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who'll be first, ssj or AN or both, either way a forums main admin is going down, oh and this will include SBM members too. vote now for who you want to see as the first victim

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ok forget the vote.

episode 1: The ginger and the rival forums admin

John: HEY LOOK MARCIE A GINGER LETS ARREST HIM TO BE COOL

Marcie: On it *tackles ssj* you're under arrest for being a ginger from other members of this "SBC and SBM websites" that these new fish keep talking about

ssj: YOU FORGOT THAT I'M A SUPER GINGER *gets knocked out by John*

AN: Hey you can't do that to him *gets knocked out too*

John: Hmm they're humans not fish eh?

Marcie: Yeah, let's bring em in to be cool and heroes so this invasion doesn't happen.

*they take them in while E.V.I.L and cha witness it*

E.V.I.L: oh magic llama

cha: and squidly and SpongeBuck

both: let them live *they go to tell the others of what they saw*

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ok forget the vote.

episode 1: The ginger and the rival forums admin

John: HEY LOOK MARCIE A GINGER LETS ARREST HIM TO BE COOL

Marcie: On it *tackles ssj* you're under arrest for being a ginger from other members of this "SBC and SBM websites" that these new fish keep talking about

ssj: YOU FORGOT THAT I'M A SUPER GINGER *gets knocked out by John*

AN: Hey you can't do that to him *gets knocked out too*

John: Hmm they're humans not fish eh?

Marcie: Yeah, let's bring em in to be cool and heroes so this invasion doesn't happen.

*they take them in while E.V.I.L and cha witness it*

E.V.I.L: oh magic llama

cha: and squidly and SpongeBuck

both: let them live *they go to tell the others of what they saw*

 

Community Deathmatch  :smirk:

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Next case: Airbug

Someone litters air!!!

not going to do that since nobody would be dumb enough to think someone is doing that, unless it's a phrase for breathing there. Come up with more suggestions, I'm all ears

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Rapist First

The police put an end to Bob the Rapist who they THINK is raping people. After doing that, they begin to arrest people who they THINK might be doing crimes, eventually arresting a newborn baby who drop kicks them in the face.

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Episode 2: The Milkman And Maid

MMM: *arrives in police building* Milk for sale!

Officers: Who are you?

MMM:Oh I'm the human milkman they hired. I'm also a parttime maid

Officers: YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!

MMM: For what?

John: For having 2 jobs at once.

MMM: *gets thrown in cell* : WHEN I GET OUTTA HERE YOU'LL PAY *sees ssj and AN with him* Hey guys

ssj: Wanna play monopoly for now?

AN and MMM: sure why not?

*then they play ending this really short episode*

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Episode 3: We The People, And JCM

Aya: What to do on this boring day? Oh I know, do nothing

BBPD: FREEZE YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR LOITERING

Aya: But I did nothing to the people.

*then aya gets beaten with a stick and put in a new cell*

JCM: Hey police what are you doing this fine day?

Officer Mallie: Arresting you for talking in a yelling zone!

JCM: Yelling zone? *sees sign* wow this town has the strangest laws

BBPD: We try to be cool and arrest people by making random laws.

JCM: Wow I never thought I'd hear anything that stupid.

Officer John: Don't blame you there

*we see JCM with AN,MMM, and ssj in a cell*

JCM: Anyone want to play charades?

*they play and a team of JCM, and AN win because they always win everything*

*meanwhile in a city of SBC after E.V.I.L and Cha say what they saw*

Trophy: This is interesting, I'll go check it out undercover.

Clappy: No you look young. I'll pretend that you're my son and we both go for a job.

Trophy: OK let's go!

*meanwhile in Aya's cell*Aya: ANYONE THERE!??! I'll just have to sit and wait for now.

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