Old Man Jenkins

They looked cute, might delete later. From a couple weeks ago.

Another week, another round of theater visits. ”Next Goal Wins”: This was the most recent Regal Monday Mystery Movie. Not as good as Jojo Rabbit or Ragnarok, but better than Love and Thunder. I had fun with it. I’m a sucker for anything that has that local island flava, it was filmed real close to home (I’ve been to the field they were at choke times), so I have some bias. ”The Creator”: A very nice standalone sci-fi joint from the guy whose other two movies (Godzilla 2014 and Rogue One) I’m a big fan of. ”The Marvels: It’s quite the mess, but it’s a better mess than Love and Thunder and Quantumania in my eyes.

Just gonna provide an update on me slate for the remainder of this year, and even a lil into the new year. - SpongeBrawl’s “All Saints & Sinners Day” event marks my return to that particular grind after taking a hiatus a couple months back. And unless life decides to throw another round of shit my way, I plan on sticking to it (as well as to the other things I have planned below) for the time being. Next match card will be a two part (December 25th and January 1st) Snowcember Ball tie-in, Snowcember Brawl, where the only festive thing lined up will be a “Christmas Who?” Santa vs “It’s a SpongeBob Christmas!” Santa match. Here’s a rundown of every match scheduled so far (of course, card subject to change): 1) Christmas Who? Santa Claus vs It’s a SpongeBob Christmas! Santa Claus 2) The Shrimp vs Grubby Grouper for the Shazampionship 3) Scooter the Surfer vs The Jumbo Shrimp 4) Craig Mammalton vs Dexter Blubbuns 5) Boys Who Cry vs Mr. Krabs, Plankton & Pearl 6) Bubble Bass vs The Trash Man 7) Reg vs Lord Poltergeist 8 ) Kevin C. Cucumber vs Squilliam Fancyson III in Absurd Proposition III, winner gets the Chum Bucket Mega Bucket 9) Mermaid & Barnacle Boy vs The Super Weenies for the Family Championships 10) The Tattletale Strangler vs A Mystery Opponent 11) Larry the Snail, Giant Man-Eating Clam and Troublesome Shell vs The Jellyspotters 12) The Snowcember Brawl Battle Royale comprised of everyone currently appearing on the match card That’s right. The four pillars consisting of SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and Sandy, as well as Mrs. Puff, Gary and Larry will all be taking the holidays off. It’s everyone else’s time to shine this holiday season. - The Secret Box riff with jjs and me is still coming. The riffs for Part 1 is in the can, I just have to put the finishing touches on it. Personal life stuff interrupted my process for Part 2. I’m honestly kind of on the fence over whether or not I wanna go forward with riffing Part 2. Just don’t feel like it’d be covering that much different ground than Part 1 did, leading to some potentially repetitive riffs to close out on. At the very least, expect the Part 1 riffs before the month ends. - In my reaction post to the Scary Story Contest winner announcement on Discord, I said that SpongeSaw will return. What that means is that SpongeSaw will return next year as a new spoopy month tradition of mine. The next chapter in the Book of SpongeSaw will be written in time for Octerror Fest 2024 (separate from the Scary Story Contest). - The spin-off I’m currently working on was originally gonna be posted for this past Octerror Fest, but I wound up saving it for this month to really celebrate Godzilla Day and the upcoming release of Godzilla Minus One. “Squidasaurus Rex, Football Playing King in Space of the Monsters” drops soon. - The spin-off that I did unveil for this past Octerror Fest, Toast Krusters, will resume “production” once Squidasaurus Rex concludes. I played a lot of Phasmophobia and Ghostwire: Tokyo, as well as watched a lot of A Haunting, Ghost Adventures, Celebrity Paranormal Project and MTV’s Fear this past spoopy month. I’m on a kick. And what timing with the new Ghostbusters movie teaser just dropping. - MegaloMania 2 is coming along. Probably won’t drop until Shark Week next year. I will say that MegaloMania 2 will be starring the jerky Anchor Arms pitchman shark, who was originally planned to be in MegaloMania 1 before being scrapped entirely. A pair of MegaloMania spin-offs are in “early stage development”. And by that, I mean I’ve got a title and an idea of the plot for one and I got up to a first draft of the pilot for the other one. The first one is currently titled “Baya’s Bayou”, based around one of the side characters of Megalo 1. The second is more of a standalone story currently titled “The Texas Sawfish Massacre”, which was considered for this past Octerror Fest as an appetizer between Megalo’s 1 & 2 but I wasn’t feeling it at the time. Don’t expect either of these to drop anytime soon. Fun House will come back, eventually. I had an idea for dipping my toes in the Power Rangers/Sentai genre of spin-offs here, using the whole Grimace Shake/Red Spider-Man Whopper thing from a few months back as inspiration, of all things. Pretty Patties would be brought back with a new and improved formula, but results in even worse side effects than the last time. That’s about as far as I got with it. Don’t know if this will ever see the light of day, but imma put it out there now. Wumpa Defender! Crash Bandicoot!! is still cooking. I’ve got the whole story and everything I wanna do with the characters and bosses down. It’s just another thing trying to capture that vision in written form, like coming up with good enough ways to try and integrate the actual levels and their nuances into their respective episodes more. Just figured I’d give an update on this even though it’s still pretty far from being presentable. And that’s it for now.

As a longtime Umaga stan, Solo v Cena was almost like poetry in motion.

A day late lel

Plot: Inspired by watching an all day marathon of tv’s “Ghost Exploits”, Mr. Krabs decides to cash in on this ghost hunting craze by opening up Bikini Bottom’s very own ghost hunting business in hopes of being picked up for a network deal. Pilot: Part 1 Mr. Krabs reels SpongeBob and Squidward into his latest business venture with promises of fame and a fair, balanced fraction of fortune. Squidward’s interest is intrigued by the mere prospect of boosting his public profile (though he finds travel channel supernatural shows as lowbrow catering to the lowest common denominator), but SpongeBob is genuinely in it for actually helping people with their polter-problems. SpongeBob pours his heart and soul into the branding and aesthetic of the team, leading to the birth of the “Toast Krusters” after SpongeBob failed to correct a Patrick typo in a timely fashion. Fortunately, Patrick is unable to join them on their ghost adventures as he’s already contractually obligated to produce The Patrick Star Show, but he promises to use his network connections to try and work them out a deal if they’re able to produce a compelling pilot to present to executives in the meantime. After some initial confusion involving the Krusty Krab breakfast menu, The Toast Krusters were finally off to the races. With Squidward serving as their self appointed obligatory psychic medium, their first couple of cases turn in excellent results. With Squidward pinpointing the specific haunts with precision and Mr. Krabs providing the anti-ghost tools necessary to properly deal with any hostile threats, the Toast Krusters manage to make toast out of 5 whole ghosts. Now, all Krabs has to do is to pick the best case to make a pilot out of. While in the editing room, SpongeBob catches a glimpse of a compelling piece of evidence: the manifestation of a hand on camera. SpongeBob excitedly leaves the discomfort of his bathroom stall editing station to show Mr. Krabs the fruit of their labors. Krabs hardly seems interested as he tells SpongeBob to take out the trash instead. However, SpongeBob fumbles with the bag in his excitement to get back to editing, causing the bag to burst open when it hits the ground. SpongeBob hastily kneels down to pick up its scattered contents, but stops in his tracks at a very peculiar sight. Empty sprays littered about, there must’ve been about 50 of them. He picks up a couple to examine them more closely and gasps when he sees the word “INVISIBLE” plastered not just on them, but on all the other spray cans. SpongeBob re-enters Mr. Krabs’ office to confront him about his discovery, but his boss denies their use. Krabs doubles down that all their cases were authentic when a couple of tough, mean-looking fish barge into his office with a couple of dry cleaning bills. They want Krabs to reimburse them for their stained up clothes after using that spray he “made them put on themselves”. This serves to confirm SpongeBob’s suspicions, breaking the little lad’s heart because he thought they were actually out there helping people. Instead, they just took their money and left them with false peace of mind. Krabs’ pleas and excuses fall on deaf ears as SpongeBob storms out in order to flush all their work so far down the toilet. SpongeBob is about to leave when Krabs reminds him that his shift isn’t over yet. SpongeBob resolves to finish out his shift and THEN leave in a huff. Later that evening, Squidward is spending what’s left of his day off unwinding in his bathtub. He checks the temperature before stepping in. His efforts to relax are interrupted by the water getting progressively warmer. He looks down to see the water slowly turning yellow. Squidward blushes but asserts that it “wasn’t me”. The water starts to bubble before going full boil. Squidward tries escaping the heat but he’s suddenly pulled down below. Squidward grapples with his assailant under the bath water. He can feel hands squeezing tighter around his neck, but he can’t quite see anything in the water in front of him. SpongeBob, having just finished his shift, is heading straight to Squidward’s in that huff he was in in order to inform him of Krabs’ underhanded tactics, but he doesn’t get an answer. However, he could hear some sort of commotion going on upstairs from where he’s standing. He looks up at one of the house’s eye windows to see a strange yellow glow emanating from it. Squidward is then seen putting his head up, gasping for air in front of it before a pair of hands pulls him back down in clear view. SpongeBob gasps, proceeds to break down the door and sprints inside. Squidward continues drowning in the tub where he slowly loses consciousness. He’s able to discern a pair of yellow arms grabbing him when he’s suddenly pulled up and out of the bath water. SpongeBob carefully places him on the floor and checks to see if he’s still breathing. SpongeBob starts the process of resuscitation. He keeps at it until an unseen force flings him into Squidward’s bathroom mirror. SpongeBob collapses to the floor but catches a glimpse of a figure standing in the steamy bathroom behind him through a broken piece of the mirror. The steam turns yellow and lunges at him, pulling the sponge up into the air before throwing him clear into Squidward’s gallery. Various pieces of what Squidward considers to be art start to levitate around the room, almost circling around SpongeBob. SpongeBob gets pelted by self portraits and avant garde, forcing him onto the ground when a statue made in Squidward’s likeness is seen floating over SpongeBob’s head. Squidward comes in with the Spectre Deflector that Krabs gave them and repels whatever it is before the weight of the statue could be sent crashing down. However, the entity instead throws the statue Squidward’s way in order to escape the paddle ball. The lighting of the house returns to normal and the steam recedes as SpongeBob crawls over to assist Squidward. Elsewhere that night, Mr. Krabs is working on another “case” “solo” at a reportedly haunted house. Krabs’ hired ghouls finish spraying themselves down and get into position for Krabs to film their paranormal activity. But when they miss their cue, Krabs starts to lose his cool as nothing happens for the camera. Krabs suddenly feels the hair on the back of his neck stand up in spite of the fact that he already has them taped down. He hears loud footsteps coming from the second floor of the house, where it seems to come to a halt right at the top of the stairs. Krabs grabs his camera and aims it at the top of the stairs. However, silence once again takes hold of the house. Krabs angrily sets the camera on a side table, growling under his breath at their incompetence, when a loud thud finally breaks through the silence. The sound then gets closer and closer down the stairs, but it wasn’t the sound of footsteps descending the stairs. It was as if something was rolling down them. Krabs could hear cracking sounds as whatever it was finally made its way to the bottom. Tearing sounded as a bone suddenly protruded out in midair. Faint gasps could be heard on the floor as blood pours from out of nowhere onto it. Krabs looks back up and sees nothing. He can, however, hear the sound of a heart beating from up there. The beating progressively beats faster and faster, rapidly matching Krabs’ own heart rate at the moment. Krabs screams and scrambles, frantically seeking a place to escape to or hide in, but all doors on the first floor are locked shut, save for the one that leads down into the basement. Krabs stands atop the basement stairs, hesitant to seek any sort of salvation down there. Krabs freezes in gear as footsteps rapidly ascend the stairs he’s standing on. “GET OUT OF MY WAY!” Krabs recognizes that voice as one of his hired ghouls. But the hired hand’s cries are interrupted when a fully visible hand pops out of mid air in front of Krabs, holding a still beating, disembodied heart. All Krabs could make out below the heart was a red, fleshy hand connected to a red, pulsating arm. The heart is squeezed in the palm of this mystery hand, causing it to burst blood all over Krabs’ face. The arm retreats back into the darkness of the basement as the hired ghoul’s body can be heard tumbling all the way down to the basement floor. Krabs runs back out to the parlor and grabs the side table his camera was resting on before chucking it through a nearby window. Krabs hastily throws himself out onto the broken grass and stumbles over to his truck where all their ghost hunting and camera equipment are stationed. Krabs checks the camera feed and sees that someone is currently carrying the camera throughout the house, filming every step of the way. The camera then stops at the now open front door, recording the truck that Krabs is in. The camera continues holding this shot for minutes on end. A part of Krabs wanted to peek out and take a look, but another part of him wanted to get the heck out of dodge right now. He summons the courage to walk towards the open hatch of the truck, but a loud bang startles him as the camera is flung against the open truck door to his left. Krabs recovers the camera, knowing how expensive it is, and takes a quick glance at the front door of the house. The porch light turned on, revealing a mass of exposed, palpitating flesh in the shape of a person waving at him from the doorstep. Krabs retreats back into the truck and peels off in a panic as the power of the entire street seemingly cuts off all at once.

The Regal Monday Mystery Movie was It’s A Wonderful Knife, which had like the biggest walkout of mystery moviegoers I’ve seen at one of these things so far. Like, it’s close to Halloween, what’d they expect? Killers of the Flower Moon? Anyway, I enjoyed it. A bit rough at times given that it’s a Shudder joint, but fun schlock nonetheless. The premise is definitely the most intriguing one I’ve seen of this slasher trend of combining slasher elements with some sorta non-horror movie (Happy Death Day with Groundhog Day, Freaky with Freaky Friday, Totally Killer with Back to the Future). Plus it has Justin Long in it, which is automatic big ups. then I saw FNAF twice (premiere night by myself and last night with friends). Watching it with others definitely helps. It’s a perfectly fine movie and the fnaf heads in the crowds I was in ate it up so I was happy for them. My base knowledge of FNAF extends from 1 through Sister Location and some of Security Breach, so most of the lore established in this movie wasn’t completely lost on me. I just wish it made more of an effort to be scary, like, it’s the one movie I would WANT to see more jumpscares in. And I feel the closest it gets to replicating elements of the actual gameplay is in just one scene during the daytime involving fodder side characters. Not to mention that there was a lack of Matthew Lillard, but I won’t hold that against the movie too much. It takes an interesting route with the animatronics, to say the least. An interest that kinda fell flat for me by the end. Overall, I liked the presentation and efforts at world building, just wish there was a bit more horror substance to it.

SpongeSaw SpiralPants Patrick Star awakens in a fright, spazzing out on the floor as if awaking from one of those falling dreams. After taking a few moments to collect his thoughts and regain his senses, he surveys his surroundings. He finds himself inside of a dingy, dimly-lit room . He gets up onto his feet and navigates the darkness by flailing his arms out in front of him. He can hear the rattling of chains following his every footstep. He reaches down, scouring the floor, and feels said chain. He follows the metal link up to the shackle that’s been tightly placed around his ankle. He has a much delayed moment of panic before a television set turns on, illuminating the dank room. The light emanating from the tv is enough to irritate his dilated eyes. As his sight adjusts itself, he recognizes a somewhat familiar figure on the screen. Mini Squidward: Hello Patrick. I want to play a game. For years, I have observed your actions. Or rather, your lack thereof. I see that you’ve come to pride yourself on your immense laziness. You consider it to be a “title” that is to be defended. I want to put your lack of skill to the test. Today, we will see whether or not your streak dies. I hope you’ve already become familiar with that shackle around your leg, but if not, well, there you go. When this video ends, your game will begin. And when that timer starts, the chains that bind you will start reeling you in towards the instrument of your self destruction. On the other end of that chain lies a device. A device that’s designed to “wring some life out of you”. Just how it exactly goes about fulfilling its purposes is entirely up to you. You will find the key to your salvation in the nearby jar. Just crack it open, and you’ll be so close to freedom that you could almost taste it. Will you finally break old habits to do something meaningful for once in your life? Or will your continued inaction serve only to keep your streak alive? Live or die, Patrick. Make your choice. The tv goes to static as the timer officially starts counting down three minutes. Patrick takes a couple minutes to process his current situation as the chain draws him closer and closer towards the activated wringer. Just then, Patrick finally comes up with an idea. Patrick: Let’s leave! Patrick gets off his butt and sprints towards the jar, but the retracting chain has already widened the gap between himself and it, so he can’t simply go over and pick it up anymore. Patrick grabs hold of the chain and pulls on it, his strength managing to pull enough of it back out from the wringer in order to grab the jar as originally intended. Patrick lets go of the chain as soon as he has the jar in hand, allowing the wringer to resume, though he inadvertently buys himself more precious seconds with his feat nonetheless. Patrick peers into the jar and sees that the jelly is submerged in a jelly-like substance within its confines. About one minute remains. Patrick attempts to open the jar, but his efforts to open it from the bottom is all for naught. He tries twisting the glass from the side, but that too leads to absolutely zero results. Frustrated, Patrick throws the jar away, feeling he’s done all that he could do. Just then, it hit him like an oncoming car at 12 years old. Patrick: OPEN SESAME! The jar was already in pieces on the floor thanks to the throw, but Patrick considered it as being that his trick worked. He’s just two feet away from the wringer as he desperately crawls and claws towards the displaced contents of the jar. He grasps a smackerel of the jelly and devours it on impulse. It was merely jellyfish jelly. And just then, Mini Squidward’s words repeated in his own. Mini Squidward: “You’ll be so close to freedom…that you…could almost…TASTE IT.” Even more of Mini Squidward’s words come back to haunt Patrick. Mini Squidward: “Just crack it open” (Flashback of Patrick throwing the jar to the ground) Patrick didn’t even have to bother opening the lid to obtain the key, he could’ve just smashed the jar to get to it a lot sooner. But Patrick fails to come to that realization on his own, unfortunately. However, he does remember that the key is still in play, but son of a bitch is just too out of reach now in the time it took to remember. If Patrick had fingernails, he’d be clawing off sections of the floor as he desperately clings on to dear life. Patrick turns over on his back just in time to see his shackled foot just about entering the wringer. He puts up his other foot onto the top roller to hold himself in place, but it’s futile as the rotating roller makes it difficult to firmly place his foot against it. This causes his free foot to enter the wringer first, followed immediately by his shackled one. The wringer slowly devours him up to his knees and then his waist. Patrick could feel hips crushing before his abdomen slid on through next. Patrick’s innards squeeze up through his mouth like play-doh before his chest and neck are next through the wrings. Patrick’s eyes pop as the pressure of the rollers now applies directly to his head. And lastly, his exposed entrails roll on through. A bloody, pink mess is all that’s left on the other side of the wringer. The door to the room is heard being unlocked. It slides open. A mysterious figure strolls in on a unicycle with Mini Squidward over their left hand. SpongeBob: I hope you learned a valuable lesson!

Haven’t actually sat down and watched an episode yet. All I’ve seen are random clips.

Saw 3 spoops in theater since spooky season started. Saw X: A lot better than it probably has any right being. Performances were top notch. Like, even going in with the plot already in mind, I just couldn’t help but still hope the treatment would work out for Jigsaw in the end. And on the flip side, I’m wondering just what these scammers will do to make me wanna see them get Saw’d because they were all pretty damn convincing during that first half, especially the head lady in charge. Extra eerie since scams like this do be happening to some people out there, I’d imagine. Idk having been there for the entirety of a loved one’s cancer battle makes the half hour or so of set up hit harder for me. Getting more of a look into Jigsaw and Amanda’s relationship was also a much welcomed development because the moments with them really helped anchor Saw III for me. And having Saw III still in mind, makes me wonder even more just what the hell happened to Amanda that turned her into who she would become in Saw III since her moral compass is like night and day between that movie and Saw X/Saw II. One of the top entries in the franchise and I’m really glad to see Tobin Bell and this franchise in general finally get their flowers. And further proves the point that killing Jigsaw off in Saw III was a huge ass mistake. It Lives Inside: A nice, little horror trinket for this month. The “Everybody Loves a Clown” episode of Supernatural got me into Hindu lore at one time, so it’s welcoming to see someone take a crack with it in the horror genre. The performances (especially the two teen leads) and the creature design were great. Probably my fave creature design since Smile from last year. I recommend it for anyone looking for a bit of an alternative taste for their horror palate. The Nun II: It’s definitely better than the first Nun, which isn’t really saying much. The setting once again lends some great horror atmosphere, yet there’s still a noticeable reliance on jump scares and that’s pretty lame. I can see why people are saying it’s just more of the same as in the first Nun, but Valak’s motivation in this definitely definitely piqued my interest for a bit. It’s the kind of thing that these side movies need and I feel a lot of the previous ones lacked. It actually gave some stakes (but knowing where Valak’s story ends up going, it’s not a whole lot) and reminded me of some Supernatural shit (in a good way), which I don’t mind seeing more of in any future installments. Feels like there’s more to come of Valak down the road, but I’m just like “retire em already”. The law of diminishing returns has hit the demon nun like a motherfucker the same way it hit Annabelle. They’ve both lost their mystique and menace. Just move on to some other thing else already. And they’re building up Irene a whole lot and I don’t know how they intend on paying it off with the way the current timeline of events are going. Ugh. The same guy who directed La Llorona and Conjuring 3 directed Nun 2 and you could tell his fingerprints were all over it. Bring in some new blood to direct these future installments too while you’re at it, eh WBD. All in all, my least favorite viewing out of these three.

Danny DeVito à la Mode

The type of catharsis and thorough study on depression I needed right after riffing that pokemonstrosity. Nothing will ever send me on a whirlwind of emotions quite like this miniseries of riffing theater. May you join fellow theater, SBCinema, in resting easily in Davy Jones’ Locker.

A better dancer than Squidward

News of Volition’s closure today hit me in the childhood (or teenhood). Gonna take this post to highlight the influence their Saints Row series had on some of my writing throughout the years. RIP Volition

Birfday happy, 4EverGreen! Hope it’s a good’un

Hard to beat Bubble Buddy. Whatever Happened to SpongeBob or Who R Zoo would probably be my next choice.

Man, the cause of death hits hard for me https://www.wrestlezone.com/news/1397993-bray-wyatt-cause-of-death-revealed/amp Really curious how tonight’s Smackdown shapes up with there being reports that day to day business at the E has come to a halt in the wake to his passing. I kinda hope they dedicate the entire two hours to celebrating his life and career. EDIT: Smackdown turned out to be a fitting tribute to both Terry Funk and Bray Wyatt. Glad Rowan could be brought in as well. LA Knight ending the night off with a dub was a great feel good ending.

Bumpin’ this relic after 2 years to report that finally, after years upon years of watching Hangin’ with Dashie vlogs, I finally got to eat some Chick Fil-A for meself at the newest location they opened up on the island about a month or so ago. It was p good, I guess. I think I might prefer Raising Cane’s more

Figured this would be the best place to post up this piece of news https://finance.yahoo.com/news/subway-agrees-to-be-sold-to-jimmy-johns-owner-roark-capital-121920474.html they may not’ve necessarily had the best sandwiches for my taste buds (that goes to Jersey Mike’s), but Quizno’s marketing has stuck with me forever. Still miss you Quizno’s that was just a brisk walk away from my house.

https://www.wrestlinginc.com/1375774/bray-wyatt-dead-wwe-star-third-generation-wrestler-unexpectedly-dies-age-36/ like dude what the actual fuck? To lose such a promising wrestler this young and this out of the blue so soon after just losing an absolute legend in Terry Funk. My heart goes out to all who knew Windham and Terry personally, as well as to all the wrestling braddah and sistahs who loved both those guys as much as I did. Man, this feels like Brodie Lee all over again. Those promos Bray cut when he first came back hit a lot different now, almost like he was trying to say his peace to the fans before things could get worse. You were without a doubt one of my absolute favorite things about this past decade in wrestling. Rest easy, Windham Rotunda.

Welp, this is the nostalgia run’s end, beautiful friends (and perhaps it’s for the best since this session’s simulations kinda did a number on some of my big Brawl-o-ween plans small kine). It was a lot of fun getting the chance to run this idea back in a more fleshed out way that I originally thought was gonna be a bitch and a half to ever pull off, but modern day WWE game wrestler creation suites are a hell of a thing. Way more advanced and intuitive than the games that I grew up playing. And it even opened the door to finally close the door on Community Deathmatch in a more fun and fitting way. The recording sessions I had when producing Brawlin’ Summer was some of the most fun I’ve had working on anything to post on here period. I’m calling this a “season finale” for now because I would really like to come back to SpongeBrawl eventually, but for now I just need to unwind, figure shit out and not focus too much time and energy on some stupid, niche hobby of mine. Shout out to anyone on here and on YouTube who watched any of these shits, even if just once. A dumb concept like this getting ANY views or subscribers in general is sweet victory enough for me. Hopefully we get to do this again later on down the line. But until then, I’ll still be trying to do the writing thing, for better or worse.

Gonna offload the rest of the content I have for this in the can, and from there, I will at the very least put SpongeBrawl on hiatus for the foreseeable future. So no Halloween series, no year-end awards and dream match showcase. I just gotta focus on other stuff and it’s not like this is anything more than a really niche hobby of mine anyway. I’ll be posting the rest of the Boating School Scraps show for now. I started recording matches for a pair of shows I originally had planned for September, but I’ll just take what I already got done between those two and post however many there are under a single playlist next week or something. And those’ll be the last pieces of SpongeBrawl content I’ll be posting.

It’s the first day back to school here in Hawaii, you know what that means?! A GOOD OL’ FASHIONED SCHOOLYARD SCRAP! I kinda wanna see how well this fares as a standalone upload in the YouTube algorithm (but knowing my luck, prob not too good). So the rest of the show will go up on Friday.

I really dodged a bullet picking Yoda’s Cookies over this. Glad I at least avoided having to riff the one-two punch of both this and the pocket monstrosity I’m riffing next. I honestly don’t know which story is worse and that scares me.

the fourth flavor baybay, IT TASTES JUST LIKE