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  1. Sauce Mama

    Two-night Bachelorette special starts tonight and I'm gonna be in heaven.

  2. Sauce Mama

    school's out for the summuh

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    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      If I was an underclassmen my summer would start next week. But my graduation is tomorrow so they let us out early

    3. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      lol I beat you all be like a month

    4. TJ

      TJ

      June 27 :c

  3. Sauce Mama

    Will you guys sign my yearbook? xD

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    2. Someone

      Someone

      "Someone waz here"

    3. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Why do you have a tailfin, mutant?

    4. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Its not nice to call people names, Jenks. Especially when they're mutants heh heh

  4. Sauce Mama

    take me back to turntable times

    1. shin

      shin

      yaas

  5. Sauce Mama

    just a small town gurl

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    2. Someone

      Someone

      the smell of wine and cheap perfume

    3. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      IF HE EVER HURTS YOU, TRUE LOVE WON'T DESERT YOU

    4. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      YOU KNOW I STILL LOVE YOU, HOW WE TOUCHED AND WENT OUR SEPARATE WAYS

  6. Sauce Mama

    liek a GENIE

    1. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      I have that avatar on SBM lol

    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      thats what made me think of it actually haha

  7. Sauce Mama

    *wink* ( •ॢ◡-ॢ)-♡

  8. Sauce Mama

    My friend just sent me a text saying "Where's the leak, ma'am?" xD

    1. Cha

      Cha

      wink wink, nudge nudge

    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      can i hav yo numbah

  9. Sauce Mama

    THAT NAIVE CUBE.

  10. Sauce Mama

    Its freaking hot -__-

    1. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      It's already in the 90;s where you live? 0___O

    2. Cosmic-Loop

      Cosmic-Loop

      AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA ITS 46F DEGREES HERE *cries*

    3. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Yeah it's been in the 90s all week lol.

  11. Sauce Mama

    finally made a tumblr woo

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    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Added :D

    3. Cosmic-Loop

      Cosmic-Loop

      oo, what's your URL? mine main's kaptin-kawaii.tumblr, but i have a SB one somewhere :>

    4. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Its in my profile. I'll add you! c:

  12. Sauce Mama

    lollipop lollipop oh lolli lolli lolli lollipop

  13. Sauce Mama

    Yes ma'am...I mean sir.....I mean boss....I mean POOBAH-

    1. Cha

      Cha

      GO

    2. ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1

      ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1

      Grow?

    3. Cha

      Cha

      NO

  14. Sauce Mama

    SPRING BREAK, BABY! AOOOOH!

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    2. Jellatine

      Jellatine

      KAWABONGA!

    3. JCM

      JCM

      I won't be on spring break until next week :((

    4. SG19

      SG19

      My spring break was the second week of March :P

  15. Sauce Mama

    Can I be a Jelly Spotter now?

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    2. OWM

      OWM

      Wuh? Who said that? Are you a ghost?!

    3. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Like precious, precious blood in an animal, krustomers are what keeps the Krusty Krab strong and alive.

    4. SG19

      SG19

      Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me!

  16. Sauce Mama

    yawn

  17. Sauce Mama

    YOUUU, YOU GOT WHAT I NEEED!

  18. Sauce Mama

    nooo the forums are down y u do dis?!

    1. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      why the statuses be working?

  19. Sauce Mama

    Doo wop, shoobie do wop.

    1. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      AINT NO LOVIN MY MAAAN

    2. Cha

      Cha

      Trashin' the camp.

  20. Sauce Mama

    Whoaaaa there was an earthquake here just now.

    1. ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1

      ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1

      Was it a huge one?

    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Nah, only a 4.0

    3. naomi123

      naomi123

      Wow where at?

  21. Sauce Mama

    PURPLE is my FAVORITE COLOR!

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    2. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      You have that right :P

    3. Burgerpants

      Burgerpants

      (Cue obvious joke)

    4. sandycheeksisawesome

      sandycheeksisawesome

      I love being purple! :P

  22. Sauce Mama

    Senioritis: a crippling disease that attacks high school seniors. Symptoms include laziness, lack of studying and homework, and a generally dismissive attitude. The only known cure is a phenomenon known as graduation.

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    2. terminoob

      terminoob

      Ha. Graduation as a cure. Good one. I'm suffering well into my Sophomore year of college. Have fun.

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      You think that's bad? Wait til you get college senioritis.

    4. TJ

      TJ

      Lol

  23. Sauce Mama

    It was the heat of the moment...

  24. Sauce Mama

    In gats we trust.

    1. Doctor Sex

      Doctor Sex

      Ain't no gs like us

  25. Sauce Mama

    Charlie don't surf and we think he should.

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