Fat Lenny

Why hate on Comic Sans when you can hate on fonts that deserve hatred much more, like Verdana.

New CD stash today: Kanye's "Dark Twisted Fantasy", Coltrane's "Giant Steps", Nine Inch Nails' "Downward Spiral", Yes' "Close to the Edge", Yo La Tengo's "Turned Itself Inside Out", Queens of the Stone Age's "Songs For the Deaf", Coleman's "The Shape of Jazz to Come" and Brand New's "Devid and God Are Raging"

Why does Kidz Bop still exist

Why does Kidz Bop still exist

robin thicke's entire life is depressing

hard like geometry, trigonometry

Barack Obama is coming to my city tomorrow. That's pretty cool.

Christian Mingle the Movie is such a train wreck of a movie. It's fascinating how awful it is.

THEY TOOK ER JOBS

stare into the lions eyes, if you taste the candy you'll get to the surprise

am i late

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What you doing in the club on a Thursday?

Dos Cadenas, close to genius, sold out arenas, you can suck my penis

Dos Cadenas, close to genius, sold out arenas, you can suck my penis

Now there is no turning back, you've woken up the demon in me.

how can the forums be real if our eyes aren't

hello my name is jimmy pop and i'm a dumb white guy

hello my name is jimmy pop and i'm a dumb white guy

For those who hate "Talk Dirty" and "Wiggle": "Trumpets" is ten times worse than both of them put together.

GET SHREKED

Happy 20th birthday, Korn! No not the band, the album.

Happy 20th birthday, Korn! No not the band, the album.

So one of my profs plays music requests during our break and one of the songs tonight was "Teenage Dirtbag". It was a good night.