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  1. remember when will.i.am made a song about dexter's laboratory and it didn't sound like boring obnoxious club shit like scream & shout

     

    i'm only asking because it's been in my head all day

    1. 4EverGreen

      4EverGreen

      Remember when Will.I.Am voiced Moto-Moto in "Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa"? "Pepperidge Farm Remembers"! :hysterical:

    2. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      *Member Berries voice* 'member will.i.am? 'member dexter's lab? 'member samurai jack? 'member outdated family guy memes? 'member chewbacca again?

  2. Hot Chelle Rae is actually a fitting choice for a band to play the Hall of Game Awards since they're just as forgettable as those award shows were

  3. Just a reminder: Tommy Wiseau may be bad at acting but at least he tried. Meanwhile, the Twilight actor they got to play Sokka in The Last Airbender doesn't sound like he's trying at all.

  4. the doggone girl is mine

  5. yo i may not be watching the halftime show but misery is starting to become one of my favorite songs at the moment thanks to publix

  6. I wanna be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame for my sexy guitar riffs.

  7. Breaking news: Slash died due to amazement and envy of my glorious guitar skills.

  8. If you didn't know, my username and avatar come from the TBS (formerly FOX) cartoon, American Dad, an American adult animated sitcom created by Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker and Matt Weitzman for the Fox Broadcasting Company. American Dad! is the first television series to have its inception on Animation Domination. The series premiered on February 6, 2005, following Super Bowl XXXIX, three months before the rest of the first season aired as part of the Animation Domination block, commencing on May 1, 2005.

     

    The Holiday Rapist appears in "The Best Christmas Story Never", dressed as an elf taking pictures of the kids with Santa. Later, a group of concerned citizens come to warn the Smiths but angers Stan, who insists on calling him The Christmas Rapist due to the fact he only attacks on Christmas, as well as Stan's growing annoyance of people using the term "Holiday" instead of "Christmas" so not to offend other religions.

    In "Spring Break-Up", the Holiday/Christmas rapist is the jester who gives Roger the King of Spring-break Crown.

    1. Hayden

      Hayden

      He only attacks on Christmas, but Voldemort attacks us 365 days of the year

  9. please save me, kirk cameron

  10. I, the amazing Plankton, can

    1. Cha

      Cha

      SHA-KAZING! -dinner-

  11. YER NAWT DAYRE

     

    TO SHARE IN MY SUCCESS AND MISTAKES

    1. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      LUKAS GRAHAAAAAAM

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      and how come u dont strip no more

    3. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      I wish I could be famous just by making songs about my fame and how you won't be alive to see it.

  12. If you were a car instead of a boy, you'd have headlights instead of eyes and tires instead of feet

  13. Apparently, the same guy who played that funky music in the '70s lived in my hometown at some point.

    https://www.tampabay.com/news/humaninterest/wild-cherrys-rob-parissi-evolves-from-funky-music-to-smooth-jazz/2117555

  14. spongebob community is my city

  15. GUYS, PHILLIPS/DUGAN CONFIRMED FOR 2020 ELECTION

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    1. MMM

      MMM

      won’t be able to vote by then, damn!

  16. I, the Amazing Plankton, can--
    I, the Amazing Plankton, can--
    I, the Amazing Plankton, can--
    I, the Amazing Plankton, can--
    (sped up) I, the Amazing Plankton, can--
    (slowed down) I, the Amazing Plankton, can--
    can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can
    Prestigitatious--
    Prestigitatious--
    Prestigitatious--
    Prestigitatious--
    Prestigitatious--
    Prestigitatious--
    SHI-YA-KAZING! (Dinner)
    (explodes)
    Ouch. 

  17. As much as I am optimistic, I'm not sure how I feel about Mindy being part of The Gang this season.

     

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    But I can tell that whatever this scene is is gonna make up for it.

  18. It is factually correct that the "Sting and Rod Stewart" edit is the greatest Wikipedia edit of all time.

  19. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billboard_Year-End_Hot_100_singles_of_1963 So uh, I'm confused. Wasn't "Sugar Shack" unfortunately the #1 song of 1963?

    1. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      Whoever edited it must've done a good job for making Wikipedia pretend that "Sugar Shack" was never the #1 song of that year for 5 months.

  20. That Brooklyn Nine-Nine clip with the suspects singing "I Want It That Way" honestly makes me want to watch that show now.

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    2. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      "It was #5. #5 killed my husband."

      "Oh my god, I forgot about that part"

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      It’s seriously my favorite pure comedy on television.  Check it out.

    4. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      WATCH IT WATCH IT ITS SO GOOD

       

  21. guys, a friend on facebook told me that smokey robinson died so this must be true

  22. points to the lucky son of a bitch who gets the reference to my username

    1. Aya♥

      Aya♥

      I was going by Chrundle at the time

  23. After all the days I've spent at Fernandina Beach, I now get the appeal of the ocean and the waves I've surfed there.

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