Patrick In The Future

[So Sejima]

Well here we are, let's just say the network was dead because of Ned Flanders, or the country of Brazil for losing the World Cup. Take your pick.

Season 3 Episode 27: Super Spy Showdown/Lights! Camera! Hero Time! (get the reference for a free test cookie before joining the dark side )

The year is 2025, due to some stupid Pearl interference in Sandy's latest invention, Squilliam is turned into an all powerful stealth master, and due to the power going to his head, he goes to the dark side. He just wanted cookies but the whole thing was overblown. Patrick later infiltrates Squilliam's headquarters to defeat him once and for all, after many decades. Despite many struggles including hunger and kidnapped girlfriends Patrick still defeats Squilliam, to reveal it was Heartman all along. Then Heartman gets beaten up so bad they decide to reverse time to have Pearl go to jail for ruining the invention, and Sandy is put on science probation for a month so it doesn't happen again. That was all in the future minus the end so it was pretty much pointless but who cares?

While destroying SpongeBob in a game of basketball due to his super block and dunk skills, there are flyers around that ever since their last battle against the sneaky hermit (2nd obvious game reference btw ) Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy need new heirs for their super powers. Everyone of the main cast is given a superpower of their choice. Of course the IJLSA (from MM&BB VI I think the numerals confuse me) use their powers, but they lose for unoriginality, and the power was in the suit so that too. After it all Spot wins because he already has shapeshifting, and he needs to be recognized more. The episode ends with everyone cheering on Spot, as he beats up Heartman before he teams up with other villains in the background, with extreme screams of agony which shouldn't be allowed on the network yet still is showing due to them allowing Itchy and Scratchy. 

 

Now off for what should be another 6 month and one week hiatus.

[Wumbo]

Season 3 Episode 28: The Story of Wumbo

 

Patrick tells SpongeBob the story of how he discovered Wumbo. He found it under the seat of his chair one day, and deemed it so important that he decided to show it to important-looking scientists. The scientists quickly worked at unraveling the true potential of Wumbo, and once they found out, they decided to release a handbook designed to teach first-graders all about Wumbo. And if you passed first grade, you should know all about it too. SpongeBob finds this story presumptuous and goes off to blow some bubbles. Patrick decides to never tell the story again.

 

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Thanks for the opportunity, Trophy! It's been a blast writing for this spin-off.

[So Sejima]

Season 3 Episode 28: The Story of Wumbo

 

Patrick tells SpongeBob the story of how he discovered Wumbo. He found it under the seat of his chair one day, and deemed it so important that he decided to show it to important-looking scientists. The scientists quickly worked at unraveling the true potential of Wumbo, and once they found out, they decided to release a handbook designed to teach first-graders all about Wumbo. And if you passed first grade, you should know all about it too. SpongeBob finds this story presumptuous and goes off to blow some bubbles. Patrick decides to never tell the story again.

 

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Thanks for the opportunity, Trophy! It's been a blast writing for this spin-off.

You're welcome, and now wumbo is buried. *buries the big book of Wumbology*

[So Sejima]

Season 4 Episode 1: The Super Late New Years Extravaganza Party That Nobody Cares About!

French Narrator (yes he still exists): Ah, the deep blue sea is wonderful this time of the year. Stuck up rich person Squilliam Fancyson has invited everyone to his newly renovated house that won this years "House Fancy" award, to celebrate the new year. When everyone was watching the TV for the countdown, there is a loud scream heard. Squidward is seen with a broken arm and is knocked out on the floor. Of course, Squilliam is suspected for revenge from the previous years antics with House Fancy. This is mainly due to the fact that there were pictures showing Squilliam beating Squidward in everything with the words "You are not surpassing me now Squiddy" on them. After a very brief investigation which led nowhere, the case went into court because nothing was going on anyways. The judge was Plankton, who recently turned a new leaf for real and sold pretty much anything and became a big hit. Being a court judge and occasional sports manager was to help with the rent, seriously the place is worth a ton of money now. At first things become bad for Squilliam, but it turns out there were traces of jellyfish stings almost as powerful as King Jellyfish's were during Battle For Bikini Bottom, and they scarred him as much as Plankton did in the movie. (The series now takes about 5 months after the first movie since Plankton was let out early considering his back story, and the cops are idiots as you should know by now.) Suddenly King Jellyfish bursts in and writes (this is a spin-off based on a cartoon with no logic so if you care for it just leave now while you can) that none of the jellyfish are as powerful as him, but it can't be him since he was busy annoying Kevin and his Jellyspotters for yet again tricking someone else. Then he leaves through the same hole as earlier, but the sea lion, rhino, and bear are all found to be culprits due to being invited as well. Wow this proves Squilliam can be an idiot, but the final nail was that Squidward luckily cut some of the Lion's mane off, the rhino lost its' horn, and the bear lost a tooth since Squidward still has his karate skills. It turns out they were working for Heart-man (big shock) and a new partner. A message says that a certain stinger will have his revenge... oh and Starla breaks up with Patrick due to a lack of romance lately that will only be explained later. 

Yeah I know this won't be worth the wait, but I just needed to get this out now. Everything will be explained in depth later on, and there might be a squabble between a certain French guy and a Pirate soon.