Inanimate Carbon Rod

so do i!

...'bout a sky of blue, or a tea for two...

well shit

peppa pig

you haven't even voted

Thanks for the concern, my dudes. As if you couldn't plainly notice, I'm still not out of that "I'm a bad person who sucks hard" phase. Believe me! It's a hard feeling to get rid of! My flaws are like unexpected guests in a way: try and try all you can, and still, they won't go away. Bottom line, I suck. In fact I simply envy those around me, as they seem to be just a li'l bit better at certain things than I am. Everyone else in class seems to be paying close attention to whatever edutainment film the teacher's showing- and then there's me, zoned out, lost in thought. (If it were, say, Peabody's Improbable History or The Magic School Bus, I probs wouldn't be as zoned out.) Some people seem to have extensive knowledge about certain subjects, like politics and the police system- and then there's me, lacking any basic knowledge in those fields. I read other's witty posts here and on SBM, and I think to myself, "Gee, why couldn't I think of that?" Some people--- well, you get the general idea. Not even my profile picture of Wendy making a goofy face can't mask the blue funk I've been in for months and months. It's hopeless, simply hopeless!! If my clothes could change in response to change in mood , they'd be blue almost all the time!! (Although you'd need a certain good little witch to do that...) In fact, I might just consider taking a temporary break from my literature to focus on improving my cognitive abilities and everything else wrong with me (in everyday language, mental POWAH!), assuming my co-writer could do better than I ever could. I've been told time and time again, "You need to stop being so hard on yourself!!", but it's rawther challenging, Lawrence, rawther challenging!

TLDR, I suck, and I won't rest 'til I find some way to improve myself, thus making me a happier person. Any one of you Spongemavens care to cheer me up or give me some sage advice that I could keep in mind for when I'm a glum chum?

well bye then

Sorry to see you leaving, my dude. I'll miss ya.

Glad I'm not the only one having this problem.

Don't let this get to you. That's exactly what they want you to feel.

He brought Dicky Moe and Clint Clobber into my life. For that, I am eternally grateful. Rest in peace

Thanks for all the fish, Stephen.

You know the funny thing about friends? You don't truly appreciate them, until it's not SAFE to be around them anymore! I am NEVER going to take my friends for granted again, even though I never have before! Enough said!

yeah, they can go eat whale shit i'm the fucking OG