Wumbo

That awful moment when you think you've got orange tangerine juice but it turns out to be orange grapefruit...

This status update is to hide my previous, outdated one. Enjoy.

Karate Chopper? THE SHELL HAS SPOKEN

happy egg and rabbit day!

Octerror Fest 2013: Season of fall, or spring, depending on your location.

Check out the results for the Scary Story contest!

New year, new SBC!

'Murica's going berzerk.

Okay seriously now what the hell does "Total eclipse of the heart" even mean.

Come to Jeopardy tonight at 7! http://xat.com/sbjeopardy

5 days left! http://www.thesbcommunity.com/forums/index.php?/topic/9975-wumbo-ranks-billboard-year-end-hot-100-charts-special-announcement/page-7

Saw Aerosmith live last night. Cannot believe Steven Tyler can still hit those notes.

In the homestretch for 2014. Got a pretty good idea of what my Top and Bottom 10 are looking like. My #1 picks for both might surprise you.

I walked up to a big butt, and asked her ass, "Butt what"

There is not a single bad or mediocre moment in "Uptown Funk".

chandeleeheer, from a chandeleeheeeer

x gon give it to ya

man did you see her INTERIOR

LOVE LOVE LOVE INSIDE OUT GO SEE IT IF YOU HAVEN'T YET

Boz Scaggs is a name that should have been reserved for a more interesting performer.

Would Dear Future Husband be better or worse if Meghan Trainor said "NAW I'M JUST PLAYIN" at the end of it, All About That Bass style?

You know, my problems with The Weeknd have always been the aesthetics of his music, because he was always a good (if sometimes slimy) lyricist.

"tryna find my hump, hump"

make the phone call

remember Winger, I digress, I confess you are the best thing in my life