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  1. Wumbo

    Democracy is three wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for lunch.

    1. Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Wouldn't the wolves just eat the sheep?

  2. Wumbo

    2016 is dead and you all killed it

  3. Wumbo

    RIP funny jokes 2016-2016

    1. Clappy

      Clappy

      Make comedy funny again.

    2. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      Rip desperate for a status fad

      today-today

  4. Wumbo

    I don't want to spoil anything but Dog Police is probably gonna be my #1 song of 2016

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      excellent choice 

  5. Wumbo

    man every cover of Hallelujah just sounds the same save for like Jeff Buckley's

    1. Sweat

      Sweat

      I just treat Buckley's version like it's the only one.

  6. Wumbo

     

  7. Wumbo

    bang bang
    gorilla

    1. Cha

      Cha

      ME AND YOU MAKIN' LOVE LIKE GORILLAS 

  8. Wumbo

    got a Spotify account now and I have no idea what to do with it

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    2. Katniss

      Katniss

      But for real tho just use Spotify to make playlists, it's fun 

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      Apple Music is actually free the first three months.

    4. Katniss

      Katniss

      oh yeah, forgot you get a free trial first. my bad :P 

      i mean you can try it out for three months and then just cancel it if you don't feel like paying afterwards

  9. Wumbo

    what she order

    FISH FILLET

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      she said "Ye can we get married at the MALL"

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      come and meet me in the bathroom STAAAAAALL

    3. Young Nug

      Young Nug

      prince williams ain't do it right if you ask me

      if i was him I woulda MARRIED KATE AND ASHLEY

  10. Wumbo

    I can't be the only one who was waiting for Darius Rucker when watching this: 

     

  11. Wumbo

    Two hit songs of 1963 so far have been covered by Donny and Marie Osmond and have been hits in OTHER years I've covered.
    ...Has this year caught me in some sort of awful time loop?

  12. Wumbo

    So the point of "For Free" is that Drake wants to be a prostitute, right? Am I getting that right?

  13. Wumbo

    1963 is hurting me physically

    1. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      That's the pre-British Invasion era for ya.

  14. Wumbo

    Writing for 1976's Top 10 right now and I'm basically jamming out to every one as I write it. You can tell we're in for some great music.

  15. Wumbo

    AC/DC's "Thunderstruck" is one of the worst vocal performances I've ever heard. Like Brian Johnson was never a great singer, but holy god that song especially.

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    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      Nah sorry folks, beyond Back in Black AC/DC just lose momentum for me. Bon Scott years were the best years.

    3. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      Now you know how I feel about the Brian Wilson era of The Beach Boys :P

       

      also i haven't heard thunderstruck in a long time so i'm not sure how i feel about the song today

    4. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      ^ That was supposed to be in reply to Wumbo's last comment, the Brian Wilson part.

  16. Wumbo

    sorry y'all year end thing is late again I know

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    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      You aren't late.  You're being thorough. 

    3. Sweat

      Sweat

      10 Worst Songs of 1976 So Far

    4. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      why so far? because i like to go one step beyond

  17. Wumbo

    The Chainsmokers are surprisingly good at creating dreamlike romantic beats, I love both "Roses" and "Closer".

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    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      selfie isn't even a song

    3. kylie

      kylie

      "Selfie" (stylized as "#SELFIE") is a song produced by American DJ duo The Chainsmokers. It was released on January 29, 2014 by Dim Mak Records.

    4. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      wikipedia dun goofed

  18. Wumbo

    why is young thug on an usher song
    how many mid-life crises does usher need to have

  19. Wumbo

    how come you don't strip no more

    1. fortnitefan12

      fortnitefan12

      Cause I got fired.

  20. Wumbo

    Drake is an uneven artist but obviously he does something right because every time someone tries to be him it's terrible. Prime example: 

     

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    2. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      nice lowercase lettering 

    3. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      @President Squidward I'M DIFFERENT AND EDGY, LOVE ME AND MY MUSIC

    4. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      ^Ironically in all caps

  21. Wumbo

    What in god's name happened to Alice Cooper in 1977

    1. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      Welcome to your nightmare, indeed.

  22. Wumbo

    Okay "Into You" is a great Ariana Grande song and reminds me why I loved her in the first place.

    1. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      Perhaps the Mariah Carey comparisons were a bit premature, because she definitely has opposite strengths to her; namely, restraint and control.

  23. Wumbo

    real talk: the pop scene this year has sucked but I really like what i'm hearing on indie stations this year

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    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      can we just make this the new pop, clearly people are actually putting effort into their music in this scene

    3. Ron

      Ron

      yes plz. if you like chvrches, you might also like a band called years & years. 

    4. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      Years & Years are fantastic

  24. Wumbo

    POKEMON GO IS IN CANADA WHAT WHAT

  25. Wumbo

    Fetty Wap should never have a guest spot on a song ever again.

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    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      okay I should clarify I don't mind Fetty Wap but a guest spot on a song is not a good use of Fetty Wap precisely because he's so weird and wonderful

    3. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      Like Fifth Harmony doesn't deserve Fetty Wap/know how to use him

    4. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      I guess the mission statement here is Fifth Harmony are, as they always are, an awful, awful group.

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