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  1. Nosferatu!

    HEY SQUIDWARD

  2. Nosferatu!

    Hey Squidward! You're not delirious with despair and you're not calling true things false!

  3. Nosferatu!

    Hey Squidward! You're not hallucinating this sea anemone chorus line at all!

  4. Nosferatu!

    i can't believe santa's getting me a divorce for christmas :hearts:

  5. Nosferatu!

    i can’t believe my coworkers are more supportive of me and my aspirations than my own mother is :ok2:

    1. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      i'm sorry your mother doesn't support you as much but I'm happy that your coworkers are there for you. <3

    2. Cha

      Cha

      at least your coworkers care <3 I’m here whenever u need some extra support :ok2: 

    3. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      thanks stud :hearts:

       

  6. Nosferatu!

    I gots me my very own Patty Wagon now. (Translation: I finally have my own car. Ah, adulthood.)

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      Too bad it's not an actual Patty Wagon :P 

  7. Nosferatu!

    i honestly can't believe i'm actually going to meet my soon-to-be husband in person tomorrow rip me 

    1. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      Good luck. ^^

  8. Nosferatu!

    i miss petyr :wah:

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    2. fortnitefan12

      fortnitefan12

      who's kom tenny

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      I miss James Hook.

    4. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      IMG_7476.JPG

  9. Nosferatu!

    I must find someone who will go see the SpongeBob Musical with me again :norton: 

    1. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      who did you go with you in Chicago?

    2. Minty Car

      Minty Car

      I'll come if you pay for all my expenses to get there :funny:

    3. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      @SpongeOddFan I went with @Melt Man 

      @Wendy if I had the funds to do so, I would :funny: 

  10. Nosferatu!

    i think it's time for me to get back into art again

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    2. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      ^ what she said :Laugh: 

    3. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      then how come you never want to chat with me :(@Mermaid Magic

       

    4. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      Well give her some subject to talk to and she'll talk to you @SpongeOddFan

  11. Nosferatu!

    I tried to pick up Scoutmaster Lumpus. :norton: 

    1. Cha

      Cha

      I'M CRAZY AND I DON'T HAVE A LICENSE

  12. Nosferatu!

    I want. Another. CROWN.

    1. Cha

      Cha

      But it's already so high...

    2. Katniss

      Katniss

      If my parents mention the budget one more time, I am going to pop off!

  13. Nosferatu!

    i was the king of telenovas, the envy of all the other fellas

  14. Nosferatu!

    i'll take a cup and put it on my head and then just stand here looking freaky with a cup on my head 

  15. Nosferatu!

    I'm about to recieve my first performance review at work and I'm so nervous lmao 

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      Hope it went well :sbblink:

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      hope ya didnt get THE BOOT

  16. Nosferatu!

    I'm home.

  17. Nosferatu!

    I'M MARY POPPINS, Y'ALL

    1. Inanimate Carbon Rod

      Inanimate Carbon Rod

      Superexpaildedokay.

  18. Nosferatu!

    i'm suing jonny brugh for literally making me shed tears over his sheer beauty this morning (d) 

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      I have a lot of guys I could sue over this :norton: 

    2. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      like UM.....???!?!?!

      IMG_7339.JPG

      STOP!!! :norton: 

  19. Nosferatu!

    I'm wearing a girdle.

    1. ooooooofy

      ooooooofy

      sexxi ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

  20. Nosferatu!

    if nobody tries my bábovka i’m going to have hurt feelings

  21. Nosferatu!

    is it Saturday yet

  22. Nosferatu!

    IT'S NOT ME, YOU OLD COOT!

  23. Nosferatu!

    JONNIE, NO!

  24. Nosferatu!

    julio! have this scampi executed at once!

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    2. Cream

      Cream

      hey katie!

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      Take my wallet if you desire at once!

    4. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      JULIO GET THE STRETCH

      hi Katie <3, it's prez 

  25. Nosferatu!

    kinda thinkin' about wrapping my time up here indefinitely... hmu for my (new) Skype/other forms of contact if ya still wanna keep in touch? in case you haven't noticed I'm really bad at posts like these :Laugh: 

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    2. Katniss

      Katniss

      At least we have Tumblr, and I think I have you on Twitter too :P Will miss you here though!

    3. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      aww we'll miss you here. 

    4. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      We never talked much, but will you still be on twitter if I ever do want to chat with you? :P 

      I will miss you and your godly art <333

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