JCM Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 (edited) Surprise! Here's a JCMovies one-off created specifically for SOF 6. JCM Forms the DSC While Halibut Plays the Sax (Stancakes walks into SpongeSebastian's office.) Stancakes: Hello. Are you the guidance counselor? SpongeSebastian: unfortunately. why? Stancakes: I'm new here, and I just wanted to know if there were any ways to meet students who share the same interests I do. SpongeSebastian: have you thought about joining a club? Stancakes: What clubs do you have? (SpongeSebastian gives Stancakes a sheet of paper.) SpongeSebastian: here's a list. now get the fuck out of my office. Stancakes: Wha (Stancakes is thrown out of SpongeSebastian's office.) Stancakes: (mutters) Prick. (Stancakes looks through the list of clubs and lingers on one with a very interesting name. Later that day, he walks into a room and finds JCM the only person there.) JCM: Welcome to the first meeting of the Dog Sex Club! Stancakes: May I ask what this club is about? JCM: It's about celebrating the greatest relationship in the history of the universe: the one between Elastic Dog and Dr. Sex! (JCM pulls out a box from under a table.) JCM: We have Dog Sex t-shirts, Dog Sex fanart, really anything Dog Sex we probably have. Stancakes: You mean you probably have? You're the only person here. JCM: (looks around) Well, whaddya know. (clears throat) It doesn't matter. We have two very important guests coming soon. Stancakes: Vincent Waller? C.H. Greenblatt? JCM: I don't know who either of those people are! Stancakes: And you work at a SpongeBob school? JCM: Oh my gosh, they're here! (Elastic Dog and Dr. Sex walk into the room. JCM takes a picture of two stick figures in a compromising position out of his box and shows it to them.) Elastic Dog: Fuck. Dr. Sex: No. (Elastic Dog and Dr, Sex leave. Stancakes looks at JCM's picture.) Stancakes: Did a five-year-old girl draw that? JCM: No, I drew it, silly! It's my best work! Stancakes: Uh-huh. JCM: Man, if feels great to know other people are interested in Dog Sex! Stancakes: I'm not interested in...Dog Sex. I just came out of curiosity, and I'll be going. JCM: Will you at least come to the Drag Drag meeting tomorrow? Stancakes: The Drag Drag meeting? JCM: Drag Drag celebrates the second-greatest relationship in the history of the universe: Dragiiin123 and acidicdragon! Stancakes: Sure. (Just as Stancakes is about to leave, jjs walks into the room.) jjs: JCM, what's this I hear about you modifying the club list with your bullshit? JCM: It isn't bull dooky! I'm spreading the gospel of Dog Sex and Drag Drag. jjs: I'm not even going to ask you what that means. Just get back to work. JCM: Yes, sir! (leaves) jjs: (notices Stancakes) Oh, hey. Are you new here? Stancakes: Yeah. jjs: Welcome to the SpongeBob Community School. I can assure you it doesn't get any weirder than this. (Suddenly, Halibut appears and starts playing "Hello! Ma Baby" on his saxophone.) jjs: I stand corrected. Halibut: This is is the music club, right? jjs: No. Halibut: Well shit. (The End) Edited June 17, 2016 by jjsthekid 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpongeOddFan Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 heh, really liking one time special of JCMovies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoBibbles Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Sees Dog Sex Club on here, it lacks @Big Meaty Claws Anyway this was great overall 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweat Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 You ruined my role Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jane Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 That was a pretty accurate depiction of me but I can't help but feel it was making fun of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minty Car Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 7 hours ago, Teamwork said: That was a pretty accurate depiction of me but I can't help but feel it was making fun of me. Everyone got poked fun at in JCMovies if I remember correctly, so no need to be anymore upset at it then anyone else did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoBibbles Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 11 hours ago, Teamwork said: That was a pretty accurate depiction of me but I can't help but feel it was making fun of me. everyone is being made fun of when it comes to parodies. I got made fun of as well, so no worries man, these are just for giggles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCM Posted June 2, 2016 Author Share Posted June 2, 2016 1 hour ago, Turkbob said: everyone is being made fun of when it comes to parodies. I got made fun of as well, so no worries man, these are just for giggles. Yeah, you're definitely the sane one in this ep compared to me. I'm sorry if you thought you were being made fun of, though. That was definitely not the intention. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoBibbles Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 2 minutes ago, JCM said: Yeah, you're definitely the sane one in this ep compared to me. I'm sorry if you thought you were being made fun of, though. That was definitely not the intention. Umm you are quoting the wrong guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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