Old Man Jenkins Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 Wait until next week to find out my friend. My Tuesdays have more meaning now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aya♥ Posted April 22, 2013 Author Share Posted April 22, 2013 Chapter 4: Rejection Poor old ACS, after months of negotiation of contract, TNA dropped ACS and he was forced to quit rasslin 4ever. Darkstar sat in his beach home and pondered about his life. "What am I to do about myself now?" he questioned, as he was eating a jar of Peanut Butter. But then, his phone rang. It was a Nigerian Prince, trying to ripe him off for thousands of dollars. ACS was pulled in, and could not resist into giving the rest of his money away. Now, Darkstar has no home, no money, and was forced to eat his dog and parents for food sources. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Jenkins Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 That's pretty bad if TNA didn't want him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Jenkins Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 There needs to be a Hamtaro episode with all his personalities representing the Ham-Hams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clappy Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Everyone should read more of this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aya♥ Posted April 23, 2013 Author Share Posted April 23, 2013 Story Update: Might be post two chapters a week. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aya♥ Posted April 23, 2013 Author Share Posted April 23, 2013 Chapter 6: A New Hope Part 2 It's been a month since TNA rejected ACS. Everyday since, he's been sitting in a cardboard box contemplating suicide. But the sad thing is, he didn't know how to do it without the proper supplies, plus when ever he tried to do away with himself, it failed. For instance: he tried jumping off a bridge, but it was at the playground. "Don't look honey, it's a dirty person." a man and his woman walked by his part of the alley way. "If only I could get in a pub." ACS was starting to become really delirious, seeing things nobody else sees, like Chris Jericho ever getting another title shot. He's also been talking to himself, ever since he left home and his 3 other friends back at the beach. He would constantly play dress up, and acted like all his little buddies. It's truly a (not) sad story. But then, everything changed... 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Jenkins Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 He found boating simulators. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 He found a dragon that he could use to kill himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aya♥ Posted May 1, 2013 Author Share Posted May 1, 2013 Chapter 7: No one sucks ass like ACS ACS found out he had terminal cancer and is dying in the hospital room. "Ok sir, your bill is right here." the doctor handed him a medical bill for his cancer inspection. "2,000 dollars?! I can't afford that." Darkstar was getting upset. "Well, it either you pay in a month, or we send the Doctor's Mafia to come after your ass." the doctor exited the office, and left ACS standing there, wondering what to do now. "Well golly gee wiz." he crumpled up the paper and threw it in the trash. "Doctor Mafia? Haha!" One month later ACS was starting to catch a cold, as it continually rained inside his cardboard box. He knew is cancer was getting worse by the days, and he had no way of treating it, other than going back to the hospital. ACS was fast asleep, until he heard a knock on the brick wall next to his box. "Are you Darkstar?" a large man with slick black hair said, holding at nailed baseball bat. "Yes sir..." ACS said tiredly. "Your medical bill is due, where's the 2,000 dollars?" "I thought you guys were just a joke the doctor told me!" ACS tried to get up, but was clubbed in the leg by the bat, splitting his weak fibula into 2 halves. "NO ONE SWINGS A BAT LIKE GASTON!" the man yelled, repeatedly smashing the bat into his leg. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Jenkins Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 He has bones in that body of his? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Jenkins Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 But then, everything changed... I just realized I could've made a Fire Nation joke outta that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aya♥ Posted May 6, 2013 Author Share Posted May 6, 2013 I just realized I could've made a Fire Nation joke outta that Avatar is too cool for ACS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aya♥ Posted May 7, 2013 Author Share Posted May 7, 2013 Chapter 8: Anonymoose One day ACS decided to get on his computer and made a 5th youtube account. "Golly, it sure would be fun to make one of those Anonymoose videos like 4chan!" ACS then proceeded to steal someone else's work, and put a Microsoft Sam voice over in it in WMM. "Oh boy! This will scare those Spongebob Universe guys right out of their pants!!!" Darkstar then went to XAT "disguised" as a guy named some shit I can't remember. He then posted his video in the chat several times and got mad at someone who kept saying cum. Then the great glorious leader, Aya, said "Shut the fuck up and go home ACS." ACS was banned for 6 hours. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Jenkins Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 Believe In The Cum 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aya♥ Posted May 7, 2013 Author Share Posted May 7, 2013 Yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aya♥ Posted May 13, 2013 Author Share Posted May 13, 2013 Chapter 9: Poker Night ACS found some money on the street one cold winter night and decided, "Hey, why not gamble it all away, I mean, it's only 50 bucks, how much could I really make?" 1 night later: "Here you go Mr. James, 12 thousand dollars. Don't go spending it all at one place now, you here?" the dealer told him. "Oh don't worry sir, I promise I won't!" 1 day later: ACS bought a life time supply of Airplane Simulators and Shadow the Hedgehog Merchandise off a cheap rip-off version of Ebay. He still sits lonely, with his flight simulators and furry plush dolls to keep him company. "I'll name you...Mayhem, I've always wanted a screen name like that one!" he said to his Shadow the Hedgehog body pillow. "Are you Allen James?" a buff black man said standing over his box. "Why yes I am sir, what troubles you?" "See this," the large black man showed him surveillance stills of him at the casino, cheating. "We all saw what you did, counting cards. That'll get you arrested buddy, you're under arrest." the large black man was actually a cop the whole time, and slapped the metal bars on his wrist. "Welp fellas, I got myself in another sticky situation." he spoke to his imaginary friends again. "Think we should take him to the loony bin?" the other officer asked. "Nah, let him feel the pain of prison, this scumbag." 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Jenkins Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 I just imagined ACS getting taken in by Big Earl Langston. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aya♥ Posted May 14, 2013 Author Share Posted May 14, 2013 I just imagined ACS getting taken in by Big Earl Langston. Best truck driver in existence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aya♥ Posted May 20, 2013 Author Share Posted May 20, 2013 Chapter 10: Big Bowl of Chocolate Fun "I sentence you to life imprisonment." the Judge told ACS. "Oh darn it." the bailiff escorted out of the courtroom and headed to the prison. "This is bullshit, I need my PS Triple." ACS said acting like Big Papi. "Stop acting like you are worth something." the large black officer said to him. 1 hour later "Here's your cell, your cellmates are Clyde, who's in for 7 counts of rape, Lil Jimmy, who's in for 8 counts of murder, and Betty, who's in for double both their charges, good luck buddy." said the officer. "So what do we have here? Fresh Meat?" Clyde said, introducing him self. "Where's Lil Jimmy?" ACS asked. "He's around." Betty said. Shower Time: ACS stepped into the shower room with at least a dozen different men, who were all in for rape and murder, you name it. Now ACS knew all he had to do was keep to himself and not drop the soap, but the inevitable happened, the small bar slipped out of his wet hands and landed right in front of his feet. "You gonna pick that up boy?" a very large African-American man said to him. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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