Sauce Mama

tired...

Come on SmileBob, tackle me!

Pics of Nuggets, Jelly, Cha, and I in Reality Images today. #SelfieSunday

Oh as if!

Everyone head to turntable!

Learning to drive <3

My mom said she needs doesn't need fake eyelashes and she has to pay her bills. Sauce are you currently in the car with me?

I love you.

MY WI-FI! MY SATELLITE DISH! THEY ARE BACK! VICTORY SCREECH!

Nobody is on the Xat. wtf

Best night on TT ever <3

Lil' Squidly and I are going to watch some Shrek, later ya groupies.

11,000!

Praise to you're new Employee of the Month

Oh MY GOD GUYS MY DAD JUST PROPOSED

I past 25,000 posts already? Damn, I need to get a job, a hobby or some friends.

A week without internet and counting! D: I'm gonna jump off a bridge >_

Tonight on Community Deathmatch! Sauce Mama makes her Deathmatch debut in a surprise exhibition! Will this sauce be boss or has this sauce passed her expiration date?

Sigh.

It looks like I reached 15,000 posts and I'm now the newest member of the Dark Knights.

Man, this skin brings back so many memories!

Tonight on Community Deathmatch, it's a battle for female supremacy as Jelly looks to reclaim her title as Chairwoman when she enters the Deathmatch Arena with Cha!

My dad said I want to marry Squidward. Dad you do even know me.

The ice cream truck outside is playing classical music. #whatisthis