It did end and we're basically living in a crazy shared dream.

  11. The War on Christmas is too intense, fellas.

  12. i am feeling the rush of gaming

    1. Jjs Goodman

      Jjs Goodman

      nuh uh, you gotta pay the lootbox if you wanna keep playing

  13. rev up those fryers because I sure am hungry for one-

  14. somehow... jared leto joker returned.

    1. kev


      FUCK U SATAN!!! Fuck right off!!!!!


  15. tonight's debate gonna look like the room

    1. Jjs Goodman

      Jjs Goodman

      i hate how accurate this ended up being

  16. tfw you're a 24 year old stalking spongebob sites

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    2. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      he keeps climbing the mountain but falling miserably

    3. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Literally....same haha

    4. Joe Biden
  17. No sexists and incels allowed on SBC from this point forward!

  18. help!

    1. 4EverGreen


      I need somebody, help! Not just anybody, help! You know I need someone, help! ~ John Lennon of The Beatles, 1965.

  19. I am The Lorax and I speak for the trees.

  20. hellloooo I'm the new Nostalgia Critic, and I replaced the old one.

  21. do you kids play the PS2?

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