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  1. Sauce Mama

    I rented "It's A Spongebob Christmas!" on iTunes. It's downloading..... ohhhhhh man! :D

    1. box

      box

      I hear there's an "Idiot Box" sequel in it.

      Automatic :3

    2. PatBack

      PatBack

      May you upload it on Youtube?

    3. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      I would, but I don't have an account, and I don't know how. :/

  2. Sauce Mama

    I was riding in my aunt and uncle's car and it still had the NEW CAR SMELL. Omg that's the best.

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    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Don't ya just wanna inhale it all in and go "HA CHACHACHACHA CHAAAA"?

    3. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      I love that smell. It's so good. I don't know why though xP

    4. Clappy

      Clappy

      I wish I had a nose :(

  3. Sauce Mama

    I... I.... YOU WHAT?! You asked for a couple of ice cubes, BUT I ONLY PUT IN ONE!! HAHAHAHAHA!

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    2. Macseed

      Macseed

      FINE! I'LL JUST TAKE IT OUT,SSJWARD!

    3. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      hehehe really funny ssj! really funny!

  4. Sauce Mama

    I.....had to wash FRUIT again.

    1. Clappy

      Clappy

      You should have used your fruit washer.

    2. Cha

      Cha

      http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/2469521/earth-exploding-o.gif
    3. Moar Boy

      Moar Boy

      Use fire to clean those fruits.

  5. Sauce Mama

    I'd like my view to be a little less yellow, if you know what I mean.

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    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      I'll flush next time, I swear

    3. Cha

      Cha

      Oh that's real nice.

    4. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      Go with white or black.

  6. Sauce Mama

    I'm a jerk and everyone loves me!

  7. Sauce Mama

    I'm gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before midnight, then when it finally gets here I'm gonna tell the pizza guy I ORDERED THIS LAST YEAR!

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    2. Cha

      Cha

      Ask him if he works at Pizza Castle too.

    3. Cha

      Cha

      Ask him if he works at Pizza Castle too.

    4. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Ok! And I'll ask him if his name is Mario, too.

  8. Sauce Mama

    I'm gonna pop your bubblegum heart

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      I'm miss sugar pink, liquor liquor lips

    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      kill me with your sweet love steal me with a kiss

  9. Sauce Mama

    I'm in love..................with this new skin

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    2. Cha

      Cha

      Sauce is clearly in love with me tho.

    3. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      I love you both very dearly, you should know that!

    4. Young Nug

      Young Nug

      you do?

      *sniff*

  10. Sauce Mama

    I'm not talking about some dumb mail fraud scheme, or a hijacking here, I STOLE A BALLOOOON!

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    2. naomi123

      naomi123

      er ist schlecht, weil er einen Ballon gestohlen. und es ist nicht einmal frei Ballon Tag! Ich bin nie schlecht.

  11. Sauce Mama

    I'm off to Malibu! Yeehaw! See you kidz later.

    1. Clappy

      Clappy

      Oh no you ain't!

    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      YOU AINT MAH PA

  12. Sauce Mama

    I'm so happy. Cha is my orange buddy now. #OrangeAnns

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    2. Cha

      Cha

      #OrangeAnnforlife

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      Can I be your Saucenese buddy?

    4. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      Welcome to the club Cha. :P

  13. Sauce Mama

    I've decided to postpone the 5000 celebration to sometime over the weekend, even if I exceed 5000 anyways.. I'm just too busy in the week to have some Overlord fun with you guys. Hope ya'll understand.

    1. Cha

      Cha

      See you on the weekend Sauce Mama!

  14. Sauce Mama

    Ibappibareibentliby, pibepibolible ciban ibundiberstiband Sibaucecibanibese. WHAT IS THIS?!

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    2. William Leonard

      William Leonard

      Sounds like somebody's drowning.

    3. Cha

      Cha

      It's all Greek to me.

    4. Pearl

      Pearl

      Wow.I can even find out this language and i'm only 10

  15. Sauce Mama

    Ibi hibaveibent mibade iba Sibauceibenibese stibatibus ibin iba libong tibime.

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    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      "I guess Jenkins has Saucenese all figured out."

    3. Aya♥

      Aya♥

      dicks

    4. Cha

      Cha

      vah jay jays

  16. Sauce Mama

    If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar.

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    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      #YouJustGotServed

      That would have made much more sense earlier on this status.

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      The most important meal of the day. SERVIN' IT UP, GARY'S WAY

    4. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      When Sauce serves up smiles, it takes me miles from where I'm supposed to beee-EEE!

  17. Sauce Mama

    If I went on forumotion and tried to login I wonder if it would work...

    1. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      I tried it out a month ago and it worked. But you can't post in the forums.

  18. Sauce Mama

    if u liek pina coladas

  19. Sauce Mama

    im so cold........I'M SHIVERING.

    1. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      How can that happen during Summer?

  20. Sauce Mama

    In gats we trust.

    1. Doctor Sex

      Doctor Sex

      Ain't no gs like us

  21. Sauce Mama

    In the movie, the hero teams up with a buddy, and they get the poop on the robot.

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    2. Cha

      Cha

      *pulls out How To Torture Book*

    3. Cha

      Cha

      *pulls out How To Torture Book*

    4. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      lol at oof.

  22. Sauce Mama

    IS THIS HOW YOU GET YOUR SICK KICKS?!

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    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      Well, Funny Man Jenkins, is this how you get your sick kicks?

    3. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      What it's just an ordinary- OH MY GOODNESS! CLAPWAAARD!

  23. Sauce Mama

    It smells like Funfetti cake in my house oh my gosh what is happening.

    1. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      funfetti orgy

  24. Sauce Mama

    It was the heat of the moment...

  25. Sauce Mama

    It's 11:11 make a wish! :3

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    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      I wish JCM didn't forget that it was 11:11

    3. Cha

      Cha

      I wish I'd known that earlier!

    4. Young Nug

      Young Nug

      u don't tell me what to do pa

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