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  1. The Crow

    Gotta go run some errands. Keep violating the game section without me! But then again, I might still be here...

    1. The Crow

      The Crow

      :smirk:
    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      ARE YOU FINISHED WITH THOSE ERRANDS?

    3. The Crow

      The Crow

      Yes ClapBob, I am finished...with those errands...

  2. The Crow

    New S(lums)BU tomorrow fo sho

    1. Clappy

      Clappy

      You'll get around to it eventually.

    2. Webizoid

      Webizoid

      *time card* TOMORROW FOR SURE

    3. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      you said that 2 days ago. *time cards eventually and ugh*

  3. The Crow

    Considering I may very well reach my 20K milestone within the next week at the rate I'm going, what should I do to celebrate?

    1. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      Throw another posting party, I'm sure i'll be there. :P

    2. Cha

      Cha

      Rub it in Clapward's face. :smirk:

    3. The Crow

      The Crow

      Why? He'd still be ahead of me in posts :P

  4. The Crow

    Jelly sighting!: 7:09 AM

    1. Jellatine

      Jellatine

      BWAH! Take a picture! QUICKLY!

    2. The Crow

      The Crow

      STARBOARD! STARBOARD

    3. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      DARN IT!I'M ABOUT AN HOUR LATE! STUPID SCHOOL!

  5. The Crow

    Oh boy! 4:20 AM!

    1. Clappy

      Clappy

      Good night OMJ

    2. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      *eats krabby fries*

    3. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      Hope you slept well.

  6. The Crow

    Tonight, on Community Deathmatch! It's a blast from the past as "That's 70s Guy" Travis takes on WhaleBlubber

    1. Aya♥

      Aya♥

      ahh shit

    2. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      I wanted that jjs OMJ match.

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      I bet one person wins.

  7. The Crow

    Tonight on Community Deathmatch! Sauce Mama makes her Deathmatch debut in a surprise exhibition! Will this sauce be boss or has this sauce passed her expiration date?

    1. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      I think I know what the surprise is

    2. Cha

      Cha

      Woooo!

    3. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      EEEEHEEEEEP.

  8. The Crow

    Thought I was gonna watch the new Blair Witch by myself today and then suddenly Jorge Garcia walks in and takes a seat two rows in front of me. It was a pretty big deal to me.

    1. Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Who?

    2. Katniss

      Katniss

      As in Hurley from Lost? Dude that's awesome 

    3. Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Rebel the Wolfgirl

      oh

  9. The Crow

    A former staff member is back in business and a current staff member rises to the occasion on tonight's episode of Community Deathmatch!

    1. The Crow

      The Crow

      Also, there better not be a single mention of me on there or I will threaten you  so hard

    2. Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Shaddap, ACS. :funny: 

    3. The Simpsons

      The Simpsons

      Gee, I wonder who that current staff member is. :funny:

       

      Also, you're arrested if I don't win the fight, I hope you know that :stinkeye:

  10. The Crow

    Holy crap lois, remember that time when I joined SBC 10 years ago today (still technically the 15th where I live)

    fuckin wild, mang

    1. Cha

      Cha

      hi

    2. Shark Tale

      Shark Tale

      happy 10 years mang! It really is wild how ancient 2011 feels now.

    3. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      10 years?! damn, old man. that really is wild haha

  11. The Crow

    If those flatfoots playing ball next to my only mode of transportation of all things to play by so much as lay a finger on it, I'll shove that ball down the nearest adult's mouth. And I have a lot to choose from out there.

    1. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Yeah wooo! You go OMJ!!

    2. shin

      shin

      sassy man jenkins

  12. The Crow

    I feel like I'm playing LA Noire right now.

    1. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      How so?

    2. The Crow

      The Crow

      Partaking in some Detective BrOMJ action earlier.

  13. The Crow

    Nothing like watching some good ole Castle Scraps...I am so ashamed to have gone to that school.

    1. Clappy

      Clappy

      And here I thought that box cutter fights at my old high school were too extreme.

    2. The Crow

      The Crow

      These kids need to drop the MMA acts and straight up brawl like the good ole days. I would at least catch a kick and try to send the guy crashing down or break his leg.

  14. The Crow

    I swear, if one more college calls my phone and asks about a different person...

    1. Elastic Dawg

      Elastic Dawg

      ...you're gonna pose as them and end up going to college.

    2. The Crow

      The Crow

      Rajah dat, bu!

  15. The Crow

    As much as I'd like to see my hometown team pull off an upset and beat the top dog, USC is probably gonna beat UH silly again.

    1. Ron

      Ron

      I was supposed to go to that game. >_> My brother decided to bitch at the last minute and say he hadn't gone to a game yet, so now he's there (and he doesn't even give a damn about football) and I'm here. -_-

    2. The Crow

      The Crow

      Well, I was proven right. At least I won my bet. Here's to improving on your game, UH.

  16. The Crow

    Broken Condom Style!

    1. Sabre

      Sabre

      To me it always sounded like "Open Condom Store"

    2. Webizoid

      Webizoid

      HEYY IT'S YO BABY

  17. The Crow

    Clappy, Jelly and OMJ...together again. It brings a tear to my eye. :')

    1. Clappy

      Clappy

      EDIT: together again after midnight EST. :P

    2. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      Nice, speaking of friends we haven't talked in a while.

  18. The Crow

    My face has gone viral. Fap, fap, fap all you want.

    1. Clappy

      Clappy

      But I already knew what your face looked like from the previous two-three times you've shown it. :P

    2. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      You have a face? :o

  19. The Crow

    Facebook is looking at my store. I like this. Holla Holla Make Dolla!

    1. Macseed

      Macseed

      Your store? What?

    2. Macseed

      Macseed

      Oh wait the Glove U one.

  20. The Crow

    Wumbo's Back! ALRIGHT!

    1. Elastic Dawg

      Elastic Dawg

      STILL WAITING FOR YOU </3

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      Am I original?

      Yeeeaaah

  21. The Crow

    Goddamn, what's up with these gun-toting 20-something year olds? Srsly.

    1. Cha

      Cha

      They need a lesson from OMJ about the use of guns.

    2. Elastic Dawg

      Elastic Dawg

      OMJ is the right choice for America at this point.

  22. The Crow

    Nothing like a haircut to cap off the year.

    1. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Gotta snazzy new 'do, Mister OMJ?

    2. The Crow

      The Crow

      More like I got butchered.

  23. The Crow

    Only now I found the new link >_> Happy Independence Day!

    1. Clappy

      Clappy

      It was posted in the SpongeBob Universe thread days ago man. :P

    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      It's 4th of July already??? That must've been some party last night...

  24. The Crow

    HUTTAH

    1. Clappy

      Clappy

      PATHULU

    2. Cha

      Cha

      WATERLOOOOO

  25. The Crow

    Time for some belated breakfast. Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in my bowl of Oops All Berries

    1. Aya♥

      Aya♥

      Boo Berry is the best cereal

    2. The Crow

      The Crow

      Frankenstein Berry yeeeeah yeeeeeaaah!

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