Nosferatu!

Three days until I get to see The SpongeBob Musical... again.  (THREE DAYS!!!)

TIME TO DELIVER A PIZZA BALL

uhhh that moment when jonathan freakin' brugh personally wishes you a happy birthday and also tells you that he's coming to the states next month?!?!?!?! and compliments your subtle cosplays of his character?!?!? THIS IS THE GREATEST BIRTHDAY EVER

vampires don't do dishes!

watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough 

We believe we found the super star sea star who will save us all! 

WE CAN DO THE CANDIES FOR DINNER!

Well, my sister was in a car accident and I'm pretty sure I botched this interview. Today is not a good day. 

when u finally convince someone to watch ur favorite Australian-New Zealand comedy-drama series 

when ya fave tells u they think u have great fashion sense... that’s amore 

who wants to come to my next wedding

you can't expect a demigod to beat a decapod

you don't know true frustration until you've developed a love for an actor who is terribly underrated and you have no one to talk about them to bc you've already annoyed everyone in existence  

you know life is good when you get to spend the day petting and feeding stingrays 

YOU TELL THAT BIG RED BOY I QUIT

you want some energy pizza?

you're on your own, caballero