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  1. Old Man Jenkins

    Did anybody ever make a spin-off about dolphins? I'm gonna go make a spin-off about dolphins

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    2. Cha

      Cha

      I did! It was about the Dolphin Warriors !

    3. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Well, step aside Dolphin Warriors because OMJ's brand of dolphins is about to go :dolphin noise: :dolphin noise: up!

    4. Ron

      Ron

      YES!

  2. Old Man Jenkins

    Great, now my ipad is always redirecting me to the App Store to buy this god forsaken candy crush crap my mom always plays.

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    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      I rested everything and it still pops up

    3. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      *resetted

    4. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Unless there's some certain way to go about it.

  3. Old Man Jenkins

    I past 25,000 posts already? Damn, I need to get a job, a hobby or some friends.

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    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      I'm putting that on my Bucket List

    3. Cha

      Cha

      Congrats Old Man! :-)

  4. Old Man Jenkins

    Just noticed I'm close to my 25k milestone already. Damn.

    1. Clappy

      Clappy

      You are catching up with me faster than I expected. :P

  5. Old Man Jenkins

    Oh my god. My damn ipad god damn it to hell

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    2. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      I'll double team the ipad with you. 2 on 1.

    3. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      By any chance, did you press back?

    4. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      Hopefuly no, because if so this rant would be embarrassing and pointless.

  6. Old Man Jenkins

    Well, back to my writing corner. Making money

    1. Aya♥

      Aya♥

      MILLIONS OF DOLLAS

  7. Old Man Jenkins

    Next on my Deathmatch list: Shin vs PSY

    1. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      :smirk:
    2. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      Hehe, this one's gonna be interesting...

  8. Old Man Jenkins

    Next on my Deathmatch list: Shin vs PSY

  9. Old Man Jenkins

    Tonight on Community Deathmatch! Sauce Mama makes her Deathmatch debut in a surprise exhibition! Will this sauce be boss or has this sauce passed her expiration date?

    1. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      I think I know what the surprise is

    2. Cha

      Cha

      Woooo!

    3. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      EEEEHEEEEEP.

  10. Old Man Jenkins

    Every time I see that "Welcome to Goo Lagoon" sign on the banner for the Orca skin, I always read it as "Welcome Goo to Lagoon"

    1. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      lol that would be way funnier

    2. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      I can see why though

  11. Old Man Jenkins

    Damn, that was a good game of So, You Wanna Win Five Doubloons. Should we do it again sometime?

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    2. Webizoid

      Webizoid

      YEAH!

    3. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Next time, the prize will actually be 5 doubloons

    4. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      DARN IT @SCHEDULE. NEXT WEEK IS A BOATING SCHOOL AND TEAM GAME! CURSE YOU OMJ!and lol we'll get more doubloons by just posting.

  12. Old Man Jenkins

    Win 5(000) doubloons here! http://www.spongebobuniverse.com/forums/index.php?/topic/7713-so-you-wanna-win-five-doubloons/

  13. Old Man Jenkins

    Ooh, Crushing is here :smirk:

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    2. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      i'm doing this for today only. in spirit of able to spam and get posts counted day.

    3. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      Fine, I'll make it Cha to be on thy list next.

    4. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      Hehehe, I await you in the Games section. :P

  14. Old Man Jenkins

    Rental cars smell like SUNSHINE

  15. Old Man Jenkins

    Tonight on Community Deathmatch, it's a battle for female supremacy as Jelly looks to reclaim her title as Chairwoman when she enters the Deathmatch Arena with Cha!

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    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      A battle of unlimited proportions.

    3. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      Well I'm safe... for now.

    4. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      A battle of women, interesting...

  16. Old Man Jenkins

    Tonight, on Community Deathmatch! It's a blast from the past as "That's 70s Guy" Travis takes on WhaleBlubber

    1. Aya♥

      Aya♥

      ahh shit

    2. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      I wanted that jjs OMJ match.

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      I bet one person wins.

  17. Old Man Jenkins

    Well, I'm off to watch Scary Movie V. Where's my weed?

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    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      No, writing as I watch pre-movie stuff. Movie starts in a few tho. This place is dead.

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan doesn't scream must see? I don't know what does. :P

    4. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      I've come back from worse than this.

  18. Old Man Jenkins

    So long, everyone! I'll remember you all in therapy!

  19. Old Man Jenkins

    Free Animals From Pimpin' Zoo

  20. Old Man Jenkins

    FA SIGHTING!

  21. Old Man Jenkins

    Oh boy! 4:20 PM!

    1. Clappy

      Clappy

      Now I know what time it is thanks to my OMJ watch.

    2. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      Yet, you're in different time zones.

  22. Old Man Jenkins

    Oh boy! 4:20 AM!

    1. Clappy

      Clappy

      Good night OMJ

    2. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      *eats krabby fries*

    3. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      Hope you slept well.

  23. Old Man Jenkins

    The rights for S(lums)BU are up for sale in my shop. Any potential buyers will expect a PM from me because I'm gonna be somewhat more cautious when it comes to selling this one.

  24. Old Man Jenkins

    By the by, I wasn't in on the prank. I didn't read the PM about it until right after.

  25. Old Man Jenkins

    What about CRUSHING? BAN HIM!

    1. Jjs Goodman

      Jjs Goodman

      And those two other mods slipped away too.

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