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ok president you got your wish

Episode 4: The case of the president:

President Squidward: What to do on this boring day? Oh I know I'll show my SpongeBob merchandise to people who want to see it

Random officer: Freeze!

PS: What did I do?

Officer 2: You violated the law of breaking the 4th wall in here.

PS: Isn't this a spino*remembers the law* nevermind but we're not in that showh

Officer 1: You just broke it

PS: Now you both did!

Both officers: Well you're under arrest

PS: You can't arrest me I'm a president of the Squid Defense is not an awful episode and SpongeBob merchandise club!

Officer 2: HE DID IT AGAIN!

Officer 1: Let's see them

*in a second a hundred kids show up ready to save their president with some weapons*

Both officers: OK WE'LL LET YOU GO!

*then PS goes off to show his merchandise with the people who care*

Trivia: This is the first episode not showing jail and also the first one without an arrest

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Episode 5: A Case Of A Total Drama Fan and A Man Who Still Loves Phineas And Ferb

Hayden: TOTAL DRAMA IS WAY BETTER THAN YOUR STUPID PHINEAS AND FERB AT LEAST ITS NOT SO REPETITIVE

SOF: AT LEAST IT HAS ITS DIFFERENCES AND NOT EXACTLY THE SAME

Hayden: YOU WANNA TUSSLE! 

SOF: BRING IT ON!

*the total drama logo appears with a picture of hayden vs a phineas and ferb picture with SOF in it*

Hayden: NOW TIME TO GET OUT THE AXE OF DRAMA! *gets out an axe of drama*

SOF: NOW TIME FOR- wait where did you get that anyway?

Hayden: Insider sources  ;)

SOF: NOW ALSO FOR FAIRLY ODD PARENTS WEAPONS COMBINED WITH P&F

Hayden: Only one show "kan"

SOF: ITS SOF AND OK

Officer John: Whoa whoa you two are under arrest for fighting with cartoon weapons

SOF and Hayden: Fine. *sees JJS walking by* HEY A JAYWALKER

John: OH NO YOU DONT! *gets jjs thrown in with everyone but aya because she was put alone for believing in Chad Warden months ago as an obsession*

Now for backup *sees SOF and Hayden beating each other up until they collapse from exhaustion and get thrown in the cell with the others*

JJS: Well this sucks

SSJ: Everyone they encounter gets arrested *sees Prez walking by happily singing* THAT TEARS IT *powers up to super saiyan then gets knocked out by MMM's milk bottle*

MMM: Had to call him down. Now lets have a plan to get outta here! 

AN: I GOT IT! *whispers in others ears of an escape plan*

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Yep a double 1 now starring SBM Members only because I need more to add to make this SO longer

Episode 6: Trophy breaks Apart From Plans and Meets A Fellow Sports Fan

Trophy: ok this plan won't work clappy now that I see it

Clappy: Trust me it will work

Trophy: Remember the other times you said that? *shows a montage of Trophy being slightly injured by Clappy's previous plans*

Clappy: Well um this time it will work

Trophy: No it won't I am done here! *goes off*

Clappy: TROPHY WAIT!

hilaryfan80: We always get high tempered people

Clappy: Tell me about it.

Trophy: They can't tell me what to do. I'm independent!

Redsoxfan274: So you're Trophy I see.

Trophy: Yeah, why does it matter to you?

RSF: I'm also a sports fan but mainly for Boston teams

Trophy: FINALLY AT LEAST SOMEONE I CAN SHARE MY SPORTS INTERESTS WITH! Wanna hang out? I've got issues over at this town called SBC.

RSF: I live in SBM. Wanna go there until things cool down for you?

Trophy: Sure!

*at SBM*

Abney: Welcome to SBM. Hey RSF I see you found someone new.

RSF: Yeah here's Trophy

Trophy: Wow nice town here. At least you haven't been affected.

SBManiac!!!: Affected? By what?

*trophy tells all of SBM the story, every detail of members missing*

Pazza: Oh very interesting. Say where has Roadie gone anyway?

Trophy: Oh shoot

Roadie: *shown in the cell* Jibbix, ssj, MMM, other members I haven't met yet, why are you here?

*AN tells the story*

Roadie: Oh no, WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!

Hayden: At least the maximum sentences they do is 30 days.

SOF: YOU JUST TELL US NOW!??!

Hayden: Well they just told me 5 MINUTES AGO!

SOF: Oh soz

*meanwhile at SBC*

JCM: Ok we found trophy at SBM. We need him for this to work as he is one of the youngest members.

SBLover: WHAT ABOUT ME IM 2 YEARS YOUNGER THAN HIM!

JCM: Oh sorry didn't notice you. Well the younger the better

*at SBM*

Trophy: I should go back now to check on things

RSF: ok but if you need a sports fan to debate with you know where to find me

Trophy: *walking back* I overreacted earlier *gets put in sack and is taken away*

AN: Well we don't need the plan since there is 1 week left

Aya: Well at least you aren't alone in here!

Cha: Not anymore

Aya: Finally I was dying of boredom being alone here

Trophy: HEY WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE YOU ARE SO DEAD!

Kevin: Quiet there I'm saving you

Trophy: From what kevin?

Kevin: Well the members at SBC are kind of mad for you leaving so that for 1

Trophy: I guess I need a break from society so sure. You go back so you don't get in trouble I can survive by myself

Kevin: Whatever you say *lets trophy out of the sack and goes back to SBC*

Trophy: Now time to find some food.

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Episode 8 Battle of Channel Lovers

CD: Disney can at least get viewers nowadays

CNF: Well Nick has good shows it's just that young kids dont know what real talent is

CD: True I just love the cartoons on disney the live action sucks

Random kid: Oh really

Both: Um yeah it does

Random Kid: GUYS SHOW HIM HOW IT'S DONE!

*an army of little kids comes out*

CD: and why are we gonna listen to you?

*a kid gets out a bazooka and shoots CNF and CD*

cnf: wow they have firepower

Officer John: Well we finally have them *a squad arrests the kids and puts them into juvie*

CD: I am not going to believe logic ever again

John: AND YOURE ARRESTED FOR NOT BELIEVING IN LOGIC

*CD gets thrown in cell*

CNF: ok Im just going somewhere else *backs away*

Nancy: YOURE ARRESTED FOR WALKING BACKWARDS!

CNF: Aw cmon doc ya've gotta be kidding me

*cut to everyone in cells* 

JJS: Well this sucks.

*cut scene to Trophy back in SBC city clearing up everything*

Wumbo: Well that was random. Now to start a new plan that EVERYONE agrees on and that has a low chance of failing unlike the last one.

yeah sorry for the wait I know it wasnt worth it I really need to plan things ahead better

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ok president you got your wish

Episode 4: The case of the president:

President Squidward: What to do on this boring day? Oh I know I'll show my SpongeBob merchandise to people who want to see it

Random officer: Freeze!

PS: What did I do?

Officer 2: You violated the law of breaking the 4th wall in here.

PS: Isn't this a spino*remembers the law* nevermind but we're not in that showh

Officer 1: You just broke it

PS: Now you both did!

Both officers: Well you're under arrest

PS: You can't arrest me I'm a president of the Squid Defense is not an awful episode and SpongeBob merchandise club!

Officer 2: HE DID IT AGAIN!

Officer 1: Let's see them

*in a second a hundred kids show up ready to save their president with some weapons*

Both officers: OK WE'LL LET YOU GO!

*then PS goes off to show his merchandise with the people who care*

Trivia: This is the first episode not showing jail and also the first one without an arrest

Wooooo Thanks Trophy :D

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