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I am not dead.
Today is a good day.
Aquatic Konquest
I, too, have been anxiously waiting for Taylor Swift to make another comeback.
5 more days.
ooooooofy
ikr Thanos I too am excited for the new Taylor Swift song!
Something big is coming.
WhoBibbles
thancock
sbl
V13 ThanosAnt
kev
up ur rectum sure
I am the most powerful being alive.
dmandagiraffe
thanks thanos
lmfao that is legit dman?
Nah; I’d be a lot more melodramatic about it if I was legit
I can thank Thanos however. Now I will never visit his status updates again
No Mr. Chan, I will catch the snipe.
No, not even a dance-off would have defeated me.
hippythehippo
Are you powerful enough to defeat Shaggy?
The universe is not only balanced, but it is now no longer racist.
sneed
Jjs Goodman
formerly chuck's
Look at this status.
Cha
explain why ur profile banner has pube hair showing
ok
I know what it’s like to lose. To feel so desperately that you’re right, yet to fail nonetheless. Dread it. Run from it. Destiny still arrives. Or should I say, I have.
You talk too much.
Thanos
@WhoBob Or perhaps I talk too little.