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Status Updates posted by OWM

  1. poop

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    2. Space Cowboy

      Space Cowboy

      a customer walks in. will he order A)a sofa, B)an expensive hair cut, or C) a patty?

    3. Sweat

      Sweat

      One patty, please.

      Patty: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

    4. Space Cowboy

      Space Cowboy

      AH POOP YOU NEVER LET US DOWN!

  2. Power is finally back on. :)

    1. Young Nug

      Young Nug

      no one man should have all that power

  3. R.I.P. My glasses

  4. Smithers, release the hounds!

  5. Sometimes I just want to copy someone else's status word-for-word and see if they notice.

  6. Spooky scary skeletons send shivers down your spine.

  7. Status update about how cool the skin looks. (which I agree with)

  8. still waiting for end of the line

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    2. Cha

      Cha

      Is this where the line starts?

    3. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      *handcuffs you* END OF THE LINE, PAL.

    4. Some Random Patrick Fan

      Some Random Patrick Fan

      -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <--

      There you go.

  9. Storm joined SBM.

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    2. MMM

      MMM

      I'm excited and scared.

    3. $WANKIN
    4. box

      box

      Welp, this'll be an interesting course of events.

  10. Takin' Out the Trash subforum is back! :D

  11. TestDummy is the best user on this site.

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    2. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      TEST DUMMY FOR MAYOR OF THE WORLD!

    3. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      Yeah, its just a test account.

  12. tfw you realize you haven't posted for 9 days until today

  13. THE MOLLUSKS ARE COMING

    1. President Squidward
    2. OWM

      OWM

      Mollusks??? What mollusks?!

    3. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      There are no mollusks, are there, Maniac?

  14. The Plankton Community...

  15. TheOpenWindowManiac doesn't need to change his avatar to a superhero/villain. He is already a superhero.

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    2. Macseed

      Macseed

      You should be arrested.

    3. OWM

      OWM

      Fine. I am now Armfalloff Boy.

    4. So Sejima
  16. There is no candy in me, there is no candy in me

    1. Young Nug

      Young Nug

      I am just a little boy there is no candy in me

    2. Someone

      Someone

      Nerd no piñata

  17. Think. Think. Think.

    1. Pinky

      Pinky

      What'cha thinking about, Pooh Bear?

    2. The Crow
  18. This crow has been pecking at my window for the past couple days and it's driving me nuts.

  19. TMW you find a Truth or Square DS cartridge in your bed frame.

  20. Today, my science teacher said that he was from Horseheads. I couldn't stop thinking about E.V.I.L.

  21. Toggling negative colors on SBC is a wonderful experience.

  22. Two years. Boy does the time go.

  23. Vacationing in Canada tomorrow. See you in a week!

  24. We were supposed to have an assembly today featuring an author, but he had a heart attack and it was postponed.

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    2. ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1

      ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1

      I feel sorry for that man. Hope he's okay.

    3. TJ

      TJ

      That's so sad :/ .

    4. OWM

      OWM

      OK, so apparently the assembly is now taking place on May 30th.

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