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  1. Nosferatu!

    holographic CWASONT again

    1. Cha

      Cha

      MY FAVORITE!

  2. Nosferatu!

    O come, all ye fearful, cower as I CRUSH YOU!

    1. Grubby Grouper

      Grubby Grouper

      SEASONS BEATINGS, UNDERLINGS

  3. Nosferatu!

    Wait 'til I finish my ice cream!

    1. Cha

      Cha

      Hey that's my ice cream!

  4. Nosferatu!

    THERE IS NO CAROL IN H.R.

    1. terminoob

      terminoob

      You want a cigarette? Barney, give the man a cigarette.

  5. Nosferatu!

    Melt Katie can do a spot on impression of Filburt and it gives me life

    1. Cha

      Cha

      tfw u remember that rocko is the voice of squire 

  6. Nosferatu!

    Palmer brand candy is jank, how the hell does one even ruin candy? Nice going, bub... :glare: 

    1. Metal Snake

      Metal Snake

      Palmer.jpg

      I wouldn't trust this guy to make candy, personally.

  7. Nosferatu!

    YOU ARE TO BE MY ROBOT KILLING MACHINE

    1. Cha

      Cha

      goo

  8. Nosferatu!

    SQUIRE

    1. Grubby Grouper

      Grubby Grouper

      when you realize neptune made squire execute the pole

  9. Nosferatu!

    SNIZZLEFRAZZY

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      That's not even a word and I agree with ya!

  10. Nosferatu!

    I tried to pick up Scoutmaster Lumpus. :norton: 

    1. Cha

      Cha

      I'M CRAZY AND I DON'T HAVE A LICENSE

  11. Nosferatu!

    I'm wearing a girdle.

    1. ooooooofy

      ooooooofy

      sexxi ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

  12. Nosferatu!

    DAVE, I LOVE YOU!!!

    1. Cha

      Cha

      BEAR HUG!!!!

  13. Nosferatu!

    Am I blushing? 

    1. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      You are now.

  14. Nosferatu!

    SERENITY NOW!

    1. Cha

      Cha

      GEORGE WHEN ARE YOU GONNA ACCEPT YOUR FESTIVUS HERITAGE 

  15. Nosferatu!

    there goes my record of zero bad days at work 

    :bye:

    1. Cha

      Cha

      so sorry :( 

  16. Nosferatu!

    gonna get my drink on...

     

    Spoiler

    ... with some good 'ol Bucket Bubbler. or maybe some Chum Cherry Blast (smirk) 

     

    1. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      Party all night long.

  17. Nosferatu!

    a table for 1... or 9

    1. Cha

      Cha

      or 10... 10 YES BECAUSE WE'RE REALLY HUNGRY

  18. Nosferatu!

    evil genius, giant brain 

    1. Inanimate Carbon Rod

      Inanimate Carbon Rod

      And he still hasn't got him that secret formula.

  19. Nosferatu!

    Hello fellow America. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you. Thank you. If you vote me, I’m hot. Taxes. They’ll be lower. Son. The democratic vote for me is right thing to do, Philadelphia. So do.

    1. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      could u just come to Turkey and run for president :plankton: 

  20. Nosferatu!

    who wants to come to my next wedding

    1. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      :( 

  21. Nosferatu!

    fish are dumb, dumb, dumb, they chase anything that glitters 

    1. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      at least theyre not pieces of dung like so called friends lmao :Laugh:

       

  22. Nosferatu!

    you can't expect a demigod to beat a decapod

    1. BenPaz

      BenPaz

      Stop spoiling Moana

       

      It's in 4 days anyway I can wait. Thank the gods for Pokemon!

  23. Nosferatu!

    gotta love tmw people make you feel bad for your interests 

    1. Cha

      Cha

      i'm sorry </3

  24. Nosferatu!

    that awkward moment when your new manager is the personification of Satan  and you find yourself in a race against time to promote out to safety

    1. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      ew Satanic managers, good luck. :(

  25. Nosferatu!

    let's see how many soccer moms give me dirty looks for wearing my corset pants out again today (smirk) 

    1. Cha

      Cha

      people need to chill with their fashion opinions 

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